Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 20, 1908)
Are Stch J" ... ...r. rheumatism, STJUrt-" preventive . well i. n " i m our bouse bihI tak It. 3'i 8r.!V m .? for tht cotnpiMnt. It ...... .on nf an ror it. Doiton, " r "l'i SuriBP'1"" ' ?uri HQOld. or In " ...hs. 100 DOIO una iunnr. iir f ataDS. 'vv tw.i. Mass. 1 only W W. . . itrufatllty. f ... -... tr hml been com krl.Jenn.ri. . H! '"Hi0" ' of the ttnancl-l' INI!., " - ln, ,- KJ23il."t," commentad U.r an- foil hubnd. - ...i,mnl hna adontrd ft f'd of treating roacadarnltod roads B". . ... 1 1, Inn ml with lllOUt 10 tS.f . I. The .t said to work in ;rd. Lf li probably mora responsive to Llon.ry effori i " ' " " ,7' . P. , L bonrat conviction thnt bad w the titltn nation In flr or tea years." l1 iMtni to be lb inost popular national colors. """" ,. rtr tivrnt r.flra lead. fnational flaji nineteen have red In J,0 other COIor IB ao mugu uacu. Ixpfrlment made by German sclent- I ihow tnst uutter acoya iwm wutm Lrvd with from 3 to 0 per cent ot If tn propornon oi nu i nirc that tb rcaulta ar Iim aatlafao Vht It la Kor. rife Hunt you go to the club to- lit. dearl luiband-It lan't nbiwlutclr noces- j, but I need the rent Life. Oumd of Italy offered an Interna- il cid to bt preionted to tba firal ctuat who fuccda In croailng tbi by balloon. Ewino . numon, Arr chamiM. kr,U4.llJolJ. hll rr. 7101 Oold, tool rtuooi mV.IL Crnt4 tMt. (lllnanvlop nd fcfVtlitMilon pUletlon. Control and Vjty IVptkioilclUil JUfruMl (.'Mbooaia tm J But. BY MAIL urns i iso Jti, Two HUp. TbrM Htn, . uun caniDiiMir ukbi I nirtaU4 In foar leuaol (rof Wal Wlllmn. If Mllr, i lur- I'uriiiinii.iirrgon iuietean ORAX lie Laundry, Kitchen. Toilet and kaery la a CI earner and Purl liar. I itUn. Ilooklx. HmU ami I'.rlor 0r "WHIZ" U.. i-wlOo UttrK, Co.. Oak Cat. n't fieoli Jllio lit known anil IraoalrblUbleaeod eravm. a, iacxaKeiiai wiiiimi il the reputation l hOUIfl UrnMA lillalriH.. .luiift.nt. n m f Iim Ibut In the trade. rrr'i laAa KuJ i um ... M.it vnvw all ITllcanu. it contain eolotKl plal4, roaoy Prnf ' "l (oil ilMrlptluia, prloa anil airacUoua l-Jr. ? uVr '0 arutlM of Viioutila iwn !. inraiuaUt to all. aod (or lu , 9. M. PIRRV a oo., Detroit. Mloru eel-Glad Grubber 1d,Sironi!i'(tl M ll.ndl.J Iber M.J.. PH MORB LAKOKK MPS wi.F. S EXPRNSR "7 oiUr. tit r'il i nj - LNS. BEALL, Wanuf.ftarot nwiorna A.n. aw i a - . . .w H luruaoui SUPERIOR wUIIES OF UCKERS. SUITS All If II 11 .'X Cu K!me.n Who, have LGet ihe original rariRsh Brand innnn mi. . -- uuTz, ,nce 1630 L..J. 'OW n, 1 T 11 I IW I ''Ji ffpM N.u. No. 7-0 I'crhnpii If tlioro wiih n womnn In tlio moon liintond of n mnn It wouldn't Rut full o often. Ho I enn never tell you what I feel for you. True lovu Ih Hllunt. Sho Oh, no; It KjMJitka to imjm. "IIo'h n very prominent mcmlwr of our yneht club." "Indeed I Whnt Ih IiIh ofllclnl cnjmelty?" "L'our kiiIIoiif." Life. Tho Pnrontal Voice Mnud'e, In thnt younR mnn koii yet? Tho DmiKlitor yyp8, pupa ; ho wiy ho Is. Clovelund Ixjudor. Alumina 0, children, why nre you no tinuRhty to-dny? Children Why, HlHtcr Hitld If wo were Kod Hlic'd kIhk to uh to-nlfchtl trny HtorlcH. MIm Kcreoch YfM, mnmmii lins kept the wolf from Uio door for yonro by her HlnKlng Prof. DIkh Hem no wonder 1 New York Globe. She I notice thnt It In tho nlnRle men who nro tho most nnxloun to ko to wnr. Ho (much married) Yes. They don't know what wnr Ih. "Jane," floated downward a voice, "If that' Mm. Bonndso, I'm not In." "It Is Mrs, Sonndso," flontcd upward a voice, "and she's slad to hear It." Boston Traveler. Towns Yes, Mjittley Is married Didn't you know thnt7 ltrowno-No; why ho told ino ho wouldn't marry the' best woman on. earth. Towno Well, bo didn't Philadelphia Press. First Man Wo have eleven kltteni at our house, and I'vo named them all Peter Pan. Second Man How's thutt First Man They nro never going to Ilvo to grow up. Brooklyn Life. Teacher (nfter explaining tho char acter of tho Pharisee) And now, whnt do wo moan by n "hypoorlteT' Pupil Please, miss, a mnn wot says ho Is wot ho Isn't, but ho ain't. Punch. "Yes," said Mrs. Mugley, "I always try to rotlro before midnight. I don't like to miss my beauty sleep." "Ileal ly," said Miss Knox, "you should try hardor. You cortalnly don't get enough of It." 8tray Btorlcs. Lady (engaging cook) Why did you leave your last place? Drldget Molo ney Whol, mum, tho mistress said sho cudn't do wldout mo, so 01 came to tho conclusion that 01 was worth moro than sho was glvln' mo, and 01 lift at wnnst I Plck-Me-Up, Griggs The Idea of your letting your wlfo go round Baying she made a mnn of you? You don't hear my wlfo saying that Briggs No, but I heard; her telling my wife thnt she did her! best. Ally Sloper's Half-Holiday. Itcdd I see Browne's got an auto mobile. Greene Yes; his rich uncle gave It to him. "Why. ho told mo ho put nil tho money he had Into It." "So ho did. Ho bought n dollar's worth of gasolluo for It." Yonkers Statesman. Doctor Grlflln I must Bay tho world H very ungrateful towurd our profes sion. How seldom one sees a public memorial erected to a doctor 1 Mrs. Gollghtly How seldom! Oh, doctor, think of our cemeteries! Stray torles. Indignant Cltlxen Say! Your boy threw n stone at me Just now and bare ly inlawed me. Mr. Grognn Yea sny lie missed ye? Indignant Cltlren That's what I understood myself to remark. Mr. Grognn It was not my b'y. Tho New Century. Doctor (to patieut) Your heart Is ruther Irregular. Huvo you nnythlng that Is worrying you? Patient Oh. not particularly. Only that Just now a I I.. ..Him nnilAf . when you put your nnnu i'vi... I thought you wero going to glvo mo your bill. Umdon Telegraph. "Your hUHband stays out quite Into vrv nlu'lit." said tho tactless womnn. "Yes," answered tho patient wife, "but I don't know that I blame him. You j nee, In our apartment bouse poopio are permitted to ploy tho piano until half past eleven." Washington Star. "What's your name, my poor man asked tho benevolent housewife, as Mio brought out a saucer of stowed prunes. "Sandy Pikes, F. F. V.," replied tho tuttcreu way rarer, uouis hat "Gracious, and does the F. F. V. stand for '.tart family of Virginia?'" "No, mum; It stands for 'fast freight veteran.' "Chicago News. "I don't mind tolling you," snld tho pretty girl eonlldeutlally, "that 1 want to talco a thorough courno In cooking In order to lit myself to bun good wlfo.' "You nro doing tho rtght thing, my dear," said tho matron In chargo of tho cooking school. "May .I ask how booh you expect to bo married?" "How HliouUl I know?" rejoined tho pretty girl, daintily rolling up er sleeve s. "I haven't found tho man yet." Chi cago Tribune. "In writing up tho burglary," said tho excited caller, "you can say that tho thlovos In tholr hurry overlooked $750 worth of Jowelry and solid silver Plato In ono of tho cupboards." "Might that not bring tho burglnrs to your Iioubo a Booond time?" suggested tho odltor. "1 don't enro If It does," ex claimed Uio other. "I tlon't want tho public to got tho Impression that a gang of robbors can go through my houso and only And 25 worth of stuff worth tonllog.M Pullndolpuln lu QUlror. , The Jar of Coughing TUB DOLMAN. Hammer blows, steadily ap plied, break the hardest rock. Coughing, day after day, Jars and tears the throat and lungs until the healthy tissues give way. Aycr's Cherry Pectoral stops the coughing, and heals the torn membranes. "I alwajri keap Ayar'i Cherry Peetornl In the hpuie. It aire. prfct relief wlieuarer any of in hare cough, or hard cold.. I hare uisd It for a itrat matir yenraand to know an anoui u. aim, Jiiitr ui burg, H. T. OiiKiiTKA,Varr. KA Madabr J.O. Ayr Co.. Lowall, Maai. Al.o maaufaoturera of hfl yers SABSAPAttllXA. PILLS. iia:r viaoa. Blllousnoss, constlpntlon retard re covery. Cure thoso with Ayer's Pills. It I.nallnif KfTrnl. "Itlpsllng, did you ever convert any body to your wny of thinking by your treet corner oratory?" "I know of one, nnyhow, and 'It made a changed man of htm." "What la he doing now?" "He's In the Inanne nylum, Buggies; in the Innanc nnyltim. A gliuipae of the truth wan too much for bis modernized intellect." Itockjr. Tenderfoot I bear you hare atnrted ap a new quarts mill. How are you do ing with It? Mine Owner GneiMlr. thank you. Opinion of u Connolaaenr. "Mr. Spoonnmorc, don't you think a klaa 205 aeconda in duration l a great deal too long to bo agreeable?" "Well, that depends entirely on the er dealrnblllty of the kiasee." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT ! guvMiloed to cure any cue of Itching. Illlml. Jleo ling or Protruding Hlea in A to 14 da) i or xnuiiey rolun Jd. Wc Have Your Tbe new ten-dollar gold piece has arrived, And we got one In our clutcbea by a aqueeze ; Have you noticed that tbe breeches on tbf turkey on tbe coin Are considerably baggy at tbe knees? Houston Poat. Probnble Outcome. Chronic Kicker What do you auppoai would happen to your boaated fleet if It ahould get Into a real battle? Phlegmatic Citizen O, I auppoce we'd get licked aame as we've alwaya been. Sprains. Any sudden turn or twist which may throw a member out of its normal po sition is likely to caueo a sprain, which is really a sudden and more or loss ser ious wrench or twist of a ligament ox of tho muscles controlling the liga monts. Ubo hot wator for bathing the sprain; diy tho surface and apply St. Jacobs Oil as for eorenesa and stiffness. i nedncttont ' The old nag was Jogging up the hill with tho elopers. "Yes," said tho old nag, "It Is rathci tough pulling them up to tho parson age, but It will bo easier coming back." "How so?" queried tho friendly goose at tho roadside. "Why, can't you Beo that after leav ing tbe parsonage two will be xuadt ou?" Chicago News. How's This? We offer Ono Hundred Dollar! Reward for any raio of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Uail'i Catarrh Curo. F, J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O We, the undonlinod, hart known F. J. Cheney for tho lait 1& year, and believe him perfectly honorable In all butineii transaction! and financially able to carry out auy obliga tion mado by li la Arm. WALDINO, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholo.ale Drugglata, Toledo.O nall'a Catarrah Cure li tken Internally, aot ing directly upon thu blood and inucoiu aur faroi of the ayatom. Teatlmonlalr aont free. Price 75 cenu per bottle. Bold by all Urugglita. Take IlaU'i Family PUla for Comtlpatlon. Ilia Feraonul View of It. Admiring Constituent Senator, you bare your own opinion ot this currency question, haven't you? Senator Lotsmun Yea, air, and I sup pose I have answered It hundreds of times. It's nobody's business bow a man gets bis currency. Austrian mlnea are provided with res cue chambers at convenient locations un derground. They are equipped with food and conveniences for miners In case ot accident. y r up tffigs Bixir?f Senna facts geatljryet prompt; ly onthe bowels, cleanses fhe system ejectually, assists one in overcoming habitual constipation, permanently. To get its, i)eneicial ej'fectsuy The Rename. v -I 1 1 I A.1 lanumcXuroa by iho. aw a j CALIF 'ORNIA PoSlTRtJP CO. Onrinpirt Worn hy ItnaainrK In Unrly Tnrklah Wnral "What Is tlio meaning," asks a cor rcHpimdent, "of tho garment called, r believe, a dolman a sleeved tunic hung from the left shoulder worn hy the king of Spain nt tho Bourbon wed ding? Tho bridegroom, too, I notice, was similarly overdressed." Tho im mediate meaning of It was that the two personages mentioned were wearing the most spledld clothes they could find In tholr wardrobes. It signified In tho second place that lxith of them were oincers of iiussnrs, to whom the dolman Is peculiar. Regarded as a historic relic, the dolman means even moro Im portant things. In a sense it means tho salvation of Christendom from tho hordes of Islam. For hussars were invented hy Mat thias Corvlnus, king of Hungary, one of the great opponents of the Turk In his long struggle to break into Europe. Matthias, raised a special force of light cavalry by enrolling- ono man out of every twenty In the villages of Hun gary and "hisznr" means in Magyar "twentieth." Tho world has always looked to Aus tria and Hungary for examplo In tho matter of light horse, and hussnrshnve come to bo copied all over Europe without any thought of the meaning of tho name. Great Britain, never quick to Innovate, changed two light dragoon regiments to hussars only n hundred years ago and has since added eleven hussar regiments to these. Along with the name the distinctive details of tho busby and dolmun have been copied too. The dolmnn tells plainly of the Turk ish war of the fifteenth century. The Hungarian troops had borrowed from their hostile neighbors the Idea of the "dolama" tho word Is Turkish a sleeved robe worn over the other gar ments, probably for warmth. Whether It was Turk or Magyar who conceived the Idea of casting It loose and going Into action with It flying picturesquely on tho breeze wo do not know. The hussar's busby, too, Is Hun garian, the hag depending from the crown being a rudlmentnry form of a long stuffed bag that hung from the Magyar's busby to save his head and neck from sword cuts. London Dally Mall. OVERSHOES FOB HOUSES. overshoe fou nonsES. Can Da Qnleklr Adjoated on Hoof In Came ot Sadden Freeic. Horses undoubtedly require an over shoe when the ground Is snowy and coated with Ice as much as the average human being. Drivers, although anx ious to protect horses from Injury by falling, have been unable to procure n practical and satisfactory oversho. Those mado of rubber prevent the SKIN DISEASES HUMORS IN" THE BLOOI When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, smooth and free from blemishes, but when some acid liumor takes root in the circu lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. These humors get into the blood, generally because of an inactive or sluggish condition of the members of the body -whose duty it is to collect and carry off the waste and refuse matter of the system. This unhealthy matter is left to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid poison. The blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through tho pores and glands of the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin eruptions 6f various kinds. Eczema appears, usually with a slight redness of the skin followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, ace, arms and legs, though other part3 of the body may be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds; the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, which are intended to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condicion and giving it a hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in tho lorm ot pimples ana blacic Heads, wnno Psoriasis comes in scaly patches on differ ent parts of the body One of the worst forms of skin trouble 'i3 Salt Rheum; its favorite point of attack is the scalp, sometimes causing baldness. Poison Oak and Ivy are also disagreeable types of skin disease. The humor producing the trouble lies dormant in the blood through the Winter to break out and torment the sufferer with the return of Spring. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and removes tho humors so that the skin instead of being Irritated and diseased, is nourished by a supply of fresh, healthy blood. External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., while 'they soothe the itching caused by skin affections, can never cure the trouble because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation find forces out every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to ita normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of skin affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent freo to all who write. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm, I Buffered with Eezonia, for forty yoara and could find nothlctr to cure na until I triod 8. Q. B. X auffored lntonnoly with the ltch intr and burning: puatulcu would form from which tlioro flowod a sticky fluid; crusts would come on the akin and when ecratohod off tho skin was Inft as raw cs a pleco of beof. X suffered arrony in tho .lict X was al ted, but lonir rears whan I naad B. B.B.I found a nor feet cure. Thoro has nevor boon any return of tho trouble. O. XL. EVANS, JStookman, ZTeb. S.S.S. PURELY VEGETABE An OveralRht. "I want to pay this bill," he said at the hotel bar,, "but I think you have made a slight error here in my favor. I've been rending over the extras, and I cannot find that you have charged anything for telling mo you thought it mLght rain." Ho Dodged. "So Borroughs owes you money. Well, I think he'll pay you back some day, but you can't make him hurry." "Don't you believe it Tho 'mere sight of me walking along the street has made him hurry several times lately." Philadelphia Press. Moat Direct ltonte. "How did your husband get out of the building after be bad located the gas leak?" asked the reporter. "As nearly as be could remember it afterward," Raid the woman, "be went out through the roof." Wayalde Coinmnnlnira. Wareham Long Wot started the bard times, anyway? Tuffold Knutt We did, ye ole fool. We wus sufferin' with 'em long 'fore any body else caught 'em. Only One "BROMO QUININE." That I-LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of K. W. GROVE. Uiod the World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. 25c Neighborly Cordiality. Mm. Gadder (rifing to depart) Well, you must come and call on me some day. It's your .urn now. Mrs. Chillicon-Kearney Yes; I think It has been my turn for the last five or six times, hasn't it? Chicago Tribune. necoarnlaed Ilia Fnillnff. "Woman of the House A big, strong fellow like you ought to be willing to work and earn his own living. Languid Launcelot That's wot ails me, ma'am. Me muscles is all right, but me will power is all gone. Name Had Encaped Her. "Professor," said Mrs. Gaswell to the distinguished musician who had been en gaged at a high price to entertain her guests, "what was that lovely selection you played Just now?" "That, madam," he answered, glaring at her, "was an Improvisation." "Ah, yes, I remember now. I knew it was an old favorite, but I couldn't think of the name of it, to save me." horse from slipping, but they wear out so quickly their cost Is prohibitive. In the Illustration Is shown one which Fcems well fitted to serve the purpose, Invented by a Massachusetts man. It Is mado along slinllnr lines to the "grlp per" chnln placed on automobile tlca Tho tread Is formed of. n number of metallic links. When the overshoe Is adjusted on tho foot the links Intervone between tho hoof and the ground, af fording a firm grip. This overshoe need not necessarily bo worn on tho horse all the time, but In case of sudden freeze can be quickly adjusted In posi tion and removed when desired. Phil adelphia Record. Short-sighted. ''Why don't you farmers do some thing to improve your roads?" "W,hat for?" asked thejold settler. "It would improve the value of your farms." "Yes; and the rporo value wo get up, the more taxes we might have to pay." Washington Star. Bollcltnde. "Cyrus," hastily exclpiined Mrs. Jytnea, "you ought to be careful how you let Fido eat out of your band!" "Why, there isn't a bit of danger," said Mr. Jymes. "He wouldn't harm a fly." I "O, I know there's no danger to you," , Impatiently rejoined his wife. "I was thinking of Fido." Berlin anthorlties have passed a law putting a tax on cats, and now when one of them is found without tbe metal tag which shows that tbe tax has been paid It in chloroformed. Mo aers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Boothtni Byrup the b. st remedy to uso lor their children aurlng the teething period. x Baally TJnderatood. "I love a dim, religious light," sht, murmured. "I was brought up In Pittsburg, too," he Bald. BU Vitus' Dan re ana an nervous Otstases frit) permanenuj- curro uy iirrve Beatorer. Seid for FREE iz trial bpltla and, treatise. Dr. IL IL Ktlae, Ld.. 911 Arch HL. PhllJU.Pa.. Th rebuilding of Sau Francisco baa been hampered greatly by the exorbitant waee schedule. The rates exceed by dollar per day the maximum scale in New York. CASTOR I A Por Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Ottiildn't Tnlte the Job. An lnlnnd graduate came to New York to seek employment. Through a friend he received an offer of a plact as shipping clerk to a certain firm. In reply he wrote as follows: "I regret that I cannot accept your kind offer of a position shipping clerk, but th fact Is that I am always sick when oo the water." Success Magazine. ThoiiKht Ho Knew Him. A laborer was engaged In tho grounds of an asylum nnd received Instructions to pay no attention whatever to tho re marks of tho patients. Some llttlo tlmo nfter ho commenced work tho governor of the asylum, a well-known doctor, looking nt tho prog ress of tho work, mildly BuggeBted ono alteration. Tho workman dug steadily on nnd never lifted his head. Tho doctor raised his voice, but the mnn, without answering, went on dig ging energetically. The doctor threat ened, stormed, nnd finally thundered out : "Do you know who I am?" Tho laborer straightened his back, looked at htm a minute, nnd, shaking his head, sorrowfully exclaimed: "Poor chap l 1 am sorry for ye," nnd went on calmly with his work. Lon don Express, ;l STIFF, YES? Hoy' Idea of Ilaby. "Pop I" v "Yes, my pon." "Did tho Btork bring that now baby of ours?" "Yes, my boy5" 'Guess ho was mighty glad to got rid or It; It cries bo much!" Youkorn Btntesmo's I III T WW' 9 m jm i i ltl ba ar x r-'af-arh-r n a a ill bbi -crwri" i h i- lavV 'Yi all -w JSirlunttly. iTTTl SHOES AT ALL pmces. ron kvcrv MEMBER OFTHE FAMILY. MEN. B0Y8. WOMEN. MISSES AND CHILDREN. set W. L. Datjgtam mmkmm mntl bbISb mere Crft mafi'BfJ.&U, 33.00 anil 93.SU ahoe than mny other manufacturer Inthm Jfajg0 vrorltT, haeauaa thay hold thalr' mhrnftm, tit bmttmr, wear lontr, anu laCA " eT vaiua inan any utr ahoaa fk thm world to. day. W. L Douglas $4 and $5 Gilt Edge Shoes Cannot Be Equalled At An) Price TnkfNn Huh.tltute. I n l!A IT'fT.lV w T. TVnTm. nam. .ml hHmIi ittmniul nn hftttnm. TTll U Sold bTIha l4rt aio dealers ererTWhara. &hoa mailed from factory to any part of ttia world. Illoa. inUt OtUWf traa U any atldrsu. W. JU UOUQbAS, Mrut, mum. ; . -