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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (April 29, 1909)
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''' i " i 1 ' LaaaaiMaaiaaaaaaaaaaa BBBB Ma !: Ii ll.ntwialf loll. B."' . .ni.i tho convicted bee .IVrou cliango my sentence of -j.Anmciii. iw 70Ud ou got tbo money to .... . I.. T PClft llOCf 5 every day till I had enough." fu.4 for ?"f'TT t" mi in.il.Jl..l.l. J' 1 JL v. f.H liiiulvnleiit. li would be correct to any, then, thnt . . ti, waier wacon, wouldn't f-liked the reponcr. Va" iild the dlstldsulnher actor; "". .. ..... It 1 havn mnrftlv ii u.Hnir ronre anu wucn iu mwio rial pi ii r i if. nrv "-i am ttiflt I am on uie miiK wauuu. v- 4 nrnifr Honk Hear jro aro goiri' to (a mjIIcl'c. Kbcn7 firnicr Bornklcker Don't bco any kmh why I ehouldn't lio'a too dum ij to work, has too much hair, and .lt mrtxti nntt ll A (IT III fit 'trtfitif JCli JUU Vi i.Mft MSA4 UlVOk gllc.-ffho Circle. ;pr aiiu pnviiwu vf www . Aif Chttiiicp nn JniiruTentnt Pfertcfrapher Is that the mo.st plca- t .A.. - - - BHIII.l4 tltffCBnlDii uu van nwnuuiv. CIi..kYm lr. Pkototwpbcr Then, for hcavcn'i sake, rrllmliinrr. 'Jin. cuoo:ic, your uusDana 18 a tin Kirlr titled man. It' a wonder to me 'Illlnk be contemplate tnklnpr to that dir. in met. ne lias occn iccturiiie tJnialfory eort of way, Just for prac- ir toe last ten rears." "Wlr. where. Mr. Mr-foozle?" kitlotn. I'm the nudlence." Restorative Recipe for Men TO Will Xirma A WflniMa ltf rf Infnrmallui - " w V IIBkUIUIII HIM H MVI I " no. wcaue ins ireatmimc enn m wrwlwdecUe to try It. irot thr ounce .-iuu.rnpriii4coinpouna anaonq Com Don nH fluLI hklmu... Miv .n.t ... tirahciur' Ik.n I i "ii on ounc tlncturo cdomen " U M Ukn ti..r,nr,r.il aft.. .n.U Man when retlrinir. Inillln lfl.fr.. Iadirnant Wife-What', th- 11KA Af mi f n -rr"t "Villi ( tv Vfl. m a-VOUe Mr Atlil AM A fit -i A4I...1 . . -..v. uiK hi, MID VlUCi rrojoklDK Ilunhnnd Not alwow. 'Ma .n you gy anything worth mind 'top on the way tbroueb. r 1 1 fou want to earn nnnnh tn hnv umnpp on-)" IN. ruu.ll - juu nnu como around liera i uuui ui-ii." i urn. ikwx mero was a ton of coal to rnea in then: why didn't vrm : en de conl."iiouston Post o JtLnjoy vM.(ut:ilCU ni flirt IVi I.TnFAMMnrl orld and tho Commendation of eminent physicians St was esscn- thL ll component parts of Syrup and Elixir of Senna should bo - - "A approvod by them: thoro. - voiHomta rig Syrup Co. pub- tin . ... -vuwmcnt wmi every package. ' vv" V? ana un form tv of nro. A y einicai character, aro assured TW original method of man. .wvnwVho Comnanv onlv. BSJ of Ca1lforn i.f . ",u U0I-U J" "10 v.. U, Dyrun f J., , ., , A , 1110 Pwaaant tasto, but "0Tfn to act - 'A nvniN f ' t . k,iu i u' BUU ur a" aCUnir i1piir.l.i At tho NlRht School. TeacherWho's WonlHwnrih Bliassy Haired Pupil (Intcrruptln.;) a uouar Apiccor Any living ez-PrcsI- ucni's. Almoal Iiicatincitnieil. A colonc) In aetieral fxje'8 division In tho into Civil War sometimes lndulcwi In moro applo-Jack than was good for blm. Passljift him ono evening, leaning against n Tree, tho general said : "Good evening, Colonel. . Come over to my lent for a moment, pleaso." "'S-s-cuko me, g-g-cn'ral, s-s-cuse mo," replied tho Colonel. "It'a 'bout all I can do stay where I am aitrcitam, ClrnittNir he fit rnre. "W hope," said the spokesman of th committee, "to enlist; your support In favor of a clean stage." "You havo It," responded the theat rlcal manager, heartily, "Why, almost every one of my plays opens with' a girl dusting everything In sight" Philadelphia Ledger. LeiRott from the I'l. Robin Hood had just handed back half the contents of the slender purse he bad taken from the plainly dresxed traveler. "If you were a rich man,1 he said, "I'd soak you for'tbe whole of it, but I'm no hoc; I exact only what I think the traffic will bear." For Robin Hood, with all his faults, lived faithfully up to bis Idea of what a graduated Income tax ought to be. Get-liitf It IUsht. They asked him If his name was Tahft, And merrily the big man laughed. "Why, no," ho said: "my name is Taft, Which, as you will find by consulting the various dictionaries and paying particular attention to the marks indicating the correct pronuncia tion of tho words therein, Almost, If not quite, rhymes with 'raft.' " Chicaco Tribune. Uncle Jerry, "As a general thine." observed Uncle Jerry Peebles, "I believe In lcttln wom en have whatever they want; out when I see one of 'em coin' around with n spring hat on her bead that looke like an old-fashioned beehive tbata been tarred and feathered and then struck by lightning, I , begin to wonder, by George, If It would be safe to trust her with the ballot rCMengo Tribune. ' Tho Hiiullarl.tr. Mrs. Gunner Henry, you would per slst in colling that Inst cook a vision There was nothing pretty about her. Mr. Gunner Not nt all. Mrs. Gunner Then why did you call her a vision? Mr. Gunner Dccnuso visions fade away. She remained only two days. Sa-iilclnu Circumstance. The grocer bad warranted the maple elrun to be the real stu "It doesn't taste like any maple sirup I ever bought," said the customer, who had Just sampled It, "and I strongly bus pct " "Sir P said the Indignant grocer. "I strongly suspect, In spite of your guaranty, that It's genuine." Tclcirrui't" rolca. Harkcr l'lno automobile, Cogpvbod. What do you call it? Coggwoqd Peary. Iiurker After tho arctic explorei, eh? And why? Coggwood Because It Is always mak lng a dash tqr tho pole. Itovcuire. "I'm golng'to get oven with all the phonograph llcnds in our flat" "How no?' "Glvo my ltltls snare drums for Christmas." Dotrolt Free Press. FuftUuieint of n Proulieojr. Hannlbal, tho Illustrious ge'ueral, driv en to despair by his enemies, had taken poison and bad laid himself down to die. "Anyhow, ho said, "my name will llvo in history." Ills foresight was unerring. Two thousand years later a town In Missouri was named In .his honor. 'Chi cago Tribune. Her Constitutional IUaht. Gladys So you've sent Herbert about his business, have you? Maybolle Yes; but I have since used the er recall on him. Chicago Trib une, 9 , ' . I Ml Tho Winter of Ills UUcon.ent. "What's tho matter? Aren't your pictures a aucccss?" "No." "Uut the papwa say they are full bf warmth." , , "Ximt'H It: tboy are all Arctic eonesT." -Houston Post Cenclielr Stated, lira TTArmiann Georee. what IT tks Mven deadly, sins? Mr. Ferguson Being a candidate for any office. APLEINF A flavoring uied the same lemon or Tsnllla. Br diiiolvlni- fc-wnulate-l tugtr in wstw and addlns MupUlne, a dellclooi rrupUrosdeand ijrup better than maple, Haplelne Uaold bj grocerf. K not tend 35e fpr 2 o. bottle n& recipe book. Cra.c-t Mfg. Co,, SaaM-a, Wa. A MaH.fM) "My mamma' yardstick has three fatt," Said Willie, cute ftud cunning, "I've only two, but I caa beat My mamma's yardstick running." Judge. Initiative. ''That statesman Is a man of won derful Initiative." "Yes," answered Senator Sorghum; "Micro is no doubt about his initiative. Ho starts things that nobody on earth ould finish." Washington Star, Making Vp tor Loaf Time, Stranger (happening along) What's all that loud wrangling about In there? Sc.iton Tho Indies, sir, are holding an sdjourned meeting in the silence room. Chicago Tribune. -Jlfferciit Strain. The Irresistible high handshake chanced to meet tho Immovable low handshake. Whereupon they gave each other the cold shake and passed on. Not Now. Mrs. Chugwatcr .loslab, what is tie "unwritten law?" Mr, Chugwater There Isn't any. It'a been written up in all tho papers. I've told you that before. AVhjr Tliejr Don't. Would some oracle might utter, Giving me the reason why Maidens In a constant flutter Never fly ! ' -Indianapolis News. I'niuc. Uncle Hiram So you play base ball, do you, Dickey? Has your ball club got a name? Five-Year-Old Has it got a name I Gee I You've heard of the Bag Alley Yannlgans. haven't you, uncle? Well, I'm their reg'lar shortstop. We're goin' to whale the everlastin' stuffin out o' the Bumtown BHIygoats next Saturday I Chicago Tribune. The Uaallflcallana. "I want somebody to report a wo man's congress)" said tho managing editor. "Some one well versed in parliamen tary language, I presume?" "Nope. Soino one who understands such terms as passementerie, aigrette and the like." Kansas City Journal. PERUNA ver Catarrh of the Throat ef Twa Years' Standing. . I was afflicted for two years with catarrh of the throat. At first It was very slight but every cold I took made it worse'. "I followed your directions and tn a very short time I began to improve. I took one bottle and am now taking my second. I can safely say that' my throat and head are cleared from ca tarrh at the present time, but I still continue to take my usual dose for a spring tonic, and I find there is noth ing bettor." Mrs. W. Pray, 260 Twelfth St., Brooklyn, N. Y. Thoae Loving; Frlenda. Nan (exhibiting ber latest photograph) Don't you think a three-quarters view better than a profile? Fan No, dear; it shows -too much of Hie face. Moro About Him. Of gardening the city man Oft little understands,' Yet never fails to raise a crop Of blisters on his bands. -Kansas City Times. And when his AT. C. franks te hi at A lot of garden, seeds, Ho plants them and Is sure te raise A splendid crop of weeds. Chicago Tribune. No Limit to Ilia Ability. "Now here," said tho salesman, "is a cigar I can recommend." "I know you can, young man," said the customer. "I tried one of them the, other day on your recommendation. What I want Is a brand you can recommend without lying." Arroarnnce of Wealtfe. What's them apples worth?" asked the farmer, stopping in front of a fruit stand. "In that pile?" said the proprietor af the stand. "Five cents apiece," "So? Well, I guess I'll tat about a dime's worth." Thereupon he took two big red apples out of a capacious pocket In his ovo coat and strolled on, placidly munching one of them. Chicago Tribune. RIGID LAWS TO GOVERN AERONAUTS. A. Leo Stevens, Instructor of U. S, Army Balloon Corps, Advocates Government License arid Examinations. Every day I aw firmly convinced that thoro should be government regulation on ballooning, I havo held thia theory for some timo, but tho experience of a certain California aeronaut & few davs ago in Jho Sierra Madro mountains has brought tho need homo to mo moro strongly than ovor, The government regulations should consist of licenses for balloon pilots, and laws within which tho pilots should hav to confine themselves. Whilo I do not wish to reflect on this aeronaut, I do wish to point out that hn is only a case in point, Somo peo plo can novor become successful balloon men any mora than all men can become successes as artists or deep sea divers. It's a part of a man's makeup. There are some men who can make 20 ascen sions and still be no better equipped as pilots than If thoy were going up for tho second timo. A person who is not skilled in aoronautics, knowing that a great many recKicss people to have tho experience of s'eoinsr the earth slin out from under them. Here is whore the trouble comes. I will pot say that' it is not right for a man to tro uu la a bUooa Ky himself. I think that la P CAStORfj iM'itfi (uiguiediociacQsanajicr m&m i - 111 ! ill AhCOUOU 3 PEIt CENT, j slmifolfntj ibcFootfantlltedula- rveisu Promofcs Digpsl(onkfiJ-; nessandRestjContainsneilter Opiiini-MOrphtitc norrlincral. OT NARCOTIC, i J&cfreefOM&Sfl4Ui'UU!3& Jtridttfdtt- luummocuoi VkmSttd I CtaifltdSimr' ySsttrpieiturai i AperfectRerndyfCTfJaKfja tlon , Sour Stoinadi.BlarrWa Worms jU0TWU15KH15.Itm ness andLoss or Sleep racSimfe Si$narrctof NEW YORJC GuaraitteeAuiAelji Kxact Copy of Wrapper. The Kind You Havo Always Bought, and which has been alio liana Jtou 1,n.Vntn tho slenatnro of iu uso ior over v .tJT" rnndcr his per-, iaS" into -- - - SSfcZZZ: onal sajicrvlsion elnco its infancy. r7W7ZJ;jAt nnAnn An Ap.ff.lvo Touin this. . . .i Tnot.ns.'rnnil " are nnc All Counterfeits, imitations uuu. rj' iaiti. of Experiments that trifloIth and endanger oftJ Infants and Chiltlrcn-Expcricnco ngahist Experiment. What Is CASTORIA Castorla is a harmless substitute JTt rrorlc, Drops and Soothing: Syrups. Jt is fIcaaV " ?ontohS Either Opium, Morphine nor . ' Buhstance. Its ago is its guarantee - It J'JIflK and allays Fevcrlslmcss. It cures Diarrhoea, ana wna . CoSc? It reheves Teething Troubles, eures ODartJon and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho S?omn and BoweL,, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA At.VAY Bears the Signature of The Kind You Haie Always BongM In Use For Over 30 Years -rxr centauh courAMt, rr ma. Truer, ewvemlV. this man has made say nine ascensions says. "Oh. I'll willinely go." If we had Kovernment regulation, where men skilled in aircraft should make tho examinations as to whether or not the applicant was fitted to be a pilot, thiB obvious danger would be dispensed with. The popular idea is that all one has to do to make an ascension in to jump into the balloon car, cut loose and when one is ready to ascend throw overboard the sand ballast. As a matter of fact that much is not even the alphabet of air riding. When I heard that this experimenter was to make the trip with that number of passengers and with so small an amount of ballast in my old "Ameri ca," I predicted failure. He should be thankful that the escape was so suc cessful. There ard some requirements and some theories controlling the. as cent and descent of balloons just as fixed as those that govern temperature or that of gravitation. A certain sized air ship, with so many cubic feet of gas naturally can carry only so many passengers exclusive of its ballast. There is a nicety in determining just how many It can carry successfully. To be specific, a balloon with 80,000 cubic feet of gas should start out with 85 bags of ballast and five passengers, Equipped in that manner the pilot need fear no storm, and have no worry. He is just as safe as if be were sitting at bis own fireside. When a storm comes. by throwing overboard some ballast he can go above it "When tho Btorm is over, by letting out a tittle gas through the escape valves he can descend safely to tbe eartb. When a balloon of this size, that is 80,000 cubic feet, has thrown over all its ballast for one rea son or another, except five bags, it snouid drop to eartb at once. To do otherwise is to run a danzerous risk. A law making this necesary would be a great boon to the art and practice of oaiioontng. A bag carrying between 35,000 and 40,000 cubic feet of gas and two persons besides the pilot enouia arop to eartn when the pilot has expenaea an trio ballast save threo bags. If be doer not do so he is risk ing lives that he shguld not be allowed to jeopardize. I am in favor of government remiia tion. At the present time licenses can be granted to pilots in this country by tho Aero club of America. There are now 24 men holding these licenses. An applicant must make 10 successful as censions before he is crranted the U censo. These directions have to bo made before he is granted the license, under the direction of other licensed pilots, or after the applicant has made four or five so that ho can manage a bauoon, he must keen data of his trina. This information has to be exact, and uo iiieu wav. ror instance, wnen thr applicant drops back to earth, Bay on a man's farm, he has to give the man's name and whoro ho lives, and who nauiea mm nncK to town. This is so that at any future timo the authority may satisfy themselves that the trfn was really made and that it was a suc cessful one in every way. Prance has a verv crediUhlo mothn of licensing its balloon men. Tho li censes, aro not governmental, though. Each pilot, who is uoine to make an ascent, carries in his pocket a little book with his number and his photo graph in it If any ono questions his luenuiy or nis ability as a navigator he aimply shows tho book wltk 1.1 photo behind the isonglasa. l am i in ravor of government licens ing and government regulation, rattwr than that of state iurlsdletlftn. T tut. way the law would be uniform, and 11 the ? LwI,e?' o B0thing near equal ability. An applicant would not have to goto Washington to make an ascent by any moans, He may make the trip at any place under the guld- -'" mu nwiacuut-u pilot. uaikjoninar is becomino- KQVewiliur. It Is now Bore than a lUlbilitUwa. attracting more' a matter of ethics. A person may walk on a railroad where there is a third rail. He does it knowing that he is taking his life in bis bands, but when bo persuades other people to go along with him, he riska their lives without enough experience to get them out of danger should anything bappen. When five people go up, in a balloon in addition to tbe pilot the unskilled pilot is risking five lives in addition to his own. Throwing overboard ballast is a sci ence. Ballast is to a balloon what steam is to an engine. And just as steam once gone can never be recover ed, just so ballast thrown overboard is lost One man can get along, make a whole trip without losing more than five bags of ballast while another spends twenty. The latter Bpends all his time in traveling up and down, making saw teeth, while the other sails along in a comparatively straight line. The pilot who is out with the beginner makes careful notes and gives a full report to the members of the Aero club. He takes into consideration just bow much fluctuating the learner does. He assists the new man, but watches him carefully to find out how much grip be has on tbe science. The dilettante in search of new sen sation is as dangerous as an automobil- lst with the speed mama. I hesitate to make a trip with a beginner who says tbe danger is nothing, with the man who says "Oh, .I'm not afraid. I've got the nerve." As a matter of fact when good sense is used, there is no more danger than there is in an au tomobile trip. But thnro is much po tential danger. I am willing to make the trip with a beginner who says : "Wow I'm new at this, and want you to take the rudder. 'I don't know it all." Another thing, balloons and all air crafts will soon be equipped with wire less telephone. An air craft In dis tress can send a C. Q. D. raessaee to earth just like a vessel at sea. It should bo compulsory that equipment for communications with the earth or airships be installed. A balloon in trouble would simply telephone its lo cation or general direction and rescue balloons or automobiles could be sent to tbe rescue. Ihe U. S. armv corns with which T have been connected has successfully experimented with a DeForest instru ment weighing less than 100 pounds. However, there is a new snarklesa and wireless telephone of the radio variety which weighs only 10 pounds and which any balloonist can safely carry. The radio sparkless attachment does away with the danger of setting the gas bag on fire. The weleht of the telenhrm is so small that when the balloon lands out in tho country the operator can put it under his arm and take it with him. An old fashioned wireless telegraph is impractical for the reason that it mnl. a spark that may ignite the gas bag. uuiiuuning nas advanced so far now that it is no longer experimental, but is a Bcience. The throwinc last is a science. It takes a long timo to learn to handle, a balloon properly. Why, in the fitness of thines. Bhould a beginner, one who has nothing to urge him on except curiosity and daredevil try, be allowed to risk other lives? I think tbe license to beginners should be made reasonably hard to ob tain. And further, the Jaws regulat ing the ballooning should bo Bevere. Ballooning is a matter of public con cern, and when licenses are first issued I hope that tbey will not be given so promiscuously as licenses were given at first to auto driven. Letting an outsider take up a bal loon is exactly like running a railroad engine. A, railroad train is halfway between stations when its engineer dies. The train is stopped. Some body asks, "Can anybody here run an engine?" A young man steps up and says: "Yes, I can." He takes th. engine and may draw the train ten miles without an accident and he may get it safely into tbe station. Bat i he a worthy engineer? No. Oa the following day this same young xsaiv might wreck the train before he got out of the switch yards. COFFEEt TEA SPICES AKIN POWDER v EXTRACTS "JUST RIGHT CLOSSETSDfmS PORTLAND. ORE. WE HAVE INQUIRIES For Farms in the Northwest from people who are on the way from the East and Middle West and can place you in touch with buyers with money. 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