gutter nlaco In ''."; bo bo bonoflclal or fed "' "in tho 1 nureory. The loltono - PJin glvo a IB nronu, -i on Droau u novar bo K"Dea 10 o child at any ago, but oxcollont for hiP I" lD0 " . ;niir warn um i thin fact fclldrcn. .ivB. and u noxt gonora- from uinavyvu A ..A Ion W0UJ v rticofltlon. th una jJ- t Miwa for Author, F plena"' i' I. local author wont to i Ilhrni" utARt book. , "la VaiQ It baa a ' , !nui Inaulrod. "Yen. t .. . 1 a, prumyn Hlimit look. fi BB mow wll out yetP i ... i novui !' . J Ty,n1or. ... rieanod Them. I w" :..,!nn'u f. M face band- I ... tni v next i door. blg cbnlr. 'and W o vacuum olaa- tPil tDO iiu' Lifa. r against fears of Suffering Ltarrh and Blood Dlaoaoo- 6 Doctors ruiiow w RMKor rind, wrll.il RIB M- t ri-rlllhtf! with Kan lb S dl. I tried y- htairnnnu .., Irfornnr lum bal doctors am uu . " (nil but none of thorn did mo any CSfrlibi I took two bottle of this Me and w ns well and utronjr !; mcna Hood's to uny on suf- Ln?from cntnrrh " Ififtt it louay in unum hmm,m Molatcd UWota callod 8artab8. CoUlc tiiriln''' ICradlefl arc going out; chlldron nr kt wearing tlicm any inoro. People lu us that rocking U unnynionic; oa , according to monorn laen, snouia to alcep" nnturuiiy in a giauonary .wilt. nnMHAntlA nil. ti and aanltutd ratlio. sentiment kr care the cradla (or a llttlo wbllo, r . . . . . . t tooner or later it win go 10 mo Mr attic along vrlth the hair-cloth Ifa. Maybe tho Infant of to-morrow 111 bear up Eomohow under these cumulated mlsfortunos, will Btrug- along somenow to maturity, but bat about the artists, tho poets, the lag writers? What a world of ncn- sent and melody has been woven ound tbc theme of tho mother nnd i gently rocking craSlo! What kind ; song will the poor poet of tbo fu- re be able to make about an cnam- led Iron crib with brass trlmmlngnl Succesa Mogozlno. No Protection for 8aault. I'Eeagulla have lncraued In numbom enormously In DoTonablre, and Ire Mused so much damage to flab. At the Dot on Boa fisberiec ootnmtt- baa passed n reoolutloo m favor the removal of protection from tha da and their oggs. It vr&tt cti- ated tbat one gull at tea flab In lenty four houra-PiJl Ma.ll Oaxctto. Tents, Awnings, Soils UU, Itiamacu, unru tad Uttrt 1 or 1,000 t factory price. PACiriC TtNr AND AWNING CO. 27 N. Klrit St. PortUnd. Or, tyttVttitm I ttui il Soul bMikM lu "IKUIU. 1180 C Mlwiit Atrc Ftlul 0... r. L. nns hb a e rg 15 flft to . TT . W !, V toMEMi :i ?. m-oo, 6oo (TM P ot I ;.u 00 'W is ivrwt (a A . fath. levi,.Vi w Arie. I. h.'i,lwlvery. ? poalMvely' tS I'M bottom-T.hr. 1 pnce stamped W NO lUBBT,Wirf Fane u Zaclauo J"r. rM thelp . . BWWJl oar, no Cmth r1.' nakol bodloa with tho I' tobor w feci l to ma to Juno. It lf.ma that hoflvnn n- jui, una i m um. - CT'J0? -aatherJTtT.' r IS dTkc? to remember 8rrndy mrttd and CAP and BELLS SEASONABLE TITLE IN SOUTH outhorn Qorrtloman Dubbed "Qeneral Humidity" Beoaueo of H E trorn Unpleasantness. On tbo wl(5e Tornnda of an ole aoathern botol ml tb tlUod gontlomon with tbolr wookly papore and cooling mint Julopfl. "Joff," whlepcrod tho Chicago man who had hit urrivod, "can you toll mo tho different Utloo of thoao gen tlorncnr Tho oW oolorod hoatlor grlnnod. nroaa, boim. Ah kin toll po obb-. ono ob dem. Dat big etout gon'man wld da empty Julep gloao am Olncral Tom, sah. Do uddoh gen'man wld do broad grin am Qlnoral Chostob, ctoh. Do lean gen'man dat am talkln' about do woh am Olneral Clay, oah." Tho Cbloago man was tn tores tod. "Ah, tBded! And who la that crab bodloofcln Individual sitting In tho oor- oorr Him? Lnndn, bon, ho am eo dls ogreeabla en eo unpleasant on ho malca yrr to wahm wo doca call him Qlnoral Humidity." A Book Lover. Tho oM poraon was cndoavorlng to do a little mlBfllonary work behind tbo big stona walls. "Wli at brought you hero, my rod 7" ho queried of an Inmate T am hero, air, becauso of my fond noDB for books,' nnfiworod Na 2323. "Indeed I " exclaimed tho good man In ourpriao. "What kind of bookn. may I aakr "Pockotbooka," briefly anoworod tho othov. 9arrrAfKaa of Opinion. "I auppoee," sold the young man with tho soiled collar and baggy trou sers, as he at down bealdo a stranger on one ot tho pork bench oa. "you wouldn't take me for a member of a millionaire's family, would your" "No," answered the Btrangor, after sizing him up, "frankly speaking. I wouldn't" "Neither would tho millionaire," re joined the young man, sadly, "I asked him L&wi sight" Tough Luok. I auppoee," said tho kind lady, as tho handed tho husky hobo a genorous wedgo of apple plo, "that your lot is full of hardships ?M "Dat's do proper word tor it, ma'am," ropliod tho h. h. "In do win ter Won do farmors ain't doln' nothln' but oatln' applos an' drinkln' hard cldor It's too cold for mo t' bo trampln' oround; an' in do summer pcoploa' ol lore offorln' mo work." ff NEEDED EXERCI8E. Mr. DIUyuna My automobile looks lko it had been Bubjocted to mighty bad troatment Did you have it out while I was away? Ilia Chauffour Yls. sot. I or or oxorcleod It a littlo, nor, ivry day, oc A Difficult Position. "What shall I say if thoy ask mo to slngT" askod tho young man who was going visiting. "It makes no difforcnoo what you say when pooplo urgo you to Blng," ro nllfiA hia candid friend. "If you rofuBO they'll Bay you aro inconsistent and if you sing they'll say tbo some thing." The Latest Word. First Fisherman I always use llvo bait Why is it that you affoct those patent things Becond Fisherman you aro Denma tho Umoa. I havo hero a combination iDOOQ-book and corkscrew. A Terrible Threat rvinduotor (to clarinet 4 Ui U4V v m w - - player) floe here, Horr Schlag, why dont yon follow my boat? vati Clarinet (aolomnly) If you don't look owld, I tIUJ Puck. TWO KINDS OF FROSTING Boiled Icing, Cup of 8uoar, Half Cup of Water or Lemon Juice. Ono cup suRftr, ono-hnlf cup wator, Whites two CKKB. ono tanRnonn vnnllln or ono tablespoon lemon Juice. Put ouKur nnu water In Bauco pan, and Btlr to provont Bucar from ndhorlnr to sauco pan, bring gradually to boiling nnu noil without stirring until flirup will thread when dropped from tip of tinos of Bilvor fork. Pour Blrup gradually on beaton whltoa of eggs, boating mlxturo constantly, and oon tintio beating unUl of right connfaj tonoy to Bprond, thon add flavoring and pour ovor cako, spreading evenly with back of Bpoon. Crcaao aa soon an firm. If not beaten long enough froHtlng will run if beaton too long it will not bo smooth. Frosting beaten too long may bo improved by adding a fow drops of lemon Juico or boiling wntor. This frosting is Boft inside and has a glossy Burfaoo. I ubo a deep pie Plato and silver fork to boat egg whites and simp. If you wish boiled chocolato frosting add ono and one half Bfjuaros molted chocolato as aoon as sirup Is added to white of egg. Tho BUgnr used is granulated. Ono tenspoon butter, 5 teaapoona hot wator, teaspoon vanlla and enough confectionera' sucar to nnrirl. Thi buttor takes off that sugary taste. FISH TOAST FOR BREAKFAST Delicious Dish Can Be Prepared to Fifteen Minutes for the Early Morning Meal. Half n pound of cold cooked Oah, one tnblerpoonful of butter, ono table spoonful of flour, one gill of milk, half a teaapoonful of anchovy paste, half a teaspoonful of pepper, quarter tea spoonful of salt, a little paprika, and ono hard boiled egg. Romovo all skin and bono from the first and placo it on a plato. Add tho Knit, popper and pap rika and mix all well together. Place the butter In a saucepan, allow It to melt ndd tho flour, mix well togotber until smooth, add the milk and Btlr tho mlxturo till it bolls. Tako the saucepan from tho fire, add the an chovy paste and again stir welL ndd tho fish nnd place the mixture on a pinto. In tho morning, fifteen mlm ulen before breakfast, toast a Blico of bread, spread on it tho mlxturo, chop the white of tho hard boiled egg, sprin kle it over and placo tbo toast on a plate in tho oven for ton minutes. Servo nice and hot Parmesan Cheese and 8ea Kate. Ono pound of sea kale, two ounce of grated Parmesan cheese, half a small cucumber, one-half pint of milk, tho Juice of half a lomon, pee per and salt Wash and dress the sea kale and cut it up Into even lengths and tie in bundles. Place in sufficient boiling milk to cover it; cut up tho cucumber and boil it in a llttlo of tbo milk until tendor. Whon both are dono take out tho soa kale and lay it flat in a fireproof dish. Lay tho cucumber on the top and add tho milk, pepper, and salt as required and the lemon Juice a few drops at a time. Cover tho top with the grated Parmesan cheeso and bake In tho oven until golden brown. DIM Pickles. Stir into cold water salt until tb brino will float an egg on tho surface. Measure tho liquid and add to it half as much clear water as you have brino. Lay small cucumbora in cotd water for an hour, thon put in a Btono crock in layers, covering each layer with ono of grape leaves and ono of dill. When the Jar is full pour in the brine mixture and corer with a piooo of muslin, and on this lay a weighted cloth. Leavo for several months. Every Tortnlght remove tho cloth, wash well, and replaco it " Magic Sponge Cake. Put in your flour sifter ono cup un sifted flour, ono cup sugar, two round teaspoons baking powder (or two tea Bpoons cream tartar and ono teaspoon soda), ono-half teaspoon Bait, and sift all Into mixing dish. Dreak two largo (or three small) eggs Into a cup. beat with an egg beat er until foamy, thon fill cup with cold wntor until tho egg rises above the top, Mix with the other ingredients. Flavor. Dake until it leaves tho sides of tho tin. Boiled Apple Pudding. Pnw flvo nhnlcs. core them and chop mihnr flnelv. Add two cupfuls of mhR. a cunful of sugar, three ounces of currants, a saltapoonful of salt tbo grated rind ol nail a lomoo and half a nutmeg grated. Boat throe vnlkfl and whites separately, stir together and beat into tho apples. Mix thoroughly, ada a wineglass or otmrr-v. Pour into a mold and boll for on hour and a half. Servo bo with bard Bauoo. Old Virginia Waffles. Mi nno nuart of milk with three- quarters of a cupful of flour and one quarter cupful of corn meal. Add ono tocppoonful of salt ono tablespoonful of meltod buttor and three eggs, beat en until very light Dake immediate ly In woll-greaBod wofflo irons. Gingerbread Without Eggs. nv.M ..itnfiiifl of molasses: ono cuo- X WW 4' - - oniir rmun. two teasDoonfuia lui u. - each of soda and ginger; four and ono .i mmfiiin nf flour: boko slowly, tt may fall slightly, but will still be light. and we like it bettor man u boq uoar enough to make It dry The Heavy Heart, Great calamities do not embitter ox fstenco. It Is tho potty vexations, tho small Jealousies, the little disappoint, mcntfl, that mako the heart heavy and the tomper aour. Dont lot them. An gor is pure waato of vitality. It helps nobody and hinders everybody. No woman does her best exoept whon she lachoerfuL A light heart makes busy hands and keopa the mind frco and alert No misfortune Is bo great aa one that aoura the tomper. Mothers win nnd Mrs. 'WtntloWs Boothlng Bjrrup tho Ixst remedv to uslox their children during th toothing period. Tho Real Thing. Fred, aged three, had been a naughty boy, and hia mother hud pun lahed him. He felt very much hurt and complained to his auntie about his mamma's spanking him. Aunt?o said: "It la not you that mnmma spanks, but a little dovll lnsldo of you who makes you do naughty things." After sitting very still for flvo minutea ho aaid: "It beats all how it hurts mo when that devil gets spanked." Tho Delineator. Phystclan'B First Thought. A physician was driving along tho fftrect when his horse took fright and ran away. Ho was thrown violently to tho sidewalk, and knocked sense lees. Presently ho recovered a little from bis unconsciousness, nnd, no ticing the crowd which had gathered about him, remarked: "What's the matter, gent'eman? Anybody hurt? I'm Doctor B . Can I be of any eorvicer One Thing Thnt Will Live Forever, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in 1807, over 100 years ago, sales in crease yGarly. All druggists or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. EmbarrcEslng Haoit, Hiccoughs are distinctly mortifying to the victim. As they are signs of poor digestion and may mean bad atomach trouble, if of frequont occur rence, thoy should be treated medicin ally. For temporary cures try gradu ally disrolvlng a small lump of sugar on the tongue. Slow sipping of hot water is also good, or gargling the throat with ice water. Ws Smply Great This is the popular ex pression of the thousands of persons who have taken Hosteller's Stomach Bitters during the past 57 years in cases of Bloating, Heart burn, Headache, Indiges tion, Dyspepsia, Costive ness, Biliousness, Malaria, Fever and Ague. If you suffer from these ailments get a bottle of the Bitters today. It will do you good. Get OSTETTER CELEBRATED STOMACH BITTER Pooalbly Greatest oT All Tasks. Louisa M. Aloott once wrote: "To rear ten virtuous children, put ten neeful men and women Into the world and give them health and courage to work out their own salvation ia a bet ter Job dono for the Lord than wln ntnc a battle or ruling a state." Getting Back at the Prof. Prof. la a watermelon a vegetable or a fruit? Studo I dont know. But please toll me whother clam digging Is fish Inc or agriculture. BIG OsA.lSrf, CARTRIDGES "A Kill in Every Cartridge" is the UMC achievement a standard of cer tainty possible only as a result of UMC experience, UMC development, UMC progressiveness, resources, facilities, in dividual skill and care. It it the knock-down-killing-power and unraualled mushroom eiparuion that area(Taiieir,ia 1 00 ft of the UMC Cart riazet, that make them the invariable ammunition choice of real big-game ihooteri, who bet can appreciate big. game hazardt. Their preference differ in riflei, but unit on UMC Cartridgea. Try the new UMC Hollow Point Bullet the greateit muh roomer yet derued more shocking and killing power titan ii afforded by any other bullet. "Lesmok" powder ,22't our newctt cartridge lot tmall game and target (hooting. 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S'urok Signature of NEW YORK. fill iff Exact Copy of Wrapper. ShenMnyla7& Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. -.- At VA l ss' liV i. i iiTiiim " .nwl 1 this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy payments that we're willing to let it be JTS OWN SALESMAN. It will tell ifs own story to you in your home if you'll send us the coupon. Please sena me tutl particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name. . Healthy England. We have much to learn from Eng land In the way of hygiene. England owes her great superiority in that re spect to special laws and regulations, and also to tho cheapness of "neces sary" foods. Paris Hygiene. DYSPEPSIA "Having taken your wonderful Cosca reta' for three months ai.d being entirely cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia, I think a word of praise is due to Cascarets' for their wonderful composi tioa. I have taken numerous other so called remedies but without avail, and I find that CascareU relieve more in a day than all the others I have taken would in a year." James WcGune, Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Tute Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Grips. 10c. 2Sc EOc Never sold In bulk. The gen uine tablet (tamped C C C Guaranteed to cure or rour money back. I OlSTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought THE OCKT.UX COMPANY. H(W YORK CITY. Signature JM r jrv 'fa hX Use j For Over Thirty Years We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. Wo want you to try it at our expense because ino enu oi imrty nays ine riano 5 iiac.L.t' win convince you or tne iouowing facts: It's the best value on earth for the price ($275). It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right! We know there is so much real value in Address. DrinkDole's THE DRINK DELIGHTFUL I Everybody is going to drink Dole's Pure Hawaiian Pineapple Juice be cause it is both healthful and delightful. Ifs Pure nothing whatever has been added. Drink it pure. Ifs Hawaiian rown and bot. tied in a Tropical Paradue and tastes it Ifs Pineapple the most health ful and refreshing of all juicy fruits. when sroctri klij uru.aie. ' haven't ttolc'a Pure Hawaiian PineapfctcJuica end I b e i r ac aunt this Him im namea and write ua lot id m om tm taaak booklet. HAWAIIAN PINEAPPLE PBODCCTS CO.. ltd. 112 Market Street. San Franclaeo. Cat P N U No. 41-10 WHKN wrltlDR- to sdTortiaara ploas mention thU paper. A APIA