TTonnT TRY rAtWJ-" - r.Alf ft ..A lltw-atarfl. ... lion B3 fw"- pnllTI.Am' It nnitnt, and good Wt Hn his youth ho .f. doc not lament f r.j .1.- future: he la ,rve AH Thlno. 17 like cow. i """" fcj Snt f.h Ideas. In f .rvtd the history, ro Kf tho human LTSl of o'd cu6t0,"B' fcSdU and tricksy no- ,CrtMMIi MHliOHTt 0 TMK MAMS Li Wormat'on ir' SEW WMtiu i n bolen machinery nm rauiim Sji kind, by a nvw prociwi. E .Juncw. Maclitti.' work y j50uix iw"""' viit ai incomef fltonedlM cure backache, nervous- C. ffiwantrJ women agent P?-. 1,,,. Write fur lOnfon. Worked Both Wayi. A Scotch lHlrd onco said to his Bans ant John, who had complained of his tompor: "I nm sure, John, It Is noo sunor on than It's off." "Ayo," snld John, "but, laird, It's nao sunor off than it's, oil" Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's floothltjn; Byrup tlio best remedy to uso for their cliUUroa luring the toothing terlod. j Pardon. Tho nlghoBt of charactoru Ib his who Is nn ready to pardon tho moral errors of mankind on If ho woro every day guilty of tho samo hltnsolf, and at the samo tlmo as cautious of committing a fault as If ho novor forgavo ono, Pliny tho Younger. COLLECTION AGENCY ICUD. KB UJliHiiun nu inAiti COFFEEC TEA SPICES 3AKIM0 POWDER EXTRACTS 'JUST RIGHT COSSETS DL7EBS IBLE DENTISTRY REASONABLE RATES faf W Ut ear. J5.W Inftt-'eri at Iwt Wa al run, W.SOIeJS.OU kUMU Main. air $7 .50 MtabUCUUt eaJr..i( CU er rerctlaii Craves OiO to U.00 fsUns Itauim ml, ,S0c lUXmm ft wt mirnti Guaranteed perfect imir wort po&ra HiImmL Car, . UdMttoiut. NEW YORK riFMTlSTft fit a ItllBirilT, Utr. ""'la. Wln.lM '" rmiMiLCmm Rheumatism Is A Constitutional Dlooaoo. It manifests Itself In local aches and pains, lnllamcd JoIntH and stiff muB clos, but It cannot bp cured by local applications. It requires constitutional treatmont, and tho best Is a course of tho groat blood purifying and tonlo medlcino Hood's Sarsaparilla which corrects the acid condition ot the blood and builds up tho system. Get It today In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called 8arsatabo. We Positively Pay High est Prices for RAW FURS Write for Furtttr Information. N. M. UNCAR CO., Inc., FURRIERS 109 Bovenlh SU PORTLAND, OKE. PUBLIC LANDS Advlco given on all rnattxm inrUlnlnir to nome ntcml, Dmert Lund. Timbvr CUlmt. Ulnlnif, Ind ira Hon. Kic. Appeals praparnl; Hlato your eajw wriU tor Information. G ROVER LANGMADE, Attorney, Waahlntrton. D. a rormerlr LAW KXAUINEH; Land OOlcc. Wwh Ington. D. C. Ala 46 Per Cent Protein 10 Per Cent Fat THE WORLD'S BEST tor COWS, POULTRY ALL FARM ANIMALS "It la alrwint without on equal oa n concentrated frl."-U.S. Agricultural Dept. Ilulletin No. C8 and 372. SOLD HY ALL DEALERS. PACIFIC OIL MILLS, Seattle. Wnah. 2 m 4 Minute m Minute COLUMBIA Indestructible Records Fit any make f phonograph or graphophone Brilliant Tone Never Break Never Wear Out SOLD 17 TOUK ROM DIALER OR COLUMBIA PHONOGRAPH CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. m4 ma The Rayo Lamp is a high grade lamp, sold at a low price. Bri "VL.1;"" tt,&t joat.more, but there la no bettor Inrap niado at anr Zf,"""""11 of. "lia braaaj nickel plntcd enally krptoleani an nf i?'"nt,";r',rnomlnBnrli'iun. 'i'lirrelBiifittilnykrown to tbe art Sir I-tklnit tlm t can ailn to t hn Taluo of tho It A VO Ump as n light-di.M.T.-Tlr'? PT,ry dealer ercrywliere. If not at youra, wrltu for oo.rlptlo clrcnlar to the neareat ajroncr of tho . STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Incorporated) 'YOUR OWN TEETH " FILL-0 tp . "l man. UK. dlatributor, for OreKon OPIUM rnninnn (W.fMltlvelT Oured. tftnt. ln0rAI0d C Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor Jm nm!. rl,nl nc"to liU Bervlcca. "o Mercury, poIson8 i'MUscd. No unomt t ' un or cuttlna MttiK-L a to w rJ 0I CuU,n ""t I'ortland, Of. Foresight. Tho Is tho man who Is so loudly nnd onorgotlcally opposing restric tions on automoblllng speeding? I don't recollect having soon him among tho motorists before." "You haven't Ho's not a motorist, ho's an undertaker." Throat Couqhs Ask your doctor about these throat coughs. He will tell you how deceptive they are. A tickling in the throat often means serious trouble ahead. Better explain your case care fully to your doctor, and ask him about your taking Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral. A We publlah our fermulas uers aCeuawaaaaaoi We banlab aloobol from eur medlolne We urt e yon to oomultyour ddotor Who makes the best liver pills? Tho J. C. Ayer Company, of LowelL Miss. They hove been making Ayer's Pills for over sixty years. If you have the slight est doubt about using these pills, ask Your doctor. Do as he aivs. alwave. IMPROVES DRYING METHODS uregon Man Invents New Process Which Will Revolutionize Industry. A feature which creutcd reat in icrcBt not only anions growers, but tho Kcnoral public at large, at tho ap ple show given undor tho auspices of tho Oregon State Horticultural Bociety at Portland, was a display of dried fruits and vegetables made by Pro fessor W. H. Swett, of that city. Professor Swctt had on display about ono hundred and thirty varieties of fruitB and vegetables which ho had prepared by his method of evaporation. ft a unusual interest was attached to this display, not in tho fact that these products were dried, but in the claim that by a process of evaporation which Professor Swett employs, only tho wa ter !b eliminated, and that therefore thcBe products arc alwayB the same, as far as food values and flavors are con cerned, as they were before being cvnporated, only the addition, by ab sorption, of the percentage of water extracted being necessary to return them to their fresh state. Professor Swctt'H products and tho machine which he employs has been on display 1.a i.i. in roruanu at his home for the past year and is attracting widespread at tention. Likfresh Dinner. In order that these products should receive a practical test, for "the proof 01 tne pudding is in the eatintr there of" a (Six-courso dinner composed of those products, was prepared by Mrs Geo. K. Rogers and served to the judges and officinls of the apple show. The following was the menu: Soup Clam broth. Fish Fried smelts, codfish balls with tomato sauce. Meat Stewed beef. Vegeta bles Mashed potatoes, green peas, string beans, corn on cob. Salad Vegetable salad with French dressing, salad consisted of beets, apples, beans, peas, onions and tomatoes. Deserts Berry jelly, consisting of blackberries, black raspberries, strawberries, cher ries and nuts. Strawberry shortcake; loganberry and apple pies; cherry rais ins. Coffee. The entire meal, including clam broth, fish and meat consisted of Ore gon Likfreshed products, 'except bread, butter, nuts and coffee. Among those present "at the dinner were: Honorable Homer C. Atwell and Frank W. Power, president and secretary respectively of the Oregon State Horticultural society; Professor H. E. Van Dieman, horticultural ex pert from Washington D. C, .official judge of the apple show; Professor C. I. Lewis, head of the horticultural de partment, Oregon Agricultural college nnd Professor W. H. Swctt, the in ventor of the Likfresh Bystem of food preservation. Here was given a practical demon stration of this Jremrakable invention. Those who partook of this dinner state that in no case could they have told that these foods from the fresh pro ducts. What this invention means to the agricultural and horticural dis tricts of the country is beyond the power of the imagination to portray. Tho loss that is being sustained by fruit and vegetable growers because of their inability to economically care for their products. 'and inability to obtain a market during the glutted season, runs into hundreds of thousands of dol lars annually on the Pacific Coast alone. Not only can these losses now be con served but an even greater loss can also be avoided. That which is npw being wasted is a portion of what the ground produces but there are in every fruit nnd vegetable growing district, vacant tracts, lota and city blocks which can be thrown into cultivation and the products therefrom taken care of by this system. These vacant lands represent a complete financial loss to the severol communities. The con serving of present waste and the bring ing into UBe of idle lands will add tre mendously to tho population of the fruit and vegetable producing districts of the country and will in turn have an enormous influence on land values. To the residents of arid lands or far away barren countries; to tho armies and navies and merchant marine and also for the city resident, this inven tion opens up tremendous advantages. When the products and lands now wasted are conserved, these consumers may have, not inferior canned or old style dried products, nnd also not only each fruit and vegetable during its particular season, but every variety of fruit and vegetable which mankind consumes, throughout the year. Hence it is that Professor Swett's discovery and invention is attracting a tremend ous interest not only here, but in dis tant states and promises torank among the highest of tho great discoveries which this ago has presented to man kind. Preparing to Look His Best Success Magazine. Rastus: "For tho lovo of heben, Sambo, what for you got you 'aH pnnts turned wrong sido boforc-mos'?" Sambo: "Shi Don't talk so loud. You, see, I'a invited to u swell recep tion to-night, and I'a gettin' de bulge out'n do knees." III-Tiiu4. "Ever try this keep a-smlllng propo JtionT" "Tried It onco, but with poor uc- cess. Unfortunately, I started the ex periment on a day that the boss folt grouchy." Louisville Courler-JournaL Wbenre TJiero la oom. Fuddy Did you ever notice that suo eesiful men uro generally bald? t.. rrfAlnlv. They camo oat CAP and! ROUGH ON THE POOR TRAMP Thirsty Traveler Unknowingly Pumps Water Into Cistern of Ingenious Lazy Individual. Tho tramp had walked a good three miles and was particularly thirsty. A sudden turn In the road brought him to tho foot of a steep hill, at tho top of which stood a largo house. Tho tramp paused a moment before at tempting tho herculean feat of storm ing tho hllL He felt hungry and thirsty. Ho glanced to the loft. These words caught his cyo: "Tarry, trav eler, and refresh thyself." The tramp was sorry the sign was attached to a pump-handle. However, water was bettor than nothing, so he commenced to pump. Tho spout remained dry. Ho pumped with more vigor. Still no water. After ten minutes of hard work ho said harsh things about tho pump, and continued his Journoy. At tho top of the hill ho mentioned his grievance to a native. Tho lattar point ed to tho flno house across tho road. "Tho owner of that houso," bo said, "bos somo big water-cisterns which have to bo filled from a stream In the valloy. Ho is too lazy to All 'em him self, though; so ho rigged up that pump and connected it with his cis terns, and now " But tho tramp wos already sprinting across tho road to argue with the mar who owned tho pump. Juror Catches Judge Asleep. Men who aro summoned for Jury duty are ingenious in their excuses, and it often happens that tho selec tions of a Jury Is tho most diverting part of the case. One who was called In tho county court here complained that ho was deiLf. "You say that you aro deaf?" said tho Judge. "Eh, what Is It you say?" said tho man. "I said, are you deaf?" observed the Judge in a louder tone. "You'll have to speak louder," was tho reply, "or I can't hear you." "I guess we'll excuse you," said tho Judge; "you can go." Tho deaf man had no trouble hear ing tho court's last remark and sped out of the courtroom. "I think that's ono on tho Judge," bserved ono of the attorneys. LIKE MOTHER, LIKE SON. Mother When you are through play ing, Willie, put your toys away. I don't like to do It overy time you ore tired. Wlllle You aro Just like me in that respect, mamma. Making a Vote Count Louis M. Sanders. Republican can- dldato for alderman of tho Second ward, Orange, N. J., Is responsible for tho following yarn: It was election day In a small Mich igan city, when a. prominent politi cian happened to meot an old darky servant of his. "Woll, Sambo," asked Mr. Smith, "bow did you vote today?" "I ain't voted ylt, boss," said Sam bo. "Why 1b that?" said Mr. Smith. "Well, boss, it's dis a-way. Do Pro hibitionists dey give mo $10 to vote their Uckot and tho Republicans dey glvo mo $5 to vote their ticket. Ah's goin' to wait to seo how corrupt all do partlos Is 'fore I voto, on then Ah's goln' to voto fpr tho leastest." So It Is. "It is bettor to havo the good will than tho 111 will of a man." "Yes, but It Is bottor to havo tho 111 will of somo men than to havo to laugh at their funny stories." Mean. "Why do you hato him so?" "Ha has boon knocking mo to tho rtrl I go with." "What am no teu un 4 "Wbat my salary la." YOUR CHANGES FOR L! n are a thousand times bet ter if you will only take Hostetter's Stomach Bit ters. It is an absolutely pure medicine and a sure health maker, because it tones and strengthens the entire disrestive svstem land thus drives out dis ease. For over 57 years it has successfully demon strated its great merit in cases of Poor Appetite, Sour Stomach, Heartburn, jj Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Costiveness, Colds, Grippe, Malaria, Fever and Ague. Try it. 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