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Awl a -^ blanks BLANKSf " MORTGAGES ¡ blanks BLANKS: Comfortable quarters—twenty- i number of New York banking •BLANKS BLANKSÎ MORTGAGES MORTGAGES ¡ blanks B.LANKS: firms hare won a nearly similar five cent pieces. : MORTGAGES • blanks BLANKSÎ ¡BLANKS If rocks ever bled, they would name within the past lew weeks. BLANKSl DEEDS ■BLANKS BLANKSs bleed quartz. - 1 ' Some Busti and others bust low. DEEDS ¡ blanks The Best in the World! BLANKSl DEEDS îBLANKS My articles do not receivff a very BLANKSi If you want to enjoy constitu- DEEDS BLANKSÎ ¡BLANKS ¡BLANKS NO HOUSEKEEPER CAN MAft.ESWj&E'f BLANKSÎ tiooaLlibertj^ don’t wr a pull, warm reeqition of late. Our fair The following is the platform adapted by SUMMONS ¡BLANKS AND WHOLESOME BREAD }VITH- BLANKSÎ correspondent is mistaken, replied the Democracy of Oregon,inConvcntionas- beff mrss.» SUMMONS (JUT IT. ¡BLANKS BLANKSÎ __ * the editor; they meet with the jeuib’ed July j OLI i , DT j ; - * . ■ ■ • SUMMONS. ¡BLANKS BLANKS; The Democratic ■ party, of Oregon, in . Why is the letter q the handiest This well known and long established SUMMONS •BLANKS BLANKSÎ wannest reception possible. Wc State Cq|nvontiou assembled, proclaim the YEAST POWDER is now in great demafidr ¡BLANKS Sales increasing BLANKSÎ letter in the alphabet? Because following propositions of political faith and Now 25 gross pef BLANKSÎ warrants OF arresi ¡BLANKS day to the trade. daily» burn them all. * ' action: I. ’ 1). CALLAGHAN ’ when its in use you always find it BLANKSifAttRAXTs OF ARRESI-BLANKS sole manufacturer and proprietor, uses bow 1. Unfaltering demotion to the cardinal nO BLANKSÎ W arraxrs OF arresi ¡BL ANKS drugs—no bone dust; pure white cream of An experienced farmer opines principles of Rebnblican government, as bifor^u. T T *1 ’• Yx F 1 declared and put in|o practical operation RLANffCîWARRASTS OF ARRESI ¡BLANKS Tartar, imported orted diréct on tito direct and ground oa blanks ; that the man who can plow stumpy by tho Fathers of the Republic. premises, being the chief ingredient. f *5 . blanks ? ¡BLANKS F^ur wjld.pigeon? and seventy- 2. .ttyv , prenorvatiou 7 of - the general - gov- srprœxAS BLANKS; ¡BLANKS ground with a pair of lively mules ernmehti in the proper exerche of the Always on hand and for sale at lowest five men with guns passod through r; sviu’œxAs BLANKS? •BLANKS powers clegated to it fa the Constitution, prices: without swearing is prepared to go carefull anil strictly construed, and the ' SVffl’O’XAS ¡BLANKS BLANKS: Danbury, Saturday afternoon. Callaghan's Yeast Powder, in I Hr ficareexAS BLANKS; maintenance, invalid, of the several States ¡BLANKS cans, a superior article. through purgatory with an over of the Union in all heir rights, dignity and ¡BLANKS BLANKS: Callaghan's Cream of Tartar, in al? Surprising power of endurance equality, as the mo.-t competent end reli EXECUTIONS coat on. BLANKS; •BLANKS styles of packages. —a eattle drover who had onaear able adinintstration of their.own domestic Callaghan's Fare English BtocAr^ ¡BLANKS BLANKS; EXECUTIONS concf-mp, and tho snre-t bulwark against bonate of Soda and Saleratus, A Nevada bridegroom was only EXECUTIONS ¡BLANKS BLANKS: ent off by tlie Indians got op and ;he tendency toward .a centralized despot FOR SALE BY ALL GROCER«, •BLANKS BLANKS;* EXÉCUTIONS ism. dissuaded from the prodnetioh of walked off on the other. BLANKS: •BLANKS Cream of Tartar Crystals and Km£«r 3. Opposition to aggressions by either, a double-headed clergyman by the department of the Go'crnmeut, upon the BLANKS- ATTATCHMENTS ¡BLANKS lish Bi-Carbonate of Soda in hagps/ An Aberdeen girl supposes that ATTATCOMENTS ¡BLANKS formation of tlie r.n.1-to the oxercis'J of fed 1 BLANKS: ' FOR RAWS UY assurance that the kiss he had at eral authority of any of the rights or powers BLANKS: ATTATCHMENTS BLANKS- D. CALLAGHAN & CO., Manufacturers, the reason she has never kindled a the Co:istifut!bn to the States OFFICE 121 Front Street, ban Francis* 07 tempted to ^mprint upon the brow assured'by BLANK ¡ ATTATCHMENTS •BLANKS respectively, or to the people. April 22:3m-lpf flame en ae$ roan’s heart is because J BLANKS BLANKS- of Ute bride was wholly unparox- 4. That every attempt on tlie part of the BLANKS . BLANKS Federal Government to e xercise any powers ijj Prepared to do all kinds BLANKS ■ho is hot a good match. BLANKS BLANKS BLANKS ysmal not delegated to it. and especially evory in terference by the Government cr any of ~ If the mosquito who left onr nose Benson, of sixth street, Fulton, its departments, w i'h tf»0 !*><*«! nffsirs of any . i in snch a hurry that fie forgot his Biate, dr with the rights of the people there removed the body of his inotheMn- of to clioose thi ir own representatives, is an is Gitoli which wise men bill, will call, he can have it, and of nsarpation which should be repudi put iu their lamp ;,’* Modern l’rov. law from the old cemetery theoth- act ated anil condeuiued by every frieijdof con » * ' f'- * no questions will be asked. liberty. er day, and he says lie could find stitutional 5. Mfe demand retrenchment,jeforin.and L. P. FISHER, A Kentucky editor tells another nothing but her jaw, which wasr in the Dtosi rigid economy in the Administra tion of every department of the febteenmunt ADVERTISIFG AGENT. that if hi9 head were as red as his a state of perfect preservation. —the libuost payment of the deittf, the s* * BOOMS 20 AHI 21, cred pik-servation of the public faith; strict nose he would »remind one of a A London dentists’ circular says accountability of all officers, aind the speedy MANNER SUPERIOR and impartial arraignment of all abuses of beer legged carrot surmounted by Merchants’ Exchange, that, as a general thing, only men public trust before the tribunals! of juatice; ^(Jockade. care of the rights of o'Action by California. Street, San Franeiec*. To and Cheaper than of culture go into the tooth-draw- a the zealous ne^pje; tho absolute subordination of i H an¡horfty. hority. • The to We found a large package of i»X busiuess. And yet it must be ffie mwYtoy to the civil an Solicits Adevrti-ements and Subscriptons equal aiu impartial administration of the for the L afayette Cot E.tR and for papers gmuine greenbacks last night, but admitted that many oí them are Hws.ahOhe protection of the rights of all: H ANY JOB OFFICE * published in California, Oregon and Nevada;. freedom of religions, of tho preto. and of Washington, Utah| Idaho, Montunah, Col- before we had a chanec to invest not mon of gentle extinction. the person under the protection oi4he habe ora lo, .Arizona f and adjacent Territories; as corpus,-and trial oy jirries iiipartially Saudwi-h islands. the British Possessowe, them ih a new press we—awoke. You never saw my hands as dir selected. < China; New Zealand and the Australian 6. We protest against the burdens of g ColoHit»: Mexica Ports, Nicaragua. Panama A 8t. Louis dog goes about the ty as that, said a mother reproach protective tarid, as mcdless exactions from Valpariso fend Japan; the Atlantic Staten street* ^athoring cigar stumps, fully yesterday to her little cight- a piople already intolerably oppressed by a and Euvoim /?■_______ national debt, and we insist tliatltho tariff which it carries home to his mas ycar old girl. Cuuse I never saw b«so regulated as to provide only sufficient AD V E R TI S I N G. revenue for an economical ad mini ih ration of ter. It was a poor editor who’ you when you was a little girl, the Government, and noj for the purpose of . . Has created many a new business; Has enlarged many an ojd business; enriching the few ;rt the expense <jf the mat owned this specimen of cigarcity. was the prompt answer? lias revived many a dull busily, ny, or. fostering one branch of industry td Has rescued many a lost husihetot the detriment of tl>c other. ¿Is slated thet tBeThlladcIpiiia Has,saved many a large businemt hat the precious metals art the only 7. A pair of stairs that ordinarily basis $ U*S ö ® And insures a »nccees m any business^ if commercial - values; that an Irra* OF ALL KINDS confectioner who advertised Cen- ar6 as solid as a rock will straddle deemiible paper currency is a nation'll curse » 2.*» o 2. 5S‘ STAS'S G irakd ’ s F ectk - n .— Stephen Girrad uae<? and w rie | b insist iuaist upon the speedy speed}- letiirn return by the ÍTO L 2 tqp^ial Kisses ¿»n’t sell aa^r. Thty in the joints and creak and crack NatiopaTCovcroiuont »s i (0 o “ : î . to say iu Iiis ohl.days:—I have always con iTOovcroiuQut. to specie p«aymenta. payments. o ST* » sidered advertising liberally and long to br ■■■■ of tho -system of na- <ft46b old. The 16 ials are pre together with all the fervor of a 8. The institution 3.'3, the great medium of success in business^ tion:i| 1 banks was a fraud upon thk country On Hand or Printed to Order and the prelude to wealth. And I have S- 3 2 in injustice upon the laboring clas ea, and a ferred by men of taste. thunder clap when one is attempt and wje demand such prudent legi’laticn as 3 . made it an invarfa’ble rule to advertise in the dullest times as well as the busiest, long &2 g ñ •iX woman is very like a kettle, ing to climb them noiselessly late will gradually bring this vicious system to q experience having taught me that money clo-e; that ail currency which ru4y be issu thus spent is well laid out. and by c'entfnu- if joo. come lo thi^k of it She at Dight. ed shill be e invertible into Qnini upon do- ally keeping my business liefore the public mand’and be issued directly by theGoverii- sings away pleasantly—then she it has secured many sales that I otberwiss* SHORT NOTICE, You’re always off at nights, Le rmu L would have lost/’ That the treaty between the United 9. ¡ stops— and, when-you least expect under, said Mrs. Spilkins reproach Staio i.■■i AdL vertigo Yonr Busiue B and China shall be so modified as to apply solely to commercial relations. HAVE TVO GOOD FARMS FOR SALE Keep XourNnme before the Pablle, ■ .• X it, she boils over! fully the other evening. Yes, my 10? That we r condemn - -------- tho --------- party L~ : in - povr- at very reasonable term»—each contain Jnclicions Advertising; will Insure BATING TBI OMLT ing 320 acre«. r its contempt of conatitn- er. nd only for The Jfirst step toward wealth, dear, replied Spilkins.. You’ll re tion.il obligations, but for oxtravtfgant, par- Fortune. One i.Asiiuate one mile anda half north of tizju ami corrupt administration of the Fed If Business is Dull, Advertise. Lafayette; is well improved. Has a good flays an exchange, is lhe choice of member even when I first propos eral government; for ito reckless’ expendi If Business is Brisk, Advertise. ORCHARD a good wife. Abd the first step ed, you considered me a pretty ture and profligate waste of tito people's I The man who didn’t believe in advertising money; for its ita oppressive, unjust end pnd defe^- def^r- And all kinds of shrubbery of the best va has gone into partnership with the Slieriff ... .. system of finance --------- > — -rin. for for t|je toward securing a wfffe ¡3 the pos good ofi er. live and taxation; riety . The otlmr is in Cheh.ilem Valley near and that official does the «advertising •M pre servati on of the functions of the Gento- preservation session of good wealth. the Willamette riv^r. There is a good greart corndm-» An Irish lady, residing near the al Government to enrich tlie great corndm-' lions tions at the expense of the people; for We fpeopia believe money is scarce, corner of Ninety-ninth street and jobbery aud frauds which have lirongbf MIBT ut SITE qronglit'io- ie- THIS PJÍRT OF THÉ STATE lops-^for the proaeh upon democratic fastittitfopsufor On this pTAcejplenty of good timber; about t them stand around for Central Park, was very much dis iniquities of the protective sysitonrfor thc^ We are enabled to make * 10 acres cleared. • a the inconvertible pnpdr money: uf C hile anThear a pair of prize gusted the otliér morning to find a curse I ither of these farms can be secured at a HAIR DRESSING SALOON for its disgraceful raceful diplomatic service and tfa- iir - bsgrain. Terms easy. (Mei’s discussing (heir relative pet goat reelinin# at full length on lit appointments and continutnnc ia office J For farther particulars enquire of - A of fat-ompetent and corrupt inen at hopje , 8. SMITH-, ED. PERKINS, mnnte. { her breakfast tabic. She Baid she and abroad: for its at'ehipt to pMa an un tjn- or at this office. constitutional fbree force bill, and for a «catalogue catalogue aving bought Of such Printing at bold has ! »eon-released from wanted no more of that she-nanny- of otjier enormities which liave^ rendered owned by J. II. Majors, with that organization offensive tojand subvert- ------ es to inform the public that be if Itaneasylum, it having been gih- ive to tlie HbertieV uf a fr.ee people. now nrepored to do any and >11 Ui r. ‘ corporations aro ?; the creatures that he did . not, as was kinds of work in his line in the kV The stupidest boy that ever suc of l.yw; That LEVITATION' ■ ILLS, their fiuictions nnd privileges «ire The great silver plater, cleanor. nnd pol * \ L ■ est style, granted to subserve the public interests,and attempt to pay an adver- cessfully -resisted the attempt to when isher. Indespcnsible to every mmily. A AND AXD whei they are not used used for the object pf B fortune f jr agents. Sells nt sight. Sam Sharing,... lis their ertition, but for the purpose jlarpose of oj>- op ;. .35 cento accent. ' .• ple free. Send for it. Address at once. propel the etymology of the word theiri presrion pression and anti extortion, we declare it to pe BUSINESS CARD«, FAffCY PLAYCARD’ • i i KENDALL A CO, J Kf»»?l -48 Chicago, Rl., The affit ted editors of Fort baker into his intellectual system tho right and duty of the legislative power Shampooing,. 25 eenfr CIRCULARS, FLAYCARPS, date and control such corporations to repúlate ------------------- I----------------------------------- , Ind-., bare induced a judge will display more ingenuity and ____ for tlie e public good. good. • ?í' J Hair cutting, VISITING CABÔS, LABELS, CHECKS, 12. ^.uut ¿Inat we n u disapprove u** all itik.Mnui.cD measures u, fa JOHN WILLIAMSON, knowledge of strategy in robbing lareinvanm and commit to the interest of monopolies against labor,and ETC. j ETC. w’e approve oj the declared prin - ’ ft Z atic asylum a man"’with an an apple orchard than the colonel therfcfofe REAL ESTATE AGENT cfpl<3 and sympathize with the avowed ob-i ciple’ ai - Address- ordbrs to i ipct» ipctaof of the order known as the Patrons of IIVE THOROUGHLY OVWR- bie penchant for writing of a militia regiment. i or Htisban< idry, and with those of ‘all other or»' hauled and repaired my HAT# having for dera L_ _. their object retrenchment^ ROOM, those in need of a good When a man want* a plug of to andTefdrm in public affairs and the social; “THE COURIER YAMHILL County, OGH. of the people. , Alabamian, who lost a hat bacco the grocery three fourths of advancement 13. That we are in favor of laboring toy ERSONS WIStHNG TO INVEST IN James Btochanan’s election, paid a mile off is only a step, but if his secure the judicious appropriations fron% Real Estate will do well to call on inc LAFAYETTE, OGM, Congress for the purpose of improving oum Can ba accommodated reasonable. before purchasing elsewhere. wager last week. The returns wife wants a drink of cool water harbors 'along the western and northarnt X have land of tail fair varieties, and in quan- i titice to suit purchasers. of our State, and we demand! ED PERKINS. ▼e^ameio verjrllowly in from a neighbor’s well opposite, by boundaries Terms reasonable. that our representatives in Congress shall ^“Residence and office in Chohalcm use their best efforts to secure the aid of the Valley. «. ' Lafayette some mysterious agency that well Genteral Government for the free navigation I. improvement of the Columbia river, bjj ' Somebody says that a single suddenly becomes removed more and the construction of locks at the Cascades), per day. Agents want the improvement of the Willamette and Cot ■wallow will devour 6,000 flies a than half a mile away. ed.. All classes of work pielle rivers; the constructions«/? the Fortf ing people of both sexes Dalles and Salt Lake and' Winnemucc$ day, bat wc don't believe it, An Said a distinguished politician and, Railroads, and the early completion of tlxj y oung and old, make more money at work elephant could .hardly absorb that to his son: Look at me! I began Oregon and California Railroad from Rosto for us, in their own localities, during snare burg to the State line. moments, or all the Mme, than at anything many at st lingle rwalloWT* as a aiderman, and here 1 am at U. That the policy of' the Republican, else. We offer employment that will pay paity in dealing with the Indian tribes, i$ handsomely for every hour’s work. ■ Full Precise old party: Conductor, the top of the tree; and what is my impolitic and unwise; that the time has ar particulars, terms,^tc-, sent free. Send us rived when the few Indians now. occupying J our address at once. Don’t delay. Now do, pray, get on. * I’ve an appoint reward? Why, when I dio, my the Umatilla, Grand Ronde and Siletz rese^ 1 the time. Don’t look for work or dnsfaess, elsewhere, until yon have learned what we ment----- ’’ .Conductor: All right, son will bo the greatest rascal in vations should be renJOveiltQ some,of lei locality, and thus open up to %ettlemeni b offer. G. 8 timson <3t Co., Portland. Maine sir! Nowylook alive, Bill, hero is the. c‘ty. To this ¿he young hope the whiter some of the richest' portions the State. • hold gent want’s to meet his ful replied: Yes, dad, when you 15. That we invite the hearty co-op,, rap tion of ail persons, whatever rnoy have been young ’ooman. die—but not till then. tho past political affinities, to unite with uh 00000000000000000 00000000000000000000 in tarrying out the principles herein ehuq- o A Baltimore servant girl, the A man rushed breathlessly into cfaled. SEND STAMP FOR CIRCULAR o EMIL BORIE8. o other morniDg, tried that good old a lawyer’s office in St. Paul, and, Watch soaker de Jeweler, o Notice. time-honored plan of lighting the approaching the legal luminary, o o MbM INN VILLE, WEST MERIDEN,CT wit kitchen fire with kerosene. Noth excitedly remarked: A man lias Notice is hereby given that t my wife Wit .... ,, vil 4 provocation has left my bed and boar oaf oooooooooooooboooQO oooQodoooooooooooo ing has benzine of her since. tied a hoop to my horse’s tail. Can UH d I warn all persons not to credit her < R. McPOLANp. my account. £|- gcou $¿ The three wonders of the world I do anything? Yes, replied tho ,_fîfyette, Lafafyette, Aug. 20.1875. LAFAYETTE COURIER. ■ ___________ ffe hâve fit Sale Chaaii * THE COURIER r4 • a*••••— — • — »J»«•« ** j « PRINTING IBiü■ 9 i a .! ' i «■ . 9 ‘ * *• ’ A 4 I X ‘ I if — <r i ■9 i • ■■ ' i *5, - ■ I »■ I ♦ s it 5 ' I ¡i w SALE FARMS I • ■ ■ I Î Í . Ì SPECIALTY •y ’ ‘ li’ • ■ * VI V ' . > L «.,1«.II ««LBV.'. .1 III «.IB BIB. . * ■ I »■ H ««.BaVBVa^l«l 1 4 . o p ni: pi d e •. . :■<• f ■ j < - í • * ■ ■ ■ ■ - - - . **i f 'jKiii t L,4 * s H H 0 P ! % ■ < P Í THE ¿ -AJ- ^.-^i I ■ SÍ L; ;wB « 1 •I ■ < » I J-‘ • I / I PARKER BRO'S ■ ■V.■’ 'i