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LAFAYETT £ OREGON, APRIL 17, 1874.
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A Romantic Mi
Tyii^g1 a Cow*® Tail.
found that neither of the parties 1
had the necessary golden circlet. I
Froip a corréspòn<|Ìnce to tlie
Publiahod «very Friday by
It costs something to interfere
DORRISS <3e HEUSZTBUEE
Cincinnati Cpinmercfal of March
with the natural movements of. a
tioned, noticing tire stop, slipped .
dumb beast, but somethnes it must
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
be done. In such cases it Is well
urtin — A-t
to contrive something that will be
e Copy, One Y «nr,
• c*py, Six Month®,
sure to hold. • Mr.,
by tho Rev.-
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7. 1 I
Oae Copy, Three Month®,
Mr. G i?rcd Martin,
careful enough about thfft.
of thid c|ty, to Miss S ^Martin, of
“Fred, Miss Callie here has just
One rainy evening Mr. «(ooeBfl
RAT^S OF ADVERTISING
becked me out bn a proposition to
as usual, went out with’ his pail
IW ~W ,
AM 6 M
The Best in the WORLD! Very!
» v»j-; plain, p-vi
,very ^proper, anti
get married.” H
and stool to milk the cows. The
very fortunate, jvas’ Jvhat all who
ell.” replied Mr. Martin,
animale were not in the cleanest
saw tl.q notice, and .wire acquain
turning to the! lady, “you can’t
WILL LAST A LIFE TIME. '
condition, and when the wet and
ted with the parties^ thought of
back me Out!” |
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muddy, tail of qne was provoking-»
the uffa< r. Among tod
“Yes, I can if’ laughingly res- house of the relation where Mrs. ly lashed across his face once or
frtonds of jthe
the l^ppv couple
Martin, nee Miss
Martin, îad ’ twice, Mr. Jones became vexed,
« 1 zx suijarisOpWas
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z% ■ ponded Miss Md irtin; and then for
two or three mi inutes the parties been stopping. It required a lit- and declared he would fix that cow
Bw-«inoss notice^ in the
Al Columns, 25 , OFTHE CELEBRATE I)
matters, a ‘ter so she wouldn’t bother .him any
cents per line, each i'.isei
indulge in lauglltcr and repartee, tie time to explain
For iegal ¡Mid transient ad vert
ent-* $?.- i
the tv i had n^ver mei’but a few finally closing |vtth the proposi which wine and cake were brought
5'1 ¡»*r *| iare oT 1-2 li»es, for the
moie that night.. 3o he carefully
and $1.00 per square for each subscqOeqt i
times, vu in the street.-
ne go off and in, and, in company with a few tied her tail to his boot strap.
tion that Mr.
Key.il .i'lprrtiaewHts to I* Paul fur itp-
aa nierry as the i ; Everything went smoothly for
get a license.
a -.- iibfm
om uiaking Proof bg the PnHisher.
well known ¡young
IN DAILY USE. Stone a|well
^^PersoMal Adv«. 50 Ct*, a U m a
This was agreed to by all par tra'ditional marriage bell.
a while, and Mr. Jones congratu
• Subcriptions Seat East, $2 00 a Year.
The l«»t musical talent of the country .
ties, and the trio pet off for the of
T * lated himself on the experiment.
reconi mend -liese Orshvns. The nicest aud a lady (pend on Nfain street, pro-
The bride is an acknowledged He was feeling pretty well, and
best. More for your money, and gives bet
fice of the County Clerk, where
ter ssattsfixet ion, than nny other now made posedCtO take a >ra|k jm the bluffs,
XV’ k !,A v I,‘ Foil SALE ONE OFTHE They comprise the
the coveted document was to be belie of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, a perhaps would have sung a hytnn
▼ V f>l«brat.Ml BARKER BKO8. Breech
Enrekri, - Concerto,
Loading Shot Guns, at a bargain. «
had. Arriving there ^they fortu queenly, laughing blonde, who has if he had» known one; when the
\ be had if tlfts mighty Jh’itcr which
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nately met Mr. John Overton, Jr^ been spending the winter in this cow took a notion to lash a fly
leases 4eir bas^xan(|thf0 Arkan-
Ivho acquiesced tq go on the mar city,'where her beauty and accom that was biting her.
Mr. Jones chfick’ed when he
Hhntrnte'l Catalogne» .’cni hy mail, post
W. M. RAMSEY,
pnid toany address, ujxtn application to
riage bond, and.inf ten minutes the plishments have turned the heads felt the pull at his boot-strap, but
beautifil, fresh gjferb QCsJbiiig. 'It I
license was signed! sealed and de of scores of the, gallants, young his chuckling was soon cut short
It. SHOMNGEK & CO.,
-A.ttorn.ey nt ILaw,
was a Jo
’ ’ jaftern<it)n,«nd the
livered by the sièiling clerk, J. and old. She is of one of the best for “bossic” finding she could not
New Wnvrn. Conn.
LKFAYKI TE, OREGON.
fieilly. ' Coming
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■’ questiou Alabama families, her fattier, prior touch her tormentor, suddenly
watchidg the hundreds *f steam
to his death, being a leading and started, and as Mts Jones war net
ORfCJa the Court Ibmse.
boat lajUrcrj at their
’«-v. ... was put by Jdr.
prepared for such a demonstration
well known merchant.
Oil A ■*. A. BA LL. -
we|go to get mar- The greorn is a young man a he was upset, with the contents ef
H ALL Ai STOTT,
the pail distributed over his per*
of one of the blest SOIL'D '
. ’ 1 mcnijng On the
In tin obliging.
manner which known and highly respected * fam
A-ttorneys at Law,
Thç cow stopped for a moment
renders In such |t favorite, Mr.
ill First S re *1, OppORiie Ò jc idea tai Hotel.
fore tljeui. TuAnng| ibpek and
ilies of Middle Tewnesse. Before but in that time our hero had
Stone proposed thoiicarest ’Squire
coming down Madithjii i .street, a
the war his hither *was a ¿gentle gained his feet; a moment alter he
gentleman acquaintaijcj) was met
man of affluence^ but at its close, was seen with his hand on the hip-
of the cow. making the tour of thw
wg after a few t«jinutQs chat
like thousands of others, found farm-yard with prodigious hops
F». C. MVLUVAX.
proposed to wtolk tip the street.
walkea ? away with the eh
himself penniless. Our hero, like upon one foot, the other being sus
In passing along -Second streett
Á-ttorney at I aaw,
The only known remedy for
r| Stone artd
many young men in similar cir pended by the boot strap which
our htfoinex together »Walking
cumstances, was to proud to be was still nttàched to the ’cow7*'
««TILL PKK’TICE IN THE COURTS
down flain 3treet, MhSfcne pur-
▼ V of .YAUihiU, Polk ®ud other counties
And a positive remedy for}
as'the ■ most a convenient
4t every hop he would ejaco»i
chased ’ a pocketful!
"’1 op;n|ts, with
late, “So, boss, so, boss,”but “bons”
GOVT. GRAVEL L, STKICTV-RES, DIABETES, DYS-
cere nony. Th^ rector Geo
which ije and Mi?s M^i tlii., ¡going the ceremony.
|/ VEISIA, XhBVOV» JIEIGLITY, UKtH’SV.
didn’t “so,” until he was almost
1 JAS. McCAIN, j
rII. Harrs was not ip, and the trio
Non-retention or Incontinence of Urine, Ir
and make an honest living for him used up, when the lwot attachment1
s till on matriinonyfi-bcnt, despite
ritation, IhHnniation or LTceratihfrof the
suddeuly broke and Mr. Jones was1
ATTORNEY AT 1LAW,
the cruel fate which
op self. Coming to thiscittyhc pur free, lie returned to the house a
h seemed op-
Bladder & Kidneys,
. .I I ' chased a dairy and went to work,
A IbuNG LADt 01
posed, started backyjowii town. »
wiser, if not a sadder man, and so
not trusting others to do his dusi- far as we know has never repeated:
ILL PRACncE IN ALL OF THE
reet Mr. M.
loarllvBtf Leucorrhola or Whites, Diseases of the Pros
ness. As a natural consequence his novel experiment.
trate gland, Stone in the Bladder, Col up sccoid street, until
cults Gravel or Brickdust Deposit and
** EC. BRADóHAW,
Mucus or Milky Discharge»,
Calvarf? Church, whqii tl|C con and accosted him, asf png his serv- he ha®, by close application^ hot
! A Q ueer L awsuit ,—A funny,
-A.£ tQi’ii ey at Law,
versati<p chancing tc lb fe n mat- ices. With a profoi iml bow the only secured a comfortable com
suit against an editor has been de;
Y’S rimony^. Mr. Stone iqq
rector expressed hi* iself willing petency, but has won the rcspcict
cided in the Circuit Court at Wan*-
and esteem of all.
’ W. '*
Otll«*« in tbe Court House.
keska, Wis. The Fays, proprio.*
Permanently cures alhliseases of the
“Mi^Sallic.I Rortt! iOU to go a street car, again proceeded to St;
BLADDER, KiONEVS, AM) DROI’SICAI. 8WELING,
A wag went to the station if tors, of the La Belle House at
Existing in Men, Women and Children.
across t|c street and j el jn|irricd!” Mary’s, being joined Jon the route
L AFA Y &TT K BUSIN ESS tilR EC 1’0 RY.
CCr’NO MATTER WH AT THE AOE!*€A
one of the railroads one evenin ?» Oconomowoc; brought an action
Prof. Steel says: “One bottle of Kear
The banter wa^ dffmptly ac by two young ladies, friends of all
and, finding the best car full, said to recovcF $94 04 for meals and
ney’s Fluid Extract Btichu is worth more cepted i ) the sarnfc spirit, and in
'1 along at
NERGUHON à Liuti. corner of Jefferson I than all the other Buchns combined.”
copied i ) the samt epint, and in parties, who happened
in a low tone, ‘Why, tlqs car isiJ’t cigars furnished Ashly D. Har-
’ and .tjain ; dealer» in produce andgen
Price one dollar per bottle, or six bottles
high glrjc the two ¿pssed the the time.
for five dollars.
gar, ¡editor of the Oconomowoc^
lit being dark by this time, the going!” Of course i this caused a
TA fc V* * siMPsofc, north side Main
A Physician in attendance „io answer cor
general stampede, and the wa|g Tunes. Hargar set up a couuior
street; dealers in drugs, confection respondence and give advice gratis.
which services w
tries and fknrily supplies.
JWSend stamp for pamphlets, free.'tt»
took the best seat., In the mid^t claim of $160 for “puffing” tlie L<>
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AS. McUAIN, attorney ; office on south
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of the indignation
a _..... the wag was Belle House. Judgment was resn-
aide Main street.
festation of faltering qp ^he lady’s
Why did y6u say this cslr dered for the plaintiff, and Mr.
M.Ì ra MSEY. County Judge and
day working clothe^-proceed cd askedt
part, Mr? Stone sajd: p ;
• .-itikrney at law,—oifice iu the
wasn’t going?” “Well, it wasn’t Hargar appealed to a jury. The
then,” replied the wag, “but it : case excited much interest, Hargar
Jet us go ” and tl»^ twd
waited thp rev
. ¿retraced his clerical robes; a wart
OHN BIRD, west aide
OF BOTH SEXBS.
being well liked, and haying a sol
dealer in stoves and tinware.
where erend gentleman who avas soon to
No Charge for Advice and Consultation. their stem’s to Cou?
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emn, earnest manner of making
C. BHftDSHAW, attorney at law.
j “Little Tommy didn’t disobe^ very witty remarks. He testified
D r . JA B. D vott , graduate of Jefferson the two ipet the coupi
ST* JOSEPH BUSIN&& DI K ECTOR Y eral valuable works, can be consulted on all ferred to. They had a ichEage of
Neither the lady mj iMr. Mat mamma, and go in swimming, did that Fay would say-, to him: “Har
candy, and Mr. Stone 1 $ked for tin, by ‘this time ^cry sober he?”; ‘‘No,mamma; Jimmy Brown gar, I’ve got a nice dinner to-day
TT ELT Y A SAMPSON, corT 4th and Elm;
(which be has made an especial*study) ei
refused. I jn the expression of their counfe- and the jest of the boys went. in, —come in.” “No, I thank yoa, I
JBK dealers in groceries, glasswaae, Queen® ther in male or female, no matter from what some, which they jbkiHg V
cause originating or of how long standing.
ware and patent inedisine®
“Very well,Misa Sajii j, lie will nances, faltered for a ¡moment, but but I remembered what you saia, am going homo.” Fay would pre-
A practice of 3o year» enables him to treat
OTE^ J. II. Olds, proprietor; cor diseases with success. Cures guaranteed
our joining han ds stood before the man and didn’t disobey you.” “And vail on him to stïfÿ, and, after din
of 4tfc and Depot streets. Newhouse
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of God. When the question was Tommy never tells lies, does he?” ner, the following colloquy: “Ev
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DAYTU^r BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
They accordingly wen ■ ta Mad- asked Mr. Martin -
“No, mainrpa; I wouldn’t tell a lie erything all right, ïlargar?” “Eiv
J. B. DYOTT. M. D.
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Physician and Surgeon, 104 Duane Sfe N.Y. ison street and bought t
“Wilt thou have thi^ woman for for all the world.”* ‘‘Then how erytiling excellent.” “Dessert all
CC. CALL, MANUFACTURER OF
• Saddle« and Harness. All work war
hd in a low does Tommy happen to have on right?”- “Excellent.” “Icecream
tions. Doming Out tjic^
I w a thy wedded wife?” hel
ranted. Orders left with J. W. Cullen will
jn“i alley fii-m tone answered
to the Jimmy Brown’s shirt?” That con all right?” “Delicious, Mr. Fay.”
receive prompt attention.
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HRIS. TAYLOR, dealer In general mer
undrum was too much for Tonrny. “Very well, remember this in your
STAGE LINE! alongside the store. }
chandise, Odd Fellows’ building. The
to He had to give it up. ’
v “Is not that Mr. Aferijn’i s wag-
¡cheap caah store.
liapcij next week.” -In return for
on?” asked M iss Mirtin. 51
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I dinners and- cigars, Hargar says
thy wedded husband?” <fcc., Miss
S.' POWELL. Saw Mill. Dressed
• lumber of all kinds, doors and win-
“Yes, I brieve it is,?’ ^¿ponded Martin promptly responded, “I
eaves at 7 in the morning
A [Western paper says that the ' that he.told a great mapy Iiea-^-
Arriving at Salem at 10
Mr. Stone. K
will,” and to tlie question:
h ! way to kill off the poets who offer ' editorially—worth more than one
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TTOWARD A STEWART, blacksmith»,
Returning, leaves Salem al One o'clock
■ ■ Wagons, hacks and buggies ironed. Arriving at Dallas at 4.
“Who giveth tliia woman to be to write pieces gratuitously is tb i thousand dollars. He would nev-
“I would Jike to see J i,f said
Gunsmithing and general job work done. /
Miss Sallic, “for I thoi|gh| him married to this man?”: Mr. Stone
. JESSE 1*. LEWIS Pro.,
accept their efforts, band them to j er have presented a bill for lies
a DBETTEB & RIIJSY ; pictures of all
I such a nice gentleman the other stepped forward (as ^ext friend) the worst compositor and letz thp had not Fay fallen out with him
MJ descrip »Rons always on hand and frames
of all descri] ptiona made to order.
night at a party, and’would like and taking the lady’s hand gave it proofl-rea ider correct them accorej- and wanted pay for Jhe dinner«,
to see him again? j i
to the minister.
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ing to his
hi: own ideas of prosody, Hargar pleaded his own case, and
ARKER A CO., Ferry street; dry
goods, groceries and general merchan-
* Retrying their steps t&ey r'went
When that part of the ceremony This is ’ warranted to destroy the the jury found a verdict for L i A,
Dayton flouring mills,
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*"J into the store and iu^iirjed after was reached where, after plighting strongest
«t: dealers in H«>wiu duriag
poetical lever in thrqp which threw the costs upôn the hÿ-
*£NELL <fc CO.. Ferry street:
Ö general merchandise. T'he
their troth the ring is given, it was weeks.
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| Being told that he ' was some
where near, they again went into
the stroct, am d met the gentleman
sought on the| i side walk. He is
our her j . A je !w minutes of bo -
cial conversation ensued when Mr.
Stone said; ! |
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