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THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 1908. w t Vi w, .H 2 Coos Bay Times " l.L'll. WWWi l Entered at tho potoffice at V .p)) field, Oregon, for transmission tlitoush the malls as second class Jt.r" latter. r y ' ' SUBSCRIPTION KATES. In Advance. DAILY. Ouwear $5 00 6L. )nths ?2.50 Leas tban C months, per month .50 WEEKLY. mli year $1.50 I.noal readers, 10c per line. ! llU. . AN INDEPENDENT nF.rUIit.I3AN IiEUSPArKR I'Ur tlS" I ISVLRV EVENING EXCEPTING SUNDAY, AND nr-T- v nr Tu Coos Bay Timks I'ntiMsmvn Co. n. n AnmtKss Am, Co.MJtu.s'iCATiONsJJro COOSyiAY DAILY TIMES M "eld - Oregon HANGING AS A SPORT. "Wo would not deny the gravity of iloxt.'i. It Is a quite serious matter even to those of us who, while con scluj of, or nt least admitting, no really sinful performances in the past, would nevertheless, if pressed, con fer to cor' i. in minor Indiscretions v, ' ' 'i wo would be only too willing to Jot ivltli the Lord in forgetting. Nev er ' less, If foim or ceremony or gcu cr' Interest bo considered the crite rion dying is one of the most popular ihtifii one can do. Nobody goes to sco u man born, but the entire commu mIiv (.uins out to seo him burled. In du..I It is well known that many peo ple perhaps a majority, derive actual cTr'-.mcnt from beholding with their ov eyes life flicker out of a person's Ixyiv The almost universal satisfac tion found from time immemorial In vii in-using a hanging we can under stiiud. The event Is more spectacular anZ 'iisa expensive than a circus, pos--c.j grisly human interest to a dls ttt' ".vc degree, is presumably grimly jtrr and, In any case, is unproventa ble If the hanging Is to take placo anyway, why shouldn't we seo It? That la tuo reusoning, and it seems good cnuurfh if one cares for that variety of .n,ort. George Harvey in North Au.u.Ican He-view. w the Toast and Tea "COUNTRY AMERICA." LIFE IN 1 j&$W& Business Directory Doctors. D" GEORGE AV. LESLIE Osteopathic l'liysiclnn Graduate of American School of Osteopath) KIrksvllIe, Mo. Olllco Hours: 9n. m. to -1 p.m. Other Hours bj Appointment. Oillce in Nnsburs Mock Phono 1011. Marshfleld, Ore. DR. GEO. E. DIX Physician unci Surgeon. Office-First Nat. Hunk Hllg. I'liono 1GS1 D" J. W. INGRAM Physician and Surgeon. Ofllco over Sengstacken's Drug Store Phones Offlco 1C21; Residenco 7S3. D R. A. L. IIOUSEWORTII Physician nnd Surgeon. Office over First National Bank Residence, two blocks north ol Crystal Theater. Office Phone 1431. Residenco Phono 1656. Lawyers. Francis II. Clnrko Law rence A. Jncob M. Make Uljcciulst LARKE, BLAKE & V- L1LJEQVIST, ATTORNEVS-AT-LAW Times Building, Marshileld, Ore. United States Commissioner's Ofilce. St. Valentine's Dny is nlniost hero Something doing, why not prepare? The Whist Club Ball is mighty swell Seo my fashion plntc, it will tell Full Dress shirts $1.50 up. Full Dress Collars 2 for Hoc. Full Dress Cravats 25c up. Full Dress Gloves $2.00 Full Dress Shields SjSU.OO up Full Dress Handkerchiefs 75c up Full Dress Suggestions nt The White Lino. Tl.. late David Christie Murray on' f"u occasion told tho story of the chnmplon printer's (jrror of his expe rience to this effect: "1 wrote nt tho close of the story of 'Giuco Forlieach : 'Are there no trou "bit.,, now?' the lover asks. 'Not one, lc-. frank, not one.' And then, In Tire ' ets, thus I set tho words White line. This was a technical lu strix tlon to the printer and meant that one line of spiice should be left clear. The itcnlus who had the copy In hand ptit tiio lover's speech in type correctly fln ' dicn, Betting It out as if it were a' HuJ of verse, he gave nie: "Km one, dear Frank, not one white line!" "It wns a custom In the printing of ilre :o suspend a leather medal by a leu ' t boot lnco round tho neck of tho innn who hud achieved the prize betlso of 11-0 year. It was somewhere nbout jiiIi'Mjiinuer at this time, but It wns 3nsiiitly unanimously resolved thnt moiling better than this would or "" be done by anybody, and the mi I was presented tit once." Westing-tor Gazette. Puzzle, Find the man who has gone out to enjoy a quiet stroll and get a breath of the freoh country air. Trlggs In New York Prea. GOOD EVENING. A new chance, a new leaf a new life this is the golden, the unspeakable gift which each new day offers to you Fredrlc Farrar. O 'They Say." A petty falsehood, started by a gos sip loving tongue, Grew Into dire proportions, and upon its blackness hung A woman's reputation (pure, unsul lied as the day) And her whole life was darkened by tho fatal words "They say." A man of worth, with honest work earned both success and gold, Then envy pointed at him with a nod and pointed hold: IIo fills a sulcido's lono grave, yet (doubt It yo who may), His death was but tho poisoned fruit of these two words "They say." Oh, you who list to slander's tongue, I charge you in God's name, Have care! lest at tho harvest time you reap a doublo shame: And daro not for your own soul's sake invito the dreadful day When Justice must hand forth to you tho fruit of the words "They say Fanny Herron Windgate. The Quicker Way. "There goes a man," observed a tfU'.i..iship agent as he directed atten tion to a surly looking individual who lia-1 ;ust engaged passago for Europo, wL.io efforts nro devoted to cou str . ting short cuts in business meth od" and in eliminating all time con sun lug men and their propositions from his busy existence. He Is a man f very few wotds. ''Some years ago this gentleman crowed the ocean and had a very un-plca-.mt trip. One morning a sympa thc" passenger offered him n lemon, nrr-osslng a sincere wish that it would give relief. "The pale traveler seized tho lemon, luntvJ it lclously into tho ocean and growled: "'This Is a quicker way than the Othr.'.' " -$- A WALIj FLOWER Far from tho crowd, ho sits apart And wearily ho breathes a sigh; Tho laughter dulls upon his ear Tho dancers flit before his eye. Ho Is tho cause of much remark- A victim of tho vagrant glanco How hard to bo a man at a leap year ball And not bo asked to danco. THE WALL FLOWER. In he tho is A Curious Tree. village of Clyunog, Wales, an old cottage, formerly a coumry taern, upon the roof of which thcr- Is a full grown sycamore tree. Abu-, prt; j oars ago a seedling from a IK ichlMirlng churchyard, whero other syca-juru.s nu growing, found a rest lug place In the corner of tho wnll boe :i t-l.ib of htoue over tho entrance to the building. Tho young tree thriv ed fin a time on the small quantity of soil i n, It citui in the corner of tho walls and il..iiit foued its roots downward through the wulls Into tho earth bo low, l'rotn tlu outside no trace of tho .roots can bo seen. Cutting Dig Diamonds. Big diamonds ioo a great deal iu "Uin iMilil.ig The Kolilnoor was re duced by an unskillful stonecutter from 7s .!'., 'ii rath to 'JS0 carats, a hoc ond cutting brought It down to ISO 1-lfl t ' .i t!.!:.l to lOil Mil carats, b thin ti leventh of Its original I ... oiUlu.il weight ot i in- I'ltt 'i 't i" in on,l wiih -110 carats, but ll.U. I.. Ol I'll- lUtllT iwo-thti'ds .u'jiwil. while the Kiai of the South, whirl! wan plckcnl up iu a riv er li u mgiefc, lot n little ovar half Its ,i'Iht by cutllug. or li or " lu II dlK'! Road tho Want Ade. Spring Is here. Evidence of Its coming Is proven by tho arrival of tho Spring Poot and by tho unusual activity In the Poots' Corner at tho Milllcoma club. Tho "Toast and Tea" man has received tho first invoice of Spring poetry of the season. Hero It Is: The Leap Year Girl. Coino along littlo girl Boforo it's too late, Take your eliolco of hoys Whilo It's nlneteen-elght. For if you don't You may sit in tears And linvo to wait Another four years. The Leap Year Boy. Boys bo careful Don't jump nt every chanco Find out beforo you answer llow many uncles and aunts. For If you go it blind You may ruo tho day And wish to goodness Leap year had stayed away. W. T. It Is to bo hoped tho spring will ho no worso than tho poetry. Adam 2, a total of 10 only. Now, we figure the thing out differently. Evo ato and Adam ato also; total 16. Wg think the above figures en tirely wrong. If Eve 8 and Adam 8 2, certainly the total will be 90. Scientific men, however, on the strength of tho theory that the ante diluvians were a race of giants, reas on something like this: Eve 8 1 and Adam 8 2; total 163. Wrong again, what could be clearer than if Evo 8 1 and Adam 8 12, tho total was 893. If Evo 8 1 1st, and Adam 8 12, would not the total be 162 3? This Is better: Evo 8 14 Adam, and Adam 8 12 4 Eve; together they got away with 8938. Again: If Evo 8 14 Adam, Adam 8 12, 4 2 obllgo Eve; total 82,056. Wo think this, however, not a suf ficient quantity, for, though wo ad mit that Eve 8 14 Adam, Adam, if ho 8, 0 2 8 1 2, 4 to keep Evo com pany; total, SO, 282, 056. All wrong. Eve when she 8 1, 8 1 2 many, and probably felt sorry for It, but her companion In order to re lieve her sorrow, S 1 2. Therefore, Adam, if he S 1, 8 1 4 2 40fy Eve's depressed spirits. Hence, both ate 81,896,864 apples. Adding to this a slight variation on the Gaelic World's suggestion that when Eve, to satisfy tho curiosity of her 6 8 1, 8 1 2 many, and felt sorry, so Adam 8 12. Then Adam if ho 8 1, S 1 4 2 40fy Evo's depressed spirits. Consequently both ato S2.- 496, 864. tug ueutcner Tagouiatt proposes, however, that when Evo to satisfy the curiosity of her (Gaelic pronun ciation) 6, 8, 1, S 1 2 many and felt sorry; Adam, when asked to eat though ho first said (in German) 9, 8 12. Consequently If Adam after saying 9 8 1, 8 1 4 2 40fy Evo's de pressed spirits. Honco both ate 9S2.505.S64 apples. J . W. BENNETT, Ofllco over Flanagan & Bonnatt Bank. Marshfleld, .... Oregoi f. Mcknight, Attorney at Law. Upstairs, Bennett Marshfleld, & Walfor Bloct Oregoi a-iOKE & COKE, Attorneys at Law. Marshfleld, .... Oregoi Miscellaneous &$ fyjy Representing Style and Quality. ssszsssssLsszsissswimssssmimHBt EBazzsEEissasnzn! The Steamer STEAMER PLANT SAILS FROM MARSHF1 OLD held boii ror r-an rancisco 'A'ucsoay Jcj. awis. So l-cscrjaUons nf tsr tho nrrl sl oC tho ship unless ticket id Longlit. P. S. DOW. Arcnt MAKSHilLLD, OREGON California and Oregon Coast Steamship Company Steamer Alliance B.W. OLSON, Maslei. A"' EDDY ARCHITECT Modern cottages a specialty. Office opposite Blanco Hotel, Over Tele phone Building. CARPENTER Call R. A. Corthell. For all kinds of carpenter and cabinet work. Show cases and office furniture a specialty. Phone G61. Corthcll's Delicatessen. SAILS FROM PORTLAND SATURDAYS. 8 P. M. SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS, AT SERVICE OF TIDE. uanmgarmer, Agt. l. W. Shaw. Agt. Marshfleld, Oro., Phone 441. F. I1 Couch Bt Dock, Portland, Ore. Mn- ALBERT ABEL, Contractor for Teaming of all kindt Phone 1884. A Coos Bay girl who recently re fused to sing was asked If she hnd lost her voice. "No," sho rpelied, "just found my senses." PIANO TUNING, By. J. F. O'Rielly, Resident Tuner. Address Box 210. Marshfleld. ELMER A. TODD, Director Coos Bay Academy of Music. Voice, Piano. Pipe Organ. Harmony etc., from beginning to graduation. Singers toaihed in stjle diction and interpretations, for opera, oiatorio or concert work New O'Coiincll Buildlnc, Mnrshflcld. At the Masonic opera houso Tuesday and Wednesday nights, Feb ruary 11 and 12, Tho Pavllla Com edy Co. In "Tho Higher Life" and "Chums." This company's produc tions aro based upon the fundament al elements of human nature nnd np- pcal to interests and omotious that aro universal. Flanagan & Bennett Bank MAHSHFIELU, OKEGON. Capital Hub'-cnbecl J5U.000 Capital Paid Up $10,000 Undivided Profits $35,000 Does a general banking business and drawi on the Uank ot California, San Francisc Calif., First National Bank Portland Or., Flrtt National Bank. Itoscburg, Or., Hanover Na tional Hank, New York, N. M. Kotbchild A Sou, London, England. Also soil change on nearly all the principal cities of Europe. Accounts kept subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent at 5 cents a mouth or $3. a year. INTEREST PAID ON TIME DEPOSITS WHY DO PEOPLE BUY IN BECAUSE It is choice inside residence property, lots 50xJ00 with alleys, is well sheltered with a good bay view, and prices of lots are reasonable. For particulars see TITLE GUARANTEE & ABSTRACT CO. Henry Sengstacken, Manager. WE MAKE GAS ENGINES AND BOATS SpeeJ Launches and Enginei a Specialty All Classes of Boat cndEngine Repairing PromptlySAtlended to 5ij? U lk North Bend Woolen Mills North Bend, Oregon H. R. BEV1ER, Mechanical Engineer C. H. ALLGER, Boat Builder irnTTTlT"TTTni1lWilHIHHIiimi I'iII , I'nl ill" ii If 'If ST. VALENTINE'S BAY A Oiiy sacred to St. Valentine; tho 11th of February. It wns a verf old notion alluded to by Slmkespeiue, that on this Day birds begiruto mate. Hence, perhaps, arose the custom of sending lovo tokeirs nt that tiino. v We linvo the most complete line of COMIC and PRETTY VAL ENTINES to bo found in tho ciiy. Tho public responds "In kind" to 6oro-advortlslng. If it is bier. Im portant, full of slgniilcance to thrifty art. in tho papor today you aro talk ing, by proxy, to n big nudleuco. Today's ads. will "cure" sorao of your porplexltles, Yes, business is Good if your ad vertising Is "good." "I noticed in Tho Times tho other ewnliiK n Btatoniont ns to tho num ber of upplos Adam and 13 vo ato," re marked tho 1'hllosopher, "hut it did not cover tho question fully. Iloro Iu a moro accurate Btatoniont ns to ilii) exact liiiuihor" nnd tho philoso pher handod tho following clipping: llow many apples did Adam and Evo cat? Some say Evo ato and The C. B R. & I R. R, and Navigation Co. THE O. 11., II. k E. H. i. lVi x. co, TIME TAItliE. Jjtibject to change without notico. and NORTH FASTEST BOATS ON THE BAY. Half Hour Schedule. Kui Between Miushilelil nnd Nortb Dead Made iu lli Minutes. Private Landings. Faro: One way, 15c; round trip, 3c. J. A. O' KELLY. Proprietor. No. l. (Dally, ox. Sunday v. 9 : 0 0a.m. LMunJW- Junction Coqullle Myrtle Pt Lv. 9:45a.m. Ar.l 0:20a.m. No. 2. Ar.l2:30p.in Lr.llrsViuu. Lv.10: 45n.ru. Trains to aud from Denver Hill daily. W. F. Miller, Ajjant. i mi i ii 'i n ii in ni Am Hour in ixt JUaritf mid cl 1 lu. HEISNEU, MILLER & CO. Lhory, Feed unci Sale Stublo. Wood for Sale. TUird A A t. I'limic 1'JOl Mamliflclil FronL Street. fffrrrrimpw 5Z5r2SHSHSHSZSr!Sr2SZSrl5iSr!Sr!Sr!SrlSHFdT Portland & Coos Bay S, S. Line BREAKWATER Sails from Portland Wednesday at 8 p. m. Sails from Coos Bay Satu days at Service of Tide. C. F. McCoIIum, Agt. Phone Main 34 - - - - A. St. iwir ?r!5rlSHSrlEHSrlSKSrl5r2SZ5r2Srl52Sr!S3S5rl5a tmmumtwmmHmmmmmmwmjmmmmmmttHmmttnmmtm Send your teams or phone your orders for BEAVER HILL COAL "Best Coal on Coos Bay." For sale by Masters & McLain, Sole agents $5.00 Per Ton nt tho Yard, $0.00 Per Ton Delivered. Special price on scow load lots. 8 Phono 2011. rroinnt Dcllverv GunranW ;;mjWK:m;8i;mmwHtjmtm:w:i:mmi:mmm:uj:mmmmmHmmmV i"Ti li IWi ih II .i.ima. n JMMi. JMJjgy Try a Want Ad. WHEN IN NEED KBppJ of cigars, candy or pipes, telephone jour order to THE MODERN COMPANY Odd Fellows' Building, Prompt attention given nil orders. Marshfleld. I A A In T .Xlffl H' ir i '' - - - M:FTffiWIM