f t PARAGRAPHS I Subscribe for the D emocratic T imes . J a TURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 25, 1871 The quickest way to learn the “Dutch roll”—Drink Holland Gin. A city man, who knows all about fann WHY Till-: HÍXWTER WOULDN’T ing, says the best way to raise strawber du :. ries is with a spoon. VKRY STRANGE AFFAIR. Fleshy persons may become lean by eating .«late ]>encils. It reduces them to tea. my boy. and you shall know a mere cyjther. hing that happened a lung time ago, When 1 was a boy uot as large as you, One of the sincerest pleasures of life is And tbe youngest of all the children, tco. the unexpected relief from an overwhelm 1 laugh even now as 1 think it o’er, ing anxiety. And the mure 1 think, 1 laugh the more. Twenty bottles of whisky were inclu ’Twas the chilly eve of nn autumn day, ded in the stores of nn Indiana Sunday- We were all in the kitchen cheery ami gay, The hre burned bright on the old brick health, school pic-nic. A ad it» cheerful light gave zest to our mirth ; The negroes in Gainsville, Georgia, My elder sister, addressing me, regulate their time pieces by a wooden And stopping at once my youthful glee : ‘•To-morrow’s thank-giving, you km>w,” said she, watch used as a jeweler’s sign. "We must kill the chickens to-night, you tee ; A little terrier in Iowa ate a yeast cake. how light tho lantern and come with me, Next morning his master didn’t know I will wring their necks until they are dead, him ; he was as big as a bulldog. And have thein*»ll dressed ere we go to bed.” « So the huge old lantern, made of tin. Punched full of holes and a candle within, Put in its appearance in shorter time Than it takes to make this jingling rhyme. We started off, ami the way 1 led. For a raid on the chickens under the shed. A pite of root* filled the open space, Thus mnking a splendid roosting place ; And a motley tribe of domestic fowls Bed perched there as grave and demure as owls. |fr fi«’«r, unused to soenes of blood. Aid pale with excitement, trembling stood ; But summoning courage .‘she laid her plans. And seized the uld rooster with both her hands, And with triumph written all over her fae^ Her victim bore to an open space. Then she wrung an 1 wrung with might and main, And wrung and twisted and wrung agaiu, Till rare that the spark of life had fled, » She threw him down on the ground for dead. But the rooster would not consent to die And be made up into chicken pie, So he made away with cackle and bound, Almost as soon as he touched the grottn I, And hiding away from the candle's light, Escaped the slaughter uf that dark night. My sister, thus brought to a sudden stand, And looking at what she held in her hand. Soon saw why the rooster was not dead— ¿TAe had wrung off hit tail intteail of hit head.” INCREDIBLE YIELD OF GOLD. Developments have recently been made at the Gwin mine, in Lower Rich Gulch, unparalleled in the history of quartz operations in this State. A strata of rock lias been discovered in the main shaft at the depth of four hundred feet, that for richness eclipses anything of which we have ever hear«! or read. The strangest feature in the development is, however, that the rock recently discovered eo . *U . closely resembks the sk.te of which the Walls uf the lead are composed, that it has heretofore been taken out and thrown away witii other dt bris from the mine. The strata mentioned lies next to the foot wall, and is about a foot in width and thickness. In color and formation it so nearly resembles slate that it requires a close examination to distinguish the two from each other. The inclination of the “streak” differs slightly from that of the shaft. Commencing at a point near the surface, it crosses the latter diagon ally, leaving the shaft at the 4<M) foot level. By “drifting” a short distance on the lead, however, from the 500 foot level, the strata will undoubtedly be struck again. By the merest accident in the world it was discovered that this singular deposit, instead of being slate, was simply a mass of sulpburets, carrying free gold in abundance. A portion of the rock was brought to this town and critically assayed by Dr. James Hepburn. Two and one-half ounces yielded one hundred and sixty-six grains of gold! or, in other words, at the rate of $53,140 per ton! The rock assayed was not a selected speci men. It was broken from a chunk at least a foot square, and is considered a fair test of the richness of the whole strata. The proprietors of the mine are sanguine that they will take $200,000 out of the recently discovered “streak,” be tween the 500 foot level and the surface. In fact, should this strata prove to be one of the permanent component parts of the lead, as it undoubtedly will, there is no calculating the amount of gold that will be taken from it. If ore of equal rich ness has ever before been found, there is no record of it. The Gwin mine must now certainly be classed as the most val uable in the .State, and further than that, in less than a year it will boast more ex tensive machinery than any other lead on this coast. We shall await further developments, in reference ro the newly discovered strata, with impatience.— Cal averas (Cal.) Chronicle. * H otel R ule ,«) and R egulations in C olorado .—(»race Greenwood writes u letter from Georgetown, Colorado, to the New York Times. She sent the following “Rules and Regulations” of the Silver Plume House, where she was a guest : 1. Guests, upon arrival, shall divest themselves of their hats and coats, and proceed to make themselves useful. 2. Meals served when they are ready. 3. No lights allowed in the rooms after the candles have burned out. 4. No gambling allowed unless the landlord is in the game. 5. If you wish any water, the creek is seventy yards south of the house and the pail in the kitchen. 9. No complaints of the servants will be tolerated. 7. If your boots require shining, the blacking and brushes arc behind the door —shine away. 8. If the cooking does not please you, the larder, stove and wood are at your disposal. 9. The only brand of spirits or wines aHowrd to be drank in the house is the ©. P. (other people’s) brand. 10. Any guest not liking these rules is at liberty to help himself to mustard. , S ome ladies in Texas were desirous of doing honor to the editor of a local jour nal. So they ¡»resented their hero with an embroidered shirt, which contained a splendid history of Texas, and also pic tures of the fruits and cereals of the State, all worked in red worsted. Now this particular editor had never worn a Bhirt, and supposed the brilliant specimen be fore him to be a banner for an approach ing temperance procession. In his speech of thanks he puzzled the lady-donors by declaring that he would “tling it out for ever to the breezes of heaven, that they might kiss its folds, and till his hand pal sied it should never be trailed in the dust.” The ladies blushed and regretted having made it too long. Being informed of the purpose of the gift, the editor wore ft over his coat, to the great edification of tha boyaof tiie town, who followed him in regiments, studying the history of the fine arts and of Texas behind his back. The Comanche Indians are disgusted with the employment of colored troops, because they are so hard to scalp. “We know a gill,” says some one, “so industrious, that when she has nothing else to do she sits and knits her brow.” Suppose a feller what has nothin’, mar ries a gal what has nothin’, is her things his’n, or liis’n her’n, or is liis’n and lier’n his’n ? Happiness does not result from situa tion, but from an agreement between fac ulties and objects, desires and enjoy ment. If brooms are wet in boiling suds once a week, they become very tough, will not cut the carjiet, last much longer, and al ways sweep like a new broom. —OR— OREGON RHEUMATIC CURE, History. i This remedy is composed of the active principle of the Unk Weed, Eng.—Thaspium Cordatum Originis, Lat.— Indigenous to Oregon. Grows must abundantly ami perfectly in Washington Co. Properties, Etc. ‘ It contains an ACTIVE VOLATILE principle, extracted by Ether, and a bitter TONIC principle, soluble in Alcohol. Medical Properties and Uses. It is the most speedy cure for Jlhcumatixm, Jlheu- matic Gout and Rheumatic. Pain» of all kinds that I wns ever introduced in.Maferia Medina. The Unk Weed Remedy, as prepared by us, in consequence of its existing bitter principle, possesses the neces sary virtue of being.« POWERFUL TONIC, Pro moting the Appetite and lurigoratin'j the whole ¡h'- gettire Apparatus, thus building up and strength ening the system, while at the same time the vola tile principle, being absorbed in the blood, acts specifically on the Rheumatic Poison, removing it from the circulation ami system. There are a few remedies known to the Medical Profession which will remove the RHEUMATIC POISON from the blood, but whose action is so powerful in depressing the system of the already ««- feebled Rheumatic patient, that their use has te be abandoned before specific effects nre obtained, hence the want of success in treating this prevalent, and in consequence heretofore incurable disease. Un like these medicines, already known, the UNK WEED REMEDY, though producing as powerful and as affective effects on the blood and system in removing the Rheumatic Poison, also possesses a strong TONIC and recuperating element which ad ■ mit« of its continued use even bv the most deli- ( cate and debilitated. Thus we have the combina tion for tbe first time of these TWO neceessary ele ments in ONE remedy, which accounts for its Su perior ami Never-Failing curative effects in Rheumatism. Rheumatic Gout, and Rheu matic Pains of all Kinds. The comniander-in-ehief of the Ger man troops in France received $1,300 a J Wo are aware of the fact that is generally nn month ; general of division, $700 ; a brig easy matter to procure certificate.« attesting the ef ficacy of patent medicines from a certain class uf adier general, $400, and a colonel $300. those who use them. We have selected the fol lowing because the nai/iex attached to them are those of men of the moet careful and tcrupuloue charac ter, and because the large class of their acquain tances in Oregon will not, for u moment, accuse or suspect them of any exaggeration in the state ments they may make. Retnaarkable cure of Mrs. Hoover, Wife of Hon. Jacob Hoover, ex-Treasurer of Washington coun ty, Oregon. Taulatin Plains, Washington county, Oregon, 1 1871. J A. M. Loryea A Co —I have been troubled with Rheumatism for the past ticelre yeart; my joints, especially those of my feet aud hands, were* badly swollen, so that I could with difficulty go around. My shoulder pained inc a great deal and h large bo ny swelling grew out, so that I could not raise my hand to inv head. Since last Spring I have been taking your "Unk Weed Remedy,” nnd find myself iuu"h improved. Tho swelling a(id pain has left my joints and shoulder, and the bony growth hat entirely ditap- pr<>r<4,and I use my limbs and aui far better than I have been for years. Al. HOOVER. One of the best ways of decreasing crime among the members of both sexes is to destroy the belief (which is steadily spreading) that it is vulgar to work for a living. “Now, then, children,” said a parish school-mistress, showing her pupils off on examination day, “Who loves all ? ! men?” “You, missus,” was the unex- pected answer. It is said that Caseyville, near Salt Lake, contains seventy-three husbands, who have, in the aggregate, three hun dred and forty-seven wives and live hun dred and twenty-two children. The wealthiest silver mine owner in the world lives in Mexico. His name is Jose Corresco. One of the several valu able mines which he owns yields him a monthly income of $200,000. A celebrated poet at one time adver tised that he would supply “Lines for Certificate from tbe Deputy Jailer of Multno any Occasion.” A fisherman sought him mah county jail : shortly after, and wanted "a line strong City Jail, Portland, Oregon, June 7th, 1871. enough to catch a ¡>ori>oise.” A. M. Loryea A Co.—I was attacked with a se vere case of rheumatism. It was in my thighs, hips, fingers, shoulder blade—indeed in all the joints of my body 1 suffered great pain and an guish. I was attended by a regular physician, but w th no effect. I was induced to try your Unk Weed Remedy, nnd it immediately cured me up. I consider it. from my experience, the best remedy for rheumatism known. ALFRED F. TURNER, Deputy Jailer. This is to certify that the above statement is cor rect to uiv own knowledge. JOHN P. WARD, Jailer. A Jew was observed looking intently at a prodigious tine ham. “What are you saying to that ham, Mr. Jacobs?” “I was saying to it, ‘Thou almost per- suadest me to be a Christian.’ ” A poor fellow seeing in the street an old woman who drove some asses, said, “Adieu, motherof asses.” "Adieu, adieu, my son,’’ answered she. The man felt his ears grow as he walked along. Capt. Wright, of Franklin Precinct, Morgan county, Ill., is the owner of a hog which weighs thirteen hundred and llftn-Jive pounds, and which is, probably, the largest hog in the world. The climate of Utah is said to be bad for the hair. Its effect is illustrated by the experience of an editor whose fifteen wives have endeavored, not without suc cess, to “snatch him bald-headed !” Certificate of A. R. Shipley, Esq., special con tributor to the Parmer, and Secreta ry uf tbe Oregon Horticultural Society : Oswego, Oregon, March 28th, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—Some four weeks ago I was entirely prostrated with rheumatism : in fact 1 was almost helpless. I sent to you for one 1(1- onnee bottle ofthe "Unk Wted Remedy,” by the use of which 1 experienced almost immediate re lief, and by tbo time the bottle was gone the rheu- piatism was gone. From my own experience, and from what I have heard others say who have tued There was once an independent old la the Vuk Weed, I believe it to be a certain cure for dy who, in speaking of Adam's naming the rheumatism. Your, respectfully, all the animals, said she didn’t think he A. R. »S'HIPLEY. deserved any credit for naming the pig— any one would know what to call him. Certificate from lion. A. J. Dufur, ex-Pr^sident of the Oregon State Agricultural .Society, and au thor of -’Statistics of Oregon East Portland, April 1, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—I was afflicted with a severe attack of chronic rheumatism ; was confined to my bed most of the time from January to July, when I used the Unk Weed, aud it cured me up. A. J. DUFUR. “Excuse this bit of sarcasm,” said Smith to Jones, “but I must say you are an infernal liar and scoundrel.” “Par don this bit of irony,” said Jones to Smith, as he knocked him down with a jxiker. “The sexes were made for each other” was the text of a lecture by a young lady in California recently. Sho apjiealed to the feelings of her audience toprove the truth of her wonderful discovery. (Great applause). A wit, being told that an old acquain tance was married, exclaimed, “I am glad to hear of it.” But reflecting a moment, he added, in a tone of com passion and for giveness, “And yet I don’t know why ; he never did me any harm.” Jones says that lie first met his wife in a storm, took her to the first ball in a storm, popped The question in a storm, married her in a storm, lived his subse quent life in a storm, but buried her in pleasant weather. A fellow, in an oblivious state, took up his lodging in the street. lie awoke next morning, and, straightening him self up, looked on the ground on which he had made his couch, and said, “Well, if I had a pick-axe I would make un mv bed.” 1 J A favorito amusement of the belles of New Bedford in winter is sliding down hill on a codfish. On a moonlight night hundreds of young ladies belonging to the oldest and most respected families of that ancient town may be seen participat ing in this healthy, innocent recreation. T he Chicago Times publishes some very grave charges against Senator Pom eroy, of Kansas. It alleges that Pom eroy, having fallen under the power of a counterfeiter from Ohio named Carman, by being detected in a criminal liaismi with his wife, he has not only paid Car man $6,000 hush money, but procured his appointment to office in the Pension Bu reau at Washington, and also obtained places in the Interior Department for two of his sons, while Mrs. Carman and an other woman of similar character named Mrs. Ghant, were appointed, on the soli citation of Senator Pomeroy, to positions in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing These charges were first laid before the public about a month ago, and we have ever since expected some contradiction of them from Senator Pomeroy, but none has come. If they are true, they exhibit a degree of corruption and vice among Republican officials at Washington which even the robberies of the Tam many ring do not exceed in atrocity and shamelessness. Henry T. Helrubold’« Genuine Prepara tions. Quirl» Cures and Moderate diars'«» Delivered to any address.’? Secura from observa tion. Established upward of twenty years. Sold DR. W. K. DOHERTY’S by Druggists everywhere. Address letters for in formation, in confidence, to Henry T. llelmbold, Private Medical and Surgical Institute» Druggist and Chemist. Only Depots : II. T. IIELMBOLD’S Drug nnd No. 519 Sacramento street, corner of Chemical Warehouse, No. 594 Broadway, New York, or to 11. T. IIELMBOD'S Medical Depot, Leidesdorff street (a few doors below What Cheer Mouse.) Private entrance on Leides Component Parts—Fluid Extract Rhubarb 104 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. dorff street, San Francisco. Beware of Counterfeits. Ask for HENRY T. and Fluid Extract Catawba Crape IIELMBOLD ’ S 1 Take no other. Juice. Established expressly to afford the afflicted soual March 4th, 1871. jan7-ly. and scientific Medical Aid in the treat FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, JAUNDICE. BIL ment and cure of all Private and IOUS AFFECTIONS. SICK OR NERVOUS Chronic Diseases, cases HEADACHE, COSITIVENESS. E tc . PURE of Secrecy and all LY VEGETABLE. CONTAINING NO MER Dr. WALKER’3 CALIFORNIA Sexual Disorders. CURY, MINERALS, OR DELETERIOUS DRUGS. To the Afflicted. PRIVATE MEDICAL AID. HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S UNK WEED REMEDY. COMPOUND FLUID THE 1 Extract Catawba GRAPE PILLS. A GREAT M’DICAL DISCOVERY VINEGAR BITTERS Hundreds x>f Thousands The»» Pills »re the most delightfully pleasant purgative, superseding castor oil, salt», magnesia, etc. There is nothing more acceptable to the stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau sea ur griping pains. T hey nre composed ot tile finett ingredientt. After a lew day’s use of them, such an invigoration of the entire system takes place as to appear miraculous to the weak and en ervated, whether arising from imprudence or dis ease. 11. T. llelmbuld’« Compound Fluid Extract Catawba Grape Pills are not sugar coated, from the fact that sugar coated Pills do not dissolve, but pass through the stomach without dissolving, consequently do not produce the desired eflect. THE CATAWBA GRAPE PILLS, being pleas ant in taste and odor, do not. necessitate their be ing sugar-coated. PRICK FIFTY CENTS PER BOX. TiElNTrUV T- HELMBOLD’S HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND FLUID EXTR’CT SARSAPARILLA Will radically exterminate from the system Scrof ula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Fleers, Sore Eyes, Bore Legs, sore mouth, Bore head, bronchitis, skin diB eases, salt rheum, canker», runnings from the ear, white swellings, tumors, cancerous affections, nodes, rickets, glandular «welling», night sweats, rash, tetter, liuaiors of all kinds, chronic rheuma tism, dyspepsia, and all diseases that fcavo been established in the system for years. Being prepared expressly for the above com plaints, its blood-purifying properties are greater than any other preparation of Sarsaparilla. It gives the complexion n clear and healthy color and restores the patient to a state of health and purity. For purifying the blood, removing all chronic constitutional diseases arising from an im pure state of the blood, and the only reliable nnd effectual known remedy for the cure of pains and swelling of the bones, ulcerations of the throat and legs, blotches, pimples on the face, erysipelas and all scaly eruptions of the skin, and beautify ing the complexion. DR. W. K. DOHERTY RB- turns bis sincere thanks to hi« numerous patients fur tbair pat ronage. and wo|ild take tbii op portunity to remind them that be continues to oo«> suit at bis Institute for tbe cure of chronic disease« of the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and Ge«- ito-Uniary Organs, and all Private Diseases, viii Syphilis, in all its forms and stages; Seminal Weakness, and all the h< rrid consequences ef self- abufe ; Gonorrhoea ; Gleet, Strictnres ; Nocturnal and Diurnal Emissions ; Sexual Debility; Dis eases of the Back and Loins; Inflammation of th* Bladder and Kidneys, etc.; and he hopes that hi* long experience and successful practice will con-- tinue tu insure him a share of public patronage- Bv his practice of many years in Europe and th* United States, be is enabled to apply the most e*- cient aud successful remedies against dises»«« of all kinds. He uses no mercury, charges moderate^ treats his patients in a correct and honorable way,, and has references of unquestionable reraeity from» men of known respectability and high standing in« 'society. All parties consulting him, by letter er ' otherwise, will receive the best and gentlest treab- i ment and implicit secrecy. 2=/ /jp g « q oc E. y WHAT ARE THEY? £ §í . i-J ’ E ® t fa •> 8 « E 5 THEY ARE NOT A VILE FANCY DRINK , F K T Madocf Poor Hum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquor« doctored,spiced ir»<l sweet ened to please tlie taste, called “ Tonics,’"‘Appetiz ers,’’ ” Restorers,’' 4C., that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine,modo from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free from till Alcoholic Stimulants. Thcyarcthc GREAT IILOOI) PURIFIER nnd A LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE a perfect Renovator and Invigorator ofthe System, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to aheaithy condition. No person can take these Bitters according to direc tion and remain long unwell. VICO will be given for on ineurable case,provided the bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs waited beyond the point of repair. For Infliiinmutory r.nd Chronic Rheuma tism nud Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent und intermittent Fevers, Disenso« of the Blood, l.iver, Kidneys, and IDuddcr. these Bitters have been most success ful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, which is generally produced by derangement id the Digestive Organs. DYbPLPSlA OR INDIGESTION, Head ache, Pa’.’i 1 i the Shoulders, Conglis, Tightness ofthe Chest, Dizziness, Boar Eructations of the Stomach, Bad tast • in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, ralpltatl m < f the Heart, Inflammation of the I.ung»,Pain in tho IIENRT T. HEI.MBOI.D’S rsgior» cft'.ic Kidneys anuabnndnd other paiulul r; - ; t ir.r. nre the oil ¡.ringsof Dyspepsia. CONCENTRATED 'i n yi.iv'gorato the Ftomach aud stimulate the tor- pl l: ver a id bowels, which rcnderlliemof unequalled < in cleansing tiic I hood of all impurities, aud THE GREAT DIURETIC, i'lr” ting new lif ’r id vigor to the whole system. has cured every case of Diabetes in which it has FURSKIN DISEASES, Eruptions,Tetter, Salt been given. Irritation of the neek of tho bladder, R ■ 'um,Blotches, Spots, rimples, Pustules, Boils, Car- i and inflamation of tbe kidneys, ulceration of tin bunder,Ring-Worms,Scald-Head,SoroEyes, Erysip. kidney.- ami bladder, retention of urine, diseases ria .¡tc’.i, Bcnrfs, Piscolorations of the Skin, Humors of the prostrate glands, stone in the bladder, cal a.id Dlsea«es of thcSkin,of whatever namo or nature, culus, gravel, brick dust deposit, and mucous or are literally dug up an 1 carried out ofilie system in a milk v discharges, and for enfeebled and delicate phor» tmiebyth« 1S3 of these Bitters. One bot'.lein constitutions of both sexes, attended with the fol- rich cr,« s will convince the most incredulous of their lowing'svmptoins : Indisposition to Exertion, l.< s> curative effect. C1'8 .«5 tin V'tStel Bion 1 whenever you find its of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficulty of Breath ing, Weak Nerve». Trembling, Horror of Disease. Ju.purities bursting through tiie skin in Pimples,Erup Wakefiiltie»», Dimness of Vision, Pain in the tions or Fores cleans.-it when you find it obstructed Baek, Ilut Hands, Flushing of the Body. Dryness and »iugg;«U in the veins ¡cleanse it when It is foul, of the Skin, Eruptions on the Face, Pallid Coun I an I your fe.lini ? vti! tell yon when. Keep tiie Lluod tenance, I'niversal Lassitude of the Muscular Sys pn-- a i.l the h .tltiicf t ieryst<'ni will follow. PIN, TAPE* il o» her WO fl MS*, lurkingin the tem. Etc. Used by persons from the ages of eighteen to system of so many thoueands, are effectually destroy twenty-five, and from thirty-five to fifty-five, or in ed and r nnv l. For full directions, read carefully the decline or change of life ; after confinement or tiie circular a-"'.nd each bottle, print'd in four lan- guoge»—Euglis.i, German, French a-.d Spanish. labor pains ; bed-wetting in children. J. WALKER, I’roprfetor. R. U. MCDONALD & CO., D uggists aid Gra. Agents. Pan Frvwlsco, Cal,, . I n and St Com ... ee f tract. N .w York. IIELMBOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU IS DTU- . r-.'Oi.D BYALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALkKS. To Females. When a female iv in trouble or affi ¡.ted with disease, ur weakness of the back and limbe, paia in tbe head, dimness of sight, lois of muscular ¡power, palpitation of the heart, irritability, nerv ousness, extreme uniarv difficulties, derangement ¡of digestive functions, general debility, yaginiti«, all disease« of the womb, hysteria, sterility, and ail other diseases peculiar tu females, she (bould go or write at once to the celebrated Female Dee- tor, W. K. DOHERTY, at bis Medical Institute, and consult him about her troubles and disease. I Irregularities, Suppressi- ns, etc., will receive lb* Doctor's particular at ention. Let no false deli cacy prevent you, but apply immediately, and save yourself from painful suffering and premature ¡death. All married ladies whose delicate health or circumstances prevent an increase in their fami- I es. should write or call at I>R. DOIIERTY’B MEDICAL INSTITUTE, and they will reeeiv* ¡every possible relief end help. Tbe Doctor’s ef- fices, consisting of a suite of six rooms, are so ar ranged that he can be consulted without fear * observation. FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU, RETIC AND BLOOD PURIFYING, AN’D CUKES ALL DISEASES ARISING FROM HABITS OF DISSIPATION. AND EXCESSES AXD IMPRUDENCES IN LIFE. IMPURITIES OFTHE BLOOD, ETC., SUPERSEDING CO PAIBAIN AFFECTIONS FOR WHICH IT IS USED, AND SYPHILITIC AFFECTIONS—IN THESE DISEASES USED IX CONNECTION W1JH HELMBOLD’S ROSE WASH. LADIES. Tn many affection» peculiar to ladies, the Ex tract Buchu is unequaled by any other remedy— as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity, Painful ness or Suppression of Customary Evacuations. Ulcerated or Schirrus Ktate of the Uterus, Leucor- rhoea or Whites, Sterility, and for all complaints incident to the sex, whether arising from indiscre tion or habits of dissipation. It is prescribed ex tensively by the most eminent Physicians and Midwives for enfeebled and delicate constitutions, of both sexes and all ages, (attended with any of the above diseases or symptoms.) Certificate from Mon. Gideon Tibbetts, a mem ber uf the City Council of East Portland : East Portland, April 7, 1871, A. M. T .oryei A Co.-—Gents : This is to inform IT. T. IIELMBOLD’S EXTRACT you that 1 havu u«o<l your “Unk Weed” for neu BUCIIU Cl RES DISEASES ARISING ralgia and rheumatic pains, and found Joliet from FROM IMPRUDENCES. HABITS the use of only one bottle, end can recommend it OF DISSIPATION, ETC., to thoae in need of such a remedy. in all their stages, nt little expense, littlo or no Yours, GIDEON TIBBETTS. change in diet, no inconvenience, and no exposure. It causes n frequent desire, nnd gives strength to Certificate from Janies Bybee, the eelobratod Urinate, thereby removing Obstructions, Prevent stock-grower, and "King of the Oregon Turf ing and Curing Strictures of tho Urethra, Allaying Suave’s Island, January If, 1871. Pain and Inflammation, so frequent in this class A. M. Loryea A Co.—This is to acknowledge of diseases, and expelling all Poisonous matter. the efficacy of your "Unk Weed remedy, er Ore gon Rhernatic Cure.” I was afflicted for months with a very eerioux attack of the inflammatory rheu matism, and tried nearly all of the so-called rheu HENRY T. IIELMBOLD ’S IMPROVED ROSE matic remedies without any relief perceivuble. I WASH then tried your Remedy, and its u.-e resulted in the cannot be surpassed ns a FACE WASH, and will most happy effects—a perfect cure. bo found tho only specific remedy in evory species of Cutaneous Affection. It speedily eradicates Truly yours, JAMES BYBEE. Pimples, Spots, Scorbutic Dryness, Indurations of the Cutaneous .Membrane, etc., dispels Redness Certificate from Mon. E. L. Quimby, ex-County nnd Incipient Inflammation, Hives, Rash, Moth Commissioner of Multnomah CuuDty, Oregon : Patches, Dryness of Scalp or Skin, Frost Bites, and all purposes for which Salves or Ointments are East Portland, April 1, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used the "Unk used ; restores the skin to a state of purity and Weed Remedy, ” and ' am satisfied it is a valuable softness, and insures continued healthy action to medicine. It regulates nnd invigorates the sys- the tissue of its vessels, on which depends the agreeable clearness and vivacity of complexion so tern. 'l’his is my experience with the Remedy. much sought and admired. But however valuable Truly yours, E. L. QUIMBY. as a remedy for existing defects of the skin, II. T. Helmbold’s Rose Wash has long sustained its prin Certificate from the well-known merchant, 0. ciple claim to unbounded patronage, by possessing W. Weaver, Esq. : qualities which render it a Toilet Applcndage of Tho Dalles, May 23, 1871. tho most Superlative and Congenial character, A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used the "Unk combiningin nn elegant formula those prominent Weed Remedy,’’ nnd can cheerfully recommend it requisites, Safety and Efficacy—the invariable to persons aftlieted with inflammatory rheumatism. accompainments of its use—as a Preservative and It cured mo of that disease. My hands, wrists, Refresher of the Complexion. It is an excellent ankles—indeed, all my joints—were swollen and Lotion for diseases of a Syphilitic Nature, and as an injection for diseases of tho Urinary Organs, very painful. 0. W. WEAVER. arising from habits of dissipation, used in connec tion with the Extacts Buchu, Sarsaparilla, and Certificate from Hon. N. H. Lane, Pilot Com Catawba Grape Pills, in such diseases as recom missioner of Oregon, and a member of the City mended, cannot bo surpassed. Council of East Portland : East Portland, April 19, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have been afflicted for several years past with "weakness in the back,” and wandering rheumatic pains, accompanied by tevere eonttipalion. By the use of one bottle of your Unk Weed Remedy, or Oregon Rheumatic Cure, I Lave been entirely relieved, and I cheer fully rocommond it as a most valuable and effect ive remedy. NAT. II. LANE. Bear testimony to their Wonder ful Curative Effects. Full and explicit directions accompany the med icines. Evidence of the most responsible and reliable character furnished on application, with hundreds of thousands of living witnesses, and upward of 30,000 unsolicited certificates and recommendatory letters, many of which are from the highest sources, including eminent Physicians, Clergymen, Put up in 10-ounce hotties, at $1.50 per bottle. Statesmen, etc, The proprietor has never resort ed to their publication in the newspapers ; he does Prepared at the Oregon Medical Laborato not do this from the fact tlqit his articles rank as ry, by A. M. Loryea <fc Co., East Portland, Ogn. standard preparations, and do not nwd to be VST For sale by all Druggists. “Mil [31 propped up by certifient.«. To Correspondents. Patients (mule or femnle) reaiding in any part of the State, however distant, who may delira th« opinion and advice of Dr. Doherty in their respec tive easel, and who think proper to submit a writ ten btatoment of such, in preference to holding a personal interview, are respcctifully assured that their communications will be held most sacred. Dr. Doherty takes this opportunity of observing that all letters are opened and replied t« by himself only, and the latter as promptly as possible. It the case be fully and candidly discribed, per sonal communication will Le unnecessary, as >■— structions for diet, regimen and the general treat ment of the case itself (including ti e remedies), will be forwarded without delay, an.I in meh a manner ns to Convey no idea of the purport of ike- letter or pareel so transmitted. Consultations, by letter « otherwise, FRBB. Permanent cure guaranteed, or no pay. Address W. K. D0I1ERTY, M. D., San Francisco, Cali fornia. Spermatorrhoea. DR. DOHERTY has just published an imperia« pami'liist embodying his own views and exper ience« in relation to Impotence or Virility, being a short treatise on Spertnotorrhoea or Seminal Weak ness, er«<>u« ami Physical debility consequent e> this aft. ;ou, nnd other diseases ofthe sexual «r- gans. This littl rork contains information ef tbe «t- mo.t value to H. whether married ur single aad will Le -ent rnr by mail on receipt of six cent« ifa postage stamps to■ return postage. Addresa W. K. DOHERTY, M. D., San Francisco, Cal. jan. 21, 1871. 7^ ¿ H ’s 50 U. rSNIIE TI1TR8TV ITBLTC ARE INFORMED J l that Pape A Savage <>f the ■’ New (Stale Sa loon ” will «juench their thirst with tbe most choice BEVERAGES to be found in Jacksonville for " <>nc bit.” We expect to lose money by it, but times are hard, and we cannot sec people thirsty. l’Al’E A SAVAGE. October 16th, 1869. BAGER! «- "a M R 7 c> §■“.2 - - 5 LAGER! CA 4 25 « -"E-i^ EAGLE IHSEWERY. Oi OSEPH WETTERER HAS N0W0N HAND _ nnd is constantly manufacturing the best Lag er Beer in Southern Ore-on, which he will sell in quantities to suit purchasers. Call and test the article. Jacksonville June 5tb, 1S69. J - - = Q £ O , - ve * .. ä <1 E< <1 » h < & t-m G. c »- k £ e u JS e ta —, - -O c ° ARKANSAS c: 2 cÄ tn ™ 0 55 ’S ex -ö LIVERY STABLE ! a eS I a. a, H C c C Ä oj X c CÙ1 is Oregon street, opposite Overbeck’s Hospital, <r- — O c pearson & M c I ntyre w w I A a J PROPRIETORS. fjpiIIS favorite stablo has be«n reopened THOROUGHLY REFITTED SPRING WAGONS —AND— O o w HZ A G C4 * N .S ® 2 R ci *7 U3 C.2 o o K td .2 ce Ä b - S’a a ce ® u vT — bC • • © «5 u C T3 Q cS .2 5 g -C X fl •oa-L w t ? « i — ■*-* MM i— C» -S o w o 4) I ~ ^■1 S K' The largest corral in the town is attached to the stable. Teamsters will find ample accommoda tion for their animals at all times. Horses board ed on reasonable ternis. vl«26tf PEARSON A McINTYRE. «2 Q ' JQ 00 e Sä For hire on reasonable terms. T ** 5 ‘ c « « PH SADDLE HORSES — T« C »-« U3 CITY BREWERY, —BY— Executor’s Notice. VEIT SHUTZ’, JACKSONVILLE, OREGON. HE undersigned, haring been appointed ex ecutor of the estate of E. 11. Greenman, de he undersigned respectfully nr- ceased, all persons having claims against said es I forms the citizens of Jacksonville . and surround« tate are required to present them with the proper ------ —» — ----------------------- voucher* within six months from the date of this >nK country, that he is now manufacturing, »«an notice to me at my office in Jacksonville, Oregon wil1 constantly keep on hand, the very bert ef Those and all persons indebted to said estate are required Lager Beer. Th “? who " b ‘ wish “ a ' cool ,nn' glass f1 ““ of bear should give mo a — call. • to rnako immediate payment. ---------- 1» Jacksonville, June 12th, 18*9. t C. W. KAHLER, Exeautor. June llth-lf» Jacksonville, Oregon, October 12, 1871. 4114 T I T ». (