The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, August 25, 1910, Image 7

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TWIN TEflRORS OF YOUNQ PENN
SYuVANIA WOMAN,
Plucky Llttlo Dop. Comet to the Res
cue Until Other Members of the
Family Arrive at the
Ocene.
Otileton, Pn. To havo boon bltton
by a rattlesnnko and then chased by
nn Infuriated bull was an experience
of 17-yoar-old Sarah Urandt, daughter
or a rnrmer throo miles south of this
placo. Miss Urandt had boon on
visit to a girl frlond sovoral miles
from hor homo, and waB accompanied
by a fox tcrrlor. Returning toward
evening, hor nttontlon was nttractod
by a clump of wild roses, from which
sho wns minded to pluck a bouquet
to carry nomo.
Tho flowers grow on an embnnk
mont almost as high as tho girl's head
and It was with considerable difficulty
tnat sno gained a position from which
oho wbh ablo to reach tho coveted no
bIoh. Sho was corapellod to cling to
nn niaor uubii with hor left hand as
sho roachod to pluck tho blossom
with hor right.
Tho llttlo dog ran up toward the
rose clump, gavo a queer llttlo bark
and Bcamporod back into tho road
Tho girl thought nothing of tho doK'
unUBUal action, howovor, until an in
stant later, whon, without warning, a
Dig rattlesnnko sprang from its poal
tlon nonr tho wild rosobush and sank
Ita fangs into her baro arm an Inch
or two abovo tho wrist
Tho girl waa fully a milo from the
noarost house, and started on a run
to roach holp beforo tho poison bo
como ocnttorod through hor system
A fow rods farther on sho camo to
tho meadow of a neighbor, and by
crossing this flold sho could shorten
tho dlstanco by almost a quartor of a
milo. Sho ecalod tho fenco and had
galnod a portion of tho dlstanco across
when Bho heard tho bollow of a bull
and, to her torror, found that she was
bolng pursued by tho angry animal
Her llttlo terrier, howovor, saved tho
day for hor, as ho ran toward tho ad
vnnclng bull and put up such a lively
bluff that tho attention of tho big ani
mal was temporarily diverted from
tho girl in an attack upon tho dog. By
this ttmo tho screams of MIbs Brandt
had been hoard at tho farmhouse and
sovoral mombors of the household ran
to tho girl's roBcuo, just as the bull
left off "bis unsuccessful attempt to
impalo tho frisky llttlo dog on his
horns and had returned to tho pursuit
of tho girl.
Fortunately far Miss Brandt, the
housohold In which Bho hod sought
rofugo was provided with a prepara
tlon to overcome tho effects of
snake's bite, and Uio administration
of this Bavod hor life, but sho was
dreadfully sick for forty-olght hours.
Miss Brandt is peculiarly unfortun
ato. Sho was with hor brother on a
deer hunt Inst fall when at a point in
tho woods where ho had stationed her
on a "runway" a good Blrod black boar
suddenly emerged from a thicket She
becamo alarmed at the bear, fearing
to shoot lest she should but aggravate
It and it should attack hor. In Beam
poring from tho stump upon which
sho wns standing watch she fell and
Buatalned a broken wrist, hor rifle
having fallen upon it with violont
forco as sho pitched headlong to tho
ground.
In tho meantime tho bear had bcon
hiking away through tho thicket as
fast as his legs could carry him, and
though crippled, Miss Brandt succeed
ed in firing tho gun tho given number
of tlmos for tho prearranged signal of
distress, and her brother, who wns
scarcely a quartor of a mile bolow her
on another bench of tho ridge, started
to find hor. Ho camo face to faco with
Mr. Boar aB tho latter was streaking
for tho tall timber, and ono shot from
hla rlllo sent bruin to tho dust
CANARY BIRD HANGS ITSELF
Tires of Life When 8lnrjlnn Mato Dies
and Proceeds to Commit
Suicide.
Soaford. Del. Orlovlng over tho
death of another bird, which had
boon Ub singing mato for ovor two
yoars, a cannry owned by Mrs. Mar
tin Hnmtnond. who lives noar horo,
commlttod sulcldo by hanging itsolf In
tho top of Its cage.
Tho llttlo biro had mado sovoral at
tempts to ond ita life, but was always
dlscovorod In Umo. Its mothod was
to fly to tho top of tho cago and push
Its hoad botweon tho metal bars and
then drop Its foot
Thinking tho llttlo songster una
orrown tlrod of conflnomont. tho cago
door was opened, but tho bird rofused
to como out and nftorwara wouia not
oat .
Ita Innt nttnmnt to end all was not
dlscovorcd until too Into to savo its
llfo. Tho canary was a boautifuJ
Rongator. ,
Dolt Hits Burled Casket
Znnosvillo. O. In an cloctrloai
storm a lightning bolt Btruck n flowor
vaso ovor tho gravo of drover Mooro,
In Uio HosovIHo comotory. Shattering
tho vaso, tho bolt plowod through the
earth and found a resting placo six
foet bolow tho aurfneo, shattering tho
coffin and box In which it was con
fined. Both tho box and coffin woro
oaslly soon through tho holo which tho
bolt bad bored through tho ground,
Tho damngo was ropalrod noxt day.
Mooro waa killed In a stroot car acci
dent In Akron a yoar ago.
REPARTEE ENDS IN DISASTER
Fresh Younp, Man In Qulok Lunch
Room Is Unexpectedly Show
ered With Oatmeal.
Tho young man with the iron cheek
entered tho quick lunch room and
seated himself at tho third table.
"Bollndp," ho called famljlaxly, "you
look fresh this mornfnf."
"Not half as fresh as some others,"
retorted tho pretty waitress with an
Novation of hor noso.
"Weill Weill Havo you calf brains T"
"If I did you wouldn't order thorn,
for you havo an ovorsupply now."
"My, but you are getting good for
the matlnoo. With tho high prlco ot
meats, eggs come In hdndy these days,
don't thoy?"
"No; thoy come in orates."
''Wow I Did you erer hear the story
of tho Incubator chick? It's not out
yotr
"That will do, sonny. Did you ever
hear tho story of tho cold porridgel
Wo, it's on youl"
There was an unexpected tilting of
a dish and tho young mnn with the
Iron cheek was showered with oat
meal. Ited, Wcnk, IVenry. Wntcrr Ere.
Relieved By Murine live Hemedy. Try
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
JAk Murine. It Hoothes. &0c at Your
DrujrKlBt. Write Kor Eye Books. Frea.
uurina Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Works Both Ways.
"Tho clarinet" remarked the a ma-
tour as ho paused to teat his aocond
wind, "is tho hardest Instrument to
ptoy."
"Anyway." rejoined bis one-man au
dience, "it can t be any harder to play
tnan It Is to listen to."
Mother wfH find Mrs. Window's Boothlaf
oiuji mo iK d i roraeuT 10 use ioi meircnuares.
uiing ins leeuung- porioa.
SCHOOL EXAMINATIONS.
He Got Another Job
"We make It a rule here," said tb
warden to the new orlsoner. "to as
sign prisoners to the trades with
which they are most familiar and will
mako no exception In your casa. What
la your occupation!
"I'm an aeroplane chauffeur," re
plied tho now boarder, as he grlnn4
a gruesome grin.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
Tho Kind You Have Always Bought
Soars the
Slgnatoro
Amenuniij mo uint. uawa.
A wild stab of sound made tho help
less air waves shudder.
"Great guns, what's that!" cried tie
man across tho way.
"That" replied his wife, "is our
neighbor, Miss Screech, singing at the
open window."
The man scowled darkly.
"Thcro should be no open season
for windows In the Schreoch family,"
he grimly dpc'nrpd
Insomnia
"I have been uaincr Cascarets for In.
omnia, wiw vmicn 1 nave beea afflicted
for twenty years, and I can say that Cas
carets have riven me more relief than an
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall
certainly recommend them to my friendi
as being all that they are represented."
in os. uutara, yjgin, lit
Pleasant Palatable. Potent. Taata Good.
Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Grip.
10c Z6e. EOe. Never sold in bulk. The gen
uine tablet stamped C C C Guaranteed to
cure or your money back.
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Tents, Awnings, Sails
Coti, HtDfflocb, Cinru tod Conn
1 or 1.000 at factory prices.
PACiriC TINT AND AWNING CO.
27 N. First St, Portland, Ot.
REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING;
INCRESCENT
BAKING POWDER
25c. FULL POUND
DAISY FLY KILLER tGMi
tU. co.tt.lrat, chup.
Latlt all !.
rHui ol mml. uim
tpui or m o.cr.Mu
toU or l.lurt urtttbc
CuwmtMd rBcctlv.
Ot ill tnltn or tu
prrs.14 l & Ofltt. '
KAS.OLD SOMISS
100 rUXUti Afc '
UbaUra,IUlV
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund
ed. Ask your druggist or send six
cents postage for Free Sample to
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON
ACIPIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
of Portland, Oregon
FURNISHES HELP FREE
TO EMPLOYERS
Main ofllce, 12 North Second St Main 6670; A 1406
Ladles Dept VOon uorruon bc. aiain iuuz; a xuot
Phone or wlr orders at our expense.
Union Painless Dentists
Full Bet ot Teeth 3.uu
Brldtrs Work or TsU witWit Plate $3.50 to $5
Gold Crowns ii'iX i li'YX
n .i.i- (Vm. SI. SO in IS. OO
rmwiaui ww" ... ........... - - - - -
Gold or Porcelain Filling w1,9? R
BUrer Fillings. 50c to $1.00
BastPUto Made.... .,.,$7.50
No chara-M for Palnlosa Extracting when other
work Is dons. 15 years' duarantaa with all work.
HouM.Bsa.to8.as. Uorruon utraat
t'ennaylvanln ICdurnllotinllat Think.
Tlicy Simula Ilo Aliollalicil.
Public school students havo a cham
plon In tho person of Dr. Nathan C,
Schacffer, superintendent of public in
structlon in Pennsylvania, in their an
tlpathy to examinations. Dr. Schacffer
has gone so far as to say that ho hoped
ho would see tho day when examlna
tlons would bo abolished. "Thoy are,"
ho said, "liko drugs, slnco they have
a primary as well as secondary effect
In that they cause depression If kept
up,"
Dr. Schaeffer Is himself a keen stu
dent and observer. He has profited
by his years of experience slnco his
connection with tho public schools of
tho stato and ho knows whereof he
speaks, says tho Philadelphia Inquirer.
But his opinion in this respect Is not
tho result of deductions on tho part
of ono man alone. There are many
others who think with him, some of
whom have so expressed themselves
and others who, while convinced
themselves, aro too timid to take a de
cided stand in the matter.
There is little doubt that tho exam
ination Is In many respects a barbar
ous Institution. Education is, in the
last analysis, only a means to an end
a process of gradual mental develop
ment, a plan by which each day tho
mind is broadened. To expect a child
to pass successfully on details which It
has used only as mental food and for
gotten for five, six, seven or nino
months seems not only unjust, but
ridiculous, The consequence is that as
examination time approaches there Is
a cramming of matter Into the mind
mental Indigestion ensues and, not In
frequently, even the brightest students
are injured physically.
In the big world where results count,
a man Is not examined at the end of
each year as to his work during the
past 12 months. The caliber of his
work and endeavor at the end of each
day is what counts, and so It should
bo In the prepration for this real
work.
FASHION HINTS
The way the embroidered and plain
linen is combined here is very good style.
There is a certain dash to it thaf's due
partly to the plain little banding of a
contrasting shade.
BIRD CHAT.
What spscies of bird lays the small
est egg In proportion to Its size: like
wise the largest?
It has been computed that 300,000,
000 birds are annually slaughtered for
plumes and other decorations.
The Chinese eat "rotten"' eggs that
Is, eggs preserved In lime until they
get a consistency like that of hard but
ter.
A fosil rahphoryucus, a bird of 50,'
000,000 years old, sold for $9,000 re
cently, tho highest price ever paid for
a bird.
Cranes aro used as watchdogs In
Venezuela by tho natives, who call
them "yakanuk," and are said to be ex
cellent guards of poultry.
Cardinals have been known to alight
upon window sills of houses and peck
at the panes, probably attracted by
their reflection In the glass.
Birds aro not the only higher ani
mals that lay eggs, two quadrupeds,
the duck-billed platypus and the Aus
tralian porcupine ant-eater, also lay
them.
Tho rplr n'dooh, or "bird of death,"
is tho only venomous bird known to
science, but there Is very llttlo known
regarding its habits, and especially Its
venomous qualities.
Tho hyaclnthlne macaw is one of
tho strongest as well as ono of tho
rarest birds of its kind. There is one
In tho New York Zoo. There appears
to be absolutely nothing known re
garding its habits.
Love's Mnrlcet.
Sho Harold, do you speculate?
Harold Well, I'm engaged to you.-
Llfo.
Cold Comfort.
We shall bo rescued. Don't lose you
neaa,"
Said tho traveler lost on the arctic
, shoro.
'Oh, I'm keeping cool!" his companion
said,
As he shifted his scat on the Ice onco
more.
-Puck.
Rfwin nnonlo cannot bear to bo left
alono; they cannot enjoy their own
rwmpany. How do you feel about It?
Sherman Jjinay & Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
Fl.
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We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
HOME FREE. We want jou to try it at
our expense because
At tho end of thirty days the Piano
ITSELF will convince you of the following
facts:
It's tho best valuo on earth for tho prico
($275).
It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY
rightl
We know there is so much real value in
this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy pauments that
we're willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell Ift own story to you in your home if you'll send us the
coupon.
Please senu me lull (particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
Name Address.
INCURABLE CURED
Before New Medical Discovery
Life Is the most precious of all human possessions. If your life were In danger Trould you not
investigate an offer to preserve It? That's all we asR. We will prove to you that we can cure tuber
culosis, or consumption, even In an advanced stage, after the doc'ors have given up hope, and that we)
can cure It easily, unfailingly, and in your own home, without inconvenience or suffer ng to yourself.
Call or write. 308 & 309 Crory Building, Seattle, Wash.. Northern Division Tuberclecide Co.
BUSINESS COLLEGE
TEKTH ARO MORKISON, PORTUKO, OREGON
A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL
Ours Is admittedly the high-standard commercial
school of tho Northwest Teachers having both
business and professional experience qualify stu
dents for success, by individual Instruction if
desired. In a short time and at small expense.
Position for each as soon as competent Open all
the year. Catalogue, business forms and pen
work free. Write today thero is money in it
ASK YOUR GROCER FOR K. & S. BRAND OF
Blueing Disinfectant Spray
Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch
"Qean, 0" Nm-Boiling Washing Fluid
K.AND S. CHEMICAL-
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Pharmacists
Kft mnufACTOtt U W flCIAlTICS J
Phone Mean 113
401 Main SL Vancouver, WashisgtM
TDV UIIDIRIC When Your Eyes
111 mvtalllln Need Care
EYE REMEDY wm Lie it
Uauld Form, 25c BOc Sslte Tubes, 26c, $1.09.
Their Desperation.
Worthlngton Do the subscribers to
Turgler's Weekly seem to appreciate
the paper?
Slappers Well, they held a meet
tag a few days ago and unanimously
agreed to offer Turgler $500 if he
would stop sending the publication to
tham.
The Elevator Man's Joke,
Hobbs I guess the elevator is out
of order. What Is that sign on tho
door?
Dobbs The elevator man must bo
a bit of a wag. It Bays: "Please par
don me for not rising."
Shake Into Your Shoes
Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet It cures
painful, swollen, smarting. Bweating feet Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. Le Koy, ti. X.
As Represented.
"Seo hero," growled tho Irate man
as he entered the jewelry store. "I
bought this watch of you last week
and paid you $2 in cash for It You
sold It would work like a charm and
It doesn't keep time at all."
"That's all right, my friend," replied
the jeweler calmly. "Neither does a
charm."
Great Mimic
"After all," said Hi Tragedy, bo1-
emnly, "death Is tho star tragedian."
"I don't know," replied Lowe Com-
dy; "I always think of him as a low
comedian a mere mimic because
he's always taking some one off."
Does Not
Color Hair
Ayer's Hair Vigor, as now
made from our new improved
formula, does not stain or color
the hair even to the slightest
degree. Gray hair, white hair,
blonde hair Is not made a
shade darker. But It certainly
does stop falling hair. No
question about that.
Poet not change the color of the hair.
A
vers
Vermula wltheaah bottle
Shew It to your
dootor
Ask htm about It,
then do as he says
Indeed, we believe It will stop every case
of falling hair unless there Is some very
unusual complication, something greatly
affecting the general health. Then you
should consult your pnysician aiso asx
bim about the new Aytr's Hair Vigor.
Marts by thM J. O. Art Oo, fcewaU, Mais. "
NOXALL CURES
Corns, Chilblains, Burning, Aching,
Tender, Inflamed and Stinking Feet.
Price 25 cents. All druggists or by
mail. Guaranteed, recommended and
sold by Dr. Oliver Fletcher, Foot Spe
cialist, Portland, Oregon.
Neth&Co."
COLLECTORS
We Buy and Collect Notes, Mortgages, and Resa
Estate Contracts. No Collection No Charge. '
Worcester Bldff., Portland, Ore.
-Keeley liouor-morphine-tosacco
nvX HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED
a.Ai FOR HJLL PARTICULARS
ucaut ?tirnitYiwTmm powtlanp.or
Literary Inspiration.
"Your novel is evidently the result
of inspiration."
"Yes; I didn't start it until after
reading the advertising notice my pub
lishers got up." Washington HeralL.,
Hopeless Quest. r
Miss Oldham (in bird store) I'd?
like to get a parrot that Isn't trickyf
and doesn't swear or use slang.
Dealer Sorry I can't oblige youj
madam. I don't handle stuffed blrdavj
Aa Corrected.
"Young man," said the home-grown
philosopher, "It is always best to be
gin at the beginning."
"No, If you want to go up a river,
it isn't." answered the wise youth.
HILL MILITARY
ACADEMY
PORTLAND, OREGON
Send your boy where he will
have good, strong training. Fall
term opens September 14th 1910.
Write for catalogue.
OREGON AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
Trains for success in tho Industries.
Provides practical and liberal educa
tion. Strong Faculty. Modern Equip
ment. Offers courses in Agriculture,
Forestry, Domestic Science and Art.
Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy.
Fall Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910.
Illustrated literature, irivintr full In
formation, sent free on application.
Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore.
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I1UTI BEST
TIME
of the rear to bars
yonr leetn pat and
a orxaca
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plate an
work dona.
oi-iown pairoaa we
flnlth plate and
brldsp work In on
dar it neoeasarr.
Paioxsi
MoltrCrowni $5.00
22kBrIdggTssth3.5Q
Gold Fillings 1.00
Eaimtl Fillings 1.00
Silver Filling. .60
Good Rubbsr
Plates 6.00
Beit Rubber
Plates 7.60
rtinleii Exlr'tlon .60
BKSJT METHODS)
t-ainieM Extraction JTree when pistes or bridge wor
Is ordered. Consultation Froe. Yoa casnot set bette
palnlete work anywhere, no matter how ranch ron pay.
All work f uUy guaranteed (or fifteen years.
Wise Dental Co.
INCORPORATED
Painless Dentists
Mine Bulldlnr. Third a Wathlntton, PORTLAND, OREQOsf
Ota Hfil I A. M, U t. U. aaoajs, i te X
H. W. A. Wilt, ruueiir ui Huuis
falnleM Extraction Free when
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WIIEN writing- to advertlson ,)1mi
mention this paper.
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