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I I s r l Ì 13 (1) 1 I U> Psrsanal Adtartitaments 50 cants a Lina. 1 LAFAYETTE COURIER f -------------- How Much Carbonic Acid is Required Pet Monkey on Board Ship. How Henry Clav was Sold. Vunderbilt’b Time-Table. The Jews. wretchq it. But in the Spinner household td Kill a Man? work »ut oft in its regular order, whether Some years ago, just before the Russian Some time bifore the introduction of Coinc, my wife, put down the Bible, The enterprising udveitising agent of In all departments of business which hearts J ihed or not. But a sad refrain Carboiiic ac^d accumulates in old wells railroads, Governor Metcalfe represented war, there was on board her majesty’s require thorough care and close calcula lj»y your gla.*»e» on the book. a certain newspaper 1 called _ on Commodore sounded in Phmbe’s ears—monotonous, Vanderbilt recently. The Commodore mnd other lowjplaces, and in the bottom in-Congrcss a c ¡strict of which Nicholas ship Bdlerophon an ape, which telonged tion of contingencies and probabilities, Both of us arc bent and aged— unchangeable—“Sam and 1 have parted.” sat in the new office which he had just of great tubsjin breweries where beer is County was a part. Mr. Clay was Sec to the captain. Like all the rest of his the Jewish intellect is pre-eminent. Backward, mother, let us look. The clogk ticked it. The wind, among fittedhip in the second story of his resi undergoing fomentation. If a man falls retary -of Stat : j . under President John tribe, he was very fond of mischief, and Auerbach is in the first class of German This la still the same old homestead the vinef-leaves outside the window, whis inguisl therefore was kept chained by the waist novelists. In the more recondite studiest dence, No. 20 Washington place. His into one of t|ese places, he dies before Quincy Adam: .’ The two distinguished Where 1 brought you long ago, pered if; and, 00het heart, at every beat, Waajpng- to a kennel in which he resided. This he for which the nation is distinguished, et out. This is the effect of the politicians agreed to travel to WaQji he can g< hat was set well back on his head, and he When the hair was bright with sunshine measured it off. “Sam and I have JU person breathes a mixture ton in __ Gbvernor Metcalfe's carriage. used to drag about with him on the main Hebrews are found among its first schol was pulling vigorously at the stub of a ¡Sure gas i If'A That is now like winter’s snow. parted?’ But she never thought of giv of the gals witJi itli air, the effect will be just While passing ihrough the State of Penn- deck, where he was kept, always taking ars, iu and out of the Universities. In cigar. Let us talk about the babies ing in- or writing at least in effect— /x the 4-110 amount of gas. a If ' ’ sylvania, Mr. Jlay told Governor Met- care to hold the chain in one hand to keep journalism they perhaps excel any other in propcrtionjto “ I thought you might want to do “ConYe Lack to me.” She only wondered As we sit here all alone. something with us to day, Mr. Vander there is inuclwgas, suffocation will occur calfe that he ad received intimations the strain off his belt. He was very fond lineage. The lilxiral journalism of Ger Such a ifl^rry trcxip of youngsters; vaguel/ whether anything would ever be bilt,'in the way of your Hudson River speedily, Ifjthere is a small proportion .that in a certs in town they were ap of sitting before the galley fire, warming many may be said to be in the hands of llow we lost them one by oue. »worth tfoing again. Railroad time-table," said the advertising only, its effects will be more slowly pro- proaching he w >uld lie honored withan limself, sometimes much to the incon German Jews, and they make it a felt r • Meawhue, the ambassador from Sam ______ . Just J—1 before ’_.Tf.:: venience of the cooks, who, however, were power throughout the country. duced, resulting in colds, consumption, ovation by the citizens. Jack, the iirstof all the party. agent. was clattering up the village street with on very good terms with him in general. own Governor Metoalfe, dyspepsia, headache, vertigo, nervous dis coming to the They are now most numerous in what “What?" shouted the Coiummlwre in a Came to iu one winter's night. the note in his hand which wiu; intended le saved them a good deal of trouble at are kuown as the Birbary States, iu the ong been driving, sug- ills sorts, aud general defect- who had all a eases of vark high key and giving the “ a” very nearly Jack, you said, should be a parson. to makqfed 1 smooth again. He saw through gested to Mr. (’lay that he take the lines last, for one day, finding the galley quite north of Afi ica^where they form the chief ive nutrition its soft sound as in “hat.” Long before he saw the light. a d<x»r S figure he knew to be Phoebe's. Mr. clear, Jacko tried his haudat cooking, and element of thé population. The next and drive, as hs himself was tired. I*.. “I thought, perhaps, you might give • .Hoi*' to ventilate . Do you see that great catheilral, “Here’s a letter,” said he. “Here's a Clay readily consented, whereupon the very nearly succeeded in producing a largest number are in Central Europe, us your time-table to publish," said the Heated veaiilatihg flues communicat Filled, tly tnuiaept and the save. Jrtti letter.”^ disk of broiled monkey. A kettle was from the lower Danube to the Baltic Sea? the back seat in the Car- Governor took advertising agent, meekly dropping the ing with thei|oof are thebest. The old- Hear the Jrgaiytraudly pealing. léj-i Nolxlriy heard him. Phoebe was lis iy drove the team suC- fizzing away merrily, and, of course, It is said that the number of black Jews riage. Mr. Cli technicalities of his trade ami subsiding fashioned fireplace ^l was an excellent ven Watch the silken hangings wave; tening eternally to that sail reiteration of injo ordinary plainness of speech; “all tilator. If neither is available, ventilate ccssfully into the town, and they were Jacko began to examine it with his hands, in Africa is large and rapidly increasing. See the priest in robes of office, her hei»4t, “Sam and Lhave parted.” met’by a large concourse of people. Gov- and the result was he turned the boiling Jews are penetrating every portion of by meads of * The the windows. If possible, With the altar at bis back— v . j The lx>y thought he was heard, how the other papers have got it.” . ernor Metcalfe ' alighted from the car- water over himself. He vias on the Asia, carrying on commerce and estab “ What is your name? ” burst from the „open a window indtiw at the top on one side, ever, and, eager for his play, laid the Would'you think that gifted preacher riage* aqd bein i» asked’ whether hevwas sick list for some time, afterward, and lishing new branches of industry. They white dpssive across the top of jar, and great railroad king in a.way to bring and another ¿t the bottom on the oppo Mr. Clay, answi ered yes, that h£ was glad' lost a good deal of hair and some skin. Could Be our own little Jack? are buying race-horses and coffee in blo<»d to the cheek even of an advertising lere site side!; or qpen both at the top if there bolted.| As he vanished down toppled &c., aDd at thU the crowd He could not bear tiie sight of a kettle “Araby the Blest,” and are trading in to meet them? agent. The name was given to him in a . Then a girl with curly tresses is a stirring '¡breeze, Another excellent the littre note into the great jar. fairly hoisted nm upon their j shoulders, after that, and the cooks found it out, so I'scd to climb upon ray knee, And ?o Sam waited in vain for an an modest tone, and the Commodore held his way : Place Beneath 1 the lower sash a strip and tritynpharl tly started with him to the when Jacko got in the way they used to cashmere gtxxis in famine-stricken Per Like a little fairy princess fou inches wide and as place of revept on. L<xiking back at Mr. slfcjw him a kettle .(full or empty)—this sia. In China proper and in Cochin they ' swer, a|d grew angry again. And so in head down hard, gave three vigorous pulls of wood three or four are fast becoming the most extensive at hisstub, then throwing up his luce sent Ruling at the age of three. long as the vridth of the sash. This will the day[< to come the two met and passed some- was quite enough to start him off for an operators in all kinds of native products, Clay, who still sät f'7 in the carriage : a long column of smoke out into the air. and lower sash to over- With the years there came a wedding— cause tlie 1 upper . without a word, and the gossips had their what nonplussed, the Governor cried, lour or so! He Dearly came to grief once formed 1 “Driver, take 1 hose horses to the stable with another experiment. One cold night aud in manufactured goods. Much of ’ opening . ' „ thus ’ llow your fond heart swelled with pridi talk, aitd, as often happens, fove saddened This,however,is the way he al ways smokes. lap. Through the j j* T wjllllenter; FÎ "4 I m . A - I I* ** z» < 1 the commerce of South Africa is in their Looking hard at his visitor, be surprised and being reflected the lives of those it once had gladdened. When the lord of all the county t , i .„ merrii^epl nf of th» the le found the oven door open, and though hands, and now that the diamond fever him by saying that he would ^end him up, uo aurredit will be felt. When there and feed them?* Thc Summer passed; autumn was gone; Chose your baby for bis bride! the joke was discovered, .the tire was out the oven was warm. O, has broken out, large numbers are going the time-table. The agent departed, and is little motion in the ekternal air. thé crowd, when die winter was nearly over; and Mrs. Tem Watch that stately carriage coming, can better be magined than described— 10! thought Jacko, here are snug quarters, there from Europe. As Jewish influence the next day received by mail a large un window shofiid, be lowered one inch for Mr. Clay, hiiiselr, L pletower came to take tea wijh the Spin And the form reclining there— as li^ai'tily entering at all events; so in he walked unper is extending northward from the Cape of I bound volume, filled with figures and foot each innlividiial in th? room. If un ners. They sat down at table, J'lrs. Tem- Would you think that brilliant lady ceived*, and was soon comfortably asleep. Good Hope and southward from the Bar notes, and accompanied with elaborate pleasant currents are produced, cover the into it as the lest? pletow0r’s tongue going hard. ; Bv-and-by the cook came and lighted the bary States, it would seem that Central Could be your own little Clare? instructions to train masters and conduc opening wiffi'a tine wire screen. “Snip Western 1— *■ - a '’ fover, ■*—” ” — has — got said fire, and not knowing there was a stran Africa is more likely to become Juda- A T ouching I ncident . — Not^ many tors. The air omn ordinary room should bJ Then the last, a blue-eyed youngster— she. ‘j He’s very bad, they siy—might ■»tain miners, working far ger on the premises, he shut the oven ized than Christianized. Already their years since cel Feeling that something was wrong the I can hear hint prattling now— completely .changed three times every go off | uy day. It's a pity; he's a young :ame upon the body of a door. When the fire grew brisk, a most caravans are crossing the .Sahara Desert, -2—’A. so L. iLi ' as iA. Such a strong and .turdy fellow, man y§t; but it ain't bad if ’ 1.<»J he agent put the time-table under his arm hour for earn occupant. Sick rooms re underground, ho had perished in the pit extraordinary noise emanated from the while their boats, freighted witl\ mer poor fellow w and sought again the presence of the quire more thorough ventilation still. Wilfa his broad and hptiest brow. was married, you know. W “ I efore. Some mechanical oven; when the door was opened by the chandise, are floating down the Nile, forty years 1 Commodore. He found him a second Ventj’ <Mi is more necessary in ’ the “ “It'i to be hoped he'll get better," Baid How he used to love his mother!. agent to which the body had been sub sentry—who thought his sable majesty Orange, and Niger.—¿feZ. . time in his private office, but sitting be winter 1 finYhe summer; more impor- Ah! .1 see your trembling lip; Mrs. spinner. jected — an agent prepared in the laliora- was in it—out jumped Jacko, grinning fore the fire in an easy looking dressing font in I nightYhan during the daytime, j^ndMier mother's eye saw Pluebe flush. He is far off on the water, and chattering at a tremendous rate, no A S trange W edding F ee .—A clergy gown of a large figured pattern. He im Cold al s^ not dangerous if breathed tory of nature —had arrested the progress “Wliy don't you help the jam, l’luebe?” Captain of a royal ship. doubt feeling unpleasantly hot. He never of decay. They brought it up to the sur man who was formerly located iu this mediately recognized his visitor and ‘ht air out of doors is just as rightly, she saul, sharply, to call the girl to her See the bronze upon bis forehead, ex- tried that sleeping apartment again. city, but is nbw in New Yprk, married, _ said: ‘ i night air im-doors. It is face, and for i while, till ‘ thoroughly self. f The jar is before you. ” wholesome as Hear the voice of stern command— I “Ah, how do you do, Mr.------ ? Take all thé1 air H»e have during the Dight. posed to the itmosphere, it lay—the im After a time^he hit upon another and a little over a year ago, a couple who at Phcabe took a little plate .in her hand, age of a tine, sturdy young hnSn. ^mKn. No safer way of keeping himself warm at once started for Europe, and havejeciently That the boy who clung so fondly a seat. Did you get (a loDg puff of smoke) Don’t be ufnai {aid ’ of it. Jn large Cities dipped the spoon in the jar, br tried to. To bis mother’» gentle hand? that time-tablet” night air if |ui lore healthful than day air. convulsions h ql passed over the face in night. He discovered that by standing returned. The bridegroom was a gentle n It did not go in easily. Shefried again. death—the features were tranquil; the oh the top rail of the sheep peu he could man of wealth, and before he presented “ Yes, ” replied the agent, producing Ah! my wife, we've lost the babies, Something flat and stiff leaped oft' the reach the fowl-coops which were hung to himself at the bridal altar, he placed a hair was black as jet. his little volume; “ here it is. ” Ours so long and ours alone; fruit upon the cloth. P refa ill in i and C ooking P otatoes .— No one recognized 1 the face; a genera- genera the beaims above them. Up |^e went, and $100 green back-in his vest pocket to give “Yes; that is it (looking at the volume “Goodness!” cried Mrs, Spinuer. What are we to these great people. $very housebc house! iCeper is supposed to know tion had grown up since the miner went watched till a fowl put its head out be to the parson for the marriage fee, and That is a nice how toL with great satisfaction), but the supposition .____ “Why, Phtebe, there's a bit of stick, or cook pi Potatoes, Stately men and woman grown? long puff of is ¡¿correct. In the first place but few down into th • shaft for the last time, tween thq bars. Jacko at once made a did pay it Jo him as he supposed. While time-table. ” (Another something.” • ‘ Seldom do we even see them; .g old woman, who had grab, and pulled the unfortunate fowlout crossing the ocean lie-discovered, greatly but a totteripg smoke.) seem to know that the greater part of the “it’s a letter, mother,-" said Pheebe. Yes, a bitter tear-drop starts. hurried from ¡er cottage at hearing the jy the neck. Finding the fowl was warm, to his astonishment, the bill in the pocket time table, but “ Yes; I know it is the And she took it by the corner and car nutriment qf the potato lies near the sur And we ait here tn the fire-light, she knew again the Ae dragged his kennel back to his place where he placed it, and, could account news, came uR, and ______ o There is too ried it into the kitchen—stiff and red. I don’t understand it.’ face, and ttyat a thick peeling removes a face whicit th rough all these long years before the fire, taking his game with him, Lonely hearth and lonely hearts. for its presence there only on the theory much of it? ” Why, she did not know, but it made her large share of it. The microscope reveals she had not forgotten, The miner was and there he slept all night, with his All their lives are full without us; that he must have had another billrpf a “ You said you wanted it for .your shiver to look at it. She wiped it on a the fact the starch granules are They'll stop long enough one day to have been ter husband on the day af- bird in his arms like a baby. Next morn different denominatiou which he had paper. ” towel, and made out her name upon it, thickly strew n near the peel, while in the Just to lay us in the church-yard. ing, when the tire was lighted, out'lie donated to the clergyman by mistake.* “Yes, but the other papers haven't got cehter they are very few. The reason for ter that on w rich he died. and » presentiment of the 'truth dawned came with his living blanket. He allowed On getting back to this country he de no dry eyes when the gray- Then they’ll each go on their way. There were near so much as this. ” this is that Jihe sprouting process takes upog her. She tore the envelope away. headed old p Igrim cast herself upon the the fowl to walk about, but the moment termined -to solve the mystery, and “ How much have they got? ” asked the Witfiin the paper was stained and spoilt, place froiri the surface, and the nutriment youthful corjse, and poured into his deaf it showed signs of going out of reach of waited upon the reverend gentleman, who The Lovers’ Quarrel. but love's eyes are sharp. She read part Commodore, pulling away at his long, to support it needs to be little more than ear many woi ds of endearment unused fis arm he pulled it back again and gave did not itcognize him, and inquired if on black cigar, with an interested expression skin deep. jTlie center of the potato con ' “Well,” said Phuebe, “all I know, Sam of the letter, and guessed the rest. Tfo) on his face. for forty yeai a. It was a touching con- it a fresh start; apd so on, till the fowl a certain date he did hot marry a certain sists of a little gluten anil a great deal of date was intact. How it came in the Western, is this: I shan't speak to you trast—tlie on i so,old; the other so young, was returned to the coop. After that cofiple. The clergyman remembered the ' “ About so much ” ( indicating the length w rater, hendt! ! if a potato is worth eating They had bo h been young those long Jacko often took a fowl to bed with him, again until you tell me you are sorry. preserve jar she did not know. And he of three or four inches). occàsiou perfectly. “I know I am about t all it iæi wise not to discard the out- years ago, bu : time had goue on with the and, strange to say, he never did them at mm You ought to apologize, and you would had been faithful. He hud asked her to ask an impertinent question,” said the “ Well, then, why don ’ t you take out side. if you cared for me; and I shan't marry forgiveaess, and had thought her unfor as much as you want?” living and st< od still with the dead. any barm, though th» process of being visitor, “but I should like to be informed The Irisfo method of boiling potatoes is IrislEn any one that don't carq alxiut me. j’fl giving. dragged through the bars could not have what fee you received for performing the “But you see (hesitatingly) I don’t obviously wn that a “Ah! he ou ght to have know tlie correct one: Clean wash tell you that.” ceremony?” The clergyman was not pre know how much you want to pay for. ” J apanese B arbers . — Resembling been pleasant for the victim. the ppfotcK potat<^ leaving the skin on; then Then she waited for a moment, but woihan never is that to a mb» she has The officers used to smoke near the pared to make any disclosure, naturally “ Pay for! pay for! Why, darn it! who kitutions of a similar char ; American ins “ And Sow he lies po bring ’ tlie water witcr toa boil and thfo thpw them in. Western said nothing, and she added on' loved,” she said. said I was to pay? The Hudson River When don^f* $o a fork will easily pass acter ih that respect, at least, Japanese galley, and Jacko was very fond of get being astonished that his interviewer >tw Per*’aP9» an<l I aul nofwith him. “Good-night,” and went into the houfce, Railroad doesn't pay a darn cent for ad ting inside' our monkey-jackets in cold should propound such a question, but O, jSiy darling, my darling.” H througli the Bi, dash some cold water on barber-shops: are the resorts of male gos closing the door after her. weather, He was very fond of smoking, upon an explanation being made that the vertising its time-tables. Whoever wants sips. -Outsiq e the sign of the calling of ng it to remain a minute or t wo ; them.Millowii ¡Hie stood at the o|xjn door, nd looked Sam was really in the wrong, and she to know anything about our railroad can then turn i| off and half remove the pot the proprietij ir, hangs a board on which too, but we could not teach him to draw gentleman himself, whom he then recog had shown no angry temper. If he loved upiat the sky with tear-Glled eyes. A go up to Forty-second street, where the the smoke. We dsed to put the stem of nized, was the one he had married, he lid, allowii ita them to steam dry. G<xxi is painted a t bird's-eye view of the shaven her, he surely would a|xdogize soon; and wl^te new moon floated through the faded trains start every five minutes.” ¿»pipe in his mouth and b|ow down the said tliât he would, of Course, gratify him, crown of a it ¡ative of the old style, fresh annot lx; otherwise than pala- potatoes can “a woman should not lower her dignity,” bltFe, and below it a star hung like a “But (protestingly) it would be a table if coc^i teel after this plan. bowl, and he would smack his lips over since he was so anxious to know. “I re from the lux nds of a barber., Inside, the je^el. ' . . - I she said, as she went to bed in her little shop is festooned with theatre bills, the smoke. I am sorry to say he now ceived," he then went on to say, “a very ‘?I wil go to him,” she said. “Yes, I great accommodation to the people down up-stairs room; but for all that her pillow town to know when the particular trains notices of m restling matches, and local and then got drunk when the grog was small quantity of fine-cut chewing to wifi go to him, let people say what they A^ tep F orward was wet with tears before she slumbered. mak." ~Y> rward . . — — It It is is a a noteworthy noteworthy they want are going to start.” Ou a raised platform being served out. He was very amus bacco, folded in a very small piece of ijies’ wearing apparel of all advertisemer ts. Sam meanwhile walked away. He Ijad “ We don't cure a darn about that. If fact that Ivies the knight o * the razor stands while his ing in that state,' but I think the poor paper.” That was enough; tlie only Then she crept softly up stairs, donned __ ---------------- Z. warmer ---------- *1 iS is made of much beeif engaged to Phoebe Spinner three they want to go to Albany they've got to descriptioifri customer sits. So gently does. he con- fellow had a bad headache afterward. thing remaining to be done was- to . months, and he did love her dearly; but hat and shawl, and hurried away along go on some of our trains. If wc paid all ^tuffs than ’ formerly. Shoes are made duct his toi isorial operations, that the On the whole, he was a good-tempered apologize, laugh heartily, shake hands . his blood was up just then. He would th<f scattered street and down into the our money'to newspapers how do you warmer, ¿tickings also; undergarments latter often folds asleep under the sooth animal, but he had a great dislike to some and make the $100 deposit good.— Hart where stood the cottage w here Sam ’ersally adopted, and outside have broken with her on the spot sooner lane also utHA utweraally expect we could pay dividends?” (A are stl^o la.| • f ing blade. . A Japanese barber usesnoth- of the boys, who, no doubt, had given ford Courant.-------- than apologize.» “She’ll coma round,” garments are made of warm garmunts of all styles sty long, indignant puff of smoke).. ing but h<)t ■water, a good one employ- lim a sly blow now and then. By w ay ‘>1 must see him,” she said t* the wom- heavy goods. The old notion of he said. “If I'm ever to be mastek*, I T he following anecdote is from a book “Well, I don’t know’, Mr. Vanderbilt and heavyi ing skill in lieu of soap. Ilis razor is a of revei^e, Jacko used to look ouj under answho whispered to her that he was very most begin now.” wearing tliin shoes, doggedly persevered (assuagingly).; the Hudson River Rail the ladder when the boys were bringing on kissing: thin blade o ' steel without handle. » He It does not matter what they had quar illiand who knew they hftd been lovers road is considered pretty solid.” in for so many years, has been utterly A judicious mother told her little gijls down their hammocks! in,the evening, oi^e. “The nearer death he is, the more uses no stro ), bnly a hone of extreme relled about. Quarrels are mere non The Commodore (making a point)— abandioned’by American women, as well fineness and hardness, I kept .flat by an- and suddenly pounce upon one of the they must not lie hanging round and as oth|er silly and demoralizing ideas of sense to all but the active parties gener neljdfui we should see each other.” And “Do you own any of the stock?”- other hone, i omewhat softer. 'Having fin- hammocks. The unlucky owner, know kissing the young gentlemen who visited ally, but all the world, gentle and sim sht'said to herself, “It will give him joy Advertising agent (smiling weakly) — dress and',fosluon. What is needed flow ished the m< st fertile soil of the face, on ing that Jacko could bite, as a rule would the house; it was not becoming in theuï, ple, poetical and prosaic, young or old, to ?ee me, and joy never kills.” ,. “No; I can't say that I do. I wish I in the mailer of dress is simplification; which the c q pillary ‘ crop is most Ibun- drop the hammock, and thereupon Jacko and it might be troublesome. A few Then in a moinent she stood beside must know bow true it is that ao long as women wear complicated and di»l.” dant, he attends to the forehead, temples, would sit on it and grin and chatter and days after an old gentleman, a friend of hi ft), and he looked up at her with his hol complex ebstumes, with weeks of toil on "To be wroth with one wc love The Commodore (clinching his point eyelids, nostrils, ears and neck id neck. With jump till he was tired, when he would the family, called, and, while noticing the low eyes and knew her. Doth work like madness on the brajn.’’ with vigor)—“And you can’t buy any!” 6ach sepatate article of dress, they will various sha . >ed razors he explores the give up t possession without further children, drew one of them to him and “Phoebe,” he said. Two very wretched young people"Mw Finally, Mr. Vanderbilt, having in his remain, ttA'a very great extent, the slaves convolution 11 of the ear, and the caverns trouble. offered to kiss the little thing. But no; J*I PI never found it uutil to-day,” shex •of dress a^d changing styles. the sun rise next morning, and decided stammered, grim way enjoyed the discomfiture of the she would have nothing of the sort, and Of course now and then he got loose, of the nose, Having combed the hair, “If I had lead it, do you that every thing was vanity. Sam West ragent to his heart's content, informed him when the gentleman was gone the mother y and then there was a grand hunt. One tied the top cnot, he will perhaps present think—” ern was nobody in particular to the that he had nothing to do with the adver Ci ocolate C akes .—One pound of his custome • with a parting cup of said: “My dear, when a nice old gentle day he disappeared for some time, and * — >ftea Heaven knows how he made the whole world in general, and Phoebe Spinner was tising and printing department of the sugar, on<f pound of flour, one pound of charging fo i1 hjs manifold servicu man like that offers to kiss a little girl no one knew where he was, as he kept <*s the story of that, but he did. Words foiled even less; but “Ah, the difference”! to road, and advised him to make applica buttei, eight eggs, two tablespooufuls of enormous slim of one centl like you, you shouldn't put on such airs quite quiet, which was not usually the her, but love did not. ' them now, that each seemed blotted lout case. At last one of the clerks went into and refuse him. I am quite ashamed of bl might have known,” he said, and tion elsewhere. As the visitor half turned brandy, a flinch of salt, chocolate glaz of the other's life. at the door in passing out, with his time»- ing. Miigthe above ingredients well to your conduct.” “But, mother, you told rented his weary head upon her arm. A N arrow E scape of W illiam IV. the office, which was under the poop, and gether w ith a wooden spoon, putting the “For I will never, Dever forgive him table still under his arm, he was con us "we mustn't kiss the gentlemen.” no sooner did he open the door than be Afterwards when he was well and they —One cann >t but wonder w hether Wil unless he does what is right,"said Phabe, scious of a long puff of smoke reaching butter, (melted before the fire) in last. “ Maggie, there is a great difference between were married, they made that careless liam the Fourth of England ever learned saw Master Jacko going ouDof the win bindingup her hair. out toward him from the Commodore's Spread a baking sheet with butter, put letting young men kiss you and such old dow, which had been left open, and by young Tom confess. that a plot vas laid for his abduction “And I will ^never treat a woman as center-table, and did not stop before a over it the. mixture half an inch thick and during his * isit to New York 11 people as Mr. yenable. When such peo which he had got in. He had been mak Before that it seemed to Phoebe like a in the though she were a goddess,” said Sam, bake it. Cut the cake into oblong pieces, second leavetaking. ple offer to kiss you, it is to show their ing up the ship's books in his own fashion. spring of I' 82. The Prince was a miracle, or a deed of the good fairies, young •riwggiing with his stubborn boots. “Not and glazeSt thickly with chocolate. kind feelings, and you should take it as The ink was splashed about all over the and reckless midshipman, given to flirta- and she wtw almost sorry to liave so un- I.” a compliment, and not act foolishly.” A Curions Wild Beast .Story. place, and Jacko himself was nearly as romantic a solution. GlNGF-ft I C ake .—One and one-half tion, and to the inebriation which fikmd Then be waited for word or message black as an Ethiopian serenader. He did Maggie put on a very Berious face, and pounds otjfli lour, three-fourths of butter, vent in wrq netting off door-knobs; and “But if I had never found it, Sam?” Here is a wild beast story which is from Phoebe, who be felt sure would »after much solemn cogitation' replied: she asks, and then the tears came into rather a curious contribution to oar one pint jiiut o£ t molasses, five tablespoonfuls it probably never occurred to him that in not go 'empty-handed, however, for he give in at last, but who never dreamt of ‘Well, motlter, If I have to kis3 the gen took the Articles of War in his hand, and, her eyes, and Sam kisses them away. ginger jirub ir the butter and sugar to his person the “rebels" would find a stock of information; but wild beast of ginger* it. tlemen, I would »«great deal rather kiss of course, he took to the rigging. “ Boys, having. The project orig- then roll them out very thin and hostage worth bavin stories from India are often bold in their gether; thei Men are obstinate as long as obstinacy _______ cut them themi^to Colonifl Matthias Ogden of catch monkey 1” was the boatswain’s the young ones.” ’ cut int rounds, place them on tin inated with C C hristopher N orth ’ s EscAPE.-When style: ' makes them comfortable and content mate's pipe; but before he was captured anflibake them well, and they will the Jersey inc, and die intention was to b C.I fes in G reece .—Beer gardens are A tigress who lived in captivity at La Sheets and with themselves, but women are obstinate gas was first introduced into Edinburgh, keepgooiU year. surprise the Prince and his commissioned the Articles of War were torn to shreds. the attractive places of resort in Germany. keep good?» some of the friends of Christopher North, hore made her escape one day, and not when it makes them miserable. The * ‘ ' Digby, at their* <juar- Fortunately for tlie discipline of the ship, If friends wish to have a pleasant chat, _ aked ____ „'isn. —Take a middling sized guardian, Admiral f world dots not know yet how much the famous*editor of Blackwood'» ifaga- unnaturally startled the station pretty ' B lite,, city mansion of 'Gerardus there were other copies on boaid. I be or literary men to talk about new Jbooka, ter« in tli * more “fight” there is in woman than in »ine, advised ]>im to bring it into his considerably, ^t length the gardener fish or a' very large blackfish, make a lieve poor Jackd was at last killed in the man. - 7 ’ house. He was given to night work, in whose domain her cage was situated, stuffing oif bread, a little pork chopped Beekman onHauover Square, Two of- attack on Sebasto|>ol; but I left the ship, or statesmen to discuss political matters, fleers and hirty-nine men were to .aid they turn into the gardens, and call for No; Phoebe, paling and pining, aching often working for hours after midnight. went to the proper authority and begged tine, swest herbs, an onion, suit and pep plaqje the f fish " • in • a bake-pan with a Colonel Of den in his enterprise, Em so I cannot be sure about his end. mugs of ale. Whole families spend their heart and head alike, never dreamt of The idea of having a steady light that to lie ordered to take the runaway back, per; plade tJ night ! . in whale-boats, evenings in the gardens, listening to “Order you to take her back!” was the- little wafer, sufficient to keep it moist; barking on il a rainy ----------T**------- ’“7 yielding; but after three days of com would burn till morning was very capti “T hat ’ s How’’’—After a great snow music of a high order. In Greece cafes placent crossness it beggp to strike Sam vating to the veteran editor, and he had reply. “I’ll give you no such order; it add a gl^ss of red wine, a little flour and they were o land in New York near the Beekn an mansion, force the doors storm, a little fellow began to shovel a take the place of lieer-gardens. The butter, I j - would be ordering you to be killed.” that it made him uncomfortable to be pipes at once brought into his house. When the gas was lighted in the even “Not at all, sir,” said the man. “Only G raham M uffins .—Two eggs, one of the ho^se, capture the Admiral and path through a large snow bank to his coffee-house is tlie Greek's club, his office, cross; that it had been pleasant to go to ing his enthusiasm was unbounded, and give me the proper order and I will take 'quart oflaweet milk, two tablespoonfuls Prinqe, and convey them to their boats. grandmother's door. He had nothing but his park, his exchange, and may almost see Plimbe; that it was nice to think of The jilan Was approved by Washington, a small shovel to work with. be cal leal his home during the day. He having a dear little wife to care about him he kept at his desk till near daybreak. the tigress back.” of melteq-i butter, a little salt, one-half appear that any decided i Then drawing his chair near the fire,< he “How do you etpect to get through eats there, and iuvites his friends to dine “I’ll give you no such order, but you cup of lfnlne made yeast or two table- but it does not always, and share his joys and sorrows; and that be could not easily forget Phoebe sat, as was his frequent habit, lost in may do as you please,” was the rejoinder. spoonfulf iff Brewer’s yeast, and Graham attempt w as made to carry it out. In that drift I” asked a man passing along. or sup there, saving the ladies at home reverie. Recovering himself at length, “By keepiug at it, fir," said the boy, tlie trouble of entertaining his guests. Hereupon the man, taking off hit tur flour to mhke a thick batter; bake as soon some 'manner, the apprehensions of the for any one else, even a prettier girl. British leaders were excited for the safety cheerfully; “that's how.” It can hardly be called a healthy sys and thinking it was time for sleep, he ban, walked up to the creature, which as light. | And then he walked alone by the,river of the Prii ice, and every precaution was rose from the chair, blew out the light, tem of living, for the pastry and pre That is the secret of mastering almost was lying ip a shubbery which it had bank, ami thought how they had been to L iquid G lue .—To any quantity of Had it not every difficulty under the sun. If a hart! served fruits, which are the chief articles gether there so often, and how warm and and threw himself on the lounge. In an probably mistaken for a jungle, and, after glue uncommon whisky instead of wa taken aga nst a surprise. been for this warning, the boldness o task is Before you, stick to it. Do not of diet, are a terrible task on the diges soft her little hand lay in his—and sudden hour or two he woke with a gasp, half a courteous salutation, said to her: ter; ppt*both together in a bottle, cork the plan appears likely to have insured suffocated, and found his study filled keep thinking how large or hard it is, but tive organs. Luckily, most of the young “In the name of the British Govern tight and set it away for three or four ly found two tears in his eyes, and said, go at it, and little-by little it will grow Greeks have little money to spend, and “Hang it, I’ve been a fool!” and went with an odious stench. Comprehending ment, I request you to go back to your days, wlfen it will be fit for use without its su I the situation in a moment, he turned off cage.” generally content themselves with a cup smaller, until it is done. home and wrote this little note to her: the application of heat. ewart refuses to open that A. T. If a hard lesson is to be learned, do of coffee, a glass of raki, and a newspaper. the gas, threw open the windows and At the same time he put his unfolded “ PKwbe Dtar:— I was wrong. We’ve both raham To_ “P eculiars e £ qjj ars ,” or G rau am P uffs .—T o lodging hpuse for women. It is said that notspend a moment in fretting; do not These cost but three sous, and are a kind been wrong to let ill-feeling come between doors, and started for the plumbers, to turban around her neck, and led her back. pint of Graham flour add one pint of a red-headed girl made up a face at him lose a breath in saying “I can't” or “I of fee for the privilege of a table and us. Forgive me, dearest, and send me word order the gas pipes removed, lest a worse Tlie poor fellow lost his life not long one pinCo slow in a stree car and he got mad at the do"not see how;” but go at it and keep chair, and a right at all the newspapers. that you have done so. I shall await your calamity might befall him. He felt that afterward while trying the «»me experi milk and one egg. Stir in the flour slow- letter with impatience. S am .” at it—steady. This is the only way to Many young people lounge all day at habits of reverie and gas were not safe ment on a bear whose political princi ly, tiir ft becomes a smooth (not thick) whole sexi— Detroit Free Pre»». , Then ;n Dam Sam sent the note to Mrs. »pm- Spin companions. batter, -tse no soda nor yeast. Bake im I ’ conquer it. v . ,A the cafes, and seem to have nothiug ples were not equally good. ner’s * liouse \ . ** " " little . boy, by his landlord's mediately. If a fault is cured or a bad habit to do. T here is a great advantage of dia- ———— ■ i hjTO telling him to be sure to give it bnnself T hey are beginning to run “horse cars” S oda B iscuit .—One pint sweet cream, logue on horseback; it can be merge» broken up, At cannot be done by merely T he British Government has declared to Miss Phoebe. L O strich farming, for the sake of the by steam in Paris. Coko is used for fuel, that the schools at Natal, South Africa, one teatooonful soda, two of cream tar- any minute into a trot or canter, and one being sorry or only trying a little. Bj this time the falling out wi rai five smoke is avoided, and the speed is nine 1 are to be open alike to ail, without regard *■ --‘ a * little salt, and flour e enough to make might hare escaped from Socrates him- You mu$t keep fighting until it is got feathers, has become a regular branch of ird tar, industry in South Africa. days old, and Phoebe was simply or ten miles an hour. to color. , I a soft dough; bake quick. ■elf in the saddle. rid of. ; The Lost Babies. 1..... at t? F 1 I 4 s I « > 'S * a f i s > v --- <a-a>------- 3 9 I fc! 4-? r-’ < è » i r / * » tv / s - ~. M ’ i z •S 4 F a I 1 1 I Ç / 4 I I 4 - I 1 1 /' ♦ SMI ♦ ♦ , . J 1 & ..i- j SÉME • J ■