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About Lafayette courier. (Lafayette, Or.) 1866-1??? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 17, 1875)
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When they reached the gate she girl out of lucifers. . - - The difference between having asked him it he wouldn’t come in, H you don’t bridle you tongue, a tooth properly drawn by a dent He siiid he would and followed saddle bo your fate. ist, and having it knocked out by her into the house, "It was a What is the form of an escaped a fall ou the pavemeut in only a calm, still night,” and (he hour was paroi? A polly gone. sliMht distinction—one is dental so latje that he had no fear of see . A Beaton tailor advertises diag and the other accidental. ing tie old tolks. Sarah took his onal boy’s suits. . A gentleman advertises his wil hat and told him to sit down, and At what season did Eve eat the linguess to exchange a cork leg for she left the roo n to lay off her apple? Early in the fall. • a revolv- r. 'Phis is the nearest ap thingf*. She was hardly gone be Ui kind of robbery is not proach to the old law of retalia ion fore 1 er mother came in, smiled da: srous? A safe robbery of we have seen for a long time, It ewceMy, and dropping down be isn’t an eve for an eve, but it is a side t I lie young man naid: "I always ! did sav if a poor but i The mean temperature is what leg for an arm. disgusts a man with every ¿Inflate. A Chicago man think;* that the respect a* Li mm f. 11 in hive with The duty of the hour—to take Indians ought to be cxtermiiia twd. Sara I he should have my consent, ' care of the miftules and mako i p because, after al' William Penn’s Some mothers would sacrifice tj^’ir kindness to them, they went and daughter’s happiness for ric’:es,but J the dayv I am not one of that class.” It is a strange fact that when made him stand up one day, and Th j voung man gave a start of people indulge in high words they shoot an apple off his little boy’s alarm. He didn’t know! whether usq loy language. J J head with an arrow. • A lady, reftirning from an un . he liked Sai;al> or not. and he had I. Why cannot a temperance niai eanie«! of marriage. kissajewess? He has sworn no profitable visit to church, declared , n°l that when she saw the shawls on I -Sh ic has acknowledged to me ; to taste jew-lips. lo'es you ,” continued the those Smiths, and then thought of ^ls|l Letter go! as (lie boy said when the things her own |H>or girls had mother , ‘ and whatever is for her- ... he lampptisted his letter at the to wear, if it wasn ’t for the conso- "happiness is for mine.” street corner. Thi> young man gave two starts lation of religion she did not know Why is a pig the most provident what she should do. of ah rm this time, and felt hrs- » of animals? Because he always f *A gentleman meeting a Wall chc<‘k :s grow pale. pt carries a spare rib or two about “I- -1 haven’t ...” he stammer- street fiend, said: l>e just mo rb him* gaged my house, and have several cd , w icn she said: The poet Schiller died May 9th thousand, dollars to spire. Can’t I "0 i, never mi nd. I know vou The s’eamship' Sehilhr, vou tel! me somethin«/ neat and hateti 1’t much money, Imt «<! course, - «« named after the jioet, w ent down safe to go int«»? Yes, I replied the 1 . y»»ii’il live with me. Wy’ll in boarders, and 1’ 11 risk but May 9,1875. broker ; 1 can put you to a MHO The man whose departure left a thing; buv that mortgage on ■ V onr we’ll iret along all i ight.” < It was a ba<f situation. He blank in the house did not die* he house. hadn1! own looked love at S; irah. was a census taker, and will return A red haired lady, who wa am- and I e fell that he ought to unde - again. bitious of lit erar ry diMuiclitm. found reive the mother. A young English lady, residing but a poor sale for her book. A ’ 1 hadn’t no idea of- of--” lie , .in has received over fifty gentleman, in speaking of her dis hashes. She was born with them- appointment, said: Hcrlni|r is red, >hinn| lered. win n she hold up tier hnml-i and said: on hefr eyelids. if her book is not. An auditor, in •I know you hadn’t, but it’s all 1 . Strauss composed his fi»-?t waltz, attempting to relate the joke else right, With toni wages and whtti when seven years of age, his fatli- where, said: Sh6 has red hair, if the b| ’arder: I get boxing his ears for fooling away her book hasn’t. rug.” aloud as snug as iu bis time. A few days since a farmer was b it mac Speaking of railroad« a wag re telling in our hearing that he had be A I that I a-k is that V marked that tliev are now built of planted an acre and a half of pota ifood to her,” interrupted '-•A. three gauges, viz: Broad gauge, toes, and he feared they’ would be • Sab h has a tern 1er heart and a narrow gauge and mortgage. destroyed by the potatoe bugs. loving mitn e. and >f you should * What is the difference between Are the plants up * yet? asked a bv- • be cross ami uglv. it would break the lower part of the leg and the stander. No, replied the farmer, her down in less than a week.” late comet? ¡L One’a ! shin and bone, but the darned bn: gs are sitting on The yoniiff man V eye? stood out for them. every hill waiting and the other** oeen and shone. like rocoo-nnts in a f I iow window. That was rather a touching al and tyo rose np and tried to sav A Pennsylvania ladies’ man says i * lusion to a deceased sjiouse. niade some hirg. He ri aid : f be is never satisfied that his lady •G rent heavens , madam! I can’t friends understand a kiss, unless he recently by a farmer, who came to • J • I ■ the village store to purchare ih'iigr. perm t ” has it from their own mouths. anthiiig else to- Never mind about theithnnks >1 I go through my work, as the Cau’t I show von politely asked the clerk. No interrupted the mother. “I don’t needle said to the idle boy. But dav? f r ■ I reckon not, repl ied the >ad look- believe in long courtships myself, not Qutil you are pushed hard, us ing customer. I Io.' t two horses and t and l|et me suggest an early dav the idle boy said to the needle. iiiv wife last full, and I feel putty ' for the marriage. The 11th of * Which possesses the most chee» poor. Good span of horses, too. of Sehteinbor i« mv. birt’ dav, and ; Jul disposition—gas or candles? Paul Bovnton amused the court it wniidd be nice for von to be mar- Why, you often hear ol’ laughing, ried on that day.” H gas, but the best caudles are ul- circles at Osborne a good deal by “Biit-bat-bnt—” he gained. his frank, homely fashion of talk. wayrAthxy! “There, there. T don’t expect When asked a quesiion by the , Many a pretty g’rl of humble Princess Beatrice, he answered in- nnv f*peech in reply.” pho laughed.. -extraction has risen far a lune her -Hcently: "Yes, Mi*'-,”and theqm en “ ' Ymr and ^arah fix it np to night, station in lift. Why, even Venus is said to have laughed outright^ and f’ll advertise for twelve luiatd* herself came of the very scum of wjien at the close of her interview er« right a wav. I’ll trv and be a the oceau. I with him he said he hojied her M » model mother in-law. I believe I Bearding school miss: 0, Char jtsty would overlook any dclectiou am gOod tempered and kind heart lie! I expect to graduate at next I did oner follow a of etiquette on his part, on the plea ed. though I commencement. Graduate? what ‘Yon see. madam, it is not to be young man two hundred mile« and will you graduate in? Why, in ex|>cclcd I’m posted up in this bus- shoot the top of his. head off for white tulle ¡a<rre<in<r to marry Pnrali and then iueffl?’ A young lady was yesterday ,>""’4* ",eJT.,,ntrr " K , , ;: A young lady who had no time ; to spare for making garments for standing on the wharf at the foot1 P’""’d ¡"m »"<’ * the poor has been engaged three snib'c! nut. and now tho young man of Second street, waving her hand weeks embroidering a blanket for wnnH advice. He wants tn know kerchief al a schooner Ring in the her poodle dog. whether he had better get in the stream.- Ki <»w un>bodv on board? wav of a locomotive or slide off A lazy fellow once declared in queried her < ompanion, as lie came a public com|>any, that he couldn’t along. No, I don’t; but they are the wharf.- -Fret Press. find bread for his family, Nor I, waving their handkerchiefs at me, replied an industrious man; ‘ I am she replied. Hand (ha!) ker (Imo!) obliged to work for it. chiefs! he exclaimed, dropping his There is potbing so wonderful, basket and leaning against a wood*; N otice. •J about malleable glass that can lie j pile; why, the n’s the men’s thirts. Nott e Is hereby given hat my wi'e wi»h rt. oat pri vocation has left my bed and board, hammered, k friend of mine has hung up to dry! She waved into »d amali persons npt to cred t heron B. McBOLAND. my acc aunt. a glnw still unbroken , though he j I a warehoose.^ Lafe; -ette, Ang. 90,1®75. ' I j 11 ....... ........ ........................ T~ —1 - : * ft . Dave for Sale Cheap! » r 4L •4 Î ’ I H I ? I t ? r I l> J i J •V 1 t » t; » J •« V » I 1 i t ■ ■ i :K 1 " à THE COURIER t i .MHH w „ . _ „ T Is Prepared to do all kinds I p < OFFICE J ,« i - E- I “ - I t LBANKS BLANKS BLANKS. BLANKS BLANKS BLANKS •BLANKS BLANKS;’ MORTGAGES BLANKS: : BLANKS BLANKS; « MORTGAGES ■BLANKS BLANKS: A MORTGAGES 5 blanks M »RTGAGES BLANK'! 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R is now in great demand. Sale» increasing daily. 'Now 25 gross per day to th«- trade. D. CALLAGHAN now sole manufiicy rer and proprietor, nses ne drugs-n» bone d st; pure whits creatu of Tartar, imported direct and ground on the premises, being the chief ingredient. Aiwaj s on hand and for sale at lowest pr ees: CallR£han*s Yeast Powder, in 1 lb cans a atiperior article. Callaghan’« Cream of TartAr, in >11 «tries of packages. Callaghan’« Pare English Bi-ear* bonate of Soda and Snlerfttas, FOR 8ALE BY ALL GROWERS, —AI.FO— Cream of Tartar Crystals and En<. lish Bi-Carbonate of Soda in kegs. FOB Sj^LE J.T D. CALLAGHAN A; CO., Manufacturers, 121 Front Street, ban Francisco. April 22:3m-]pf 1 •‘Ailrettisniff is the Oil which w:ee men put in their laatp-t.'* Modern l’rov. « I IM A j « L. P. FISHER, -T S • « COz o • ADVERTISIFG AGENT. t-2,5 J£O:V^ SUPERIOR HB. i.ANY JOB O=r S'» 2 3 T • t- h i t 2 a -:'5- xä 7Q « S - •» ■? X 3? z. t=3< -t •4 Cnliforniu Street. o Bl*» ?S*= 3 — < -t »? .j f e < I • ■i » »• ’ - . ’ < •**/ i «4 r ! 4 fl » 1 » * ’ i I ma A s * I n ri B ' ® Ê it ‘ ; '• " ■ ‘ j p SHORT HAVING THE ONLY -lic-L' L ' T i • ’ ,.i ■ ■ ' a ILLS, I AMD 1 I T w n " AND CARDS, LABELS, WISHING ETC. CHECKS, REAL ESTATE AGENT Address orders to OF "THE COURIER," À ^.1^5*Residence and office in Chehalem p; ■ " 'f $HoM *» i f I i ;------ ■Y o « ; I I ■í-JiXi! , ■ Í '.•< I ’*■ A t f I £ Î5 cents Shampooing,............. .26 cents Hair cutting,............ S5 cents * O; hve THonnvnHLT OVZR- H hfluted and repaired mv BATH ROOM, those in need of a good f Í Lafayette noto tr b - « 7 o <o o J ’ ‘ • EMIL L’OIJES. SEND STAMP ran CIRCULAR o o o PARKER BRO’S o Watchmaker ¿k Jeweler, q - r o o M c M innville . o 0 ' . I o °¡; ♦ i WEST MERIDEN»«^ 0000000000300000000 000000000000000000 " I < Shaving,.; O 4 rd owned by J. E. Majors, wish- es to inform the public that* he is iA now prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line i in the 2__ 1... lat- est style, E; OOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooodooooooffnooooooou IL* i aving bought the shop THE PARKER CUN. particulars, terms. Ac., sent free, Send n yoor a>ld<e sat at once once. Don’t delay. Now iitfiethÄf- 1 Don _____ ________________ ______ ’t l»«»k.for work ordusineM elsewheus. ui.til ydu ha\e learned what we offer. G. B h . nso ' n & Co., Portland. Maine ‘ <• PERKINS, per day. Agents want ed. All tlaeses oi work ing people of both sexes yo ing and old, make more mon er at work for ue, tn their own l<>caliti» s, during spare moments, or ail the time, than at anything •Is*. We otter employment that will pav r bands -n ely lor every h< ur s work. » «1 *. I H s 11 0 p ERSONS WISHING TO INVEST IN Real Estaie will do well to call on me before purchasing elsewhere. I have land of all varieties, and in Quan tities to suit purchasers. Terms reasonable. LAFAYETTE, OGN I « •V. * YAMHILL County, OGH. P lb- • 4 i I .-uk, i i d M i r O ® r 0 0 t ¡ iF ' * e r JL X ♦ ■ t '-r w ■Jftt JO! !f W ILLI A ME ON, ETC. ED R B E R The great silver plater, cleaner, and pol isher. Jr’despensible io every family. A ■ i J fortun« >r agents. Sells at sight. Sam ' > free. Send lor it. Address a« once. B usine ß CARDS, FANCY PL kY ARL’ ple KENDALL A CO, I •M Chicago, Ill. í Ú flatcards . circulais , t'*' I i HAIR DRESSING SALOON. A O P HE III D E T : iivitat : ox B ■■ ■ "■ ....................... . i t 1 H On this place;plenty of good timber.*about 0 acres cleared. ither of these farms can be secured at a bagrain. Terms eusy. quire nf^ of For further particulars enquire 8.' SMITH, ' 0-* at this office. * \ . *. Of such Printing aa i * .1 1 . MILL-SI ! L We are enabled to make , n The man who didn't believe in advertising And al* kinds of shrubbery of the Ue<t va has gone into partnership With the Sheriff, riety . The oth r is in Chchalem Valley neai and that official does the advertising the Willamette river. There is a good I i A SPECIALTY ; I ORCHARD THIS PART OF THE STATE s. * 3S FJEUSS if I n FARMS ™ SALE 1 t OWT’K JOB —«•. e****1. Z* ***• - , rt » 3 = < a « O ,;o : 7* n — ► -■T3 r- = o -X w; s- » ï C.3 2 S 00 = o M -i G. rahu ’ s SEi’Tioji.—Stephen Gfrrad used to say in his old days: "I have alwats con sidered advertising liberally and long to be the great rnedi ;m of success in business, ? => X apd the prelude to wealth. And 1 have w ero n made it an invariable rule <o advertise in H- 5 -•» Q'| 5- èç the dullest times as well as the busiest, long “ ! experience having taught me 1hat money thi s spent is well laid out. and by continuA allv keeping iny business before the public it has secured m^ny sales that I other wisse would have lost.’’ ■ Advertise Your Business. HAVE TWO **l GOOD FARMS FOR SAI E Keep Xour Name before the Public. st ver.’ reast asonaule terms—e,Ech contain Judicious Advertising' will Insure a ing 320 acres. > Fortune One i* situate oie mile and a half north of If Business is Dull, Advertise. Latayctte; is. wdl improved. Ha- a good If Business is Brisk, Advertise. 4 p “ = rn » = On Hand or Printed to Order j r b S I A • « 2®* : KINDS ulirxt.A * t* >1 ‘ a fr*5 / Has created many a new bi.sincsa; lias enlarged many .-tn old buaineas; Has revived many n d-.dl bRsincas; Has resc ed many a lost buaineas: Has saved many a large business; And insures a s -.cccss in any business. 5 H ’ s s B f ’ * 1 I ’J BLANK S • I I <F ' w I 1 I Francisco. ADVERTISING. f > Ban 8 •licit-« AMevrti emenU and Subicriptona for the L xf A i ' ette C o ft’ER and tor paper« imbli'l.el in raliforni». Oregon and Nevada; \V»sbii!gt«-n. Utah,' Idaho, A|ont;>nub, G<>1- o»ado. Ariz >-ri, aiid adjacet t Territories San h\ i'h iela’ids. the British Poeae^aona. China: New Zealand and lite Australian Colonies; Mexica Ports. Nicaragua. Panama Valpariao and Japan; the At!antic States nd Europe O 1 •f I * g OFFRE Merchants’ Exchange, C5 ï ~ s ' • B • = To and Cheaper than I BOOMS 20 AS5 21, -Í a. = ° *1 " i a OF ■ a ‘ ♦ 1 NO HOUSEKEEPER CAN MAKE 8WKET AND WHOLE.'OME BREAD WITH OUT IT. ! JOB PRINTING 1 t ' I I ♦ D0NNOLI.Y&CO5 A. I I I S ' LAFAYETTE COURIER. s f i « I ;t Í1 i. V ♦ - » » ( Ì i