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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 25, 1910)
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DICALIInpfl lh m m nn i wi m rj -- Hill I1IL.IH MUiVr..H .......v wwimam Thormivh rv,.-.... wvciniKmr l" tn t i Dekum Bide;., Portland, Orccori nn w m m . A .1.11 KI.K Ilk Ml Klf -vmumviu S A 1 1UUIL. v . " L"rcclor- Author and ot Voice Culturo. 8lniffmr. Vl.nn MdartUu.. Next term will Uirln aboui - Kiyn, Addreaa 166U u lii 1 1 iui ri I'nn nniiift imM .nSP"' promptly re- - -"iviiiub. YYIlOOnino- ('nnrrh l li t v licillllliv I rlfiurt Hi -jCoffeeTT TCA D lords' -n u I I C O BAK1N0 POWDER JUST RIGHT CL0SSETaWVPB a i n vHa - " v a un i i.niuii huiti. EL ? .nAt"Bractlon Pre. raiLT.:::::' tfiHy i' 1 1 1 ,, n.u rK iviv nip iiiiti... t-ki : 1 tllD Vi ia L zz. . rv. " . UU11M.I KOI wut -vmimjh Biniv --1 ihiuib muiiarn DBStiSW. yourmona. 291Uu".IO"aMorTf...i..-.i.- REPTILE AND BULL TWIN TEflRORS OF YOUNQ PENN SYuVANIA WOMAN, Plucky Llttlo Dop. Comet to the Res cue Until Other Members of the Family Arrive at the Ocene. Otileton, Pn. To havo boon bltton by a rattlesnnko and then chased by nn Infuriated bull was an experience of 17-yoar-old Sarah Urandt, daughter or a rnrmer throo miles south of this placo. Miss Urandt had boon on visit to a girl frlond sovoral miles from hor homo, and waB accompanied by a fox tcrrlor. Returning toward evening, hor nttontlon was nttractod by a clump of wild roses, from which sho wns minded to pluck a bouquet to carry nomo. Tho flowers grow on an embnnk mont almost as high as tho girl's head and It was with considerable difficulty tnat sno gained a position from which oho wbh ablo to reach tho coveted no bIoh. Sho was corapellod to cling to nn niaor uubii with hor left hand as sho roachod to pluck tho blossom with hor right. Tho llttlo dog ran up toward the rose clump, gavo a queer llttlo bark and Bcamporod back into tho road Tho girl thought nothing of tho doK' unUBUal action, howovor, until an in stant later, whon, without warning, a Dig rattlesnnko sprang from its poal tlon nonr tho wild rosobush and sank Ita fangs into her baro arm an Inch or two abovo tho wrist Tho girl waa fully a milo from the noarost house, and started on a run to roach holp beforo tho poison bo como ocnttorod through hor system A fow rods farther on sho camo to tho meadow of a neighbor, and by crossing this flold sho could shorten tho dlstanco by almost a quartor of a milo. Sho ecalod tho fenco and had galnod a portion of tho dlstanco across when Bho heard tho bollow of a bull and, to her torror, found that she was bolng pursued by tho angry animal Her llttlo terrier, howovor, saved tho day for hor, as ho ran toward tho ad vnnclng bull and put up such a lively bluff that tho attention of tho big ani mal was temporarily diverted from tho girl in an attack upon tho dog. By this ttmo tho screams of MIbs Brandt had been hoard at tho farmhouse and sovoral mombors of the household ran to tho girl's roBcuo, just as the bull left off "bis unsuccessful attempt to impalo tho frisky llttlo dog on his horns and had returned to tho pursuit of tho girl. Fortunately far Miss Brandt, the housohold In which Bho hod sought rofugo was provided with a prepara tlon to overcome tho effects of snake's bite, and Uio administration of this Bavod hor life, but sho was dreadfully sick for forty-olght hours. Miss Brandt is peculiarly unfortun ato. Sho was with hor brother on a deer hunt Inst fall when at a point in tho woods where ho had stationed her on a "runway" a good Blrod black boar suddenly emerged from a thicket She becamo alarmed at the bear, fearing to shoot lest she should but aggravate It and it should attack hor. In Beam poring from tho stump upon which sho wns standing watch she fell and Buatalned a broken wrist, hor rifle having fallen upon it with violont forco as sho pitched headlong to tho ground. In tho meantime tho bear had bcon hiking away through tho thicket as fast as his legs could carry him, and though crippled, Miss Brandt succeed ed in firing tho gun tho given number of tlmos for tho prearranged signal of distress, and her brother, who wns scarcely a quartor of a mile bolow her on another bench of tho ridge, started to find hor. Ho camo face to faco with Mr. Boar aB tho latter was streaking for tho tall timber, and ono shot from hla rlllo sent bruin to tho dust CANARY BIRD HANGS ITSELF Tires of Life When 8lnrjlnn Mato Dies and Proceeds to Commit Suicide. Soaford. Del. Orlovlng over tho death of another bird, which had boon Ub singing mato for ovor two yoars, a cannry owned by Mrs. Mar tin Hnmtnond. who lives noar horo, commlttod sulcldo by hanging itsolf In tho top of Its cage. Tho llttlo biro had mado sovoral at tempts to ond ita life, but was always dlscovorod In Umo. Its mothod was to fly to tho top of tho cago and push Its hoad botweon tho metal bars and then drop Its foot Thinking tho llttlo songster una orrown tlrod of conflnomont. tho cago door was opened, but tho bird rofused to como out and nftorwara wouia not oat . Ita Innt nttnmnt to end all was not dlscovorcd until too Into to savo its llfo. Tho canary was a boautifuJ Rongator. , Dolt Hits Burled Casket Znnosvillo. O. In an cloctrloai storm a lightning bolt Btruck n flowor vaso ovor tho gravo of drover Mooro, In Uio HosovIHo comotory. Shattering tho vaso, tho bolt plowod through the earth and found a resting placo six foet bolow tho aurfneo, shattering tho coffin and box In which it was con fined. Both tho box and coffin woro oaslly soon through tho holo which tho bolt bad bored through tho ground, Tho damngo was ropalrod noxt day. Mooro waa killed In a stroot car acci dent In Akron a yoar ago. REPARTEE ENDS IN DISASTER Fresh Younp, Man In Qulok Lunch Room Is Unexpectedly Show ered With Oatmeal. Tho young man with the iron cheek entered tho quick lunch room and seated himself at tho third table. "Bollndp," ho called famljlaxly, "you look fresh this mornfnf." "Not half as fresh as some others," retorted tho pretty waitress with an Novation of hor noso. "Weill Weill Havo you calf brains T" "If I did you wouldn't order thorn, for you havo an ovorsupply now." "My, but you are getting good for the matlnoo. With tho high prlco ot meats, eggs come In hdndy these days, don't thoy?" "No; thoy come in orates." ''Wow I Did you erer hear the story of tho Incubator chick? It's not out yotr "That will do, sonny. Did you ever hear tho story of tho cold porridgel Wo, it's on youl" There was an unexpected tilting of a dish and tho young mnn with the Iron cheek was showered with oat meal. Ited, Wcnk, IVenry. Wntcrr Ere. Relieved By Murine live Hemedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will JAk Murine. It Hoothes. &0c at Your DrujrKlBt. Write Kor Eye Books. Frea. uurina Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Works Both Ways. "Tho clarinet" remarked the a ma- tour as ho paused to teat his aocond wind, "is tho hardest Instrument to ptoy." "Anyway." rejoined bis one-man au dience, "it can t be any harder to play tnan It Is to listen to." Mother wfH find Mrs. Window's Boothlaf oiuji mo iK d i roraeuT 10 use ioi meircnuares. uiing ins leeuung- porioa. 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"Thoy are," ho said, "liko drugs, slnco they have a primary as well as secondary effect In that they cause depression If kept up," Dr. Schaeffer Is himself a keen stu dent and observer. He has profited by his years of experience slnco his connection with tho public schools of tho stato and ho knows whereof he speaks, says tho Philadelphia Inquirer. But his opinion in this respect Is not tho result of deductions on tho part of ono man alone. There are many others who think with him, some of whom have so expressed themselves and others who, while convinced themselves, aro too timid to take a de cided stand in the matter. There is little doubt that tho exam ination Is In many respects a barbar ous Institution. Education is, in the last analysis, only a means to an end a process of gradual mental develop ment, a plan by which each day tho mind is broadened. To expect a child to pass successfully on details which It has used only as mental food and for gotten for five, six, seven or nino months seems not only unjust, but ridiculous, The consequence is that as examination time approaches there Is a cramming of matter Into the mind mental Indigestion ensues and, not In frequently, even the brightest students are injured physically. In the big world where results count, a man Is not examined at the end of each year as to his work during the past 12 months. The caliber of his work and endeavor at the end of each day is what counts, and so It should bo In the prepration for this real work. FASHION HINTS The way the embroidered and plain linen is combined here is very good style. There is a certain dash to it thaf's due partly to the plain little banding of a contrasting shade. BIRD CHAT. What spscies of bird lays the small est egg In proportion to Its size: like wise the largest? It has been computed that 300,000, 000 birds are annually slaughtered for plumes and other decorations. The Chinese eat "rotten"' eggs that Is, eggs preserved In lime until they get a consistency like that of hard but ter. A fosil rahphoryucus, a bird of 50,' 000,000 years old, sold for $9,000 re cently, tho highest price ever paid for a bird. Cranes aro used as watchdogs In Venezuela by tho natives, who call them "yakanuk," and are said to be ex cellent guards of poultry. Cardinals have been known to alight upon window sills of houses and peck at the panes, probably attracted by their reflection In the glass. Birds aro not the only higher ani mals that lay eggs, two quadrupeds, the duck-billed platypus and the Aus tralian porcupine ant-eater, also lay them. Tho rplr n'dooh, or "bird of death," is tho only venomous bird known to science, but there Is very llttlo known regarding its habits, and especially Its venomous qualities. 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