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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Sept. 23, 1909)
Insomnia Imen USUlg umaiEUi Ir 111- 'f thwhlchl lmvo been afflicted Pft.rt clven mo more relief thnn any f UJXi lvo ever tried. I riinft jj res" t n.. i.. ..... FT I fly feCOtllUienu uisui w iiikiiub ""- TuOS. Ulv( .t Pslatnblo. Potonr. Taste flood. MeverHlckon. Wonken or Orlpo. Never sold In bill. The scon tumped C C C. Uuanuiteod Jo gsrmSSey baok. I'crlinpn. . lh9 lurid glare Vf ft sulphurous torch, cm ilny nnd '0Wll0rc Th scorchers will floorcht ai Oin MtoeKynriU, ..iiflr-I lmvo nlwuy. understood J (inly thins you couldn't uso wub it.mcfr H used to bo bo, but Blnco a, ur ff agitation Btortod, wo lmvo f, ununited demand for tho squeal L the Infant Industries, bo wo pro Une It In theo phonographs, Puck, nriKD E 111 in UN - A"" ni vnrrnt.t, "Wu r,tfi. Hire wen ntlrrsi Clolci. W.td II i . sum, J3oi iioin, cam y.iho ffn iw ,niMii..iorMn full rtUlUt "WTi.'.Bhi-i. I'miml nd .Umpire wwkw CRESCENT Wit A pure pheiphatt HAKItlKpuWlli owiltr thai Hint thi hliih priced luklni fiuwacr win ua ana dun t better. It rniirs th duuiili and inakri Ughf rr, swerttr and btttc rlen foods. Bold by urn ccrs26oprr pound, u you will enn us youi name and adnrrit. w ifltralrou book on health and baking powder. CRESCENT MiGi CO. KCflUJC, Wit. POWDER fmCATARRH or rut BLADDER. URIHARYDISCHARGESetc. UTDRUCCISTS.OR TRIAL BOX BY MAIL 50c IIOMPUHTEH.03 HENRY aT.BnOOKLYIUCr BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.' TOWER'S FISH BRAND WATERPROOF nn.r.n m. (- m Ami w iia t V?L i LLUinilNU wH give you full value fcf everv dollar srwmt and Keep you dry In mewenestweauier. SUITS 3S2 SUCKERS W29 POMMEL SLICKERS 322 ton evtHYWHese wioo rifu JOWWCaHADIAN CauMUtO TooowaCAK C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor Thla wondeful man boa made a llfoatudy of the properties of Hoots. Herbs and Darke, and la ulvlnir the world the benefit of hU aorvlcca. pj No Mercury. Polsona Jim or DruKi Uied. Ho ii Operations or Cutting JtoMhand KWney troublee, unU ell I'rivuU " efM n ami Women. A SURE CANCEK CUKE uitM'i.i .. . . "in, viitina aie, aure MrfcUbie. U falllnulnlUworka. iirifi'"lnoi rayrnptom blank MdrcuUr. Iticlcwo 4 ccnta In atamp. CONSULTATION TRCC The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 'H llrt St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. , HOW WAGNER BEGAN HIS BASEBALL OAEEEB. A "COMMON SENSE" AIESHIP. a v DR- W. A. WISE ,wf i leader In I'ulnlcaa UonUl Work In l'orlland Jit-of-Town People 8 ttlrAM'rn,A,i..0.,Jr. for' ' arrani i IN A DAY if K1- WK H.'uw.h,'2.ulM or Mines are or l?H ANI) wnAYi3 ,T.0B M08T HKNS1TIVR NO HrmlBVlr"UT THE LEAST .nu, ho Noxt Flt8n Days mi,"'nw::,:.,::: f-oS Sb::::::::::::::: 'iS WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS Dr. W. A. Wise L, "eaident and Manager ine Wise Denta! Co. hLThInl ,n1 whlnirton BU. PORTLAND, OREGON 'I No. 38-09 toentiU ,?A to "-dTortUtjM pleas '"' thla paper. ffr Mnclilnr Coiulilnpa the C.itn Itair ami Ati1iiiic Prlnclptca. Thoro nro In tho world, It Is est!- mntnrl Hnm ntlilnir Ilk A 1.000 cliff LT(!llt I " " j types of flying machines, tho great mnjorlty or winch win never ny. About 90 per cent, of the machines aro tho heavlor-than-alr varloty. Of all tho gas-bag types tho German dlrlglblo of Count Zeppelin has proved tho most BUccuBsful, while tho ma chlno of tho Amorlcan Wright broth- era loads tho long list of aeroplanes; at any rato, Its porformancos aro more familiar to tho general public. Working nway quietly upon his plans for tho last six years, nvoidlng rathor than soeklng notoriety, a Phil adelphia Inventor has been perfecting a flying machine with original nnu, what ho nnd his friends firmly bellovo, moat promising features. In a fow weeks ho will have a model ready for trial. Tho machlno combines both tho gas bag and aeroplano principles. To tho 1111 WW VII X 1 V i T r 11 1111 II 1 I'JUI.AIKM'IUA IXVINO MACHINE. lay mind It seems to promise moro nearly nbsoluto safety than any other, whllo simplicity of construction Joins with facility of operation In making It what tho Inventor has caiioa u, a "common-sonso" flying nmcnine. oe- Ine nuroly a Philadelphia product, its Buccess will bring additional laurels to tho city of Father Ponn. u. . Robinson, a civil engineer, Biirvoyor and lnvontor, is mo tamer oi mo "common-sonso" flying maohlne. Philadelphia North Amorlcan. Killed y HallMloiiea, A tarrlflo hailstorm ravagod north- irn Roumanla recently. Tho hallstonos in somo nlacos woro as largo as a man's fist, and many poasanta and hnudrods of cattle wero killed by them. Tho hall In places lay threo feet deop. A torrent of rain, wator two feot deep toro through tho stroots nt n villain). Threo children woro Irownod, nnd tho paving was dislodged .a tlioush by an earthquake- Tho deatbs caused by lightning and hall Dumper about forty. I Legal Information In tho cobo of the Amorlcan fix press Co. vb. Mulllns, 2'J Supremr Court Register, 381, It appeared tha Mulllna had delivered certain liquor to tho express company In tho State of Kentucky for transportation to anc delivery In Kansas In violation of the lawn of tho lattor State. On arrival of tho goods nt destination, they wore seized by a Bherlff under a warrant Issued by a District Court in Kansas and notice given to nhow catiao why they should not bo forfeited and de stroyed. Tho express company notified tho shipper of the proceedings taken, and ho promised to defend, but ap parently did not do bo, and tho Kansas authorities destroyed the liquor. Tho present action, was then Instituted against tho express company to re cover for the loss of the goods, on tho theory that It was Its duty to defend the search and seizure pro ceedings, and that they were withou' warrant of law and void. Tho United States Supreme Court held that the shlppor having received notice of the proceedings and having promised- to defend, tho express company was thereby relieved from this duty. As against the contention that tho Kansas Judgment was wrong and in conflict with a prior decision of tho Supreme Court of the United States, it was held to be conclusive and unimpeachable on tho theory of being based upon a mistake of law. In an Interesting opinion handed down by the Supremo Court of South Dakota in Danforth v. Egan, 119 Northwestern Reporter, 1021, thp right of a disbarred attorney to take office as State's Attorney Is considered. -De fendant Egan received a majority of tho votes cast for State's Attorney in his county, and was given a certificate of election. He had formerly been a licenced attorney in the State, but was disbarred from practicing therein snortiy Dcrore his election. Jt was practically admitted that the Judgment of disbarment would prevent bis ap pearance In tho courts of record in tho State, but it was claimed that this duty might be performed by a deputy. The court held, however, that defend ant could not be allowed to dictate and oversee this Important part of the work of his office while prohibited from performing it in person. It was also alleged that under the Constltu tion tho only qualification Imposed was that the State'a Attorney should be "learned In the law," and conse quently need not be an attorney at all. Tho court says that the use of the word "attorney," definitely indi cates that tho offlco should only be filled by one regularly admitted to practice In the courts, and that the phraso "learned In the law" includes an acquaintance with rules of conduct commonly known as "legal ethics"; that, It having been Judicially deter iiojieieaair Wronu. mined that appellant had disobeyed "Heckling" Is often an entertalnlnc. these rules, it would be conclusively although somotlmes a tiresome lncl- presumed that their violation had dent of English meetings. The exneri- been through ignornnco: and that. enced public speaker Is usually able to therefore, the Judgment of disbarment turn the laugh on the Interrupter, but practically decided that defendant was in tne case reported by a writer In certainly not learned in that branch lit-uits the man In the audience was of the law, victorious to tho laBt A political speaker was attacking tho Government with moro venom than reason. A man at tho back of tho hall at last cried out, "You're wrong, sir! A llttlo nettled, the orator con tinued without heeding. HANS WAGNER. When Rnrncy Dreyfuas, president of tho Pittsburg club, sends out his contracts to his ball players ho malls one to Hans Wagner that Is freofrom Ink except that placed on the paper by tho printer. He doesn't put In the nmount for which Honus Is to play, leaving that to tho "Big Dutchman." Thoro's nothing surprising about that, for Hans Is worth whatever he thinks is right. Out when ho signed his first contract, a few monthB after be won ins nickname of "Dig Dutchman," ho signed up for $35 a month. A former player and manager declares that HanB Wagner had no uiougnt or becoming anything but pitcher until 1895, when ho became a member of tho Steubonvlllo club In tho old Central Association. At that tlmo Al Wagner, Claudo Rltchoy and Frank Uowcrman were on the team. During a slump tho manager sent out a call for a pitcher and Al asked mat his brother Hans bo given a chance. Well, that afternoon ho had his tryout and lasted two InnlngB. Ho had nothing but a straight ball that was so swift It went over tho fence If hit or through tho catcher If It wasn't Of course, he didn't make good, but the manager was so short-handed ho had to keep him nround to play In the field, letting him eat and sleep with his brother. Then Hans took a shine to tho Job of shortstop and began to practice at It. Early In tho morning and after the games he would get tho kids to bat to him. Finding that he could not start quick enough, he dug holes In tho field like sprinters do, but ho was chased for spoiling tho diamond and had to practlco when end whore he could. Finally he been mo fairly proficient. Ho could field all right, but wns HB awkward as a hog on Ico. He picked up In batting and soon attracted tho attention of rival clubs, but had made such an unfavorable impression with tho manager that he wub given to the Patcraon club for nothing. Thoro ho signed a formal contract to play for 535 a month, his first regular salary as a player. Thoro ho mado good with a vengeance, nnd the follow ing spring was sold to Louisville for $2,500) Ho remained with the Colonels until tho shift that took him to PItt&burg was made. And there he'll stay Just as long as Bnrnoy Dreyfuss has money enough to cover the figures that Huns writes In the contract. li'VM Kf I ill I ii IimiI i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ALCOHOL 3 PEK CENT. AVcfjelablcPrcparalionforAS slmilatfog (IicFoodandRegula I in fj Ui S toniatJis ardBcwis of For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Larure Pr omoles Di$e3tionHrfii rtcss and Restrontolns neiitcr Ojnimi.Morphirie rorrtaaL NOT NARCOTIC. JtefrefOldlk4JdIELrnuim Ihrfta Sera" jllxJama jjnt'ttSad ircraSrd' CtellrJ Super' Kttoyiai liars'. Anerfect Ftemedv for Consfifla- tinn .Mnuraiunncii.LiiiUiiiAva Worrasonvulsions.Fo'crisIr ncssandLoss OF Sleep. . FacStrcOc Signature of j NEW YOKK. J Signarure J& a Jrv In j For Over ' Thirty Years .GuarmvLced. under ilu Exact Copy of Wrapper. TMC CSKTAU4 COMPANY, HtW YO CITT. WHERE WORMS EXCEL MAN. I'ormer Can Llvo ami Grovr N'eiv I'nrta When Cut Into IMecca. The power of regeneration, that Is the ability to replace mutilated parts Presently In or organs by natural growth, Is mark- answer to another strong assertlon.J ea m 801,10 01 tilQ lower animals. Man camo again, "You'ro wrong, sir!" nas 11 to a very slight degree; he can The speaker looked angry, but con- Krow a now section of skin, but not a tinned on the wnr-path. new eyo or a new finger. In Borne "You're wrong, sir!" again rang out. species of worms tho power extends Angrily nddresslng tho persistent In- oven to the repeated ability to grovr a terrupter, tho orator cried, "Look hero, Ilow head, a writer In tho New York I could toll this man something about Herald says. tho Government which would make his in somo experiments on these worms hair stand on end!" It was found that If one or morn rip. . -o -louro wrong ogam, sir!" came meuts woro cut from tho forward nart from tho critic, ns ho stood up and re- of the creature a head with Its nelgh- moveu niB nnt. tns head was as bald boring segments grow on at onco as a billiard ball. while If the secmenta from tho rear a new tnll cmw nn it lioK'n Ilroke,. Hcnrt. hoad nd nff A . a . . . .1 ' remurKiiuio siory or a dog's grief time each crew on In ltn nrnnr nin at mu ucum ui uuuuior uoc comes If tho norm urni-n -- " - UIIIUEU iulu oov- from Woodham Mortimer, a village eral pieces each shortly became a now nnnt I'IiaI m a fn fr 1 r A a. - j I . uMwuimum, "in,. t iuji turner worm, ncaiia mm tniia nnnoni..n . Tl.n .,1... . . ' .M'i'V..b .wimaiuiu uiuu, una wnero tnoy were needed. Even a sin was burled In tho garden. Tho burial glo segment Is- thus able to constitute was witnessed by a fino collie, and an entiro crentnr great d fllculty was afterwards export- No matter how manv time th hon,i onced n keening It from the spot, and tall are thus removed successive After ho death of the terrier ho cob iy, they always grow on again. In a lie refused food, and never barked, closely related worm on which aim (,! iw-oiubiibh, una liir flinnr mnnln ivnro soon after died on the grave of Its crntlv m not nZZo ..w..v I rnw llll.nH . .1 . .1 .11 mi. miou iicuu uuu imi wero re- Nut infercatcni. movoa at once tne Head was replaced "Havo you heard tho latest nows?" ve.r?r ,n,l)erfoct,y' In cases, even Inquired Mrs. Blizzard. wuu ine nm BPci3i when regenera- "Yob," answered Miss Cnyonne. 'fit's 1 n Wtt8 usmuiy Perfect, monstrosities very shocking, Isn't it?" occasionally appeared as a result of t'Vin i,nnn me process. Tuus. a forked tall nim. "No. I haven't tho sllghtost Idea Um0B Brew on ,natead of a straight as to the ldontlty of tho pooplb. Scan- "e' anu 80 on' K wou,d b0 Interest dals aro llko hiinmrniio nn.ifa nB to Bee whether any of thoso nocu- about colobrltles tho Bame old stories ,mru,oa nro iranBmissioio uy heredity. with different names Introduced."- Wa n Plain Came. "You want to divorce your husband? You say you cannot agree? What evi dence can you give of Incompatibility of temper?" "Why. I want a divorce and he doesn't." Rlre. Could Not Tell Sooner. "What. Suzanne, going, to leave me?" exclaimed the lady to her French maid, who was "Invaluable." "Going to get married? Thla is most unexpected." "Oul, madams, but eet ees not my fault," responded the maid, apologetl cally. "Eet was only last nlKht zat your Bon proposed to mo!" Phlladel phla Inquirer. Aaklna: Too Much. Carrier Rainy weather. Washington Star, II b b b In Ilia Ilonnet. Oh, Tradesman, in thino hour of o e a a. Clergymen ou Strike. If on this paper you should o o n n Tho Proteatant cloi-c-vmnn nt tfcJ Take our advice and now be v v v v . . . - --- r. . i..u. i . . . ' ' provincial prlBon at Llognltz, in Oer- v V,V .w u. nu aavert ' u many has struck, tho magistracy hav v. e a t"ome u u u u' ing rorused to ralso his salary from T '.' 11 $100 to $160. Other Protestant cler. V ' 1MU,u",f your aa gymon In the town fully approve of A silent buolnesn soon do k k k k. ma uuwuu mm nmu wuu nun, infl i wuccess Aiasuzine. Llognltz ProteBtant churches conse quently aro closed for tho proaont. Looking for bualnoaa Is llko looking for four-loaf clovers, which somobody els always fluds easily enough. Thn irre and the lortolao. A book there was that made a hit, Its author la forgot to-day, The typist -who Just ooplod it Keeps writing on for steady na.v. Washington Bta Letter farmer. Farmer Yes; our boarders are all klckin'. L. C. They can't blame you for the weather. . t-an't, en? Gosh, some of 'em seem to think I ought to furnish moon light nights. Boston Transcript. Hateful. Mrs. Church My husband didn't go to his club for two months after we were married. Mrs. Gotham Mine went the day after we were married. MOh, well, I didn't do my own cook Inc. you know." Yonkers Statesman. Special OfTerlnu; at Nctt York Store. Clerk Hero Is something new In chafing dishes. Customer What Is its special fea ture? Clerk It produces onlv nl?htmarAi that are perfectly gentle. Judge. lie Knew, "My boy, here's the place for you. Hours from 10 to 2; Saturdays from 10 to 12; work genteel and light; ex perience unnecpssary; salary, 100 per week. How dos that suit you?" "G'wnn! I ain't got no $50,000 to in vest in the business." Houston Chronicle. To Cover a Large Hole. "Walter, get me a newspaper so X can hide my yawns; this concert is so stupid." "Yes, miss; I'll bring the largest I can find." Fllrp"rt Blaetter. Mothers will find Sirs. Wlnnlow's Soothing Bvruptheb.stre:iiedr to ukj for their childroa aurlog the teething period. Thin la a Libel. "Why do so many women rest their chins on their hands when they are trying to think?" "To hold their mouths shut bo that they won't disturb thomselves." Cleveland Leader. Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c. Relieves tired eyes, quickly stops eye aches, congested, inflamed and com mon sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bro3., Buffalo, N. Y. , But Not In -i Snlon. "You know the artist we met lasr summer who boasted so of his family connections? Were any of his pic tures hung?" "No, but his grandfather was." Baltimore American. A little bottle of Hamlins Wizard Oil is a medicine chest in itself. It can be applied in a Ierger number of painful ailments than any other rem edy known. On llrra. "Tommy." asked the teacher of th geography class, "what do you under stand by the 'corn belt'?" ' "I never heard of one, ma'am," an swered Tommy Tucker. "Maw always uses a plaster." It Cures While You Walk. " .AII.e,n's Fy?t-Easels a certain cure for hot. by all Druggists. Price Me. ' Don't accept any Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Croutons for boup are most easily made by cutting stale bread about half an inch thick, buttering it thickly on both sides, cutting In half-Inch squares and baking In the oven until brown. THE CRY TOR CREA Is constantly tncreaslnr. The ble creamery companies are constantly on the lookout and to eet all tho profits possible out of those th-y now have. They seem to think aW M l," d 18 t0 n .ml? throush tt crcB!n orator, never atoPPC to consider whether the cream separator is doln its duty as it should. If Its an oM-fashTonelut"" uuiu or cneap machine it can't tret all the but terat It wasn't Intended to. Your dairy pro fits can bi increased from 5 to 25 per cent by the uso of A NEW IOWA CREAM SEPARATOR Tho Separator that has won recojmitlon by the T ""P081,""1"- St. LouU. Portland and Jamestown, and has the endorsement of all the leading dairy experts. Its use actul!y means tho savinir of a ureat amount of cream. It al means that your cream makes better Dutter and never has that separator taste pe culiar to cream skimmed by other machines. This is because the Iowa is so easily cleaned and never becomes choked up with filth and airt. Among its many advantages are these waist-low supply can, enclosed ircarini: ease of operation: adjustable crank; neat api pearanco: intcrchancrabl parts: etc. IT IS POSITIVELY THE CLOSEST SKJMMKII ON THE MARKET. Send f5 caUtlouA Most complete I'nc of Agricultural Implements and Vehicles on the Coast. Prices and Goods RlsbL We have a Dealer in your town. R I Ia PORTLAND j pMJ OflCGON He is a IlliMrJir BOISE I KIT iJ SALEM I' V