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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (June 12, 1908)
- ifrHTi fr THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 1908, t COOS BAY TIMES An Independent Republican news paper published every evening except Sunday, and Weekly by Tho Coos Hay Times Publishing Co. i Entered at the postofllse at Marsh flold, Oregon, for transmission through tho malls as second class mall matter. M. C. MAIXNEY. . .Editor and Pub. DAN E. MALON'EY. . . .News Editor SUBSCKIPTION HATES In Advance, DAILY. Ono Tear 5.00 Six months ? 2.50 Less than G months per month .50 WEEKLY. One Year $1.50 The policy of tho Coos Bay Times will be Republican In politics, with tho Independence of which President Roosevelt is tho leading exponent. Address All Communications to COOS BAY DAILY TIMES Marslifleld ..... Orrgon SENATOR CnAMIIEKLAIX. The people of Oregon, while over whelmingly In favor of the Repub lican party and Its policies, appear to have no patience with the sentiment which is opposed to what Is called "Statement No. 1." They have therefore rebuked the party by designating Governor Geo. E. Chamberlain as their choice for United States senator. The an omalous example Is thus presented of a Republican state and a Republican legislature electing a Democratic senator on the first ballot. It seems like an absurdity, but the Repub lican party has only Its own stub borness and stupidity to thank for it. If Mr. Cake had not been sus pected of catering to the class which objects to such laws and practices as Statement No. 1 Is a samplo of, ho would have been elected and if Senator Fulton had been a State ment No. 1 man he never would have been displaced by the party or by the state. It is hard to understand why ho should now persist in assert ing that a Republican legislature will not send a Democrat to the sen ate when he has seen so many recent manifestations of tho trend of public opinion. Party government is probably necessary, but extreme partisanship is no larger at a premium. The radical Republican or Democrat is not as great a hero to his party as sociates as he formerly was. The people who are not In politics are not as partisan as formerly and are waking up to realize that while they have blindly accepted the dicta of party leaders, the public has been neglected, private concerns have fat tened at the expense of the people and the public domain has been stolen. What the people of Oregon want is an application of Roosevelt policies and If they suspect the leaders of Roosevelt's party of being opposed to them, they will turn to the other party for aid. In other words, they still want the Repub lican party to sorvo them, but if the Republican party won't do It, they ' will ask tho Democratic party tp try. Absurd and dangeious as this may bo, tho people are determined and might as well bo accepted as a final factor in the contest. Now, efforts aro being made to get Republicans to switch from their pledges and vote against Chamber Iain tho people's choice. What methods will bo employed? Will corruption offer bribes? Will cor porate wealth mako Oregon a spec tacle of disgrace and betrayal of the popular will? Who urges a man who has given his solemn pledge to voto for tho peoplo's choice, to betray the people? Who sooks to defeat the popular will? Certainly Mr. Cako will not bo found In tho ranks of such advisers. If Senator Fulton takos such a position, what Is his standard of honor? If ho wants others to break so solemn a pledge, what faith can any man havo In his pledges? Tho Statement No. 1 man, who has been olected as a Repub lican to tho state legislature and who goes back on his pledgo Is not mere ly n traitor, but is so lacking In com mon honesty as to bo worthy of ab horrence. It is not concoivablo that any man will soil out his honor or his prospects for any sum of money : in such a caso for it will end his career In Orogon. While tho Times doploros tho dllomna yet it recog nizes that a truo Republican is an honest man and a truo American, and that neither an honest mnu nor a truo American will doubt that tho safety of this republic lies In tho rulo of the people through majorities. The corner stono of Republicanism Is, "Redeem every pledgo. With the Toast and Tea i : , I,.,, .mi,,.,, i X GOOD EVENING. a A To know what you prefor In- ? X stead of humbly saying amen X A to what the world tells you you H bought to prefer Is to have kept X your soul alive. M A STEVENSON. ''iif&siz&?ifjSififj. SINGING ALONG. Singing along as the old world goes, Under tho shadow or under the rose; Singing along, with the old world so sweet, Blue skies above and the rose at our feet! Singing along It's the way to keep up When the wine of life's bitterness brims In the cup! Singing along through the light and the gloom The bleak, barren hills and the val leys of bloom! Singing along' as the old world flies, On to the hopes that are bright as the skies. On to the love and the dreaming sing on, For the road winds to rest and the dreams lead to dawn! 4 It was a bright Coos Bay youngster who wanted his papa to tell him how it was possible to change his mind If he couldn't move his brain. A Coos Bay pupil's definition of a spine. "A spine is a long, slender bone; your head sits on one end and you sit on the other. "Do you like dates?" asked W. R. Haines of Geo. Goodrum. "The kind you eat or the kind you keep?" Geo. asked back. Pa Might Grow in Grace. "Pa," said little Tommy, getting a bright Idea, "I can do something you can't." "What?" demanded his father. "Grow!" replied the youngster. hftM ii'-'i. I, i I i Ilewaro! Lives of fishermen remind us That we, too, if we will try, Can leave troutlng streams behind us, And come home prepared to He! Really nobody seems to know much about bow to run a country, but there are plenty who are dead willing to learn. Truly we ought to profit by our misfortunes, bin If we were to do so would the; then be misfor tunes? A tactful pei son is one whi I m press! vol j leaves the liu presslon that hi is greatly Impressed. The curious thing about it is that the more a man Is compelled to bor row the less he is able to. It certainly Is exasperating to labori ously put by something for a rainy day and then when you go to get it to find It has been soaked. Tho reason that a sucker bites Is be cause that is what ho is on earth for. A rolling stone is n smooth proposi tion. If a girl is in love with a poor man sho Ib apt to think riches aro sinful things. Perhaps wo have reason to bo thank ful that most men do not do half as much as they might if they energized up to their capacity. Trobably tho man who has no re ligion In his business has no buslnest with religion. Doubly Hiiro. "Harry," said tho grocer, severely, did you chnrgo Mr. Smith for that box of strawberries?" "Yes, sir," replied tho clerk; "I think 1 did, sir." "Well, charge him again," said tho grocer. "You enn't bo too sure of a thing of thnt kind." sheet Is flat, a flat is $50 a month, $50 a month Is dear, a dear is swift, a swift Is a swallow, a swallow Is a taste, a taBto Is an Inclination, an In clination Is an angle, an angle Is a point, a point is an object aimed at, an object aimed at is a target, a target Is a mark, a mark is an Im pression, an impression is a stamp, a stamp is a thing stuck on, a thing stuck on is a young man in love, and a young man in love Is like the let ter 't' because he stands before 'a,' Miss Grade." "I don't think you have the an swer quite right," said the young lady. "A ball of yard Is round, a round Is a steak, a stake Is a wooden thing, a wooden thing Is a young man In love, and a young man In love Is like tho letter 't' because, Mr. Spoona more" and the she spoke clearly and distinctly "because he is often crossed." The young man understood. He took his hat and his progressive conundrums and vanished from Miss Grade Garllnghouse's visiting list forever. As for us, give us the kind of man who, notwithstanding It may be cloudy today, believes that tomorrow will be a sun-kissed dream. Anxious for Microbes. Tho Man. I'd give anything If you would kiss me. The Maid. But the scientists say that kisses breed disease. The Man. Oh, never mind that. Go ahead and make me an Invalid for life In want ads. A young man who is very particu lar about his washing recently wrote a note to his washerwoman and one to his sweetheart, and by a strange fatality he put the wrong address on each envelope and sent them off. Thn washerwoman was sent the invitatlo to take a ride the next day, but whos the young lady read: "If you tumble up my shirt bosom any more, as yc did last time, I'll go somewhere elr. she cried all the evening, and de clared sho would never speak to him again. Unarmed. "Where are you going. Bill?" "Over to hear Jones' now phono graph." "Why, man. what's tho use? You haven't got nn ax along." Suspicious Circumstance. Why does the man who shaves him self always feel called on to explain that he doesn't boycott the barber to save money? It seems to be on bis conscience. The man he Is telling all about It doesn't care what the object Is whether It is to save enough money to buy an automobile or whether It is to test a scientific experiment. Certainly it Is constitutional for him to shave himself, and wo do not see why ho doesn't proceed with the pleas ure of nicking himself up and let it go at that without so much protesting. Parts He Saw. "Now, Tommy," said the visiting echool director to the small boy who was supposed to know something about grammar, "what are the parts of speech?" "The tongue, tho lips and the throat," replied tho bright child without hesitation. The Trust Magnate. "Do you bellovo in tho freedom of contract?" "You bet, but I always make one stipulation." "What Is that?" "That tho freedom shall be all on my lido." With the Other Tied. "I didn't know you played tho piano." "Sure, I do." "Expert?" "All of that. Why, I can play with ono hand." The Danger Period. Every spring thero are some smartlw Who at ancient fogies scoff, But they'll chortle enco too often If the? take their flannels off. MILL TO MAN CLOTHIERS WITH these bright Summer Days comes the thought of that New Suit you have Promised Yourself, and we hope with that thought you will couple the name of this store AH the New Fabrics are Here and the cut of our Garment shows Every Correct Idea of Style Suits at $10, $15, $20 $25 OUR. JUVENILE DEPARTMENT fs Full oftha Right, Kind of CLOTHES For Boys'. Suits $2.50 to $7.50 Extra Knee Pants Plain and Bloused Knee 50c to $1.50 All Kinds of Presents for our Boy Customers The New Woolen The House That Guarantees Everything it Sells Corner A and Broadway J. L. BOWMAN, Prop. GEORGE ROTNOR, Mgr. Mill Store JUST RECEIVED OUR STOCK OF Tents, Folding Cot s Camp Chairs, Etc. Guaranteed Standard 8, 10 and 14-oz. Goods G oing & Harvey COMPANY "Complete House Furnishers" HERE'S A PRIZE WORTH WORKING FOR "Miss Oracle," ho said, with nn en gaging smile, "did you over try your hnml at ono of tlioso progressive conundrums?" "What Is a progressive conun drum, Mr. Spoonamoro?" Inquired the young lady. "Haven't you heard of thorn? Hero Is ono: Why Is a ball of yarn like tho lotter 't'? Decauso a ball of yarn Is circular, n circular Is a sheet, a SICK HEADACHE CUKED. Sick headacho is caused by deran gement of tho stomach. Chamber ain's Stomach and Lirer Tablets wlL; correct tho disorder and effect a emu By taking these tablets as soon (Sf tho first Indications of the dlssasi appear, tho attack may bo wardJi off. For salo by JOHN PREUSS. Soil It quick, through The Times Want Ads. Republican Congressional Commltteo Will Pay $150 For Best Article On Political Snbject. The Republican Congressional Committee offers ?150 for the best article not exceeding 1,000 words on tho subject: WHY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SHOULD BE SUCCESSFUL NEXT NOVEMBER. Tho competition Is open to all. In judging tho merits of contribu tions consideration will be given not only to stylo, arguments and facts presented, but to tho convincing power, and It should bo borno in mind that members of congress aro to bo elected as well as president and vlco-prcstdent. No manuscripts will be returned, but will bo tho property of the com mittee. Tho best article will be widely used both hi tho nowspapers of tho coun try and In pamphlet form. The award will be made and check sent to successful contestant about NOTICE. Notice Is hereby given that all chimneys, flues, stoves or smoke pipes must be cleaned within ten days from this notice and if not cleaned by the owner or occupant of said building that the same will be cleaned under the supervision of the city marshal and at the expense of tho owner or occupant of said building, in accord ance with Ordinance No. 141. which provides that a refusal to comply with the provisions of this ordinance shall be deemed a misdemeanor and punishable by a fine of not more than One Hundred ($100) Dollars, or by Imprisonment in tho city jail not more than twenty days, or by both such fine and imprisonment. This Ordinance will bo strictly en forced. J. W. CARTER, Firo Warden. August 15th. Manuscripts must bo mailed not later than July 15th to Literary Bureau, Republican Congressional Committee, Metropolitan Bank Building, Washington, D. C. FOB THE greatest reduction In millinery, see BIrs. A. G. Aiken. 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