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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (April 22, 1909)
ftfc is One of the 40,366 . .till received in twe yours. "Ours is a Now England farmer' vv" tiwnnlv miloB from a larirn town, wn am r.llU,i ,i Hi U X I 13 "J -w . . w VWMVU IU UU "'rt larger "Pn flmlly rnc(llclnCB wo kcP on hnn(1 all ilia Hmo. i.lvL roromost among them is Hood's SarBormrilla. wliiMi ... found ft truo friend nnd Jiolpor. Wlion I had suffered droad- t 1tu1inn rnltftf. tXnnA'a !..,, .lt ? ' dyspepsin, without, finding relief, Hood's Baraparilla gavo mo P"? ' , wlion I had imert four bottles I was in bettor health than years. I havo found Hood's Sarflaparilla " Ti Lt Soring Medicine to build ono tin when strength la most ' flo create an 0PPt0i nnd in fl,,orl; lo wgulnto tho whole system. I i i.lv been taking Sarsatnbs, which I And convenient, easy to take, and V ; rv boneflclnl." Mrs. iii. u. iiorry, west Troy, Mo. fcM ' . r ...,nt-;i1n rrimbinCS tllO utmost romfullnl vnlima nf it. IToOd 8 D0,1,"l " "4uiu muii ircnt ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this i!,r combination. , Herin talcing iiwu. a Uvi .4, m mo uhuiu liquid ! of in cuocojaicu mumm ciivnii n uiuoaiauo, 4wu uuhuh uno juojiar. rfic Concrete Septic Tanks , of maicr'ai wiui twi.. imh ndptlWSW'V .mail axtiense. can Cl?!. .ISC conn.ct old stylo toilet Sfc, "kitchen slop makln nl ThVhamilton L M.flttniU Street. Portland, Oregon HAVE INQUIRIES For Farm in tho Northwest iwm reoplo who uro on tho way B he Taat and Middle West wdcanplnco you in touch with bavcrs with money. ft os bear what you havo for sale TLAS LAND COMPANY 420 lumber Cxdiangc BtrifcHne; bti AND OREGON BOYBSMBIS blcues I Hake and Sell Xore Men's $3.00 aw hum ma Any outer Manufacturer thaw t tn tit nmr th. Utufit r ih mt knu Ua cnatrr. tufeMUttfUi lultat for utb put f lb tfcot, '17 Hpumi, u lb th liluvrr. kw cartfillr W. L. CmiUi kot ImUiSMU. utUu la mrjr 4wtat,U HUWPTIMftttl IAMBUATf IB ImU tin frt tw cartfaUr w ,UbHU',u4irur Ib(t Uu ur oklxr BiUt htMtliuinhqthSaltt make thtm Mori Mm it"?" vr taring iian any cthtrt. n for i:rrrv U.mlirr t.r ( i,B;a,WoMn,M !- anil Chlldrrn. K K! W ,h0 o1m rrnrwlif in. riflil I SoM K'nalm tttiliont W, I- Doi.iUi MW1 1 mum n4 trim utinwd on botioin. kMwIr&tl 04 ridulTrir. 0Uliall4fru. Ef.LD0l0UJ.U7 SstrkSU QrecLtM. Mm. COFFEE' TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS .HIST RIGHT CLOSSETqDEVERS , IJJRILAHO. ORE. M IFYOUVB NEVER WORN SLICKER V youVayet to learn the bodily comfort it gives m theweltitweathr MAWtrOH Hard strrvice AMD GUARANTEED WATERPROOF AT All C0QD STOKS CATAtoo rnu tt CUUW CA UMtrtS.TOKTKCM C Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This trondeful man h&n made a life itudy of tho froprrtlca of Root, terba and Oarki, and la uirlnjr tho world the benefit of bla aerrleea. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs U ed. No Operations or Cutting auarantoes to" cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lunjr. Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of Men ana Women, A SURE CANCER CURE Jost received from Pekln, China safe, euro and reliable. Unfailing In Its works. If you cannot call, writo for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps. CONSULTATION TRCC The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162V4 first St, cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. Egg-Phosphate Crescent BAKING POWDER mil DO AU T1UTa.1T nxairuccD wwDa nut Cm am) do:, terns A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer Canton Plows, Harrowa Planters, Listers. Cultlvatora Stalk Cutters, Potato Diggers Beet Implements. Carts Garden Tools, &c. 67 Years o! "Knowing How" Hammered Into Lvery Uoo ot Iheau rw lis niiTnrnni Siflea and Sires, to meet all conditions In all kinds oi soil. Noted XX HAD AW ASSXXX TAJtT. Aecrult Oln4 to Htnet Totrnrll i Glory M4 "Curios, tho Klddler." "The son of n wenltliy old friend of mine, being stage struck, Joined with a 10-20-80 opera company. I mot lilm loaflng and strutting about n hotel In Dulutli, .Minn.," said tbo veteran actor to a representative of tho Now York Telegraph. " 'Conic over to the opera bouso and too the show said he. "I went, but I saw no signs of thU young man on tho stngc, nor was his namo on the program. Afterward I mot him In the lobby of tho hotel. " 'I did not recognize any of tho characters as you.' I remarked. 'What part are you playing?' "'Why. t am nlnylnir tho part of Carlos, tho Fiddler,' nnld ho. "Tbero was no such part' "'Oh, yes there wns. Didn't you notlco how they talked about him? In tho first act, In order to get tho choru off stage, didn't tho soubrctto put her hands over her eyes, look off L. 4 E. and say: "Oh, girls. Carlos tho Fiddler Is going to have a dnnco on tho green; let us hasten or wo will miss it?" Then hurst Into song and skip off? You bet they did. "'Then again, in tho second ncty when the bell Is tolled without, don't the prima donna sny: "Hark that boll! That bell can stand nn awful lot harking, for who Is pulling the rope but Carlos tho Fiddler?" " That is true, young man, but they only talk about you. You do not show yourself on tho stage during tho whole performance' " 'I am aware of that, but you must remember I am as yet a raw recruit, still I feel I am on my way to famo and glory, though tho path may bo strewn with thorns.' "Oh, if tbo hope and optimism of youth could be with us in our later years," sighed the veteran nctor. Irnnttm urea ato protoctod by patents. When you pay out your money gtl tbo best lixporimoota aro expeusnrc. fnili.nnmililnii V Jk ft fmnlnmnntit from vour dealer. A llanulllull v Illustrated Pamnhlet. and a P. & O. Catalog. 'ttfrffiirdinT. "iuc'. jwmomuer i : et u. canton implements nave occn w to ioium fcvmury ana nra uacicea urin nnnuBiitiea minraniec ahc Hruuior no. iai Mfreo fariin Orendorff Co.. Canton. III. Hj'5 0RENDORFF NORTHWEST PLOW 00., Pertlnd,0r..5BoksB, Wash. 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Tom What .was that sentenco th tiolr repeated so often during tho lit ny7 Laura As neanns I could make out it was "Wo aro Alii miserable sing crs." ' W Clara That tnanrvwho Just passed was an old flame of mine. " Kat(j In 3ced! Wliat happened between youl Clara Oh, bo flared up ono day and went out "A fool and his money aro soon parted," quoted tho pessimist "Yes," rejoined tho optimist, "but it's worth while being a fool to have tho money to part with." Loafer tho First I thought this yei unemployed fund wns for charity. Loafer tho Second So It is, isn't lt1 Loafer tho First It ain't It meani work. The Sketch. "I can not tell a 110," declared tha eminent magnate. "You don't havo to," urged his eminent counsel. "Just say that your mind Is n blank on that sub- ect" Louisville Courier-Journal. "What aro tho names of that young couple next door?" "We won't be able to find out for several weeks. They've Just been married, and ho. calls hot IJIrdlo nnd Bhc calls him Pottle." 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