lafay : ETTE COURIER.
OUR COLUMN-
paragraph beginning “Grant’s auc
tion was ,not a succes.” and he
spelled auction with an s.
“Chills and fever.”
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“What are you* doing now
“Sitting out heie irt the iuhi.and
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The castor bean is cultivated in may be losing a ehance to seli J ¡ this
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Belles call a great many people k^en the West is not without this
pleasant and exhilarating bever- the side ot Ins ncw niade-acqiiain-
to church., ,
tence, a::d„ as • they jolted on he
To dp bsiness a man must have , age.
Noisy little boys in Cincinnati again produced his note book(and
dollars and sense.
continued:
What’s in a name? D. Seaver are told that right in the center of
“What did the farmers do la<t
the hind hoofs of every live mule
drive* a St. Louis milk wagon.
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there is a little lump of gold, which spring?”
It js difficult to tell how much a
‘ Ilan everything into the ground
can be easily dug out with a >pcn-
fish will weigh by lookiug at its
as usual.”)
knife.
scales.
Did your wheat do anyt |g?”
The prisoner at the bar seems
A fac simile of the high C’s in
“Yes.”
to have a very smooth face, said a
music is reached by treading gent
“What?”
■ spectator to the jailor. Yes, re
ly on a cat’s tail.
“Sprouted.”
pKcd the jailor; he was i. oncdjust
“Or in you rai.-e any tobacco,
Why is the job stone like a before he was brought in.
now?”
greenhorn? Because it s often im-
There’s a letter in the candle, is
“Yes, dj you Mjabt a chew J” *
posed upon.
the title of a new .«ong. - It’s a
Did you ever know a country pretty production, but yet we can’t •“How arc potatoes?”
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weather
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town that hadn’t the best brass •h.clp thinking that if the letter
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band in the State.
stays there long it’s going to get
Becoming just the least bijt dis
Why is the type of an unfinished ' scot ched so that no one can read
couraged, the reporter timidly! ask
job like old cheese? Because it’s ¡t.
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“Will you brjhg
The editor who said his mouth umbrella and commenting upon its the city this year?”
never uttered a lie, probably spoke ! fine quality. Yes, said a - person
“Got a good load now,” wq^ the
through his nosfe.
present, he fancies everything he rejoinder, as he checked his horses
Tailor measi ring fat customer— sees. And. added a third party, and said: “ G uçss you’d bctltci
Would yo hold the end, sir, while. is ¡relined to seize everything he plant what I’ve told you, and See
fancies.
what it. will yield. Here’s where
I go around!
The Rev. Mr. Kalloeh, of Cali ,where you git off.” i
,|n Norway, the longest days
Remembering that
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are three months; the morning ptv fornia, formerly of Massachusetts, time to report at the oflice, the
thinks that there is no more sin in baffled searcher alter ¡' news dim bed
pers are published quarterly.
The most effective way for a boy going to a theatre than in going to down the side of the wagon , and
to learn a bee sees—by just put a chui ch festival, but that voung thinking that a soft answer. turiL-
men should not go to.either when cth away Wrath, he camly said;
ting his Anger into the hive.
“That’s nice hay my friend;
their washing bills arc unpai J.
where
did ¡J come from?”
A modern essayist defines gos-‘
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Copy was out. The devil pick
‘'Timothy seed.” r \
sip to be the putting of-two and
The interrogator grew faint,but
two together and making five of cd up a paper and said, Here is
something about a woman—must he summoned up enough energy
them.
ask:
I cut it out? Nol thundered the
‘•What do you think you’ll
■ Quills are things that are some
editor, the first disturbance in the for it?”
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world was occasioned by the devil
“Cash,‘ofcourse Get up Whi
©no goose to spread the opinions
t’.iis fellow will talk l us „ .. all
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fooling about a woman.
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of another..
a minute. He asks more q__ t Ji*’
John Smith was born, baptised, I han a catechism,” and bvfoie t:
-tWby are - ideas received while
arrested, shot, buried, married ami disc» ura#ed reprcseptajlive of t
foxhunting like handbills? Be
Fcntenccd to the penitentiary for press could recover hbm his sv
cause th^y are impressions taken
life, all in one week, recently, in piisc the Lay wagon had turni
in the chase.
Omaha. This did not prevent his the adjacont eoruc'r.
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Sir Charles Napier said, when he ping his paper on t!.c following •STSAVE
$50.
saw the purser mixing his rum and Monday cither.
water.
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Indian corn in North Germany
Why is a printing office like a often assumes a place- among the
HpU-regulated financial institution? household plants. » It is regarded SEWIbIG’MÀCHÌN’S
Because there are plenty of quoins there as fropical. In our country
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m lite bank.
NOME SHUTTLE S1AV-
it becomes- tropical only under the HOME AND
IXG MACH1NEH.
«? It is now reported that Guibord name of Bourbon, and then it
REDUCÉD.TO LIVE AND LET UVE
will decline any longer to partici warms a man up so that he feels as
PBIl_ES.
pate in religious disturbances, on if he were under the uopic of Cap
»'gTHESE MACHINES ARE SUPERIOR
account of his health.
A3 to :my ; i.d all; Dice pewe’H. slrak'ht
ricorn.
necdlo'-; twu thieail-. k ! irttle. locjt-stiic
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Why docs an omnibus conductor
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The story is told of a New Bed ¡he -impl •»: amicheapest. and iheMi?<ht» st
runningfirs.-clasF machinéi in thè market.
always try a silver four penny ford clergyman, how dead, who l’o soe ;s tocoroince xouraelf.
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piece with his teeth? To prove was a>ked by an Irishman to mar
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ry him. Why, Pat, said the cler HALL
TREAtÌLE
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world who can speak favorably of for? Why didn’t you go to the
a new paper and not wish it success» Catholic priest? I’ve been to him.
yer honor, said Pat, and he told
or wy, here’s our
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A popular writer, speaking of
the ocean telegraph,wonders wheth come.
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that, from constant habit he never
feels quite himself unless he’s hand
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Wishing to keep pasted as to
the condition of the crops, and to
ascertain the exact amount of dam
age done recently byjthe floods, a
reporter started out on an inter
viewing expedition. He was for
tunate cneugli to encounter a far
mer at the edge of town bringing
a load of hay into the city* Burn
ing with enthusiasm the reporter
hailed him. lie halted and the
following colilcq iy took place:
•‘How are you friend?”
“Tired.”
“What’s bay now?’
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ways .-tarts the right way. Never* goes
backwards and breaks things .Can be stop
ped instantly. With it on your machine,
you can do double the work you ca/i with
out it. Fifty stitches can bs made witlrone
pressure of one loot. It can be applied to
any sewing machine. Approved by the
Massachusetts btate Board of Health, (sec
O.Iicial Report, 1*72), Massachusetts Medl
cal Society and Massachusetts Chariti Me
Mechanic's Association. The Hall Treadle
is a part of all Home Machines sold by us.
The Ilall Treadle Grinding’ Machine
Must be seen to be appreciated. For, ft
farmer or mechanic to see it. is to buy on«.
It is an indispcn.'iible article in every farm
house, shop or hotel
The Hnll Treadle Jij? Saw and Ro:
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The Hall treadle is appiichb’e to all m
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chines', grindstoi es. jig saws, turning latb<
jewelers’ and dentists’Jathee, eto. Send f<
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FARMS ™ SALE
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The philosophy of headache. The $tom-
ach, the bowels and tlic4iver
tlicJiver are responsi-
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Regulate, tone, and harmonize the action of
.these allied erg ¡ns with
Tarrant’s Setzer Aperient
and cure the complaint at its source Sold
by all druggis a.
I nt very rc.isouuble terms
ing 3'^0 acre*.
One 1« aitn.ite o ie mile and a half north of
Lalnyctte; is w. ll improved. Ha> a good
f ORCHARD
And al. kinds of sLr; bhc y of tbe be-t va
riety. Theotlr r is in Ulicktlem Vai e.v near
the Willamette river. There is u good
MIDR-SI I K
On this placc;pl®n»y of good timber: about
0 acres cleared.
i itber of tiiewe farms can he aeeur.d ata
bagi ;iin. 'I'ertns e:-P.v.
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isher. Jndespensible 10 every fnmilv. A
fortune < >r agents. Sells at "sight. Sam
ple free. Send for it. Address at one©.
KENDALL A CO.
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C1KCCLARS,
CARDS, LABEL8,
CHECKS,
ETC.
Address orders to
LAFAYETTE, OGN.
JOHN WILLIAMSON.
REAL ESTATE AGENT
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YAMHILL bounty, OGN.
ERSONS WISHING TO INVEST IN
Real Estate will do well to call on me
P before
purclMising elsewhere.
I have land of all varieties, and in qnan '
titles to suit purchasers.
Terms reasonable.
^rRcsidence and office in Chehalem
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ed. All classes of wnrlt-
ing people of both sexes
young and old, make more money at work
for ua, in their own localities, during sdi
spat e
moments, or all 1 the time, than at anything
dl par
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else. We offer employment that will
handsomely for every hour’s work. Full
particulars, terms, Ac., sent free. ¿’end 1?»
your uddie. sat once. Don’t delay. Now
is the time. Don’t look for work ordusineau
elsewhere, until yon have learned what wo
offer. <». » hnhon & Co.. Portland. Main*
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cans, a superior article,'
Callit^liau's Cream of Tartar, in all
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YEAST l’QWDER is now in great demand.
Sales increasiug daily. iNow 25 gross per
day to the trade. D. CALLAGHAN now
sole manufacturer and proprietor, uses no
drugs—no bone dust; pure white cream of
Tartar, imported, direct and ground on tbe
premises, being the chief ingredient.
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A Ney Jersey female institute
contains thirty-four red-headed
and the principal dispenses
with gas and all other artificial
light.
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There’s one pleasant thing about
“I)iicd grass.”
hoase cleaning. A man can strad
“What did you think of the late
himself out in the parlor for a day rain?”
I or two and spit on the fioor with “Thought it was damp.”
out spoiling a brnssels carpet.
“Didn’t raise anything, then,
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to .hang up his coat in the Detroit
“Nothing but an umbrella.”
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