The Democratic times., December 21, 1876, Image 5

¿lu’ jDmuíraíií Siíflís.
M ore D ogs than he W anted .
ALL KINDS OF
KEARNEY’S I CENTAUR LINIMENTS!
—An editor in Reading advertised,
the other day, that he “would taken
Fluid Extract
The Q ickest. Surest and Cheapest
THURSDAY,............. DECEMBER 21, 187«. gootl dog in payment of one year’s sub-
Remedies.
j scription” for his paper. Theuextday
IT'S ATA’.Vr M7/A.V YOU FEEL THAT forty-three dogs were sent to til*office.
Physicians recommend and Farriers de- ’
The day afterward when the news had
elare that no such remedies have ever been
M’.l 1'.
in use. Words are cheap, but the proprie­
•spread out into the country, four hun­
tors of these articles will present trial bot-i
1 can’t fi»rgt*t how queer I felt,
THE OXLY KNOWN REMEDY FOR
dred farmers had sent two «logs apiece !
ties to medical men, gratis, and will guar- I
When first I tell in love,
by express, with eight baskets full of
antee more rapid and satisfactory results
I had a in<>>t severe attack
(it squeezing a lady’s glove.
puppies, all marked C. O. 1). In the j BIUGHT’S DISEASE! I than have ever before been obtained.
But a lovely hand was in it
I The Centaur Liniment, White Wrapper,
meantime, the offer found its way into ,
will cure Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lumba- i
As 1 waltzed with her so gay,
neighboring States, and before the end
AND A POSITIVE REMEDY FOR
go. Sciatica, Caked Breasts, Sore Nipples.
I felt myself in ¡»aradise—
of the week there were eight thousand 1
Oh ! ii’s funny when you fell that way.
Frosted Feet, Chillblains,Swelling,Sprains,
and
any ordinary
dogs, tied up with ropes, iu the editor’s Gout, Gravel, Strictures, Diabetes, Dyspep­
CHORUS.
FLESII, HONK OH MUSCLE AILMENT.
sia,
Nervous
Debility,
Dropsy,
Female
Oh ? I felt as though I tumbled into honey, front and back yard. The assortment
Complaints, Non-Retention orslneontinence
And somebody left me all their money,
It
will extract the poison of bites and
included all kinds, from bloodhounds 1 of urine. Irritation, Inflammation, or Ul­ stings,
and heal burns or scalds without a i
The feebng so peculiar and so funny—
down to poodles. A few hundred broxe ceration of the
scar. Lock-jaw, Palsy, Weak Back, Caked 1
Oh ! it’s funny when you feel that way.
loose, and swarmed on the stairways
Breasts, Earache, Toothache, Itch and Cu­
BLADDER and KIDNEYS,
I took her down to supper,
an«l in the entries anti stood outside Spermatorrhoea, Jxuicorrhoea or Whites, taneous Eruptions readily yield to its treat­
Sat down by her side,
the sanctum and howled, and had fights Irregular or Painful Menses, Bearing Down, ment.
Henry Black, of Ada, Hardin Co., Ohio, 1
I helped her t > the ices,
Chlorosis, Sterility and all complaints in­
I and sniffed under the crack of the door j cident
says : “M v wife has had rheumatism for
And I tilled her glass with pride,
to females.
five years—no rest, no sleep—could scarcely |
In fact paid such attention
is if they were hungry for some editor, j
walk across the floor. She is now complete- !
That she viewed me with dismay ;
KEARNEY
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EXTRACT
BUCHU
' And the editor climbed out the win­
lv cured by the use of Centaur Liniment, i
1 moved my chair so close to her’s—
dow, up the water-s|M>ut, and out on For stone in the Bladder, Calculus Gravel We all feel thankful to you, and recoin- j
Oh I it’s tUnny when vou leel that way.
Brickdust Deposit and mucus or milky mend your wonderful medicine to all our
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the comb ot the root, and wept. There I or
CHORUS.
discharges, and diseases of the prostrate friends.”
1 was no issue of the paper for six days, gland.
Sarnes Hurd, of Zanesville, O„ says: '
We met again one afternoon,
KEARNEY’S EXT. BUCHU
; and the only way the friends of the .
“The Centaur Liniment cured my Neural­
And as we strolled along,
| eminent journalist could feed him was (’ures abuses arising from imprudence, hab­ gia.”
I plucked up nerve to ask her
Tush, of Newark, writes : “Send
If some day she’d be my own,
by sending lunch up to him in ball« o is. its of dissipation, etc., in all thoir stages, at me Alfred
one dozen bot.les by express. The Lin- (
little
expense,
little
or
no
change
in
diet,
no
She blushed and said.
At last somebody brought a barrel of incon venience, and no exposure. It causes iment has saved my leg. I want to dis- j
And ask him it I may,
arsenic
and three tons of tn*ef and poia- j a frequent desire, and gives strength to uri­ tribute it, Ac.”
I danced the can-can around the room—
The sale of this Liniment is increasing
Oh ! it’s funny when you feel that way.
oned the dogs; and the editor came nate, thereby removing obstructions, pre­ rapidly.
venting and curing strictures of Urethra,
CHORUS.
down only to find on his desk a bill allaying
The Centaur Liniment, Yellow Wrapper,
pain ami inflammation, and expell­
is for the tough skin, flesh and muscles of
from the Mayor for eight thousand dol- j ing all poisonous matter.
The old man said that we might wed,
M ohses , MULESAND ANIMALS.
lars, being the municipal tax on dogs > Used by persons in the decline or change
And so he crowned our bliss,
of
life
:
after
confinement
or
labor
pains,
|
We
have
never vet seen a case of Spavin, I
at one dollar per head. He is not of- i bed-wetting in children, etc.
And I shall I m * a married man
Sweeny, Ring-bone, Wind-gall, Scratches j
In about a month from this;
ering the same inducements now, and
Prof. Steele says: “One bottle of Kear-I or Poil-Evil, which this Liniment would ■
But it seems as though the time somehow.
nev’s Extract Biiehu is worth more than all i not speedily benefit, and we never saw but ■
he dosen’t want a dog.— Max Adder.
Would never pass away.
of active work in the field of honorable
; practice in California, during which time
thousands ot the most difficult cases of pre-
I mature decay and diseases ot contaminating
| poison have been overcome and the sutfer-
i ers restored to healthy life and manhood
BUCHU!!
1 long to hear those wedding bells—
Oh ! it’s funny when you feel that way.
citoRvs.
C harleston , Dec. 11th.—Sixteen
negroes were arrested in Abbeville
county, South Carolina, charged with
the murder of two white men, whom
they ambushed and shot near Lowndes­
ville Monday. Six of the negroes
made a confession implicating their
fellow prisoners and divulging a plot
for the murder of the white men of
the village and capture of the women;
20 of them were in the conspiracy. Of
the 16 arrested 13 started from
Lowndesville to Anderson, the inten­
tion being to send them from Ander­
son to Abbeville by railroad. This
roundatiout course was adopted to pre­
vent lynching by men said to be on
the direct road from Lowndesville to
Abbeville. The prisoners st a i ted for
Anderson Saturday under a strong
guard, but up to last evening had not
been heard from. It is rumored they
have been intercepted and lynched by
a party from Georgi t, but no confirma­
tion of the rejMirt has reached Charles­
ton. Two of the prisoners had been
hurt when captured, and the party
may have stopped on the road to ease
the wounded, especially as the weath­
er has been so cold.
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Ax exchange paper says: “There
are no business men In the world so
subject to the sponging process as pub
lishersof newspapers. It really seem-
that public corporations societies and
associations in general, and many per­
sons, have a funny notion aoout pa­
pers. They think we ought to print,
puff and publish all for nothing, tha:
is, free gratis. In other words, they
seem astonished if we ask half price
only for an obituary notice, card of
thanks, tribute of resjiect, a personal
communication, or anything else that
only interests a few persons, and not
the general reader. They forgot that
it takes money to pay the compositors,
to buy ink, type and paper, and lastly,
they often forget to thank you for gra
tuitously serving them or the public.”
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N ovel P residential C hairs .—
Seth Kinman, of San Francisco, hun­
ter, trapper and Presidential chair-mar
ker, has finished the job and is wait­
ing for tidings from the doubtful States
before calling in an expressman. Io
1856 he presented Mr. Buchanan with
n chair made of elk horns and hoofs ;
in 18C4 he sent Mr. Lincoln one just
like it ; and Mr. Johnson was favored
with a chair made of grizzly bear
skins and claws. The Presidential
chair of 1876 is like Mr. Johnson’s,
but underneath the seat there is a fe­
rocious looking head, which is thrown
forward by means of a spring. The
Jaws of the grizzly snap viciously,
and then the head returns to its place
of concealment.— Oakland Transcript.
G ood A dvice . —Girls, let us tell
you a stubborn truth. No young wo­
man ever looked so well to a sensible
man as when dressed in a neat, plain,
modest attire, without a single orna­
ment about her person. She 1 oks
then as though she possessed worth in
herself, and needed no artificial rigging
to enhance her value. If a young wo­
man would spend as much time in cul­
tivating her mind, training her temper,
and cherishing kindness, meekness,
mercy, and other good qualities, as
most of them do in extra dress and
ornaments, to increase their personal
charms, she would, at a glance, be
known among a thousand. Her char­
acter would be read in her countenance.
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1 AFTER a QUARTER cf a CENTURY
The J. C. Young
MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE
still offers to the atllicted the positive assur­
ance of^tonorable treatment and rapid anti
absolute cures, as can be show n by thous­
ands of testimonials from grateful Patients.
Let me «"ill the attention of those w ho sutler
from some of the effects of
SEMINAL WEAKNESS.
The preservation of health and life is de­
pendent upon the proper condition of the
procreative functions ami any weakness or
cause of weakness of the generative organs-
or their uses is a direct attack upon the gen­
eral health as well as a ure destruction—if
not jiroperlv cured—of the organs that are
the pride of one sex and the blessing ot the
other. In youth is laid the foundation of
much of the misery of after years by the in­
NEATLY EXECUTED AT
dulgence of the most destructive habits inak~
ing life a curse and spreading weakness ami
ruin among mankind, for it is a well known
fact that Hie indulgence in solitary vice,
even in the slightest degree, plants seed of
weakness in the system that grow to a har-’
vest of disease and shame in after years.
YOUNG MAN,
If you experience any w eakness you should
not delay, for a <iav may imperil your
health if not your life. In all forms of
weakness and premature decay a cure is
guarant«‘e«l by the Doctor to the young,
I
middle-aged or old, without exposure or
hinderance from ¿«usiness. The remedies
TIMES
are purely vegetable and of a nature that
lea\es no taint behind, observe the sym-
toins and hasten to check the course of the
complaint, if you experience any ot them
—night discharges, slight discharges at other
times, trembling, anxiety, tbrgettulness,
eoiiiusioti, pain in the back, limbs or body,
i forebodings, indigestion, timidity, aversion
other Buchus combined.”
a few cases which it would not cure. It will
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to society, loss of power, want of control,
cure when anything can. It is folly to j
\ ai ialile temper, attacks of sickness akin to
E ffect of R ecoil in R ifle
Kearney's
Buchu
spend $20 for a Farrier, when one dollar’s!
biliousness,
deposits in urine, irregular
S hooting . —It has been a question Permanently cures all affections of the worth of Centaur Liniment will do lietter. !
bowels, etc., etc.
with marksmen, says the Springfield bladder, kidneys and dropsical swellings The following is a sample of the testimony j
TERRIBLE POISON.
J A CKSONV1LLE, OREGON,
Among the most subtle and virulent ot
(Mass.) Union, whether the recoil or existing in men, women and children, no produced :
“J efferson , M o ., N ov . ¡0, 1873.
what the age.
poisons in the human blood is that arising
“kick” of a pistol or rifle occur beforo matter
“Some time ago I was shippint; horses to
• Ask for Kearney’s. Take no other.
from venereal taint, often breaking out,
the ball left the bore. Many have con­
Price, $1.00 per bottle, or six bottles for $5. St. Louis. I got one badly crippled in the
after years ot apparent cute, in hideous
Depot, Cor. Maiden Lane and William ear. With great difficulty I got him to the ,
sores upon various parts ot the body Its
tended that it did not, and that the
stable, on Fourth Avenue. The stable- i
street. New York.
great danger ik - .n |he fact that it is given
tendency of a pistol to “throw up”
A physician in attendance to answer cor­ keeper gave me a bottle of your Centaur i
to the innocent pai'.net or to the unborn
did not affect its accuracy. A recent respondence anti give advice gratis. Send Liniment, which I used with such success
child without showing in the person origi­
that in two days the horse was as active and !
experiment seems to have shown con- j stamp tor pamphlets free.
nally contracting it.
nearly well. I have lieen a veterinary sur- i
SOLD
BY
CRANE
L
BRIGHAM,
THE I >EOF MERCURY
clusively that the recoil occurs before
Wholesale Agents, San Francisco. geon for thirty years, but your Liniment
Only aids in this terrible deception by dry­
the ball leaves the bore anti does not Ami by Druggists everywhere.
heads anything I ever used.
24.
ing it ui>on the surface and driving it back
“A. J. M’CARTY, Veterinary Surgeon.”
affect its direction. The experiment
into the blood. All venereal poison is a
Fora postage stamp we will mail A Cen­
blood poison and can be communicated
was this : A rifle barrel, twelve inches , T. A. DAVIS.
F. K. ARNOLD. taur Almanac, containing hundreds of cer­ AT MOST REASONABLE RATES! in the blood and the only eerfliinty of pre­
long for convenience, was secured to a
tificates, from every State in the Union.
vention ot transmission is in the* positive
These Liniments are now sold by all dealers
soli«! bed in such a way as to prevent >
cures of the retorm treatment practiced at
in the country.
FRANCO-AM ERICAN
the Dr. J. C. Young Medical Institute, com­
any movement but that of recoil direct- ■
Laboratory of J. B. Rose A Co.,
prehensive, scientific and thorough, having
ly to the rear and upward. In this sit- ;
46 D ey S t ., N ew Y ork .
received endorsements as the best of all
uation it was fired a number of times, ; WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS,
modern practice. Recent cases cured in a
lew days and chronic cases w ith remarkable
and the balls followed each other into ;
rapidity. Our test of the presence ot the
HOTEL
RESTAURANT, taint
the same hole in the target. An in- I
71 FRONT STREET,
in the blood ar«' never tailing.
cline or wedge was then made fast
TO FEMALES;
C astoria is the result of 20 years exf»eri- j
There are no class of complaints that so
upon the bed at the rear of the barrel
ments, by Dr. Samuel Pitcher, of Massa-|
enlist the sympathies of the medical mind
in such a way that the breech would , PORTLAND, OREGON. ehusetts. It is a vegetable preparation as I
or so commands its gravest thought and
Opposite Odd Fellows’ Hall,
be raised as it slid haek in the recoil, |
effective as Castor Oil, but perfectly pleas-j
study as those that atllict women. The
ant to the taste. It can be taken bv the
Doctor alter years of patient investigation
Fired under these conditions, it sent
KEEP CONSTANTLY ON HAND youngest infant, and neither gags nor gripes.
au«l treatment is enabled to assure them rap­
the balls lower than before. This ! IUE
Dr. A. J. Green, of Royston, Ind., says ofit : |
VV a complete stock of
id and thorough cures in all the complaints
showed that the recoil and subsequent .
S irs :—I have tried the Castoria and can
ineident to the sex. The weak can hope lor
JACKSON
VIT
J.E,
OREGON.
speak highly of its merits. It will, I think, I
st rength and the suffering for relief and cure.
elevation of the breech occurred in ,
do away entirely with Castor Oil ; it is pleas­
DRUGS,
Those who re«jtiire personal supervision
season to affect the direction of the !
ant and harmless, and is wonderfully effica­
the Doctor can furnish with apartments
bill, that i«, before it had left the bore. I
cious as an aperient amt laxative. It is the
with careful and skillful nurses where un­
Of course the length of the barrel has PERFUMERY and TOILET ARTICLES, very thirty.
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ZVo/>n<>/»•«*. remitting attention and constant ear® give
The Castoria destroys worms, regulates , MADAME HOLT.
every assurance of rapid and ¡»erinanent
an effect in several ways upon the de­
the Stomach, cures Wind Colic, and permits ■
cures.
PATENT MEDICINES,
gree iu which the recoil affects the ac­
of natural healthy sleep. It is very effiea- •
The Institute is supplied with a
cious in Croup, and for Teething Children. |
I.> I XG IN DERA RTM ENT
curacy of the shooting.
Honey is not pleasanter to the taste, ami
here patients will receive the treatment
!
GLASSWARE, WINDOW GLASS, Castor
Oil is not so certain in its effects. It !
I so essential in such «-uses.
S heridan ’ s O pinion . — The Al­
milE MADAME TAKES THIS METHOD
costs but 35 cents, in large bottles.
ITRED AT HOME.
of tendering her thanks to the public tor
bany Argus of "Nov. 20th says: Gen­
J. B. R ose A C o ., 46 Dey St., New York, i 1
('orrespondcnce. 'i'lic great difficulty many
PAINTS, OILS AND
eral Sheridan’s opinion of Governor
I the patronage which has hitherto been ex­ I sick find is the trouble ot' visiting the city,
tended to her, and would respecttully solicit often incurring an expense far exceeding
Wells, President of the Louisiana Re­ PAINTER’S STOCK OF EVERY KIND,
its continuance.
UNION
the cost ot treatment. This expense can be
Her tables are al ways under her immedi avoide«! by writing to the Doctor, giving in
turning Board, was expressed in a let­
ate control ; and by herhmir experience in your own way, the symptoms of your trou­
ter to Secretary Stanton, in 1867. He
BLUE VITRIOL,
the business she feels confident that she w ill ble or complaint. Cures guaranteed the
•«aid: “I say now, individually, that
give entire satisfaction to all. Her beds and same <is by personal visits. All communi­
COR. CALIFORNIA A 4th SI'S.
rooms are fitted up in the most comlortabk cations strictly contid« ntial and ail letters
Governor Wells is a political trickster
LUBRICATING OILS, ETC. ETC.
style, suited to the accommodation of single either returned or <lestroved.
and a dishonest man. I have seen !
occupants or families. Her beds are always
i^'The Doctor can be relied upon in all
him myself, when I first came to this i
cases requii ing confidence and secrecy. Ite-
HE UNDERSIGNED WOULD RE- kept clean. MEA12$ AT ALL HOURS.
command, turn out all Union men ;
pose confidence in him, all you w ho suffer
spectfullv inform their friends and the
Sole Agents for Oregon for the cele­
who supported the Government and brated CARBOLIC SHEEP DIP, which
or are in distress. He will sjteedily relieve
public generally that they have purchased
and cure vou. Ad<lress,
put in their stead rebel soldiers, some j kills Ticks, Lice anti all parasites on sheep, the above establishment, which will la-
* BENJ. F. J< »SSELYN, M. D.,
henceforth
conducted
under
their
constant
of whom had not yet doffed gray uni- | and is a sure cure for screw-worm, seaband personal supervision, and they guarantee
61s Nsicraniento Street,
forms. I have seen him again during , foot rot. Circular sent on application.
Box 635.
san Francisco, ('al.
satisfaction to all who may favor them with
their patronage.
the July riot of 1866 skulk away where ,
These stables are centrally located, and
T) AMfiQ
Agents: best chance
I could not find him to give a guard /1TT
V? 111 v
vJO.of the season ; all the within convenient distance of the various
£
instead of coming out as a manly rep­ new and taking Chromos—Falls of the houses of public entertainment. Horses
resentative of the State and joining Rhine, On the Susquehanna, Off Boston and mules will be boarde«! and eared for at
'I'«» the W okkixo C lass .—We can fur­
Light, Old Oaken Bucket, White Mountains, moderate «‘barges. They have one of the
nish you employment at which you can
those who were preserving the peace. Niigara
Falls, Newport, Saratoga, Virgin largest and finest stocks tn Oregon, south o!
make very large pay in your own localities,
I have watched him since, and his con­ Vesta, Beatrice, Snow Storm, American Portland, of
w ltliout being away from home over night.
duct has been as sinuous as the mark Fruit, P.er at Calais, Passau on the Danube;
Agent* wanted in every town and county
BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES,
brilliant 9x11 Chromos, on black or
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to
lake subscribers for the Centennial Rec-
left in the dust by the movement of also
white mounts, floral business cards, Sunday With single or double teams, for hire on rea
. ord, the largest publication tn the United
a snake.” And in a letter to Gen. school cards, statuary, mottoes, black sonable terms. Also good Saddle Horses
StatesJy-lti pages, 64 columns; elegantly il­
Mules, which will be hired to go to any
Grant, General Sheridan said again: ground panels; also, frames ami agents’ and
lustrated ; terms, only $1 per year. *Tho
at very bottom prices. Particulars part of the country at moderate rates.
Reeonl is devoted to w hatever is ot interest
“He [Governor Well-] has embarrassed supplies
Animals bought and sold, and broke to
free. Illustrated Catalogue on receipt of
«•onnected with the Centennial year. The
me very much since I came in com­ stamp. Send for $3.00 outfit. J. LATHAM saddle or harness.
great exhibition at Philadelphia is fully il­
CARDWET J, A McMAHON.
mand by his subterfuge and political A Co., 419 Washington St., Boston, head­
lustrated in detail. Ev»*ryl>odv wa.its it.
The whole people feel great interest in tln-ir
chicanery. He has not one frieud quarters for Foreign and American Chro­
mos.
Country’s < entennial Birthday, and want te
LIME FOR SALE,
who is an honest man.”
know all about it. An elegant patriotic
«■rayon thaw ing is presented free to every
NEW
OSBORN
A,
ALEXANDER,
—AND—
T he S i n ’ s C omparison . —The New
subscriber, lt is entitled, “In remembrance
624 «. ARKET STREET, epp. PALACE HOTEL
ot the lonth Anniversary ot the Independ­
York £t/n says the spirit of the Repub­
San Francisco
ence of the United States.” Size, 23 by 39
The Great Mechanics' Tool Store
lican politicians in the present emer­ Tico and a Half Miles above Bybee's,
inches. Anyone cun become a successful
&
PLASTERING
DONE
of the Pacific Coast.
gency is exemplified in their action in
agent, tor but show the papT anti picture
and hundreds of subscribers are easily ob­
Oregon where they were so infuriated
ON ROGUE RIVER.
tained everywhere. There is no business
against Grover. Because he gave a
that will pay like this at present. We have-
certificate of election to the eligible
HE UNDERSIGNED WOULD HERE
many agent w ho arc making as high as $29
by inform the public that he has ONE
I »er «lav and upwards. Now is the timet
elector who had the highest number
HE UNDERSIGNED TAKE PLEA8-
THOUSAND BUSH ELS of superior Jackson
don’t delay. Rememb<*r it costs nothing
of votes, that it became necessary to
urc in notifying the public that they Creek Lime for sale cheap. Persons wish­
to give the business a trial. Sen«! for our
station a guard at his house to protect
have established a new ferry at the above ing Brick-laying or Plastering done in the
cir<‘ulars, terms, and sample copy of paper,
him from violence. If Grover had named place, and have the largest and saf­ best style and at reasonable rates will do
which are sent tree to all who apply ; do it
boat on the river, furnished with the well to call on me. For further information
to-dav. Complete outfit free to those who
been Governor of Louisiana instead of est
strongest wire rope, and charge less for inquire at the Franco-American Hotel.
decide to engage. Farmers and meehanies
being a Democratic Governor of Ore­ ferrying. Gives us a trial.
G. W. HOLT.
The best hoautifier of the Complexion now and their sons and daughters make the
TAYLOR A CO.
Jacksonville, Feb. 11, 1875.
in use cures pimples, boils, blotches, rheu
gon, how suddenly federal troops
very best agents. A«ldress,
matism, and mercurial pains. Sold by all
THE CENTENNJA L RE<'ORD,
would have been sent to his relief, and !
druggists.
M.
Portland, Maine»
BREWERY,
what objurgations would b*bes‘(>wei
Interesting to
I'se Low’s Concentrated Flavoring Ex­
by the Hayes organs upon his assail­
tracts for ice cream, cakes, etc.
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OFFICE,
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T. A. DAVIS & CO.,
MOTHERS.
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BRICK LAYING
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IODIDE OF POTASS.
THE CITY
ants.
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T he best joke of the campaign comes
from Union township. A young man,
whose name we suppress, put a Hayes
and Wheeler ticket in his vest pocket
beside a billetdoux, on the reverse side
of which was written Miss Sarah Wise,
Akron, O.* When he reached the polls
he voted the wrong ticket, depositing
his girl’s letter in the ballot-box and
bringing his ticket home. When that
ticket was read it caused an unusual
amount of laughter.
A oi lt - edged and superfine young
man stepped into a barber’s shop the
other day to get shaved. The knight
of the razor eyed him quizzically for a
moment, and then remarked: “You
must either take down that shirt col­
A t the Centennial the Philadelphia
lar or wait for a shave till I can borrow
ladies
cry out, “Isn’t it cunning?” New
a step ladder.”
York ladies, “How superbly lovely !”
S cene , a butcher’s stand. Butcher: Boston ladies, “Ah, how exquawsite!’’ ,
“Come, John, be lively now; break the Louisville ladies, “Beautiful, fo’ ;
bones in Mr. William’s chops and shuah!” Chicago ladies, “Oh, my—I ■
put Mr. Smith’s ribs In the basket for wish I owned that!” while the genuine
him. John (briskly): “All right, sir: Yankee girls from the rural districts
just as soon as I’ve sawed off Mrs. Mur­ exclaim: “Geewhimminy, but aiu’t
that ’ere a stunner, neow!”
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phy’s leg.”
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Farmers.
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
he undersigned , believing it
to lie the mutual advantage of millers
VEIT SCHUTZ.
FARM FOR SALE.
and farmers, have made arrangements
fllHE PUBLIC ARE HEREBY NOTI-
whereby the Ashland and Phcvnix mills will
be under the management of Jacolt Wag- ■ rnilE UNDERSIGNED OFFERS FOR 1 tied that I have place«! mv notes ami
R. SCHUTZ RESPECTFULLY IN- ner, who will have charge of both mills for 1 sale his farm situate«! on Antelope creek. accounts in th«' hainls of my attorney, 1!»
forms the citizens of Jacksonville and the company during the ensuing year, end­ 12 miles east of Jacksonville, containing 480 K. Hanna, with pos.’ivi- instructions toi
ing
acres of land, 400 acres being good farming make immediate and force«i collection in ev­
surrounding country that he is now manu
­ July 1st, 1877.
We will pay the highest market price for land and under fence. It is a gootl grain ery instance where se«-urity is not given.
facturing, and will constantly keep on hand
’Those knowing themselves indebted to
the very best of Lager Beer.* Those wishing good merchantable wheat, and are prepared tarin an«! sheep ranch, well watered and
me will do well to call upon Mr. Hann.-«
to contract flour at $18 per thousand pounds good houses and barns upon it.
a cool glass ot l»eer should give me a call.
at the mills. Office of the company at the
TERMS OF SALE—$9 per acre, one-halt without delay, as this is my last call. My
business must lie settled !
Ashland Mills.
down, the balance to suit purchaser.
SETTLE UP.
JAMES T. GLENN.
WAGNER, ANDERSON A FARMERS’
J. W. SIMPSON.
Jacksonville, Sept. 9, 1874.
MILL CO., Ashland, Orqgon.
N. B.—This land will be sold in smaller
parcels, if desire«!
7tf.
VTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
IN the accounts of the firm of Manning A
Ish have been placed in my hands for col FORDHAM <fc JENNINGS,
Dr. SPINNEY & Co.,
lection. All persons indebted to said firn:
GROCERS,
are requested to settle immediately.
pecialists , no . n kearney st .,
H. K. HANNA
treat all chronic and private diseases
Jacksonville, Sept, i, 1875.
Nos. 600 and 602 Front St.. without the aid of mercury. Consultation.
free. Office hours, 9 to 12 m ., 2 to 5 and 6 to
SA N FR A NCISCO, CA L.
WM. PURCHASING
9 p. m . Sundays excepted. Call on or ad­
SHERMAN AND HYDE,
dress
DR. A. B. SPINNEY,
Kearney St., San Francisco Cal.
MUSIC DEALERS,
XES, Hatchets, Drawing Knives, Broad­
AGENT,
B.
axes, Mattocks, Picks, all sizes of Ham­
CORNER KEARNEY A SUTTER STS
mers, etc., for sale by
JOHN MILLER.
END 25c. to G eo . I’. R owell A Co., New
LAKE. SAN FRANCISCO, California.
York, for PampMet of 100 pages, con­
San Francisco
FULL line of shelf and heavy hardware taining lists of 3,000 newspapers, and esti­
IL and Whetstones, Tape and Chalk
Agents for the Pacific Coast.
for stilo by
JOHN MILLER.
mates showing cost of advertisiug.
Lines, for sale at JOHN MILLER’S.
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