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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 8, 1906)
fmiii i , j tno icw,," ''Tt o Public choo, '.vl teacher ?" ,f ,,, c,nrac. VfJS Strr.lt In clmrac ! "ffliWfl teacher had a 'M,2 libit of nMilnir on 'Ibleoccas'01' ... ,. E'Cf,? niu-tlook at iWSi Washington," -Ho "Inrircnprntfl youth, . sore P0' . Ljbr tC'ls ' f Info " H'JS imvln Homo trou I4 J'iihilailclnlilB Prow. Hood's Sarsaparilla Purifies, enriches and rovltallxoi tlio blood nnd build up tho whole intern. , It radically And permanently cure all blood dlsoasoft, from pimple to scrofula. It 1 tlio bout constitutional remedy for ca tarrh, rJioumstlum nml dyspepsia, There In no tlrno of year when It In not mors Wiuuiy usuiui m on any owier inctlicino. Thoso statement aro confirmed dally by cured Mid grateful men nnd women. Over tO.000 testimonials In tbo last two rears nn uncqualcd, iinappronclied record I Now put up .In tablets, 51 well ai usual liquid form. 100 Doses Ono Dollar, Not Nenr lllm, "It's ronlly distressing to think," said tlio wealthy Mr. Fnrrnsy, "that many very common nnd Ignorant poo plo will ho admitted to henven," ' "Well," replied Mr. Cutting "that noodn't worry you." Philadelphia Prcsa. JS3l rn-eh. o Rheumatic TRADC MARK. fl, mission of tha Old-Monk- it Jacobs Oil 1bl8Curo,nd the world knows niiit'iy i suroly Price, He. and 50c JflEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory ivAKiinwti In Portland of Reprc- tEnlfituflrm. bicffUKSi KUK dovrlolliKMd Print t!i'fefptU. Wut-Janl, CUika A Co. tO U.ViEIIXh WfUirr rorlland. aplcfioiiIjiolrrnHiiindHlliln, EncBO-IERY 8otp irem. iltncm; U'nlt lo ItKBtucrrucnl blauksi Wixxlaril, Clarkr, 3rfH ktiuti for m!i) t vi rr rensonault i ihjwo rrvui m. ktliriitos sin-oval; wn ctiaranlm fit In p ma t curt ckhmm, winrko s wo. IflCJAL EVEH eyrrrlRd Anil hPj ua trfKM0'fruvl, Wuy.ltt.-cl, Clark Co MimHATOItfl-Wft kUnrmilfo Ilia U.H. aUMUMit. wrllo (or rrett c&lu.otf. EiMCMUUisndOak. BCMIIilKO-Iluflum A lVndlHon. sola licrMiuiiiimiD mrrrct clulhra. r.vi-ri' BUBriinira ininn. Morrison una tilxtli lUID IX OltKOON ur Hr tht cry trrl Pkt Inrdd r.lfrnmitiB. Wriin iUv. 't u4 mp ffw. II, H. Cooke & Co., Sil pCTrt,l'orUiid,UrrKoii. ptrooD-lfjou wunt your hen to ly tpirrtttM for free prtlrular tttxiiil kfOCWItr IKKlb-Acm. Mill. Co., If 9JiANH 7 Hn oiii'n Wsirjunii.Mii, lrice. AllCllA T.v',v ricivf i rial fcj a lor 10c in ,ump.. hM4 m"?- fcnijiRii.u.i..... ., "v. . fftjvir'1 ''",1"' uwnl r""'"! rwrf. w WuLinuion u V..Y isiw Eli IRON miMP piiiipdc I (EiEDcnw . . :rr. " P&friK Str.U iwiund. n "seed v r. uk: tl2WC0., Di.,0.,, Mlrh. Plso'a Onro U n Rood couch medicine. It has cured coiiirlm ntid colds or lorty yean. Atdru(cgUt8,2ocotu. irla Mnln rmiK. "But wliy should you worry over your son?" said tho Incubator drum mer. "You sold ho was cut out for something Rreat?" "That'B Ju'st the trouble," sljched tho old farmer. "lie In so slow that ev ery tlmo ho gets nn opportunity some body Jumps ahead an' cuts him out" CITC rrmnent1y Cured. NonUornerrouinMis N 10 fUrnrtdy,uiorir.Kllnit'OrrtNrrvi )llorir. Hind for Jfr Hit trlnl UKImnd trfaildB. Ur.il.JI.KJIiie,UJ..MI Arch UL. l'lilliwlelplilk, A Ilamlticaa Oiiirtanftr, Rachel "Hero Js your rlnjr, Solo mon, I can never murry you, for I lovo another." j Solomon "Vero las do man you lofo?" "Heavcnsl You won't kill him, will ' you?" "No, but I Till sell him ds rlnc shcao." Tales. In tho copper belt of 8hnnta county, Cnllfornln, ore has been found 2&0 feet deeper tbnn It lias been found hitherto. Motheniwlll flnil Mm. Wtmlow't Boothtnir . Byrup tho belt romedy tuugo lor tbolr sblldren Sot flneh nn V.nmy Mutter. "These shoes will be all right," said tho salesman, "after you have got them broken In," The young man, who had been hesitating between that pair and ono n size larger, took the salesman's word for It, and purchased tho bIiocm. A week later he enmc back to the storo with u perceptible limp. "I wish you,'d stretch these shoes," lie said. "They hurt my feet terri bly." "Haven't you got them broken In yet?" asked tho salesman. , "Oh, yes," said the young man. "Tho trouble Is that I can't get my feet broken In." nook. Written in PrUon. A publisher was talking about Oscar Wildes strango hook, "Do l'rofundls," with Its pathetic decoration of a bird beating Its wings against tlio bars of a cell. "Wilde's Is not tho first good booli to havo been written In Jail," ho said. jam, in fact, seems to ho a good plnco to write books In. Literary mcu sur imss themselves there. "John IJunyan wroto 'Pilgrim's Prog ress' hi Jnll, "Cervantes wrote 'Don Quixote' in tlfMiintt "Dofoo Inld tho plans for 'Robinson Crusoe during a term of confinement Imposed on him for tho writing of a pamphlet called 'Tho Shortest Way with the Dissenters,' "Leigh Hunt wroto 'Hlmlnl" In Jail. "Sir Waller Italclgh, during his four teen years' Imprisonment In tho tower of London, wroto his excellent 'History of the World.' "Silvio Pelllco and Tasso both did their best work in Jail." I Losses From Insoct Pests. 0. L. Marlatt, of tho Department of Agriculture in Washington, has pre pared a statement as to tho loss by in sect pests in tho Unitod StateB each year. Ho notes that tho losses each year in all tho plant products of tho soil, both in tho growing and in tho stored state, together with those in live stock, exceed tho entire expendi ture of tho national government, in cluding tho pension roll and tho main tenance of tho army and tho navy. Placing tho valuo of theso products at 5,000,000,000, per year, ho notes an annual shrinkage- due to insoct pests of fully 10 por cent -in many cases of 60 per cent; but at 10 per cent, $500,000, 000 1b "tho minimum yearly tax which inaects levy upon the products of tho farm." This docs not include loss to farm products in storage, $100,000,000; or to natural forest and food products, ako $100,000,000; making a total an nual loss of $700,000,000 directly traceable to insect peBts. From W. S. Ilarwood's "Saving California's Fruit Crops," in tho February Centry. Bo Glnd. "We enjoyed your piano recital last evening Immensely, professor." "I am glnd you did, madam. I was unable to be present myself, on account of an accident, but a brother artist kind ly filled the engagement for me." Deafness Cannot Be Cured br local applications as they rannot reach the dlcaed portion of tbo oar. THere Is only one way to curedca,ue, and that In by cuintitu tloual remedies, ficatneas Is caused by an In flamed condition of the mucous Ilnlni; o( the Kuitachlon TuUj. When this tubo Is Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear ing, and wbon It Uontirely cloned, Deafness ts tho result, and unless tho (nllammatlon can be taken out and this tubo to toted to Its normal condition, hearing will bo destroyed forever; Ulnt) cases outof teu aro caused by Catarrh, which li nothing but an lnllamcd condition of thtrirucoun surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any caso of Drafnrss (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by 11 all's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O Bold by DruRnlits, 76c. Hall's Faintly Tills are the best. rSSlMERS 55ALE WTO ivBY ALLTHE, izm EST DEALERS S!tnf& A. J. TOWER CO. ESTABLISHED 1836 - B06TOM KLWYORK CHICAGO TOirW ONAMaJI CO.ltoiU4.TOROs70.aH. Could Not Trout Htm. After a wordy argument in which neither scored two Irishmen decided to fight It out. It was agreed, says tho Washington Post, that when either said "1'vo enough" the fight should cease. After they had been at it about ten minutes one of them fell, and imme diately yelled "Enough, I've enough!" But his opponent kept on pounding him until a man who was watching them said: , "Why don't you let him up? H says he's got enough." "I know ho says so," said the vic tor, between punches, "but he's such a liar you can't bellevo a word he saysl" RHEUMATISM BODY RACKED WITH PAIN No other bodily suffering Is equal to that produced by the pain of Rltcut matism. When the poisons aud ncids, which cause this disease, become in trenched in the blood there is hardly nny part of the body that is not af- . . .... . . ' '... it ...:ii. .... .1 icctcu. me muscles uccome core ana urawn, ur ncivca iwui.-u mu ouuu, the joints inflame nud swell, the bones ache, every movement is one ol by indigestion, stomach troubles, torpid Liver, weak Kidneys nud a general I . : - t . . t1. mfiioa .unC tot- fnctonrl nf nninff off throuch nature's avenues is left to sour and form uric acid, and other acrid . . ... . ... . , i.i i tii . ,i.n(. noisona wnicti are ausoruca iiuo inc uioou. auguwuuwu uum nut u.i f f A 4 1 au an ice. in some cases it laves n FBLHOHE TMEIT Spas iiMI'Vlu un lln.1. . r'l teESE MEDICINE CO H'Mf. vor-Morrison 'wllAND, OREGON. ft a hAtif flffnAn vnira airn T had. a flfivare attaok of Hheuuiatlsra and could not work with any satisfaction. My loirs woro badly swollen and drawn so X oould scarcely walk. I tried many rem. odfea but oould Ret no rellet. Iwii An., ally reoommondad to try S. 0. 8. and It aoon oured mo sound and well. I am now 74 years old and havo never bad any return of the trouble, JOSEPH FROBIE HAWLEY, Box 104. Aurora, 111. Rnmnttmn aoro I had Rhoumatism and hud to quit work. Tho pains In my back l. . MH .ImiilrUrfi WAN aft ill i in i vt null iii w u.iui. .i.wi . " tnnaa I oould not rest or sleep. I trlod and ovorythlntrbut nothlntr aiameanyiroou. till I heard or ana too a. a. o. xm; medicine oured me sound and well, it purl Hod my blood and mado mo feel Ilka a now man, .r CONRAD IiOnit, Anderson. Ind. 123 E. 10th St. yaudcring form ; it may be in the anna or lees one day ana m me Shoulders, feet, hands, back or other Tinrts nf tlir hnrlv tlio tiext. Others suffer more seriously, and are never free from pain. The uric ncid and 6thcr irritating substances find lodge ment in the liimtclM and ioints and as these deposits increase the mus cles become stiff and the joints locked and immovable. It matters hot in wlint farm the disease llinv be the cause is nlwnva the same a sour, till I heard of and took S. 8. S held condjtion of the blood. This vital stream has lost its purity nud freshness, nnd instead of nourish- f -i . r .. . 1 1 .Met lK U .ceding IIIC UIULTCUV jmna . j . Willi liinln,.o-lr,irr nrnncrtlfs. it fills them with the acids and salts of tins painful nud far-reaching disease. The cold and dampness of Winter always intensify the pnius of Kheumntism, and the sufferer to get relief from the nirnnv. nil. tb nfT.tpd nnrta with liniments, oils, lotions, etc., or uses plasters and other home remedies. These are desirable because they give t.. . i...t i, ,,r. fT,W nn tln real trouble which is in biuijuiui y case mm luiiiiuu uui k..ww ... ------ - , ii i i the blood and beyond the reach of such treatment. S. S. S. is the best rem. I. .,1.. tl Tli,i,iinMitii. Tt fne.q into the cut u iv .... , o . blood and attacks the disease at its head, and by neutralizing and driving out the acids and building up the thin, sour blopd it cures the disease permanently. While cleansing the blood S. S. S. tones up the stomach, digestion and every nnrf nf rim Rvstem. soothes the - - - mull - - r , . , , , i tint, 1i6n1via the (lenosits in the joitits. relieves all pain and completely cures this distressing disease. & S. S. is certain cure for Rheumatism in any form s Muscular, Inft? Ur or Sciatic. Special book on the disease and any medical advice, without; charge, to all who write. TfX SWIFT SPEGinG GO: ATLANTA OA temporary ease nud comfort but 1 the blood and beyond the reach c sss PURELY VEGETABLE. He May I tender you soino chicken? I Hllft T ...tali si. ....t.1 til.. 1 L. 1. to oat tho way it Is 1 Loulsvlllo Cour- lur-journui. Customer Havo you the last Liter nry Digest? Clerk I'm sorry, but tho last copy has been sold. Will What to Eat do? Ex. Mamma Come now, Willie, you must havo your neck washed. Willie Aw, say I Who Invented neekwashln', anyhow? Ex. Ada Timid, Isn't ho? May Aw fully. He's so nfrahl that she'll say no that ho won't give her a chance to say yes. Hrooklyn Life. Madnm Ho sure to put plenty of nuts In the cake. Cook I'll crack no moro nuts to-day. My Jaw hurts mo already. Hartier'fl Bazar. "I know a man that has never been kissed in his life," said he. "Well," said she, unsympnthetlcully, "it's his own fault." Detroit Free Press. "Do you cr over tell fibs?" asked the lady who had advertised for a maid. "Not for myself, ma'am," answered tho applicant ; "only for tho missus." Tit Bits. Weary Willie I had a good Job once, but was forced to resign. Mrs. Hand outHow was that? Weary Willie Why, because do boss wouldn't tiro me. Judge. "You're such n wretched writer It's a wonder you wouldn't get n typewriting machine." "I would, only that would show what a miserable speller I am." Philadelphia Press. "Why, Johnny, I am nshamed of you. How could you take little Ethel's half of tho apple away from her?" " 'Cause, ma, I ain't forgot what you told mo to always take sister's part." "His family felt very much distress ed about his going on the stage, did they not?" "Yes," nnswered Miss Cay enne, "but not until after they had seen him act" Washington Star. Her friend Yes, my ancestors moved In the best colonial circles. They wero Tories, you know. Tho colonial dame Yes? Then, I dare say, my ancestors helped to keep them moving. Ex. Mary Ann I've corno to tell you, mum, that th' gasoline stove has gono out Mistress Well, light It again. j Mary Ann I can't Sure It went out through th' roof! Cleveland Leader. I Mr. Goodthing How does your sis ter Hko tho engagement ring I gave her? Her Young Brother Well, it's ! a little too small. She lias a hard tlmo 'getting It off when tho other fellows call. "Very well, sir," snld Dr. Qunck, af ter his quarrel with the undertaker, "I'll make you sorry for this!" "What aro you going to do?" asked tho under taker; "retire from practice." Tlt Blts. Husked I don't object so much to Fanny kissing her dog, but I prefer her to kisa mo before, and not after. Wasper I know, but don't you think that the dog has his preference, too? Answers. Friend Now that you have mado millions, what will you do? Old Bul lionsI shall retire aud amuse myself telling peoplo what a burden wealth is and how happy I was when I was poor. Tit-Bits. Bacon Did you ever got anything on tho Installment system? Egbert Yes; I got my household that way. First, I got my wife, then her father and ! mother, and now I'm getting her broth ers and sisters ! Answers. Chemist (to poor woman) You must tako this medicine threo times n any after meals. Patient But, sir, I sel dom get meals those ard times. Chem ist (passing on to next customer) Then take it before. Glasgow Times. "Your llttlo dog," remnrked Sub lines, "looks very odd. What did you I havo his tall cut off for?" "We sim ply had to do it," replied Cltlmnn; "he .wagged it so much nnd we live In a I- . . Tl.ll..lAl.il.ln Ttvtoa lint, yOU KllUW. ulHUlKiiium i ivoo. Llttlo Girl (at the door) Sister Is awful Borry, but she can't see you this 'ovenlng. Young Man I'm sorry, too, I Margie. I hopo sho Isn't ill. Llttlo Girl Oh, no; she's busy getting en 1 gaged to another fellow. Detroit News. "No," declared Mr. Nagger, "thoro ..mw vnn n woman on earth who could refrain from turning around to rubber at soino other woman's clothes." "No?" replied his wlfs, sweetly. "Didn't you over hear of Eve?" Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Loveasernp I soo by tho pa pers, George, that n certain Miulamo Pouscp and Beverul other Russian la dles havo enlisted In n Cossack regi ment in order to provo thnt women can tight Mr. Loveascrap How entirely unnecessary, my dear. Judge. Dick Tate Miss Short Isabel you havo been in my olllco for two years' now, and I havo learned to iovo you better every day. Will you bo my wlfo? Isabel Short Oh, Mr. Tate, Is it fair to itBk mo to glvo up n steady position for nn uncertainty? Brooklyn i li fe. I An English debtor, on being sued, ad mitted that ho had borrowed tho mon ey, but Bald that tho plaintiff know nt tho time It was a "Kiuuieen .Miivour neon loan." "A Kathleen Mavourncon loan?" questioned tho court, with a( puzzled look. "That's It, your lordship , ono of tho 'it may ho for years, and ' It may bo forever' sort." New York Tribune, Hnnfi-rreed Oil of Lemos. "This oil of lemon," said tho spice merchant, "is an exquisite thing, It is hand-pressed pressed by hand out of lemon rind. Smell it" I Tho odor of the clear oil suggested sunlit lemon groves miles, in extent on a mountainside overlooking the blue' oca, j "I'll tell you how the oil of lemon is extracted," he said. "A man sits with a sponge in one hand and a piece of i fresh lemon peel in tho other. Ho , presses tho peel against the sponge, j giving it finally a certain dlfllcult nnd dexterous twist, and this breaks the cells In the rind, and tho oil there's only a half drop of it comes reluc-, tantly out upon the sponge. "When the sponge has taken up tho drlbbllngs of about a hundred rinds, It is wet enough to be squeezed out An ounco or so of clear and fragrant oil them flows from It. "There is no way to extract this oil within a lemon rind except by squeez ing and twisting the rind by hand. It takes the rinds of about 1,200 lemons to make one pound of oil." j Nat an n Dlnh. ' "Our English cousins," remarked the woman who has Just returned from the land of John Bull, "do not wait until the arrival of Hallowe'en to become Interested in the tasty and nu tritious nut I was particularly im-1 pressed with their manner of serving cobnuts, which are similar to though j larger than our hazelnuts. For lunch eon or for tea these nuts were quite the most delicious things I ate. They were served fresh" and green, with de licious brown bread and butter and a salad made of crisp white lettuce j leaves, wltn a Frencn dressing. Over there these cobnuts come, as a rule, from the neighborhood of Kent Eng land may be lacking In fruit, but she certainly takes advantage of many of her other products." For Lung Troubles Aycr's Cherry Pectoral cer tainly cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, consumption. And it certainly strengthens weak throats and weak lungs. There can be no mistake about this. You know it is true. And your own doctor will say so. " My little boy had a terrible conh. I tried W everything I could hear of but In vain until U I tried Ajera unerry j-ectnrai. iiio urtt night he irus better, and he steadily Imprnred until he was perfectly well." Mils. S. J. Steele, Alton, III. A Mado by J. O. Ayer Co., Low.ll, Mass. 0 m ai.o maouiaeiurDra 01 Iyer's SARSAPARi'LLA. PILLS. HAIR VIGOR. Koep tho bowols regular with Ayor'a Pills and thus hasten rocovorv. A Snpcrb Defenne. Manager Jackal (of the Jungle Uni versity eleven) We're going to let "Quills" Porcupine play half-back this afternoon. Monkey '08 I hear he's a mighty, dangerous proposition. Manager Jackal Well, he never gets sat on more than once during a game. Puck. ivoi v 000'000'oS noqo spiei ttuocj IS oi mi!A 9ttl. noiSaj pjo3 oiij; P. N. U. No. 5-06 writing to advertisers pleaso mention this paper. Send postal for "'Book of T t. n Send for KC right a- way. It's purer and more efficient than any Bak ing Powder that costs three times as much. 25 oz. for 25c. All grocers Do you know the secret of the Wave Circle ? Wonderful! k Don't delay. another day ! JaquesJifg. Ca Chicago j DR. W. A. wise 18 YEARS HERE And doln? dental work a'l the time that Is the r-'cord ot Dr. W. A. We. In nur es tablishment are expert dentists who are competent to perform the most Important dental oi.t-.-ai inns. Su ma'ter lln nature of lha w,UH, there Is a man here to do it. WISE BROS., DENTISTS DR. II. A. STUIIDKVAXT. Special st on Children's Teeth and Kegula Ing. Fatllnc Itlds., Third and Wash ttor Sts. 8 a. m. to V p. m. Sundays to li. Maui Work Dane on Wttkly and Moatnlr Piyrcentj DR. T. P. WISE. Grandfather's Cure for Constipation REAT medicine, tho Saw buck. Two hours a day sawing wood will keep anyone's Bowels regular. No need of pills, Cathartics, Castor Oil nor "Physic," If you'll only work tho Sawbuck regularly. Exercise is Nature'3 Cure for Consti pation and, Ten-Mllo walk will do, if you haven't got a wood pllq. But, if you will tako your Exerclso in an Easy Chair, there's only ono way to do that, and make a Success of it. Because, there's only ono kind of Artificial Exercise for tho Bowels and Its name hf"CASCARETS." Cascarets aro the only means to exer cise the Bowel Muscles, without work. They don't Purge, "Gripe, nor "upset your Stomach," because they don't act like Cathartics. Iney don't flush, out your Bowels and Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel, Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do No, Cascarets strengthen and stimu late the Bowel Muscles instead. These are the Muscies that line tho Food passages and that tighten up when Food touches them, thus driving that Food on to its finish. They are the Muscles that turn Food into Strength through Nutrition. Well, a Cascaret acts on your Bowel Muscles as if you had Just Sawed a cord of wood, or walked ten miles. That's why Cascarets are safe to tako continuously In health; and out of health. Because they move the Food Naturally, digesting it without waste of tomorrow's Gastric Juice. They thus work all the Nutrition out of it before it decays. The thin, flat, Ten Cent box Is mado to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My La-iy's" Purse. Carry It constantly with you and tako a Cascaret whenever you suspect you need one. Thus you will ward off Appendicitis Constipation, Indigestion, and other things besides. Druggists 10 Cents a Box. 8 vory careful to get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Com pany and never sold In bulk. Every tab let stamped "CCC." tir FREE TO OUR. FHIENDS! We want to send to our friends a beautiful Frtnch-desicned. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX, hard-cnamr-led in colors. It Is a beauty for the drfsslne table. Ten cents in stamps fs asked ai a measure of good faith and to cover cost of Catcarets. With wJtlcHTKls dainty trinket ft loaded. 713. Send to-day, mentlonlne this paper. Address. Sterling Ketaedy Company, Calcac o Mew York. '1