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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (June 17, 1909)
Vi . I HSSr Voii Hayo Always Bourrht 1ms borno tlio flltrim Th0 niiiiM. II. Fletcher, nnd 1ms been mmlo nmln? liia rsoiial supervision for over 0 years. Allow no one & deceive you iu this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd h Tiist-nH-crood" nro but Experiments, nnd cndiuitror tbo LcttltU of OlilldronUxperlcnco against Experiment. What is CASTORIA in.tnrla Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paro rlr. Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It SnninlMS neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Narcotic i stance. Its npo is its guarantee. It destroys Worms 5ncl allftVH revcHshncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Tho Children's I'nnacca xno juoincr's JbTlcnd. Tie Kind You Hare Always Bought V-.. Ol i. i? In Use For Over 30 Years. THC 0flTA'- WMM. TT MUSSAV STfltCT, NCWYORK OrTT, APLEINE A flarorinir used the time as lemon or vanilla. llr dlsiolvin. granulated sugar in water and adding Manleine, a delicious syrup is made and n syrup better than maple. Mapleineissoldby grocers, ii not sena nc jor i or. Dome ana recipe book. Crescent Mf. Co., Seattle, Wo. 4 Tr v T. kin ix Clothing t leaning 5 Dyeing gFjgjgfe jfjA STEAM CLEANING & DYE WORKS 22420 iniiu pwent, U1V6UII Ts kin ix Clothing; dwroojilj tudun U Oitrkl Plains Hill k Lull amturti was IM rraKi. Wt 04 fit. Urtnl ei tftu lai mil vdrr koumi. Writs for sutkalirf The ICmbarrnsslnir Truth. I Tbo vindication of Dr. Harvey W. filer Is a Brent triumph," Bald a ruhlngton diplomat, "for puro food. Ir, Wiley tells tlio truth, and tlio truth I painful to certain types of food pro faccra." ITbo diplomat laughed. "Dr, Wiley was talking the other day tout the painfulncss of tlio truth," ho umed, "Ho Raid It rcnilnacd him ' a morning call that ho onco made 1 1 young lady In his youth. In ou ter to tils ring a tiny tot of a girl mti tbo door, nnd Dr. Wiley Bald to ir, as be walked Into tlio hnll: i"lVbero Is your auntlo, Mabel?' "'Upstairs In her nightie,' chirped i tot, 'a-lookln' over tlio balustrade.' Well, from SHOO Uoirn, (Witty I do really need a spring bnet ! Hubby How much? WIfey Well, I could got one for KQ (10 Up. Hubby I'd rather know from how oca "down." C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondef ul man has mado a lifoatudy of the properties of Iloou. Herbs and Barks, and is giving the world tho benefit of hia services. 1 No Mercury, Poison I or Drue Used. No SQ3a uperauons or Cutting lK;,n?.K,dn7,t.r)ul'Ie M Urrivato A SURE CANCER CURE i u.miiiiK mm worxs, fa3fiVmoJ ca.n' v,ri, 'or symptom blank ' -nciMo 4 ccnu in stamp. CONSULTATION TREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. first St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. Mo Olijectlon to Telling;. "Do tell me, Pulsatilla," begged tho girl under the inverted waste basket, "tho secret of that wonderful blond hair of yours. It defies detection." "I will," said the girl under the In verted coal scuttle, "if you won't tell anybody else. I selected for my grand' mother and mother two women who h&f hair just like mine." Sounds Plausible. "What Is your principal object, any how." asked the visiting foreigner, "in building that Panama canal?" "Weil," answered the native, "we have an idea It will limit the size of future battleships." Chicago Tribune. A cold on tho lungs doesn't usually amount to much, but it Invariably pre codes nneumonla and consumption Hnmlina Wizard Oil applied to tho cheat at onco will break up a cold in a night Glorious Victory. "You had a political debate In your district school building last Saturday night, Uncle SIme, I understand. How did it go off?" "We win. Whenever the other fellers tried to talk we turned loose two dozen cowbells, n lot o' fishhorns, a bugle, a bass drum, an' a horse fiddle, an' they guv it up an' quit. By George, they didn't git to say a blamed word 1" OR. T. P. WISE DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty Mon-hnnta Trust Hulldlnir 120V4 Washington, cor. Sixth PORTLAND. OR DAISY FLY KILLER placed any where, allrarts aad bills all ales Aral, cieaji. orn meutal. eonren lenCrbcap. Lasts all .faun. Simla or metal, cannot pill or up oyer, will not soil or Injure anything. (lu.rantMid tiffM. lire, or all dealers or sent prepaid lor III oents. HAROLD SOMERS. ISO DsKalb v.. Brnnkln.N. Y, I 1 11 I CRESCENT Egg-Phosphate WIU IK) AU THAI ANT IIK.H TRICED KINDER Hill DO ,T BITTER baking powder A FULL POUND 25a Get it from your Grocor i0isrnnteo,l " I'i'ure Pood Jaquea Mfg. Ca Chicago. KG BAKING POWDER Stands for Quality Economy Purity Inpf ovldlng the family's mcals,don't Be satisfied with anything put the Dest. K C Is guaranteed pertec- tipn at a moderate price. It makes everything better. Trv and see. .Perfect sasssaaaaaaaT W or Monej back. Tlio Clu-npcst Camp. There lives hardly n hoy who docs not hanker to build n camp not neces sarily In the woods, thotiKh that is fine, but somewhere out of doors, where ho can "keep house" when occasion per iiiits. in the case of ninny, however. thcro Is difficulty both in the mutter of knowledge as to how to build camp, nnd uiso dlillculty In nrrniif: lnir for the expense that would be In curred In the building of most of the boys' camps that nre described. It mny sound like a fairy tale when I state Hint tlio enmp I nut going to describe Is covered with paper. But wait n moment. It Is the red, resin sized, heavy paper that comes In rolls as shown in Fig. 1. CnrpcnterB use thin pnper In their building operations. and the writer has used it to cover Just such a little building as Is here with described, so he knows that it Is Iiorfectly feasible to make a camp' In Fig. I. Flg. II.' Pig. III. sJjytjlii nrt jl l" t.v5. iv. "--5Vl this way. The ouner Is waterproof. and so stout and strong that It can do laid over by a light framework and se cured In nincc lv careful lmndllncr When In place, It seems to grow tough er and Btronger by exposuro to tho weather. Begin the making of tho camp by driving stakes Into the ground In the way suggested In Fig. II., allowing tho two Inner stakes at each end to extend high enough to reach and be nailed to the "rafters," when these aro put In place, as shown In Fig. III. Thoso stakes may be common round poles with the bark left on, provided they aro reasonably straight and smooth, or two-by-three-lnch stuff may bo used, as shown In Fig. III. This cut ilso shows how tho roof Is put on. The side stakes are sawed off at an equal height, and a narrow strip of Inch board Is nailed along the tops. Strips of board also make good "rafters," and these should bo put on so ns to bring a rafter under each edge of the paper, and ono under the middle of each strip of pnper, allowing the paper to lap at tho edges two or three Inches for safe ty. Each strip of paper can extend from tho ground on ono side up over the roof and down to tho ground on tho other side, thus giving no chnnco for tho water to get In. But put ou tho end coverings before tho roof, bo that tho upper edges of tho end strips may lap over onto tho roof, and bo covered by tho roof paper when this Is put In placo. This will make a tight joint Over all edges of paper nail common laths, as shown In Fig. IV., which rep resents tho camp llnlshed. Instead of wludows, make n doorway In each end In the way suggested In tho cuts showing framing. Fit a light frame of narrow strips of bonrd to each door way and covor them with nanor. 'Strap" hinges can be put on tho out- Bldo as shown, and wire hooks. Laths can bo put around tho edges of the doorway nnd around the edges of tho doors. Seloct a dry, well-drained spot for tho camp,' and build according to instructions. Make tho house of auv slzo desired, but don't try too largo a house at first. Mako It of tho rlcht length and width to bo covered by tho paper, without cutting tho latter. Canvas mny also bo used in placo of tho paper, but this Is moro expensive. The Gume of "Celebrities." SInco biography Is "history tonr-hinc by oxample," aud slnco lntellleonr nnn. plo nro supposed to know something about tho uiAi and women who Hinmi ns representatives of tho world's prog- reBs, ii is atways worth whllo to learn about them. An easy and nmuslntr wnv in tn ninv "Oolebritlcs," a gamo which is entire ly homo-made, and requires no oqulp mont but a dictionary of hioirrnnhv. such as Is found in any of tho largor aicuouanes, and a church year book, town report, tolephoiio list, city direc tory, or almost any volumo that con tains a collection of names. Tho lcador gives a aurnnmo. mv "Simpson," and calls on a player to add a 'Christian namo that will enmnw tha tuuno of a man or woman yrh thu lilotrrnnhlcnl dictionary Of Wi JTFS-- av somo current record of celebrities. I'm? mo response is, "Matthew," nnd tho j 01(1 FaVOflteS player scores a ijuwm wmuiun . son having been ono of tho most noted j & ,..t . nf Ihn !fotllfldlHt EDl8CODal I 9)9999 WVWW"WT'r-r .Methodist Episcopal church. Then tho leader asks the next player to take tho Christian mime, "Matthew," which has Just been given, and couple with It a different surname to make tho namo of another celebrity. "Matthew Arnold" Is suggested, nnd this player also scores a point. To tho third player n now surname is given. In brief, tho old-numbered players have surnames to which to add Christian names, and each even-numbered player takes tho Christian namo given by his predecessor, and fits it with n new surname. For each success a point Is scored. But some persons "have a bad mem ory for names," ns the saying la, and In this kind of n game fall far behind. In fairness to them, the lender, after each namd has been completed, calls the roll for Interesting facts about the celebrity, and tho player who supplies a fact scores a point. The principal of n public school de vised the game of "Celebrities" after hearing one of his teachers speak of "Juuics G. Whlttler," and another dilate upon the oratory of "Darius Webster." Ho has taught tho gamo to scholars who nre not well-informed, as well ns to the teachers who were some times careless, and has found that it Interested nil and did them good. "Knowledge that Is not accurate is not very useful," the principal says. But his game does more than promote accuracy; It Introduces plnyers to meu nnd women who, heretofore, had been "less than a name," leads to the study of their lives, and thus provides the students with neyJ. examples, Ideals and Inspirations. Youth's Companion. Shadowgraphs. At an evening party shadowgraphs are great fun. They nre something like the effect produced by those curious mirrors of which you have all beard, which, at nny one's merely moving backward or forward in front of them will make him or her short and stout or tall and thin, according to where the person is sanding. All you need to make shadow pic tures Is a sheet or nny large piece of rather thin white 'cloth, and a strong light Suspend the cloth from the cell ing and place behind it the light Now try rjecedlng from the screen nnd you will seem to be turning Into a giant If you move up nearer so that you aro the same distance from the screen that the light Is your "outline will be come distinct, nnd If you move up still nearer you will seem to have entirely disappeared. All sorts of funny po tlons can be shown which nil will en- Joy, and a whole play may be acted In pantomime by tho moving shadows. Quite Too Too. "Where shall I meet you to-morrow? asked Tom of Jack. "Why," answered Jack, "I am going nt 222222221ey street Why don't you come, too?" Where did they meet? When Jack told Tom he was going to-morrow at 222222221ey street Tom understood him to mean that nt two minutes to 2 o'clock he was going to No. 222 Tooley Btreet Accordingly he had no dlulculy In finding him at that address at the time specified. till The Miller of he Dee. Thoro dwelt a miller, hale and bold, Beside the Itlvcr Dee; He wrought and sang from morn night, No lark more blithe than he;. And this the burden of bis song Forever used to be, "I envy no man, no, not I, And no one envies mo I' "Thnii'rt wrong, my friend," said old King Hal, "As wrong as wrong can be; -For could my heart be light as thine, I'd gladly change with thee. And tell me now what makes thee sing With voice so loud and free, While I am sad, though I'm the King, Beside tho Itlver Dee'" The miller smiled and doffed his cap; "I cam my brefcd," quote he; "I love my wife, I love my friend, I love my children three. I owe no one I can not pay, I thank the River Uee, That turns the mill that grinds the corn To fcea my babes and me 1 "Good friend," said Hal, and sighed the while, "Farewell! and happy be! But say no more, if thou'dst be true. That no one envies the?. Thy mealy cap Is worlh my crown ; Thy mill my kingdom's fee! Such men as thou are England's boast, Oh, miller of the Dee!" ' Charles Mackay. The Spanish Cavalier., A Spanish cavalier stood in his retreat, And on his guitar played a tune dear The music so sweet they'd ofttimcs re peat. The blessings of my country and you, dear. Chorus Say, darling, say, when I'm far away, Sometimes you may think of me, dear Bright, sunny days will soon fade away. Remember what I say to be true, dear. I'm off to the war, to the war I mnst go, To tight for my country and you, dear But if I should fall, in vain I would call The blessings of my country and you dear. Chorus And when the war Is o'er, to you I'll re turn; Back to my country and you, dear. But should I be slain, you may seek In vain Upon the battle-field you will find' me, dear. , White Women at Kabul. A singular romnnce Is related in con ncctlou with tho announcement in the Irish newspapers of the death "at Kabul, Afghanistan, of Emily, widow of Henry Simpson Lincoln." Some twelve years ago a young In dian Mohammedan studying at tho Royal College of Surgeons nt Dublin resided with Mrs. Lincoln, who was about 70 years of age, the London Dally Mall says. When the young Indian finished his studies Bho determined to accompany him back to India and left the Unitarian church for Moham mednnlsm. In the course of time the Indian obtained a position in Kabul as secretary to tho amir of Afghanistan, and there Mrs. Lincoln followed him, braving tne formidable Journey from Lahoro to Kabul by hor6o and palan quin, nitliough about 80 years of age. Arriving at Kabul, sho was bbllced to live in tho retirement observed bv- Mohamedan women nnd 6aw the young inuinn no more, tnougn sho was al lowed to talk with him unseen. Her last letters to her Dublin friends told of loneliness beyond e. presslon and of her belief of. approach ing aeaiu. Almost immediately after ward came a telegram stating that sho iinu passeu away. Enterprising Editor. A Btroko of Journalistic that exceeds oven Yankee invontirn. ness is reported by a travoler recently returned from France, no visited a small French villnge, nnd reports that when almost ovcrybody was at work lu tho fields tho locnl newsnaner nn. nounced thut in tho busy season all tho Important nows would bo condensed in a Blnglo short paragraph, nnd that tho rest of tho sheet would bo smonred with a fly-kllllng compound, Instead of printer's ink. In a brief articlo the editor inin ed his plan. "In thls.wny," ho Bald. w nhnii .. able to glvo our readers nppreciablo nMT,n,!!0Ba9,, whIch nro: Flrst. tho pos slbillty of learning all tho news of tho day in a few minutes; second, the moans of reducing tho nlainir, r.r . some insects which poison tho country eldo and dlasomlnato many diseases." A boo hain't much to anv. imr h. uaHy curries hla point Press Ascent to a Itlver. The editorial staff of one of the pop ular magazines of New York were gathered In the publisher's offlce one day in December, discussing plans for the new year. "One thing we must have," Bald the publisher, emphatically. "We must have a lot of stuff about water pow er, navigation everything about wa ter." "Well," said the editor, cautiously. "of courso a timely article on the sub ject not too technical " "Timely article nothing" interrupted tho publisher. "If I had my way we'd have a long article every number. We must have at least six in the year. It's tho greatest subject going." "Bill," Bald one of the staff, "who or what set you crazy on water?" The publisher looked at him and laughed. "I'll tell you what It was," he said. "It was a long, lank Arkansas traveler named John Fox. He came in hero one day, bo quietly I hnrdly heard him cuter. Said he wanted to talk about water, and especially about rivers. I told him to run away, as I was busy, He sat down by my desk and began to talk. Well he's one of those South erners you read about courteous, soft voiced, the kind you can't shut up and send away. In a few minutes I was listening in spite of myself. He Bat there three hours, telling me things 1 had never dreamed of before about tho rivers and harbors of America. Then ho picked up his hat, and said he must be going. "'For goodness sake don't go yet, I begged. 'I'm just getting interested, Ten me tne rest' But he wouldn't say another word. Out he went 1 tell yon he's n smooth onel He knows just wnen no has said enough. Ever slnco then I have been plumb crazy over wnterways." Success Magazine. Old Missouri State Road. Ono of tho oldest landmnrks in this part of Missouri Is tho old Bloomlng- ion ronu, niso Known ns tho old State road. This rood begnu In tho eastern part of North Missouri, running west through Bloomlngton. it didn't run on section lines ns the roads now run, but ran as tho crow tiles. The highway was tho main thoroughfare through North Missouri long before and after tho Hannibal & St Joseph railroad was built nnd has a history not well kn6wn to tho younger generation. Over this old time highway tho early gold seekers traveled in ox wagons with their Httlo earthly belongings, golryr to California and Oregon. Brooklyn Ga zette. Sontethluer New. Mrs. Nurlch was In tho Wiirv store, "nero are some now souvenir spoons wo havo just got in," Bold the clerk, placing a tray for her inspection tju, am i tnoso lovo y " shn v. claimed. "I must havo somo of tim i Our cook makes such lovoly souvenir l" Argonaut Agree with people more, it ls'n tnnt way to get rid of an nrmimont sides, tho people you agree with t, always like you better, j HBsbbf ABRe'aaB'E9Fs9BaaaaaBS"aBi BBBBaSaSBBflBBaBaBBBBaBaBBBBBal DR. VJ. A, WISE tZ Years a Leader In Falnlcs Dental Work In Portland. Out-of-Town People UrIDOE AND ATE WORK IN ,A DAY U necessary. I'OttTIVEL.Y 1'AINLE.SS EX TRACTING FREE when plates or bridge aro or dered I WE REMOVE TftE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND l ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. NO STUDENTS, no uncertainty. For tho Next Fifteen Days We will give you a good 22k gold qr poree- lain crown for 22k bridge teeth Molar crown...... J- Goldorcnsmel fillings..... .....v Sliver filling.. ,- Good rubbtr plates...... &.00 The best red rubber plate Painless extractions ALL WORK GUARANTEED 15 YEARS Dr. W. A. Wise President and Manager The Wise Dental Co. (INC.) Third and Washington St. PORTI.AND, OREGON Cheap III din sr. Uncle Zcke (back from tho city) You talk about cheap rldln'i t rod twenty miles on a street k'yar, an' all It cost me was a nickel. Uncle Jed Gosh! That ain't noth In'. When I was tbar last year I rods to the top of the tallest bulldin ia town an it didn't cost mo a blamed cent ! Chicago Trlbnna Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow Soothing Byrup the boat remedy to uae for their cbildrea during tho teething period. A Grave) Doubt. Caller So your cook has passed away to a better place. Hostess Yes but I don't knovr if she'll stay; poor Bridget was very hard to suit Boston Traveler. You Can Get Allen's Toot-Case FREE. Write AHenS. Olmsted, Le Itoy.N. Y.,fora iree sample of Allen' Foot-Ease. It cure sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It make new or tight shoes easy. A certain core for corns, ingrowing nails and bunion. All drug gists seU lu 25c Don't accept any substltut. Bless HerX When, lovely woman buys a bonnet Constructed of some shredded hay She piles a lot of fruit upon it And walks along the Gay Whlta Way, New York Evening Mail. C1TC St. Vitas Dance ana ' orrtma inaease persu niJnmtlr cured by Dr. J -loo's Great Ileno Ra storer. Bend for rXEE $2.00 tital bottle and treatise. Dt.lLH. Kline. Ld., 931 Arch SL. Philadelphia. Pa. Apprehensive. Fellow Statesman Senator, that speech of yours in favor of the income tax was one of the strongest arguments I ever heard. ' Eloquent Senator (with some uneasi ness) You don't think it changed any, votta, do you? Chicago Tribune. DO YOU WANT A TYPEWRITER? Th Wholesale Typewriter Co., 37 Montgomery St, San Francisco, will sell you one at 40 to 75 pel cent discount from factory list, all makes on mar ket, all fully guaranteed. The Nova Scotia government has ap pointed a commission to examine into and report on the feasibility of old-age pen sions for workmen. CooUlnisr Up m. Keason. 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