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ROSEBURG, OREGON, MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 1895.
C. Senators. . J j. v nolDh
W. K. Ellis
.0. K. Chunbeilaln
Secretary of Stale
.ticorce w. Mclirldo
sito Treasurer Phil Jlctsrhan
SupU roU. Instruction E. IV. llcKlroy
Mate rrinter .V Fran C. Baker
Member Bcrd of Ug.uidUaUou.A. C. Woodcock
SF. A. Moore
C. E. Wolvcrlon
e A. B. Compson
Railroad Commissioners J- Eddy
0. A. Macrum
Clerk ot Railroad Commission Lydcll Baker
5K00ND JCDlOaL DISTRICT.
Judge J. C. Fullcrton
Prosecuting Attorney , Geo. M. Brown
u. s. ulsd orncK, nosKBeno.
Reed ver R. S. Sheridan
U. S. WtVTIlEE CCKE1C.
Observer.. . Thos. tiloson
Senator wllcurr Bccklcy
tj. E. BlundcU
I'.cnrescutatlvcs W.T. Bndccs. ,
l C A. Schlhrcde
-Jerk , F. W. Benson
Sheriff C. F. Cathc&rt
rreascrer W. A. Fratcr
. j. A. Undcrwooa
A. F. Stearns
lV. .L. Wilson
- JC. II. Maupln
Will 1 llrrdnn
Ibr. K. U Jfillcr
cit- or nOSZSBEO.
i a. f. r
I IV o. st
1 1. F. Rice
F. il. Zljlcr
v. t. uarrou
J. A. Cox
The Circalt Court for Douglas County meets
three time 3 vreir as follows: The 3d Mon
day in Hard-, the tin Mondav in June, and the
1st JlonJay m December. J. C Fullcrton of
Rose-bars: jiMce. Geo. M. Brown, of Roscburg,
Coanlr C.i'irt moeu the 1st Wednesday after
tho 1st Mondav -of January, March, May. Jnly.
September asd Xorcmber, A. F. Steams, of
Oakland, judge; C. 11. Maspln ot Elkton
and W. L. Wibon, of Riddle, commissioners.
Probate Conrt is in session continuously, A. F.
TAUREL LODGE, A. T. Jfc A. M.. REGULAR
meetings the SJ ana isx vteunesuays in
TTMPOLACUArTER.X0.11.Ii. A. M.. HOLD
VJ their rcralar convocations at Masonic hall
oa the Erst aad third Tnesday of each month.
Visiting companions arc cordiaUy invited.
M. F. RAFF, H. P.
Isaoou Caco, Secretary.
DHILETARIAX LODGE. SO. S.IO.O. F
meets Satardavcreninz of etch week at
o'clock in their hall at Rose bars. Members of
the order in good standing are Invited to attend.
Iv. T. Jaaj.ii, Scc'y.
UXIOX ENCAMPMENT, XO. ?, MEETS -AT
Odu Fellows ball oa second and fourth
Thursdays of each month. Visiting brethren
ara Invited to alien a.
FcasK G. Mien TJ, Scribe
UlUT PAEtT, C P.
pOSEBUEG LODGE, XO. It. A. O. U. W.
zaeels the second and focrth MondtTS of
esch month atT p. ru tx O-U Fellows halL.
emdersot the oner in gooo stanoisg are in-
Tlteu to auena.
pEXOPOST, NO. 75, G. A. IL. MEETS THE
firss tad third Thi
acadayy of each month.
TVOMEN'S RELIEF CORPS NO. 10, MEETS
V .arand and locrth TtcmlaTi la ech
ALLIANCE Eecalar Qnartertr
Meetlicra will be held at G ranee Halt.
ESNfborg, the first Friday ia December, March
and Jose, ana the third tfsaay in &p:emir.
T OSEBCRG CHAPTER. NO. S.O. E.
J-- the McasJ asd Josri Thnrsdan of
MADELINE B. COSKUNG, W. M.
DOSEBUEG DIVISION NO TS, B. OF L. E-,
iv meets every cxC(l and looru enccay.
i thrcn are lavlud to attczd.
illSJ SAJUB WIHEZZI.T, N. G.
Fcaxt G. Micclu. R. Sec
A LPHA LODGE, NO. C. K. OF P., MEETS
Z- every Wednesday evening at Odd Fellows
uau. viaua; breiares in gooa tTining cor-
daily lei-lieu xo atieao.
7 B. WILLIS.
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
Km vaeSiet ia all the court ol the State. Of
Cce fa th Csnrt Hoaie. Don; 1J county , Or.
Attorney at Law,
OScc otct the PootoSes cm J&ckxm trt.
Attorney at Law,
P R, C0FFI4AN,
Physician aud Surgeon
02Uc:At Dr. Hoover's old stand on Oak Street
Residence Cor. Lace & Jackson Streets.
j. ozi.w, ?r. d.,
Physician and Surgeon,
OSce in S. Marks & Co.'s Block, upstairs..
Calls promptly answered day or night.
Physician and Surgeon.
Graduate Rush Medical College.
Diseases of Women and Children a Specialty
OFFICE, Rooms 9 & 10, Mantcrs' Building.
RzajDEXCE, Dongas Street, second place east
La Fayette Laxe. Jccce L. Loccjiait
JANE & LOUGHARY,
Attorneys fe Counselors at Law
VilU practice in 11 tie eoorti of Oregon,
flea in the Tarlur-WUson block.
Q.BO. M. BROWN,
Attorney at Law,
Deputy 1'rOM.culluu Attorney.
Office at the Court House np stairs.
Faburs Golden Female Pills
i ties: nothioellkethem
on tho market. Aerer
by prominent ladles
to relievo supproscd
SURE! SAFE! CERTAIK1
Don't bo bomtjugzed.
Save Time, Health,
Bent to any address.
secure by mall on re
cciptof price, 12.00.
THE APHRO MEDICIRE COffiPAHY,
Western Ercnch, Box 27, POJiTLAND, on
"YILXi. P. HEYDON,
nml Xotury Public.
Omce: In Court House.
Orders for SurvcvlnR and Field Notes should
bo addressed to Will 1 Hcydoti, County SutJ
Attorney tit Law,
Room i, Marstcrs Bulldlnc. ROSEBURG, OK.
gr-Buslncss before tha U. S. Land Orflcc and
m lulus cases a specialty.
Late Receiver U. 3. Land Offlec
V. 8. Deputy Mineral Surveyor
and Kotnry Public.
Orncc: County Jail Building, tip stairs.
V Special attention paid to Transfers and
Address. BOSHBURO. OR.
jypZ-BA BROWN, M. D.,
Physician and Surgeon.
Cireais lusars cf Wcinea a Spe:iaity.
Office, Up Stairs, in the Marks Building.
csldencclliCass Street, ROSEBURU.
J L, MILLER, M. D.,
Surgeon and Homoeopathic
will xsHilv dtf
cover that vou
have llioulit of
cept your feet,
in winter were a
If yonr parse looks
weak and censump
tive after the Xmas
campaign come to
onrstoro. A snm
a poor pair of ahoea
in fome places buys
a pood pair at our
EXCLUSIVE BOOT AND SHOE
324 Jackson Street,
J. F. BARKER & GO.
A fpKial biand J oo-lulrlrJ Tea.
Is hsving Urge ule. "r t,l cl
Glass and Delf Ware
At sstonlshlng low vn&. Onr ova
Terras jtx are very popolar.
W. D. McGEE,
WE now hare a large tock of line, large,
healthy trees of all kinds, including
Apple, Tear, I'cach, Prune and Cherry, which
are guaranteed true to name and free from In
sectr, and wit I'm sold at very reasonable rates.
All persons ocsinng trees i-j'Jin nppiy wj
E. L. G00DRIDGE, Agent,
Notice Is hereby given that the nndcrnlgncd.
was by an order duly Istufl out of the County
uouri lor Douglas couniy, r.iaic 01 uregon, on
me 4iii uay 01 ucccmcr, vnai, appoinieu wieaii
'ceascd, and as such administrator has iluly
nullified and entered iiion the duties of (&I1
office. All pcions holding claims against the
said estate will present the same, duly verified,
within six months from this date, to the under
Mgned, or to J. W. Hamilton, at the Court
Dated this 13th day of December, lS'JI.
Administrator of the Kstatc ol V. J. Alexander,
Wood taken on subscription at tho
(Successor to J. JABKULKK.j
Practical : Watchmaker. :
WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWEI.UY. AM) FANCY COODS.
Guuuluo Brnzlliau lilyo
A COJiri.KTK STOCK OF
. Cutlery, Notions, Tobacco, Cigars and Smokers' Articles.
tVlso Proprietor anil Slanngor of liosoburg's Famous liargaiu Store.
. Dame Rumor sa-s : " Beware of those slick lightning
rod men traveling over the country selling Steel Ranges
Yes, they will take your
will sell you at our store for less money. Don't get taken
in. We carry a large line of RANGES AND STOVES
and always guarantee satisfaction.
CHURCHILL, WO0LLEY & fMENZIE
A SQUARE DEAL.
Af AAA PIECES SHEET MUSIC
,'UUV AT 10 GTS. PER COPY-.ts
Mailed to an' address
Catalogue of this immense
We have also secured the agency of the Wiley B. Allen Co.
T. K. RICHARDSON,
The IIOWC Farm, cast of town, has been plat
ted and is now on the market in Lots aud Blocks containing
3, 20, 30, aud 40 acres, ranging in price from $25 to $100
per acre. .
Any one wanting a fruit, vegetable or chicken farm
or a suburban home can now be accommodated on easy
All lots sold in First
than doubled .in value. The
the future. More fortunes are made in lands near a grow
ing town or city than any other way. Sieze the oppor
I4 or information or
Estate Office, or on
Jeweler : and : Optician.
GIiihhch iintl sjpectiicleH
note for an article which we
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what we give to every cus
tomer, for we believe the best
adertisemeut possible is acus-j
tomer pleased with what we ,
have sold them, the' will come
again aud again, aud their friends j
will come too.
We are not here for a dav!
for a month.
We are Here to Stay.
It is now well understood that
T. K. Ricahrtson is the best es
tablished and most reliable Piano
and Organ dealer in the State.
He has secured the American
ageucy and will soon receive
for One Cent Extra.
stock sent free on application.
Brookside addition have more
prospect is much better for
conveyance, call at ony Real
the mind tbat
makes the mm,"
said Walls, but modern ethics
dcuy this, and give the credit
to the tailor. It is question
able, however, if cither are
Has some claims
in this respect .therefore those
parents who vould build up
Hie physique of their children
pay strict attention to their
diet. Children are all foud of
pastry; for this to be hcoltli
ntustbedas u shortening.
by the best Cooks. -
Consult your physician up
on its hcalthfulncss.
Hen J three centa InstampstoN.K.
rulrhank & Co., Chicago, for hand.
: jmtj Cottoiuio Cool: liook.contoln
i.is blx I1umlrt.1l recipes, prepared by
uU:i eminent authorities on cootlne.
Cottolcnu It col J by all croccra.
ltcfura c!l substitutes.
Zfotle only by
K. FA1RBANK G. CO
ST. LOUIS and
ICACO. NEW YORK. OOSTO
A Sovereign Remedy & (pughs.
Colds. LaGrippe ard all Affections
cffoThroat. Chest &ri Lungs.
Sold by A. C. Marters & Co.
Wa La Dduclas
5 leUfiC' 13 THET BEST.
V-L. 'DOUO I jca
Over One .Million Peorle wear the
W. L, Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes
AH our shoes are equally satisfactory
i ney stive ice best value tor the money.
They equal custom shoes In style and fit.
Thtlr wearing qualities are unsurpassed.
The prices are uniform, ...stamped on sole.
From 5i to 5i saved over other mjtL---
II ycer Ankr onnct supply ycuw can. Sold by
dealers everywhere. Wanted, agent
to take exclusive sale for this vicinitv.
Write at once.
i iuo age. it
his been cn
!orscd by tho
. tICc men of
, rarely veso.
j Hudjan stops
of tho ills-
, chargo in 20
quickly. Over 2,000 prlvato endorsements.
I'rematurcnesS means Im potency In tho first
stage. H Is a symptom of seminal weakness
nnd barrenness It can bo stopped in 0 days
by tho use o f Hudyan.
Tho new discovery was ruailo by tho Special
ist of tho old famous Hudson Medical Institute.
It Is tho strongest vltallzer made. It is very
powerful, bnt hnimlcss. Sold for S1.00 c pack
ago or8 packages for S.00(plalnseacd boxes).
Written guarantco given tbra euro. If you buy
fix boxes aud aro not entirely cured, six moto
will bo sent to you freo of all charges.
Ecnilfor circulansand testimonials. AiWrcKJ
HUDSON MEDICAL, INSTITUTE,
Junction Stockton, ."Uurlict A: UljlqNtu.
Sim I'rancWco, Cut.
of the eyes
end tones tho
Fains in tho
by day or
-I EBST PI 1
f Com Paint!
Cures CORNS, BUNIONS andWARIS 5
T' SPEEDILY and WITHOUT PAIN.
4 FOR SALE bFaLL DRUGGISTS. &
T LIPPHAN BRQTHEBS, frop'rs, T
4r Llppman's Block, SAVANNAH, GA.
VHEN WOMEN REGISTER.
When tho women como to voting
Anil to giving nami) nml nges.
There'll bo lot ot funny capers
On thoso registration iKigea.
Whether Bho'a n illss or Mru.
Will nnnoy tho reglstrarj.
Asking won't bo Bafo-tlioy'd rather
Bead tho answer in tho atari
As for ages If tho question
Must bo nsked tho man without
Faith in trnthfulncs3 of answers
Had best not display his doubt.
Ho'll put down tho sweet voiced answers.
Ask not if they're what they seem,
And, for public satisfaction,
Ubo perhaps this llttlo scheme:
Mark tho age, when "claimed," in this
Each "refused to answer" eo ( rf )
And nil ngca tliat aro "sworn to"
With threo daggers In n row (fH).
Detroit Free I'rcsi
WEIGHT OF BIRDS' HEARTS.
They Aro Heavier In Proportion Than
Thoso of Animals.
Most pcoplowill bo surprised to learn
that tho hearts of birds aro far heavier
proportionately than tho hearts of ani
mals, including man, bnt a little ex
planation will filiov, that this is qnito
natural. Tho ruoro tho body works tho
greater tho domaud npon tho heart, npon
which falls tho duty of driviuc tho
blood through tho body; hencotho heart
develops and becomes heavier. Every
body knows that birds aro anions tho
mast active and hard working of living
creatures. Tho swallow can ovcrtako an
express train. Tho falcon will carry a
load wciirhiii" threo nonnil.1 in thn air
without hindranco to its power of flight 1 great mental affliction and bodily weak
or its speed. In short, they havo a tro- J ucss, by reciting to him somo singnlarly
mendous capacity for worl;
Tho celebrated ornithologist, ilaroy,
states that u sea gull weighing 1 .
pounds is capable of performing in ono
second work equivalent to raising a
weight of nino pounds ono yard high. A
man weighing 130 pounds, to bo equal
to tho sea gull, would havo to lift 780
pounds ono yard high in ono second If
man becomes an athicto or carries
heavy loads, his heart grows propor
tionately. No wonder, therefore, that
tho hearts of our activo feathered friends
aro strikingly heavy as compared with
tho bulk of their bodies.
Tho averago weight of tho human
heart in normal circumstances is fivc-
onc-thousandths of tho total weight of
tho body. Dr. Carl Parrot has lately
weighed tho hearts of various animals
and birds nnd has found tho averages to
bo as follows, tho figures representing .
tho one-thousandth parts cf tho total
weight: Pig, -J.52; ox, 4.59; sheep, G.01;
horse, G. 31. Tho domestic animals thus
como fairly closo to man. Tho wild
roebuck has an exceedingly heavy heart
Most birds aro a long way ahead of
animals. Tho carrier pigeon comes out
at 12.25; tho common sparrow, 1G.22;
tho hobby, an extremely activo species
of falcon, 16.08, and tho song thrush,
25. Tho heart of tho last named is thus-
fivo times heavier than that of man in
comparison with tho total weight.
This subject has bc-cn somewhat close-
ly studied bv Professor Klossovsky, di- I Bsomo uiscovery in tno arcuc re
rector of tho observatorv at Odessa, who i ha eginning of August,
has Trahlisliefl n n-.r'm n, r,,,-,! whilo tho Dundco whalers Aurora, Ba-
distribution of thunderstorms over the !
His observations show that a high
temperature, a certain degrco of humid
ity and a considerable amount of rain
fall aro tho chief agents favoring the
developments of thunderstorms. A col
ored map which ncccompanies Professor
Ixlossovsky s paper shows tho existence
of n sono of electric activitv of creat in
tensity cn both sides of tho equato;
aud this is nlsothozonocf sreatcstrair.'-
falL Tho zono is divided into three sec
tions, tho first embracing Asia and
Oceania, Indo-China and tho Snnda
isles to New Guinea. Over this zone
tho yearly averago of thunderstorms L
90 to 100. Tho second zono starts from
tho west coast of Africa between 5 and
10 degrees north latitudo aud 5 degrees
to 10 degrees south latitude, whilo the
third zono comprises the tropical regions
of America between 20 degrees and 23
degrees north latitude, where tho mean
annual number of storms exceeds 100.
To tho north of this zone, which is
termed the electric equator, tho storms
decrcaso in number until tho deserts of
Africa, Egypt, Persia and central Asia
aro reached, where tho rainfall is scanty
and thunderstorms rare. To tho north
of tho zono of deserts, especially over
tho continents of Europe and Asia, the
electrio activity is somewhat increased.
Tho data collected from tho high lati
tudes of tho southern hemisphere refer
principally to tho Falkland islands,
whero tho averago number of storms is
A Suro Care.
Mrs. Lammct of Warsaw had a felon
on ono of her fingers. Sho stopped tho
ravages of tho felon by holdiug the fin
ger in hot lye. Then sho stopp-.il the
ravages of tho ly0 by holding the finger
in a solution of carbolio acid. Then sho
stopped tho ravages of tho carbolic acid
by having a surgeon auipntato tho fin
ger. It is believed that tho felon will not
bother her any more. Gaksburg lte-publican-Registcr.
A IiKiited Witness.
A witness in describing an event said,
"Tho person I saw at tho head of tho
Stairs was a man with ono evo named
"What was tho name of tho other
other eye?" spitefully asked tho oppos
Tho witness was disgusted with the
lovity of tho audience. Ohio Legal
Many hundreds of manuscripts havo
been recovered at Pompeii. Thcv wero
charred roll?, but by tho exeree of pa
tience aud ingenuity some havo been
unrolled aud read. Nothing of impor
tance has been discovered in their eon
tents. Carnivorous animals seldom produco
moro than two young at a birth.
My Ktouk brand il across behind left
shoulder and on left tltili. Knr murks,
under half crop in liotli ears. Kaugc on
.Mill ami Cinynti cieek.
1. I. UimiQi:.
lixpcnsc It 11 1 I'ltlcl.
Any peirion in lloii'.i louuty pur-clme-iii!!
a piano of Tho Wiley 15. Allen
Co. during tho fair at I'orlmml, Or., can
havo freight bill refunded if presented to
T.'K. Hiuhaidsou, Uoso'mrg, within li
days after purchase of goodn.
COMMERCIAL VALUE OF SERMONS.
A Great Dlvlno of Iindon Slakes a De
parture and Stirs TJp a Hornets' Nest.
Tho Rev. Dr. Joseph Parker, pastor
of tho City Temple, ha3 been expressing
high indignation becanso somo newspa
pers printed extracts from a Eormon
without his permission. Tho irato
preacher of tho gospel of Christ ovcu de
clared, "Tho man who reports a sermon
without tho preacher's permission is a
"thief." Ho explains frankly that tho
preacher may desiro to ecII tho sermon
or preach it elsewhere on tho next Sun
day. "A Dick Turpin of a reporter"
This strong langaago provoker many
unkind remarks about tho gentleman
who, sinco Spurgeon's death, has been
considered by many as London's great
est pulpit orator. It really does seem
that tho soul saving business, like all
other things English, has got down to a
strictly commercial basis. Somo rather
awkward extracts from holy writ, in
cluding quotations from tho lips of tho
preacher of tho sermon on tho mount,
an authority usually held in quito high
respect at tho City Temple, havo been
brought to Dr. Parker's attention this
week by tho London press. Some, oven
of tho parishioners of this gcntlo fol
lower of Jesus, havo been disturbed by
his words. Thus ono writes to Tho
"Dr. Parker's letter causes mo somo
qualms of conscience. A few weeks
back I was ablo to pour consolation into
tho heart of an old friend, who was in
beautiful sentences I had heard from tho
City Templo pulpit I confess it escaped
mo that I ought to havo charged my
friend 3s. Od. for tho uso of tho preacher's
balm for wounded souls and transmitted
tho money to tho owner of such mental
medicine. I think Dr. Parker will see
that, oven in theso ungodly times, tho
public aro not yet ready for viewing
what thoy aro told is tho houso of dod
as a shop and tho proclamation of tho
everlasting gospel as a trafficking in
marketable goods. Doubtless Dr. Par
ker's letter will help tho peoplo to seo
him and his work in tho right light."
Others put tho pertinent inquiry
whether Dr. Parker is greater than his
Master. It is recalled by tho newspaper
men that in his earlier days ho not only
welcomed tho presenco of reporters, but
used to beg editors to send them, and
when nono camo ho was not abovo sum-
marizing his sermons himself and send
ing reports to tho newspaper offices. No
man, in fact, knows better than Dr.
Parker how to utilize tho newspaper for
gratuitously advertising himself. 'When,
a few years ago, ho aspired to fill Henry
Ward Bcecher's pulpit, ho took immense
pains to obtain tho assistance of all tho
agencies engaged in tho business of ca
bling news to tho American press.
DRIVEN TO CANNIBALISM.
Eskimos, Surprised by tho Winter That
roiled 1'cary, Kat Each. Other.
Intelligence is given by a whaling
'.m to a Dundee paper of a most
they landed a party in Elvin bay. Tho
, men cn landing found near tho water's
1 edgo a ring of dead bodies of Eskimos,
' who had evidently died of starvation.
Before death tho members of tho par-
! ty had been driven to tho awful extrcm
' ity of cannibalism. Somo of tho bodies
wero untouched, others wero partially
eaten, and clean picked tones lay near.
i 0ao -" decapitated, and tho head
was found somo distance awav. Tho re
mains wero in a comparatively good
stato of preservation.
It is supposed that the party had been
surprised by winter and had failed to
get away from a district which is desti
tute of gamo and very barren. Tho crew
of tho Balacna bring homo many relics
of tho unfortunato Eskimos.
Tho Metamorphoses of a East.
English sculptors aro not half up to
date, perhaps because our fewer polit
ical changes havo not sharpened their
wits. Tho Parisians aro just now laugh
ing at tho vicissitudes of a bust of Louis
XIV over tho colonnado on tho east side
of tho Louvre. When Pcrrault erected
tho colonnade, tho bust was an exact
likeness of tho "Roi Soleil," but under
tho first empiro tho official sculptor
caippeu on tno llowmg wig and pared
tho noso down to tho Napoleonic pro
portions. When tho Bourbons came
back, tho wig was replaced and tho
necessary hump put on tho nose, but
both wero removed during tho hundred
days. But after Waterloo tho peruko
and the aquiline noso wero restored, and
tho troubled bust had rest, though now
that tho subject has been raised possibly
M. Casunir-Pcner may wish to add his
mustacho to tho long suffering work of
art rBuildiDg News.
Advico rroai a Flippant FhrcnDloglst.
Tho fall of Caprivi was predicted at
least by ono observer. This is Mr.- Don
ovan, a phrenologist who had studied
tho young emperor's head and found it
sadlv lacking in "concentrativcncss.
A man with such a head must havo
changes, and so Mr. Donovan predicted
a year ago that Caprivi would speedily
go tho wav of Bismarck. Tho phrenol
ogist's advico toPrinco Hohenloho is as
follows: "In order to keep tho emperor
out of mischief his lovo of travel should
bo encouraged as much as possible. Ho
should co to Chicago next year and
then in turn bo persuaded to visit Asia,
Africa, Australasia and South America.
By this means ho will let off his desire
for chango aud restlessness m a Harm
loss way. " Westminster Gazette.
News In tho Ads.
At this season of tho year advertiso
ments beconio news matter. In overy
household thero aro thoso who aro loot
iuj; for holiday bargains. Printers1
Tlte SL'4-iton Water 3Iotor
Of c:t parities v.iryins from 1 to 25 horse
power :ilTbttls the most convenient, rec
iiomieat and reliable power for all liylit
service. One of these may be seen run
nt'.i; at Ihn oli'uv. Semi for circulars,
The IVIton Wall r Wheel Co., 121 Main
St , San Kraneiseo, Cal.
$1000 to $5000 on improved farm prop'
ertv. I). S. IC. UutCK
Go to the Uoscleuf for tho best cigars
COFFINS FOR A SONG.
Ectno TJlddera Seized the Occasion to lay In
.nongu jror All tlio Tamlly.
Coffins for 10 cents each I They wero
groat bargains at a public salo today at
Hnlmoville, near Bristol. So cheap
wero thoy considered that a man bought
ono apparently for each of his children,
and Bucks county is tonight flooded
with walnut coffins of all patterns.
Tho property of Lewis P. Townsend
of Hnlmoville, tho defaulting treasurer
of the Nowportvillo Building associa
tion, was today put np at auction.
Townsend wa3 short in his accounts
about 4,000. A crowd of peoplo from
that end of Bucks county wero attracted
by tho Gale. Tho auctioneer first knocked
down a few horses for a mcroong.
Then tho wagons and carriages went
Other articles of less valuo about tho
placo brought trivial prices. Townsend
did an undertaking business and in his
day carried on a good trade. Ho always
kept in storo a largo number cf coffins.
Today, when all thovisiblo stock and
personal effects had been disposed of,
tho auctioneer and his assistant vanished
for a moment. A minnto later they re
appeared bearing a highly polished
walnut casket Mounting his block, tho
auctioneer began to dilato upon tho
beauties of tho article.
'Who'll make a bid?" cried tho auc
tioneer. His hearers seemed horrified at
tho idea for a moment, but tho stillness
was broken by:
"I'll givo a nickel for it."
Laughter - greeted this bid, but tha
auctioneer looked solemn and business
like. "No telling how soon yon may need
it, " ho urged. Ho looked hard at a thin
visaged man who had several times
coughed in a sepulchral manner. Tho
man turned away.
"I'll mako it a dime," camo a timid
voice, and tno comn was ins.
Tho ice enco broken, tho coffins com
manded a readier Eale. It seemed to bo
greed that 10 cents was tho top notch
figure, and tho auctioneer, having bid
them up to that sum, would lot them
go. i'ranic urewn tnen starteu in anu
bulled tho market considerably. Brown
took as many coffins as ho has children,
paying a dime for each. After that tho
general bidding was lively, and soon tho
coffins wero disposed of. Philadelphia
DUELING IN EUROPE.
Tho Unpleasant Adventure cf an Essy
Golnc Tourist In Italy.
Nothing could givo a moro adequate
idea of tho "pass to which dueling has
como on tho European mainland than
tho story told by our Roman correspond
ent of an adventuro that lately befell
a foreigner on the island of Lido, near
Venice. This easy going tourist, laudably
desirou3 of foiling all tho social wheels
within his reach and reducing friction
to rvmiTvi itinin,. riprifcrmr.d to tho .Waiter.,
of a restaurant, and, feeing him beforo
instead of after dinner, trustingly asked
him what ho could conscientiously rec
ommend. Tho knight of tho napkin,
who later on appeared in. tho character
of a "knight of honor," instead of hon
estly replying, "I can recommend you
another restaurant," said "an English
biff take, " which tho tourist forthwith
When it appeared on tho table and
tho hungry man attempted to ply his
knifo and fork, ho discovered to his dis
gust that a dynamito bomb would bo
moro to tho purpose. Ho then rang for
that unveracious waiter and asked him
whether tho proprietor was new to tho
place. "No, sir; his father was here be
fore him. Camo So years ago." "Did
tho old man bring that wretched animal
with him from which this 'bifftako'
was sculpturedS" ho asked. But tha
waiter was a sensitive soul and could
not stand such talk. "Hers is my card,
sir. Kindly givo mo yours, and wo'il
arrange tho matter at an early date."
Tho challcngo had to bo accepted, lest
something worse should befa!, and sa
bers wero tho weapons chosen. Tho up
shot of it wa! that tho tourist received
a dangerous wound on his right arm,
and instead of continuing his journey
now lies in ono of tho wards of a Venice
hospital. London Telegraph.
A Chseso Diet.
An unusual bono of domestic conten
tion was revealed in a Philadelphia po
lico court tho other day when Jacob
Marmalet was charged by his.wifo with
threatening her life. When sho had fin
ished, Magistrate Polo inquired of tho
prisoner what ho had to say. "Cheese,"
remarked Jacob sententiously. "No im
pertinence," continued tho magistrate.
'That ain't impertinence," explained
Jacob. 1 'It's tho eauso ef my trouble.
Tho way my wife feeds mo you'd think
was a mouse. It a raw clieeso for
breakfast, toasted for dinner and a
Welsh rabbit for supper. It's no won
der I kicked. I felt like I was full of
mites," and Jacob wiggled uneasily.
"Tho question of meals is amatter of
taste," explained the magistrate. "And
smell, too, ''.added Jacob. reflectively.
"It's a wonder 6nr neighbors didn't
call in tho health' department". ."Go
home, both of you, " said tho magistrate,
"and you, Mrs. Marmalet, tako chcosa
off tho bill of fare." Troy Times.
A Girl Angered at Ilcr 3Iother IMes.
Tho peoplo of Athol, Mass. , aro busily
discussing what could havo been tho
causo of the death of Carrio Eddy, 13
years old, which occurred on Sunday.
It was a case that baffled tho skill and
caro of tho town's best physicians. Tho
origin of tho troublo seemed to bo a fit
of ill temper caused by tho refusal of
her mother to grant her permission to
attend an evening's entertainment. Tho
girl refused to speak to her mother, and
as tiino passed tho power of speech
seemed to leavo her, and sho commenced
to scream aud continued to dosoinspito
of heavy doses cf morphine and tho ef
forts of several physicians. A deso of
laudanum was finally administered,
and tho girl sank into a stupor from
yhich no human power could arouso
her. Springfield (Mass ) Republican.
Ueware of Ointments fsr catarrh
Hint Contain mercury.
as mercury will surelv destroy tho ene of
smell ami completely derange the whole system
when enlertns it tiuoimu mucous sunares.
Such articles should never be-used except on
prescriptions from reputable ph;ielnns. ns tho
damage thcv will do is ten fold ti the s.ood von
can possiblv derive from them. Halt's Catarrh
Cure mrmuiacture.l ly r. J. cnein-y .k to., 10
ledo, (.. contains iw mercury, and is taken in
ternallv, iictlns directly upon tho blood and
mucous surfaces of tho system. Iu buyins Hall's
Catarrh Cure be sure you cot the genuine. It i
rkeninteruallv, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by
F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials tree.
Sold by Druggists, price 75 c. per bottle.
Trespass notices printed on cloth fo$
, gnlo at thia office at 5 cents each.