LAFAYETT £ OREGON, APRIL 17, 1874. ì VOK. IX. % < > \ K. * miscellaneous . I . ! - ---------- ---- ri------------ -T--- H- j ■.............. ' t A Romantic Mi , s. ------------- — jxo * : ? r...........—.................................. ; Tyii^g1 a Cow*® Tail. •, « -, found that neither of the parties 1 had the necessary golden circlet. I Froip a corréspòn<|Ìnce to tlie Publiahod «very Friday by It costs something to interfere One of the young ladies men- , DORRISS <3e HEUSZTBUEE Cincinnati Cpinmercfal of March with the natural movements of. a tioned, noticing tire stop, slipped . romance is dumb beast, but somethnes it must 7th ■Kf. a ring off hey finger and handed , TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. taken: be done. In such cases it Is well . J* V 'r it to the parties, and in a few mo- J «8 M IED.—Martin urtin — A-t to contrive something that will be e Copy, One Y «nr, st. gro ments the minister said: “ I is city, on ■ j ’ s Church in 1 • c*py, Six Month®, PRICE REDUCED sure to hold. • Mr., Joiws wasnfi MonctKii. March by tho Rev.- 1 > . ’’ 2, 7. 1 I Oae Copy, Three Month®, nounce that they are man und A PLUCKY, YOUNG MAN. Gv _ arris, Mr. G i?rcd Martin, careful enough about thfft. I her» wifp; in the name of the Fa of thid c|ty, to Miss S ^Martin, of “Fred, Miss Callie here has just One rainy evening Mr. «(ooeBfl RAT^S OF ADVERTISING Tuscaloosa, Ala.^ and of the Son, and of the I ’ oly becked me out bn a proposition to as usual, went out with’ his pail IW ~W , AM 6 M The Best in the WORLD! Very! » v»j-; plain, p-vi ,very ^proper, anti Ghost, Amen, ” and the rom nee get married.” H and stool to milk the cows. The very fortunate, jvas’ Jvhat all who was completed. ■ “Well. ell.” replied Mr. Martin, animale were not in the cleanest saw tl.q notice, and .wire acquain The bridal couple, after ¿on- turning to the! lady, “you can’t WILL LAST A LIFE TIME. ' condition, and when the wet and ted with the parties^ thought of congartulations, proceeded to the back me Out!” | i I * i muddy, tail of qne was provoking-» the uffa< r. Among tod tO morc more inti “Yes, I can if’ laughingly res- house of the relation where Mrs. ly lashed across his face once or mate friends frtonds of jthe the l^ppv couple I c<»L Martin, nee Miss Martin, îad ’ twice, Mr. Jones became vexed, 1 Col. »•» « 1 zx suijarisOpWas z* ■ - 4. z^ mani z% ■ ponded Miss Md irtin; and then for X * considcjablc two or three mi inutes the parties been stopping. It required a lit- and declared he would fix that cow Bw-«inoss notice^ in the Al Columns, 25 , OFTHE CELEBRATE I) as it wasjwell-known that fested, matters, a ‘ter so she wouldn’t bother .him any cents per line, each i'.isei indulge in lauglltcr and repartee, tie time to explain For iegal ¡Mid transient ad vert ent-* $?.- i the tv i had n^ver mei’but a few finally closing |vtth the proposi which wine and cake were brought 5'1 ¡»*r *| iare oT 1-2 li»es, for the iser- : moie that night.. 3o he carefully and $1.00 per square for each subscqOeqt i times, vu in the street.- ne go off and in, and, in company with a few tied her tail to his boot strap. tion that Mr. Rs0rtion. Last ^iQnday ¿.fter^)^, Mr. Jo Key.il .i'lprrtiaewHts to I* Paul fur itp- friends, all went aa nierry as the i ; Everything went smoothly for get a license. p a -.- iibfm om uiaking Proof bg the PnHisher. well known ¡young ¿young man, IN DAILY USE. Stone a|well ^^PersoMal Adv«. 50 Ct*, a U m a This was agreed to by all par tra'ditional marriage bell. a while, and Mr. Jones congratu mot Mijis Sallie Bctl^Mfirtin and 4 • Subcriptions Seat East, $2 00 a Year. ■ THE HAPPY PAIR. t HE H a FFY F aih . The l«»t musical talent of the country . ties, and the trio pet off for the of T * lated himself on the experiment. reconi mend -liese Orshvns. The nicest aud a lady (pend on Nfain street, pro- FOR SALE, The bride is an acknowledged He was feeling pretty well, and best. More for your money, and gives bet fice of the County Clerk, where ter ssattsfixet ion, than nny other now made posedCtO take a >ra|k jm the bluffs, XV’ k !,A v I,‘ Foil SALE ONE OFTHE They comprise the the coveted document was to be belie of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, a perhaps would have sung a hytnn ▼ V f>l«brat.Ml BARKER BKO8. Breech from W^ich point'a fifec-yLvicw can Enrekri, - Concerto, Orchestra, and Loading Shot Guns, at a bargain. « had. Arriving there ^they fortu queenly, laughing blonde, who has if he had» known one; when the Grands. \ be had if tlfts mighty Jh’itcr which ------- n— ~ ” nately met Mr. John Overton, Jr^ been spending the winter in this cow took a notion to lash a fly BUSINESS CARDS leases 4eir bas^xan(|thf0 Arkan- ,.{ Ivho acquiesced tq go on the mar city,'where her beauty and accom that was biting her. sas sho^L* already puling on the Mr. Jones chfick’ed when he Hhntrnte'l Catalogne» .’cni hy mail, post W. M. RAMSEY, pnid toany address, ujxtn application to riage bond, and.inf ten minutes the plishments have turned the heads felt the pull at his boot-strap, but « "X; • ? ■ • Lsa • A# . beautifil, fresh gjferb QCsJbiiig. 'It I license was signed! sealed and de of scores of the, gallants, young his chuckling was soon cut short It. SHOMNGEK & CO., -A.ttorn.ey nt ILaw, was a Jo ’ ’ jaftern<it)n,«nd the Jovely livered by the sièiling clerk, J. and old. She is of one of the best for “bossic” finding she could not New Wnvrn. Conn. &t a half ¿ouriqn .the bluffs LKFAYKI TE, OREGON. , trio speh fieilly. ' Coming c ' ' 1 ut ‘ the ■’ questiou Alabama families, her fattier, prior touch her tormentor, suddenly watchidg the hundreds *f steam to his death, being a leading and started, and as Mts Jones war net ORfCJa the Court Ibmse. iirtin: no4B-!îin ■hcirj^cV alhbu^ boat lajUrcrj at their ’«-v. ... was put by Jdr. prepared for such a demonstration well known merchant. “ Where will Oil A ■*. A. BA LL. - R >T*»TT loidin^the floating loadinjSand utiloa we|go to get mar- The greorn is a young man a he was upset, with the contents ef J ; * ra Tied?” f H ALL Ai STOTT, the pail distributed over his per* palace£&nd com descendant of one of the blest SOIL'D ' 1 • . ’ 1 mcnijng On the *' ’’ '■ ‘ In tin obliging. —1 ------- Ltll^paina ixj. manner which known and highly respected * fam A-ttorneys at Law, varied acenes-ia the pui Thç cow stopped for a moment renders In such |t favorite, Mr. ill First S re *1, OppORiie Ò jc idea tai Hotel. fore tljeui. TuAnng| ibpek and ilies of Middle Tewnesse. Before but in that time our hero had Stone proposed thoiicarest ’Squire coming down Madithjii i .street, a PORTLAND, OREGON. the war his hither *was a ¿gentle gained his feet; a moment alter he was not in. i (Hill). The officin j.iulOtf gentleman acquaintaijcj) was met man of affluence^ but at its close, was seen with his hand on the hip- Mr. Martin Nothing dauntc of the cow. making the tour of thw who, --^o wg after a few t«jinutQs chat like thousands of others, found farm-yard with prodigious hops ' F». C. MVLUVAX. z 1 proposed to wtolk tip the street. lady friend walkea ? away with the eh himself penniless. Our hero, like upon one foot, the other being sus In passing along -Second streett r i to, leap^gAÎÂ S Á-ttorney at I aaw, The only known remedy for r| Stone artd referred many young men in similar cir pended by the boot strap which tlie^ ’ took a carriage and drove Dalla®, Oregon. our htfoinex together »Walking J cumstances, was to proud to be was still nttàched to the ’cow7*' BRIGHT ’ S DISEASE, out toBt. Mary's oij Poplar street w. ««TILL PKK’TICE IN THE COURTS tall. down flain 3treet, MhSfcne pur- supported by others, but unlike ▼ V of .YAUihiU, Polk ®ud other counties And a positive remedy for} as'the ■ most a convenient place for 4t every hop he would ejaco»i in Oregon. 'ja'y chased ’ a pocketful! ?■ 1 "’1 op;n|ts, with many others, he was not too proud late, “So, boss, so, boss,”but “bons” ¿ . '. GOVT. GRAVEL L, STKICTV-RES, DIABETES, DYS- cere nony. Th^ rector Geo which ije and Mi?s M^i tlii., ¡going the ceremony. |/ VEISIA, XhBVOV» JIEIGLITY, UKtH’SV. to go to work like a true man, didn’t “so,” until he was almost ■ ■ • 1 JAS. McCAIN, j rII. Harrs was not ip, and the trio Non-retention or Incontinence of Urine, Ir and make an honest living for him used up, when the lwot attachment1 s till on matriinonyfi-bcnt, despite ritation, IhHnniation or LTceratihfrof the suddeuly broke and Mr. Jones was1 some sciiirrels. I ATTORNEY AT 1LAW, the cruel fate which op self. Coming to thiscittyhc pur free, lie returned to the house a h seemed op- Bladder & Kidneys, I l . .I I ' chased a dairy and went to work, , LAFAYhTl’E, OREGON. A IbuNG LADt 01 ■:nv posed, started backyjowii town. » wiser, if not a sadder man, and so SPERM ATIIRO not trusting others to do his dusi- far as we know has never repeated: ILL PRACncE IN ALL OF THE Tiriiig of that, the When near Fourth 4 alked reet Mr. M. <â*te Courts. r loarllvBtf Leucorrhola or Whites, Diseases of the Pros ness. As a natural consequence his novel experiment. trate gland, Stone in the Bladder, Col up sccoid street, until 1 the street espied Mr. Harris cults Gravel or Brickdust Deposit and ** EC. BRADóHAW, Mucus or Milky Discharge», Calvarf? Church, whqii tl|C con and accosted him, asf png his serv- he ha®, by close application^ hot ! A Q ueer L awsuit ,—A funny, -A.£ tQi’ii ey at Law, versati<p chancing tc lb fe n mat- ices. With a profoi iml bow the only secured a comfortable com suit against an editor has been de; K K t Y’S rimony^. Mr. Stone iqq IÀFAYÊTTE, OREGON. rector expressed hi* iself willing petency, but has won the rcspcict cided in the Circuit Court at Wan*- EXTRACT BUCHU and esteem of all. raillery« said:. and ready, and the qq artet, taking ’ W. '* Otll«*« in tbe Court House. keska, Wis. The Fays, proprio.* Permanently cures alhliseases of the “Mi^Sallic.I Rortt! iOU to go a street car, again proceeded to St; BLADDER, KiONEVS, AM) DROI’SICAI. 8WELING, A wag went to the station if tors, of the La Belle House at Existing in Men, Women and Children. across t|c street and j el jn|irricd!” Mary’s, being joined Jon the route * L AFA Y &TT K BUSIN ESS tilR EC 1’0 RY. CCr’NO MATTER WH AT THE AOE!*€A one of the railroads one evenin ?» Oconomowoc; brought an action Prof. Steel says: “One bottle of Kear The banter wa^ dffmptly ac by two young ladies, friends of all and, finding the best car full, said to recovcF $94 04 for meals and ney’s Fluid Extract Btichu is worth more cepted i ) the sarnfc spirit, and in '1 along at NERGUHON à Liuti. corner of Jefferson I than all the other Buchns combined.” copied i ) the samt epint, and in parties, who happened in a low tone, ‘Why, tlqs car isiJ’t cigars furnished Ashly D. Har- ’ and .tjain ; dealer» in produce andgen Price one dollar per bottle, or six bottles , Arriving at the church high glrjc the two ¿pssed the the time. crai mere«n<li»e. for five dollars. gar, ¡editor of the Oconomowoc^ -r1----- 4 ---------- ----------------- ----- Depot, 104 Duane Street New York. lit being dark by this time, the going!” Of course i this caused a TA fc V* * siMPsofc, north side Main street aijd entered; th it/nl iC? church, in A Physician in attendance „io answer cor general stampede, and the wa|g Tunes. Hargar set up a couuior street; dealers in drugs, confection respondence and give advice gratis. which services w lights were turned cm, and the were bei&g |ield at tries and fknrily supplies. v ^“^^mani- JWSend stamp for pamphlets, free.'tt» took the best seat., In the mid^t claim of $160 for “puffing” tlie L<> - - -1 a ÎP4 îî the time t Not seding • fey rather strauge looking bridal par AS. McUAIN, attorney ; office on south t ’ .4< - - - ’ 1 of the indignation a _..... the wag was Belle House. Judgment was resn- aide Main street. ’ -—TO THE-— ty — Mr. Martin beiniin his every festation of faltering qp ^he lady’s Why did y6u say this cslr dered for the plaintiff, and Mr. M.Ì ra MSEY. County Judge and day working clothe^-proceed cd askedt part, Mr? Stone sajd: p ; • .-itikrney at law,—oifice iu the wasn’t going?” “Well, it wasn’t Hargar appealed to a jury. The “ 1 giv(; up; you ¿avid b at once to the chancS, where in- raten me; Court Hou®«. then,” replied the wag, “but it : case excited much interest, Hargar Jet us go ” and tl»^ twd waited thp rev . ¿retraced his clerical robes; a wart OHN BIRD, west aide side Jefferson Jenera street, OF BOTH SEXBS. being well liked, and haying a sol now.” I t dealer in stoves and tinware. where erend gentleman who avas soon to No Charge for Advice and Consultation. their stem’s to Cou? ------------ -------------- --------------------------- a — emn, earnest manner of making C. BHftDSHAW, attorney at law. ' UNITE THEM FOlfEvER. duple jjaboye re- j “Little Tommy didn’t disobe^ very witty remarks. He testified D r . JA B. D vott , graduate of Jefferson the two ipet the coupi Medical College, Philadelphia, author of sev ST* JOSEPH BUSIN&& DI K ECTOR Y eral valuable works, can be consulted on all ferred to. They had a ichEage of Neither the lady mj iMr. Mat mamma, and go in swimming, did that Fay would say-, to him: “Har J z diseases of the sexual or urinary organs candy, and Mr. Stone 1 $ked for tin, by ‘this time ^cry sober he?”; ‘‘No,mamma; Jimmy Brown gar, I’ve got a nice dinner to-day TT ELT Y A SAMPSON, corT 4th and Elm; (which be has made an especial*study) ei refused. I jn the expression of their counfe- and the jest of the boys went. in, —come in.” “No, I thank yoa, I JBK dealers in groceries, glasswaae, Queen® ther in male or female, no matter from what some, which they jbkiHg V cause originating or of how long standing. ware and patent inedisine® “Very well,Misa Sajii j, lie will nances, faltered for a ¡moment, but but I remembered what you saia, am going homo.” Fay would pre- A practice of 3o year» enables him to treat -• * '‘til OTE^ J. II. Olds, proprietor; cor diseases with success. Cures guaranteed go and buy a packages for our- our joining han ds stood before the man and didn’t disobey you.” “And vail on him to stïfÿ, and, after din Charges reasonable, .Those at a distance of 4tfc and Depot streets. Newhouse can forward letter descri bing symptoms and selves. i i W ■ j good a^eomniodatróns. of God. When the question was Tommy never tells lies, does he?” ner, the following colloquy: “Ev ' —o Q»»-. .4 -------- enclosing stamp to prepay postage. Bend for the Guide to, Health. Price 10c. DAYTU^r BUSINESS DIRECTORY. They accordingly wen ■ ta Mad- asked Mr. Martin - “No, mainrpa; I wouldn’t tell a lie erything all right, ïlargar?” “Eiv J. B. DYOTT. M. D. '1 " - fefc.. ' . .-■■-•-3»- 1 ■ - Physician and Surgeon, 104 Duane Sfe N.Y. ison street and bought t “Wilt thou have thi^ woman for for all the world.”* ‘‘Then how erytiling excellent.” “Dessert all nfec- CC. CALL, MANUFACTURER OF no47-ly • Saddle« and Harness. All work war hd in a low does Tommy happen to have on right?”- “Excellent.” “Icecream [i< tions. Doming Out tjic^ I w a thy wedded wife?” hel ranted. Orders left with J. W. Cullen will DALLAS-SALEM mük wagon Rtnndincr standing jin|thí niilk wnornn jn“i alley fii-m tone answered to the Jimmy Brown’s shirt?” That con all right?” “Delicious, Mr. Fay.” receive prompt attention. I ’-’I / « HRIS. TAYLOR, dealer In general mer j question. undrum was too much for Tonrny. “Very well, remember this in your STAGE LINE! alongside the store. } chandise, Odd Fellows’ building. The ‘*nm Wilt thou muu have uuvu this ups man muu io to He had to give it up. ’ v “Is not that Mr. Aferijn’i s wag- ¡cheap caah store. liapcij next week.” -In return for on?” asked M iss Mirtin. 51 ■ j-------- r-—f— I dinners and- cigars, Hargar says thy wedded husband?” <fcc., Miss S.' POWELL. Saw Mill. Dressed • lumber of all kinds, doors and win- “Yes, I brieve it is,?’ ^¿ponded Martin promptly responded, “I eaves at 7 in the morning A [Western paper says that the ' that he.told a great mapy Iiea-^- dow frame*. Arriving at Salem at 10 t Mr. Stone. K will,” and to tlie question: h ! way to kill off the poets who offer ' editorially—worth more than one I 1 Í Lz TTOWARD A STEWART, blacksmith», Returning, leaves Salem al One o'clock 4gin/ said; ■ ■ Wagons, hacks and buggies ironed. Arriving at Dallas at 4. “Who giveth tliia woman to be to write pieces gratuitously is tb i thousand dollars. He would nev- “I would Jike to see J i,f said Gunsmithing and general job work done. / Miss Sallic, “for I thoi|gh| him married to this man?”: Mr. Stone . JESSE 1*. LEWIS Pro., accept their efforts, band them to j er have presented a bill for lies a DBETTEB & RIIJSY ; pictures of all f E EADBE1 I such a nice gentleman the other stepped forward (as ^ext friend) the worst compositor and letz thp had not Fay fallen out with him MJ descrip »Rons always on hand and frames of all descri] ptiona made to order. night at a party, and’would like and taking the lady’s hand gave it proofl-rea ider correct them accorej- and wanted pay for Jhe dinner«, i « £ • I to see him again? j i to the minister. : < B ing to his hi: own ideas of prosody, Hargar pleaded his own case, and ARKER A CO., Ferry street; dry W tabk WT. Li, -, -V . 1 goods, groceries and general merchan- * Retrying their steps t&ey r'went When that part of the ceremony This is ’ warranted to destroy the the jury found a verdict for L i A, Dayton flouring mills, i-A- 1L- ___ -L ’ J A. I ? > J® ' W f > u ÁK ETTB Sf 0N “"th THE *"J into the store and iu^iirjed after was reached where, after plighting strongest «t: dealers in H«>wiu duriag sirongc poetical lever in thrqp which threw the costs upôn the hÿ- *£NELL <fc CO.. Ferry street: he NEW cheap Ö general merchandise. T'he J Mr. Martin, i • y their troth the ring is given, it was weeks. aprdtf tel keepers. .4 ; ash store. 1 "Lafayette Courier. ____ Ï.. L_.? x ■ i * ' • 4Í, z. -*r r i 5T * ■ í i k i t | Being told that he ' was some where near, they again went into the stroct, am d met the gentleman sought on the| i side walk. He is our her j . A je !w minutes of bo - cial conversation ensued when Mr. Stone said; ! | ’ t •. Î f \ J j 5 ■ »■ , 11 — . JB K .35,000 «< b « z % SHONINGER ORGANS, i r. •-lai;-: - -■ I 1 ’ » * ' >■ < * l I A I 1. .1». 11 tl.z* T ” KEARNEY’S .{ r . 4 ’ » B * If ♦ i : '* $ I 41 M W '» la ,•/ 7 t •;!» , nB- i AHT E <________ . i ’ * .... 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