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J a TURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 25, 1871
The quickest way to learn the “Dutch
roll”—Drink Holland Gin.
A city man, who knows all about fann
WHY Till-: HÍXWTER WOULDN’T
ing, says the best way to raise strawber
du :.
ries is with a spoon.
VKRY STRANGE AFFAIR.
Fleshy persons may become lean by
eating .«late ]>encils. It reduces them to
tea. my boy. and you shall know
a mere cyjther.
hing that happened a lung time ago,
When 1 was a boy uot as large as you,
One of the sincerest pleasures of life is
And tbe youngest of all the children, tco.
the unexpected relief from an overwhelm
1 laugh even now as 1 think it o’er,
ing anxiety.
And the mure 1 think, 1 laugh the more.
Twenty bottles of whisky were inclu
’Twas the chilly eve of nn autumn day,
ded in the stores of nn Indiana Sunday-
We were all in the kitchen cheery ami gay,
The hre burned bright on the old brick health,
school pic-nic.
A ad it» cheerful light gave zest to our mirth ;
The negroes in Gainsville, Georgia,
My elder sister, addressing me,
regulate their time pieces by a wooden
And stopping at once my youthful glee :
‘•To-morrow’s thank-giving, you km>w,” said she, watch used as a jeweler’s sign.
"We must kill the chickens to-night, you tee ;
A little terrier in Iowa ate a yeast cake.
how light tho lantern and come with me,
Next
morning his master didn’t know
I will wring their necks until they are dead,
him ; he was as big as a bulldog.
And have thein*»ll dressed ere we go to bed.”
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So the huge old lantern, made of tin.
Punched full of holes and a candle within,
Put in its appearance in shorter time
Than it takes to make this jingling rhyme.
We started off, ami the way 1 led.
For a raid on the chickens under the shed.
A pite of root* filled the open space,
Thus mnking a splendid roosting place ;
And a motley tribe of domestic fowls
Bed perched there as grave and demure as owls.
|fr fi«’«r, unused to soenes of blood.
Aid pale with excitement, trembling stood ;
But summoning courage .‘she laid her plans.
And seized the uld rooster with both her hands,
And with triumph written all over her fae^
Her victim bore to an open space.
Then she wrung an 1 wrung with might and main,
And wrung and twisted and wrung agaiu,
Till rare that the spark of life had fled,
» She threw him down on the ground for dead.
But the rooster would not consent to die
And be made up into chicken pie,
So he made away with cackle and bound,
Almost as soon as he touched the grottn I,
And hiding away from the candle's light,
Escaped the slaughter uf that dark night.
My sister, thus brought to a sudden stand,
And looking at what she held in her hand.
Soon saw why the rooster was not dead—
¿TAe had wrung off hit tail intteail of hit head.”
INCREDIBLE YIELD OF GOLD.
Developments have recently been made
at the Gwin mine, in Lower Rich Gulch,
unparalleled in the history of quartz
operations in this State. A strata of rock
lias been discovered in the main shaft at
the depth of four hundred feet, that for
richness eclipses anything of which we
have ever hear«! or read. The strangest
feature in the development is, however,
that the rock recently discovered eo
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closely resembks the sk.te of which the
Walls uf the lead are composed, that it
has heretofore been taken out and thrown
away witii other dt bris from the mine.
The strata mentioned lies next to the
foot wall, and is about a foot in width
and thickness. In color and formation it
so nearly resembles slate that it requires
a close examination to distinguish the
two from each other. The inclination of
the “streak” differs slightly from that of
the shaft. Commencing at a point near
the surface, it crosses the latter diagon
ally, leaving the shaft at the 4<M) foot
level. By “drifting” a short distance on
the lead, however, from the 500 foot level,
the strata will undoubtedly be struck
again. By the merest accident in the
world it was discovered that this singular
deposit, instead of being slate, was simply
a mass of sulpburets, carrying free gold
in abundance. A portion of the rock
was brought to this town and critically
assayed by Dr. James Hepburn. Two
and one-half ounces yielded one hundred
and sixty-six grains of gold! or, in other
words, at the rate of $53,140 per ton! The
rock assayed was not a selected speci
men. It was broken from a chunk at
least a foot square, and is considered a
fair test of the richness of the whole
strata. The proprietors of the mine are
sanguine that they will take $200,000 out
of the recently discovered “streak,” be
tween the 500 foot level and the surface.
In fact, should this strata prove to be one
of the permanent component parts of the
lead, as it undoubtedly will, there is no
calculating the amount of gold that will
be taken from it. If ore of equal rich
ness has ever before been found, there is
no record of it. The Gwin mine must
now certainly be classed as the most val
uable in the .State, and further than that,
in less than a year it will boast more ex
tensive machinery than any other lead
on this coast. We shall await further
developments, in reference ro the newly
discovered strata, with impatience.— Cal
averas (Cal.) Chronicle.
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H otel R ule ,«) and R egulations in
C olorado .—(»race Greenwood writes u
letter from Georgetown, Colorado, to the
New York Times. She sent the following
“Rules and Regulations” of the Silver
Plume House, where she was a guest :
1. Guests, upon arrival, shall divest
themselves of their hats and coats, and
proceed to make themselves useful.
2. Meals served when they are ready.
3. No lights allowed in the rooms
after the candles have burned out.
4. No gambling allowed unless the
landlord is in the game.
5. If you wish any water, the creek is
seventy yards south of the house and the
pail in the kitchen.
9. No complaints of the servants will
be tolerated.
7. If your boots require shining, the
blacking and brushes arc behind the door
—shine away.
8. If the cooking does not please you,
the larder, stove and wood are at your
disposal.
9. The only brand of spirits or wines
aHowrd to be drank in the house is the
©. P. (other people’s) brand.
10. Any guest not liking these rules is
at liberty to help himself to mustard.
,
S ome ladies in Texas were desirous of
doing honor to the editor of a local jour
nal. So they ¡»resented their hero with
an embroidered shirt, which contained a
splendid history of Texas, and also pic
tures of the fruits and cereals of the State,
all worked in red worsted. Now this
particular editor had never worn a Bhirt,
and supposed the brilliant specimen be
fore him to be a banner for an approach
ing temperance procession. In his speech
of thanks he puzzled the lady-donors by
declaring that he would “tling it out for
ever to the breezes of heaven, that they
might kiss its folds, and till his hand pal
sied it should never be trailed in the
dust.” The ladies blushed and regretted
having made it too long. Being informed
of the purpose of the gift, the editor wore
ft over his coat, to the great edification of
tha boyaof tiie town, who followed him
in regiments, studying the history of the
fine arts and of Texas behind his back.
The Comanche Indians are disgusted
with the employment of colored troops,
because they are so hard to scalp.
“We know a gill,” says some one, “so
industrious, that when she has nothing
else to do she sits and knits her brow.”
Suppose a feller what has nothin’, mar
ries a gal what has nothin’, is her things
his’n, or liis’n her’n, or is liis’n and lier’n
his’n ?
Happiness does not result from situa
tion, but from an agreement between fac
ulties and objects, desires and enjoy
ment.
If brooms are wet in boiling suds once
a week, they become very tough, will not
cut the carjiet, last much longer, and al
ways sweep like a new broom.
—OR—
OREGON
RHEUMATIC CURE,
History.
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This remedy is composed of the active principle
of the Unk Weed, Eng.—Thaspium Cordatum
Originis, Lat.— Indigenous to Oregon. Grows
must abundantly ami perfectly in Washington Co.
Properties, Etc.
‘ It contains an ACTIVE VOLATILE principle,
extracted by Ether, and a bitter TONIC principle,
soluble in Alcohol.
Medical Properties and Uses.
It is the most speedy cure for Jlhcumatixm, Jlheu-
matic Gout and Rheumatic. Pain» of all kinds that
I wns ever introduced in.Maferia Medina. The Unk
Weed Remedy, as prepared by us, in consequence
of its existing bitter principle, possesses the neces
sary virtue of being.« POWERFUL TONIC, Pro
moting the Appetite and lurigoratin'j the whole ¡h'-
gettire Apparatus, thus building up and strength
ening the system, while at the same time the vola
tile principle, being absorbed in the blood, acts
specifically on the Rheumatic Poison, removing
it from the circulation ami system.
There are a few remedies known to the Medical
Profession which will remove the RHEUMATIC
POISON from the blood, but whose action is so
powerful in depressing the system of the already ««-
feebled Rheumatic patient, that their use has te be
abandoned before specific effects nre obtained, hence
the want of success in treating this prevalent, and
in consequence heretofore incurable disease. Un
like these medicines, already known, the UNK
WEED REMEDY, though producing as powerful
and as affective effects on the blood and system in
removing the Rheumatic Poison, also possesses a
strong TONIC and recuperating element which ad
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mit« of its continued use even bv the most deli-
( cate and debilitated. Thus we have the combina
tion for tbe first time of these TWO neceessary ele
ments in ONE remedy, which accounts for its Su
perior ami Never-Failing curative effects in
Rheumatism. Rheumatic Gout, and Rheu
matic Pains of all Kinds.
The comniander-in-ehief of the Ger
man troops in France received $1,300 a J Wo are aware of the fact that is generally nn
month ; general of division, $700 ; a brig easy matter to procure certificate.« attesting the ef
ficacy of patent medicines from a certain class uf
adier general, $400, and a colonel $300.
those who use them. We have selected the fol
lowing because the nai/iex attached to them are those
of men of the moet careful and tcrupuloue charac
ter, and because the large class of their acquain
tances in Oregon will not, for u moment, accuse or
suspect them of any exaggeration in the state
ments they may make.
Retnaarkable cure of Mrs. Hoover, Wife of Hon.
Jacob Hoover, ex-Treasurer of Washington coun
ty, Oregon.
Taulatin Plains, Washington county, Oregon, 1
1871.
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A. M. Loryea A Co —I have been troubled with
Rheumatism for the past ticelre yeart; my joints,
especially those of my feet aud hands, were* badly
swollen, so that I could with difficulty go around.
My shoulder pained inc a great deal and h large bo
ny swelling grew out, so that I could not raise my
hand to inv head.
Since last Spring I have been taking your "Unk
Weed Remedy,” nnd find myself iuu"h improved.
Tho swelling a(id pain has left my joints and
shoulder, and the bony growth hat entirely ditap-
pr<>r<4,and I use my limbs and aui far better than
I have been for years.
Al. HOOVER.
One of the best ways of decreasing
crime among the members of both sexes
is to destroy the belief (which is steadily
spreading) that it is vulgar to work for a
living.
“Now, then, children,” said a parish
school-mistress, showing her pupils off
on examination day,
“Who loves all
? !
men?” “You, missus,” was the unex-
pected answer.
It is said that Caseyville, near Salt
Lake, contains seventy-three husbands,
who have, in the aggregate, three hun
dred and forty-seven wives and live hun
dred and twenty-two children.
The wealthiest silver mine owner in
the world lives in Mexico. His name is
Jose Corresco. One of the several valu
able mines which he owns yields him a
monthly income of $200,000.
A celebrated poet at one time adver
tised that he would supply “Lines for
Certificate from tbe Deputy Jailer of Multno
any Occasion.” A fisherman sought him mah
county jail :
shortly after, and wanted "a line strong
City Jail, Portland, Oregon, June 7th, 1871.
enough to catch a ¡>ori>oise.”
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I was attacked with a se
vere case of rheumatism. It was in my thighs,
hips, fingers, shoulder blade—indeed in all the
joints of my body 1 suffered great pain and an
guish. I was attended by a regular physician, but
w th no effect. I was induced to try your Unk
Weed Remedy, nnd it immediately cured me up. I
consider it. from my experience, the best remedy
for rheumatism known.
ALFRED F. TURNER, Deputy Jailer.
This is to certify that the above statement is cor
rect to uiv own knowledge.
JOHN P. WARD, Jailer.
A Jew was observed looking intently
at a prodigious tine ham. “What are
you saying to that ham, Mr. Jacobs?”
“I was saying to it, ‘Thou almost per-
suadest me to be a Christian.’ ”
A poor fellow seeing in the street an
old woman who drove some asses, said,
“Adieu, motherof asses.” "Adieu, adieu,
my son,’’ answered she. The man felt
his ears grow as he walked along.
Capt. Wright, of Franklin Precinct,
Morgan county, Ill., is the owner of a
hog which weighs thirteen hundred and
llftn-Jive pounds, and which is, probably,
the largest hog in the world.
The climate of Utah is said to be bad
for the hair. Its effect is illustrated by
the experience of an editor whose fifteen
wives have endeavored, not without suc
cess, to “snatch him bald-headed !”
Certificate of A. R. Shipley, Esq., special con
tributor to the
Parmer, and Secreta
ry uf tbe Oregon Horticultural Society :
Oswego, Oregon, March 28th, 1871.
A. M. Loryea A Co.—Some four weeks ago I
was entirely prostrated with rheumatism : in fact
1 was almost helpless. I sent to you for one 1(1-
onnee bottle ofthe "Unk Wted Remedy,” by the
use of which 1 experienced almost immediate re
lief, and by tbo time the bottle was gone the rheu-
piatism was gone. From my own experience, and
from what I have heard others say who have tued
There was once an independent old la the Vuk Weed, I believe it to be a certain cure for
dy who, in speaking of Adam's naming the rheumatism. Your, respectfully,
all the animals, said she didn’t think he
A. R. »S'HIPLEY.
deserved any credit for naming the pig—
any one would know what to call him.
Certificate from lion. A. J. Dufur, ex-Pr^sident
of the Oregon State Agricultural .Society, and au
thor of -’Statistics of Oregon
East Portland, April 1, 1871.
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I was afflicted with a severe
attack of chronic rheumatism ; was confined to my
bed most of the time from January to July, when
I used the Unk Weed, aud it cured me up.
A. J. DUFUR.
“Excuse this bit of sarcasm,” said
Smith to Jones, “but I must say you are
an infernal liar and scoundrel.” “Par
don this bit of irony,” said Jones to Smith,
as he knocked him down with a jxiker.
“The sexes were made for each other”
was the text of a lecture by a young lady
in California recently. Sho apjiealed to
the feelings of her audience toprove the
truth of her wonderful discovery. (Great
applause).
A wit, being told that an old acquain
tance was married, exclaimed, “I am glad
to hear of it.” But reflecting a moment,
he added, in a tone of com passion and for
giveness, “And yet I don’t know why ;
he never did me any harm.”
Jones says that lie first met his wife in
a storm, took her to the first ball in a
storm, popped The question in a storm,
married her in a storm, lived his subse
quent life in a storm, but buried her in
pleasant weather.
A fellow, in an oblivious state, took up
his lodging in the street.
lie awoke
next morning, and, straightening him
self up, looked on the ground on which
he had made his couch, and said, “Well,
if I had a pick-axe I would make un mv
bed.”
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A favorito amusement of the belles
of New Bedford in winter is sliding down
hill on a codfish. On a moonlight night
hundreds of young ladies belonging to
the oldest and most respected families of
that ancient town may be seen participat
ing in this healthy, innocent recreation.
T he Chicago Times publishes some
very grave charges against Senator Pom
eroy, of Kansas. It alleges that Pom
eroy, having fallen under the power of a
counterfeiter from Ohio named Carman,
by being detected in a criminal liaismi
with his wife, he has not only paid Car
man $6,000 hush money, but procured his
appointment to office in the Pension Bu
reau at Washington, and also obtained
places in the Interior Department for two
of his sons, while Mrs. Carman and an
other woman of similar character named
Mrs. Ghant, were appointed, on the soli
citation of Senator Pomeroy, to positions
in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing
These charges were first laid before the
public about a month ago, and we have
ever since expected some contradiction of
them from Senator Pomeroy, but none
has come. If they are true, they exhibit
a degree of corruption and vice among
Republican officials at Washington
which even the robberies of the Tam
many ring do not exceed in atrocity and
shamelessness.
Henry T. Helrubold’« Genuine Prepara
tions.
Quirl» Cures and Moderate diars'«»
Delivered to any address.’? Secura from observa
tion. Established upward of twenty years. Sold
DR. W. K. DOHERTY’S
by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for in
formation, in confidence, to Henry T. llelmbold, Private Medical and Surgical Institute»
Druggist and Chemist.
Only Depots : II. T. IIELMBOLD’S Drug nnd
No. 519 Sacramento street, corner of
Chemical Warehouse, No. 594 Broadway, New
York, or to 11. T. IIELMBOD'S Medical Depot, Leidesdorff street (a few doors below What Cheer
Mouse.) Private entrance on Leides
Component Parts—Fluid Extract Rhubarb 104 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa.
dorff street, San Francisco.
Beware of Counterfeits. Ask for HENRY T.
and Fluid Extract Catawba Crape
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Established expressly to afford the afflicted soual
March 4th, 1871.
jan7-ly.
and scientific Medical Aid in the treat
FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, JAUNDICE. BIL
ment and cure of all Private and
IOUS AFFECTIONS. SICK OR NERVOUS
Chronic Diseases, cases
HEADACHE, COSITIVENESS. E tc . PURE
of Secrecy and all
LY VEGETABLE. CONTAINING NO MER
Dr. WALKER’3 CALIFORNIA
Sexual Disorders.
CURY, MINERALS, OR DELETERIOUS
DRUGS.
To the Afflicted.
PRIVATE MEDICAL AID.
HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S
UNK WEED REMEDY. COMPOUND FLUID
THE
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Extract Catawba
GRAPE PILLS.
A GREAT M’DICAL DISCOVERY
VINEGAR BITTERS
Hundreds x>f Thousands
The»» Pills »re the most delightfully pleasant
purgative, superseding castor oil, salt», magnesia,
etc. There is nothing more acceptable to the
stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau
sea ur griping pains. T hey nre composed ot tile
finett ingredientt. After a lew day’s use of them,
such an invigoration of the entire system takes
place as to appear miraculous to the weak and en
ervated, whether arising from imprudence or dis
ease. 11. T. llelmbuld’« Compound Fluid Extract
Catawba Grape Pills are not sugar coated, from
the fact that sugar coated Pills do not dissolve,
but pass through the stomach without dissolving,
consequently do not produce the desired eflect.
THE CATAWBA GRAPE PILLS, being pleas
ant in taste and odor, do not. necessitate their be
ing sugar-coated. PRICK FIFTY CENTS PER
BOX.
TiElNTrUV T- HELMBOLD’S
HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND
FLUID EXTR’CT SARSAPARILLA
Will radically exterminate from the system Scrof
ula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Fleers, Sore Eyes, Bore
Legs, sore mouth, Bore head, bronchitis, skin diB
eases, salt rheum, canker», runnings from the ear,
white swellings, tumors, cancerous affections,
nodes, rickets, glandular «welling», night sweats,
rash, tetter, liuaiors of all kinds, chronic rheuma
tism, dyspepsia, and all diseases that fcavo been
established in the system for years.
Being prepared expressly for the above com
plaints, its blood-purifying properties are greater
than any other preparation of Sarsaparilla. It
gives the complexion n clear and healthy color
and restores the patient to a state of health and
purity. For purifying the blood, removing all
chronic constitutional diseases arising from an im
pure state of the blood, and the only reliable nnd
effectual known remedy for the cure of pains and
swelling of the bones, ulcerations of the throat
and legs, blotches, pimples on the face, erysipelas
and all scaly eruptions of the skin, and beautify
ing the complexion.
DR. W. K. DOHERTY RB-
turns bis sincere thanks to hi«
numerous patients fur tbair pat
ronage. and wo|ild take tbii op
portunity to remind them that be continues to oo«>
suit at bis Institute for tbe cure of chronic disease«
of the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and Ge«-
ito-Uniary Organs, and all Private Diseases, viii
Syphilis, in all its forms and stages; Seminal
Weakness, and all the h< rrid consequences ef self-
abufe ; Gonorrhoea ; Gleet, Strictnres ; Nocturnal
and Diurnal Emissions ; Sexual Debility; Dis
eases of the Back and Loins; Inflammation of th*
Bladder and Kidneys, etc.; and he hopes that hi*
long experience and successful practice will con--
tinue tu insure him a share of public patronage-
Bv his practice of many years in Europe and th*
United States, be is enabled to apply the most e*-
cient aud successful remedies against dises»«« of
all kinds. He uses no mercury, charges moderate^
treats his patients in a correct and honorable way,,
and has references of unquestionable reraeity from»
men of known respectability and high standing in«
'society. All parties consulting him, by letter er
' otherwise, will receive the best and gentlest treab-
i ment and implicit secrecy.
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Madocf Poor Hum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits
and Refuse Liquor« doctored,spiced ir»<l sweet
ened to please tlie taste, called “ Tonics,’"‘Appetiz
ers,’’ ” Restorers,’' 4C., that lead the tippler on to
drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine,modo
from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free
from till Alcoholic Stimulants. Thcyarcthc
GREAT IILOOI) PURIFIER nnd A LIFE
GIVING PRINCIPLE a perfect Renovator and
Invigorator ofthe System, carrying off all poisonous
matter and restoring the blood to aheaithy condition.
No person can take these Bitters according to direc
tion and remain long unwell.
VICO will be given for on ineurable case,provided
the bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or
other means, and the vital organs waited beyond the
point of repair.
For Infliiinmutory r.nd Chronic Rheuma
tism nud Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion,
Bilious, Remittent und intermittent Fevers,
Disenso« of the Blood, l.iver, Kidneys, and
IDuddcr. these Bitters have been most success
ful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated
Blood, which is generally produced by derangement
id the Digestive Organs.
DYbPLPSlA OR INDIGESTION, Head
ache, Pa’.’i 1 i the Shoulders, Conglis, Tightness ofthe
Chest, Dizziness, Boar Eructations of the Stomach,
Bad tast • in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, ralpltatl m
< f the Heart, Inflammation of the I.ung»,Pain in tho
IIENRT T. HEI.MBOI.D’S
rsgior» cft'.ic Kidneys anuabnndnd other paiulul
r; - ; t ir.r. nre the oil ¡.ringsof Dyspepsia.
CONCENTRATED
'i n yi.iv'gorato the Ftomach aud stimulate the tor-
pl l: ver a id bowels, which rcnderlliemof unequalled
<
in cleansing tiic I hood of all impurities, aud
THE GREAT DIURETIC,
i'lr” ting new lif ’r id vigor to the whole system.
has cured every case of Diabetes in which it has
FURSKIN DISEASES, Eruptions,Tetter, Salt
been given. Irritation of the neek of tho bladder, R ■ 'um,Blotches, Spots, rimples, Pustules, Boils, Car-
i
and inflamation of tbe kidneys, ulceration of tin bunder,Ring-Worms,Scald-Head,SoroEyes, Erysip.
kidney.- ami bladder, retention of urine, diseases ria .¡tc’.i, Bcnrfs, Piscolorations of the Skin, Humors
of the prostrate glands, stone in the bladder, cal a.id Dlsea«es of thcSkin,of whatever namo or nature,
culus, gravel, brick dust deposit, and mucous or are literally dug up an 1 carried out ofilie system in a
milk v discharges, and for enfeebled and delicate phor» tmiebyth« 1S3 of these Bitters. One bot'.lein
constitutions of both sexes, attended with the fol- rich cr,« s will convince the most incredulous of their
lowing'svmptoins : Indisposition to Exertion, l.< s> curative effect.
C1'8 .«5 tin V'tStel Bion 1 whenever you find its
of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficulty of Breath
ing, Weak Nerve». Trembling, Horror of Disease. Ju.purities bursting through tiie skin in Pimples,Erup
Wakefiiltie»», Dimness of Vision, Pain in the tions or Fores cleans.-it when you find it obstructed
Baek, Ilut Hands, Flushing of the Body. Dryness and »iugg;«U in the veins ¡cleanse it when It is foul,
of the Skin, Eruptions on the Face, Pallid Coun I an I your fe.lini ? vti! tell yon when. Keep tiie Lluod
tenance, I'niversal Lassitude of the Muscular Sys pn-- a i.l the h .tltiicf t ieryst<'ni will follow.
PIN, TAPE* il o» her WO fl MS*, lurkingin the
tem. Etc.
Used by persons from the ages of eighteen to system of so many thoueands, are effectually destroy
twenty-five, and from thirty-five to fifty-five, or in ed and r nnv l. For full directions, read carefully
the decline or change of life ; after confinement or tiie circular a-"'.nd each bottle, print'd in four lan-
guoge»—Euglis.i, German, French a-.d Spanish.
labor pains ; bed-wetting in children.
J. WALKER, I’roprfetor. R. U. MCDONALD & CO.,
D uggists aid Gra. Agents. Pan Frvwlsco, Cal,,
. I n and St Com ... ee f tract. N .w York.
IIELMBOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU IS DTU- . r-.'Oi.D BYALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALkKS.
To Females.
When a female iv in trouble or affi ¡.ted with
disease, ur weakness of the back and limbe, paia
in tbe head, dimness of sight, lois of muscular
¡power, palpitation of the heart, irritability, nerv
ousness, extreme uniarv difficulties, derangement
¡of digestive functions, general debility, yaginiti«,
all disease« of the womb, hysteria, sterility, and
ail other diseases peculiar tu females, she (bould
go or write at once to the celebrated Female Dee-
tor, W. K. DOHERTY, at bis Medical Institute,
and consult him about her troubles and disease.
I Irregularities, Suppressi- ns, etc., will receive lb*
Doctor's particular at ention. Let no false deli
cacy prevent you, but apply immediately, and save
yourself from painful suffering and premature
¡death. All married ladies whose delicate health
or circumstances prevent an increase in their fami-
I es. should write or call at I>R. DOIIERTY’B
MEDICAL INSTITUTE, and they will reeeiv*
¡every possible relief end help. Tbe Doctor’s ef-
fices, consisting of a suite of six rooms, are so ar
ranged that he can be consulted without fear *
observation.
FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU,
RETIC
AND
BLOOD PURIFYING,
AN’D
CUKES ALL DISEASES ARISING FROM
HABITS OF DISSIPATION. AND EXCESSES
AXD IMPRUDENCES IN LIFE. IMPURITIES
OFTHE BLOOD, ETC., SUPERSEDING CO
PAIBAIN AFFECTIONS FOR WHICH IT IS
USED, AND SYPHILITIC AFFECTIONS—IN
THESE DISEASES USED IX CONNECTION
W1JH HELMBOLD’S ROSE WASH.
LADIES.
Tn many affection» peculiar to ladies, the Ex
tract Buchu is unequaled by any other remedy—
as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity, Painful
ness or Suppression of Customary Evacuations.
Ulcerated or Schirrus Ktate of the Uterus, Leucor-
rhoea or Whites, Sterility, and for all complaints
incident to the sex, whether arising from indiscre
tion or habits of dissipation. It is prescribed ex
tensively by the most eminent Physicians and
Midwives for enfeebled and delicate constitutions,
of both sexes and all ages, (attended with any of
the above diseases or symptoms.)
Certificate from Mon. Gideon Tibbetts, a mem
ber uf the City Council of East Portland :
East Portland, April 7, 1871,
A. M. T .oryei A Co.-—Gents : This is to inform
IT. T. IIELMBOLD’S EXTRACT
you that 1 havu u«o<l your “Unk Weed” for neu BUCIIU Cl RES DISEASES ARISING
ralgia and rheumatic pains, and found Joliet from
FROM IMPRUDENCES. HABITS
the use of only one bottle, end can recommend it
OF DISSIPATION, ETC.,
to thoae in need of such a remedy.
in all their stages, nt little expense, littlo or no
Yours,
GIDEON TIBBETTS.
change in diet, no inconvenience, and no exposure.
It causes n frequent desire, nnd gives strength to
Certificate from Janies Bybee, the eelobratod Urinate, thereby removing Obstructions, Prevent
stock-grower, and "King of the Oregon Turf
ing and Curing Strictures of tho Urethra, Allaying
Suave’s Island, January If, 1871.
Pain and Inflammation, so frequent in this class
A. M. Loryea A Co.—This is to acknowledge of diseases, and expelling all Poisonous matter.
the efficacy of your "Unk Weed remedy, er Ore
gon Rhernatic Cure.” I was afflicted for months
with a very eerioux attack of the inflammatory rheu
matism, and tried nearly all of the so-called rheu HENRY T. IIELMBOLD ’S IMPROVED ROSE
matic remedies without any relief perceivuble.
I
WASH
then tried your Remedy, and its u.-e resulted in the cannot be surpassed ns a FACE WASH, and will
most happy effects—a perfect cure.
bo found tho only specific remedy in evory species
of Cutaneous Affection. It speedily eradicates
Truly yours,
JAMES BYBEE.
Pimples, Spots, Scorbutic Dryness, Indurations of
the Cutaneous .Membrane, etc., dispels Redness
Certificate from Mon. E. L. Quimby, ex-County nnd Incipient Inflammation, Hives, Rash, Moth
Commissioner of Multnomah CuuDty, Oregon :
Patches, Dryness of Scalp or Skin, Frost Bites,
and all purposes for which Salves or Ointments are
East Portland, April 1, 1871.
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used the "Unk used ; restores the skin to a state of purity and
Weed Remedy, ” and ' am satisfied it is a valuable softness, and insures continued healthy action to
medicine. It regulates nnd invigorates the sys- the tissue of its vessels, on which depends the
agreeable clearness and vivacity of complexion so
tern. 'l’his is my experience with the Remedy.
much sought and admired. But however valuable
Truly yours,
E. L. QUIMBY.
as a remedy for existing defects of the skin, II. T.
Helmbold’s Rose Wash has long sustained its prin
Certificate from the well-known merchant, 0.
ciple claim to unbounded patronage, by possessing
W. Weaver, Esq. :
qualities which render it a Toilet Applcndage of
Tho Dalles, May 23, 1871.
tho most Superlative and Congenial character,
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used the "Unk combiningin nn elegant formula those prominent
Weed Remedy,’’ nnd can cheerfully recommend it requisites, Safety and Efficacy—the invariable
to persons aftlieted with inflammatory rheumatism. accompainments of its use—as a Preservative and
It cured mo of that disease. My hands, wrists, Refresher of the Complexion. It is an excellent
ankles—indeed, all my joints—were swollen and Lotion for diseases of a Syphilitic Nature, and as
an injection for diseases of tho Urinary Organs,
very painful.
0. W. WEAVER.
arising from habits of dissipation, used in connec
tion with the Extacts Buchu, Sarsaparilla, and
Certificate from Hon. N. H. Lane, Pilot Com Catawba Grape Pills, in such diseases as recom
missioner of Oregon, and a member of the City mended, cannot bo surpassed.
Council of East Portland :
East Portland, April 19, 1871.
A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have been afflicted for
several years past with "weakness in the back,”
and wandering rheumatic pains, accompanied by
tevere eonttipalion. By the use of one bottle of
your Unk Weed Remedy, or Oregon Rheumatic
Cure, I Lave been entirely relieved, and I cheer
fully rocommond it as a most valuable and effect
ive remedy.
NAT. II. LANE.
Bear testimony to their Wonder
ful Curative Effects.
Full and explicit directions accompany the med
icines.
Evidence of the most responsible and reliable
character furnished on application, with hundreds
of thousands of living witnesses, and upward of
30,000 unsolicited certificates and recommendatory
letters, many of which are from the highest
sources, including eminent Physicians, Clergymen,
Put up in 10-ounce hotties, at $1.50 per bottle. Statesmen, etc, The proprietor has never resort
ed to their publication in the newspapers ; he does
Prepared at the Oregon Medical Laborato not do this from the fact tlqit his articles rank as
ry, by A. M. Loryea <fc Co., East Portland, Ogn. standard preparations, and do not nwd to be
VST For sale by all Druggists. “Mil [31 propped up by certifient.«.
To Correspondents.
Patients (mule or femnle) reaiding in any part
of the State, however distant, who may delira th«
opinion and advice of Dr. Doherty in their respec
tive easel, and who think proper to submit a writ
ten btatoment of such, in preference to holding a
personal interview, are respcctifully assured that
their communications will be held most sacred.
Dr. Doherty takes this opportunity of observing
that all letters are opened and replied t« by himself
only, and the latter as promptly as possible.
It the case be fully and candidly discribed, per
sonal communication will Le unnecessary, as >■—
structions for diet, regimen and the general treat
ment of the case itself (including ti e remedies),
will be forwarded without delay, an.I in meh a
manner ns to Convey no idea of the purport of ike-
letter or pareel so transmitted.
Consultations, by letter « otherwise, FRBB.
Permanent cure guaranteed, or no pay. Address
W. K. D0I1ERTY, M. D., San Francisco, Cali
fornia.
Spermatorrhoea.
DR. DOHERTY has just published an imperia«
pami'liist embodying his own views and exper
ience« in relation to Impotence or Virility, being a
short treatise on Spertnotorrhoea or Seminal Weak
ness, er«<>u« ami Physical debility consequent e>
this aft. ;ou, nnd other diseases ofthe sexual «r-
gans.
This littl rork contains information ef tbe «t-
mo.t value to H. whether married ur single aad
will Le -ent rnr by mail on receipt of six cent« ifa
postage stamps to■ return postage. Addresa
W. K. DOHERTY, M. D.,
San Francisco, Cal.
jan. 21, 1871.
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J l that Pape A Savage <>f the ■’ New (Stale Sa
loon ” will «juench their thirst with tbe most choice
BEVERAGES to be found in Jacksonville for
" <>nc bit.” We expect to lose money by it, but
times are hard, and we cannot sec people thirsty.
l’Al’E A SAVAGE.
October 16th, 1869.
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quantities to suit purchasers. Call and test the
article.
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Executor’s Notice.
VEIT SHUTZ’,
JACKSONVILLE, OREGON.
HE undersigned, haring been appointed ex
ecutor of the estate of E. 11. Greenman, de
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