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fcj Snt f.h Ideas. In
f .rvtd the history, ro
Kf tho human
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fcSdU and tricksy no-
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MHliOHTt 0 TMK MAMS
Li Wormat'on ir'
SEW WMtiu
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Worked Both Wayi.
A Scotch lHlrd onco said to his Bans
ant John, who had complained of his
tompor: "I nm sure, John, It Is noo
sunor on than It's off." "Ayo," snld
John, "but, laird, It's nao sunor off
than it's, oil"
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's floothltjn;
Byrup tlio best remedy to uso for their cliUUroa
luring the toothing terlod.
j Pardon.
Tho nlghoBt of charactoru Ib his who
Is nn ready to pardon tho moral errors
of mankind on If ho woro every day
guilty of tho samo hltnsolf, and at the
samo tlmo as cautious of committing a
fault as If ho novor forgavo ono,
Pliny tho Younger.
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Rheumatism
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It manifests Itself In local aches and
pains, lnllamcd JoIntH and stiff muB
clos, but It cannot bp cured by local
applications.
It requires constitutional treatmont,
and tho best Is a course of tho groat
blood purifying and tonlo medlcino
Hood's Sarsaparilla
which corrects the acid condition ot
the blood and builds up tho system.
Get It today In usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called 8arsatabo.
We Positively Pay High
est Prices for
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Write for Furtttr Information.
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The Rayo Lamp is a high grade lamp, sold at a low price.
Bri "VL.1;"" tt,&t joat.more, but there la no bettor Inrap niado at anr
Zf,"""""11 of. "lia braaaj nickel plntcd enally krptoleani an
nf i?'"nt,";r',rnomlnBnrli'iun. 'i'lirrelBiifittilnykrown to tbe art
Sir I-tklnit tlm t can ailn to t hn Taluo of tho It A VO Ump as n light-di.M.T.-Tlr'?
PT,ry dealer ercrywliere. If not at youra, wrltu for
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'YOUR OWN TEETH "
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tp . "l man. UK.
dlatributor, for OreKon
OPIUM rnninnn
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tftnt. ln0rAI0d
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The Chinese Doctor
Jm nm!. rl,nl
nc"to liU Bervlcca.
"o Mercury, poIson8
i'MUscd. No
unomt t
' un or cuttlna
MttiK-L a
to w rJ 0I CuU,n
""t I'ortland, Of.
Foresight.
Tho Is tho man who Is so loudly
nnd onorgotlcally opposing restric
tions on automoblllng speeding? I
don't recollect having soon him
among tho motorists before." "You
haven't Ho's not a motorist, ho's an
undertaker."
Throat
Couqhs
Ask your doctor about these
throat coughs. He will tell
you how deceptive they are.
A tickling in the throat often
means serious trouble ahead.
Better explain your case care
fully to your doctor, and ask
him about your taking Ayer'a
Cherry Pectoral.
A
We publlah our fermulas
uers
aCeuawaaaaaoi
We banlab aloobol
from eur medlolne
We urt e yon to
oomultyour
ddotor
Who makes the best liver pills? Tho
J. C. Ayer Company, of LowelL Miss.
They hove been making Ayer's Pills for
over sixty years. If you have the slight
est doubt about using these pills, ask
Your doctor. Do as he aivs. alwave.
IMPROVES DRYING METHODS
uregon Man Invents New Process
Which Will Revolutionize Industry.
A feature which creutcd reat in
icrcBt not only anions growers, but
tho Kcnoral public at large, at tho ap
ple show given undor tho auspices of
tho Oregon State Horticultural Bociety
at Portland, was a display of dried
fruits and vegetables made by Pro
fessor W. H. Swett, of that city.
Professor Swctt had on display about
ono hundred and thirty varieties of
fruitB and vegetables which ho had
prepared by his method of evaporation.
ft a
unusual interest was attached to
this display, not in tho fact that these
products were dried, but in the claim
that by a process of evaporation which
Professor Swett employs, only tho wa
ter !b eliminated, and that therefore
thcBe products arc alwayB the same, as
far as food values and flavors are con
cerned, as they were before being
cvnporated, only the addition, by ab
sorption, of the percentage of water
extracted being necessary to return
them to their fresh state. Professor
Swctt'H products and tho machine
which he employs has been on display
1.a i.i.
in roruanu at his home for the past
year and is attracting widespread at
tention. Likfresh Dinner.
In order that these products should
receive a practical test, for "the proof
01 tne pudding is in the eatintr there
of" a (Six-courso dinner composed of
those products, was prepared by Mrs
Geo. K. Rogers and served to the
judges and officinls of the apple show.
The following was the menu:
Soup Clam broth. Fish Fried
smelts, codfish balls with tomato
sauce. Meat Stewed beef. Vegeta
bles Mashed potatoes, green peas,
string beans, corn on cob. Salad
Vegetable salad with French dressing,
salad consisted of beets, apples, beans,
peas, onions and tomatoes. Deserts
Berry jelly, consisting of blackberries,
black raspberries, strawberries, cher
ries and nuts. Strawberry shortcake;
loganberry and apple pies; cherry rais
ins. Coffee.
The entire meal, including clam
broth, fish and meat consisted of Ore
gon Likfreshed products, 'except bread,
butter, nuts and coffee.
Among those present "at the dinner
were: Honorable Homer C. Atwell
and Frank W. Power, president and
secretary respectively of the Oregon
State Horticultural society; Professor
H. E. Van Dieman, horticultural ex
pert from Washington D. C, .official
judge of the apple show; Professor C.
I. Lewis, head of the horticultural de
partment, Oregon Agricultural college
nnd Professor W. H. Swctt, the in
ventor of the Likfresh Bystem of food
preservation.
Here was given a practical demon
stration of this Jremrakable invention.
Those who partook of this dinner state
that in no case could they have told
that these foods from the fresh pro
ducts. What this invention means to
the agricultural and horticural dis
tricts of the country is beyond the
power of the imagination to portray.
Tho loss that is being sustained by
fruit and vegetable growers because of
their inability to economically care for
their products. 'and inability to obtain
a market during the glutted season,
runs into hundreds of thousands of dol
lars annually on the Pacific Coast alone.
Not only can these losses now be con
served but an even greater loss can
also be avoided. That which is npw
being wasted is a portion of what the
ground produces but there are in every
fruit nnd vegetable growing district,
vacant tracts, lota and city blocks
which can be thrown into cultivation
and the products therefrom taken care
of by this system. These vacant lands
represent a complete financial loss to
the severol communities. The con
serving of present waste and the bring
ing into UBe of idle lands will add tre
mendously to tho population of the
fruit and vegetable producing districts
of the country and will in turn have an
enormous influence on land values.
To the residents of arid lands or far
away barren countries; to tho armies
and navies and merchant marine and
also for the city resident, this inven
tion opens up tremendous advantages.
When the products and lands now
wasted are conserved, these consumers
may have, not inferior canned or old
style dried products, nnd also not only
each fruit and vegetable during its
particular season, but every variety of
fruit and vegetable which mankind
consumes, throughout the year. Hence
it is that Professor Swett's discovery
and invention is attracting a tremend
ous interest not only here, but in dis
tant states and promises torank among
the highest of tho great discoveries
which this ago has presented to man
kind. Preparing to Look His Best
Success Magazine.
Rastus: "For tho lovo of heben,
Sambo, what for you got you 'aH pnnts
turned wrong sido boforc-mos'?"
Sambo: "Shi Don't talk so loud.
You, see, I'a invited to u swell recep
tion to-night, and I'a gettin' de bulge
out'n do knees."
III-Tiiu4.
"Ever try this keep a-smlllng propo
JtionT" "Tried It onco, but with poor uc-
cess. Unfortunately, I started the ex
periment on a day that the boss folt
grouchy." Louisville Courler-JournaL
Wbenre TJiero la oom.
Fuddy Did you ever notice that suo
eesiful men uro generally bald?
t.. rrfAlnlv. They camo oat
CAP
and!
ROUGH ON THE POOR TRAMP
Thirsty Traveler Unknowingly Pumps
Water Into Cistern of Ingenious
Lazy Individual.
Tho tramp had walked a good three
miles and was particularly thirsty. A
sudden turn In the road brought him
to tho foot of a steep hill, at tho top
of which stood a largo house. Tho
tramp paused a moment before at
tempting tho herculean feat of storm
ing tho hllL He felt hungry and
thirsty. Ho glanced to the loft. These
words caught his cyo: "Tarry, trav
eler, and refresh thyself." The tramp
was sorry the sign was attached to a
pump-handle. However, water was
bettor than nothing, so he commenced
to pump. Tho spout remained dry.
Ho pumped with more vigor. Still no
water. After ten minutes of hard
work ho said harsh things about tho
pump, and continued his Journoy. At
tho top of the hill ho mentioned his
grievance to a native. Tho lattar point
ed to tho flno house across tho road.
"Tho owner of that houso," bo said,
"bos somo big water-cisterns which
have to bo filled from a stream In the
valloy. Ho is too lazy to All 'em him
self, though; so ho rigged up that
pump and connected it with his cis
terns, and now "
But tho tramp wos already sprinting
across tho road to argue with the mar
who owned tho pump.
Juror Catches Judge Asleep.
Men who aro summoned for Jury
duty are ingenious in their excuses,
and it often happens that tho selec
tions of a Jury Is tho most diverting
part of the case. One who was called
In tho county court here complained
that ho was deiLf.
"You say that you aro deaf?" said
tho Judge.
"Eh, what Is It you say?" said tho
man.
"I said, are you deaf?" observed the
Judge in a louder tone.
"You'll have to speak louder," was
tho reply, "or I can't hear you."
"I guess we'll excuse you," said tho
Judge; "you can go."
Tho deaf man had no trouble hear
ing tho court's last remark and sped
out of the courtroom.
"I think that's ono on tho Judge,"
bserved ono of the attorneys.
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE SON.
Mother When you are through play
ing, Willie, put your toys away. I
don't like to do It overy time you ore
tired.
Wlllle You aro Just like me in that
respect, mamma.
Making a Vote Count
Louis M. Sanders. Republican can-
dldato for alderman of tho Second
ward, Orange, N. J., Is responsible
for tho following yarn:
It was election day In a small Mich
igan city, when a. prominent politi
cian happened to meot an old darky
servant of his.
"Woll, Sambo," asked Mr. Smith,
"bow did you vote today?"
"I ain't voted ylt, boss," said Sam
bo. "Why 1b that?" said Mr. Smith.
"Well, boss, it's dis a-way. Do Pro
hibitionists dey give mo $10 to vote
their Uckot and tho Republicans dey
glvo mo $5 to vote their ticket. Ah's
goin' to wait to seo how corrupt all
do partlos Is 'fore I voto, on then Ah's
goln' to voto fpr tho leastest."
So It Is.
"It is bettor to havo the good will
than tho 111 will of a man."
"Yes, but It Is bottor to havo tho 111
will of somo men than to havo to
laugh at their funny stories."
Mean.
"Why do you hato him so?"
"Ha has boon knocking mo to tho
rtrl I go with."
"What am no teu un 4
"Wbat my salary la."
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MEN Kidney trouble preys upon the
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AVH ambition; beauty, vigor nnd
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VtOIVIPM when the kidneys are out of
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results use Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Uoot the jrreat
kidney remedy. At druggists. Sample bottle by
mail free, also pamphlet.
Address, Dr. Kilmer & Co., liinghamton. N. Y.
A Footnote.
She "What is this at tho bottom of
this line: 'This man had a strong
and striklne soul?" Ho (reading)
"Tho note says: 'This man must have
boon a kicker.'"
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COc, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve la
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advlco Free by Mail.
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Was His Nest
Llttlo Frankie was once sent out to
nake a new nest for a hen. Some
time after the nest had been complet
ed he camo in and said a hen was
about to lay. On being asked If she
pas in tho nest that he bad made he
laid: "No I mamma, I was on that
ao myself."
It's Pettit's Eye Salve
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An Evident Success.
"So you havo a position as stenogra
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employer.". "I think I have, auntie.
We are to be marrlod next month."
Biliousness
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and I find them perfect. Couldn't do
without the hi. I hare used them for
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and am bow completely cured. Recom
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will never be withovt them in the
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sfi?5 Gold Fillings 75c
jS 22 K. Gold Cro wns $3
)jf Po.celoin Crowns $3
X Molar Gold Crowns $4
iQ Bridge Work. 22 K.Gol J.... S3
Inlay Fills. PureOold 02
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Dest Rubber Plate on Earth S7
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A child should sleep on a mattress,
never on a feather bed, and without
too much covprlrg, which should bo of
the lightest description, thoueh warm.
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sib mm
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3, 3-5o & h Shoes ee.SK
BOYS' SHOES, $2. OO, $2. 50 & S3. OO
W.L.DougiD3 $3.DO,$3.GO and $4.00
shoes aro positively tho beat mndo
and moat popular allocs for tha prco
In America, and arc tho mosl cconom
leal shoes for you to buy.
Doyourf-alizotlint my slioes have been tbe stan
dard for over 30 years, that I mnUe nnd sell more
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facturer In the United Stites, nnd that Dolliirfoy
Dolliir, I Ritiirantre ' Shoes to hold their '
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(Juii'ity counts, and quality ha made my shoe,
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You will bo pleased when you buy my tlioea
because of tho lit and appearance, and when It
comes time for you to purchase nnother pair, you
will bo more than pleased because the last onoi
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CAUTION! None genuine witlioiitV.rDoiiirl.'i nama
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If yonr dealer cannot supply yon with W. I- Douglaa
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THE VERY BEST
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We have built up our reputation on it. Yon can.
depend on quality and cannot get better painlesa.
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we flnlch pinto and,
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Painless oitractioa
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bridge work Is order
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Molar Crowns $5.00'
22kBridBeTeeth4.0D;
Gold Fillings 1.0 Hi
Enamel Fillings 1.0 IT
Silver Fillings .50
Good Rubber
Platei 5.00
Best Red Rubber-
Plates 7.50
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11 nut UTiiiiuu u rutins best methods
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