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a» « The Law of Newspapers. OThc Pfmorratic Sumes. i SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 8. 1873. i 1 wcissoiti ■ ■ JOHN BILGER, THE la Chemical NEW and DISCOVERY Medical Bciraoe. 1. Subscribers who do not give express notice to the contrary, are considered us wishing to con (California Street, one door west of Sachs Bros.,) tinue their subscriptions. 2. It any subscribers order the discontinuance Jacksonville, Bregón of their .newspapers, the publisher tnnv continue to send them until all arrearages are paid. 3. If subscribers neglect or refuse to take their DEALER AND WORKER IN newspapers from the offices to which they are di rected, tho law holds them responsible until they have settled the bills, and ued. 4. If subscribers remove to other places with- out informing the publisher, and the newspapers are sent to the former direction, they are held re sponsible. 5. The courts havo decided that refusing to tnke newspapers from the office, or removing and leav ing them uncalled tor, is prims facie evidence ol intentional fraud. t>. The postmaster who neglects to give legal EEPS CONSTANTLY on HAND an assort notice of the neglect of a person to take from the nient of the rest Tin, Sheet-iron and Copper office the newspaper addressed to him, is liable to Ware, Brass Pipes, Hydraulic Nozzles, Force the publisher for the subscription price. Pumps, Chains, Lead Pipe, Hose, HARDWARE. CUTLERY ; NAUS of all sizes. R R R. RADWAY’S READY'RELIEF CUBES THE WORST PAINS tn from One to Twenty Minutes. NOT ONE HOUR Advertising begets wealth. The Best Color for Faces—Water-color. A first-class life policy—Keep out of debt. Iowa has a girl—Miss Mary Ralston— LEAD A BRASS, whose hair is six feet long. She is also hair apparent to a fortune. ETC., ETC. What is that which occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years ? The letter M. . Dr. E. F. GARVIN’S “I live in my love’s eye,” said lan guishing Jones. “I believe you, my SOLUTION & i COMPOUND ELIXIR S U BSC 11 I B E or Bar, Plate and assorted lion 5 boy,” said rude Brown, “/or she's got a Paints, Oils, Sizes and Glass; sty in it." All qualities of Powder; Salt Lake folks are happy because the - FOR— FIRST AND ONLY BOTJ’TION ever ma.l» Shot of all numbers; Epizootic don’t trouble jackasses. Gov. i inono mixture of Al,I. THE TWELVE Brushes of every valuable active principals of the well knows Woods is especially jubilant, as he has curative agent, variety, Wood no fears of the disease now. PINE TREE TAR, en and Wil THE JACKSONVILLE TTNEQUALED in Coughs, Colds, Catarrh, Americans read more newspapers than Asthma, Bronchitis, aud consumption. low Ware, any other people, but do not read more CURES WITHOUT FALL Hope, A recent cold in three to six lionr»; and also, books. Probably because the average I Uy its VITALISING, PURIFYING and STI MULATING effects upon the general system, newspaper is better than the average DEMOCRATIC TIMES! BRASS AND IRON WIRE s is remarkably efficacious in all Black book. DISEASES OF THE BI.ODD. including Scrofula and Eruptions e>f the skin, smith« Cai - Dyspejisia. Diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, A Virginia (Nevada) editor recent IV Heart Disease, and General Debility. pouter and Mi A GOOD, won a piano by shaking dice, and now CNE TRIAL CONVINCES! ner’s tools of every ALSO, A all the houses in his immediate neigh variety. Agricultural borhood are for rent, and the leader of Implements,consisting of Tor INHALATION, without application of the Chinese band has committed suicide. SPICY LOCAL PAPER ! HEAT. A remarkably VALUABLE discovery, Cast-iron and Steel Plows, as the whole apparatus can becarried iu the vest In a recent breach of promise trial in pocket, readv ut any time for the most effectual Self-sharpening Feed Cutters, and positively curative use in Idaho, a lady witness defined “court All Diteaics of the NOSE, TIIIiOAT — AS WELL AS— CAULDRONS AND IRON WASH ship” to lie “looking at each other, tak nn<l LENGS. THE COMPOUND ing hold of each other’s hands and all KETTLES, CULTIVATORS, WHEEL that kind of thing.” Our devil says a Tar and Mandrake Pill, BARROWS. ETC., ED. for use in connection with the ELIXIR TAR, little hugging is included down this way. Is a combination of the TWO most valuable ALTERATIVE Medicines known in the Pro ST OVES. An old farmer said to his sons : “Boys, I fession, and renders this Fill without exception Always on hand a largo lot of Parlor, Cooking. tlie very best ever offered. don’t you ever sjtekerlate or wait for Office and Cabin Stoves, of assorted sizes, plain T ho SOLUTION and COMPOUND ELIXIR of something to turn up. You might just and fanev, constructed on latest fuel savin'» plans PUBLISHED IN BOILERS, KETTLES, POTS. PANS ant as well go and sit down on a stone in the everything connected with these stoves, warrant middle of a medder, with a pail 'twixt ed durable and perfect. Is without doubt the Beat remedy known in cases of All articles »old or manufactured by him WAR yo.ir legs, an' wait for a cow to back to RANTED. His work is made of the best materi t you to be milked.’’ SOUTHERN Oil EG ON CHOLERA AND YELLOW FEVER. al and of the choicest patterns. It is a Specific for such diseases, and should ba ff-if'Crders attended to with dispatch, and fill A Portland scoundrel was in the habit kept in the household of every family, especially cd according to directions. lie is determined to during those months in which of chasing young girls after night, lie sell at LOW PRICES FOR CASH. CHOLERA AND YELLOW FEVER chased the wrong man’s sister the other ereliable to prevail. A small quantity taken I* IQ 17 O RS night, and now the doctor thinks he can daily will prevent contracting these tcrribla I of all kinds, of tho best Brauds, Wholesale and Re- diseases. save one eye and a piece of Ids left ear. ' tail. Also Solution and Compound Elixir, $1.00 per Bottlo But his nose will never again be an or Volatile Solution for Inhalation. $5.00 per Box TOBACCO AND CICARS, Tar and Mandrake rills, 50cta per box. | nament to his physiognomy. >and in connection with all these I have on hand Send for Circular of POSITIVE CURES a large assortment of to your Druggist, or to At the letting out of the paupers, a few days since at Trenton, Mrs. Lucy THE “TIMES” L. F. HYDE & CO., I GROCERIES, SOLE PROPRIF.TOHS, Locky, a very respectable white lady, ! of all kinds—just what every married tn >n wants 19!»~7th Avenue, Hew York» was bid oil’ by a negro. One of the | in his family. And if you don't believe it call and Sold by all Drugging. ; examine my stock before purchasing elsewhere. beauties of Abe Lincoln’s unconstitu BEING TIIE For sale at the C ity D rug S tore . tional performances, and the practical working of the “mission” of the Itadieal party. OFFXCXAXi PAPER! One of the boss Mormons cannot be IM3 IW51. said to be the happiest man in the world, THE SACRAMENTO UNION. although his cup of joy is not yet emp FOR tied. He has lost one wife by elopement i every four weeks for the past four i T Illi POI» U LAK J O U K X A months. As may be expected, he is f Jackson and Josephine Counties getting sad and lonely, and if this sort OF THE— of thing continues for 13 or 14 years, he PACIFIC COAST will be a single man again. AND HAVING A j COUGI IIS. HOARSENESS. TNFLU ENZI. AND ONE OF THE LEADING NEWSPAPER. A Lewiston gallant concluded he would ' r..i:p. I.',-. - ' st. Colds, Wh oping C«»ugh. < Sure ihroi OF THE UNITED STATES. I er ('' iiip!.'i til. Bioixbi'i-, A-th in;. show his geranium how he could ride on • 't (hl : t’ni* 1 in at, Limgr Lungs an 1 < rei | aii'- 'tiiii <»f muleback. When he got in front of her ■ 1 ntanciill y ,-u;id in , an 1 Ciiiet , are >p. v H,. un.i LARCER CIRCULATION ! house the mule squatted down, then all ti e us? <>f T II E P E O I» L E ’ S F A VOR 1 T E, f 7o ;•/”/. ' at once humped up its back, and the gal i>|r’ WihJ 1I7.< («<»•’*• I Dr. lant rider flew upward into the air about I —AND— This w< I'.-kl.oiv!: pu p ir:.ti n d« p> no tdry up a ! cough and leai <• ’ lie c him * In ! iind, »h.-« is the case j as high as Mt. Hood, and came down i THAN ANY OTHER PAPER Wit il 111' st m<’«l»ciric-. hut it i> o >O .’llld U l« :«n*cs the j I THE PEOPLE’S FRIEND! astride of a picket fence. The girl says , lungs and1 allays ir« it .tion, thus rtn i<»\ ing tin ! he showed his agility successfully. cau.-e <>f tl ie eoiiipl iii t. K ern /v -rj Volatile Solution of Tar THE BEST PAPER! TAR after reading this acvert iscintn’ i»x-d ary on» SUFFER WITH l’AIN. RADWAY'S BEADY RELIEF IS A CURE EVERY BAIN. D wu the fir>t and is FOR Tlio Only I*nlii that uutantlv Mop-, the inort excruciating pain», adam InflanunMions. and cores Conce-ti<,n.. whether < r tho Lungs, Stomach, Bowel», or other ¿¡lauds or urgzus, by OLb application, _ IN FKOSI ONE TO TWENTY MINUTE', no natter liow violent or excrueialltig the bjuu ths KHEU.MAT1C, Bed-ridden, It tlrm. Crippled, N.jvou,. ' turaigic. or prostrated with <ii».aee may sutler, RADWAY’S READY RELIEF V,'II.L AFFORD INSTANT EASE. FLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS. INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER. INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS CONGESTION OF THE LINGS. v inccar Ritters are not a vile Fancy Brink, made of Poor Rnm.^Vhlsky, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquors, doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please the taste, called “Tonics,” “Appetizers,” “ Restorers,” Ac., that lead the tippler on to drunk enness and ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from the native roots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Blood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing and Invigorating both mind and bodv. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, sale and reliable in ail forms of disease. No Person enn take these Bitters accord ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Indigestion. TTcadache, Tain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach. Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart. Inflammation of the Lungs, l’arn in the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement. For Female Complaint a. in young or Old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so de cided an influence that a marked improvement is soon perceptible. rOI’.E THROAT. DIFFICULT BREA I H1NG. PALPITATION OF TILL HLARP. HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA. CATARRH. INFLUENZA. HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, I For Inflammatory nn<l Chronic Rheu matism and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Bil ious. Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood. Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive Organs. They' are a Gentle Purgative as well as a Tonic, possessing also the pecoliar merit of act ing as a powerful agent iu relieving Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs and iu Bilious Diseases. For Skin Disease«, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt- Rheum. Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in such cases will convince the most incredulous of their curative effects. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever you find its impurities bursting through the skin in Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores ; cleanse ft when you find it obstructed and sluggish in the veins; cleanse it when it is foul; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, aud the health of the sy stem Will follow. Grateful Thousands proclaim V inegar B it the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sus tained the sinking system. Pin, Tape, and oilier Worm«, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiologist: There is scarcely an individual on the face of tlie earth whose body is exempt from the i presence of worms. It is nut upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters of disease. No system of medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelminitics, will free the system from worms like these Bitters. Mechanical Diseases.— Persons engaged in Taints and Minerals, such as Plumbers. Type- r-eiters. Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, are subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against this, take a dose of W alker ' s V in egar bitters twice a week. ters Bilious, Remittent, and Intermittent Fevers, which arc so prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Tennessee, Cumberland, Arkansas. Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke, Janies, and many others, with their vast tributaries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by exten sive derangements of the stomach aud liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for the purpose equal to D r . J. W alk - eh ' s V inegar B itters , as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at tho same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or King's Evil, White Swellings, Ul.ers, Ervsipelas, Swelled Neck. Goitre, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Inflammations. Mercurial Affections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eves, etc., etc. In these as in all other «institu tional Diseases, W alker ' s V inegar B itters have shown their great curative powers in the most obstinate and intractable cases. Dr. Walker’s California Vinegar Bil lers act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifving the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties Of Dlt. WALKER'S VINEGAR B itters are Aperient. Diaphoretic. Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, bedative. Counter- Irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of D r , W alker ' s V inegar B itters are the best safe guard iu cases of eruptions and malignant fevers. Their balsamic, healing, and soothing pro perties protect the humors of the fauces. Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous sys tem, stomach, and bowels, from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps, etc. Their Counter-Irritant influence ex tends throughout the system. Their Anti-Bilious properties stimulate tlio liver, in the secretion or bile and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and’are superior to all remedial agents, for the cure of Bilious Fever, Fever and Ague. etc. Fortify the body against disease by purifying all its fluids with V inegar B itters . N o enidcmic can take hold of a system thus fore armed. Directions.— Take of the Bitters on going to bod at night from a half to one and one-half wine- glassful. Eat good nourishing food, such as beef steak. mutton chop, venison, roast beef, and vege tables. aud take out-door exercise. They aro composed of purely vegetable ingredients, and coutaxu uo spirit. _ __ NEURALGIA. HIIEUM aTHif. COLD CniLLS, AGUE CHILI. s . Tii® applie d ion of the It cad y II cl iff 7° rr p'irts where the pala vr chfliculty t ’* ill afford QSH and comfort. Twenty drop* in half a tumbler of wafer will in a few moment * cure CHAMPS, SPASMS. STUM A < H. HEARTBURN, SKK HEA1>A< TIE. DI ARRUE?. DYSE.NTERY. COLIC, WIND IN 1HE DUUELb, and all INTERNAL PAINS. 'I raveleiH should always carrv a bottle cf IlnuBavl Jlrndy Itelicf with tlit-m. A few dtopam waUt Lrevent NicKhe^ or pains from change of w.der. Il »s c.tcr than French Ihandy or Pitlers as a FEVER AND AGVE. FEVER AND AGUE <ured for iiit> <xnu. There 11 rot h remedial acei.t in this t that wu! cure lever a »d Ague, and ail other Alaiailoun. Bilious. Scmn-t. Tv- I hold. Yellow, and other Fevers (aided by KADW AY 3 PILLS) so quick ns KADWAY’S READY liELlLF» J Uty unis per Lottie, ¿old by Drugguts. HEALTH »“BEAUTY 11 STRONG AND PI'IIF. RICH BLOOD-TNCRZA^K OF FLEM1 AND WEIGHT—CLEAR SKIN AND BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION SECURED TO ALL. DR. RAD WAY’S SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT ITAS MADE THE MOST ASTONISHING CURR' ; SO QUICK, SO RAPID ARE THE CH a NGJ S THE BODY UNDERGOES UNDER THE lb- FLUENCE OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL MEDICINE, THAT Evory Day an Cncreaso In Flesh and Weight is Seen and Felt. THE GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER. Every drop of the SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLV I’M' conin’-inicativ, through the B. -^d. S.vi-at. Uitp', end other fluid» and juievtt of the nvirteni th« vigor of lil'«. for it repairs the wavt<-s < f the i*(»^y * itli new at d sout <1 ristertiu. Scr<-fula. Syphilis, <’on*utnptlon, Glandular i;i.sca*e. {'leers i:i tlie Throat, Mouth, T utuors. N-'wh-s la t ir G.ands nod other j art, < f the »ptriti, S- re Eve . Strumous Ditfharg s from the liar«, and the wor»t rf Shin dlnm-a-s, Etuptio’-«. FeV<*r Srald lleid, Il nc Worm, Salt Rheum. Erysipelas. Aerie, Gia- - ts. Worms in the Flesh. Tumorr, Cancers in th. Womb, and all weaker.ing an t painful 0.senary«-», Nigi i Sweats. Loss of Sperm, :.n<l nil wsstesof Hie life pr.- ri lle. re within the curative rar re of tl :• w voder of Mod ern Chemirtry. »’.<1 a few d-ive" use wii! prove to at.y person u- ng it fur < ther cf these forms vf dixasu X. p< tent pi wer to cure then». If the r .tie-r.t, daily l.cr-omlr.g rrd.ie.d by the wrist« z and «: <nn|i..siti-n that is contii ually pmirres.ii i». »> ;- c-reds in arresting these wastes, and repairs the san c » it ,‘i new material made from healthy bi«««d—uvd th.s tLe EARSAPAR1LLIAN will and dres eisnr". Not only doe* flic SABSArentt.t.i*x Ks*.'t.vrs-T ex«-<l nil known rernedl.,1 agents in il.e cure of Chro, ic, Ser« t .- ) iu', Co- ititiit on.,!, arid bklu dueases; but ills tLeouiy positive cure lor liidney A; Sladdcr Complnints, l’r Tiarr. htu ! Womb Gravel, TMabH<*’. Dr< r ”, nf Wai In»v»utf»ience of tribe. Bright*» P »- ctu ?. Al uri'iiiumi. ami in all c.i*rs wboru there are brit r.- m depoiiis. or »he water is thick, cl«>miy. mixed wh'i F ’.SMieire* line lhe uhp* of an < gxr, or thru.ul»» IKr w . • FiiK. or there is a morLi I, «lark, billon* appear:«» « ». m. 1 v. bite boue (lust dei^xiti, and w hen there i* a pri* kii r. lurking seiinat’on wh«“i pacing water, and p. . i ii »^.iiall of t ih ‘ B -• *c ai.d tuv Loias. Fricv. Y i .- aj . WORMS.- The <-Iy known an.l sure IU for H u/ n,s—7',«. f. c lupe, flc. Tumor of 12 Years’ (Srov.lZi Cured by Radway‘s Revolveu*. LsrFnLV. M a « s .. Jnlv ]S, I54J. Pit. H apwat •—I have hnd Otsrian Tutnor in tu* n. ! > web. AH the Doctor» »vd “ there wn« no help f r it.’* I tri* 1 every thing that wa* refnmnienrlv-d ; li t nefhinr helped me. i nw vo’ir Re»o|vent, and thnughl I try it; but Lad no fait a i i it, becau * I had anflered f r twelve years. I look >'x belt; t of the Re»olvent, and one box of Radwav*a riiia. and two Ink ties “f your Rt-vfv Relief; and there is nwt n s’gn of tumor to Le »cen or felt, and I ferl beUrr, amartfr. and hapr ier than 1 h ■ for tweb e ye*ia. The worst luinor was in the Irtt »i.«e the bowels, \ or IM rv<’tn. I writ« this to jvu let I He beucl.t vl Ctu«rs. leu can pubiuh it il YOU chooer. * HANNAH p. KNAPP. DR. RADWAYS PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS, frf-rUiy e’eja: tly coated with Fwcet pul.de, purify, c«anM». an Ftp nkiln r. K..,; 1 , P r“ it«, for tif cur* of nil disorders« <•» the Liver. B»we'.>. K d’o «, IVadder. N<iv<.ua Diorite« .o, ('»•!»<! pal iv.i. Corti ven« a». Indtcolior. IL it;« I- fnii.ination l>vsi«e bia, , T'r.lio.;Bi ..... . _ ’.i<»us Fever, _______________ _______ < t 1 tie Bo-.vt is. i'ilrs i’d •■! In-rung* mentxofth** lotenud V! • c » ta . Warranted to eilt et a | o»iti\teure. Purriy V*£vta» l .c.- ’•’♦nir/viç ha mcrcu’v, mineral!4,rr deleter »• ’•du:**. i o rve tn* t-now.e >yn.btou,» iv ^ u .U lk frcai L’.-»nlvraof the 1»‘./estivc O.^asis: * On t.t Hti «n, tnwxr-1 Vile*, ru!ln» ‘< of the Plcorf in the TfeA<*t * ■ lily of I >• tt.tvh, Nntipea. Ilruill.i rn. I’^ctikt < • F o.i. } nil-, is »r Wtiz'il » h die Stou tub. &»ur Ernctativo». > r.kinc cr Flutteritt; at th» Pit of tb»* Swimmlur «»f the Hyn*!, Ilurri-d ai ; I Düß uh Ureftthing, Fhitu rinr at the Heart. Ch« c- Su* n’. >• h* .t »t t uiit n in a I • h r P<*t»ir«'. I» ?; e»$-1 \ - .. I> t - r Web» b*forr |h* Su»bt, Frvt-r at j Duil Pain a li» ¡¡«ui, 1‘rfi- ien^v of Prr«|>iration, Y»iL wne»s « I ibe and ! X».-. Pain iu the Si«le, Cte«t, L. .,1 a , u J suaJcu ITtuhcavt Heat, Burtiing in the FIr.b. A f.-wd - .* < f I ïa DXVAV S TILLS v HI frre II»« •>-. t ... ’ . r... ? < $ Ï-H.X. b<»L!> BY HEAD -FALSE AM» TKL’E.” Se-.d nie 1 •• r. f'a.up lo IlAI>WAY A CO . No. b? I..tin», 5 York. 1 l formatD.Ù worth wi 1 lc tint you. Plantation Bitters! A wooden wedding—marrying a block IN THESE COUNTIES I Independent and fearless in i's course in the fu ture ns jt has been in the past, the ‘•Union” will head. A golden wedding—marrying for irti continue its advocacy of the cause of the People as money. A crystal wedding—marrying again-t demagogue politicians and cliques, and the i OFFERS a “glass eye.” A tin wedding—marry corrupt and corrupting designs of the Railroad and all other monopolies intended to burden and op ! ing a milkmaid. A paper wedding press the public, and to build up a moneyed aris This wonderful vegetable marrying an editor. A silver wedding— tocracy at the expense of the liberties of the people. In every respect the “Union” is unsurpassed by restorative is the sheet-an marrying an old maid of 60. An iron any newspaper on the Coast. SUPERIOR INDUCEMENTS! wedding—marrying a blacksmith. A chor of the feeble and debil Its weekly record of linen wedding—marrying a laundress. itated. As a tonic and cor COMMERCIAL and FINANCIAL MATTERS A man all broken out with the small Corner California and Fourth >1*. TO THE dial for the aged and languid Is prepare! with the greatest care. pox walked into a San Francisco hotel it has no equal among stom rpiIE UNDERSIGNED would respect and took his seat at the dinner table, i 1 tally inform their friend!- and the public gen achics. As a remedy for the I erallv hut they have purchase 1 the above estab just as the boarders had all taken their I THE WEEKLY UNION. lishment of Mr. Dan. < aivlev, which will be nervous weakness to which seats. Those boarders now think it was $5 00 henceforward conducted under their constant per For One Year, per mail a mean trick of the stingy landlord to 3 80 sonal supervision, anil they guarantee satisfaction For Six Months........... women are especially subject, 9 00 to all who tnay favor them with their patronage. For Three Months ....... save grub and that he ought not to make r . ii. M c D onald &. co.. ADVERTISEMENTS INSERTED These stables are centrally located, and within it is superseding every other Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal., A them pay for the doorsand windows that Convenient distance of tho various houses of public car of Washington and Charlton Sts., N.Y. Liberal Terms to Clubs. stimulant. In all climates— SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS A DEALERS. entertainment. Horses or mules will be boarded they busted up in their hasty retreat and cared for, by the day or week, at moderate 5 Copies for One Year and one copy extra.,.$20 00 tropical, temperate or frigid from that room. charges. They have tho largest stock in Oregon, 10 Copies for One Year and one copy extra.. 35 00 south of Portland, of 20 Copies for One Yeur and one copy extra.. 60 llO —it acts as a specific in every I Josh Billings was asked, “How fast BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES CALIFORNIA STREET, (Under Horne’s Hall,) Term» inrariably in Advance. does sound travel ?” His idea is that it species of disorders which un with single or double teams, for hire on reason Jacksonville, Oregon. depends a good deal upon the noise you able terms ; also, Papers to clubs must invariably be sent to dermines the bodily strength one address, and no addition of names to clubs can GOOD SADDLE llOBSF.S * MITI.ES. are talking about. The sound of a din be made, except to expire with the original list. r THE UNDERSIGNED WOULD RESPECT-1 and breaks down the animal Which will be hired to go to any part of ner-horn, for instance, travels half a fully inform the Ladies of Jacksonville and] SEND IN YOUR ORDERS FOR 1873. the country nt moderate rates. vicinitv, that they have just received from San j spirit. mile in a second, while an invitashun Animals bought and sold, and horses bro ie to Francisco theirSpring Stock ofMillinery Goods and | saddle or harness. ALL KINDS OF tew git up in the morning i have known arc prepared to furnish their customers with tho I RUBLI A WILSON. vlnl latest styles of H ats . B o . nnkts , H ats and Bos j to be three quarters ov an hour goin’ 2 Address: JAMES ANTHONY A CO., net S hapes , A c . Also a new and fine assort-1 49 and 51 Third Street, pair of stairs, and then not hev strength WANTED AGENTS! tnent of Sacramento, Cal. enuff left to be heard. Fur Man and Beaut TRIM MI NG S, ORNAMENTS, Î THE DISCOVERER DISCOVERED! I NECKLACES, This yarn is told of a Topeka lady who Probablv few article* have ever had »o extensive a »ale, while none have been more universally ben wrote to a New York matrimonial agent Dn. LIVINGSTONE IN AFRICA. TIDIES, FLOWERS, eficial than the celebrated MEXICAN MTSTANG for a husband. The agent transferred the RIBBONS. PEARL BEADS, LINIMENT. Children, Adults, Horses, and Do Tho Adventures of a most Adventurous Life —FROM A— letter to a crusty old bachelor, who, in mestic are always liable to accident, and Tho «nd other articles in our liDe too numerous to it is safe Animals, to say that no tamily caB pass a singlo replying to it, accidently substituted for STANLEY LIVINGSTONE EXPEDITION iuentiou. season without some kind of an emollient being MTSSES A. F. and L. A. KENT. his own photograph that of a pet orang On Oregon street, Jacksonville. necessary. It becomes a matter of importance Jacksonville, October 13th, 1871. tf to Africa. Large Octavo volume, just issued. Con then to secure the best. VISITING CARD outang. The lady answered: “There is tains incidents of the Wonderful Career of the Over throe hundred livery stables in the city of certainly not much personal beauty Traveler, the Country, Animals, Natives. MANNING & ISH, Prop’s. great New Yo-k alone are using the Mexican Mustang VICK’S Hunting, etc. Full accouut of this most interest Liniment, in all of which it gives unusual satisfac about you, but as you appear to have an Having just received from San Francisco a new ing part uf the globe. Also to sell our new work. tion. — -TO THE — honest manly face, I accept.” stock of Cautioii. — The genuine is wrapped in a A l » PLAIN HOME TALK, Steel Plate engraving with “G. W. Westbrook. AT REASONABLE RATES! MILLINERY STORE, I JOB PRINTING “EXCELSIOR” LIVERY STABLE FOR 1873. There is a Miss Fay, a missionary HARNESS, BUGGIES * CARRIAGES AND MEDICAL COMMON SENSE No com Chemist.” and “Trade Mark, A merican M ust a no traveling in the West, who can take care petition. There never was a book published ike HE GUIDE is now published quarterly. 25 L iniment ,” engraved across the wrapper. The X.ARGEST POSTERI I am now prepared to furnish my patrons, and lt . f „ h Cents pays for the year, four numbers, which i whole bears the proprietor’s private United States of herself under all circumstances. The the public generally, with as is not half the cost. Those who afterwards send Revenue Stamp, and aot a common stamp, as used San Francisco, Cal. other day while passing along a very L ton M anufacturing C o ., money to the amount of O n D ollar or more for by druggists. 5yl 53 Park Place. N. Y. FINE TURNOUTS Seeds, may also order 25 Cents worth extra — the narrow sidewalk in Chicago, she saw be A Good Farm and Stock Ranch for Sale price paid for the Guide. as can be had on the Pacific Coast. Saddle horses fore her a great lout of a fellow who had NEATLY & PROMPTLY EXECUTED hired to go to any part of the country. Animals The Januarv number is beautiful, giving plans ALL KINDS OF GOOD farm and Stock Ranch for sale, with for making Rural Homes. Designs for Diuing Ta “made a back for leap frog,” and not BOUGHT & SOLD. good barn and out buildings and ble Decorations, Window Gardens, etc., and con wishing to step into the muddy street Horses broke to work single or double. Horses taining n mass of information invaluable to the boarded, and the beet care bestowed upon them she made a short run and took the leap lover of flowers. One hundred and fifty pages, on -AT THE— N eatly and C heaply E xecuted while in nay charge. fine tinted paper, some five hundred Engravings iu regular boy style, landing some dis The farm is located on Jackass creek, six miles and a superb colored plate and chromo cover. >TMY TERMS ARE REASONABLE. -WX -AT THE— tance beyond the human obstruction. A liberal share of public patronage is solicited. west of Jacksonville, For further information ! Tho first edition of 200,000 just printed in I ' English and German, and ready to send out. MANNING 4 ISH. inquire at the farm of Thia done, she moved gracefully away I JAMES VICK, Rochester, N. Y. WM. 0. MILLER. 1 13tf TIMES OFFICE. ' Jacksonville, Ogn., February 11th, 1871. amid the applause of the spectator«. T A LOWEST RATES! a