The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, April 22, 1909, Image 3

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    ftfc is One of the 40,366
. .till received in twe yours. "Ours is a Now England farmer'
vv" tiwnnlv miloB from a larirn town, wn am r.llU,i ,i
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"'rt larger "Pn flmlly rnc(llclnCB wo kcP on hnn(1 all ilia Hmo.
i.lvL roromost among them is Hood's SarBormrilla. wliiMi
... found ft truo friend nnd Jiolpor. Wlion I had suffered droad-
t 1tu1inn rnltftf. tXnnA'a !..,, .lt
? ' dyspepsin, without, finding relief, Hood's Baraparilla gavo mo
P"? ' , wlion I had imert four bottles I was in bettor health than
years. I havo found Hood's Sarflaparilla
" Ti Lt Soring Medicine to build ono tin when strength la most
' flo create an 0PPt0i nnd in fl,,orl; lo wgulnto tho whole system. I
i i.lv been taking Sarsatnbs, which I And convenient, easy to take, and
V ; rv boneflclnl." Mrs. iii. u. iiorry, west Troy, Mo.
fcM ' . r ...,nt-;i1n rrimbinCS tllO utmost romfullnl vnlima nf it.
IToOd 8 D0,1,"l " "4uiu muii
ircnt ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this
i!,r combination. ,
Herin talcing iiwu. a Uvi .4, m mo uhuiu liquid
! of in cuocojaicu mumm ciivnii n uiuoaiauo, 4wu uuhuh uno juojiar.
rfic Concrete Septic Tanks
, of maicr'ai wiui twi.. imh
ndptlWSW'V .mail axtiense. can
Cl?!. .ISC conn.ct old stylo toilet
Sfc, "kitchen slop makln nl
ThVhamilton
L M.flttniU Street. Portland, Oregon
HAVE INQUIRIES
For Farm in tho Northwest
iwm reoplo who uro on tho way
B he Taat and Middle West
wdcanplnco you in touch with
bavcrs with money.
ft os bear what you havo for sale
TLAS LAND COMPANY
420 lumber Cxdiangc BtrifcHne;
bti AND OREGON
BOYBSMBIS
blcues I Hake and Sell Xore Men's $3.00
aw hum ma Any outer Manufacturer
thaw t tn tit nmr th. Utufit r ih mt
knu Ua cnatrr.
tufeMUttfUi lultat for utb put f lb tfcot,
'17 Hpumi, u
lb th liluvrr.
kw cartfillr W. L. CmiUi kot
ImUiSMU. utUu la mrjr 4wtat,U
HUWPTIMftttl IAMBUATf IB
ImU tin frt tw cartfaUr w
,UbHU',u4irur Ib(t Uu ur oklxr BiUt
htMtliuinhqthSaltt make thtm Mori
Mm it"?" vr taring iian any cthtrt.
n for i:rrrv U.mlirr t.r (
i,B;a,WoMn,M !- anil Chlldrrn.
K K! W ,h0 o1m rrnrwlif in.
riflil I SoM K'nalm tttiliont W, I- Doi.iUi
MW1 1 mum n4 trim utinwd on botioin.
kMwIr&tl 04 ridulTrir. 0Uliall4fru.
Ef.LD0l0UJ.U7 SstrkSU QrecLtM. Mm.
COFFEE'
TEA SPICES
BAKING POWDER
EXTRACTS
.HIST RIGHT
CLOSSETqDEVERS
, IJJRILAHO. ORE.
M
IFYOUVB
NEVER WORN
SLICKER
V youVayet
to learn the bodily
comfort it gives m
theweltitweathr
MAWtrOH
Hard strrvice
AMD
GUARANTEED
WATERPROOF
AT All C0QD STOKS
CATAtoo rnu
tt CUUW CA UMtrtS.TOKTKCM
C Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This trondeful man h&n
made a life itudy of tho
froprrtlca of Root,
terba and Oarki, and
la uirlnjr tho world the
benefit of bla aerrleea.
No Mercury, Poisons
or Drugs U ed. No
Operations or Cutting
auarantoes to" cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lunjr.
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private
Diseases of Men ana Women,
A SURE CANCER CURE
Jost received from Pekln, China safe, euro
and reliable. Unfailing In Its works.
If you cannot call, writo for symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps.
CONSULTATION TRCC
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
162V4 first St, cor. Morrison, Portland, Or.
Egg-Phosphate
Crescent
BAKING POWDER
mil DO AU
T1UTa.1T
nxairuccD
wwDa nut
Cm am)
do:, terns
A FULL POUND 25c
Get it from
your Grocer
Canton Plows, Harrowa
Planters, Listers. Cultlvatora
Stalk Cutters, Potato Diggers
Beet Implements. Carts
Garden Tools, &c.
67 Years o! "Knowing How" Hammered
Into Lvery Uoo ot Iheau
rw lis niiTnrnni Siflea and Sires, to
meet all conditions In all kinds oi soil. Noted
XX HAD AW ASSXXX TAJtT.
Aecrult Oln4 to Htnet Totrnrll i
Glory M4 "Curios, tho Klddler."
"The son of n wenltliy old friend of
mine, being stage struck, Joined with
a 10-20-80 opera company. I mot lilm
loaflng and strutting about n hotel In
Dulutli, .Minn.," said tbo veteran actor
to a representative of tho Now York
Telegraph.
" 'Conic over to the opera bouso and
too the show said he.
"I went, but I saw no signs of thU
young man on tho stngc, nor was his
namo on the program. Afterward I
mot him In the lobby of tho hotel.
" 'I did not recognize any of tho
characters as you.' I remarked. 'What
part are you playing?'
"'Why. t am nlnylnir tho part of
Carlos, tho Fiddler,' nnld ho.
"Tbero was no such part'
"'Oh, yes there wns. Didn't you
notlco how they talked about him? In
tho first act, In order to get tho choru
off stage, didn't tho soubrctto put
her hands over her eyes, look off L.
4 E. and say: "Oh, girls. Carlos tho
Fiddler Is going to have a dnnco on
tho green; let us hasten or wo will
miss it?" Then hurst Into song and
skip off? You bet they did.
"'Then again, in tho second ncty
when the bell Is tolled without, don't
the prima donna sny: "Hark that
boll! That bell can stand nn awful
lot harking, for who Is pulling the
rope but Carlos tho Fiddler?"
" That is true, young man, but they
only talk about you. You do not show
yourself on tho stage during tho whole
performance'
" 'I am aware of that, but you must
remember I am as yet a raw recruit,
still I feel I am on my way to famo
and glory, though tho path may bo
strewn with thorns.'
"Oh, if tbo hope and optimism of
youth could be with us in our later
years," sighed the veteran nctor.
Irnnttm
urea ato protoctod by patents. When you pay out
your money gtl tbo best lixporimoota aro expeusnrc.
fnili.nnmililnii V Jk ft fmnlnmnntit from vour dealer.
A llanulllull v Illustrated Pamnhlet. and a P. & O. Catalog.
'ttfrffiirdinT. "iuc'. jwmomuer i : et u. canton implements nave occn w to ioium
fcvmury ana nra uacicea urin nnnuBiitiea minraniec ahc Hruuior no. iai
Mfreo
fariin Orendorff Co.. Canton. III.
Hj'5 0RENDORFF NORTHWEST PLOW 00., Pertlnd,0r..5BoksB, Wash.
SL'MPLEMENT C0,, "ral fti. $a franclsoa.
"( i-bs nncsias.
Ovarantaed nodor
all Pure Food
Laws'
Impi
rove
Your Baking
K C Baking: Powder wilV do It! Get
a can. Tw i-
oocsn't raise heffw.
' J 1 C3 "
it Isn't daintier, more delicate In flavor,
we return your mooey. Everybody
agrees K C has no equal
MC BAKING
AW POWDER
Pure, Wholesome,
Economical.
pJaques Ufa C
Fool I woko up last night with a
start. I dreamed that my watch was
gone. Drool Well, was it? Fool No,
but it was going.
An English lecturer on' chemistry
said, "One drop of poison placed on
the tongue of a cat is sufficient to kill
tho strongest man."
"And docs your husband still think
you tho an uiigel?" "Oh, yes 1 At least
he seems to think I don't need any new
clothes." PIck-Mc-Up.
Knicker Wouldn't you like to wnk
up and find yourself famous? Bocker
I'd rather bo bo famous I wouldn't
havo to wake up. Now York Sun.
Tom What .was that sentenco th
tiolr repeated so often during tho lit
ny7 Laura As neanns I could make
out it was "Wo aro Alii miserable sing
crs." ' W
Clara That tnanrvwho Just passed
was an old flame of mine. " Kat(j In
3ced! Wliat happened between youl
Clara Oh, bo flared up ono day and
went out
"A fool and his money aro soon
parted," quoted tho pessimist "Yes,"
rejoined tho optimist, "but it's worth
while being a fool to have tho money
to part with."
Loafer tho First I thought this yei
unemployed fund wns for charity.
Loafer tho Second So It is, isn't lt1
Loafer tho First It ain't It meani
work. The Sketch.
"I can not tell a 110," declared tha
eminent magnate. "You don't havo to,"
urged his eminent counsel. "Just say
that your mind Is n blank on that sub-
ect" Louisville Courier-Journal.
"What aro tho names of that young
couple next door?" "We won't be able
to find out for several weeks. They've
Just been married, and ho. calls hot
IJIrdlo nnd Bhc calls him Pottle."
Suburbanite (to visitor) Oh', bow
aro you? Come right In. Dou't mind
tho dog. Visitor But won't ho bitel
Suburbanite That's Just what I want
to sco. I only bought that watch don
this morning.
"So you have named your little girl
'Investigation?'" "Yes." "Isn't that a
queer name?" ''Well, wo rend every
day of soino rich man courting investi
gation nnd wo shall want our daughter
to marry well."
Tho Artist's Wife (In a whisper)
There's someone knocking, Jack. Shall
I open tho door? Tho Artist No ; it's
Jabber's knock. It's a special knock 1
gavo him, so I wouldn't lot him In by
mistake. Lifo,
"All writers aro not Impractical, ate
thoy?" "Oh, no. One man will wrlto i
Joko and sell.it for fifty cents. .Anoth
or will wrlto a comic opora nrouud Uh
and draw $20,000 In royalties." Louis
vlllo Courjer-Journnl,
O'Brien Oh, but mo daughter's ths
shmnrt girl. Sho sot two mln flghtln'
for her hand. Landers And sho mar
tied tho winner? O'Brien Begorry,
no! sho married tho ono sho cold
lick alslest. Boston TrnnscrlDt
"Qlvo woman tho crodlt she do-
servos," tho suffragette cried, "and
whoro would man bo?" "If she got nil
tho crodlt sho wanted, bo'd bo in the
poorhouso," sneered n coarse person In
tno roar or tho hall. Stray Stories.
"Pa, will you please tell mo what a
financial genius is?" "A lluahclal ao-
nlus, my child, is n man who can spend
money tnat ho has never had. and
which tbo pcoplo who think thoy are.
getting it wilt . noyer neo." Ohlcairo
on
seeds
4441 MrsutlM,
ninc! niralB, have yea erer written
a rinm stories?"
"NT bo. not yet. -dear? 1 bare only
written stories for magazines."
Only Ori "IROMO QUININE"
i. r.AXATIVE UIIOMO QUININE, too'
b. .iraatuni of E. W. GROVE. Used thf
world orer to Cure a Cold In One Pay. 25c.
Cane V In a Harry.
Mrs. A How arc you getting
with your gdrden? Did your
como ud7 '
Mrs. B. Oh, yea; thoy all came up
in about two daya. My neighbor keep
chickens.
Mothers will find Mrs. WlnsloW Boqtniac
Syrup the bvst remedy to uso for tneir eauataa
Bunng me kuuoi fnwc
Well Wanted.
Sho Do you notice that Lord Do
Broke calls Miss Milynns, to whom no's
encased, "My Bobby'"
He les; I suppose ho means "sub-
treasury."
CITC St. VIto' Pnnro sna .'irons ineae P
rllJn.ntlr eared by Vr. I' .Ino's Great Kerte
storer. Band ror mzi si.ob inai n
Dr. II. IL Kline. XA., 1 Arch fit., PhiUdolpMa, Pa.
IVasnl Orthography.
Teacher Your namo Is John Tim
mins, Is It? Whoro are yori from,
Johnny?
New Pupil Snohomish, Wash;
Teacher Uow do you spell it, John
ny? New Pupil You don't spell It,
ma'am. You sneezo It
All Who
Would Enjoy
good Health, with Its blessings, must un
derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the
question of right living with all tho term
implies. With proper knowledge of what
is beat, each hour of recreation, of enjoy'
ment, of contemplation and of effort may
bo made to contribute to living aright
Then the uSo of medicines may be dis
pensed with to advantage, but under or
dinary conditions in many instances a
Bimple, wholcsomo remedy may be invalu
able if taken at tbo proper time and the
California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is
alike important to present tho subject
truthfully and to supply tho one perfect
laxative to those desiring it.
Consequently, tho Company's Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general
satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects
buy tho genuine, manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all leading druggists.
A CURE FOR FITS
The Treatment Is to Accomplish
What Science Has Been Strug
gling to Attain for Centuries
The intense interest that has been manifested
throughout the country by the wonderful cures
that are being accomplished dally by eplleptcide,
still continues. It Is really surprising the vast
number of people ho havo already been cured of
fits and nervousness. In order that everybody
may have a chance to test the medicine, large trial
bottles, valuablo literature. History of Epilepsy
and testimonials, will bo aent by mail absolutely
free to all who write to tho Dr. May .Laboratory.
m Pearl Street, New York City.
IN U
NO. 16-09
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Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's; Friend.
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A flavoring nsed the same as fcspa or TaafMa.
Kr ditiolrinir oranubted sar ia water od
adding Mapleinc, a delidotw syrapis wadeaad
a syrap better tnaa maple. MapWaeissoldby
grocers. 11 oi scna c wr mmr,
recipe book. Crescent MtV. Seattle. Wa.
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