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I.adies Don’t You Marry.
Clian^e« of a Century.
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CLIPPINGS. .
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Following is from the New there is a board within reitch.-Hc
Published
- every Friday by
The ¿Imericaif Register prints
A green-groccr-Onc who trusts.
The nineteenth century has wit
is
a
vbrv
obsinate
animal-;
and
it
York
Weekly:
♦
DORRISS
HEMBREE
the’ views of a corespondent (a nessed manv and great discoveries.
Vegctable philosophy—Sage ad-
is
almost
impossible
to
mpvehim
“Class in Natural History stand
lady) as to whom girls ought not
In 1908 Fulton took out the
ce.
7
when
he
has
once
plamcdjhis
foot
up. What is a lion?’’ x >
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
to marry. The list is so long that first patent for the invention ofti i
.A table of interest—The dinner
down.
Like
other
show
folks
he
“
Bob
White
—
lie
’
s
a
lyin
’
about
Copy, One Year,
93 oo
we lear no men will be left for steamboat.
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is occasionally hard up. Tisavl an those who follow hbr advice. Her
Copy, Six Month*.
1 75 me half the /time.”
The
first
steamboats
which
made
1 OO
Copy, Three Month«,
“Mv gad will be Ivin' about elephant shove his trunk ht|a piiwn catalogue is formidable; whether regular trips across the Atlantic I Cure for a felon—Take it to the
!
your back pretty lively if you don’t shop once, but it ruined the pawri- ' it is just we leave to the reader’s Ocean was the Sirus and Great penitentiary.
. broker trying to advance onl it. judgment from the few .specimen
look sharp. Go on."
A family of original crematioB-
Western in 1830.
,
Boy murmurs under his breath, Hannibal was a celebrated «cle- extracts:
l ììu-n, I 75 1 23 I I 75 I ». uu ;o<> ! 15
The first public application to ists—Burn-’ems.
pliant, and Ilaiyii1 »al, Missouri ivas
Sluchcs, I 173 j 2 30 j 3 <0 ¡ MO ¡T2 j 1H (»0 “My Gad!" and continues:
Don't marry any ljian over for practice the use of gas for illumina
’Tailor measuring fat customer.
Sinché«, I 2 >0 i 3 5i» 4 5»» | !» 0-» Is I
“The lion is a native of a me named after him. Theijc vjerc ty. He tTrjstlcs with habits as* ting was made in 1802.
--“Would you hold the end, sir,
20 I
4lhv!ies, ; 3 <0 | -1 00 ‘ 5 ‘I!» | il
qaee
two
elephants
ayho
jrav^lcd
nagerie,
generally
found
in
the
4 CoïT 1'470 1 5 50j <f 00 H
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English young ladies do with an
In 1813 the streets of London while I go round?”
2s I
} Col.
I 5.M-I 7 'M! I !» .0 : '.-I
together
named
Romeo
ani|
Juliet.
.Jiow business,.though he is n
gels.
were for the first limelighted with
Why arc clergymen like rail-
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at
home
in
the
jungles.
1
They
run
on
credit
a
good
deal,
!l_coi. j' To, » : '> j is 'I 3 »
50 ,
Don’t marry the lively man.
gas.
way porters? Because they do a
and that made Romc-oicc w|icnever I
very strong, as you perceiv
Don't marry the man who stops
In 181J there was built at 4 pod deal of coupling.
li tica-i in the Local Columns, 23
Juliac/.’’
smelling his cage. Hepounc
eent< per iiiu, each i:i>ei ti<»n.
your mouth with*: compliments, Waltham, Mas ss., a mill believed
For 1 -g »1 nini tran-ieut ad > ■r'isements $2.-
Suggests the Travelers’ Record:
‘‘Can any scl
liis
victims
by
stealth,
and
ii
•
lii-t
iiiser-
5») por sq’inre of 12 lines, for the
4.
makes des[>erate love to you the to have been the first in the world IIow to shorten ocean voyages—
i the rhinoceros?
lion, a 1 i ?l J» • p r -q '.ar ? tor ea •h
■: subsequent itics lie is a tory.”
1
H'Orlion.
“Yes, I can. The rhior¡crons i s first time he sees you, and talks which combined all the require Lengthen the riiips.
“A tory?’’
AdnertixeiHFnfs fo
Paùlr for ><p- ,
about kissing. That man thinks ments for furnishing cloth from
u
'9H making Proof hg (/<e Pu'iHsher.
an intcmpcratd beast, .and^keeps a
Looking two ways for Sunday.”
“
Yes;
predatory."
>a_Per<i»ital Aslvs. 50 Ct*. « Line.’ift
women arefoolszbut he is mistaken. rav^ cotton/
-^Scrutinizing in duple directions
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Subcriptions Sent East, $2 00 à Year.
Don't niarrv a mdn who tells ’ In 1790 there were only twenty-
sometimes two of (hem. Iferis io
for the Christian Sabbath.
tr *r '
reach his greatest size?"
wonderful
stories
of]
which
he
is
five
postoilices
in
the
whole
coun
FOR SALE,
“When lie is put on a showbill.' thick skinned that nd ’ newspaper always the hero, and in which lie
A Hoboken editor, being chal
try, and up to 1837 the rates of
E HAVE FOR S ALE ONE OF THE
attack
has
ever
reached
h|n.
The
Celebrnt.wl PARKER BROS. Breech (- “What arc the different kinds of
always distinguishes- himself by postage were 24 cents for a letter lenged, sent word in reply: “When
tapir is another thick skijtied an-fi
Loading Shot Gun«, at a bargain.
I lions?”
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I want to die I can shoot myself.”
extraordinary, wit, or sagacity, or sent over four hundred miles.
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“The African lion, A>iatiq.lion, mal.also, and a iratitebf 8lujiqira. ' tourage, or
BUSINESS CARDS
“He handled his gun carelessly,
presence of mind—
In
1S07
wooden
clocks
com
Thev
don
’
t
live
loner
m-
tllis
cimn-
-- * Ricnard*'Cceur de Lion, lyin’ iu
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these qualities notbe^ng, as a rule. menced to be made bv machinery. arid put on his angel plumage.” is
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try,
but
if
you
want
to
collectojain-1
W. M. RAMSEY,
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wait, dandelion, and lyin’ like
conspicuous in him.I r
| This ushered in the era of cheap the latest Western obituary notice.
ages it don’t do aiiy good io go to
J who has a i clocks..
-Attorney at Law, Old Harry.”
Don’t marry a mdn
An experienced old gentleman
Su matra.
Drinking m(Ji dpn't
“
What
is
the
female
lion
called?'
LAFAYETTE, OREGON.
About the year 1833 the first- sriys that all that is necessary in
I
I great many sisters. ySuch a rinan
like to see snakes and thi* "s* - at
“Lady of Lyons.”
‘I a ~ is always spoiled; bfe’des which, railroad , of any considerable the epjoymeqrf of love or sausagtes
“You will be Claw'd if you nienaircrie, but after a ha d spree :t is not pleasant to be engaged to length in the United States was
i$ confidence.
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keep on. Who was the first lion a toper has no ocyection tc| a tapir, a man who knows all about your constructed.
» ¡HA*. A. BALI..
B «TOTT
“A stitch in time saves nine.”—
‘ You can bavera recessi g^and
BALL Ä ST<J t T,
performer?’’
falso hair, and hov|; much your
In 1840 the first experiment in The first impression of a needle
join the C rusadprs. Nett. ' ®oy ’
“Daniel.”
If o woman can , photograph was made by Daguerre upon a rent obviateth a nine-fold
A-ttorueys at Law,
q... i dress cost a. vard.
Describe the giraffe.
.
“
Why
didn
’
t
the
lions
molest
ever be an ideal divipity to a man
111 Fir«tS re *t. Opponi’e Occidental Hotel.
About 1840 the first texpress introduction.
him?” “
“The giraffe is the oulyl|animal
who has a whole squadron of sis- .was established.
PORFLiND. OREGON.
whose nose is so far frOtri h.s‘ ex-
A Yankee editor has recently
“
'Cause
they
were
sorrv,
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tors.
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The anthracite coal business
got up a remedy for hard times.
"Sorry to find Dan ill in the trcmitics that he don’t taw to
Don't
marry
,a
1 m|in who says may be said to have begun 1820.
) P. C. SULLIVAN’.
lough up olirtor
wash his feet. Altl
It consists of ten hours’ labor, well
lions’ den."
t I I
Hto know how
In
183G
the
first
patent
for
the
every
woman
ought
worked in.
jtYttorney , at Law, , [The teacher takes the precoci as bruteds, l.e get $ his liiinâ- by to cook.
invention
of
matches
was
granted.
«MT
’
ous lad across his knee, and after his tongue, with pt
“The least said, the sooncsl
Dallas Oregon.
Don’t marry a man who wears
In 1845 the first telegram was
I of the
mended.”—The minimum of aif of
ILL I’lLV’TiCE IN THE COURTS working on him lor a spell, tells the herbage from the toj
sent. ,
.if Y imiiill, 1’ >ik and oitier counties him he can sit down, which he can't tallest trees,
corres on^mg- an eye-glass,, or ■’ tight boots with
i i Oregon.
.2U’.y
Steel pens were introduced for fensive remark is cobblqd with the
high heels, w„ho curls his hair or
ly
fond
of
high
livjng
with any comfort for gome time.]?
greatest promptitude.
use in 1803.
his
mustache,
who
puts
scent
in
bis
ii his eyelids,
“Next boy. Describe the tiger.” “Let some fri.'ky £ou tgsü r riiouut i whiskers or bleaches
JAS. McCAIN,
A New York merchant
mgreharit absent-
The first successful reaper was
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the
playful
dromedary.
“The Royal Bengal Tiger is a
ipindcdly copied a love-letter to
- .
who lisjis, who hasfljis finger-nails constructed in 1833.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
"The dromedary lor $ rabian 4
native of lifdia,where he lives in
In 1846 Elias llowe obtained a 111 is “heart’s idol” in the letter-book
long and pointed, carefully cut fn
LAF.tXETrE, OREGON.
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camel,,
is
an
elcfediiiglt
useful
‘
’s
I
India-gcnt circumstances until
patent for the* first sewing Ma- o f the firm before sending it.
an
almond
shape,
wl|o
wears
four-
;
!
ILL I’ilACH E IN ALL OF THE
America, beasTMt burden, and firnMics-iriilk'
niarllvStf caged and brought
<Ute
irts. t
chine.
A gentleman in Pottsville,
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to the Arabs. iL’hefç is |o w]ky j buttoned gloves, t; kes six and
. -A - Jr, -4
when,
after
taking
out
his
natur
1
’
he
first
successful
method
of
E U. BRADS HAW,
three-quaiters, and jells you so;
Benn., has named his dog Pcnriy,
vulcanized Lidi Y Rubber was pat
alization paper, he euter^ upon a , equal to the droiiMiwV. Thqftjmk
because it was one cent to him and
orne
a t Law, I career of indolence and luxury. | is said to be excellent Bs Miei[||ai1e ! wh0l if he be dark w rs a red era- ented in 1839.
■j vat, and if he be far, a skv-blue
has had ten mills with the cat.
• L A F AY KITE. OK EG OX.
He makes a triumphal procession no pumps there), and Afa
A J oke on a C ongressman .—
—there is no surfer indication
»
siders his desert conipleteWii’
A pla card in a Brooklyn bar-
through
the
streets
on
top
of
a
Tlicre is a sight of wickedness
- Office iu the Court House.
man
’
s
character
than
his
neck-
gilded chariot, and varies his diet The dromedary caii go man]
left in the world yet. Some chap ber’s shop window announces,
1
always
look
at
that
first
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LAFAYETTE BUSINESS DIRECTORY.»
roccasionally by chawing up an an without water,but tj)ei|eafe i
at Washington sent a circu’ar to ‘^Boots blacked inside.” But must
WJio
has
enameled
visiting
cards
imal performer. He likes a sleight this country who : pui injik
the Granges of the West,contain not that be very bad for the stock
a
brilliant
monogram,
and
al-
and
»
ERGUSON Jt BIRD, corner of Jelleraon of hand man best, on account of : dromedary sick at? that gpmje^Tor
ings?
ing
the
statement
that
any
public
and Main ; dealers in produce ai.dgen
I *i..__ Oi.uL
I ' wayi 9 wears a rosebud in Jiis but-
they don’t .drink watep in
era! merchandise.
his loudness for the jugular.”
documents desired by the members i “1 say,” said a rough fellew to a
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end
to
another.I
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ELTY A SIMI’SON. north side .Main
j
Don
’
t
marry
a
niah
who keeps would be promptly forwarded by. fop with conspicuous bow-legs. “I
street; dealers in drugs, confection
“
You
have
drummed
long
eti
the tiger?”
eries uud family s ipplies.
' bull dogs. He is sure to be like express if they would send their & y, dou’t you have to have your
at
that
dromedary.'Zebidde,
“With red - and whitei checks
addresses to members of Congress. ■ -ntaJoons cut with a circular
•t '
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AS. McCAlN, attorney; office on soutlf
them.
I can you make somqmentida Qi the
side Mem street, f
mostly.”
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As a result, the various Senators
w?”
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Don
’
t
marry
a
man
who
gets
bear?
”
•
M. RAMSEY. County Judge and
,
“
You
’
ll
pass
in
yours
early
if
andvReprese^tatives at the Capital
I
• attorney at law,—office in the
per-
up
carlyj
Nothing
makes
a
It is good ground for divorcein
“Yes, bare mention ' Thcge are
Court House. ’A.
you don’t look sharp.’
have
been
deluged
with
letters
son so insufferablv conceited.
St. Louis if a wife finds one hun
“Next boy. Tell us something numerous varieties of beais,? slich
OHN BIRD, went «ide Jetferaon-Street,
from
their
agricultural
constitu
as the polar bear, black, bearj griz I ’ Don’t marrv a man whom no-
dealer.in atuves and’tinware.
dred and thirteen loye letters from
about the leopard?’
' tlwatl body ever says any evil «of. Be ents to an extent undreamed of, a red-headed .woman in her hus
C. BRADSHAW, attorney at law
“The leopard is a native of Af zly bear, necks bear, bears‘off Wall
two or three bushels per day being band’s pocket.
I
sure that he is a poor Creature.
11 ««,1
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street,
bare
’
s
a
billiard
b
il||
and
ST. JOSEPH" BUS1N8SS DIRECTOR^. rica, and, for that reason some
I)onrt marrv a man who doesn’t a fair complement for some of
bear
and
forbear.
I
go
:
I
oiHiear.
folks want him included in the
them And they keep coming. | A cautious Evansville reporter,
ELTY «t SIMPSON, cor. 4th and Elm ;
smoke,
and
who
prides
iiimself
up
dealers in groceries, glassware, queehs Civil Rights Bill. He has a thiev Bear’s oil is a favorite wi ,h some,
Some of the Western members, in sf>eaking of a man; both of
on
it.
ware and patent medicines
I
ish disposition, but it is difficult but 1 don’t want to have J bear
who would particularly like to w iose leg« were cut off by a rail*
t
marry
a
man
who
has
a
.
Don
’
OTEL, J.H. olds, -proprietor; cor for him to get away with any- soil me. When it comes did
hug-
1
cultivate the Grangers, find them-1 rdad train, says, “he will probably
of tth and Depot streets. New house
great
admiration
for
Dr.
Johnson,
ging,
the
bear
exceeds
aju
I
go<-d accommodations. .
thing.”
selves placed-in a very embarras- be a.cripple for life
He
is
snre
to
be
a
bear.
animals, which accounts/dr,
DA YTON BUhlN-îÎFDIRECTORY.
“How so?
AA a iter (to old gent at restau-
I
Don’t rfiarrv a man who invents sing situation. It will take all
“ Because he is always‘spotted’.” ing a favorite among the
l ‘C. <. ALL, MXNUFACTUllER OF
things. Invention is the offspring
“That is enough;
you; e
jtì; youh
Saddles and Harness. AH work 'Y»r-
What have you further to sa/
the cart-loads of Agricultural and Qent (to waiter). Yes, bring me
ranted. Or lers left with J. W\ Cullen will
of necessity.
z
bear-on
any
more.
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about the leopard?”
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Don’t marry a good-natured Patent office Reports ordered, and a pancake; will it be long? Wait-
“
No,
that
is
the
la/t
of
tlii
I
‘*11 he is ever caught hauling
Hl’.iS. TAYLOR, dealer la general mer-
V
man. Good nature - is to a man if they don’t do it they will get e “. —No, sir; round.
• cbandise. Odd Fellows' building. The down the American flag, shoot ons.”
V
cheap cash store.
A student asked to know,| .since what the gilt leaf naughty boys sat down upon by the enraged
‘‘Boy, is that a licensed dog?”
numerous
spots.
”
him
on
one
of
the
S. POWE
LI., Saw Mill.
POWELL;
Mill Dressed
the armadillo was provided With sometimes adorn a spariow with members of the Order.
atked a Detroit policeman, “Nor
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“Who said that?”
so impenetrable a coat of jnaail, of
| dow frames. 1 ____ ____ __________
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A Milwaukee pa per says of a said the youngster; “he’s a rat ter
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what use.it *wras to artn-a diAo, but is to that unhappy bird.; All the
“Ipse.Dix-it.”
•ifoWABD
A
STEWAfir,
blacksmiths,
other sparrows get around him and literary gentleman of that city: rier dog, and I’m taking him down
H oward A BTEWAfir, blacksmiths,
I ■ ■ Wagons, hacks and buggies ironed.
“Correct! Go up to the foot, he was promptly apd sharj>ly*re- peck at him.
buked for ' bis
his aridillato
aridillatorjousness;
«“1 The subdued light of those mild- to have his teeth filed.”
bilked
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i Gunsmitlnug and general job work done.
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NELL & CO., Ferry street; dealers in Next boy, Tackle the elephant.
but when another boy ask<d; where'
It occurred to a Danbury schol blue Orbs is indeed the slumbering
general merchandise. The NEW cheap
“The elephant is the Daniel the beaver learned to sweiij,
A Detroit paper, noticing the
sweli i as he ar, while
cash store.
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writing
a
composition,
fire
of
genius,
He is also a very fact that a man lately dropped
Lambert of animals, lie always never met anything so completely
BEST, livery stable Ferry street; bu|j-
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last week, to make the renia rkable good young man. With the ex-
• gies and horses to let at all times, at travels with a trunk, even when a artistic as a beaver dà ni tl
dead while combing his hair, says;
reasonable rates.'
statement
that
“
an
ox
dpes
not
-ception
of
a
few
games
of-marbles
er
’
s
politeness
was.exuaui
J, and
valise would be sufficient for his
‘ And yet there are people who
ARKER & CO., Ferry street; dry wardrobe; but it is never consid he incontinently . dismissed. the taste as goou as an oystetè but it played ou Sundays while a boy, I
will persist in this dangerous bab-
goods, groceries and general merchau-
class.
ered
enough
security
for
his
board
4
can
run
faster.
”
his
life
hits
been
without
reproach?
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