The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, October 13, 1910, Image 7

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fears of Suffering
Ltarrh and Blood Dlaoaoo-
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htairnnnu .., Irfornnr lum
bal doctors am uu . "
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CSfrlibi I took two bottle of this
Me and w ns well and utronjr
!; mcna Hood's to uny on suf-
Ln?from cntnrrh "
Ififtt it louay in unum hmm,m
Molatcd UWota callod 8artab8.
CoUlc tiiriln'''
ICradlefl arc going out; chlldron nr
kt wearing tlicm any inoro. People
lu us that rocking U unnynionic; oa
, according to monorn laen, snouia
to alcep" nnturuiiy in a giauonary
.wilt. nnMHAntlA nil.
ti and aanltutd ratlio. sentiment
kr care the cradla (or a llttlo wbllo,
r . . . . . .
t tooner or later it win go 10 mo
Mr attic along vrlth the hair-cloth
Ifa. Maybe tho Infant of to-morrow
111 bear up Eomohow under these
cumulated mlsfortunos, will Btrug-
along somenow to maturity, but
bat about the artists, tho poets, the
lag writers? What a world of ncn-
sent and melody has been woven
ound tbc theme of tho mother nnd
i gently rocking craSlo! What kind
; song will the poor poet of tbo fu-
re be able to make about an cnam-
led Iron crib with brass trlmmlngnl
Succesa Mogozlno.
No Protection for 8aault.
I'Eeagulla have lncraued In numbom
enormously In DoTonablre, and
Ire Mused so much damage to flab.
At the Dot on Boa fisberiec ootnmtt-
baa passed n reoolutloo m favor
the removal of protection from tha
da and their oggs. It vr&tt cti-
ated tbat one gull at tea flab In
lenty four houra-PiJl Ma.ll Oaxctto.
Tents, Awnings, Soils
UU, Itiamacu, unru tad Uttrt
1 or 1,000 t factory price.
PACiriC TtNr AND AWNING CO.
27 N. Klrit St. PortUnd. Or,
tyttVttitm I ttui il Soul bMikM lu
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? poalMvely' tS
I'M bottom-T.hr. 1 pnce stamped
W NO lUBBT,Wirf
Fane u Zaclauo J"r.
rM thelp . . BWWJl oar, no
Cmth r1.' nakol bodloa with tho
I' tobor w feci
l to ma to Juno. It
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IS
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to remember
8rrndy
mrttd and
CAP
and
BELLS
SEASONABLE TITLE IN SOUTH
outhorn Qorrtloman Dubbed "Qeneral
Humidity" Beoaueo of H E
trorn Unpleasantness.
On tbo wl(5e Tornnda of an ole
aoathern botol ml tb tlUod gontlomon
with tbolr wookly papore and cooling
mint Julopfl.
"Joff," whlepcrod tho Chicago man
who had hit urrivod, "can you toll
mo tho different Utloo of thoao gen
tlorncnr Tho oW oolorod hoatlor grlnnod.
nroaa, boim. Ah kin toll po obb-.
ono ob dem. Dat big etout gon'man
wld da empty Julep gloao am Olncral
Tom, sah. Do uddoh gen'man wld do
broad grin am Qlnoral Chostob, ctoh.
Do lean gen'man dat am talkln' about
do woh am Olneral Clay, oah."
Tho Cbloago man was tn tores tod.
"Ah, tBded! And who la that crab
bodloofcln Individual sitting In tho oor-
oorr
Him? Lnndn, bon, ho am eo dls
ogreeabla en eo unpleasant on ho
malca yrr to wahm wo doca call him
Qlnoral Humidity."
A Book Lover.
Tho oM poraon was cndoavorlng to
do a little mlBfllonary work behind tbo
big stona walls.
"Wli at brought you hero, my rod 7"
ho queried of an Inmate
T am hero, air, becauso of my fond
noDB for books,' nnfiworod Na 2323.
"Indeed I " exclaimed tho good man
In ourpriao. "What kind of bookn.
may I aakr
"Pockotbooka," briefly anoworod tho
othov.
9arrrAfKaa of Opinion.
"I auppoee," sold the young man
with tho soiled collar and baggy trou
sers, as he at down bealdo a stranger
on one ot tho pork bench oa. "you
wouldn't take me for a member of a
millionaire's family, would your"
"No," answered the Btrangor, after
sizing him up, "frankly speaking. I
wouldn't"
"Neither would tho millionaire," re
joined the young man, sadly, "I asked
him L&wi sight"
Tough Luok.
I auppoee," said tho kind lady, as
tho handed tho husky hobo a genorous
wedgo of apple plo, "that your lot is
full of hardships ?M
"Dat's do proper word tor it,
ma'am," ropliod tho h. h. "In do win
ter Won do farmors ain't doln' nothln'
but oatln' applos an' drinkln' hard
cldor It's too cold for mo t' bo trampln'
oround; an' in do summer pcoploa' ol
lore offorln' mo work."
ff NEEDED EXERCI8E.
Mr. DIUyuna My automobile looks
lko it had been Bubjocted to mighty
bad troatment Did you have it out
while I was away?
Ilia Chauffour Yls. sot. I or or
oxorcleod It a littlo, nor, ivry day,
oc
A Difficult Position.
"What shall I say if thoy ask mo to
slngT" askod tho young man who was
going visiting.
"It makes no difforcnoo what you
say when pooplo urgo you to Blng," ro
nllfiA hia candid friend. "If you rofuBO
they'll Bay you aro inconsistent and if
you sing they'll say tbo some thing."
The Latest Word.
First Fisherman I always use llvo
bait Why is it that you affoct those
patent things
Becond Fisherman you aro Denma
tho Umoa. I havo hero a combination
iDOOQ-book and corkscrew.
A Terrible Threat
rvinduotor (to clarinet
4 Ui U4V v m w - -
player) floe here, Horr Schlag, why
dont yon follow my boat?
vati Clarinet (aolomnly) If you
don't look owld, I tIUJ Puck.
TWO KINDS OF FROSTING
Boiled Icing, Cup of 8uoar, Half Cup
of Water or Lemon
Juice.
Ono cup suRftr, ono-hnlf cup wator,
Whites two CKKB. ono tanRnonn vnnllln
or ono tablespoon lemon Juice. Put
ouKur nnu water In Bauco pan, and Btlr
to provont Bucar from ndhorlnr to
sauco pan, bring gradually to boiling
nnu noil without stirring until
flirup will thread when dropped from
tip of tinos of Bilvor fork. Pour Blrup
gradually on beaton whltoa of eggs,
boating mlxturo constantly, and oon
tintio beating unUl of right connfaj
tonoy to Bprond, thon add flavoring
and pour ovor cako, spreading evenly
with back of Bpoon. Crcaao aa soon
an firm. If not beaten long enough
froHtlng will run if beaton too long
it will not bo smooth. Frosting beaten
too long may bo improved by adding
a fow drops of lemon Juico or boiling
wntor. This frosting is Boft inside and
has a glossy Burfaoo. I ubo a deep pie
Plato and silver fork to boat egg
whites and simp. If you wish boiled
chocolato frosting add ono and one
half Bfjuaros molted chocolato as aoon
as sirup Is added to white of egg.
Tho BUgnr used is granulated.
Ono tenspoon butter, 5 teaapoona
hot wator, teaspoon vanlla and enough
confectionera' sucar to nnrirl. Thi
buttor takes off that sugary taste.
FISH TOAST FOR BREAKFAST
Delicious Dish Can Be Prepared to
Fifteen Minutes for the Early
Morning Meal.
Half n pound of cold cooked Oah,
one tnblerpoonful of butter, ono table
spoonful of flour, one gill of milk, half
a teaapoonful of anchovy paste, half
a teaspoonful of pepper, quarter tea
spoonful of salt, a little paprika, and
ono hard boiled egg. Romovo all skin
and bono from the first and placo it on
a plato. Add tho Knit, popper and pap
rika and mix all well together. Place
the butter In a saucepan, allow It to
melt ndd tho flour, mix well togotber
until smooth, add the milk and Btlr
tho mlxturo till it bolls. Tako the
saucepan from tho fire, add the an
chovy paste and again stir welL ndd
tho fish nnd place the mixture on a
pinto. In tho morning, fifteen mlm
ulen before breakfast, toast a Blico of
bread, spread on it tho mlxturo, chop
the white of tho hard boiled egg, sprin
kle it over and placo tbo toast on a
plate in tho oven for ton minutes.
Servo nice and hot
Parmesan Cheese and 8ea Kate.
Ono pound of sea kale, two ounce
of grated Parmesan cheese, half a
small cucumber, one-half pint of
milk, tho Juice of half a lomon, pee
per and salt Wash and dress the
sea kale and cut it up Into even
lengths and tie in bundles. Place in
sufficient boiling milk to cover it;
cut up tho cucumber and boil it in a
llttlo of tbo milk until tendor. Whon
both are dono take out tho soa kale
and lay it flat in a fireproof dish.
Lay tho cucumber on the top and add
tho milk, pepper, and salt as required
and the lemon Juice a few drops at
a time. Cover tho top with the
grated Parmesan cheeso and bake In
tho oven until golden brown.
DIM Pickles.
Stir into cold water salt until tb
brino will float an egg on tho surface.
Measure tho liquid and add to it half
as much clear water as you have
brino. Lay small cucumbora in cotd
water for an hour, thon put in a Btono
crock in layers, covering each layer
with ono of grape leaves and ono of
dill. When the Jar is full pour in the
brine mixture and corer with a piooo
of muslin, and on this lay a weighted
cloth. Leavo for several months.
Every Tortnlght remove tho cloth,
wash well, and replaco it
" Magic Sponge Cake.
Put in your flour sifter ono cup un
sifted flour, ono cup sugar, two round
teaspoons baking powder (or two tea
Bpoons cream tartar and ono teaspoon
soda), ono-half teaspoon Bait, and sift
all Into mixing dish.
Dreak two largo (or three small)
eggs Into a cup. beat with an egg beat
er until foamy, thon fill cup with cold
wntor until tho egg rises above the
top, Mix with the other ingredients.
Flavor. Dake until it leaves tho sides
of tho tin.
Boiled Apple Pudding.
Pnw flvo nhnlcs. core them and chop
mihnr flnelv. Add two cupfuls of
mhR. a cunful of sugar, three
ounces of currants, a saltapoonful of
salt tbo grated rind ol nail a lomoo
and half a nutmeg grated. Boat throe
vnlkfl and whites separately, stir
together and beat into tho apples.
Mix thoroughly, ada a wineglass or
otmrr-v. Pour into a mold and boll
for on hour and a half. Servo bo
with bard Bauoo.
Old Virginia Waffles.
Mi nno nuart of milk with three-
quarters of a cupful of flour and one
quarter cupful of corn meal. Add ono
tocppoonful of salt ono tablespoonful
of meltod buttor and three eggs, beat
en until very light Dake immediate
ly In woll-greaBod wofflo irons.
Gingerbread Without Eggs.
nv.M ..itnfiiifl of molasses: ono cuo-
X WW 4' - -
oniir rmun. two teasDoonfuia
lui u. -
each of soda and ginger; four and ono
.i mmfiiin nf flour: boko slowly, tt
may fall slightly, but will still be light.
and we like it bettor man u boq uoar
enough to make It dry
The Heavy Heart,
Great calamities do not embitter ox
fstenco. It Is tho potty vexations, tho
small Jealousies, the little disappoint,
mcntfl, that mako the heart heavy and
the tomper aour. Dont lot them. An
gor is pure waato of vitality. It helps
nobody and hinders everybody. No
woman does her best exoept whon she
lachoerfuL A light heart makes busy
hands and keopa the mind frco and
alert No misfortune Is bo great aa
one that aoura the tomper.
Mothers win nnd Mrs. 'WtntloWs Boothlng
Bjrrup tho Ixst remedv to uslox their children
during th toothing period.
Tho Real Thing.
Fred, aged three, had been a
naughty boy, and hia mother hud pun
lahed him. He felt very much hurt
and complained to his auntie about
his mamma's spanking him. Aunt?o
said: "It la not you that mnmma
spanks, but a little dovll lnsldo of
you who makes you do naughty
things." After sitting very still for
flvo minutea ho aaid: "It beats all
how it hurts mo when that devil gets
spanked." Tho Delineator.
Phystclan'B First Thought.
A physician was driving along tho
fftrect when his horse took fright and
ran away. Ho was thrown violently
to tho sidewalk, and knocked sense
lees. Presently ho recovered a little
from bis unconsciousness, nnd, no
ticing the crowd which had gathered
about him, remarked: "What's the
matter, gent'eman? Anybody hurt?
I'm Doctor B . Can I be of any
eorvicer
One Thing Thnt Will Live Forever,
PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold
in 1807, over 100 years ago, sales in
crease yGarly. All druggists or How
ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
EmbarrcEslng Haoit,
Hiccoughs are distinctly mortifying
to the victim. As they are signs of
poor digestion and may mean bad
atomach trouble, if of frequont occur
rence, thoy should be treated medicin
ally. For temporary cures try gradu
ally disrolvlng a small lump of sugar
on the tongue. Slow sipping of hot
water is also good, or gargling the
throat with ice water.
Ws Smply Great
This is the popular ex
pression of the thousands
of persons who have taken
Hosteller's Stomach Bitters
during the past 57 years
in cases of Bloating, Heart
burn, Headache, Indiges
tion, Dyspepsia, Costive
ness, Biliousness, Malaria,
Fever and Ague. If you
suffer from these ailments
get a bottle of the Bitters
today. It will do you good.
Get
OSTETTER
CELEBRATED
STOMACH
BITTER
Pooalbly Greatest oT All Tasks.
Louisa M. Aloott once wrote: "To
rear ten virtuous children, put ten
neeful men and women Into the world
and give them health and courage to
work out their own salvation ia a bet
ter Job dono for the Lord than wln
ntnc a battle or ruling a state."
Getting Back at the Prof.
Prof. la a watermelon a vegetable
or a fruit?
Studo I dont know. But please
toll me whother clam digging Is fish
Inc or agriculture.
BIG OsA.lSrf,
CARTRIDGES
"A Kill in Every Cartridge" is the
UMC achievement a standard of cer
tainty possible only as a result of UMC
experience, UMC development, UMC
progressiveness, resources, facilities, in
dividual skill and care.
It it the knock-down-killing-power and unraualled mushroom
eiparuion that area(Taiieir,ia 1 00 ft of the UMC Cart
riazet, that make them the invariable ammunition choice of
real big-game ihooteri, who bet can appreciate big. game
hazardt. Their preference differ in riflei, but unit on
UMC Cartridgea.
Try the new UMC Hollow Point Bullet the greateit muh
roomer yet derued more shocking and killing power titan
ii afforded by any other bullet.
"Lesmok" powder ,22't our newctt cartridge lot tmall
game and target (hooting.
UMC Guarant4NeU our guaranltt en mrj hox, uhkK if I only
tyatanltti (Ac cartriJu tut alia Standard arms la Ot full tiUnl if
IS mo)tr'i guaranltt,
THE UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE COMPANY
Atency t 299 Broadway, New York City
Cam Lam hr 1910 mailtd fit.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Color more foods brlarhter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors auk, wool and cotton equally well
ad Is aniaranUsd to arlvepertect result. Aalc dealer, ox wo will aond postpaid at ioo a paclcaare. Wrlto for tree booldai
iww to dye, UUach and mix colors. uoftROt DRUQ COUtAXTX, Qulncy, BllasJsv
ALCOHOL 3 PEIl riPMT
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ncss and RestiTontalns neiita
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WOT WAR C OTIC.
tcpeefO?dlkJM'Xiaimmn
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Anerfed Remedy forComfija
Hon , Sour Stoirach.niarrtaa
Worras.Corrvulsions,FevEnsli
ncss amlLo ss of Sleep.
far. S'urok Signature of
NEW YORK.
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
ShenMnyla7& Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
-.- At
VA
l ss' liV i. i iiTiiim " .nwl 1
this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy payments that
we're willing to let it be JTS OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell ifs own story to you in your home if you'll send us the
coupon.
Please sena me tutl particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name.
.
Healthy England.
We have much to learn from Eng
land In the way of hygiene. England
owes her great superiority in that re
spect to special laws and regulations,
and also to tho cheapness of "neces
sary" foods. Paris Hygiene.
DYSPEPSIA
"Having taken your wonderful Cosca
reta' for three months ai.d being entirely
cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia,
I think a word of praise is due to
Cascarets' for their wonderful composi
tioa. I have taken numerous other so
called remedies but without avail, and I
find that CascareU relieve more in a day
than all the others I have taken would in
a year." James WcGune,
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Tute Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Grips.
10c. 2Sc EOc Never sold In bulk. The gen
uine tablet (tamped C C C Guaranteed to
cure or rour money back.
I
OlSTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
THE OCKT.UX COMPANY. H(W YORK CITY.
Signature JM
r jrv 'fa
hX Use
j For Over
Thirty Years
We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
HOME FREE. Wo want you to try it at
our expense because
ino enu oi imrty nays ine riano
5 iiac.L.t' win convince you or tne iouowing
facts:
It's the best value on earth for the price
($275).
It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY
right!
We know there is so much real value in
Address.
DrinkDole's
THE DRINK DELIGHTFUL I
Everybody is going to drink Dole's
Pure Hawaiian Pineapple Juice be
cause it is both healthful and delightful.
Ifs Pure nothing whatever has
been added. Drink it pure.
Ifs Hawaiian rown and bot.
tied in a Tropical Paradue and
tastes it
Ifs Pineapple the most health
ful and refreshing of all juicy fruits.
when sroctri
klij uru.aie.
' haven't ttolc'a
Pure Hawaiian
PineapfctcJuica
end I b e i r
ac aunt this Him im
namea and
write ua lot
id m om tm taaak
booklet.
HAWAIIAN PINEAPPLE PBODCCTS CO.. ltd.
112 Market Street. San Franclaeo. Cat
P N U
No. 41-10
WHKN wrltlDR- to sdTortiaara ploas
mention thU paper.
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