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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Sept. 8, 1904)
Catarrh p Whether It la ot the nose, throat, stomaoa, bowels, or mote delicate organs, catarrh" II always debilitating and should neter fall of attention. It is a discharge from the mucous mem brane when kept In a state ot Inflammation by an Impure, commonly scrofulous, con dition of the blood. Hood's Sarsaparilla Cures all forms ot catarrh, radically and permanently It removes the cause and overcomes all the effects. Get Hood's. Future Mandarins Wanted. Throe of Sir Clientung's daughters areliving, and the eldest, Mlse Wun KripSaS'WnTe to th'is-country with her father .and two small brothers. There jla a little family joke connected -with the young woman's name, which doesn't detract, however, from the statement that girls are welcome in intelligent Chinese housdholde. SU1, to have future mandarins about the house, there must be boy a The first child In Sir Chetung's household was a little glrL That was a$ it shoulcLbo. But the second was a ,lri; loo: tfTifetor luck they named the soc-jend-Hwiby Wun Mel, which means ""Change." That Is, Wun moans change and Mel means the UnteL That was a hint that the third baby should be a boy. But the stork flying about Kwang-Tung Province didn't take the J hint. The third and fourth children were girls, too. "So the laugh was on us," Bald the jolly Sir Chentung as he finished the story of his daughter's name. He can spring a purely Yankee Joke with Oriental gravity, and never misses an opportunity to do so, Charles A. Sei dell. In Pearson's Magazine. Old Nan's Secret. Alpena, Mich.. 8ept. 5 (Special) Seventy-five years of age but hale and widow Wixen Yes; Henry died hearty is Mr. Jerome K. Fournier of qulte reconciled. 1 was at his bedside this place, and to those who ask the untll la8t momei,t. Dumley (mean secret of his splendid health he gives ln t0 b'e compUm-ntnryJ-Ah, that ac the good advice "Use Dodd's Kidney ,,. fnr ,.nnatnn TrSniurinr Pills. When asked for his reason for bo strongly recommending the Gieat American Kidney Remedy, Mr. Foam ier related the following experience: "I lecommend Dodd's Kidney Pills because they cured me of Diabetes. I Buffered with my kidneys for a long time and Buffered terribly from 'thoee Urinary trqubles that are so general among aged people. "Then I started to use Dodd'B Kid ney Pills and eight boxes of them cured my kidneys, regulated my water and made me feel like a hearty young man." Dodd's Kidney Pills make the old feel young because they make sound kidneys. Sound kidneys mean health and health is the other name for youth. Helping the Minister. ClaraWas your fair a success? Dora Yes, indeed. The minister will Jaffcause to be grateful. ",ttow much was made? Nothing. The receipts were less than tub expenses. But sixteen of us got en nlged, and the minister is to perform the memories." Confidence of X"outh. "Now that you are through college," srkea & friend of the youthful grad- . "what ntxtY" shall study medicine." was the i't that profession already over- k4 the friend. answered the graduate. aiperior knowledge, "but it just the same, and Ay in the profession ir chances." grow Nuptai, the tsiarrled twelve s asjtm:M BnBwHWf5Bg5g iW IsMI lMlMllsTj-sslssss-SiM-SJsl ' .aisssBK-' SflBjr7SBBSBBBSPHM JSjUU Lil UlCU "SSSQBBBHBBBVHaErS Bsr AS FllrtaUon: Stella-Did you buy a -obleman while you were abroad? Bella No: merely cnange. "Tourem says it only take, a cent to run hi, auto a mile." "I always wondered what the scent was for." Cleveland Plain Dealer. xr t .. - t- JrlJ? JT.t n, jraiciu. irai-mu mui u Yea. I refused to nMk to Mr. Tallormade. Princeton Tiger. "The Paddingtons are great on stylo, aren't they?" "They have no automo bile, have they?" "No, but they be long to a church that has a curate." Exchange. No doubt about it: He Is he a self-made man? She Oh, yes; he spells English the way it is pro- it is pro- nounced and pronounces French the way It Is spelled. Judge. Madge What makes you UUnk that handsome music teacher is mercen- ary? Marjorlc He ennrges uoiiy, father two dollars an hour for making love to her. Town Topics. I've got no use for the man who mixes business with religion." "No; ...... . 1 I L. . . M uui some oi us wuuiu ue ucucr mr mixing a little religion with our busi- ness." Philadelphia Ledger. Patience That was the sixth time she's been married; and yet she looked nervous, umn i sue: rairice xw, poor girl; perhaps she's afraid it will be her last. Yonkers Statesman Mrs. Gollghtly This Is my new slxty-flve-dollar bathing dress, my dear. What do you think of It? 3o- lightly Think you got less for your money than any one I ever knew.-- Town Topics. Mlstresa Mary, go to the door at once. Some one nas rung tnree times. Mary It's all right, mum. It's only that young feller as is mashed on Miss Maud. Yer needn't be afraid of bis goln' away In a hurry. A teacher giving lessons on physical force asked, "Now, boys, can any of you tell me what force is it that moves people along the street?" He received from one of the boys the unexpected answer: "Please, sir, tne ponce." "Papa," said tho romantic girl. "Percy Pink placed the stamp In the lower left corner of the -utciupu. Does that mean anything?" "Sure," grunted her practical pa. 'What does It mean?" "Silliness." Chicago News. "I'll have you know, stranger, that I belong to Chicago,"' said the Yankee. "'Deed an' wha'd hae thocht ltV" quoth the skeptic Scot; "frae the wey ye've been speaking I thocht Chicago belonged tae you." Glasgow Evening Times. She had Bent off a telegram and was waiting for an answer. Suddenly the peculiar halting click of the rece.v ing machine sounded ln the office, and she said to her companion: "That's from George, I know; I can tell his stutter." "I suppose you'll take ln the SL Louis fair?" said Mr. Staylate. "No' replied Miss Patience Gonne, making no effort to suppress a yawn. "Well," he continued, "I simply must go "Oh, must' you? It Is late. Isn't it? I'm so glad you called." Philadelphia Press. "I have been told," remarked iho visitor in Salt Lake City, "that your lake Is drying up. "What seems to be the cause?" "I guess, mister," said the native, "If you had as much salt iu you as that there lake's got, you'd be gittln' purty dry, too." Chicago Tribune. "That's my last canvas," said D'Auber; "I Btarted that six months ago. You see, some days I paint away feverishly, forcefully, absorbedly, while on other aays i cant paint at aii. "I see," said Crlttick; "you painted this on one of the other days." fniia delphia Press. Noa susceptible to tillage: Mrs. Lakeside Oh, yes; some of those nar row, exclusive Eastern people say that Chicago isn't cultivated. Mr. Lake side H'mphJ All tho city is except the south part, and that's too marshy, The land ain't worth cultivating." Brooklyn Life. "Haven't you got a typewriter girl yet?" "No, I haven't been able to llnd one with dark red hair." "Eh? What's the idea in that?" "Well, when 1 carry long hairs home from the office hereafter, I want them to be the same shade as my wife's." Catholic Stand ard and Times. Itowena Where did you say you caught those lovely flsh? Rupert Oh, T AArxK hmva a hiin' a ffllnw ultHiiir I dldnt nave a Due, a renow wiiung next to me caught those as fast ns he j; could pull them In, and I gave him fifty cents for them. Rowenn Rupert, . . , ... ..I do you feel well? You are getting so 004 you scare me. 0" I "Ifs curious that women are never it poets or musicians." said Mr, m. "What did you SflyV asked Drife. f4I wai. merely remarking men are tou seiiNlble to squau- Miergles ou poetry and music t.Ht that somo meu do.".-. THE KING OF BLOOD PURIFIERS . Mmul r vtt discovered popular favor as S. S. S. The people cvemrhere in dorse it, ij i,-, - enw Vinmpa whra 5. S. S. for the blood is not known and used. It is superior in many ways to tho ordi th first " JXXu nnrxnA. mad- r-y - -', 7.jr..: anA r . . T..7' ? . I itnAn Mnuo! !" "rT " follow the use 01 o. D. o., n m containing strong minerals, which ind in other ways damajrt, the - , , n l . tnen 86 ironic oorw, wieumauw.., v....., .,.--.-,, ana nw trivn r ' ' AI.-ATB KGSPS 8. 8. 8. ON HAND. hnnA Pnlsnna nn,1 ofW ,r-.l 11 A-V TUT--01 UlUUIBWi Ji W -WW-. -" I . Tt attftut fw.lvit V.Crfl bean aia your S.S.8. aa a household remody. Dau conouion oi mo oiooa, I fca-o taioa it as a tonto and appetizer, and bo- no remedy acts so promptly ueve there la none oewer. wa and thoroughly as S. S. S. ekUdrenatTaxlon. times for litUe akin eruptions, rcach-8 deon-sen ted. mVE long-standing cases, upon TfTn,b0ttiots.B.s.it tones an the which tho orrlinnrv nntneh . , vl j j v -Ia,; anasarsapanimcompounas ...the beat remedy of the kind that -1 "- v:"i?whoml " ".V jr " "".ti . , , a. s. s win searcn out ana remove irom mo uiouu uic hxcu poison anu build up the health ; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim- ulatcs the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can exist without good blood, but can organ, tissue and nerve in the bony I . . ll A 1 rl..?J - - I k. ana unless mis viiai nuia is Kepi the body suffers and tho system vided in S. S. S. a remedy for experience and a thorough test have the acknowledged King of Blood rmra MnnirAi ncnADTMPNT is an important part of our business, wno neea eavice or special lniormauon in rctraru 10 incir case, w rue us, and our physicians will ndvise Retort Courteous. Say, why don't you keep yore 'iocs out uv my corn? asked Silas Harlx, angrily. "Why don't yew keep yore corn out uv , fro Wr,, ,oJnJr my hogs?" queried Hiram Oatcake, calm-! Bautnl Ruelnn Hnltmnn iy. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrnp tho beat remedy to use for their children daring the teething period. Willing to Oblige. "No malaria about here, I suppose," said the prospective summer boarder. "Not enny," replied the rural landlord. . "We ain't never had no call fer it; hut ef thar's enny tew be had deown tew th' village I recken ez hcow we'll git it fer you." To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, aoowder. "curehote iaruggja ana snoe stores, 35c Don't accipt any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address Alien . uimstea, Le Boy, N. Y. Cause and Effect. "Green apples," remarked the man whevhad been reading the Scientific page ln a comic almanac, "are said to bo as excellent cholera preventive." "Guess that's right," rejoined the drug clerk. "Anyway, it's a safe bet that persons who die from eating green apples will never be troubled with cholera." CASTOR 1 A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Ansten Chamberlain is 41 years jold, but betrays no inclination for matrimony. Bis father, Joseph Chamberlain, has been married threo times. "DID'NT HURT A BIT" IS WHAT We can extract one or all your treth with out hurting a bit, and put in new teeth tho ame day If you desire. Our svstem of crown timple, quick and painless. Dr. F, A. Wackmore will have charge of ourQresham office every Haturday. The doctor Is a graduate and registered dentist, and wo fool confident that Ee will treat the people right. Open evenings till 9 Suniays from 9 to 12 Phone Main 2029. . f. n iac Uricn DnAC Tz4. vy lOLr URW,, sCllLlLd "CYCLONE" ENGINES Write for Cataloguo and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. You Can Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched in a CHATHAM INCUHATOR. . r.ri iuo ci juu iiuimw a unainam inctl- uatorwiu come out ahoaithv. sturdvchirv. ih.t the record the Chatham jncubator has made for UT uue? than the most mo&VlywSnr"llereTs hfgmoney to be made In raising chlcens with a Chatham incubator. The farmer who overlooks this branch of his business Is neglecting one of the JK.e5r"ifir ,"1 P'0,,UCP departments of his farm. The I'lcllla Coast ( not nrrAurln- ..ni.i. .hi.t. i Jo supply their own wants. Chicken raising Auit okkkb: We will sell rou a Chatham m. cubaiorqn time. It wlllmake many times its cost .v jww. ...a iic.Kii., ifrim mo ior our 'In I quo Catalog and useful bints ou poultry rais ing. Costa you nothing. Do it now. GEO. W. FOOTT Paolflo On ant Ag9ttt M9X48U SAOMMNTOsOAL. has met with such olnco S. S. S. is a. guaranteed. exclusively of medicinal roots '.. nf'ta tnmV pffi.l. n. Z .'TA erfuHy 1 - i :n, i:-:-.a mw p- " ...-....- derange me stomacn ana digestion system. For diseases of the blood, . r-t-.--l Si-rnfu n Tint a nnrl Pi'm. in03. ' . , , . rl ... I riFLVQ - w mm ll . mi r . have I have noeiiect. iven whcro . . prcaisposmon to aiscaso, never be robust and strong; for every looks to tho blood tor nourishment, 1 - t 11 . A . it. . L .f iu a pure, iicuuny biaic, uic rest oi soon breaks down. Nature has pro diseases of tho blood which loner proven superior to all others, and Purifiers." M ,r maintained for the benefit of those you without charge. 71IE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm POSITIONS GUARANTEED. ' 5,xi forfeit placM with ah atlonal Bank to mako good sny failure on our part. Catalogue TV) coma, Waah. Columbia Collegiate, Prepara tory, Commercial and UniimnpUiiGrammar Grade Ul.lVCldUV Courses. Boarding school for young men and boys, Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore, Apply for Cataloguo. PRICES THAT TALK. Best galranlzed standard wrought Iron tlne K Inch. IV90 per 1U) fet. Ilest iralvanized standard wrought iron pipe, l Inch. 7,9j per 100 feet. AM slies in black and galvanized pipe at lowest market prices. Wtxid pumps capacity one barrel tier minute. H. Itubbar. , leather and canvas belting, none and packing ' at wholesale prices. Write in for your wants in ine macninery line, irrigation plants a ; specialty. Kelcrson .Machinery Co., Port I land, Oregon. BUY FROM YOUR DEALER p. N. u. No. 37-1904 TXT II EN wrrltlng to advertisers please I T T mention mis paper. THEY SAY and brides work U VH. W. A. wiat, 208-ZI3 PoH!i- nid-.. 3d a w..hi--f- PORTLAND, ORUQON RUSSELL 99 9 THRESHERS jto isisB sfls-ss(lsl Irrr"'1 mi I II iBm.! Jf t OT For the Complexlou.-Oranges eaten auuiymj euwi n ius wuiyie-juu, nm can do no harm lf MtB ln mod. erati0u. Hot Water Drinkers. If vou need iu uiiiin. tiui irvnici iiuui i L iiuui uti7 --.t. .t .. mui. IH I JU ' VT UIM.. -U.B F1HI . . w . v. .viuvin wn H.t, .Ma.u.u insie so oojecuonanie. li. .... ... xao uaay uest. uon't neglect tne ten minutes' rest during the day, wlUi the feet raised. It gives the whole body a 8rct sense of repose, and works wonders ln smoathlta- out th. line To Relieve Earache. A very good rcmeUy for relieving earache la to nil n mtlc j,ag ot BOft flannej wj(n nn(i mako this very hot In the oven! Test it against your cheek to make Buro it is not too hot, and then appiy to the aching ear. A Sure Cure for Nasal Catarrh. Dlsolve a teaspoonful of boracic acid powder and a saltspoonful of salt in half a pint of boiling water. Use about three times a day, lukewarm, by pour ing a little Into the palm of the hand nnd drawing through the nostril uure ror innuenza. it is not gen erally known that equal parts of new milk and lime water constitute one of the best cures for influenza (surpnm- lng whisky, which is so much used), and in cases where there is fever tlio white of a raw egg will not only strengthen the patient, but will soothe the pain. Do not give the yolk, as that would increase the fever. That Tired Feellng.- -If vou are RT.iriinn iwi oi- . sometimes say bathe the nok nnd temples with hot water. tin f i, - .- iiatue ine back of the neck particularly. Thn --,- u ..., ., seems to relax the muscles and the veins that supply the brain with blood. Uo down to sleep with peace, for It will come eurely. Tha cam- trAatmmit will wonderfully refresh during the aay. a neaaacne may orten ue re Moved, even cured, by hot applications . ... . , , "J "ie uncn oi uie neca, Look After the Quiet Child. A child who is always quiet should be watched carofully, for it is quite an unnatural state of affairs, and shows that something is Wrong. Those Who go mucn among tne SCUOOIS or trie very poor know that It often means lassi tude from want of proper nourish ment If it occurs in the children of the better off It shows that vitality U low, and that for some reason or an other the food is not giving tho strength it should do. THE ETERNAL WOMAN. "Can you see anything the matter with my throat?" asked the woman who was consulting the new lady phy sician. 'Your throat7 Goodness me!" ex claimed the lady doctor. "I had for gotten that. I Was counting how many of your teeth were tilled with gold and how many with amalgam." MAt. .. "My dear Miss Gladys," said old Bullyon, "I love you dearly; but if my suit Is not agreeable to you, please sav no franklv nnd snsr that n-!nr.f chestnut about being a sister to me." "I am very sorry, Mr. Bullyon," an- swered the fair maid, "but I 'do not love you well enough to pose as your sister. However, I have no objection to placing myself in a position to be come your widow at an early date." lnsuraaoe ia Russia, In Russia the native insurance com panies, who do the major portion of the country's business, Insure the live of single women and widows, but at a higher rate than those of men, and married women are only accepted in cate their husbands are also Insured. Inevitable, Lawson Hicks married his Ideal wnmon ' il A SL fibril a r or. . . Oil WBV Villi IBIa, VlliWRUl Dawson Poor Hicks I To think (bat "'f ' erltliwl of aim itttw ftmtmi gtiuiM I hla dearest Illusions should be sbat- weafrfrf. all tared J 4kinervllle Journal, Cost of fiUHHtaff Gattiam, It will coat only a little mow than 1100,000,000 to run the city of New York this year, Many a man wants to deliver a iwlft Kick, and is net certain f Itfa awuty to aeiiver it. I iii i 1 wmmmmmmimjmm Avers & is Ayer's Cherry pectoral quiets tickling throati, hack liif coughs, pain in the. lungs. It relieves congestion, sub- Cherry dues Inflsrhmstlin. It heads, strengthens. Your doctor 111 cxnlnin thistovou, He knows all about this cough medljftlc.: "we have uied Ayer's Cherry reotorflln our family for yesrs far throat sricl -trinr troublM, and we think no medicine equal It." MR. At 1'OMSaOT, ApplMM, M1UD. ae.,Wo..Pl.M. J. 0, ATKK CO., aii nrtiKKiiii. Oyer's Pills greatly aid recovery. Purely vegetable, gently laxative. Not an ICxoeptlon. Baphond So youli-aw donotblnk the clothes mako Uio-aW'Uion, M(ss Caus tlquo? Jj- Miss Caustlque Wlj!, Uicy".ertalnljr didn't ln your caao, asflonsL , CITQ rermnnttr imreo. ira fl ti 9r MfTOWMC) r 10 aftrnrtdy'uofDrJClla)'fatNT km tore r, iit na mr rroi ass inai poiiiMnq irtmua br. K. II. KIIdo. I.W..W Arcb Hi.. rtillpll,l Cam Weak Throats iz. Originality Is simply a pair ot trash yea. T. V. IHjruIuion. Plan's (!nrn ft & rai'Iredr fhr cnuirlm. Rolds' and consumption. Try ItV Crlce 20 cents; One Mun'e Observation. Greening I read a paragraph ln a medical Journal the other dny to tho effect that people who sleep with their mouths closed live longest, Do you believe it? Browning I have no reason to doubt it It is a well-known fact that neoplo who keep their mouths shut whilo awako ninnngo to dodgo a Job lot of worry and trouble. Deafness Cannot Be Cured local applications as thor cannot reach tha diieawd portion ot the ear. There Is only one war to cure deafness, and that Is br constitu tional remedies. Deafness Is caused tir an in- flamed condition of the mucous lining of the iing is in: suiiMBisn iuM. unen mil uiue is innamea rou save a rumbling sound or 1 nice irfect bear Beat ness Is Ins', and when it Is entirely closed. J lno resuu, ana unless mo lnuamtnauoa caa I takon out and this tube restored to its normal condition, bearing win be destroyed fororers nine casos out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothlnc but an lnUamed condition of lh-mucoussuriaces. ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can. curea oy nan s caiarrn uuro. Henaior P. J. CHENEY Si CO.. Toledo. O. Hold by Druggists, Itc. Hall's Family I'llls aro the best. About one-third of the weight ot urn egg is solid nutriment The Cry of "Fire" Is Dreaded. A genoral agcnlcsn secure control (or this territory handling I'YftOCIDE, the dry chtn- tral flrn MYttntrllllliitr- XAnnt.A ti tfirt WnvliVd Fair end lar-est colorations. Highest merits. Cost one tenth thatot others. Manufactured by the WKSTKKN FIKK APPLIANCE CO., Inc., 910 Market Street, San Francisco. Canada is an Indian word, moaning "collection of hnts." Tha bast number of persons to each bed Is one. MOftPHtNE-TOfiACCM set fvta a a I t .t Ir-K rOH tUU. PARTICUIARS Consumption is four times as frequent in families whose annual income Is less than $300 ac it is In families receiving more than $1,200. 7 Aire. IlUgnSOn. 01 UllCSgO,' wfaOSC letter follows, Is another .,nm,flin unU raUlnn ,Un,aa T"i- usai s-i-suvis ttuuuttw. uQT health to the USC 01 Lydia E. PinkUam S Yecetable ConinOUilCl. Hn.i.M Piiwttai.t .--- for several vears with oreneralwealrneaa and bearing-down pains, caused by and I would lie awake for hours, and could not sleep, untll x seemcu mora weary in the morning than when I re tired, .After reading one of your adver tisements I decided to try the merits of XiydiA E. Pinklmm'H Vegetable Compound, and I am bo glad I did. No one can describe the good it did me. M1,00"'.!? faithfully, and be. KUJ" ".".'iiT JZrStZL poia my body, and made me feel as spry and active as a young girl. lira. Pinkham's medicines are certainly all thev are claimed to be." Mks. M. IS. IIuansoK, 847 East Ohio St.. Chicaso, 111. jwoo More than a million women hxve re Iained health by the use of JLydJa 15. 'Inkliam'sVoKotRbleComiiouud. If tho Hlifflitest trouble ttppettra Which you do not understand write to Mm. Pinkhain. at Lynn. Maw., for her advice, and a few timely words) from her will wliow you the rlsrlit think; to do. Thin 4vhM colj you nothlnr, hut It P"y iuem me or MDiHaAW 9 I