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Ammonia. “I Don’t Love Yon Now, Mother.” Colonel Anson started, and looked at Gias* Honaes. me very searchinglv. 1 No housekeeper should be without a When a vessel of the Cunan^line is A great many years ago, I knew a hr y One night during the recent troubles in BV JAMES M<»NT<iOMEItY, Plenty of stones are living about now 4 “Has Hill dared to reflect upon the who had been sick for two years, as y li" bottle of spirits of ammonia; for »e- ready to sail, but before the passengers the Pennsylvania coal regions, Judge I There is a land,of every]land the pride, conduct of his coinmanding office^?” he have seen many a one, all the while sh> ir- sides its medical properties, it is inval ta- are recei :ved on board, a complete in Potts’ brother, Thomas Potts, was round adays. We all take a certain saH«facti<m' Beloved by heaven o’er all the world beside; asked,coldly,but without meeting my eye. ly dying with consumption. She li ;d hie for household purposes. It is nea-lv s|»ection is made by her commiinding at a meeting of mine owners, anil after in a well established case -of public fraud; just as our Indian brothers rejoica Where brighter »Uns dispense serener litflit. “lie said no more than every one in the one child—a little boy earned Henry. as useful as soap, and its cheapnsss officer, ai nd the murine siqierintendent. the adjournment he stepped into a tavern. when a prls mcr is set in the line to ran And milder moons eniputrudise tlie nigl.t; regiment has,” I replied—“that he re brings it within tlie reach of all. Put a The crew are drawn up for inspection iu While there he met some friends, ami in the gauntlet. There is the.wretch! Pelt One afternoon I was sitting by her si< gretted having gained your dislike, as he and A land of ta uuty, virtuejvalor.Jruth, teaspoonful of ammonia in a quart of two lines, in the .starboard portsides of the course of an hour or two begot vjerv him down. We all can have a throw at it seemed as if .she would cough I was sure lie had done nothing to merit it." life away. Her little l»oy stood by t ie warm soapsuds, dip a cloth in it and Timv-tutored uge, aud lone exalted youth. g'> the deckj each man wearing the badge of intoxicated. On his way home he lost him. And the bigger the stone and tjie “Wasthat all lie said, doctor?" ' over your soiled paint and>see how r q>- his boat, and ready to answer to his name. his hat, and a miner who knew him, harder we sling it the more securely Vo post of the bed, his blue eyes tiHed jvi h The wandering mariner,¡whose eye explores “He added,” I replied, after hesitating By and by t ie idly the dirt will disappear; no scrub The musler roll having been called, or feeling compassion for him, clapped on establish our. owu clnim to virtue. We The wealthiest isles, tlie most enchanting a moment, “that he would gladlyhlie to tears to see her suffer so. P_ terrible cough ceased. Henry came a d bing willbe necessary. It will cleansei nd ders are given to prepare forboat service; his head a miner’s hat; and in order to all have j fined in this outcry a'gainst one »bores, serve you.” put his arms round his mother's nee <. brighten wonderfully. Ton pint of lot and the nen break upjinto the necessary make the dark street look brighter he delinquent after another in Washington, Viewsnot a realm so bountiful and fair, An expression of intense pain swept his head in his^motber’s boso n, suds add a teaspoonful of the spirits, i ip number of crews, each at bis own station. lighted the lamp« iu front of the hat. thereby taking the place of the tribunal Nor breathes the spirit of H purer uir; over Colonel Anson's face; but he was nestled forks and spoons, and said, “Mother, I do love yog. 1 in your ------ 9 ------------ .------ « (or VC- whate ------- ’er When th*j s is done, the order “boats out*’ When Potts reached the house his wife that judges and condemn«, knowing and In every clime tlie tnagn :t of liis.soul. silent. After a brief pause, he said, have to clean), rub ’ with a s|oft is given, When the boats are down, and had gone to bed, ami the lights were out, caring very little that the lash was lading you 1 wish you wasn ’ t sick. ” Touched by reuicmbram i e, trembles to that quietly, “I will not detain you longer, »is proof has been given that everything con- but Potts felt certain the lamp was burn laid on our own backs, and that the de brush and then finish with a chain An hour later, the same loving, bh i;- pole; doctor, I am sorry to hear of Hill's sick * » ing in the hall, but he couldn't for the linquency was liehl bv other pcn|>lcs to For washing windows and mir- skin, _ eyed boy - came in, all aglow, stamp! nected with them is readyifbr servi«», the ig For in this land of heaven’s peculiar grace» ness.” rors it has no equal. It will remo ive order to iaul I them in is ¡given, and in a life of him tell where it was. the snow off his feet. “ O mother, ifnt laul given, be national, not individual. Tlie war, I was more perplexed when I left the The heritage of nature’s rubiest race, ie greasespots from every fabric withoi «t few more minutes they are restored to go skating? it is so nice — Ed. aud V ’ luu: He looked at the regular lamp and it which taught the American what a full- room than I was when I entered it; and There is a spot of earth mpremeiy blest, injuring thé garment. Put on the am their customary resting places. The same seemed to be out; then huuted in every blooded, full-pocketed fellow he was, feeble said t ie are going. ” “ Henry/ ’ f ' during the long winter I had no means of A dearer, sweeter spot’ thfin all the rest. monia nearly clear, lay bhitting pa >er organizal ion of crews is ¡applied to fire direction for the light, but he was unable taught him to care less for the opinion of gratifying my curiosity. Indeed, it was mother, “I the ice is not hard enough ye Where man,creation’s tyrant, casts aside over, and set allot iron on it for a uio- duty; and as soon as the boat inspectiou,is to find it, although it seemed to shine the ¡»eople «»ver the water of whom he very jufftishly said t e “ But, mother, ” intensified by the fact that, at tlie express ’ - 11 _ - I...—y Ilis sword ami sceptre, pagentry and pride, ineut. Also a few drops in water will completed a fire drill takes its place. In brightly wherever lie went. Presently used to stand in dread. request of Colonel Anson, the President boy, “you are sick all the time—Imw While in his softened locks benignly blend cleanse and whiten laces and musl ns this soiqe meu have charge of buckets, he happened to stop in front of the mir ‘ •My child, you mu»t ob y- you know? ” * Nor is it half so necessary that we The sire, the son, the husband, brother, promoted Hill tp a vacant lieutenancy in me,” gently said the mother. beautifully. A few drop« in a bowl of with roots attached to them, »<» tbat they’ ror in the hat rack, and then be saw pre should wince upder the lash as to con his company, j frietiA ‘ ! ■ “It is too bad,” angrily sobbed the hr y, water, if the skin he oily, will remove nil can lie tilled over the side and hauled in. cisely where the light was. After a brief vince ourselves th it we deserve it ns the At last he went to the Peninsula, and Here woman reigns; thje mother, daughter, ere long my regiment was called on to who, an hour ago, had so loved• I is greasiness and disagreeable odors. Ad< ed Others ?: ave to fetch and join the hose, objurgation upon Mrs. Putts for leaving first stop br reform. N >w the corruption to a foot-bath, it . entirely absorbs nil to connect it with pumps Worked by the wife, ’ ' ■ : participate in thL «lesperate battle at Fair mother, “1 would like to have my lit le noxious, smells, and nothing is better to engines < or to take charge of the jets, a light in such a place, he went up to-tfee in Washington may be as deep ^and , y boy go, ” said his mother, looking sac mirror and tried to blow it out. He blew widespread ns is n»serte«l, and the -lack Strew with fresh flowers the narrow way of O iks. That engagement brought me remove dandruff from the hair. ’I'or Others a re prepared with blankets to be and blew, but somehow the fl.iuic burned of honesty there in the men may have at the little boy's face, all covered _wi fH « work enough, for' my regiment suffered life! frowns; “you said you 'loved me-r- F cleaning hair and. Gail brushes it is wetted and thrown over tht flames, but as steadily as before. been prompted by the mad extravagance As hardened as I thought I Jiad tarribly. In the clear heaven of her delightful eye, the essential matter is th.at^véry man lias r, equally good. “That," said Potts, “is the most extrae of the women; but the fact rem tins that become, I grew faint and sick over the good.” “No, I don't dove, you n<i Id An angel guard of love and graces lie; For heartburn and dyspepsia, the aro his place and his duty, and every man is or’nary lamp'» ever lieen my iHisIbrtim, there never would have been corruption mother. ” said the boy,-going out a: dreadful work that gave me neither rest Around her knees domestic duties meet. matic spirits of ammonia is^ especia iy acquainted with them both. ‘ , The snipe t'encounter.” Then he took off’ his coat- in Wadungton had not the social atmos nor hope of rest. Tire little field-hospital slamming the door. And fireside pleasures gipubol at her feet. Again the dreadful coughing ’car ie prepared; ten drops of which, taken in division into crews, as for the boat«, is ami holding it in front of him crept cau phere <u the wliole country nourished the . ” which I had established on .the edge also Use« for manning the pumps, and as tiously up to the mirror, and tried to growth. The noxious plant comes to, Where shall that land, tliat spot, of earth be of the swamp, seemed to me a perfect upon her, and we thought no more of.t ie 1 a wine-glass of water, will give relief. For house plants, five or six drops to soon as t ie fire drill is over, the pumps crush the coat overthe lamp, which still Tull head and flower there in the broader boy after the couglr commenced. •[' found!? slaughter-'iouse, and I longed more every pint of water, once a week, v ill receive tllie next attention, Each ciew is ■burned brightly, lie said: tears falling tldck upon her pl Art thou a man?—a patijiot?—look around Í light and waiting opportunity,'but its eagerly than 1 had ever done for a cessa noticed 11<> make them flourish, It is also good to expected to l»e in its place, eaclr pump is low, but she sank froth exhaustion iu “That’s cer'iuly very extro'nary! moz seeds are scattered from one sea to the Ob, thou shalt find, hdwe’er thy footsteps tion of the fighting. It came at last, a M cleanse plant j irs. So be sure and kt < ep tested an ll examined, and it is shown that ’»tonishin’ circumstanz ever come un'er other. Let us look at home. Bring roam little after 10 o clock on Sunday morning. a light sleep. In a little while, muffled steps/ff incii fS a bottle of it in the house, and have a there is no' water in the bilge, This done, my obzervulion. Dun'uo how t’count Belknap's walls about his ears as uc That land thy coyuitryj aud that spot thy I had cleared out my hospital, and had the crew are dismissed, but the inspect- furit!” . is glass stoppei;, as it eats away corks. feet were heard coming into the housepj choose, but !e’t us see that our own are sent my last man across the Chickahominy. Lome! ing partji proceeds to make a complete though carrying something; »iiisthiag; and t|| tS y , It occurred to him that perhaps he not built iff glass. We are ready My assistants werf absent for some j pur- tour of i he vk-ssel. The storerooms are might smash the lamp with an umbrella. enough to assure our English critics that almost lifeless L»«|| b<ld Hard Corns, ppse, and I was ^ie only person in the were—carrying the However painful, can be safely, easily, visited, ajipl the steward is cautioned with Seizing the weapon iut went up to the our best class of men do n<>t represent us — little structure of-boughs. Suddenly I of Henry. Angrily had he left his mother; hn ]«1 and promptly softened, without any ci is- regard t< his* duties in respect to them, list rack, and aiming a terrible blow at officially. We are fond of asseiting that The regiment to wluch I was attached was aroused from a reverie into which 1 was tbe,Sixth New York, Its Colonel had fallen by the hurried entrance of gone to skate—disobeying her; and thfn comfort, by soaking the whole f<a»t in and is especially told that no other light the light, fie brought the umbrella down. politics is a trade; that the virtuer reli was an officer of great capacity and re some one. I looked up and saw Colonel broken through the ice, sank under tie quite warm water for half an hour ni< ht than tint of a closed and locked lamp He missed, aud smashed his Sunday hat gion, enlightenment of the country is to must ever be taken to them. Every water into chaos. lie took aim aguiu, and be found in her quiet homes. Whose fault eff>>. t, and morning, rubbing the water w .th markable promise. Yet he wus, withal, Anson standing before me. He was pale water, and now, saved by a great effo . home barely alive, to his si< k thè tinger into the corn, during this balli. tight door is shut and tested to see that caught the umbrella in the lamp over is tfhat? If‘the prize-fighter or the pro a cold, stern man. He was somewhere and exhausted, and was bleeding ‘from a was brought Home near fifty, anil had come to New York deep cut in the head. He held in his mother. ’ . . . In a day or two, sometimes after the it moves freely on its hinges, and that head, bringing it down with a crash. fessed gambler directs our ward politics I closed the doors, fueling more dang tr from Italy, where he Ijad been.in service arm« tlee inanimate form of Lieutenant first soaking, the kernel of the corn < an none of its lever fastenings are rusted <»r Then he tried a third-time, and plunged and our State affairs, or represents us at with Garibaldi. He was an American by Hill. I never saw so much grief iu a for her life than the child's, and corny CT (F lie picked out with the finger-nail; if out of ¡or ler. The supply of r<>ckets and the ferule of the umbrella through the Washington, while tne honest man, the birth, but had been away from his native human face as was written on that of softly.in, drew back,the curtains frwni.t e this is removed, there is no discomfort c >tlier signals is examined, the steering mirror, sma»hmg it into atoms; he felt man of retjuement, the Christian, shs and sign .ding apparatus tried; and only exultant fora moment a9 the light disap- quietly at home, who is to blame? If land so long that he had. become almost Colonel Anson, as he laid his burden on lied. She spoke, “I beard them—It’ 8 fur weeks ami months, if ever after. ’V denationalized. 1 - Henry; O, I knew he went — is he dead If corns are “pare<l”' with any ahi rp after everything has been found to be in peared from his vision, but he was per we Voluntarially suffer these men to be- < the rude table. r In the same regiment was a private, a But she never seemed to hear the an»w instrument, they take deeper and wider order is I 1 he word given ffrr the ship to plexed to find there was another light come our representative«, they do re|»re- “Be quick, doctor, for heaven«« sake!” young man of about twenty-five. He was he said, painfully. « I gave, telling her, t “O Mw. no.” She coi i-’ root, like a weed cut off on a level w th embark I k'r passengers ami to proceed somewhere, he did not know exactly seut us fairly enough. The man uho <■ a handsome, energetic young fellow, anil ■ the ground, growing harder and more upon he: r course. . Iu addition to all this where. So he sat down ou the stairs aud sooner than soil his bands with “the dirty v “But you are wounded, Colonel!” I tx- menced coughing—*1 aliq died iu one of the best soldiery iu tlie regiment. chtimed, when my astonishment would strangled to death, ''the p<»or iQothei! painful. Medical works record cates care, evel iy officer is responsible for the remarked: business of politics” remains tranquil at the b »y's disobedience: killed her. He wasof English birth,he ¡aid, and seemed let me speak. “M >z ’»tonishin’circumstanz overcome home, and gives/over rtie country to where persons have bled to death from condi tiou 1 of things in his owu depart- itfter a couple of hours. 1 sought tl ß slicing off the top" wrtli a sharp inst u- mvnt ami 1 the captain for all, so that thet un’er my observation. Wliaten thunder brn»c-takers and black-mailers, has IIO to have no friends, no relations in this “Never mind me,” was the quick re country, tor he never received any letters tort. “Attend to this one.” l».»v’s room. “ ■ O 1 wish I had not tq 1 ment ; no one ought to run such a risk wl en smallest imperfcctioiT would be reporte«l d >Z it mean an'h<»w? Light’s gone, an’' right to whine ou the scoieof honesty or as soon a s it was diseoviBred, ainl rectified yet it’s »hillin’! Perfuctly i.icomprc'iisiole! intelligence., or presents as did the other men. He had mother 1 did not love her. To-niorro simple'warm water is*always efficient. Hill was wounded in the breast, and I »ol - the VOIIM, child, sol frequently attracted^tire attention of Ids saw at a _ glance that it was a dangerous I will tell her I do; ', ” said UIV Nor does the extravagant follv of fash- i Tne hardest corn can be elicetti a ly as soon al »,rectification was possible. The B ish t’gracioqs Air». Potts d' wake up an’ My- heart ached ; ti - softened in forty-eight hours by maki ig Cun aider i>m|iany doesinsurv, hut yet takes 'spt.-un it. Durn'f 1 know what 1 bad ion in Washington Company, and of some of the regimental and a doubtful case. I bent «town to bi ng painfully. ington differ from the same officer»; but to the astonishment of all, loosen his coat, and examined the injury. inoiniw I knew we.must tell him »lie wi s a hole in two thicknesses of bticksl in its own r| isks to a certain extent, and n<> bet'er do.” folly in the village except i.i degree, cai|fe the Colonel steadily exerted himself to 1 could do no good. The aim had been dead. ... 1 We __ «lid not, Then Pott* took off his hat to scratch O.ie woman with a fair fave and love of - , till . the . child ... | <<r wash leather huge enough to receive known rj Isks are ever incurred. If thp prevent any reward being given to the true, and the ball had gone right through hintself into the room,| crying, “Mutlry the corn, bind it on the toe, till it w th smallest i defect is discovered iu any pari his head in the ¡hope that lie might scare display reigns a belle at the capital, aad young man. Hill, for thut was the name the heart. This was not my only dis . I do love you;” O! may 1 never ag i: i any ordinary ointment, cover it with a of a ship, no question is raised whether it up an idea, andi the truth flashed upon to keep lip that display receives a bribe wiH— lata i. ** one voyage or two voyagq- him. Gazing at tlie-lanip for a mometit, from a rich mail. 'I he sicn-t is louiiil out he went by, never complained, however, covery, I had learned part of the mystery see agony like that child’s, as the lips I e piece of oiled silk, and let it remain. more, ba ; theorder “out with it” is given until he drank in a full conception of tlie ami the scorn of the whole |>ei»ple is though he knew very well what was go- that lipd hungover Hill. . kissed gave back no,ki»s—as the hamli : Corns are made by wear^iiWtuo tijj lit at once. ingon. He was strict jin the discharge of took fed lifeless from his baud, instea I trouble it had cau-ed him, lie suddenly heaped on her. Another woman (h-»w shoe«, or those so loose thnùp there is a “Heavens. Colonel 1” I exclaimed, look- his duty, ami gave no cause for complaint. ing up at him. “This is a woman! 01 ofsh.iking'liis hand as it always Ipu , shuffling back ami forth at «very st«p, smashed it down on the floor in a rage, many other women!) with as (air a t\cc Reflections. During the winter of 1861-^62 the army and extinguished it after covering two perhaps aud the like love <>f vshow finds causing friction on the skin, In tliiee “The only one that ever loved me,” ami the bov knew she was «lead. lay before Centreville, doing very little groaned the Colonel. “She followed me “Mother,11 do love you now ,” all the du f cases out of four new shoes are too tigl ■ht; BY 8. A. M. MOSS. yards of carpet with grease. -Then he herself in an iuiand town or village. Site iv... “ O motlie , but scouting, picketing, and preparing here in male disguise; and, I, tqis long he sobbed and dried, went to bed and iu the morning Mis. dresses, furnishes her house, ch ><»ses her this can be easily prevented, if .two p lir till morning, for the spring campaign, Though there when 1 was in danger,«ravedni Then lie woul 1 mother, forgive me. ” ’ ___ ?otts informed him that some of «those carriage and horses, mo<leis her whole of the ordinary stockings are worn, aid ne, who hud For ><Jme years past preachers have awful was nothing exciting in all this, it wus dope nothing but wrong her,at the cost of jmt leave his mother. “Speak to in then having tlie shoe titte«l, or meitsi re miners had biaiken into the house daily life and hibit, u >t by her husband's very trying to the men, for the season was her own life. She was my w ife, doctor.” mother!” but she could never spea c taken without letting the shoe man know »leachedl husbands and fathers have the night before and left'one of their hats iucoiue, bat by the effect »he wishes |o »rayed, and sons and grandsons have unusually severe, and the hospitals were again, and he—the last words she h;i 1 anything about it. because the credit <> a dreamed day dreams of the girl in a w ild nith a lamp.^Potts turned over in bed troduce on the world. Bhew lives on' a He left me before I could speak. well filled. This was all I ever knew. The next ever heard him 8ay, were, “Motber,i “neat fit” coming from his store is of m< re state, domestic, unextravag.-uit. They so that she could not see his face, ami credit and teaches her children the same One morning Hill came toiny quarters. day the Colonel was shot in a skirmish.. don’t love you now.” i importance to him than the comfort of I lis have dreamed, but have failed utterly to said if the steru hand of the law wasn't system to carry into the next generation; “Well, Hili,” said I, as he entered, Iliad him buried in the grave where we Tliat boy's whole life \vas chari£e< customer.— Ilall t Journal of Health. make the girl of the dream the wife of laid U| m » ii those ruffians sooiqjiobody's finally her liUsbind fails. She has taken “what can I do for you this morniogf’ H q » sober and sad he was ever after. IIj life would be •e safe. the money to keep up her false state not had laid his w ife, and to this day I have the heard. “1 wish to go on the sick-list, if you never learned tlie secret of their uuhap now a gray-headed old man, with, ¿i It J from one rich office-holder, but out of Now is your time to act. See to it that H ot C ross Bess.—Pijt two pounds i of I? sorrow over his one act of disobe<lieiic please, sir,” he replied, in a quiet tone. II k C ouldn ’ t W ai r so Loxo.—He the pockets of poor men, grocers, butch lives. you dream not, but net. I started, and looked at him seurchingly. wore a slouched hat aud full gray suit, ers, irades|»eople, the very servant who and wrong words,, embittering all his.li k* flour into a basin, and mix well with it He whom you adore may indeed lie able Though I h:ul seen tbe young soldier —with those words ever wringing in h six ounces of moist sugar and a lit: tie to tell you how you should make bread; liis face was somewhat browued from ex- waited ou her at table. Aliout Leap Year. ground allspice. Mix two ounces < of toften, I had never been in his presence »osurti, Jand his general appearance ears, I “ . JIUHIVi, Mother, I 1 141/lA don’t V AV»V love J'**» you *»'*»•• now.” How much thia accredited swindling be As a year has 3u5 days it should German yeast with half a pint of . lui Ç'- >ow his grandmother makes cakes, anil »macked decidedly of the faun. l>efore. He was a slight, finely-formed He is going on in every town and' village? Will the little ones who read this r< - 5 divided into 7 months of 30 days and mother fries fritters; but these how his ________ Make a hole in the cen re warm milk. fellow, with the most effeminate face I member, if they disobey their mother, f walked leisurely into tlie appointment of llow many American middle class and ever saw. Had he been a woman, I should months of 31 days each, but instead of they are cross and lpuighty, they sa , of the flour, pour in the milk ami yeart. ■V accomplishments alone,-valuable as they fice of the Interior Department, and laboring people are living within their «4 have called him a woman; and as it was, that it has four months of 30 days, and ev.ry single time they do so, y»a teuili r and, with a wooden spoon, stir enough of iu^y seen to him, will avail little in real, dropping familiarly into acmi^remarked: means to-day, or honestly paving their »radical life—will 1 hardly of ■*’ “ 1 of themselves the* flour in to make it the thickness I could not deny him tbe distinction ( of 1 month of 28 days, and 7 of 31 days. “I'm from Virginia; 1 want a place.” way as they go? - G.al forohl that we i But the year is nearly six hours longer mother’s heart, by actions, if not. in» tl cream; throw some of the flour ov ir, render h< »me happy. being pretty; His voice was soft dud words of Henry, the vjery same thingj “ Yes? ” remarked the clerk, hxikiug should j istify the ili-«loing at Washing What you desire is not merely an ac- up somewhat astonished. “What sort of then cover the basin with a cloth» a id cleuh and, though ' it did not seem that than 305 days, so in every four years a “1 don't love you now] mother.” ton! But common sense fprbids that we day has to be added in February to make complislied mail, nor yet is beauty alone a place do you want?’’ *et it in a wsrm place for about an hour of a man, was hardly that of a woman. trn Churchman. I ' slhmld lie blind to the ill-doing at home. and a half. Melt the butter, but not to that for which you must seek. Should ' “Oh! most anything; ain’t very partic I gazed at him searchingly, but he bore h 11 right, ami that day is to-day. ' 1'iibuite. — N. But the year is not three hundred and Goioi an Dili’s. tny s»:rutiny well. n an oil, ami stir it into the «ither ingre »overly, by some fatal chance, fly in at ular; something that’ll pay about a hun F fathered “You are hot sick, I hope?” I remarked, sixty-five days and a quarter. Enough 1863,” says M. de 5 L mtrie, took ,ti\ ; dients, with enough warm milk to mate your window, servants may not always be dred dollars a month, <»r ub<»ut tike that." Arab Dexterity. minutes are gained every four years to little sparrow-hawk» nitric, at length. from a high towi r the whole into a soft dough; then mould had to wait upon the former, and beauty “Ain't particular as to the kind of cm- make one day in a hundred years, ami is, in itself, but a vain aud doubtful it into buns about the size! of an erig. “I aui broken down, doctor,” he an and put tliem in a cage on the balcun, The following anecdote is given by M. »loyment,are you?” swered; “I have been ou guard for live therefore there is no leap year in the The parent birds im||nediately brOhgi t Place tfiemon a tin, in rows three inch i ;s good." ■ “ Well, something light. ” de BiUssiei'v as an iLlustraliou of the s years 1800 or 1900 or auy even hundred them food, and I was uot surprised to at - apart; set them in a warm place until Learn, rather, if he whom you would ’ successive nights.” Arabs in some of their theft«. An Arab “ Weil, my friend, you might stay here years. choose cau hoe corn, pull at weeds — not they have risen to double the size, p it “The deuce you have!’’ I exclaimed in This is a pretty fine calculation, but that this food consisted of twelve mic ; them into a brisk oven, and, just l>ef<> ' ‘e tobacco ami cigars only—plant potatoes, and wait for a place; you »laud a g<MHi introduced himself by creeping jm all astonishment. “Tbe regiment isn’t so four large lizards and 'six mole-cricket . four.«, like u t| i wlrupcd into Lye teat in only think of the wonderful skill which A meal of like size was brought evpi < tlivy are dime, wash them over with a drive felice-posts, set out fruit tree«, chop chance; of course there aiu’t any vacan short of men as that, is it?" w hich one of the lieys was-reposing, and cies at . prese.it , and there's oil I y t.veniy- 7» They will take ubo it wood, plane a board, shpvel a sidewalk, four bundled applicants ahead of you, |>o carried off' his clothes mid arms in “No, sir,” he replied, quietly. “I was makes our earth go round the sun every day for a month, At'dne lime mere w|ei ; little milk. year in exactly the same days, hours, build a ffie, bring in a hod of coal or an twenty minutes to bake. kept ou by the Colonel’s orde.s. He fifteen iield-mi^e, two little birds anql I' i Dy »ticking right to it you might get in which he attired hiui.elf. Q lilting ilie P ancakes . — Take six eggs, break armful of wood, black his owu boo to, ahead of the list; there’s uotuing like tent very early in the' morning, and as-« says the guard duty is very important minutes and seconds, without making young rabbit. ’Last year I made the stAt j ‘ ’ the - * same ’ ' ' result, ‘ one mu: I them separately into a cup, to ascertain hone a razor, shave himself, and drive la energy.” just now, ami he wants the best men in any mistakes at all., . We could not make experiment with suMiing the manner mid haughty carriage the best watch keep time £or a year consisting of twelve the regiment to be put on it.” nightingales, in j til it they are fresh; put them into a nail without pounding bis own fingers.i of the chief, wlmm lie left asleep, he »o “ I'-w-c-n-t-y-f-o-u-r h-u-n-d-r-e-d ! no RjmemlxT tint' lie who has never vacancies; well, I don't think I stand imposed upon the utteudanta by -his ap “Has he kept auy one Ou so long?” 1 without losing or gaining some hours or lark, thiee molys and one hedgeh*( • basin, whisk them well, then add half a minutes. questioned. The parents always attfthe head*oittlu| r pound of flour and half a teaspoonful of eanivd (o serve himself is totally unfit to milch of a chance, anyhow. G o < m I pearance tliit they led forth' tlivir mis We suppose that you all know that in prey, and picked from the bodies ofki »al t. Beat to a perfectly smooth halter, direct tllpse who may serve him. “No, sir, I would.not have come to yon morn ’ in, ” and lie departed, lost in sad ter*» horse, which the Arab mounted i.nd If then you tiii‘1 one who can say “Yes, dest thought— W'U'iinylori, Vhronicle. to-day, but that I kuow I am incapable leap year the girls are the boys, and have dead birds some of their feathers, lull » then add stiff! ient miik to make it tl e rode off* without ci eati<ig suspicion. Ail Place r ma'am,'* to the above, why catch him if of standing another night. 1 should fall to give their arms to the youths to help case of the hedgehog, the only part in t consistency of thick cream. hour afterward the, servants were sur asleep ou ¡tost from sheet* exhaustion. them along. It is not surprising if. after eaten by these voracious littie creutun s siiiail frying pan on the tire, and wlien you can. T he F irst R ed C ent .—Au item is go prised at hearing the voice of the bey ---------- the arm, a good many shouhvgi ve was the »kin of the buck, which was tub quite hot put in a piece of butter or laril. Then I suppose I should be shot for giving ing the rouuds of the p ipers stating that proceeding from the tent, calling for as the hand also, and every farmer’s son much for their maws. It S ays the Whitehall Times: A few days “the Cent was tif»t proposed by R »bert sistance. The latter was strll more as- When it is nearly boiling, pour iu about sleeping in the presence of the enemy.’ In one mouth, tlie twenty should look out for this. five baby hawks rid the world, by actui half a teacupful of batter, or ratlnr since a Whitehalier called to pay his re Morris, the great financier of the Revolu tonishcvl than Ills servants; .the boldness “By Jove!” I muttered, “that’s what over Poor city youths cannot do,as they would more, according to the size of the pa II. spects to a lady. He was obliged to wait tion. It began to. make its apj»earHuee and adroitness of the thief appeared to Colonel Anson is up to.” count, of 204 rats and mice, 200 mol like in this way for fear of not being able I spoke louder than I intended. He ds. Were not tile Fry it until it is a delicate brown, then in the parlor some time for her to dress. from the mint in 1792. It bore the head him totally ineompreheiisibie. crickets, and 158 lizards, beard me, and replied in a tone in which to keep up an establishment; but Uncle twelve poor little nigl htingales and toe turn it carefully with a slice, and when AS the gentleman had been broken of his of Washington on «»ue side and thirteen Alter several weeks sjient in fruitless brown on the other side sprinkle, son e rest the previous night, he unconsciously links <»n the other.” The ceut recently endeavors to discover the delinquent, the there was some bitterness, in spite of bis Sam wants every farmer’s b'»ys aud girls lark well paid for?” ! to do their duty to the country.' ---------- —4--------- efforts to repress it. pounded sugar over it. Take it out wi h fell asleep. The lady eutered the room referred to in the Newt, belonging to M. l»ey announced a free pardon to whomso And speaking of tins we cannot help “I am afraid so, sir. I do not see why A C ause of F ailure in L ife .—O jh IC the slice, and place it ou a dish befo e soon afterwards, qtfii comprehending the R. E. Roberts, of this ci(f, lias on one »ide ever would acknowledge in what manner Colonel Anson should dislike me so much. thinking of the poor fellows on the Pa great cause of failure is that there are n it tbe fire. Proceed in like manner until state of affairs, arnj. wishing to enjoy a the sun'and dial, underneath which the his arms had been remored from under I have never merited bis displeasure. cific Coast. It is 9hid there are 190,000 enough fools in the world, __ Yon lai y sufficient are cooked for a dish. Ser 'e joke at the gentleman’s expense, she sat words “Miud your Business,” anti on the the pillow on which he slept. Heaven knows,” he added, and 1 saw his more men than women there, so that hireliug f fails, loses his plSce, because h s immediately. Never place one pancake down in a chair ou the otljer.side of the sides “Fugio” ami “1787.” On the re JSoine days ntterward the identical Arab features tremble, as with a sharp pain, “1 there must be tliAt number who have no employer is not a fool. . Generals bar e upon another. Lemon-juice and sqgi r, stove to await the awakening, aud euj >y verse a circle of thirteen riugs, on which presented himself before the bey and re- wives and can get none thereabouts. We filled because the opposing generals we e or jam, are served with pancakes. the astonishment of the caller. In a lew is stani|>e<l “United States,” and iu the miniling him of his proclamation, motiou- would die to serve him.” hope we shall not shock anybody when inouieuts a feeling«»!’ drowsiness begun to “Very gmxl,’’ I said. “You can remain To D ry P umpkin .—Take the rirte creep over the fair oiie. She finally center “We are One.” It has always been edliim to recline on his couch and remain we suggest in this leap year to the girls not fools; farmers, .because there werff i o at your quarters for two days, and con fools to buy thistles, which could l>e pumpkins, pare, cut into small pieces, .lr«»pped off, fast asleep. The gentleman understood to have been designed by Dr. silent, whilst he should explain the unale sider yourself on the sick list for that who make up three-fourths or more of raised without labor; lawyers, Ipscaule stew soft, mash and stririn through _* a awoke, ami, taking ¡Ú the «itiíation, Franklin. Sucli is a correct description by which he effected the robiiery.- The our congregations at the East to get some ' time.” of the first cent: In this centennial era ArabIbrthw ith dressed and armed hiuiself there were not enough fools to go to law; colamjer, as if for mu king pies. Spreid dear, good auntie in every neigl|t>oiho<>d thought he would t.urn tne the joxe j'tke oa^lli* pnf Thanking me, he went away. aud publishers, because there were ii Io in (natter* of history is im as liefore, left the tent, ami again de on i this pulp plates, in layers not quite i n fair joker. J • Taking a card he wroterinf wroterbif it: correctness The fellow perplexed me. 1 was con who has a friend in California or Oregon fools to subscribe for a small, tri flit! [jr inch thick ; di portant. In this connection (he question ceived the domestic^, who brought out dry it iu a stove oven, w hir h fident that there was some mystery exist to take out ten or twelve of (hem (all of paper, when a larger and better of should lie kept at so low a temperatu e My <lear Miss B ——, as this is sleep arises, a* U has ala»ut pins, where have for his use a valuable favorite horse, ami, ing, between him and tlio Colonel, and high re»|»dctability and carrying letters could be hail for the same inoiiey. Thei as not to scorch it. In about a day it year, I Willingly accord you the privilege the millions «»f tbe <»kl red cent* nmde by moreover, handed him a mo»t UMghificent known only to these two. While I was from their churches) to that good land, is an artist.who has nut succeeded for the will become dry and crisp. The sheets that your sex is entitled to once in four the Government gone to? Mr. Robert» pi|>e, siip|iosing all the lime -they were years. Sleep f<m, fair -friend, sleep on, musing upon this, the Colonel sent for where they will flud etnploymeut as reason that those able to employ hiin C has >ds«> shown us a copper coin aliout waiting on their master. Duriug the ’ can be stowed _ in a dry place, thus made ■14 me. lie received me with Cold politeness. teachers, governesses, or house-servants were not rich fools, but com potent judg|: : and they are always ready for use f »r Yours,-r” the »ize*of the old United States cent whole of this scene the bey, who shw “What is the matter with Hill?” he in families, till they are each remorse of workg of art. Many an aspiring autjlibi lr pies or sauces. The quick drying aft)er T iie storm of last week showed the lieariiig the head of “L »uis XVI. Roi des what was passing, was couvulsed with lessly gobbled up by some whiskered has failed because there were no f«»ol*||i laughter, but his merriment was hk > u asked. portion f.oiu efficiency *of the sigual service very con Francois, 1790.”— Detroit Newt. cooking prevents any ; cheeked when his prototype fairly made “He is broken down by the unusual fa Oregonian or California^. This plan buy and read his senseless prmluctiog* slightly souring, as is nearly always n e spicuously. From a. signal station on the T he refornjs intended by Turkey off, at full gallop, with bis weapons and tigue to which he has lieen subjected. carried out on a large setfle is the way while p<Mfts have l»eea kept out of th le case when the uncooked pieces are dri£d; New England coast comes a rej»ort that " Five successive turns of guard duty would to benefit the Union and ¡forestall John temple of fame because there were <$< io the flavor is much better preserve«!, end the exhibition of the storm signal en conteinplate'tlie qualification of Chris baggage. Chinaman ou the Pacific Slope.— N. Y. kill a much stronger num than he is.” tian* for'all offices, the admission 'of fails to go intd raptures over p«»eitts |8 the after cooking is saved. To use: s >ak abled oue hundred and thirteen vessels to A pretty little Ohio scboolmarm tried “W’lio has kept him on so long?” asked Wit nett. which would not raise a mail's thoughts pieces over night in a little milk, md put to sea in time to escape before the Christian evidence in all courts, the right to whip oue of her pupils, a boy of 15, ito hold freehold property, au«l an As- the Colonel, biting his lip. A tramp arrived in Sussex county, higher than a child's nonsense. will return to a nice pulp as de- gale struck the coast. I they “He was kept ou by your orders. I be New Jersey, where the authorities gave ■■■ senibly of the Notables of each Province the other day. When she commenced op licious as the fresh pumpkin. ______ ______ » erations he coolly threw .Ilia arms around A helping hand to one iu trouble is to meet in Constantinople. lieve, sir,” 1 replied, looking him full in him stones to break before he had Ilia H ate the courage,to laugh at yd ir 9 her neck and gave her a hearty ki»s. She - tbe face; “and 1 must say, Colonel, tliat 1 dinner. Then up spake |he tramp aud personal defects, and.the world will be often like a switch on the railroad track C aleb C ushing iva» first appointed a am surprised at your putting him to such said: “When they ask fur bread will ye deprived of the pleasure of being Re Cabinet Miui.ter iu 1853, when he was —but one inch lietween wteck and smooth . T here are 23.000 workmen oat of em- went straight back to her desk, aud her give them a stone?” I * I ployment in Berlin. face was “just as red.” rolling prosperity. minded of their own. a test, unless you wish to Fill him.” made Attorney General. • t * I K - ! •i 4 i ‘V Ite # ’I - t * F’ r > llonae. I 1 I 9 * ■ I *i I #,-4 ) J I J f r- ? I 4* « ’J ¡S& 4 K ■ i r* r. r. t » I r f 1 c $ i : I .a % jZ/.;.' & Í - f -W-is . • ; :: i?? A'-.a ■' » ... ~ A* ■ ' /