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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (March 28, 1907)
m Br FOR sroi ULE org- Tfitchell, dealer In guiioral luJIse, Martin, On., wrltoa: Mloit In weight from iau 10 !i, WesaWMiocouiunoiiivo ftewaiaiikoleton.iio wocon- ucMpbjilclan. lio torn nor irtdnilly commoncod lin- Iqui getting ft littlo utrongtli. rwtlgbi iwpounus. biio h wrdy, and doe bor own kind cooking." Dnliluna. l-ir-DId Him Kimn ntimiro pitingj? DoblxT I don't Slipper What did kIio nay Sal nobbier--Tlmt liu could I put n Rrent deal of niyielf lrort Stliik'r Well, tlmt'H Dfbtcr- In It? The picture ber wai "Calves In u Mcuil The Htiiriicnoia, Hero nro two vnnnyu on tho Ilugu notH by Clilcngo public wbool pupllH: "Tho lliipoiiotH nro people In Franco Hint nrc follower of Victor Hiiro. Tholr louder In n limn nnincd Jcnn Valjcnn tlmt wiih a thlof, but got con verled and turned out well. Tho Hiiro. iioIh nro very good pwiilo. A lady limned Kviuifculluo wrolo a low? jwciii about tlHMii, but It don't rhyme." "The IltigiienotH In tho namo of n bl thing llko a Hle.un roller that tho mo Kill iiKed In India to run over people. It KnuMHlmd them to denth nnd whb very terrible. It had eycH painted on It like a dragon and Hiiorted Htoain when !t wiih running. They aro no liugiio'iiotJ ciiny more." KlnrF. "Heimtor, rvr-ryliody In commending tlmt Kpcecli you iiiiuln the other day on the Miihjcct of the trtiNtH." "I think myttolf It wna a pretty fnlr effort." "niifortmintcly, 1 didn't hear It. What position did you trtki'V "ItioHH you. I didn't tnko any. I man ngod, however, to iiHMiro enrli party to the controvcrny tlmt I(h position wan tho only correct nnd loslcnl one." Tlmn o Him, flunner There wiih a bad, bold bur glar up In the glrlh' college the other day. (Juyer You don't nay. And did tho glrlH yell? (Siinnor I nhoulil nay no, They gnvo the college yell and the burglar hasn't atopped running yet, II II I ill Oilier .Nlilr Ol.Jcrlril. Attorney (for the Weni.) Do you know anything about the merits of thli ciih7 Venireman I should wiy not It bniw't nny merit h. Attorney e ii wise hum man, your honor. N'n nifiwrnm ullti This. "Smythe, you willed on tlmt Iloston girl, did you? Wiih hIic nt home?" "Yen, nlie was at home, but you sco " "Yen?" "Klie wns nt liotne, but you nee " "Well?" "Hho wntt nt home, but you nee M "(So on." "An I wild, she wn at home, but ypu hoc " "Yen. yen; she ivni nt home, but I "Weil, that's the answer." Ht. Vllu' Inr iind nil Nrrvous Msnwoi .iu l.u 1 1 lllna'H flr.&t LESSON TATJQHT BY BRAZIL. Ilovr Ho Knew. . A witness was bolng examined ns to Hploiiill.1 Av..no In HI.. ,1 Janeiro Bnnlty of 01,0 of tbo '"I1"1,08 U! Cut 'in rou ki. u,n fliiitnn. nBylum. "You bold tlmt this Inmnto IB Tho moflt wonderful fenturo of Itlo Inwino, do you?" a lawyer asked. "I do Janeiro Is the Avcnldn Central, do," won tbo firm response. "Why nro IiihikIiio, If you can, n city, CIiIcuko, you so suro?" "The man," the witness for Instance, awakening to tho reallza- snld, "rocb about asserting tlmt bo Is tlon that there are ukIIiicsh, dirt nnd Santa Claus." "And," snld tbo law- dlseaso In Its midst; that Its streets yor, "you bold, do you, that when n nro Ill-paved, unwholesome and unequal man Roes nbout assorting that he Is to tho trnllle. ImiiRlno Chicago deter- 8nntn Cluus It's n clear proof of bis In- n.lned to cha.iRe all this by drawing sanity?" "I do." "Why?" "noenusc," n straight lino through her slums, srv mh tho witness, In a loud, Indignant from the river at Madison street to tho , voice, "I happen to be Santa Claus my- corner (it Tur.lfMi nml llnluftwl lriM.. Self." with other straight lines parallel and nt right angles through other centers of sliiiiKhvn. Limit. The train was called the limited, but what was limited about It? It ran at Ami Imagine Chicago, nfler pulling on unlimited speed, the Incivility of down brick and stone, wood and pins-. the conductor and tho brakemen was ter, erecting on these straight lines j unlimited, as was tho rapacity of the broad, well-pnved, well-lighted avenues, porter. faced on either side by palaces, shops, "It's a mystery 1" exclaimed the little cafes, clubs nnd business hones, all party of foreigners, newly built according to one harmonl- But In a moment they entered the oils scheme, so that air and sunshine drawing room car nnd their wonder enter where they wero before unknown. J vanished. and so that It becomes a pleasure tq "Of course, It's the good taste of the walk where hitherto confusion und dla- decorations 1" they whispered, nnd, re comfort wero unavoidable. mcmbcrlng their manners, pretended This H what Itlo did. The Avenlda not to notice. Puck, was cut literally through tbo heart of the city. From March 8, 100-1, when the first house was unroofed, until the ojciilng of the Avenlda for public use, Nov. 15, JMOft the Brazilian national hojlday of Independence there wero (HI houses demolished and over -1,000 persons scat tered to other and more wholesomo homes. The reactionists who objecj. to 1 the whole plan say that for a tropical , city the old streets were best; thatl PILCS CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO 01NTMKNT la Btiarcntcc I to cure ny cbm) of Iclilntf, blind, bleeding or protruding pile In 6 to II (Jnyt or money rcfunded.Ma Unuir!lntl ve, Mrs. Homer (reading) An ordi nary piano contains about a mile of wire. Ilotncr Huh I The one next door sounds llko It contained a wagon load of tinware. FUSS Ir.luto. lr. 1L ILKIUi. UL.Ml Arch HU, l'bUa-.l'a. Name Old I'rclliiir. Oladys I feel sure he has never loved before. l'enflope Oh, I felt the snuio way, denr, when he tiKcd to umko Iovo to niel Xew York Tress. There l more Catarrh In this ectlnn of thi country thu II other dlneftsen put tORether ml until thii lml few year) vrMiupioird tobi , lnourablc. For agretttmnny venntdoeiur 'pro nouuctil It local ulimane, and prercrlbeilloraS ruinuillcf. and by cunlautly liillllltf to cur I with local treatment, pronounced lilncurablo Hctonco ha provm calarrh to bo a ronatltu llonal ilioaate, auu iiioruiuto rciuiictuiiimu tt.uiHl trnatmoiit. lUU'nCatarrtl Cure, inauu tfflttbe Myers, of 180 South factured by K. . Cheney Mto., Toledo, Ohio, i it, i . ... i tna nni v mtiiiiiuiiouai ruroon wio nmrui. i pCED TO A SHADOW. i Sen by Five Years of Suffer from Kidney Complaint. lVr.ti Intrrnallv In iloivi from lUllrol l tn worked hard in my i toiioonful. it actdlrectlyon ihnblooii bu turn, ,., !,.. Ii, intlOttlinurfftCOolllieylom. Jiieyoiicroin lliiio anil liavo wen hinutroii .iniiar for any cane ItfalUtocuro Bond for circulars and icillmonlnU. AililrcM, r. J. i HfcMit xoiouo, w expire! again and again to changeH of weather. II Is no won- j uci my kuineys gave out and I went all to piwes at last. For llvo years I was fad In if atallyw weak that for six 1 KJld not got out of tho I u ncivous, lestloss and knight, and lntno and M)ro wining. SoinotimeH every whirl nml blur lxf(irn inn. 'kl .a t. II . . uaiuy i couiii not wear m?, and, had to put on bIioch larger than usual. Tho urliu. llnil ln.unu ........ " irequent. I eot holn from w ol Ilottn'a Kidney IMUs, M by tlin titim I )ni,l tL-,. --vj.i.111 nnii Minuting was ure been In i-iuvi i.n..i,i. .-.-unicni. Oil ennfM n Mr nuo,. i Mffn v. v. Bold by l)ruuirtt.7N Hall' l-'amlly I'illi aro tho bctU Aurlrul Iiialnncc, Moioi wan nuinberins the children of Israel, "What are you dolus that for?" aonie body nuked him. "They wouldn't stand for a referen dum," explained Moncn, "and I hud to turn It Into n ccnsim." Not even his worst enemloa. however, ncrufted Moses of doing It for political purpones. C; r n 1 r n I . "Permit rne to ank you, rnadnm," said tho lawyer, who was a friend of the fam ily, "your real reaiion for wanting a di vorce from your husband." "Ho Isn't tho man I thought I was marrying," explained the fair caller. "My dear madam," rejoined the law yer, "the application of that principle would break up every home in the country." l Afifiiitt oi mm muslin LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL l'"WJJ no 'nisnn 1. ..!. .ITn. in i Bonr n li It Mlltniin. -uswnri(l llin.. 11 .11 t . I iu linr lu ntlU f".ia mrnvii I, ,n iiu. lklnMlMt n.wi riicr ni nil ci i.Horiiirrsi. ilC3 0l llmcn ....( i i f. 4 ..l-f ,f n.,.1 iflf.n Uninrr .7". m nnnennf -rr . , ... t ....it ZX ta"lc ware, toilet articles or clothiti"; of one lit whose racnerous vims has tnken root. Not only is it n powerful poison 7'lUeB0rn nr 11 J., nnnnrnnrf first, nf flMa..l. .W If 4,41 UlllttUI T 11 . ' - ' . , t mr Aft t v vwifi'i toiorcu pnois, wuncii mwua j4 b t . j w ii hi i iiirirN nri i no iinii v. iiiili ill obi w ia nrAft rr . j r . , iiaiiiin ni i nninfTtniiQ itmrtri f-ninnii. nuuwa vviivai MBVftentlcnv 4 t.--. t" f fit - . nATtte i I -. i , ... V. i 1. 11 V LL1 1I1LU LJIC 11C1IC1 Llliil AIM Vtl ' ' 1 .'"w HPflt...-t , . .. : : . . . t hu ,a lc'tn iieiinus tunc tne poison uns oniy uwnuiiv. DlOOll n...1 .1 1 1 11.. i.. fM-.,l th('K new, broad avenueH which brlriK I Mother will find Mrs. Winnowi Ooothlng miiillKht Into, dark placcx have aim brought the llrt ciihoh of KiuiHtroke Into Itlo. They fall to realize, of courae, what cleanllnoKH and fresh air alKnlfy. Tho total coat of the Avenlda may reach $80.(X0,000, but It will be worth eveiy cent of It. Of courHe, there are kIuiiih still In evidence In Hlo. A city of TfiO.OOO peo ple, one-third of whom are neriys and many of these of the lowest, most Igno rant tyjK(, cannot Ikj reformed all nt once. In the lanes behind the hills and In the districts around the railway station there are native hives as pic- Ki0na'v,,wIyJl"" turesiuc and as dirty, though not so oyw or Byrup tho beat remedy to use lor their chlWroa aunng tco teeming periou. Ilulililnc It In. Miss Rcdpep You are better, are you not, Mr. IVathertop? You were not look ing at nil well the last time I saw you. I Mr. Kenthcrtop Why, when did you ' aeo me hist? i Miss Hedpep At the Swcllham recep tion. You were waltzing, I think, with Miss Fluttcrbj I Shake Into Your Shoes Allen'e Foot-Kawo. A powder. It makes tich or new boe feel cay. It is a certain cure tor wealing, callous and hot, tired, aehlni; Xect. Bold by nil Ilrugeiiu. l'rlro 'l'c. Trial pack- -.i-.. Auureis Alien a. uinuieo, crowded, nor cut off fro;n sunllKht and air. as those at Whltcchapel or East Hroadway. Header Magazine. HEIlOINi: OF JAMAICA. Tbe Ilamorlat. Mr. Drpcw threw aside tbe paper In which he bad just read that as a Senator be was a joke. "In that case." he said with decision, "I will not resign. I wouldn't spoil a joke for anybody." Philadelphia Ledger. Worth Knowing About If you need a first- hiss laxative, there is nothing teiter nor nnfor tlmn that old fam ily remedy, Urnndrcth's I ill. Each pill contni is one crain of ol d extract of Mtr.-mpnrlllu, w ich, with other vnlunlde v netalde products, make It a blood pur ifier of cxccll-!ii chnr.icler. If you arc troubled with c 'iistit ntion, one pill at niirlit wi 1 nH'ord ureat relief. Rrandrcth' plilf are tlio fame fine lax ative tonic pill your prandpa-ents used. Thev have been in use for over a centurv nndaroMold in every drug and medicine uvuic, ciwieri in or augar iouieu. A Memento. A gentleman was calling upon the widow of a valued friend, says Le Fig aro. During the visit he said : "I was a good friend of your late husband. Is there not perhaps some thing which was his and which I could have as a memento of him?" Tearful widow: "How would I do T film I deceive. LADY SWETTENIIAM. Lady Swettenhain was one of tbe foremost helera in the work of relief among the homeless nnd suffering In Jamaica. Sho Is the wife of Sir Alex ander Swettenhain, K. C. M. O., gov ernor of tho Island, who brought ecu suro on blniself because of his treat ment of Admiral Unvls and tho Ameri can marines Only One "BROMO QUININE" That fa LAXATIVE llltOMO quinine, larlr named remedies Fometimca d The first and original Cold Tablet Is a WHITE PACKAGE with black and red lettering, and bears the signature of K. W. CJKOVK. 26a Oat In the Cold. "Old Fullerplunks, who died a month or two ago, didn't leave you anything, hey? I thought be was a near relative of yours." "Near? He was closer than the shrunk en jacket on a slitoon-lnch eun I" h n n . " vutkrni'i l i ni ti r l m nircTiuti i iff nn if c ii i ntii utaLi itwt. w Ui W. lis D u,. a j f I . 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