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"fl rmt&MHmwmmmm mmmmmmmmmm m - - - W " FRANCO-AMERICAN HOTEL ANB AE$TAllAANT, OPPOSITE TflK Odd Fellow's Hall, Jacksonville, Oregea. TraTeler and resident boarder will fln hadame ff mm BIDS AND BBDDZBTO r riaeed In flrit claw order, and In erery Way inperlnr to any In thl section, aud raipMted by any la Ibe Suie. Rl ROOKS ARE NEWLY FURNISHED, And plentiful 'ipplj of h ? T"7 thine the nurket ITord will be ob- Ulned for HER TABLE. No troubled will I spared tn dewee Ihe pat ten! of the traveling a well as lb perma at community. JkckionTllle, March 31. 18GS. ""SPECIAL NOTICES. tf SSTAR OF THE UNION! I rci rnniTrn i (STOMACH BITTERS! Tli ielW"' ttomtcli IHttrr re entirely) 5 YtctuUr, m1 ire trout tlrobul ui cry burl. ! I TRY I A JUDGE ! THEM! m FOR TRY iff YOUR I THEM! ' SELF! tU ivrrritui. A jdf-tatil ... and a tno-M fierMiti' dilnV, T-o iniWt I 8-)slri. 1ih) INniUIII'H'l t-...,--.....-, ...... - -...-- -- .:,. K,....M.h.i.iTi.ii i.iitTiiii.LiiicnLinAiir oio lh iurtl rU:cU cl aluaL. nut, wtt r f. ...i i.h ar arimtrauiv uuitirn iuii c if.it pi :UErtlnflUMttli,fcMo?jPtJJmirdJ flViwcl.. rt'h IVIM"". !'. Mtr-ln. I ... .L. i I(n ! aan- villi rrr. IMkrl n. J Lo or i of Am'.!, "c l,pr M, rnvl lt.( ,. rnNKI?AVwt.N. HoirMAXtTA-nrnin, : a r.fnfTII' K rflTRM li. ri - "? BOUND TO DO IT! 4D. C. MILLER IS 330UND TO WORK ACCORDING TO THE TIMES, HOUSE SHOEING At redeeM price for cah. Ten p r ecnt. diteouat will In made on all kind of work wb'ri eli In pM. March JUlb. IBM. mcbjllf fPo IT'oia.Jci.clT-y-xn.oxi. AND BLACKSMITHS. CnmUrltni nil Ul.ljh COAL ul PIG inOX l.OOO Ton, U tt 4 ASmI, (jr ! br .1. It. DOVI.R, 1 Mi U padac It, f.n rr.Mlwn. SOLDIER'S BOUxTTIE. T.IIIVE ItlXEIVCt) FIIOM THU U. S. I Tri-a-ury ilrfl fur the bouuly of tli folluw Ur iitn-d t!entlriaii : u'.-nriri' V. A.lily. ChirW 8. Ililr.1. C. C Hi'It. Clinrlr li. ChupHll, (I'urrUt CrncUtl. Jm M. Ilux r, U'm. A. A. lUnillloii, .Iik 'ph Morun, Dutiil A. Tut lor nj Jjnirf Wrarrr. Thr (jentlcmrn will please call and gt-t h'lr ray. n. F. DOWF.LL. w.cktnDTlllr. Sept. Ut. 16C8. BiisalBtioa of 7artaership. rPIIB partnr-lilp berrtoriirerxl-ilngttwrcii I K. II. nud Win. 0, fir.nm n U dlwnliml thl day. The arcmiiU of Dr. Grnman Iit Wn dlDOrd of to W. C. Grrriiraau, and an (dUt Kttlctneut li r'-nnlrH. K II. rSRKF.VMAN. W.C.CItEKSlX. Ac. 'h, !(!. aupfllf SEED WHEAT. THE unilri'lKiie.l b for alo nt lilt raneb on Waijuer Orifk. a qiuatlty of plendid ed wheat, of the white Tarlely. It lia Ix-fii (Uaned with ercll care, aud ralw-d nn nrw jrnund on niirpo f'jr ! , V. 11EES0.S'. Wapirr Or-ek. N 14Hi ISiR. Unnwl Jtic rositiv. 'P1IE undrrlned flndine It nrceMary for L tbrin to colb-clall oiilnttndliig nnlfi and aceoontu due tbrra lu nrdvr to inret tbrlr own liabilities, take tbli method or notlryloK all I'irioDi Indebted to tbtm lo cmni' furvMinl Im latdlately and pay up, or their nutra and ac count will be put la the hand of an nftlcr for vllactioo. 5UTTON & bTEAltNjf DisMUtiea T rartasrship TUB partnership b'-retofore exittlng between J. 0. Adam and H'm. 11. Wilt, Gallc Creek Oregon, I, thin daT ill" ' d by mvliial eniuaut. All ibe acco ml' UI b Titled aud tktUiiUeMCOStlnued by i, .tlin. J G ADAMS. WM. . 'VITT. Bept 21t. 1868. ocH73 7BAOOCKS. IH4VB for aale near hland, a fw pair of paacotk In splendid cnndltlon. Theebeau tlfnt bird are the only out'ijn Orison, and tn peraona applylnc toon, bargain are offered. Tber will be told cither In pair or In trlpllta. Bo2lwi W. 0. MYEB. MOTZOS. IHRREBT give notice that my oote and M. aeeouii'i bare bea placed la tb hand ol Dowtll k WaUao for col lection. W. U. GREEMMN. WE W4NT EVERYBODY TO 5UBS0BIBE to tbe .4MEKUMN WIT. 60 ceoti a year ttdraa -MMUCjfN WIT" CO., 69 Cadar Uraat.N.T. P. O. Boi CCJV Lit UGH WHILE YOU LIVE, AKO TAKE THE UKKIUitN WIT, one jearS ccuU. -UdMaa'MERlOlN WIT'' CO., 6 Cedar H,H.V. l".O.Bie3l tz$n vol. xnr. BUSINESS NOTICES. Peter Britt, Photographic Artist, JACKSOXl'lCt.K, OREOOX. Ambrotypes, Photographs, Cartes deVislto doxk ix the rixEsr sms of art. Pictures KctlHceil OR EXUROED TO LIFE SIZE. DR. A. B. OVEilBEGK, Physician & Surgeon, JACKSOXVrUE. OREGOX. Office nt hl residence, In the Old Otcrbick llnrpllal, on Oiin Street. DR. E. H. GREENHAN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, OFFICE-Comcf of California and Fifth Streets, Jacksonville, Ogn. lie will practice In Jackon and adjacent cnunttei, and nttend promptly to protection! calU. fibilf DR. A. B, OVERBECK'S BA.TTrIKOOMS, Zn tho Ovorbock ZZospital, WARM, COLD X-SHOWER BATHS, SUNDAYS AND VEDNESDAYS. F. GIIUIIK, M. I)., PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, OFFICE removed to California Street, South lido. Jacksonville. D.e. XUt. 1SC7. dfcil-tf Ult. Li:WIS GANUNG, I'HYSICIAN it SURGEON AND Otostotrlolnn, WILL attdul to any who rnny rfinlre hit trrvlcrr. (Idler at II. K. I)iith('ii o!!lce. on the Et Me 3.1 5lnet. Jackoiirllc, norilf r. r. iowtLt., r. n. watso.v. DOVVELL & WATSON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, JorlooHilllr, tlrrKOM, WATSON, ATTORNCY AT LAW. Kiuplre City, Coon County, Oga. Warren Lodcc No, 10. A. P. & A. M a HOLD their rejntlar couimunlcallont Jy nn the Wednesday Erenlus:i or preced T Inz the full inuon. In JaratuNfiMJC, it koiix. A. MARTIN, W. M. C. W. SVAnr..Rec'yj JVotice. -pii; bonk and account a of tlirPmiNri.are 1 In the haniln or Mr. K II. Walton. Thoi IllUCblea Will pieai call awl pay mnr b ...... n v nnu'i-'i.l. COUIIl. It. F. DOWELL. Teams Wanted for Camp Waraer. OS', ami after tin Hrtl day of Octolier. 18fif. th iindertlirnnl have drtrrinlurd to tell fur cab rxclu.lvelv i-xcipt upon tpeclal con tract. Tho'e Indebted to the rirm mutt pnl ilvely pay up, a all nee mint will Ui clntl Oc tober l.tf GLENN DRUM Jfc CO. tepUlf. BOOT AND SHOE MAKERS. NOTICE. lUvlnn dltponed of our Fac tory, we are now prepared lo Klve our whole di.u. .!.... in mii t.tKwr and Kimltfii? butilneM. tin baud, dln-ct from France, Calf Jc Kip. Domettlc Leatber, uoot lAg'. eve. louN'G.llnx. IL. Favkk. I Jnuv Hiur, New York, j 1'arU. 8u rraucltco. Addret. IIEIN A BRAY. San Francltco tl Dallery Street EL DORADO, H.K.Car.Cal.AOfM.HU.JackaonTHU.O. S. M. FARREN. ATTENTION' FARMERS Gang Flows. III.4YK parchaned Ibe pawn! riitu oi Ja rou and Joteohlne ccnutle. for Ibe celebra ted Pflel QAItU 'T1t ",m "",,., urepared to till order, aud will iruarantee that K '. ,TZ ...in An tu.iii.r wnrk llh lea Doner. and iiire or. aatUfactipu tUa any yet pftwd to the farmers oi boyii v,v"-; . -v "7 ,u ." . ii. and all kind of warniutvQ iu . ,..p-.. blacktwllbloR dona at tea per cent, djuut rorcaaa. wi" FUN FOR FUNNY rOLKe.-ine .. . i, uiiT in onla a .ear. XddftM "IER1C.N WIT" CO., 69 Cedar lret, N. Y. r. o. box JACKSONVILLE, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1868. THE OREGON SENTINEL. rUDLlSIIED Erery Saturilay Morning B. F. DOWELL, OFFICE, CORXER C tf THIRD STREETS. TKRStt OV VMCR1PTIUX For nne Year, In niWanee, four dollar If not paid within the llrtl tlx month of Ihe year. Are dollar ; If not pild until the expiration of the year, lx dollar. , TtCRMt UP ADVKRTUIlta I OneMurc(IO line or le0, firtl Intertlon. three dollitr j each tiibriirnt Insertion, one dollar. A discount nl fifty per cent, will b mdo tn thoj,who adrertlie by Ihe year. -Lenl Tender received at current rat. The Motqnito Hunt. a rirtoDr. .Not a tonnd wa hranl but a terrible bus, A around the chamber we hurried. In Karch of the morqullo, whote trorapet and dmm Our delectable ilumbcr had worled. Wr aotijht It darkly at the dead of ulgtil. Our coverltt carefully turnlna;, Ily the ptriiKKllne moonbeam' rnlity light, .4od our candle dimly burning. Xo uclc garment conllncd our breait, Hut In tlmple iilcbt drti and "Upper, We wandlrd about like plrlt dlitrewcd, On the llt nfplratlcat tklpper. 5bort and fw vtere the word wc Ut fall, Lt the 9tind thould dltlurb the motqnito, Uat we tteadfaitly giul oa the wklliwathed wall, Aui thought how ne bad keen lir, on! Hut half an hour aecmed to rlap Ere wc met with the wretch that had bit u. Ami raltiuc our boot gar tout terrible lp, Aui made the uioniulto o,cituc. Qtletly and gladly we turned from Ibe dead, .Iml left blm all tiniabed and gory; Wo blew out tho candle and popped Int) bed Deltrralmd to tUljou Ibcitory. ProgrctaA Thought Oiiwani is tlio ortlt-r of natiiro! It is written oil the streams. a tlicy flftw, ami thw planets as they roll I Onward i the onier of inlelliycnee. Wliat was man what in la'? He Mooil upon the beautiful earth a favage. The mighty enuryii-n, and at tribute of hw iiiiitiul ualure were on-elo-eil within him, for tiuio hail not un lucked the eai-ket. The pcrcpptlona nl hi aeiifi-s were liii guides of thought. The howl of the wind through the branches of the foret, had to him, for liu could not trace the aoutnl, a mystc rituit agency ; and in the quivering of the leave, he recoguir.ed the finger ol God! The blue coueuro above him was n mighty and rolid arch; and lit taw the light aud felt the heat of the great ball of fire that cam up on the one hide, and went down on tho other, and there he worhipt-dl There was a spirit in the comitming fjro that binned upon his hcaitlistour. The thunder camo; and tho thunder was tho rolling of chariot wheels ol oflen tied deitie, and tho lightning the dreadful weopan ol their wrath and he knelt beforo the alter he had reared to the invisible God beyond tho won derful nrch that spanned his bight. He stood by outstretching waters; and it was tho might of dread aud adorable pints that lifted tho huge waves, till their while-capped crests seemed to dash against' the sky, twinkling stars were the lamps of heaven? What isiuau? A portion of Time has mingled with Eternity, and the cas ket is unlocked. Mutt tides upon the wings of lliu wind, and it is his millili ter. He hears its howl, ami sees the quivering of tho leaves, and smiles tin moved, at his triumph. Like a scroll hath he moved bank that blue concave, ami surveyed with mental vision, the far reaches of infinity. Ho hath meas ured the light and tho heat, am) ho telleth of that great ball of fire, whence it cometh aud whether it govth on its mnjestio round. The consuming firn obuyeth his command ; and there is to him a pleasuro in the voice of tho thunder, aud the flash of the lightnitg, for he kuoweth them. He carecreth the roaring waves and those twiuk ling stars are, indeed, the lamps of heaven for they are like the great ball of fire, though far far removed, and light tho Universal JL rrjti Corrcipondcncei Editor Srntinkt: Having spent three days in in tho Siskiyou Moun tain, cast and couth-cast of Ashland, examining its paxsc. and surveying n route for a Railroad, wo would res pectfully submit tho following report: Altitudu being ono of tho objects of tho expedition, wo obtained of Judgo Tolman, en rout o for tho field ol explor ation, the height of tho Toll Road Pas, nud also that of tho Mountain Homo at the foot ol the mountain, taken, per hap, from the Survey of Lieut. Will iamton in 1835 or 1850. Tho eleva tion of tho foimur wo found to bo 4,680 feet, and that of tho latter 2,231 feet. Having determined incur own mind through the representation of uumer ous individuals, that tho EinliMant Road Pass was the Pat, wo determin ed first to make its ncent, establish its elevation and explore its approach es. Its elevation wo found by level tug, to bo about tho same perhaps a little higher than tho Toll Road Pass, while tint npproacht.3 wore rugged and uninviting, though wo think not by any menus iiiMirmouniaMc. It was now tho opinion of Judge Tolman, who had accompanied us thus lar, as also that of ourselves, that the Dead Indian PaH-s wcro more practicable, nud thither we directed our steps, conclud ing as wo did so that tho better plan wai to siirvev the route as wo wersj. So taking Shepherd's place, at the low er crossing ol Lmigr.tnt Creek, on the Emigrant Road and two miles below ihe Soda Spring, which is about the same elcvatlou-ns tho Mountain Route (2,231 feet), as the initial or blurting point, wc run up Emigrant Creek to it forks, iu a south-easterly direction. Then turning iu a nnrth-casterly direc tion wu continue the survey around the west hMo nt the mountain, overlooking nearly all of the Hear Creek and Roguo River Valleys, to GrubbV Dead Indian Iti, a distat.ee of 25 miles, and nil el- ovation or 4,ouii icei; grauo ui:,o icci to tho mile. Then continuing in a north weMerlv direction, we reach Con- dry's l'as, a ditntico of thirty miles from starting point, and at an elevation of 4,500 feet; giado to tho mile, 75:10 feet. Of tho routo surveyed wo would repitient thnt tlmuuh for tho most part a btffp side hill, it ii nevertheless gen erally smooth, nud presents but little obstruction to the spade, except in tho timbered portions, which comprise, pcrhnp, about one-fourth of the dis tance. Iu regard to curvature we would represent that it U almost whol ly compofcd of curves, tho shortest of which, however need not have a radius nfleMlhan five or mx hundred feet. Iu regard to timber for ties and trtmsel work, aud stone for matoury, there will lo found to be plenty for all fetich pur poses better still iu Grubb's Pass, by the constiiictiou of a tunnel a half milo in length through a white ehalky sub stance, easily cut with a knife, tho ele vation may bo reduced threo or four hundred leet. It is our opinion that this is the bet route to bo found for the exit ol a Railroad Irom this valley. Other persons, however, whoso opiu ions are entitled to lecpcvt, think diff erently, nud we shall bo but too happy if they shall Miccced in finding any thing mnro inviting to tlie enterprising Railroad builder, Iu making this sur vey, after entering what is called the cove, on Walker' Creek, wo discover ed lo the south-east a deap cut through the crest, or rim of the cove, leading back toward tho Emigrant Pass, aud through which the road could doubt less be easily engineered to the said Jinss: aim .Mr, oouger iiiioruia tie in at ust beyond this p.iMt through tho cove ciet, near tneneau m wu.ina caueu Samson Creek, there I another pass through the main mountain, that is much lower than any nt the othcra. If that bo truo this is tho particular tpot we ought to have seen, and tho very piece tho road ouirht to go. While Mr. Co vMOntndi that to tho Hnnili of the Einiirraiit Puss is a lower ono than any ouo yet examined, with lavoraoie npproucuea. uu mn have two that wo know to bo eminent ly praticnble, fortuno has favored us with a gooaiy numoer oi ur huhi vrliidi tn choose. Hut besides all these, there is still another one somewhat obscured from us Hear Creek people, that comes iu for its sharo of merit. It is claimed by some that by following up somo one of the Butte Creek tribut iml NO. 47 r aries, Antelopo fortnstance,tho summit of the Dead Indian country be reached without nscending so high by several hundred feet, as on any of the other routes. Wo hope this is true, for what we want is a pass sufficiently low, not only to attract attention, but to com mamit; anil we hope the people of that country will looso no time In mak ing the survey, and report upon tho routo. A profile ol tho routo surveyed will be made out in duo time. nKCAriTULATIOK. Elevation of Emigrant Creek Pass 4,500 " of Grubb's Dead Indian Pass 4,000 " ofCondrr's " ' 4,500 " of Shciihord's.Eniii'rant Creek 2.231 Distance from Shepherd's to Grubb's Pass 25 miles; grade 04:70 feet to the utile. Distance from Shepherd's tn Coudry's Pass 30 miles; grade 75:10 feet to thu mile. R. F. MvKn. A. U. Rockfku.ow, "Surveyors. Ashland, Ogn., Nov. 11th, 1308. SussinLK. We copy tho following extract from tho Corinth (Mis.)..Yi:ic., a well know Democratic sheet : We venture tho nsscrtiou( which wo conceive to be almost certain), that in the event of Grant's election, he will prove one of tho wisest nud most char itable Presidents we have had. He Ii no extremist. We bnvo no reason to bcllove but that ho will net honesty and justly by tho South, and will use his immcuso power and influence in restoring peace and prosperity to the whole country. Wo will be rccoustriic. led on the Congressional plain ; out ii we act wisely, a just and honorable re construction to all can take place. We expect tn live and tlio in thu South, and of courso desire its prospe riy ; and, as such, feel no hesitancy in saying thnt wo are willing to risk General Grant ns Chief Magistrate ol this great country for tho next lour years, and do not doubt but that a innjurity of our peo ple will (eel as wu do In less than a twelvemonth, although their prejudices may prevent them at present front bo- lUvitig so. i ..I Oregon Election Returns. Herewith is presented a full abstract of tho election returns, as counted nl tho Secretary ol State's office, on Wednesday the 2d lust. Counties Grant Heumour, JlfqPi, G. S Denton 680 540 13 Hiker 335 407 102 540 407 602 05 102 35 100 048 355 708 101 775 1230 1014 1102 658 30 557 660 315 354 650 Clackamas,.,, 074 Clatsop 120 Coose 228 Curry 83 18 25 00 48 100 Columbia,.... 80 100 20 Douglas 754 Grant 343 12 231 33 110 220 Jackson 537 Josephine.... 168 I.ane 050 Linn 1000 Marion 1534 Multnomah.. 1281 Polk 570 Tillamook... 04 Umatilla.... 313 Union 300 Washington. 607 Wasco 265 Yamhill 020 515 110 12 25 244 251 00 102 00 Total 10001 Total vole cast, majority 104 11725 125B 1422 22080 ; Seymour's Mil. SuwAito's MAnitiAOK. A e respondent of the Cincinnati (Jommtr ciut iu alluding to tho approaching marriage of William II, Seward, says: Mr Seward's marriage is fully an nounced. His bride is to bo Miss Olive . a lady above twenty-five or twen ty-seven years of age. she is jioted here for her stately figure, large and almost masculine iu her height and fullness. Her eyes are dark and her iutellignnco is rcmrrknble, She will probably make the most agreeable la ily iu Washington society that wo have hutl since Mrs. Madison. Sho hails from Chataumia county, New York, where Seward lived at one time, about twelve years before; she was born, aud a year before he becamo Governor ol tho Commonwealth, He is lonely in his great establishments her aud at Auburn, and being an amiable, sport ive, frisky, foxy and infatuating man ef fame anil place, who would not mar ry him that was ambitious and the dauirntcrot a politician ? This mar riage is endorsed by both families, and by Mr. Seward's' mother-in-law, who called the young bridegroom to her bed-side and bade him t happy. Ho says mtry served so well and.help",,,ltr tn civilize.' i i w Why is a cat liku a aulgeoo ?- Be came they both inew-till-lale, Th Oakland TVantcript : "Wi andtntaad that ytltkasprjjtmajCjiysjJ. Grant to appoint tx-StnatorCoaamt position in hts Cabinet, are being circulated in this county and1 elssP whero." Thero aro plenty of betttf qualified men on this coast for the p sition, who pomm superior statMraaai-' ship and more sterling ability for tW head of a department. FoY otfr part' we prefer Sargent Colt, JddgV Will iams of Oregon, and many others of tatf same standard, whom we know are not disposed lo bo merely crafty politic clans, and do not counlon.tncenny such' influence as petitioning for a Cabinet office. Treka Journal. m . FaiKNDStnp. All attaohmonta sub side aftor a time, but such asarolottnd-1 cd on the solid basis of congenial tastes,1 dispositions, and pursuits. There is ri) affection so sweet as friendship be tween a man and a woman. It has all' the tenderness of love without any ot' its sensuality. Wo look back wlth'ari. guish on rtiany things, but on none with such bltlorness of heart as on (h tiiikindne of ll i w,a wcro onc, kind. Real friendshin la no pnmn,. Nesting. Lovo is but a rnoro genial modification of selfishness. Whon its objects ceases to give pleasurable sen. satlons, lovo takes its rapid flight; but friendship, sublime friendship, outlive deformity, age, and i1ieaf.. Tho UitioHht wiy: c'uuip Logan' a mllltnrypostestablUhed by Col. Gel' H. Currey in 1804, about 20 miles southeast of Carson City, has been abandoned recently by military ordor from headquarters. Tho officers and troops thero stationed, havo been wK.. signed to duty elsewhere. Tho Suake'tsy Indians, who formorly infested thai country, on the head water of Join Day river, havo all disappeared, and there is no longer any necessity fer' maintaining a fort und a forco to take care rflt. Tint DivrKMCKT Kinds. A yoaaf lady a sensible girl gives the follow lug catalogue of tho different kinds' of love: "Tho sweetest, a mother' lovt tho longest, a brother's love ; the strong, est, a woman' love; tho dearest a' man's love ; nnd the sweetest, longest, strongest dearest love, tho love of a bonnet.," At Columbia City (Iml.) Gen. Grant said to a crowd who waited upon him: "Yon havo heard so much speech making lately that I presume you are tired of it. You havo dono tho talking' now I propose to do tho work l" These word from such a man as Grant vera, regarded by every man who heard than. as deeply significant. The Roseburg JCnslfn says: A party of fishermen from thi place, at one haul ' with a seine last week, caught about a' thousand pounds of fish, salmon and trout. They fish in tho North Umpqua river, about livo mile north of here, Tho Roseburg Jiinfin learn from a, gentleman from Coos bay, that tliey aro still sanguine iu regard to tho Cooa Hay road to that place, and aro deter mined to finish jt noxt summer. This ' valloy needs that road and will help in tho construction of it. Columbus, Kentucky, is a hard place. An old farmer who had been badly swindled there, said of it: "If (ha angel Gabriel happens to light at Col.',' umbus, there'll la no resurreotton, for they'll swindle him out of his trumpet beforo ho can make a toot I" Henry Kingsler aays that "French people begin their perparatlon for the ' day' dinner thu moMciit they get out of bed, while English people, on tba, i other hand, put it oil" to tho last minute, aud then begin to fry and boll in a frantlo manner," A modest young lady, who was a pas. cnger on board a packet ship, it ia aid, sprang overboard on hearing tba. captain, during a storm, order tho tuata to "uaul down thu sheels." ' ' A "veteran student of human nature" ' says, "it ono wants a flirt ,take a bru- : nette ; if one wants a cook, takuabloa.. de. If one wauts a wife, take neither. An old bachelor thinks the trail of ladies, dresses infernal machines, froaj " tho fact that a blow, up took place dliV"a ectly after he put hi loot ou one., , m" What U tho diierenca between td'i''u torial and matriiuoulal experience f Ia!vjl the former the devil crle far 'copy,"' and in the latter tho "copy" cries Hhtj ine aeyn. Why do houcst duclufdiplheirhaaete underwater To liqudafe'tbefeUMla i bills, oi course. I I.'l lfl