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ROSEBURC PLAINDEALER PUBLISHED MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS BY THE PLAINDEALER PUBLISHING COMPANY PHONE Htm i'76. OFFICl COS BUS AND OHK Kntered in the l'ost Office .ai Rosebiirir, Oregon, as Uocouil Clata Mail Matter in MM, W. C. CONNER, Editor SUBSCRIPTION AND ADVERTISING RATES Semi-Weekly One Year; J-2.00: Semi-Weekly 8ix Months, $1 00. fash in Advance. Advertising Rates, 50 cents jor single column inch per month. Locals, S cents a line. THURSDAY, FEB. 33, 1906. Nora. The management of tins pajier will positively assume no resonsibility for the utterances and statement of its corres pondents or contributors. The editor en deavors to make no false statements which wrongfully retiect upon the character of any person officially or otherwise, and he will cheerfully correct any erroneous state ment which perchance may appear in this paper, if the matter is called to his notice NEWSPAPER CONVICTIONS Government Prosecutor Heney is now at the National capital ex plaining how he came to turn over that private letter from Mitchell to Judge Tanner, his law partner, to the public press for publication and also those Kribs checks, which justice de manded should have been carefully guarded and withheld from the pub lic until the Mitchell trial came up for hearing. Mr. Heney's apology that they were given to the publfc "just to show the people what strong evidence we really had." sounds about as fishy as some of the other storied we have heard from the land fraud peo ple. That letter and those checks were published with a full knowledge that the public would become prejudiced by such revelations and that Senator Mitchell would be held up to ridicule and contempt by the people long be fore he would be given an opportuni- ty to explain and answer in the courts. Such high-handed methods if j heJ" are today, derated them to pol employed in the district courts of the : itical prominence, and they are the state would have been bitterly con demned and such newspaper com ments bearing on local cases would have rendered local publishers liable j to a fine for contempt. The method of announcing with a brass band, as it were, every step in the progress of the land fraud investigations is unbe coming the prosecution and beneath the dignity of the government, which usually in such cases maintains the most profound secrecy until such j time as the cases are brought to trial before the federal courts. After all this adverse newspaper criticism of Senator Mitchell, and his conviction by the press, there is a question in the minds of many as to his ability to get a fair and impartial trial before an unprejudiced jury in th is state. The Plaindealer offers no defense for any one high or low, who may be guilty of any official corruption, irreg ularities, or dishonesty, but would j urge that speedy justice be meted j out to such offenders. However, the day of newspaper convictions is past. There should be convictions in the courts by fair trials in the usual course of justice. Let every accused and indicted citizen or official be placed on trial and let none be favor ed or spared on account of station or age or long service. On the other hand there should be no censorious interference on the part of the press in the conduct of the trials, and all of these brass band, grand stand plays on the part of the government's counsel should be frowned down. JUDGE L T. HARRIS. As was forecasted in Mondays Plaindealer, Governor Chamberlain appointed Lawrence T. Harris of Eu gene, deputy prosecuting attorney, as assistant circuit judge for this judi cial district. Mr. Harris was promi nently mentioned as a candidate for the circuit judgeship nomination on the Republican ticket last June but declined the honor. He stands high is the legal profession and is emi nently well qualified for the position to which he has been appointed. This is a master stroke and a shrewd po litical play on the part of Oregon's chief executive. However, the ap pointment meets with general satis faction throughout the district and the Plaindealer heartily congratulates Judge Harris upon the high honor thus thrust upon him. Regarding the comment that it was unusual for a Democratic Governor to select Re publicans for appointive offices, Gov ernor Chamberlain gave his reason substantially as follows: "I have always believed that the judiciary should be non-partisan, and there is no better way to prove the sincerity of one's belief than by put ting it into practice. The Eighth Ju dicial District, just created, was pre sided bver by a Republican Judge, and I have" appointed a Democrat to pre side over the district cut out there from. The Second Judicial District has a Democratic Judge, and I ap point a Republican to associate with him. Some of my Democratic friends disagree with me as to the propriety of the course I have taken, but it carries out a policy which I have al ways firmly believed in." BROWNELL QUITS THE GAME. Hon. George C. Rrownell is quoted in an interview as declaring with absolute positiveness that he is now out of politics for good, that he does not appire to the office of gov ernor nor pill he again stand for re election to the state senate from his county. George declares that he will open a law office in Portland where he will exchange the meagre emolu ments of politics which consists chief ly in the "glad hand" for the genuine coin of the realm to be garnered by straightforward business in law prac tice. If George really means what he jam and we believe he does, think what a cheerless and inanimate body the Oregon senate will become with out the magnetic and inspiring pres ence of the sage of Clackamas in its councils, says the Eugene Register. And then too, now snail we hold a sentorial election without George C's presence: or nominate a congress man without the polished eloquence and the carrying out of the exciting event according to program. But whatever may be said of Geo C. Brownell, during his political ca reer he has been a steadfast, loval republican and a potent factor in af fairs of state. More than that he puts the case of politics in a nutshell when he says: I have quit the game. I am not dissatisfied at all. it is not for any such reason that I am going out of politics. There is simply nothing in it and I have resolved to devote my time to my profession and provide for my family. All I have ever got out of politics has been the glad hand. I have always served my friends in pol itics to the best of my ability and have always done for them the best that I could. "Actually," and the senator became quite serious. "I have made a great manv Clackamas countv men what last- ones wno would say a word in my favor or do me a kindness. 1 have concluded that is is not a profitable ame fora Pr man to PlaJ politics and I have firmly decided not to be a candidate, for any office." LAND FRAUD CASES. The warning of the President to Secretary Hitchcock and the attorney general, that they must be prepared to make good is timely The President knows the serious ness of the situation if they fail to secure conviction after all the fuss and feathers in Oregon- The day of the newspaper convic tion is past, and there must be con victions in the courts by fair trials in the usual course of justice. It will be very hard to convict in conspiracy cases and cases in which political bias enters more or less, says ne Salem Journal. It will also be found difficult to convict in this matter of land frauds where the common practice has be come almost unwritten law. The citizen has long regarded the government lands subject to open spoiliation and to be obtained in the cheapest and readiest manner possi ble. So there must be patience and fair ness even toward the government in its efforts to arrest abuses of long standing. The press should not seek to prejudice the prosecution. In spite of the fact that the news papers have thrown their entire weight against the accused thus far, that pernicious example should not be followed by the press when it comes to actual trials. The Eugene Guard is kicking be cause it is denied the privelige of conducting a guessing contest through its columns by the postal de partment and says it is politics, t he Guard being Democratic. The Plaindealer was turned down some months ago on a similar proposition and is Republican, therefore the Guard's suspicions count for nought. The San Francisco Examiner and other big yellow journals are permit ted to conduct some such contest continuously by the postal authorities and we would like to know why this discrimination atrainst the country press? The Portland newspapers having tried and convicted the land fraud conspirators. Their second trial is now being conducted by the Portland clergy, conviction having already been effected and sentence passed by some of the learned divines of the metropolis. The Oregon courts are out of a job. The Portland papers and preachers now hold the scales of justice. They are it! Governor Chamberlain Tuesday ve toed the county school superintend ents convention bill which provided for annual meeting of the state's su perintendents; also the deputy fish warden bill, and the deputy constable bill all being declared useless and un necessary expense imposed upon the taxpayers. Weary Willie Hearst is a candidate for mayor of New York. Does Joseph Simon, former politi cal dictator of Republican politics, hope, on the strength of recent events, to overthrow the prevailing fixity of things and re-establish the dynasty of a few years ago? There are many who believe he does and many who believe that the time is ripe. An equal number believe that he cannot do it. Many things go to make it appear that he is going to try. Taking part in the inaugural parade will be (Jeronimo. the Apache chief, Sioux chief, Hollowhorn Bear, Black- feet chief Little Plume, Huckskin Charley of the 1'tes and General Miles of the United States Army. It will be "positively the greatest show on earth." Bribery anil lobby evils absorb the legislatures of Kansas Illinois and California. Is reform more active in the west, is it more needed there, or is itjbecause the country is still young enough to retain its illusions? Representative Yavvters bill pro viding for the erection of cottages on the Soldiers Home grounds for the accommodation of wives of the old veterans was signed by the Governor Tuesdav. Musings. Some one savs the rain is U tter than medicine for the grip. Buffalo Bill Cody could tame lions, lasso buffalo and scalp Indians, bat sub due Mrs. Buffalo Bill, never! How did he explain to Martha the , presence of the blonde hair on his coat collar? Almost lit) inches of snow so far in New York city. No, thanks, Oregon is good enough for us. When a girl buys a hansome, stylish new underskirt she always prays the wind will blow next day. When those bunco fellows wanted to wcrk the old worn out gold brick swin dle they went to Albany. School kids think a great deal of Washington. He gives them a holiday once a year, on his birthday. The reason that giis are employed in telephone offices is because it comes so natural for them to talk back. It is a eatiOM fact that young ladies seldom hug anil kiss each other unless there is a man watching them Mr. shambrook admits that he looks somewhat the worse for wear and tear, but says you ought to see the other fel low. Autos, but not horse", will le pi mol ed within the fair grounds when the gates open. This is a horse on the horses. When Martha inquired ii her biscuits were as good as (ieoree's Mother used to make, the tempati n must have lieen terrible. When a girl tells you that she will be a "sister to you" she don't want eon t" be the same kind of a brother as the one she already has. Tronsean, is saiu to mm "trousers" in English, which the bride always in sists on wearing it soon a the wedding ceremony is over. A member of the state legislature has brought a suit for slander lecnuse he was called a "sneaking cowardly rascal unfit to associate with honorable gentle men. Some men get mad verv easily. M. J. Pick, who with Tony Thompson is driving a 100-foot tunnel on their promising quartz claim on North Myrtle Creek, was transacting business in Etoee burg Tuesday. He says assays show the ore from their ledge to le rich in gold. An item printed in the Enterprise about a month ago was reprinted in the Roseburg Plaindealer without credit, and last Friday's Herald punted the ar ticle and gives credit to the Plaindealer Where do we get off? Myrtle Point En terprise. Brother Rolrerts yon are a war off this time, persist in getting off pretty regularly of late, in fact, it will ! all off with yon if you don't quit getting off. We can assure you that we copied that item from the same exchange that you did. Yoncalla News. went to Oakland Mies Matlie Wood Tuesday. Born, Feb. 20, to Mr. ami Mrs. drew Lake of Scotts Valley, a son. Mr. Karl Williams has increased finances by selling a calf. He will Ali bis tell you about it. Miss Merna Simpson has been the guest of her sister Iteasie at the Hotel Michigan for several days. Mrs. Sadie Hockett was called to (rants Pass last week by the serious ill ness of her daughter-in-law, Mrs. liny Hockett. Mrs. Edith Thompson attended the district convention of the Women of Woodcraft at Cottage Urove last week as a representative of the Circle here. The meetings at the Presbyterian church are still in progress: Dr. Town send of Roseburg, assisted by the pas tor, Rev. Woodward, is conducting the same. Dr. Holt, Kynodical Missionary, preached an interesting sermon last Friday night. Dr. Strange of Koseburg being here on professional business as sisted very much in the singing several evenings. Weber Guilty. Auburn, Cal., Feb. 22. The Weber jury this afternoon brought in a verdict of Kti'lty of murder in the first degree, without any recommendations. The defendent smiled blandly when the jury reported and the foreman an nounced that they had agreed on a ver dict. Judge I'rewitt asked that the clerk record the verdict and as he read it the defendant crouched down in his seat. Beyond that he showed no out ward sign. There was no sign of ap proval made by the audience while in the court room, but sentiment was unanimausly in accord with the verdict. Fraternal Insurance Orders Within the last decade there have been organized many fraternal beuefi ary oidera, or so called insurance orders ; each one claiming that it has a special mission to crform and has made need ed improvement on the one previously Organised. Some of the older orders refused to follow the line of advance ment and made no changes until time demonstrated that it was an absolute necessity. The stublMirn conservatism ol these orders animal worked their rum while others have gone to the oilier ex treme and want to cure all the ills to which man is heir. What was most needed was an order built on a solid foundation of business principles. Fraternity will visit the sick room, it Will encourage the discour aged, it w III give consolation to the be reaved, but it cannot pay death certifi cates ; it takes money to do that Any order that does not make needed Base cial preparations for the future, cannot w ithstand the effect of the grim destroy er, Time. The founders of the United Artisans had all of these facts in view when they planued the "Artisan Plan of Benefits." They had two objective iints in view : first, was to make the order safe; sec ond, to make it as cheap as possible to Ik- safe. Safety was the first object of the order, as they fully Believed many orders were working under an impossi ble proposition, ami time has demon strated ihe East, as you see the older Orders are now shifting to our basis but some of them have waited too long and the tide of time will carry them out. They are making a heroic struggle, ami we shudder as we BBS them approach the breakers. The Artisans started right and have strengthened every point as fast as an improvement was discovered. That shows the pron-r progressive spirit. The following are some of the strong points in our plan : Equality of payment no lieneficiary niemler is permitted to draw benefits by paying one or two assessments, while others who live long ay many times more for tin" same amount ol hour fitn Bach member who joint pays the.saine as every other member who (ins at the same age. no more, and no less, and they receive the aaaM This is the Kxpectoiicy Plan benefits, nothii g can In- more equitable ami ju-t. None of the assessment- or res fund can te used for rxpeaoee. Old age pension. The wealthiest fraternal order in I'tiit..! KtAtM !er e.-ttiit:l. th Admits men and women on equal terms. You can provide for your last sick ness, funeral and monument out "f a Certificate in the United Artisan. It has the strength of old line with the cheapness of internals. We have a flourishing assembly of 1'nited Artisans here m RoaebnriE and if you need any more protection, it will ay you to investigate their plan. Married. K Y AS M K.ssi.KR. At the residence of hi. P. Wright, Feb. 53, 1906, John V. Ryan of Miiucie, Indiana and Mr-. Lillian C. Messier ol this city. Rev. Hicks, pastor of the Baptist church, otticia'ing. The groom is a prominent citiaan of Munrio. Indiana, having served in both houses of his state legislature and is also ex-circuit judge of his dis trict. Tiie bride is the mother of Mrs. M F. Wright of this city. Mr. ami Mrs Ryan left on t'ie evening south bound local for the east. They will In' at home to their friends after Mar. !. 16, at Tamarack Villa. Wall--n Lake. Michigan. K.reehurg friend joiu the Plaindealer in extending hearty con gratulations and lcst wishes. LOUR MILLER. At the M K. Par sonage Wednesday evening, Feb. 12, 1906. Mr. Harrv l.ohr and Mis- Lillie Miller, Rev. George; H. Hanmill nifli is ting. The groom is a son of I!. F. Lohf the well known railroad man, and ateafaged in the gents furni-iiing buiness in-tl.is city, near the depot, and is a very genial and enterprising young man The bride has resided in this city with her parents for several ic.tr sand is quite wemnnd favorably known here, the fmiil f- r merly re-iditig at Collage Grove, and Myrtle Point The happy couplet will reside on Mill street. The I'laindealcr joins in extending c ingratulatious. CUMiMNS -LINDGREN At the borne ol the bride's parents, at Warltin unyon, Keh. is, IM6, Carrol K Cum miiilfs and Miss Pnra I indjren. Kev W. K. Rncere, si Ten Mile, officiating. The groom i an instructor in the pule lie nmenla at Corraitie, when' be) and his estimable bride have Mae In make their home. DIED. BITTING At the home of Ren. Brosi, llrockwav, Or., Feb. Hi, 1!H)., Uhas. H. Bitting, age nearly 7H years. He leaves some relatives in Iowa, but none in this state. He hail been afllict ed with rheumatism foralsnit 10 years. CAREY. At the home of her daughter, Mrs. W. H Thompson at Camas Val ley, Feb. 10. 1905, Mrs. Martha J. Carey, aged 77 years, 2 months Hiid IS dais. She was lnim in Cincinnati, Ohio, Feb. 25, 1827, and was married to Irvine Carey, Sept. 8, 1S4II. Five children were born to them, of which fmr sur vive her. She crossed the plains in ISiio and came to Camas Valley in 1 S7t. where she has resided ever since. She was a member of the Christian church for oil vears. McDONALD At the Soldiers Home to day, Feb. 23, 1906, Jan. McDonald, of heart disease. Deceased was a native of Scotland, ami came to this country in his youth. He enlisted in Co. I, 4th Infantry, July .'1, ISM, and served three years. He was admitted to the home August 25, 1880. and has no known relatives. The remains will bo interred in the Home cemetery Friday afternoon at 2 o'clock. It will pay you to Bee the Osteopathic physician. He cures many cases after all other remedies have failed. tf New Merchandise Store The Stanley Brothers of Eugene, have established a branch store in this city in the building formerly occupied by Flint's shoe store, and have opi ned therein a fine s ock of gents furnishings, children's suiis and allocs for everybody. Messrs. Stanley are well and favorably known in Southern Oregon they having very successfully published the Ashland Town Talk for several years. They are genial and enterprising young men w ith whom it will Ik- found h pleasure to transact business. We desire to call special attention of Plaindealer readers to their tine display ad in this issue of the paper. Excellent action helps the tpeceators to a keen enjoyment, while the eye is treated to a succession of faithful repro din-lion of New York scenes, including pier No. 8, North River, Brooklyn Bridge aid many other well known places in New York City. At the Rose burg theatre Friday Eeb. 17, in "Nettie, the News Girl." The Public Auction To lie held at the foot of Jackson street next Saturd iv Feb. 25, al 1 p. m. will be the proper place for all farmers ami gardeners and, in fact, all intelligent buyers. Any such persons not found at such audi in at saiil time, might properly lie indicted by the Federal iraud Jury, when it re convenes. Look at the Misters, read the list, come. Loon Bakzkk, f.'op Autioneer. Hay Tor Sale.- write 1. A. Perry, prices. -In car load lots Medford Oregon, for U Very choice fruit trees, all leading I varieties. Spitzenberg and Yellow j New ton Pippin apples a specialty. All guaranteed true to name and free from 1 pests. For sa'e at very reasonable prices by Koseburg Nurseries, H. Bcfaroteu, Koseburg, Oregon tl Special sales by .-teams o Chenowith Oakland and Yoncalla, White and other sawing machines $15j0O and up: water pipe ; wire, plain ami barbed; cut ami w ire naiis : the only guaranteed black -smitbcoal; two carloads Page woven wire fence, the only tempered wire fence for sale. n3 tf You will le pleased with the modern method of treatment. Osteopathy. It gives permanent relief even to those ; cam s reg arded i-s incurable. J. P. Job deati 's hni'd- t'tf B. of L F. Ball Brilliant Social Affair. brilliant Scene was witnessed by thoae who attended the Second Annual Kali given by the Brotherhood of l.i-ie motive Firemen in the Armory Wednes day evening. there was als a large and brilliant aasemh'age hn h marked the orrasion as the gran I s i il Inaction of the on nam On tins occasion the Roogbarg orcbeatra, which always render- the most excellent music, Seemed at its best, which inspired related en enrus from the n erry tripers of the tight fantastic. The hail deer-rat -m were elaborate an 1 very appropriate, cniting of long Stieawui a of bunting reaching from the center i the n lei and end of the room, whi e vari-co'cred tr.tinm-'ns lantern shed n-iiliant rav irm the hanging an 1 great headlight was incased on the scene fr an one end if the mom There was also a profusion of tlig ami palms while lemonade was served from an ar tistically arranged booth The orches tra a- aum -t hiadea mom view behind a profusion of ferns, paiast and other denotations and w hen the tfoor was tilled with dancers the scene was indeed an animated ami denting one. A most snmptnoni iUpper was served at mid night at Mosier's Railroad Bating House, and the event was declared by ; one and al! a most pleasant occasion and . a pronounced success svi!'iy and tinan cially. On tins, as on like former OOCa I atom, the railroad boys proved theas- selves roral eatertaiaera and they are I to le complimented Uxn the retiiied ami pleairfns niannrr in which the vari lous details of the pr geam was carried I nut. The committee were as follnws : Floor managers F". N. J oh nana, H I F. Ogdea, R. D. Grout, T. I. Kotthoff, L. T. Howard. Reception Committee B. K Raaaall, A. K. Sharp. K. L. Johnson, S. K. Forbes i J. Kirk. (setter al Flour Haaaner H. C Kelley. Adjudged Insane l'ugene Kogers, an aged resident ol I thetilendale precinct, was brought to' Koseburg V ednesday and taken In-fore; Judge Thompson and Pr. A. C. Beefy, 1 county physician, and examined for his sanity. Examination resultsl in Ms be ing pronounced insa-n an I was commit ted to the Ailum at S.tlem to which institution be was conveyed today by sheriff McClallea. The chime of boils ;iml the rgna pealing, The rustle of silks as thev kneel in prayer. The warm, soft liirht through the rich 1 gban stealing. And the breath of flowers and in- cense rare Is this homage he bids us render? Is this the service of saeriliee? Is this the infinite love and tender. That hears humanity's pitiful cries? More New Bricks Work has commenced on a ne'.c brick on Cass street in front of the I'resbv- j terian church, for Horace Marsters, which will lie 40x80 feet It will be oc cupied by Marsters Bros, marble works and Marsters A Bridge! plumbing es tablishment. Mr. Autenreilh has also commenced work on a now brick adjoining Kice A Rice on Cass street. The foundation for A. Bellman's iron building on the s line block is being laid. Serial attention is given to the treat ment of nervousness, indigestion, con-1 slipat'on and female disorders by the i Osteopathic physician. Good Vaudeville. The .Neveckers, who bave been hold ing Ihe lioards at the opera houe this Weak, and who will give a performance each night for the remainder of the week, have a very creditable vaudeville show. The prices are 10 and 15 cents, the same as in the continuous shows in I the cities anil the class of their perform- ', ance ranks with any of the popular price houses in San Francisco or Port laud. A fine specimen of Oregon panther i or cougar may be seen at the Commerce saloon in this city. This great cat was recently killed by ChaH. Keyes Hi miles west of Rosehurg and has been nicely mounted hv Geo. I.Riigenherg. A i' looks down on the doorway at the Com merce from its pedestal at the top of the bar it presents a most lifelike appear ance. It ii about 9 last in length from tip to tip. Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH PERT PARAGRAPHS. Some misguided people think th the world cannot possibly get too mil' uf a popular aoug. Although she knows that She is pret ty, a girl likes to have others Confirm her In the opinion occasionally. Any musician can read notes readily If they ure bank notes. When a girl calls a man down he is apt to lie hard of hearing if he has plenty of money. Itridium, which n short time azo was going to revolutionize the world, ap-fx-ars to have taken a back seat. ThTe Is no show quite so g.vl :is the one furnished by the man of forty who hasn't had on skates f-ir twenty years wheu he puts them oil to BhoW the bnjpa how to do lt. Sure cures for rheumatism have one thinr in common. None of them will work. Deal ask a physician to heal him self; he is in the business to !- l.e..'.-i by others. Some men are born rich, others have money willed to them and others sim ply advertise their business. Tin' man who can successfully cope with a lady book agent is fairly Weil equipped for the battle of life. To the average man most any cig-.ir ast-i go.l if yon ran make Llui be Hare that it cost IS neat. The fctroan. Who would l- toe hsemna new? Net a dollar cooiinc In Sad i noufh. i -u must slteST. 1 the ftniniaar of th. tin. Wbere n f w sh rt months air- lie was In the coin kr.'-r? deep. Now hto cash must -lit ward rU-w Truly, chlldien. It's to wo p In the s-J aal summer time Then ire- Ic.-mnn. right en hand. Didn't think It was a crime If he Chaapsi to beat DM tnnd. Xi-w ho doesn't wl BtJ rrl When a w.sslen man W";!d frvexa We out and pick our Ice Just like cherrlts from the trees. With his pick and saw end sjkv.! He must harvest new his "crap." And this portion of the trade H.-irdlr would be called a snap Cutting lev" Is well enough If IIM weather Isn't raw. But it not sv.ch torrid stuff Whan you Jo u tih a m. Oh. the Icemar. s luck is bent Whan Old lloreos U on deck: Then this haughty, chilly g.-nt QetJ It mdfly In the null. Dasnuj summer s msec rhig shov Then his S)ili owns the town, ltut when It Is ton below Any one can c.i!l him down. A Mixup. "It Is a ananas the way his wife treats Mm, for it is generally agreed that he is a perfect lady." "Evidently she u uo gentleman or she wouldn't do It." Wise For His Years. p.trian riello, boy: Babbit hunr Ing? Hem many have you get. , Bog- None. Vm only hunting. Different Then. Whenever it is ruining Then It's a master stroke To collar (in umbrella It's just a little Joke. ltut wnaaiaOSM other fellow does off with your new stick You always fall to see the inint And If a a misisly trtck. One Problem Solved. "What do you think of the Filipino women? Many of them smoke cigars." "Great it must so simplify the mat ter of buying Christmas presents." Evidence Against Her. "Did t "barley kiss you at the gate last night V" "I'm not telling." "lie didn't, then, or you would be.1 Too True. Is taffy Just for ladles? Sweets to the sweet, they say. But you can feed the horrid men Enough to loud a dray. Narrow Escape. "Ever have appendicitis?" "No. The doctor thought I had once, but be changed his mind as soon as 1 showed him my bank book." a in DR. BOWIE Permanently Located ....In Roseburg.... CONSULTATION AND EXAMINATION FREE Not One Dollar Need be Paid Unless Cured DR. BOWIE'S - I ML !Dk. BOWIE'! stati.- Bectric Machtm Cures Kh-. . . - . Ni ... ri:i. ,-v:s::- .. i u II forms ( muscular and ure i-aiu.-. :. ss. di ms, Trie V ;1 .-ip-... js:iv.-. and m - ctveaaM S i aess. Locwaotw i r i-.. -.' rwa : - r Ue-rai nt. :-. insch. KiJn- Iver T :.. I ree This Biavbii : .v si. d al. k neaifi ri DR. BOWIE'S lU'tt.i ftWrntrlf II UK.nitor.o. mv, i In, rhi'!ti'ith lvti Douglas County ROOMS rei a a . . i ne ram HM poo alike receive the attention w one ix-nnv to nav j mm,, or wormy poor, lo a,l sin h l.is reau dies and trea" ments are free. Pj-pp Consultation and pfAA EXAMINATION I I CC mi B a. V jl! 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