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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (June 14, 1906)
A Hair pressing tf or. ,.t.. mor6 manflec- W " . from bclne 1 ftfi feed the hair at the tX Irculnr halr-food 5 dhalrwlllbcstroncand f X where it belongs- ri,tsfls&v.iW75f I 9 (UPJAPaBILU. lljCrS emir rcCTwuL. L AtkHt-Wlmt ago would you . 1 tblnic ptdn't Write to iirr. ..hi. Dorothy enmo hurrying homo Utt w" ' . , i,1....iif Inrms 1 tar new teacher, soya the New I' - 1.1 dont "' 1 .. .. i,uu 1n vnn niinreM JU, IUC", w r mswerod Dorothy, "wo do triU w Mi. rrantlcat VItT. ,.t ! want." Bliriioil tho cnthusl- tejOBB'SUU-. " ' " . : latf re)M wwcu who iuw ui M.i. til rerr well. trnrollng the Liu ih of ilalllniico to Arendy," EltbibMTr villain, "but lot mo tell i t'i loU more inturaniory in we .n trt eel the fat pnrU that lend K IM "--- - til pork UrroL"--Ilultluiore Amerl Hint. ITt ihow the duke nlxut Now York, Ih!i," we explain, "is Wall street," BU irtce yawn. D where li Hrnd street, dontye wr be tiki. i lidlei of the party nre much g ktti', It li the first hint our dlstln I oett bm let foil. Puck. 114 No Kick Co rain or IT tsfon," mid the young widow, Sfly, "that yoa hare been unfortunate Ijow lore affairs." IDs tbe contrary," rejoined the mid tired bachelor. "I havo been exceed k!j fortnnnte. I never fell" In love lib i woman who would have me." "simple M(t, tat Ihry Tlio Idea of you marry- iome Wiggins ! Why, ho can't l ttoujh money to buy a square IPrtttj Niece Oh, that doesn't mat it; we ire coins to vlult among our ma. Iasolcne engines s to 4 bono Ntflatlr trr4nta, IA All sites and FnmowM plti. Writ for catalog. KUWON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland. Oregon. Around the World M hsrs uitd your Flih fnni S Ickcrs'lor years w the Hawaiian Islands m (Mini thetn the oaly MM. that .uiteo. .J ow In thla country (Alind think treat Mdyour cot." E Tlurl.i.wn-. . W Trim n f n 9 WEDABVERTISING JPwtlsnd Trade Directory tTUjl "llur- I ntn Atrfnl Pnte, Ollcs-Accordlnj, to the coroner' rerdlct, a mob composed entirely of women wa responslbi'e for Oreon's demlRo. , Miles How did It happen? I GIIchIIo accidentally got nenr n bnrnfiln counter whero $1 uhlrt walnU were being nold nt 08 cdntu and wag trampled underfoot Columbus Dispatch. "Ah, ma fol A chip of zo Prnti.l t Ttl .... .. I "I inn JIIKIIHII. ln iHiicr innn King, i.,..,, i, , ... ,, There Is hardly a klmr In Ak 'lV?1''. . dom to-day whoso wife docs not ovcM " ' " top him by n head Contradicted. "IIcre'H a HclcnttHt King Edward Is quite six Inches , myH t,",t wo tlilnlc with ono-lmlf shortor than Queen Alexandra. of our brnl-" "Well, I could liowhlm The Czar is overtopped a full head i mm ,Kf01,, w,' ln't." by tho Czarlnn. In a Dilemma. The Wife Two Weeks Kaiser Wllhclm.ls of tho medium J'"" n'd my htiHband couldn't live, height, but tho German Empress Is nlul he's nearly well. The Doctor tnll, and that Is why tho proud Kaiser Madam, I can only express my re will novor consent tp ho photographed Krct- bcsldo his wife, unless she sits while ho Teacher lilt Hard. "Now boys "said lho King of Italy, short and squat, 28 days?" "All of 'em," promptly re- 1? AynTA7,,UPot0 t,VIh0,,Wcri of '" the youngster at tho foot of tho tho tall, athletic Queen Helena. class. Tho King of Portugal, though fat- ter, Is less tall than his Queen. Even tho Prince of Wales Is shorter a good four Inches than tho Princess. Tin, young King of Spain Is sevcrnf . ".,. , " Inches shortor than his new bride. I ' , Tho Queon of Denmark towers abova . '"r," said tho angry bus- Friend Hnvo you ever seen actlvo service, colonel? Col. Grass I havo, sir very active. I once nromlsed a I waiter two shillings If ii0 served mo her royal spouse. iri .... -p-l'l'rolt WixxUrJ, curie C C'iV."lmi fUtttl.,S' nrrii cloth. Ei,TRtrcH)b i NiiiVlUV iKKl Lll.c"l lut I' If. R,fSSl5TP.''lt M.nn h.u 1.1: Mutter of Diet. lie Iioston girls seem to have an air of superior Intelligence. She Ob, tlint'H a mntter of diet rath, cr thnn real knowledge. It Isn't dim. cult for a Doston girl to know beans. Indianapolis Banking Facilities. There aro in Indianapolis, where the National Editorial association convenes in June, seven national banks-with a total capital or $6,000,000 and total de posits of $33,400,000. Tbe total sur. pins and undivided profits are $2,725 . 000. In addition there aro six tru t companies with a total capita) of $2, 476,000; the surplus and undivided profits, $1,210,000, and total depoiits, $10,300,000. All tho banki of Indian apolis aroln excellent condition, earr ing fair dividends and entirely worthy of all confidence. Motoerawlll find Mr-. Wlnilow'i Boothlnj Brrup the bct reniody louio for their children during the teething rrlol. Prlendalilp'a Tribal. "Didn't the wedding go ofT nicely 1" ex claimed Ml Swoetun, enthmlntieallr. "Yen," said Mies Tartun, "except that poor, dear Fan needn't hare been quite ao little durllnt! . I. . 1. ! . I nt ' .... band, "what I say goes." "It docs," re joined his wife, calmly, "provldliiK you wrlto It down and put a stamp on it." Philadelphia Ilulletln. Parson Johnslng DIh henh turkey has shot in him, dcakln ; am ho a wild one? Deacon Ketchum Wal, no but sumo o' de shot dat was fired at mo done hit de turkey 1 Life. "Hy George, but I've got a Jewel of a girl. I proposed by wire and told her to answer at my expense." "Well?'' "And tho frugal little thing waited un til (J p. in. and got night rates." Cour-ler-Jouninl. Good Answer. "I am not going to Join tho church," said a wlsoacro to Dr. Van Dyke "they are all hypocrites there." "Never mind, my dear fellow," replied tho divine, "there Is room for ono more." 8ho Fixed Him J Visiting Philan throplst Good morning, madamu ; I am collecting for the Drunkards' Home. Mrs. McGuIro Shure I'm glad of It, sor If ye come round to-night yez can" take me husbaiid. A Troublesome Future. Nurse Hrldget, come hero and see n French baby born In Dublin. Bridget Poor It's a great perplexity prompt In making her reapomei. She vou'll l tn rnnmnir n ,i,, ...,.. hadn't the allcbteit reaeon to fear that vn i,i., uii,i.., ' Jack would repent and back out when she had him actually at the altar." A Farmer's Irrigation. Under abovo caption in a recent is sue of Tbe Furrow, the following arti cle appeared: "There Is at least ono man in the rain belt region of the United States who baa solved tbe drouth problem, and in overcoming his drouth night mare He has somewhat unexpectedly discovered that every year brings a drouth, to a greater or lees extent. 'I havo put in, as you see,' he said to me, 'a simple plan of irrigating eomo of my land from a little stream running through the place which I though; would give me crop insurance during dry years; but it has taught me that by that there Is not On tho Trolley Car. "Your fare, miss," said tho conductor, pausing be fore her. She blushed and bit her lip. "Your fare, miss," ho repeated. "Sure," salu tho girl, "an' what if I be? Ye must not bo reiwatin' it like that before folks." That's Different. Smith: "He took several good-sized sticks and beat his wife. Brown I cannot believe ho could be guilty of such cruelty. Smith Cruelty? There wasn't uny cruelty nbout" It They were playing golf to gether. "What I want" said tho young man, "Is to get married and have n peace ful, quiet home." "Well," said Farmer Corutossel, "sometimes It work that way, and then again sometimes It's like niitfftr e VA.r (tfw. some period or periods of greater or less 'J0'"1'1 11 dcbllthl' 80ciety.-WaShlng- extent that a watering does not greatly increase tho crop. I can obaerre accu ratoly, because I have my irrigated crops growing practically alongside ton Star. Young Wife Tho landlord says he'll paper tho bedroom, but will have to put It on over tho old paper and not those which got only rainfall for their scrape tho walls. Husband Well, that's watering.' all right Young Wife But think, that 'This farmor's discovery of the effl- room Is much too small already. Amer- ciency and easo ol irrigating was in a icall spectator. meaauro accidental. A mtie stream which showed a capacity In July ol about six cubic feet por eecond, or eny, 2,600 gallons a minute, r-hich is a much smaller stream than the figuroe I.I I... II A. . A.n n ... -.., with a slight fall through a piece of .e have had In the lust two years!" u.i -.i nn in nonr Detroit Freo Press. "What a lovely collection of odd cults!1' exclaimed a guest, icering into the china cabinet; "did It take you long to get so many?" "Oh, no," said the hostess; "thoso are samples of tho Hi - rich bottom land and at ono point near its lower end hnd been dammed by the boys to form a bathing pool. Several years ago, whllo in tho midst of n de structive drouth which was burning up tho crops oven on this usually moist bottom land, the farmer raised this dam by throwing in earth with the help of a plow and scoops, and crudely floodod several acres of cabbages, mel ons and some recently planted lato corn. The roauii was bo sauaiaviury and tho idea of overcoming nature no fascinating, that the next year, after the snrlnir hinli water season, a more substantial dam wan put in at tho head of the field which enabled tho flooding of the entire bottom, with a littlo rouuh surveying to find tho levels. Iho yield is stated to havo been onormouB, Hnd while the farmer's tendoncy has been to over-irrigate, he is learning more than ho ever know beforo about the creat nroductive capacity of land which has enough water at tho right timn. and also the creat responso which comes from heavily manured soil when well supplied with water, ms uam is a cheap affair, built entirely by labor on the farm, and largely reconstructed each year. It has no storage capacity, the Irrigation depending enureiy upon the regular flow." With Din Inn nf no tltno or labor and at considerably less expense could this farmer have secured the same, and even ltAttnr. rMiilta bv the hydraulic ram. It works automatically after once boing started, both nights and Sundays, too, just the same as interest and Just as safalv. It reouirea no attention what ever, and need not be rebuilt every year as does the dam. It does more than Merely to furnlah water for irrl gating parpows. Pure water tor the house and barn la also supplied Every enterprising farmer should in veatlgate this ram subject it it ia only With the YlW ot supplying water io mo house to make it eacler for his wife. Tho Judge But, If you tooted your horn, how Is it that thu plaintiff did not hear you lu time to get out of the way? Tho Defendant I am convinced, your honor, that the accident., was duo entirely to tho inferior velocity of sound. Brooklyn Life. .Mrs. Scraggs (viciously) It seems lileo a hundred years Blnco wo wero married. I can't even remember when wo ilrst met Scraggs (wearily) I can. It Was at n dinner party, nnd thero wero thlrteeen nt table. Translated for Tales from Faiullle Journal. Winer Havo you read any of thoso vorsllled advertisements I'm writing for "Phlsslck's Pink Panacea?" Crlt tick Yes, and they mako mo sick. W mor Good I That's tho effect I want them to have. It helps tho salo of tho "Panacea." Philadelphia Ledger. "Mr. Bugglns," said tho attending physician, gravely, "I nm afraid your wife's mind is gone." "Well, I'm not Burprlswl," replied Mr. B. "She's been giving mo 'I l'lm) of Jt ovorj' day for twcnty-thivo years, and sho didn't havo n whole lot to start on !" Washington Life. "I'd llko to pay you something ex tra," said tho customer, "but seo that sign." Ho pointed to tho printed no tlco, "No tips must be accepted In this barber shop." "Whist," Bald tho bar lier "that's a tip from tho boss, and ltVagln tho rule to accept It." Phila delphia. .Lodger. Moving. T " 8.li Tommy Twad dles "this hero mythology book says that Orphoua was such a Hue musician th't ho mado trees an' stones move." 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S. is that it is the only blood remedy on the market which does not contain a mineral ingredient of some kind to derange or damage the system. It is the one medicine that can be taken with absolute safety by the youngest child or the oldest member of the family, and persons who have allowed their systems to get in such condition that most medicines are repulsive to the stomach will find that S. S. S., while thorough, is gentle and pleasant in its action, and has none of the nauseating effects of the different mineral mixtures and cpneoctions offered as blood purifiers. As every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and strength, it is necessary that this vital fluid be kept free from germs and poisons. So long as it remains uncontaminated we are fortified against dis ease, and health is assured ; but any impurity, fc Qentf emens-S. S. S. is used as a family medicine In our . ' . . i .1 home. Imyself havo taken and always found It what it la numor or poison acts injuriously on tlie SyS- claimed to be. It thoroughly cleanses the system of im tem and affects the treueral health. PUS- Parlt,es. increases the appetite, improves the digestion, . i .. . - i i and builds up the general health. I havo given it to my CUlar eruptions, pimples, rashes and the ohUdren with fine results. It promptly restores the appe- differeut skin affections show that the blood Jf,18 cJoars h BkJn J aU eruptions, it is a very nne . . r . , ii 1 blood tonio and has my hearty endorsement. is in a feverish and diseased condition as a 124 s. 9th St., Lebanon, Pa. p. h. Thompson. result 'of too much acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in tho blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. 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Jtcneumatism, L;atarrn, oores ana uicers, oKin Diseases,. Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other blood troubles are cured perma nently by S. S. S., and so thorough is the cleansing of the blood that no trace of the dis ease is left to break out in future years or to be transmitted to offspring. If you are in need of a blood purifier get "THE KING" of them all, S. S. S. and good results are assured. Book on the blood and any medical advice desired furnished without charge to all who write. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. PU s PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors JsJIk, wool and cotton equally well and Is guaranteed to give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at 10c a package. Write for free booklet how to dye, bleach and mix colors. MONROE DRUG CO., Unlonville. Missouri. KothlnoT Common for Her. 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When thlB tubo is inflamed vim have a rumbling sound orlmnorfect hear ing, aud when It Is ontlrelT closed, Deafness is mo resuu, anu unless uie uinaminauoa can vo taVen out and this tube re toicdtoits normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nltid cases but o( ten aro caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but au lntlatnod condition of Uie-murou surfaces. WowlUglvo One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafnt ss (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by It all's Catarrh Cure. Bend lor Circulars, iroe. , Bold by Druggists, 7So. Hall's Family l'llls are tho best. to Did (he Host It Could. The photographer was preparing take a negative of the prize bulldog. "Look pleasant," he said, mecuanically. The Intelligent animal showed Its fangs still more, but the effort could scarcely be called a success. AILING WOMEN. Keep the Kidneys Well nnd tho Kidneys Will Keep You Well. Bick, suffering, languid women are learning the true causo ol bad backs and now to cure them. M;rs. W, Q. 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