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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 26, 1908)
Catarrh W ... ,,nOIl Of 1)100(1 (lid- a,, of tho ,vntP(l ly 10 sudden iinOcl,ng?i,nr at this tlmo of tf of, fSlffici?l onco With f S which effect rod- fSv;;Sn'rca' T,,ls Bru p-L- rctlmon als " ',.. kicking about our hnrj Ton re , ...,u,u Vnu won Id 5. .-ay" rigidly enforced AlKjAir law. I'm .ffr Point - Mitt ! th ue," remarked th. pbllo Will" . ..i nr concern- Hjffi i.." brok. In th aportlv. Sft5l-' You lo .very Ik ft --"""lane." , r General uvuiuuul e Well-informed of tho World lino .... hcen for a simple pleasant Wd efficient liquid laxative remedy of taoffn valuo; a inxnuvo wmui jniym I ..... could sanction for family ubo Lcium lt component parts aro Itown to them to DO wnoiusomu anu h.t beneficial la effect, nccoptablo to the lyatcm and guntlo, yot prompt, U ictlon. in uDDlrlng that domand with Its uctllent combination of Syrup of ni nd Elixir of Senna, tno can innsli FIs Syrup Co. proceeds along ttUal lines and relics on tho morltn i 0 the laiatlvo for Its romarkauio pcceii. Tbt li one of many roasons why gjrop of Figs nnd Elixir of Bonna Is ritfa tho preforenco hy tho Woll- Wormed. To get Its bcnoflclal effects i!vaj buy tho genulno manufac ture by tho California Fig Syrup Co., o:!r, and for salo by all loading fmolit. I'rlco fifty cents per bottlo. iwvlltO t nUlTO.t -Aiurf r3 Chmlt, II ittdrilk, Colorado Hpwuimn prttm UuW, tmf,IL CrtaMelrv. MUlniirlojM-aand fcjrWlUtoloa aiyilealloii. Control and Cm Gil 8 II li 1' H MIT OF DOOR WORKERS Kenwhoconnol stop. for a rainy day.- will V II U MIC V1 mtJnrt nnd freed ol bodily movemenl Wei WATERPROOF 0 LED CLOTH N wsww suits 39P &ftry ejeamenf bearing te'vgnol Ihe fnh jucrtipfeed water proof It &C ui, , 'I I'M iiutHrw iinii anna mnn r V,B,r.t".rrr ,n 11,0 world, hS. iHli Ii;.; "55 0nI4 h.icui flak. v J'i .i.7" -K-WMilwiifc JlWUS, I5J Sr.,!. ... i.Li.. u... m.m,, ; ivii plan! ' ' 11 ''iiiwwaawwi of ""r l'rnl0 ork. Tho Ur. VlM L 'TEETH itFim..- I?!'""" or a ,7. UUT i,tATEs" t 'lieotkia .1,. '""wb. mo now way Ol PIBBriv. . til rtWIW """ "'"" I.... aolautlfii h. ...W'SE DENTAT. n . INC. ..in itlug, lid Wain- '. ai. duo- plktea, Aoftn All of II, "I nm naw anybody n cool, ielf powMied, and quick to act In time of Imminent danger at that man Olobb.M "Chauffeurr "No juNt a common pedctrlan.H Dfclnrrjtl OIT, Snld Ho DnrlliiK, wo hare been en gpyed for alx months. Don't you think It Is about time wo were cottlntr mar ried? fluid Sho Well, I'm willing to be ninrrlrd Junt ns soon as you can pro Tide mo with n homo. Bald He That being tho case, I sup pone I am to consider the eugagamcut broken. Juraplim al n Conclnnlun. "What sort of play U thle?" anked the man who had Jut come In and taken hli tent. The question wan annwered by a man named OUon, who t:pvned to be ilttlng next io nun, "Ay tank ' "0, It'e a tank drama, li It?" CL1 caxo Tribune. Kxlrrmrlr Hare, "While I wa downtown," eald lire Lapallng, laylnic aalde bcr wrap-, "I mvt a wonderful old violin In a raunlc more. Tho clerk eald It was worth $5,000. It was a genuine Harrinnapalu, and you know that kind In gettlnic very acarca nowadays." Chlcaso Tribune. Wouldn't Hot "Somehow," aald the political manager, "I can't help winning I could get acquaint ed with the chap that held up those 123 traveler In Yellowitone park a few dayi ago. Wouldn't he be a dandy collector of campaign contributions !" Chlcage Tribune. In thm Sllnnlon Bandnr Sebool, Teacher And what do you suppose ill tbo animals did during those forty days In tbo ark? Snmrty Williams They Just loafed iround and scratched themselves. Sand Toolo (disdainfully) Chuck It, Smnrtyl What'd they scratch for, when there was only two fleas? The Uobemlau. No. 47-08 "tfTi!. n,lvo's plao I Quits tho Contrary. lira. Upaomu U your dentist one ot tlie "palniraa" kind? Mr. Oylwell Not at all. He's ao yrapathetlc that he aaya It burta him Juat aa much a It dor me. Ureal Objector. Street Preacher O, my frlcndi, when Gabriel blowa bli trumpet what will you be doing? Voice (from outaklrta of crowd) Waiting for Montgomery Ward to aerve an injunction on blm I Chicago Tribune. KnpInlnlnR It. The tortolie had won the race. "I didn't half try," aald the hare, with a yawn. "Wfcat'a the uae? We're not allowed to bet on races now, anyway," From which It la apparent that the real facta In the caae were auppreised. Chicago Tribune. Heanaurlnc Ilia, "Madam." said the guard on the South Side elevated, "this la the smoking car." "That'a all right, conductor,' aald the elf-ivoMeatd matron, taking a seat. "Don't apotoglie. I know it'a dirty, but one can't expect a amoklng car to be a front parlor." Chicago Tribune. Apartment Home Amenltle. Third Floor Itenter When you buy coffee why don't you have the grocer grind It for you? Fourth Floor Renter When you buy a chuck ateak why don't you get the butcher to hammer the dhyllghta out of It for you? -.' niifhteoua Iteanntmont. Tou may put that back In the ahon rate!" aald the Indignant Mrs. Lapelim to the milliner. "1 wouldn't even wear much lea buy, a hat named In honor ol that horrid murdereas, Charlotte' Cordu roy I" Nona lu Krldenee. Mrs. Hlghaome Yea, he's the Duke of HuCfhouso. In speaking of him, you know, of couroe, we use the term, his grace Mrs. Suddyn-KIymer-r-HI grace? Why, he hasn't any 1 He'a a regular lummix 1 nadir itattlcd. The timid young woman, who had let ters of Introduction to the great man, bad ventured to call, "You are ao busy, Judge," ahe aald, "that I I hcaltated about disturbing you. How many er daya In the work do you week?" Collateral ICvldence. His indulgent grandmother had given him a half of a ciutord pie. "You acorn to like It, Tommy," she said. "I.Ike it 1" exclaimed Tommy, taking It nway from his face for a moment, "Jos' bco how I'm musxln' up my ears I" Chi cago Trlbunej Knows lletler Now. "If you wish to have everybody for your friend," counseled her elderly ad vlaor, "don't bo n talker; bo n lisner. i. ..... nn until nfter ntio had Hccurcd a Job ns telephone girl In the central offlco Uiat she found out wnat a nniu had mado In taking the advice literally. I'nrnllel Ciiae. "My observation," nab! tho eftgo, "lead mo to the conclusion that the more wealth ono gives awuy the more wealth ono has." nat nrnrtlv the same way with kisses," whlspored ono of his listeners, n demure little mlwi who wa biumk big man with a beard. Beware of the Cough tlttl hange on pertinently, breaking your n girt '"j Mlautllng you will. Ihe violence oftlieiwrosyime. Alewdoiei o( I'lto't Cure wll relieve won. derfully ny coujli, no nutter Low Ur dvinced or "loui. It lootlieitnd lieU thelrrluted I. lra ittal rlnFaffn llf pinaget and th eougli dlnp- Petri. At all &!!, 2S cl. SIIhjco In Hteor Feedlnix. Tho uho of sllngo In feeding steers H'hllo fattening Is growing in favor steadily, nnd especially where lands nro lilRh priced nnd when feeding sttiirn generally nro high. There has been n pood deal of prejudice ngalnst nilngo nmong extciiHlvo feeders, but um they nrc Induced to try It ao do they become converted to Its use. In feeding experiments conducted nt tho Mli-Bourl Station In J'.)00-7 wlfb Hlecrn weighing about 800 toiuuU each a: tho beginning, those fed sllngd alo lesrt dry matter than those fed whole Mover .or shredded stove-, nnd gulin d In wflght, while tho dry Btover lots lorit. The snme sort of roHu'.ts wc.ro also Keen red from feeding siloed stover ccmpnred flth nlr-drled inntorlnl. Professor PJumb, of the Ohio Agri ci'.IIiumJ College, has this to say on tlio subject: "If silage Is fed under cover, and to cnltlo pot wallowing In mud or oozy immure, then good results will gen erally come from Hh uso. However, liny or other dry roughuo Hliould nlto Im fed. Silage fed twlcj u uny pud hny once should give good results. When cattle nro being finished for shipment, then the amount of sllngo fed Miotild be reduced nnd tho dry rouglingp Increased, this to ptvvent much shrinkage in shipping. However, In what 1b known as rational feeding, but l'ttlo shrinkage Is npt to occur f'om the use of the slinge. In experl mints with steers fed different rntlonn nt tho Vlrglnln Station, thoa? fed si lage showed no appreciable shrinkage In the market over thoso fed exclusive ly dry feed." Crlli Without n Shovel. This grain storage house Is de signed to allow for handling the crop without unnecessary lifting. Grain is hauled in tbo upper drive nnd poured from the wagons Into tho bins, nnd is then removed by be ing drained from the bins Into the wagons in tno lower driveway. If built upon a hill sldo the Job of making tho fills will not be serious. Even on level ground this can be done without n grent cv pviidlturo of labor with tho uso of a road scraper. Tho entire building must be raised upon piers about 4 ft. high, so that tho bottom of tho bins Is not much SECTION OV THE CBIU two-stohy granary. lower than the bottom of tbo wagon box. nllowlng tho entire contents of the bins to he drained Into the wagons without lifting. Farm and Home ruliercnlnala in Cuttlu ot ISnelnnd. Consul Joseph 0. Stephens of Ply mouth, advises that tho English auth orities nro making known through U medium of the press the disagreeable facts relative to tuberculosis lu cows and phthisis In human beings In that section of England. The relation of the two Is said to bo a sclentltlc fact lu many districts of Devon 25 per cent of the cows have tuberculosis. Tho average number of deaths from con sumption among the people of the sin gle County of Devon nlone oxceeds 300 per annum. In ono charity organiza tion 80 per cent of the children aro suffering from this dread disease. The llorao Hint I'ulla on ilia lilt. It Is claimed by one who has tried It that a driving horse that pulls on tho bit can bo cured by fastening n Kinnll rliic on each sldo of tho brldlo and as near the brow band as possible. Pass tho Hues through bit rings anil Riinn them Into tho rings nt the brow band. This, with n common Jointed bit, will ennblo a cliiui to noiu a -pun-or" or hnrd-mouthed horso with case under almost all circumstances. It am ho used on n fast horso In doublo team nr nn both, as desired. It Is cheap and caBlly applied and it won't mnko tho mouth sore. Hoy Seede Aro Scattered, Dr. Howard, secretary of tho Amer ican Society for tho Advancement of Science, writing of tho manner in which seeds aro curried to grent dis tances by birds, recites an experiment of Darwin which had a curious result. Adhering to tho leg of n wounded part- rlrteo. Darwin found a ball of earth, weighing six and n half ounces. From the seeds contained In this ball ho raised thirty-two plants, belonging to Uvo distinct species. To Keep the Cellar Drr. t xinnv fiirmlimiMPH tlm oollnr Is 411 til. v . .... ..... , tod. ko that when heavy rains como In tho spring water is npt to mako trouble Thero is Just ono way to keep such a cellar dry, and that Is by putting In a cement floor, and thor mn.li ilrnlnauo for the outsldo of tho walls. Better cement It now- How to Itnlae n Ilnrn. A farmer near Goliad had n novel experience. A few years ago he built n small barn, nnd In tho construction used green willow posts nt tho corners and nlong tho sides. For somo time nothing uniisunl was noticed, but after n year ho saw that where ho hud laid tho floor near the ground it was three feet abpvo soli. He discovered that the willow posts, Instead of being dead, wore alive, had taken root and were growing. In their upward movement they had carried tho barn along. Last spring tho barn wns on stilts 0 feet high, nnd ho put In n new floor nnd surrounded tho posts with siding, thereby making a two-story affair. Thero Is now a space of f) Inches be tween the floor and the ground, and tho owner expects to have n three-story barn In tho course of time. Goliad. (Texas) Guard. . Value ot I'otntoca aa Food. According to statistics obtained, it appears that potatoes constitute about 13 per cent of the total food con sumed by the average family. They are essentially starchy and eaten alone would furnish a very ono-sldcd badly ivm COMPOSITION OF THE POTATO. A. fat ; b, crude fibre and other carbobydlat I exclusive of itarcb ; c, protein ; d, ash. balanced diet that would prove un wholesome to most people. As Indi cated In the Illustration the edible por tion, is made up of 78.3 per cent water, 18.4 per cent carbohydrates (principal ly starch), 2.2 per cent protein, 0.1 per cent fat, and 1 per cent ash or mineral matter. These figures represent gen eral averages from which there are wldo variations In Individual .speci mens. When potatoes aro eaten with meat, eggs, or fish, which are essenti ally nitrogenous foods, a well-balanced diet Is obtained. Salt tor Coiva. A supply of salt available whenever tho cow wants It Is necessary to main tain a high milk yield. Salt stimulates the appetite and assists digestion and assimilation, which Increase the flow of the fluids of tho body. Salting feeds for dairy cows once a week Is not suf ficient It is a good plan to keep rock salt under shelter where the cowb can get It at will and then feed loose salt once a week In such quantities ns the cows will eat Loose salt may be used exclusively if It can be sheltered from rain. Do not mix salt with feed, for frequently cows got more salt than they need, which will reduce the flow of milk. Cows having salt kept before them at all times in separate compart ments will not eat too much. Tlia Poultry Hoaae. Now is a good time to disinfect the poultry house, so as to keep the lice from getting n mastery over you. Any kind of liquid lice killer Is good to spray the house with, being sure to spray the roosts and nest boxes as well. If a cheaper disinfectant Is re quired, a whitewash can be made of Mine and water, with some crude car bolic acid In It. This proves a very good deodorJzer and disinfectant, and a large quantity of It can be used without hurting the pockctbook too se verely. AVo nnd on Treca. No artificial medium am be applied to tho surface of a tree wound which will Induce It to heal more quickly. The activity of the healing process de pends upon the character and position and the time of the year when the wound is made, rather thnn upon pro tective coverings, but where n largo surface of heart wood Is exposed It is advisable to protect it from decny by a coat of white lead or other satisfac tory covering. Milk for Cnlvea. The calf tlnds in fresh milk while U Is still warm with the nnlmnl bent of the cow, It Is said, n constituent vnlue not found In the milk nfter It Is nllowcd to get cold. The chemist cannot define It, and It cannot be restored again by wanning tho milk. If every calf could be led Its milk sweet, nnd whijo It still retained Its animal heat, thero would no doubt be fewer cat-hummed steers going to tho block. Tho Sweet Potato licit. Tho northern limit for sweet potato culture is roughly Indicated by a lino drawn from tho border line of Massa chusetts and Connecticut on the cast coast westwtird to tho northeast corner of Colorado, but the area whero it is prolltablo commercially would bo con siderably south of this, except In tho Mississippi valley, whero It extends well Into Iowa, Illinois aud Indiana. Tho I'otnto, Recently, in Hurtz, Germany, n monument was found bearing this in scription: "Here, In tho year 1747, the llrst trials were nmdo with tho cul tivation of tho potato." By the way, when Frederick II. Introduced tho po tato Into his domain his subjects did not llko It; they refused to bo both ered with It, and tho emperor had to forco them to cultlvnto It. In Tying Chlckena. When marketing chickens do not tlo sovoral of them together. They get tho string twisted around their legs nnd It cuts them. Take tho chickens to town in a coop, or somo other humano way. They aro in absoluto torturo when sev eral aro tied together. SC Q NATURES 9. O, PERFECT TONIC tat,a. sas-r I'lis Sra uysteiu, the appetite fails, digestion is poor, the body feels tired nnd wrn oS, and other unpleasant symptoms give warning that the systen w disor dered and needs assistance to ward off, l?"hW3 e tBe ailment. S. S. S. is recognized everywhere as the best of all tonics, nature 8 medicine, made entirely of healing, cleansing, .invigorating roots and herbs, a systemic remedy without an equal. S. S. S. has the addit ona alue of being the greatest of all blood purifiers. It re-establishes the healthy circu lation of the blood, rids the body of that tired, worn-out feeling, improves ; the appetite and digestion, and brings about a return of health to those whose systems have been weakened or depleted. S. S. S. acts more promptly and pleasantly than any other medicine, and those who are run down in healU should commence its use at once. It will thoroughly purify the blood and tone up the system. S. S. S. is admirably suited for a systemic remedy because it is free from minerals ; it may be used without harmful results by persons of any age, and no unpleasant effects ever follow. v y B THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. MAPLEINE A Flavoring". It makes a eyrup tetter than Maple. Ji jfr Sold by grocers. Good aa Their Word. "Did fjhose new grocers keep their prom ise that they would 'cut your grocery bllla In half?" "They did. They send their bllla twice a month." Chicago Tribune. Mother will And Mr. Wlnelow Boothlag Syrup tho beat remedy to UMiov their cbildr'M luring the teething period. Statistic. In nil probability the first adminis trative act of the first regular govern metn was to number its fighting men and to ascertain as nearly ns was pos sible what amount of taxation could be levied on the rest of the community. As human society grew more highly organized there can be no doubt that a very considerable body of official sta tistics must have como Into existence. We know that such was the case in Greece, Rome and Egypt, but it was not until within the last two or three centuries that systematic use of the In formation available began for purposes of Investigation rather than mere ad ministration. New York American. CI-PC Dt. Vltot Dance and orrooa uiteones peraa I 1 13 n.ntlj- eurad by Dr. J .Ino'a Groat Nerro Ro ttorer. Bend for FREE $2.00 trial bottle and treatlae. Dr. li. IL Kline. Ld., 831 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa. Stale. Stubb That old Senator Is always telling ancient Jokes and boasting of his family tree. Penn H'm. I think his family tree must have been a chestnut. Futile. Hamlet bad finished his eolUoquy, and the curious bystanders were waiting to tee what he would do next. "No," they aald, at last "He isn't going to do it. He talks eloquently about committing suicide, but he lacks th Band. Nothing doing." Thus it appears that the original Ham let, like all his subsequent imitators, was merely talking for effect Chicago Trib- CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature Cloae Qunrtera, The following extract from a letter of thanks is cherished by the recipi ent : "The beautiful clock you sent us came in perfect condition, and is now in the parlor on top ot the book shelves, where we hope tk see you soon, and your husband also, If he can make It convenient" Youth's Companion. Fntnre Peril. Terrified Passenger (on ocean liner) r Captain, why is the steamer going bo slowly nnd using its searchlight? Captain Don't be nlarmed, madam; the ship is In no danger. But in a fog like this wc are always likely to run Into somebody's blooming old balloon and make a nasty mess of it. Unlucky Accident. "What's the trouble back there in the sleeper?" asked the passenger in th smoking car. "Little mixup between a New England manufacturer and a Louisiana sugar planter," said the agitated conductor, ap plying his handkerchief to divers and sundry acratched places on his face. "They happened to have berths in the same sec tion, and they got to talking about tho tariff." Going- Him One Better. "Your opponent," they told him, "is going around the country and kissing all the babies." "That's an old dodge," said the candi date. "Gentlemen, I shall do something t thundering sight better than that !" Hue he brought his fist down on tho table with a bang. "I shall cause It to be published broad cast that I will marry the young woman who brings out the biggest number ot votes for me ! By the Jumping jingo, I'll wipe that baby kisser off the face of th earth 1" - Rheumatism Prescription. The increased use of whiskey for rheumatism is causing considerable discussion among the medical frater nity. It is an almost infallible cure when mixed with certain other ingred ients and taken properly. The follow ing formula is effective: "To one half pint of good whiskey add one ounce of Toris Compound and one' ounce of Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take in table spoonful doses before each meal and before retiring." Toris compound is a product of the laboratories of the Globe Pharmaceu tical Co., Chicago, but it as well as the other ingredients, can be had from any good druggist. Up-to-Date. The smooth-tongued book agent wan idling the old farmer a huge diction ary. "But, look here, young man," protest ed the farmer, "there don't seem to b any appendix In this here dictionary. All the dictionaries I ever saw had aa appendix." The wily book agent thought a min ute and then snld: "Why, my dear sir, this Is the latest dictionary. Every late dictionary has the appendix removed." And the old farmer was satisfied and bought the big book at once. WE BUY rims ISfr'SfiSSS' wm?WT,2on. to nathaa to h a. v, omppmg ioc9, ana auoat oar MUiM rtRS'tx TRAPPERS' GUIDE ti&wSoZt UM.. .aa run to n. an. t.l luih..l trial. Audcnca llroe.. UdL in MllutLll&I, ORESCENT Egg-Phosphate 1 AKlNG POWDER WILL DO ALL THAT AM HIGH TRICED PONDER WILL DO AND DO IT BETTER A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer TradiMamk. lecml mi SCHOOL SHOES irjiAi'- FOR BOYS and GIRLS "SPECIAL MERIT" SEAMLESS SCHOOL SHOES CGHOOL SHOES without scams-think of li-scamlcjs school shoasl They aro 25nUi ,tu..,dy. l,avo seamless upper. touBi soles and double leather toes. 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