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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (March 10, 1910)
"Ship It to Me" SAYS SMITH, . i!.10n W will pay M follow, lor Koo.1. StltulT. Ship by wpro... LIm Chicken t'i5S fBANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. Tlghllnf lh Beef Trut" PORTLAND, OREGON Trylntf Mucouwbo Him. O Cluy, you muntn't allow youraolf . iv nnna'n nlorctntf eye." "I'm not 0 mucn niruiu ui niui, . ' t of hln nttttlnir 'nonl' i .I.1 I'lllMlirllta 11 - . "Doctor, how do you account for' tho . t i-iumn.tliim?" Tho mind, my dear ulr, ovolvod tho llcae to nt tho word." REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c FULL POUND $2,000 A YEAR U blni cnrnc.1 hy huivlrnU of Chlropod UU Tho work In twill lutnuli competU in .liahL return lucrative A thouaanil graduate coum w p!cpil tomorrow. Write 'or particular The Wettern School ol Chiropody .i i i . Portland, Oregon A Ilrokon Down Koot-Arch GHEAP INSURANCE FOR GRAIN GROWERS Woodlark" Soulrrel Poison id the most reliable and destructive agent yet devised lor the extermination of Gophers, Squir rels, Sage Rsta and Prairie Dors. It la the cheapest insurance against their ravages, livery kernel is warranted to kill. Climatic changes or moisture of the earth do not destroy its strength. Re quires NO MIXING OR I'KKI'ARATION. Ifl always ready for use. No other ia so good. Dealers will refund Uie purchase price if not as claimed. Pamphlet free. Hovt CmtutCAL Co., Portland, Oregon If CRIMSON WINTER RHUBARB S1.C0 IVr Doirn. W.00 IVr Hundred. 140.00 IVr Thouaand Aow It Hie Time to I'lant lihubarb atul llfny I'lanlt J.B.WAGNER, Tho RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist Improve Your Baking K C BaWner Powder a can. Try it for your it doesn't raise better, . r u i ij. -i u it liiii i uainucr, more acucaic in. nuvor, we return your money. Everybody agrees K C has no equaL , OUNCES L I lit ti i Pure, Wholesome, Economical. u MAN0 j shoes that look, Made of selected leather leather that la best by every teat. Correct In shoe makers, In the best cTWAYER Shoe. nrA h Vilu MM ii built for absolute satisfaction nnd . UUlli Ull JIUI1UI UUI I 1 w V ..w hiwmv ThetO is an Honorbllt ntvln thn will r-rnMlv n.ilf ir ni i nnilflt vnn. vuii ever nnnA trb frtt frs hM mnnitf. r??ur BllP dealer j if bo hasn't H, MmrlloM ome nlctur. . I. "7"" n? you r T m ending Lady Shoes, Martha. Washington Comfort Rhn.. V-, -.... i.i ni a ll Onl I m . - - - . wvuuwi oaoci anu worn Bhoes. lwl3 n V 0 'tSL P. cTVlAYER BOOT & ape SHOE CO MILWAUKBB wWV VU, WISCONSIN Mixed. A oorBcnnt was onco drilling a, squad of rocrulta,t ,Thoy wero Incredibly Ig norant, Ono of th'om tioiild not toll his right hand from hh loft. Tho bo: gnant proceeded to teach thorn and at Inst attnlncd nomo decree of buccobb, Sorgoant Now, yor bleBsed idiot, hold yor hnnds In front of yor and twist tlicm round ono over tho other. Stop I Now, which la your loft hand and which 1b your rlght7 Hocrult (looking at hfs hands for a tnotnont) I'm hlowcd If I know. I'vo gono and xnlxod 'oml London An aworfl. , $ ' " PLANT SIBSON'S ROSES Tho Slbaon Roso Numerics 20 Acrcn of Roscol Two-year-old bushos , Grown In tho opon Held Now 1b a good tlmo to plant Catalogue Frco XI BO Mllwnuklc Road, Portland, Ore. Dlanalrtttia, Doctor Hnvo.you been taking an oc casional cold plunge, as I advised 7 '-' Dyspeptic Capitalist Yes, I'vo boon Inventing heavily in Ico stocks and 1 not nlppod, Chicago Tribune. IIIiioiI Money? "One day," said Mrs. Lapsllna;, "1 saw a man thrash a biff, brutal tcam stor for beating his horscn. If I had my way about It ho should have a shnra of tho Carnage hero fund." HOWAItl) C IIUKTON AMjer and Cbetnlrt. , Lrailvilla, Colorado, . Hiuclin.n rrlcrai Oold, HIItot, I.rd. SI. Oold, fjlhur, Woi Gold. tOoi .loo or Coiinr, tl. tlllnijinelnii iltJ fall prlrallat fat nn aripllratlon, Control nnd Umplm workao. llolttol. Uatunuoti CkrboaaU NatlonallJank. s ; ; i utuauu to uir, uig uiainci fiaxK ui uic Northwest. Send Your Produce THERE Wo aro hnndlors of Egga, Butter, Vcnl, DrcHBcd Hogs, Poultry, livo or drcBBcd: nlno Apples, Onionn, Pota toea. Consignment!, whether largo or amnll, nro solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. Writo TJ. McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION HERaiAKTS 129 Front St- Portland. Ore. r Seeds Don't wofttc tlmo nnd money plant ing poor seeds. Our seeds won First Grand Prize at tho Seattle Exposi tion. Our prices aro reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah WE PAY CASH For horDMUut rrltnQulahmcnt. and can U your farm and ranehra nulckly. Let u hartdl your rualnu and we will jrunrantoo your tatUfactloa. CJIy full particulars In Drat Utter. DAVIS & BUXTKAMP 510 Dclcum Bide Portland, Oro Guaranteed tinder all Pure Food Lawa will do It! Get favorite cake. If more evenly, hierher, jifi j a BAKING POWDER rJaques Mfp;. Co. Chicago The broper shoes for men! fit, feci and wear right Btvle. Made by the finest equipped factory In existence. HONORBILT rH. it-. J Mn,i lasting comfort. Blggeat values 1UI LUIflUlflCU DIVIU HIIU Ubl TIVU write us. Look for free, poaipaiu, u.h Hood's f s - Sarsaparilla Cures all blood humors, all eruptions, clears the complex ion, creates an appetite, aids digestion, relieves that tired feeling, gives vigor and vim. Oet It today In tuual liquid form or chocolate tablet known as Barnaul. 100 Dose $1. At tho Artlata' Itecoptlon. "Mr. D'Awbcr, what aro you going to paint on this coal black canvas?" "Madam, that Is a completed paint In?. It Is listed In tho catalogue as Early Morning In Chicago." Chicago Tribune. NoUiinir. "What waB your husband saying tc you last night?" "Nothing." '"Why, I was suro I heard him talk ing to you for over an hour." "You did." Houston PoBt. Pettlt's Cyc Solve for Over 100 Ycai hris been used for congested and in flamed eycH, removefl film or scum over tho cyea. All druggiatB or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Undo Alien. "You may not bo as good as David or as wise as Solomon," said Uncle Al len Sparks, "but If you know how to train children you've got tho bulge on both of 'em. Each of tho two had a boy that went wrong." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT la sruarnnte! to cur any case of ltcblntr. Illlnil. Bleeding or Protruding: PUea in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. COc Ilndlrnl. "Talk about reformln foot ball!" said Uncle Jerry Peebles. "Tho only way you kin reform It Is to tako an ax to it!" Chicago Tribune. nSQIHEi "I have been using Cascarets for In somnia, with which I have been afflicted for twenty years, and I can say tliat Cas carcts have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall certainly recommend them to my friends as being all that they are represented." Thos. Gillard, Elgin, 111. Plcanant. Palatable, Potent. TaaU Good. Do Good. Nervr Sicken. Weaken or Grip. 10c, 2Cc, COc. Never sold In bulk. The Pen nine tablet atnmpd C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. TAKE A DOSE OF PISO'S A CURE It will tnrtantly relieve that racking cough. Taken promptly it will often prevent Atthma, BroDchiiii and icrioui throat and lung trouble. Guaranteed taie and very palatable. All DrnctUta, 28 cent. Cured by Electropodes Nw Qccbte Trtatnt. MeOrt talolw worm laikt iboM. nod bftomM nurart crrn th. toBBKtloK vtm. Podtlr, run lor Rh.amttlim, NraraleU. IUckuh, Klttocr nd Lt?n , pUloU. Oalf 11.00 CuinLtc. timed "IIS ch ul. II Klrctrcpodn Ull to curt, moner t tunrd. II not at your DrurcUt' Kad ui 11. CO. W vlll M th.t rou u luppllcd. WESTEItN ELECTROPODE CO. 27 Los Anxelca St, Lo Ansele. CaL You can't sow thtsttet and reap lies. 1 1 you plant i crry s bceas you crow exactly what you expect ana la a prolusion ana penec- uon never excelled. 7 Fllty years ol tiuay anu experience make them re liable. lJor sale reverrvjhere. Fem'a 1010 Sted Annual tree on request. D. H. FQtQY A CO, Detroit. t!lch. ainless Dentistry " Him" llillliMH Ml ' Out of town.poopl can hare tbelr plate and brlJg.work flu. (hed in one day U neoe.tary. Wiwlll sly yia t vi 22k tola or perctlata 'crown lor $3.50 Molar Crowm 5.00 22kQrMpTMth3.5Q Gold nillncs 1.00 Entmil Filling 1.00 8!lvtr nillnti .50 Inlay Filling! 2.50 Goad Hulbir r nn Dili Bed rNb- h.rHili 7.5U PR. W. a. Will, rmT wi Ututl Palnltu EtlHiton .50 VOIIK QUARANTKKD rOR IB YEARS II tllll lltmu.il a riiiim alnlCM lUtractlon re wnon pii vi vi itDle Extraction i're vrhon platca ordorodTOonaultatlon Froe, You c lateaor Urldaq work Ktbe itUl pal ill cm work dona nnjwtiore. aiiwu aiitoed. Modern eluctrloocjulpiuont, uar- ileal aaluod. Wise Dental Co. KSKifflBSK portSjind: "oregon OIIIOI U0UBI1 I A. VU to 8 1. U. Hudiyi, IttL BROWN'S Bsonchiai Troches Trutintly nlliv Sot Throat, Hoantnca ani Cougbi. Unxctlcd (or cltarlnv th vote. Atao Mly ttt from opbtea or anytlilng' hannlut. Pile. 25 cnU, 60 ctnU and $ 1 ,00 pw box. CUrapU atnt oa rtqu.it. JOHN I. BROWN & SON, Beaton, Man. p ksa BLINDED BONO BTJlDt. I finirlUli Denier Trtko SIkIiI "frori. ClinllluvlicN to MiiUo Them 8ln. Tho ranglstrnto nt Lamlmth pollco court hits sentenced Frederick Collins, i laborer of 4 Sultan street, Chambdr well, to Ihreo montliB' linrd labor for cruelty to two chaffinches by blinding them, tho London Daily Mail says. S. O. Polhill, who prosecuted on be half of tho Itoyal Society for the Pre vention of Cruelty to Animals, said that tho practice of blinding was re sorted to becauso birds so dealt with wero supposed to become better song sters or warblers. He was sorry to Bay tho practice had been going on for many years, but In such secrecy that this wa8 tho first occasion upon which tho society had been in a posi tion to prosecute. The oboratlon was darriod out with a needle, and was done skilfully, so as not to burst the eyeball. Tho birds adapted themselves to their blind state 111 a wonderful way. They fed and found their water and jumped about tho cage. Arthur Wllmot, one of the society's Inspectors, produced the two blind birds In court. Ho purchased them for 1 shilling C pence from tho prison er at his houBO, where one room was full of birds, at least ten of which wero blinded chafflnclles. The prisoner said he himself had blinded them, but that "blinded" was a dangerous word to use becauso If he were "given away" it would mean three months in prison for him. Ho had bpen at "the game," ho said, twenty years. Alexander Pearco, veterinary sur geon, said that in the birds produced ho came to tho conclusion that tho optic nerve and tho artery In the center of that nerve had been severed by Inserting a needle at the bottom of tho eye. This operation paralyzed the sight and made the bird totally blind, while leaving . the 'eye to the casual observer the same as before the operation. Tho suffering would be acute. The magistrate (to the prisoner): You knew what the penalty was. It Is three months' hard labor. FAIR WARNING. A party of American ladies traveling In Ireland were delighted to find, con spicuously posted at tho head of a grassy lano leading to. what was evi dently a country gentleman's farm, a notlco which read as followB: Notice to Pigs: Keep Out Notice to Owners: I do not prosecute, but I keep a gun and a pork barrel. The pig, it is well known, hes long been accorded unusual consideration and liberty In the Emerald Isle, often Including the freedom of the family living room, so perhaps tho direct ad dress to tho gentleman himself, pre ceding that to his owner, need not have been surprising. It is to be hoped tho pigs took heed, and that the pork barrel was not replenished at the ex pense of trespassers. It was, at least, less abruptly sur prising than a second notice, which the snme party encountered a few days later, upon the wall of a public build ing on the main street of a consider able town: Riding bicycles and Pigs strictly for bidden on this sidewalk. The choicest gem among nntl-plg notlceB Is, however, that reported by an English lady from Fernando Fo, where the careless ranging at large of the natlveB' pigs had resulted In Buch damage to gardens that a procla mation was issued, decreeing that all pigs must bo confined, except such as had a ring in the nose and could not root. The official crier, a large and pomp our colored man, patrolled the streets, clashlnc his bell, and shouting aloud the now ordinance, In terms of West Coast pidgin English. "I sav! I say! I say!" ho vociferated In his best and most richly melodious bellow. "Suppose pig walk iron no. llvo for him nose. Gun shoot! Kill him ono time! Hear re! Hear roJ Hear re!" Ten to One. Canada's population is closo to eight millions, and the United States is about eighty millions. Each nation reached respectively Its hundred mil lion dollar parliament nnd Its thousand million dollar congress nknost simul taneously, and the chances are that Canada will turn tho ten million pop ulation mark nbout the tlmo the Unit ed States population numbers one hun dred millions. Tho ten to ono ratio between the two nations seems to hold good In a number of matters. Ottawa Journal. She AVua Artlittle. "Was sho artistic?" asked nn In quiring person of Kin Hubbard, tho Indianapolis epigram maker, who was describing an Indiana genius, Bays tho Saturday Evoning Post. "Artistic?" said Hubbard. "Was sho artistic? I Bhould say sho was. She was so artistic that ono day, when ono of her peekaboo shirt waists Bho had mado herself fell Into tho pianola, thoy played two Beothoven rhapsodies with it boforo thoy discovered their mlstako." Strouir llnltlt. "That follow made money, but ho certainly Is a fakor." "Indeed bo Is. Why, tho bnblt was so Btrong, that's why ho built his now house on a bluff."- Baltimore Ameri can, Tho father of twins may think ho was given the doublo cross Tho Man-of-Wnr fllrrt. Tlie- frigate pollcan, or man-of-war 61rd, la usually met with by travelers in tho tropica. Although when stripped of Its feathers it Is hardly larger than a pigeon, yet no mnn can touch at the samo tfmo the tips of its extended wings. Tho long wing bones are ex ceedingly light, and tho wholo app.'n ratus of air cells. Is extremely devel oped, bo that Its real weight Is very trifling. It flies nt a great height above tho water, and from that elevation pounces down on fish, especially pre ferring tho poor, persecuted flying fish for ita prey. According to some au thors, the name of man-of-war bird was given to It because Its appearance was' said to foretell tho coming of a ship, probably becauso tho frigate pell can and real frigates are equally ad verso to storms, and both like to come into harbor If tho weather threatens. Irony. Tou're as hard as nails," said his trainer. "Well," Irritably answered tho actor pugilist, "wouldn't you naturally ex pect mo to be? I wear my clawham mer coat two or three hours every nlKht" Distemper In all Its forms, among all apes of borscs nnd dogs, cured and others in the same sta ble prevented from having the disease with Spohn's Distemper Cure. Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600,000 bottles sold last year. $.50 and $1.00. Good druggists, or sfnd to manufacturers. Aircnts wanted. Write fnr free book. fSpohn Med. Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. At tbo Illdlntr School. "Mount your horse on the left side." "Why7 What difference can that toake?" "It's the rule." "But why should it bo tho rule?" "Because In the past horsemen wore swords. They wore them on the left hip; hence had they mounted on the right side the sword would have got In the way. So they mounted on the left, and we still mount on the left. Horses are accustomed to It, and If you try to get up from the right you are Hablo to be kicked." Philadelphia Bulletin. Only One "BROMO QUININE" ThatU LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for tho signature of E. W. Grove. Used the World oyer to Cure a Cold In One Day. 25c An Obedient Hon. Schnapps is a dachshund, and the people who know all about tho breed call the queer looking animal hand some. In the house In New York where he Is the pet he is credited with more than ordinary dog sense and with understanding every word said to him in English or Grerman. In order to demonstrate his sagacity his master said to him a few evenings ago: "Schnapps, the young people have been here long enough. Go down and tell the boys to go home." Downstairs ho waddled and, standing before the Ylsltlng youths, barked and howled, then ran to the front door and back again and kept up the performance until, as his proud master explained, "the young men heard and saw the point. Pretty smart for a dachs, eh?" Mothers win find Mrs. Window's Soothing Byrnp the best remedy to use lor their children luring the teething period. Dolly'a rtetort. "I won't wash my face!" said Dolly defiantly. "Naughty, naughty," reproved grandmother. "When I was a little girl I always washed my face." "Yes, and now look at it!" Every body's. . Chronic. Mrs. Hewllgus Absalom, wo aro out of coal. Is your credit at the dealer's bad agnln? Mr. Hewllgus Not "again," Amanda. Still! Chicago Tribune. IP ll 'Buff, il ALCOHOL 3 PER nvvn AVcgelaWcPreparallonroTiis-slrailalingthcFbodandRcguIa-tlngUicStomachsandB(w3sof Km,- Promotes DtecstionGieeifiir ncss and Rest-Containsnciito Opium-Morphine rwrlieraL NOT IS ARC OTIC. HaipiSt Sndm 1 HA IhmSttd- QixtfaiSiiooc wv--M(MaBa- Anerfeclltemedv forCansnitfl' Hon , Sour Stonuch.D'tarrtoea Worms .Convulsions jcvcnsa ncss omlLoss of Sleep. FacSinuk Signature of NEW YOKK. GunrvUced under the i-'oodc Exact Copy of Wrapper. ; "II I I mm m i i TV tvi ' f rm mm liri-LII Desperate Coughs uaneerouscouEns. extremely perilous coughs. Coughs that rasp and tear the throat and lunes. Couchs that shake the S whole body. You need a regu lar medicine, a doctor's medi cine, for such a cough. Ask your doctor about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. We pablUn our formula W banl.h aloohol from our medloln,. We urge yon to oonault your doctor yiers Any good doctor will tell you that a medi cine like Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cannot do its best work if the bowels are con stipated. Ask your doctor if he knows anything better than Ayer's Pills for cor recting this sluggishness of the liver. Mado by the 3. 0. Ayar Co., Xxswell, Mill. Exception. Teacher As I have been telling yota, there are two general classes of work ers. Tommy, does your father maka his living by using his brains or by using his muscles? Tommy Neither one, ma'am. He's a policeman. Chi cago Tribune. So Comiiulalon. "Why do I have to pay such enor mous prices for round steak?" grum bled the customer. "You don't," said the butcher. "Here'a a perfectly good shank you can buy for a good deal leas money." Chicago) Tribune. Hat Cleaned A blocked 50c. rith KeTrinunInra $1 Pan- .ladtt-t Strawlliti re modeled. Ecpoitare Diillifonr loft Mt to M. JIO-W AIOW St. Portland. Oretron. SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It. J. J. B U T Z E R 188 Street front Portland. Oregon COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER v EXTRACTS. CLOSSETaDEYER PORTLAND. ORE. for this lb-ln. PLUME Tb!l plutre Is Jait tbe kind for which you would hart to pay J5. CO at any refill itoic. U ll extra wide, fully 20-lnt. loaf. In all C'lorsiwltb willowy fine oi rrrat lenetb tbrtdoeot loie tbetv curl easily. Send ns $1.00 to-day lor this It an opportunity sot to t mined. We oflrr nlto ancytralar? and handsome 17.50 n1uma at 1? Vl Send your money by mall.expretsor money order. Remember that your money will be refunded 1? the plume Is not entirely satisfactory. Dena ttwisty lor ouiy ir cntaloarne ot beautiful I'lumea and Wlllowa. few York O.trici Fcaito Co. 513-515 B'wu. N. P N U No. 10-10 W1IKK -writing to advertlsorg pleuio I innnlliin this paper. I For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Use Over Thirty Years ASTORIA TMI Of KTAVia SOUr-ANY. NIW VONH OITT. A Bears the Ay Signature ylp (Fror