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About The Plaindealer. (Roseburg, Or.) 1870-190? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1896)
THE "ORIGINAL. ARYAN. I am tho ancient Aryan, And you hAVB done me wrong. I did not come from Hindustan I've bocn here ajl along. I nerer traveled from tho east In hogo racctsslvo waves. You'll find your ancestors deceased Inside your own old caves .Thcro my remains may now Iw sought; Jllxed up with mastodons, Thlch Tory long with flints I fought Before I fought with Lronro. In tlmple skins I wrapped mo round Ero mats I luarncd to make. I due my dwellings In tho ground Or reared them on a lake. I had no pen, I'm euro of this. Although you say 1 penned All manner of theologies In Sanskrit and la Zend. Sly nature you've mUundcrstood. When first I sojourned here, I worshiped chunks of stone or wood: Sly rites were rather queer. The more my littlo ways yon scan Tho less you'll care to praise And bless tho dear old Aryan Of neolithic days. They've mixed mo cp till, I declare, I hardly can report Whether I first was tall and fair. Or I was dark and short. But on two things I tako my stand Through all their noise and strife I didn't cocio from Asia, and I had no higher life. Punch. DECEIVED BY A DUDE. Iloir a 83,300,000 Bid by an Unknown Man Was Taken Seriously. Samuel P. SckncVors died recently at Woostcr, O. lie was a brother of J. W. Scliacfcerc, private secretary of Salm on P. Chase, and brother-iu-law of Jobn H. Oberly, ex-civil servxeo com missioner. Au interesting incident is re called by Scbnckers' death which has never found its way in the newspapers. Tho incident occurred a number of years ago, and during tho timo of the sale of the Lake Sboro railroad at Cleveland it happened that Schuclers and John Mc Svreeney, the great criminal lawyer, met at tho sale. McSweeney had but a short timo befoxo made a great hit by bis political speeches at Cleveland and Philadelphia and was attracting atten tion all over tho country. At this par ticular time ho was trying a case at Cleveland. Young Scbnckers was in these days a veritable dnde and very sprncy. Eo went to Cleveland to have a time, as ho always left Wooster to celebrate, and was having a good, glorious time on this particular occasion. He was small and wiry iu Mature, and always carried a silk umbrella. It happened that he met McSweeney in the rotunda jest as he had finished an argument and while the salo of the Lake Shore railroad was going on. They stopped for a moment at the edge of the excited crowd bid ding in tho road. There were a number of syndicates represented foreign. Van derbilt?, Goulds and others. The bid ding had reached $3. 100,000. In a spir it of devilishness young Scbnckers bid 3,500,000. In a moment a rush was made toward tho new bidder, and a de mand was made to know what syndi cs to he represented. His enly reply was, with a wave of his silk umbrella, "Go away from rac." The excited rep resentatives cf the other syndicates ask ed for a recess, which was granted, and in 20 xuinntes they came back, when tho bid was raised to $4,000,000 and sold. Jlr. Schuckers' sprncy appearance and being in company with the great crimi nal lawyer had led them to believe bo represented some secret syndicate who were trying to gam possession of tie valuable railroad property. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Napoleon's Memory. Napoleon had a wonderful memory. When emperor, he once surprised his council with his intimate knowledge of Roman law and was asked how he had obtained it. He stated that when a lieu tenant he had ence been placed under arrest and was in prison for two weeks. During that time the only book at his command was a treatise on Roman law. He sat down and in two weeks mastered the volume so completely that 20 years later ho could repeat long passages from its pages. He never forgot a face or a name and would often greet private sol diers by their names, sometimes allud ing to the march or the battle where he had seen them before. He kept in his head all the details of bis military movements, and it was said of him that during tho march to Italy and Marengo he knew where every pound of the sup plies fcr the use of the army was located. It is said that he remembered the name of every oScer to whom he ever issued a commission. Orderly Music. A colonel in the French army, who had a great eye lor neatness, but not much of an ear for music, took occasion one day to compliment his bandmaster on the appearance of bis men. "Their uniforms are neat," said tho colonel, "and their instruments aro nicely pol iahed and kept in order, but thero is one improvement that I must insist upon." "What Is It, colonel-" "Ton mnst train your men, when tbey perform, to lift tbeir fingers all at exactly the same time and at regular in terra Is on their instruments, so one, two! One, two!" London Answers. Sure to He the Case. "I can't tell you," said the experi encd suburbanite in reply to tho ques tion of bis new neighbor, "when tho next train goes, but I can tell yon what your chances of catching it are. "What are they?" inquired tho new neighbor eagerly. W1J. if yon run a3 bard as you b tho experienced resident, " minutes to wait, and if walk you'll find tho train ,J- . out." Chicago News. 8 had a very sweet voice, though . no means strong. His couver ... il tones wero well modulated and pienxing t.'ath'rinc the Great never forgot a The people of Galesbtutr. III., have rane-d for a great meeting on Octobe to commemorate the anniversary of the umiui Lincoln and Dangla? debate that place, and while it is intended to a non-partisan gathering we mar are it will prove a stimulus to republi can ism and to democracy of the Douel type, but very depressing to the Btyan- ltes wqo may happen to attend it. K Call. Wbippww. New and large line at tbe Novelty Store. pr7 as -err.. R This is the very best Smoking Tobacco made. i II FIMW Blackwell's Genuine URHAM B, You wlU tinl one coupon inside aeh Cncncr be- ml two coupon inside each i ounce bag. Buy a ba, rvl ttio coupon and ikt? har tu crt ytjur share of f ioO.UM In presents. I I 8111 mar M. CRAWFORD, Attorney at Law, Kuuui Masters Oulldlns, R0SEBUBU, OB. r-liiivinr5sbc(oro tin U. 8. land Office and mining cbscb a specialty. Late Receiver U. U. Laud Office. UKOKUE M. HKOVTN. THE THIRD ADDITION BR00K5ID The Howe Farm, cast of town, has been plat ted aud is now on the market iu Lots aiid Blocks containing 3, 20, 30, aud 40 acres, ranging in price from $25 to $100 per acre. Any one wanting a fruit, vegetable or chicken farm or a suburban home can now be accommodated on easy terms. All lots sold iu First Brookside addition have more than doubled in value. The prospect is much better for the future. More fortunes arc made in lauds near a grow ing towu or citj' thau any other way. Siezc the oppor tunity. For informatiou or conveyance, call at ouy Real Estate Ofhcc, or on G T. BE.XiD.CItf Propr. MRS. N. BOYD, DEALER IN Staple and Fancy Groceries, Crocken', Glass and Delfwarc, Tobacco and Cigars, Toys, Notions aud Fancy Goods. Higest Prices Paid for Country Produce of AH Kinds. I-'iuest 1.1 ue ofTKAS In lue City. Wees Iron IV; to c jr j unl .AN EXTRA INDUCEMENT.. I Qt jeur Had?, sad W as an Inducement to gel it IV 10 , u 1 iu 10 1 10 id ; 10 1 10 1 10 1 :o 1 b i a 1 :o 1 ; 1 wpj , jo 1 & , & lit IV rRING ihn (Unl uith jiMi aud lure jour CAMI rS 1TRCHASE3 vanchtd out to tbe amount of ?1. I zsae the loltowtn; lib- 19 a-J jou cn hve a Life-ltkc 1'ortreit. Crayon or V!cr CotorTlnta. Irjin aar photosraph or Untyje you era! oSVr: Call au ! I will 1C, uay desire. prescut too niib a canl S. , , W lurtber auare you that H the i-wtrlt l iwt ut 1 - " 1 i hlactory you aed ao: accept It. hie IU- one priatul op- I, c -ITe jou the poralt I RtE. you psj on! lor t Tin. r.Mt iti ill fram. cla.. rir. will 1 ml tttHil- carJ I uht! up you bo j ij ule cut prices. Mcurc the portrait. positc, cud wbcu the 3 S3 i 6 i J ! 10 I to i 10 1 10 10 i 10 I 10 ' 15 li li I li 1 11 1 V , IS -J Call alii tee 'ample of thoe Ivautilul portraits dupUyetl in niT hon nimlonr a::.l let nt proKUt you wita a jig ticket. ery truly your. Corner Jackoa and Caj htrect, KOSEBURO, OU. P.M. 1 half on hanJ a arse aorlincnt of HOOKS. ultab!a for both lanrc an-1 Hoall chi dreu, Tt hiCh I will ie!I al wfco.eaI prices. The entire lot lor file rcry cheap. ALEXArtDER d Strojig THE POPULAR HOME FURfilSHERS.... 326 and 523 Jackson i-L Bet. Oak and Wasbington. t k r n j j DnDCTD L,!c4ta11Jt,t Arlc!tnteTtr V V A L. L. 1 i l d li brought to Southern Oresou, anil I A Large and Elegant Line PARPETS. MatmlM44a a - NO TROUBLE TO SHOW CIOODS. X. f nositBuno, oreoon. We call the attention of our friends to our beauti ful stock of HEasy Rockers Bed Room Sets Parlor aud Dining Chairs Rugs and Carpets And all Household Articles Our Stock is Unexcelled by Any House South of Portland. HLEXAHDER X STR0HG HOME FCKXISIIEItP HEMDRICK'S BLOCK opposite imroT. Carry contantly on hand New and Bccond Hand (ioods ol All Kind. Which we will Bell at Hard Times Tilces. Giro us a call and be convinced. Bccond Hand Ooodi Sought and Eold. A. C. Hoxie, Wholesale and Itet&il Dealer iu Goods delivered free to all JrlOUr, reeO, parts of the city. Leave j yoar orders with me and P(nvidr.r1C save mouev. Roseburc. Or. 1 1 W j 0 7 4 raiD. raor-TuiTiN. JIIOWN & TTJSTIN, Attorueys-at-Law, I!oiiiis7 aud H A Wilson Bloclr. KOBEUURU, OB, R. WILLIS, w, Attorney and Counselor at Law, Will practlca In all tha court! of the Etat. Of. nca In the Court Houae, Uouglai count', Or J. F. BARKER & GO. GROCERS. TEAS A SPECIALTY. A ipadal brand jl nnadalteratd Tea. " prlie Q A. SBHLBBEDK, Attorney at Law, Hottburg, Oregon. Office urcr the roatofflee on Jackaon atreet. yy W. OABDWELL, Attorney at Law, K0KEBUR0, OREGON La FAvmic Ink. Jl'DGK L. LOVGHaRT JANE & LOUOHABY, Attorneys tt Counselors at Law ltotrbnrg, Oregon. Vi 111 Practice In all the eonrU of Oreton. Of- ace mine lajlur-wiiaon biock. P P. STRATFORD, Attorney at Law, Itooint .1 and 4 Taylor A Wiltou Block. RO5EBUR0. OR RA BROWN, M. D. OFFICE, Iu Jacaon blreet, at re Metice ol ilra. 1. Diner. ROEBURt, OR. L. BRADLEY, M. D. Physician & Surgeon. Office Iluuti. Irtim 12 lo 3 r.K. tajler A Wibon Brit k ROEEBDRO P R. COFFMAN, I'hysicinn aud Surgeon (L'. . Examining Sunteon.) OFFICE. Koiiraa f- and T Miritera' BulMlnz. Residence, Flrt door Sooth ol Mrs-Cunlcr'a uoarJlux IIouk-. Stclal attculiuti tu Surzrr and tha O.I.VS, .tl. II., N. J- m Physician and Surgeon, HOSKBDRO, OR. OClc-j In g. 21atk & Co.'a Block, uptlalrt. Call promptly anawervd day or night. J L. MILLER. M. D Surgeon and Homccopathio Physician, ituMcburg, Oregon. SS" Ch runic dliaawa a peeUlty. YILL- p- HEYDON, Coiiiily .Survoj or, unct Notnry Pablic. Ornct: In Court Uoiue. f I.',.'. f... ..iti ..In. C"l "1 1 V i .1 .1., w . v -. vj . .-.iiiiiMf, ,wt iuin lauuiu w. F. BRIQQS, COPPEE Ii hailoc a large tale !Iwt)lr Glass and Delf Ware at aatunlahln 1-jw pricea. Oar own canned ToraaMi r rrry popular. WOODWARD -THE ROSEBUR6 Does Up ALL COMPETITORS! We are ilwaja in the Lead, and mean to keep there. Tbe Golden Ilarreat ia upon m, and farm er! are imlling became Woodward looii to their intereit. BUOGV 1IAItNi:SiS Foil Trimmed TEAM HARNESS Theae are all Leather and Warranted. SADDLES At Reduced Pricei. Conialt yoar parse and be tare and ie Woo-i ranl before buying. W. . WOODWARD U H. Ilcputy SXIucral Surveyor nncl Js'otnry Public Orrics- County Jail Buildlnc. np italra. XW6t-ccIal attention paid to Tranifen and Jouvcyaiicc. Addrcs. KOSEBVRCi OR. NEW FEED STORE CAWLFIELO 4 CAWLF1ELD UaTC j'ul oiH-ucl a tint-daj Feed Store and hare on hand a larxc Invoice ol the beat Eoacbure and Valley Flour, Baled liar. Grain and Feed of all kin-la. All purchavi deitrered free Cor. Cait and Roae itrcct. JERRY J. WILSOM, Watchinnker and Jeweler, jx8 JniltHon Street, At Luerweu Oitar Factory. R08EBURG. 1I itcpalrlue cutruated to tuy care will tie I'KOMPTI.V and carefully flotic. PRICES REASONABLE. d&v AB. mm. ja.i. (theXsehate) Cigar Store JERRY J. WILSON. Propr. (Euctcfsor to SENATE bALOON.' A POPVLAIl Hl-HORT. Choice Cigars aud all kinds ol Tcmpcrauce Drlulti constantly on hand. Itcuiorcd tioni cor. Oak and Jacksou tu rARROTTBUILUINU.Sa JACKSON BTREET. ROSEBL'RO, OREUON. LOST MANHOOD Eailly, Quickly and Permanently Reatortd. Cilib&ixxi) E.sousn Kxutnr It Is (old on a positive (tuaranteo to euro any form of ncrTom pros tration or any disorder of tho genital organs of either itx. caused Bnfnrn. hr eircssiro mo of lltnr. Tobacco. Alcohol or Opium, or on account of youthful Indiscretion r over indulgence etc., Diuinees, Convulsions. Wakefulness. Ifeadacho. Mental Ueprcrsion, Softening of tho Brain, Weak Memory, Bearing l)own 1'nlns. Seminal Weakness, Hysteria, 'octurnnl Kmlssiiins, Hpermatorrbirs, Lots of I'owcr and Impotency. which If neglected, may lead to premature old ego and insanity. I'usillvely guaranteed. Iricc.S LOO a boat Otmes fcrJJ.OO. Pent by mall on receipt of price. A written Susrnntco t urnihed with orory J V00 order received, to refund tbe money if a permanent cure Is not effected. . 'NEHVIA MEDICINE CO., DoUoit, Mich. Sold by A.C. Marsters & Co. H, G. STANTON Haa Jut fteelve-l a naw and extensive stock o DRY ; GOODS CONSIBTINO or Ladies' Dress Goods, Ribbons, Trimmiajts, Lacep, Ftc, Ek. ALfiO A FINS ETOOK OF BOOTS AND SlIOI OI the beat quality and finish. GROCERIES, Wood, Willow and Glass Ware, Crockery, Cordage, Etc. Also on hand ia large quantltlea and at ;rtl(a te 4ult tit tlinea. Atvo a large etoek of Custom-Made Clothing Which is offered at coat pitee. A fall and stltct toea of SCHOOL BOOKS Constantly on hand. Alio lbs LATEST NOVELTIES IN STATIONER! General scent for everr variety vl aubsciictJon books and pntudleala published In the United mate, rerauna wianinj reading matter or any on wiu u to give ma a call. MESMiN'S FRENCH FEMALE PilLS. ContaLalig Gstioa Root isi Pesepj Ta UTTf r f mix kit tut taUmsrtfsliiiii Ttiulsrtaiiy UUsTtrl Mesmls'a frasch F Ell PIE, hive been rold tor over twent years, asd used by Thou sands ot Ladles, viho have given testimonials that they are unexcelled, as a apeeiso' monthly medicine, forlm mediate relief ot Painful, and Irregular Uensea, fe male Weakness etc IMce. taxOKbOX. vrith fall direction. ran o srBSTXTcrss, o trcjuors hutatio.vb. KittN COSaiCAI, CO- DxiBorr. Kicb. Sold by A.C. Marsters & Co. Mineral, Railroad. Aricultural. 8- G. POTTER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, 1106 O fct.. N. W. Washington, V. C. For many years in the General LandOSce. Examiner ol Contests. Mineral vs. Mineral as Railroad and Agricultural claims, and Late Chief of the Minera Divl.Ion. Correspondence 'lted. J0HM & LEE CO. Importers of CHINESE and JAPANESE Teas & Silk Goods Aud Manufacturers ul LADIKtV t'NDKRWKAR. ;cnts' HlilrtM Made to Order. xzo .Main street. - Roacbura;. Next door to Hotel Van Uoutcu. 29 Morrlnon Street, - Portlaud. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS, -j. HOTEL. -McCLALLEN. MRS. II. C. UcCf. ALLEN, Prop. HEADQUARTERS FOR TRAVELING MEN. RATtiS REASONABLE, .Large. Fina Sample Rooms. Fiftf-BM to audTrera Train. R03ESUR3. his is the Place to Buy Groceries. A full and complete assortment of all goods usually kept in a first class grocery. Everything offered for sale is fresh; and sold at very reasonable prices. We have a very choice stock of canned goods, including both fruits and vegetables, to which we invite your special attention. Our line of Olives, Gherkins, Pick els, Sauces, etc., is also complete. We carry the largest stock of to baccos in Southern Oregon. C. W. PARKS & CO., Grocers. M. JOSEPHSON'S New York Cash Store, R05EBURG, OREGON. "WE SELL THE FAMOUS Charter Oak and Superior COOK .STOVES. The Best Stove is Always the CHEAPEST. CHURCHILL, WOQLLEY & MCKENZIE'S Rpse'buvg Hardware Go. A SQUARE DEAL. We are Here to Stay. ' i i w rl ' I 1 I ' I ' I ' I ' I I ' I ' I ' I ' I i 2 3 4 6 6 7 8 9 10 11 1? o r CO to Li eo M Is what we give to every cus tomer, for we believe the best advertisement possible is a cus tomer pleased with what we ; have sold them, they will come (again and again, and their friends I will come too. Wc are not here for a day j or for a month. j We are Here to Stay. i i ! WOUEHBERQ) ft) flpTgjjji) .Roseburg, Or,