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Against Orruuuuls tlurdan of r..uf an Itallroad, n I of -.in., Settlers iti the status o( Waaliini-toii in. i OrcfjoB, udi m (ct, id nil hi. itat throiih which the Nurtlmru I'a citic railroad ptmi, aru vurjr much in tereaUttl in tho mhiiK" now Ih-iiij; mule hy the interior tlewrtiin-iit on tin- net of co ii k rem of June 4, 1HU", which al low the Northern 1'arilie kailn.nl , Company and other to srlt-ot laml iu I lieu of lamia emtiraced iu the various I direst reserve ami held bv tin-in under tateut or under unprotected chum- or tia'teri' i:.ir Ich ... ha on, logelbai l.tmA hl IMnJ. n,Wloi"-' ,rom u" tiK""y writ" 1T,lcb.r.llKiv, iiL'ed ten, ou a play "uien I" -'"': "The villun curled itlartli nd Mesa the pure vur- Jwdn h ",iuu or ,'eth' ''lu f rbead tin- dugger stal thee to ha ha vounuuie. V' t i...-. , Mtmaa mid siivh. () ontur wii -t"l' i""1 'hy ded lmdy rTH. door, Lay won iniriii on the F-lpmieand it whh lietter if you jjutnif I With inillntoiio. Avarnt m (nun the tweet korpeee M firm H'i rr Arrtplr4 . i ..i i m 1 hi w i- i n t, Yurk city ',",r,, H 1W t,le ! Henry (leorge, told with mod Lnf Mi negotiation with the Urit J y,jnU lull hia even uparlc- : kl. , Iv t,. Hi.. Itri. g bf nnieu n'- --- iOTmw ler in-chief. "It doea not llMtwith tbete," Hid the ilritiah -ml, poiBtin; to the decoration ou fci'iw-t, "to accede to your term." loibichNiid Jonliert. poiutin to hi Btnwi: "A"1' 't doe not comport jiiittoietoi'llt'r any othera." Tbr S I QM KlelfU IWlntniap folder or circular re. ' i .. in... ii i tp'tinf tne M.uioiKii komi pinixt' ui )Kwiucd l.y the Northern l'licilk nilnr. It i- mot than u coincidence b,i the tifft map folder or pliumphlol H the Some miniuK diatrict cornel tum the me source. The present glerpotuuly oonteiai a good map ol rNunie district, but i emlielliahed ithKveral cutset views at Nome City ad the beach where the method ol tag U dearly ihown. AH Inform boo ubuiual.le regarding sailing ilates rm Seattle and Tiicoma, thr u.-l sm, etc., ii iren in thia biKik and to public cautin ned to no to tho Rgentl lithe X. P. Hy.. who are aupplied nth diat,Tms of the Alaska ateiimera, iniirrn((e iua.hunce for their actum- mnditiuDi rather than to put off tlr vhj important business until tin rnchl'et Sound. There is no doubt hut hil theru will be :i very consider iMe pisiener huiinMI from the mid die ud ewteru states and n very heavy bti)es8 from the l'acitio const state! bthe Nome district next sprint;. For folders, rates, etc., call ou A. D. Chariton, Asst. (ien. l'ass. A!t., l'ort lud, ()r, or send a two cent stamp t Chu. S. Fee, (ieueral l'aaaeufrer Axeut, Si. Paul, Minn., and ho will mail you the Nome fuller. TheDaii(jhti'rs of the American Revo boon in New York city are making itronK effort to save the famous Hamil' to trees ol St. Nicholas avenue, m H.'d street. The trees are the ones lefl ol the original 19 planted by Alex uder llamiltnti to commemorate tin 1! ordinal states. It is likely that thl aaaf will bn the lot aud have ii mtly fenced ui. If they cunnot raiM fnouijh money to buy the place thl wKill m cut down and a block will ' built thereon. We American! dc M par euoui;)i attention to the roser wion of tucli historical valuables. Jimei Eidl Howe, of St. Louis, whi k"Kiven his fori utie of $1,000,000 tc 1 poor, jays he was influenced to dc tlw by the incident of the rich jronnj mm reUted in the tenth chapter of St. M'rk'i gospel. Mr. Howe is a grand' of Jiuies B. Kads, the famous eugi Who built the groat Mississippi tridge at St. Uuis. Bhmx and Blaekfeet Indiani t parting ig their spears in the "th a a siuu of conlidouce and iim '"lerteem This is the origin of thl taa "btryiug the tomahawk." Thf ffm-uiMi... ,.f m t U4i b"'iiiii ill V'KlltlKMlin 111 ii nana! report, tiled in Washington. JJ that the time in not ripe for thi titeliood of Oklahoma, and he recom "thl it would in, best to wait I oile- He Mieves that the best plat "to join Oklahoma and the Indian ter and make one state of them. ftatc. he aays, would be a pridi ratiiicatiou to its people and k "People of the nation. BEST FOR THE ..BOWELS wILt.'.'." '. r,,u1r. bealthr moTiment of lb BCT 'r. ruu re lick, ur will b Kmp ui "okm ,h 'si we'l Force. In llioibpu ii lbr''. -r . iil.nn l. .lanxrn.ui Tbi kml. 5r mlwv mot wrfct war of kniilDi Uu iloau L iu uu CATHARTIC h. r.ADf uajiii aainwio fJ?".PUble, Pouot TuleOnod DoOnod 5Sir , or Urlp. 10e .lie XX WrlU and bo..klet on b.allh Ural EEP YOUR BLOGD CLEM CURfS war otlfb Hrrup Tulej Uood. CM I "" SoM br dniaiiu. Emnzszaisn In I,..., . . .1... II I.I 1 m vi ..in inuiia mj ri-1 1 ii.ju mile. i the railroad company and others was ' authorized to select from auy scant lauds 0n to settlement. The department1 of the interior has held "vacant lands to settlement" to mean, if necessary, all uusurveyed lands. Therefore, settlers Of equattOU ou uusurveyed lauds have Ihii very un easy for some time, and many of them felt that there is little prospect of hold bag their claims. The land dertment ol the railroad company, however, asserts that it is not its purpose to take the lauds of any bona tid settler. At the same time the department of the interior encourages the settler to continue their settlement, and within .hree monthl after the acceptance ol the official survey of their lauds to as sert their claims thereto. The ruling of the department is that the party first initiating the right of settlement has the prior claim. Congressman Jones, of Washington, who has just introduced a relief bill on behalf of settlers, is of the opinion that moat settlers would not think of lighting the railroad company, and, therefore, the law as it was cuuetod does grave injustice to settlers, as a rule. Iu an interview Mr. Jones said: "It has been repeatedly inserted that lands upon which there are settl.-rs have been filed ou by the railroad com pany under the present law. To pre vent thi is oue of the objects of the Uw. I know that settlers have their Nmedr , That is to light the claim of the compnny and establish their prior right. This is expensive. The set tlers are not wealthy. The BTOIpOCt of delay is diaOOUraging, and many prate to abandon tluir settlements rather than bear the expense and delay of a contest. "Tho railroad cannot complain at these provisions. If its claim to a tract of laud is just it will prevail. Delay ami expense cannot hurt it as they do the settler. All it has to do is to in spect tho laud. If it llu.ls a settler and does not think he is there bona tide it can contest his claim as any other contestant, but it should lH"ar the bur den of such contest. These bills are introduced without any hostility to the railroad, but out of a desire to do jus tice to the settler. I believe the gov ernment should bo quite lenient with men who nre striving to reclaim the public domain, esecially nowjwhen the choice land is taken up. If we had more owners of small tracts ol land we would be la tter off." Senator Foster and Representative Cushman have each given much atten tion to the claims of settlers and theii rights, and in all cases there is an uu qtutlifled sentiment favorable to th pioneer and homo-building sijuattei and settler. oTi.riiiiif.nt aplta at Vanmutrr, President Iteebo, of the Portland chamber of commerce, at its last meet ing, called attention to tho bill locating a permanent general hospital at Van couver, Wash., which has been intro duced in congress by Representatives Jones, of Washington. George Taylor, jr., said that the hospital was of great importance to Portland. "Vancouver's healthful location is well kuown," aaid Mr. Taylor. "Ileforo long, many sol diers will le returning from the Phil ippines, and Vancouver is the place for them." The trustees voted to request th Orvgn congressional delegation to. co-operate with the Washington dele gation in behalf ol the Vancouver hos pital. Statistics showing that Van couver is a healthier place than the Presidio will be sent to Washington tc help the bill along. Northwest Not. DtOOlhOed salmon aro reported very numerous iu Coos bay. The Dalles has authorized a contract for an electric lire alarm system for 1C years. Fish Commissioner Little has ar ranged to plant a carload of Kasteru lobsters in Puget souud waters as an exjioritiieut. A horse, loaded with United Statei mail, was -recently killed near the fall below Hrewster valley by missing its footing and rolling over u precipice 01 the rocks, 150 foot below. Tho mail was recovered. Tho Christian denomination of Al bany intends to build a new church and' has raised $:',00ii toward it. The pastor announces that the sie of tin building is to he determined by tht amount of money raised, as the cotigre gation intends to build only such a structure as may bo dedicated free from debt. The common council of The Dalle has passed an ordinance to refund M0, 000 of 8 per cent kinds at 4 tier cent. At the December meeting of tlu board of Thurston county commission ers the quesitou of calling 2H.0(I0 worth of the Olympia V Chehnlts rail road funding Uiuds of Ikmu was, -id- ered, and tho call decided qpon. i worse, as tho bonds have 1" -eeJI yet to run the call was conditional t tU disposition of the holders to release them. A Pomerov man has been fined 980 for alluwing'his son to remain on the streets after 7:30 o'clock in the even ing, in violation of a curfew ordinance. The oldest letter-carner in Seattle is Kverett A. Hartley, whose t.-rin . : tervice dates from August 6, l1-" " will, there (ore, wear two black stars. The private banking firm at Burni has bea dissolved, and in its rtec ' l bank has been incorjs'rated by dtteeni with a paid-up capital of $25,000. J W. Higgs is president. The News aayi the itockholders are prominent citiwm-" of Harney county. WceKLY REVltW OF TRADE. Wind up or l, H.i.1,,1.. gtoMMg BMMI Hcfj TvMtMllaMMi R. O. Duu Co.'s weakly review ays: Failures in Ih'J.j ggfg la awbav, with liabilitiei ol $iit,lll, 67i. The last few days ol the vear added a few to the number, and eouio millions to th known liabilities ol nrms and banks which failed close to the end, so that commercial defaults reached M,879,M, Most people iu business have been to occupied with their acinuuts and the s.-tt lenient of the past year that little uew business has yet N-eii done. No new tendency iu manufactures or in trading apM-arn, and less change thau was anticipated in money mavkOMi There is nothing unsound in the business ol the gieat industries, but an extensive reunion of prices may dis appoint extreme exe, tatione. TWO ways of stimulating business are adopt ed. The Iron Age notices "transac tion of uiagiutude iu foundry iron, which indicate, that some sellers are williug to make concession to secure the trade of good customers." Put the steel and wire company has advanced prices ol wire nails, barM aud suiiMith wire 25 cents. Wool is strongly held, though prices of a mouth ago cannot be otliaine.l. Cotton does not rise further because re- rjdpti from plantationi have somewhat increased, ami accouuts of large stocks at many small tow us have attract.-.! attention. Cotton goods an1 at tho highest quo tation of last year, with good demand, though cotton has declined a little. Wheat moved very sluggishly, with small change iu prices. In six months of the crop year about tt!l,l00,000 bush els (Hour included), have leeu ex ported, agaiust 12:1.000,000 last year. Atlantic exports have now fallen to only 2,UO,2ti bushel for the week, against 5,514,240 last year, aud Pacific export were 611,228 agaiust U14,s;t3 last year. PACIFIC COAST TRADE. a. Mill. Mark. la. Onions, new, $1.00 id 1.25 per sack rutalocs, new, flu (a go. lleets, per sack, 75iirK5c. Turnips, per sack, 00c. Carrots, per sack, 60c. Parsnips, per sack, 75(it85c. Cauliflower, 75c(.r$l js-r dozen. Cabbage, native and California, 75 00c per 100 pounds. Peaches, 66(g80o. Apples, $1.35(0' 1.50 per lsix. Pears, $1.00(41.35 per bos. Prunes, BOc per I six. Watermelons, $1.50. Nutmegs, 60(3 75c. Butter Creamery, 82o per pound; dairy, 17032c; ranch, 33c per pound. Fgg Firm, 25(s2tic. Cheese Native. 10c. Poultry 1 10c; dressed, 13014c. Hay Puget Sound timothy, $13.00; choice Fastern Washington timothy, $17.00 18.00 Corn Whole, $23.00; cracked, $23; feed meal, $23. Barley Rolled or ground, tier ton, $21; whole, $22. Flour Patent, per barrel, $3.25; blended straights, $3.00; California, Itt 2R: buckwheat Hour. $11.00: gra ham, per barrel, $3.80; whole wheat flour, $3.00; rye flour, $3.80(t4.00. Millstuffs Bran, per ton, $15.00; short, per ton, $17,00, Feed Chopped feed, $10.50 per ton; middlings, per ton, $20; oil cako meal, per ton, $30.00. Portland Murkat. Wheat Walla Walla, 61 (352c; Valley, 62c; Bluestem, 64c per bushel. Flour Best grades, $3.00; graham, $2.50; superliue, $3.15 per barrel. Oats Choice white, 34(J35c; choice gray, 84c per bushel. Barley Feed barley, $15 13.00; brewing, $18.00 18.50 per ton. Millstuffs Bran, $17 per ton; mid dlings, $22; shorts, $18; chop, $10 per ton. Hay Timothy, $9.50 11; clover, $78; Oregon wild hay, $07 per ton. Butter Fancy creamery, 60 66c; seconds, 42 45c; dairy, 37 .Si 40c; store, 26 36c. Fvggs 20c per dozen. Cheese Oregon full cream, 18c; Young America, 14c; new cheese 10c per pound. Poultry Chicken, mixed, $2.50 8.60 per dozen; hens, $4.00; springs, $2.503.60; geese, $7.00U.0O for Old $4. 60 0.50 for young; ducks, $4.60 per dozen; turkeys, live, 12n13c per pound. Potatoes 56 75c per sack; sweets, 22lc per pound. Vegetables Beet, $1; turnips, 90c; per sack; garlic, 7c per pound; cauli flower, 76o per dozen; parsuips, $1; beaus, 60o per pound; celery, 70 75o per dozen; cucumbers, 60c per box; im-iis, 3(0 4c jar pound; tomatoes, 75c per box; greeu corn, 12'a 16c per dozen. Hops 8 11c; 1898 crop, 5 60 Wool Valley, 12 18c per pound; Kasteru Oregon, 8 14c; mohair, 27 30c per pound. Mutton tiross, het sheep, wethers and ewes, 3'uc; dressed mutton, 0'n 7c per pound; lambs, 7,'uC per pound. Hog OrOM, choice heavy, $6.00; light and feeders, $4.50; dressed, $6.50(2 0.00 per 100 pounds. Keeftiross, top steers, $3.504.00: cows, $3(3 3.50; dressed beef, O.Si 7 Vc per pound. Veal Urge, 017,SiO; small, 8 s'..,c per pound. Nan rrMeteea Narkta, Wool Spring Nevada, 12015c per pound; Kasteru Oregon, 12010c; Val ley. 2010 -"-'; Northern, 10012c. Hope 1898 crop, 110120 per pound. Onions Yellow, 75 85c per sack. Butter Fancy creamery 20c; do seconds, 24 (i 26c; fancy dairy, tl ,o.::i,-; ,o seconds, 19c per pound. Egg Store, 2831c; fancy ranch, 39c. Millstuffs Middlings, $16.00 19.00; hran, $13014.00. Ilav Wheat $rt.60; wheat and lat I7.600j8.00i t't barley $5.00 ;.00; alfalfa, $5.00 7.60 per ton; i-traw, 88 1 45c per bale. Potato liarly Rose, $1.00; Ore ,on Burbanks, 66c 01.10; river Bur ",anks, 450 76c; Saliua Burbauks, $1.0001.25 per sack. Citrus Fruit oranges, Valencia, $3.7608.25; Mexican limes, $4.00 , ,1, California lemon 76c$1.60; do choice $1.76(02.00 per Isjx. Tropical Fruits Banana, $1.60 180 per bunch; pineapples, nom iiial; Persian dates, 66c per poond. OCEAN GRAVEYARD. MOST OANGtROUS PART OF THki ATLANTIC. t Mr M.. in Ilia Meulh of th Gulf ol'hl. Liarciut Croa Currents, Kou, Iirbctita, Kcrfa aud Other Huurra to i'.. . Marlucra. If one prong of a pair of eompnsses be placed alHiut the center of the Qnil of Kt Lawrence, and the other de- crllM a ttm (circle from laibrador te tin- loatberumoet point of Nova Scotia, ti... urea circumscribed might well be Celled the graveyard of tho Atlmtlc. tii '. only is this part of the ocean sub ject to all the gales of the routing for-ti.-s. bttl every kind of water snare that entraps luckless sailors Is found In tlda ectlon of the North Atlantic. The dirty brow nish fogt that lie across the horizon above Belle Isle are, of course, the uu.t treacherous etiemy for the ocean liner. They conceal the other dangers, nml tho other dangers are neither few imr far apart What with Iceberg! niiigltig In size from a few hundred feet In circumference to inon Itera nine miles In length Ithe exact dl mcnilon of oue measured by the New foundland superintendent of llshcrlcs), with naked reck walls rising vertically 7' si feet out of the sea, with crumbled ledges whose saw tooth edge stands up In pinnacles or slopes down to a w Mte capped reef, aud with the submerged shoals of the Sable and Magdalene Isl and districts, the pilot has aa dlftlcutt a piece of water to nr.vlgate a could tie found. The perils nf Nova Scotlan wntem can be and have been lessened. Light houses now mark the most dangerous IHiluts, and long ago a stop was put to the nefarious work of the wreckers who plied successful depredations with Sable Island as a baall. Time was, within the memory of navigators still living, when false light above the sands of Sable Island lured passing ships to their ruin, and when the gov ernment cruiser would come to the ships' old not a thing would be found but the stripped hull. Though passen gers might have waded ashore In some places, the dead used to lx found strip p. -: of all clothing aud Jewels, with the ring linger cut off, and frequently the gash of a wrecker's weapon acrocs the forehead, signs plainly telling of a con flict between the passengers struggling ashore through beating surf and the murderous men who awaited them. But all this I a thing of the past on Sable Islaud. Not only were wreck era driven off, but live etock was placed on the long stretch of grnss grown sund, so that castaways could have some means of subsistence until help camci Hello Isle strait Is by far the most treacherous part of the North Atlantic route. The coast of Iaibrador projects Into the ocean like a barrier against the flinging tides; nufl when the baffled current finds resistance suddenly re moved, when tho narrow straits open between Newfoundland and Labrador, the water! toss In With the sidling mo tion that creates the beam sea so hate ful to all landsmen. The strength of this Inhuming current simply cannot bo calculated or counteracted by any mariner. In width the straits vary from nine to forty miles; and when the brownish fog never absent from the uorthorn horizon sprends southward, obscuring every landmark, It Is Im possible for any captain to keep up speed and retain his bearings. He may refer to his chart as often as he pleases aud tell himself, "Thus and thus have we come, and here Is tho place we are." Tide and fog may have betrayed him In spite of his calculations, and he may be at least a hundred miles out of his course. Baaldea the danger from fog nnd tide nt the entrance to the Gulf of St. Law rence, there Is the peril of long, sharp ledges that furrow all parts of the uorthorn coast and are only visible by the fretted line of surface spray. No lighthouses mark these hidden reefs, and many a schooner comes to grief upon them during the night or In a fog. F'alse Cape runs out from Newfound laud In great. Jagged, towering rocks, torn by the driving tide, and White Isl and lies off the shore baro and lonely as a tombstone. Afar, from other rocky Islands, come the dull booming of the surf, which Indian legend of Labrador describes as the shrieking of demon! over their prey. Bootless hot used as wind-breaks by the seal ers In the spring add to the Indescrib able loneliness of the tenantless const; and If some fisherman' dory come bounding over the waves Its sudden disappearance behind some rocky eml nenca only accentuates the utter drear iness of the whole region. New York Evening Post A TITIAN IN MEXICO. fndlan of a Hulned Citr Hefuae "(, OOO for a Muatcriilere. Here la a story alsmt a picture which hangs In the ruined Church of Tzln nntaan. Mexico, and which the Mexi can Herald asserts Is a genuine Titian. wlileh. though the average traveler k no wn nothing atsiut, has boon visited by artist from all part of the globe, who have made the Journey to Mexico solely for the purpose of seeing tills .anvas. Aud they have all declared that the picture was well worth tin; trip. The famoun picture hangs In one of the old ruined churches. The padre himself will iH.Int out the way ami stay with you While you are there. The entrance to the auditorium of the church Is through a long, dark corridor, that leads up to a great door, barred and chained and padlocked-tbat si-em- 1 to carrv vou back to the old feudal days ana make one think that the doors of some old CM tie were being opened to him. Tin- door otiens Into an Inner room as dark as ulght, the padre unfasten! a grati-d window, and a flood of golden sunlight comes from over the wcotern 1,111m lievond the lake and falls full up on the picture. Such coloring, such composition, such feeling as could only come from the hand or a master. 'Ira- lltl.,n aava It was nalntcd by Titian and presented to Philip of flpala. Eminent men. authors and painters agree with this version. An effort ha been mad I., lni the nalntine. and $50,000 wa offered by lite BUbop of Mexico, but th faithful, devoted Indians refuse. The picture !s an entombment, six teen fe.-t long by seven feet high Sur round. ng 'lie dead Cbi'lst. wrapped In a winding sheet, stands the Virgin. Mag dalen, St John and nine other figure all life s'ze. The picture's stile of pri ervatloo is narveloua, Mr than ''.00 years have lapsed sluce the great ruae ter touched it, and jet one is deluded Into the belief that It was painted hut yesterday, so freatb, pure and rich 1 It color. Tzlnzttntzan is easily reached by the Mexican Nation'. Railroad. It Is at the end of Moral la Branch of this road, which branches off the main Uni at Acambaro. Five hour from Acain baro the Indian town of PltUCUarO, on the lake of the Itffle name, the end of the branch. Is reached. Tzlnzutitzan Is almost directly across the lake from Pulzcunro. It can be readied by a horseback ride of two hours and a half, around the like, or more easily by tak ing one of the Indian canoe and being padd'.ed ucros. Rome time ago Nut Goodwin had an opiKirtunlty to witness a If Hampton' Imitations of himself In bis favorite roles. Hampton, knowing (loodwtn was present, outdid himself, but at the close of the seance Qoodwla had never a word to say. At last an Intlmnte friend ventured to ask how he liked It "Well," replied Goodwin, "all 1 can say Is, one of us Is d n bad." Kate Field used to take dally lessons In Latin from Walter Savage I an. tor, when she was In Florence, and at her entrance Into the room his rugged ex pression Invariably softened and he lo came what his pupil called "chivalry Incarnate." One day he dropped his siavtaeles, and as she picked them up and hau. I. -I them to him, he exclaiiuiMl, "Oh. this Is not the first time that you have caught my eyes." Prince Henry of Orleans when he travels takes with him a physician, a scientist an editor, n historian, and a photographer, each of whom makes a dally contribution to the 1 k which Is to deecribe the Journey. In describ ing his method at a Paris snlnn. a frb nd Ironically asked: "And what Is the hard work which you do for your book?" "Tho hardest of all," said the Prince; "I have the overwhelming duty of making the various accounts agree." (ien. Jouhcrt when he was In New York City a few yenrs ago as the guest of Henry George, told with modesty (says the Sun) of his negotiations wlt the British at llajoba Hill, and tils oyet sparkled as he red tad his reply to tlu British common. lcr-ln-ohlef. "It doc!, not comiiort with these," said the Brit ish general, pointing to the decorations on his breast "to accede to your tent, a." To which said Jouhcrt, ixilntlng to his riflemen: "And It does not comport With those to offer any others." A colored mnn was before the United States court, In Philadelphia, recently, charged with some lufractlou of the law. He had no counsel, nml the Judge asslgueil Hampton L. Carson to defend him. The government by the testimony of several witnesses established a strong case against the defendant. Tho learned counsel for the prisoner said: "Now, Sambo! please take the wltuess staud and give your version of this af fair." The "man and brother" looked wise and quizzical, mid turning round for a moment said: "Boss! In these yeah circumstances, I guess It would be bettnh for me to remain neutral." "Bob" Palmer, tho comedlau, had licen originally a bill-sticker, a fact pretty geuernlly knowu among hie col leagues of tho stage. One evening, when dressed for the character of Sir Brilliant Fashion, he strutted Into the greenroom with buckles sparkling on his shoes and a flue diamond 011 his linger. A brother-actor Inquired If Ills gems wore real. "To be sure they are; I wear nothing but diamonds," was the reply; WhCftupOB Bannister remarked: "I congratulate you. Bob, for I remem ber when you WON nothing but paste." Palmer did uot take the Joke with be coming good humor, and an angry al tercation ensued, wlileh was only bro ken when Mrs. Jordan cried out: "Why don't you stick him against the wall, Bob? Htlck him against the wall!" A Detroit man, whose wife was go ing to sun Francisco on a visit accom panied her as far as Chicago and put her OB the overland train. Before leav ing her, he gave the porter half of a live dollar bill that he had torn In two, telling the man that tils wife had the other half and would give It to him nt the end of the Journey if she were prop erly looked lifter. When he got home he found he had neglected to give his wife the other half of the torn lull, and a few days later he received a letter, from bis wife reminding him of the fact and saying that she had torn a dollar bill tu two ami given half of It to the porter. Somewhere along the line there must be a wild-eyed darkey with the halves of two worthless bills In his pos session and a Ann conviction thnt he has leen worked by some sort of a new tllinflam game. Meanwhile, the De troit man Is very anxious to find out what sort of reasoning his wife used when sho gave that porter a half In stead of the whole of that one-dollar MIL New Vork Vulgarity. I had not beeu three hours on Atnerl can soli before I heard a charming young lady remark, "Oh, It was bully!" I gathered that this expression la Con sidered admissible In the conversation of grown-up people only In New Vork. I often heard It there and never any where else. A very distinguished of ficer who served as a volunteer In Culai was asked to state bis Impressions of war. "War," he said, "I a terrible thing. You can't exaggerate Its horrors. When you sit In your tent the night before a battle and think of home and your wife and children you fed pretty sick and down-hearted. But" he add ed, "iii-it day when you're In It oh, It Is bull: '' William Archer In Pall Mall Magazine. A Cal a. a rtra-Alarm. Had it not lieeii for the mewing of a -t cut for twoor more hours Will lie .(her morning the KiMhardt home would probably haio lseu burned to the glOUnd while metnbetl Ol the Inn llr were eeioop, My the Philadelphia Public la Iger. Several pieces of hot oal fell from the kit. hen stole ou th. tbs.r and Ignited the aarpti The SamOl spread slowly, but harassed the cat Ui the extent that it made itn.il iiciu.i Member ol the family ware awakened, ami coming downstairs the found UN kitchen in smoke. Had tin Bra spread to the pantry, where s dynamite was stored, the house must have been blown up. rw CeMc LlMti Franc i dependent npon Ingland for SWI of (In TraiiMaal war, hoceUIC the .'ahli-i are under their control, and sin- ll rea.lv to -p. n. I a rail sum of money to free boiWlf TMl la llkr manv people bo tiav aytpopsla, Ipend a fortune Mektllg leltvoianea liny should try Hoetettei - stomach iltttrrs. It urv.-r falls to cure .Itspepsia, OOnilinetiotl and bulOMUOMi The inhabitants of Win ton, England, believe that with the dose ol the cen tury the world will come to an end, lIKAFNBHrt OAiniOV UK tl'KID By local a..llratl..na, aa IbOf ratine) reach Urn di.ra.r.1 ..ril-'ii ul th- rnr I ln-rt 1- uly one way lonir.. 11. auu'--. an.i mat 1. i.v r.-ii.iuu- Uoaal rmdii. Pvaim-u isMuwdbyaata- flan ! . i-n.lill.-n i t Hie mucin lining "I th I guataeblaa Tilts-. W lien tloa inl i-u In-flam.-. I 0.11 tiav a ruiublinn uiuii l M Impel !.-. 1 h ami, an. I al.rn 11 la entirely I 0M ilralni-.a la I In- taauli, aid iinleS" lb Inflamma tion ran bo taken out ami tl.l tutu, rr-t'.itf.t to It. normal condlllen, liaru. a III !.!.. . r t lorrirr, nine MM ""t "I tea arviauar.l D catarrh, m tilt h la Mtatni t ut an uittaiiirj coii'lt! i"ll el the itiuocueaiirfn. I Walllive On Hun.lri.l hollars !r anjr ra I h. nieaaii-aiiai'il by ratarrlu that can not be eura bj Bella Catarrh Car. Hemi fur eirrulara, tree. r. J. CHUNKY a CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by bruit.-!. 7to Hall's Family lilla are tbe beat It is not generally known that Rud yard Kiplitiug's lull name is Joseph j Uudyard Kipling. TU l l'HK A Ol.ll IN (INK HAY Take Iaixative Bnuno ljuiiiiue Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. K. W. Grove's signature ia on each box. 26c. A novelty is the cold storage of hops. I In- is done in several places iu ling land. Only St- Modlrlnr for t'bllilreti. Tlu Model little liulitra nt hlldrea are j ruined by violent purgea. 1 ill- -u ll.iuldi. C se tter! an pleasant, iiaiielM. egeeuve, limit-1 lata, IIX-, I'm, ilk'. Some naturalists believe that hares never drink, but get enough liquid for their ueeds iu the dew ou the grass they eat. VITALITY 0W,jMIIUI4M lbMIH MMalbf hr. Kiin.'a InvisvraMan Twit FUKKII Trial Mollis .-ulitehlhis 2 Wn-ka' lralnnl Or. Kilns' Institute. Ml Alek Ht . I'lilla.lsl.lila Knuu.le.1 Ml. Half a century ago nails were slowly wrought oue at a time with hammer and anvil. Mothers will find Mrs. Wiusluw's Booths In Hrrup the best reined v to use for th'tr ohlldrt'ii during tho teething ptriod. Henry James, the uovelist, does most of his writing at night. Two bottles of I'iso's cure for consump tion cured 1 fa bad lung trouble. Mr-. J. Nichols. Princeton. I nil., Mar. Ltl, Iggg, Tho quickest wink ou record is about one-sixth of a second. Improved Train I i . i The 0. K. dc N. and Oregon Short Line have added a butTet, imuking ami library car to their Porlland-Ciiiosgo through ttaln, and a dining car service has been iusiiguarstnd. The train is equipped with the latest ohslr cars, day coaches and luxurious flrst-olass anil ordinary sleepeis, Diieot connec tion made at Ornnger with Union Pa cific, ami at Ugden with Bin (irande line, from all points in Otegon, Wash ington anil Idaho to ill FZailuin oltiea For information, rates, etc., call on any U. B. A N. agent, ot address W. H. Hurlburt, Ueneral Passenger Agent, Poitland. A M 10 lien.. Ilaliy. At New Brunswick, N. J,, a syndi cate of foster mothers may adopt Ger trude Davison, of Carman street, ami bring her up ou tho cooperative plau. The syndicate baby is 11 mouths old. Her mother, Mrs. John Davison, died recently, leaving five children, four of whom have beeu placed with relatives. Not knowing who would takotiertiudt the father advertised her for adoption. Several charitable women said that it was tho lirst time in the century that a child had been t) advertised in New Brunswick, aud they began to organise the syndicate. In Maine there am 17 sptHil factories, and tho white birch trees of that state annually supply the material (or !)UU, 000, (100 hp....!-, ou which aro subse quently wound about 00,000,000,000 yards of thread. ' 'A Thread Every Da? Makes a Skein in a Year." One small disrae gttm earned by th blood IrWonggj the syitem -unit comtrt j Healthy human Nvfy to 4 condition of in alidnm. Do not -wait unlit you are bed ridden. Keep your blood pure and life-gm-Ing all the time. Hood" $ SarsapanlU accomplishes this as nothing else can. 1 lining is the lav. .rite (Mistime of a Book Bapnls (In,) dog. It iwlmi out into the water aud catches the ll-b in its mouth. PORTLAND DIRECTORY. V BUM an, I lie .oka POKTI.ANU Wlllg DION WOKKII WtRg atui iron leucine, nitiee rsllt'ij etc. Ml Alder. tlaiiiinaiy ami s....li.s CAwaroa 00 1 rnuihrb, noiutaa, u. f Inner) aupplivs ie-lo Insist , Portland, Or. Jons POOL!, Pokti -si.. Oaaoog. run eiie you the best bargains In geiietal naclimrry. BUginM, bolWlt, tanks, pumps, plow. la-Its nnd Vlndmllll ilm near steel 1 X L Windmill, sold by bun, is unequalled. Barters ink 1 -i-iif Hi. .1 1 1 v tnade- Tliinio!. mi hist INDIAN RELICS WANTED. t'tuh n tat for -!... v f t , -,'.. nDM mlgaf.ttttfl W ril- a thl MBd itUt h . I 10 II. I. Ilitiiilltuti, TWO Itltrrt, Win. A Man in oil IO 1 m had hAftr It ii.. U iiinai- with A rheA(t Wayil Drilling Out ill tiHt cur at1vt( m l tiUjltt Ol nil r 11 ml - re it nml OrntclM Well Machines, nil 1II1I 97.000 w. rlli nf .Hilling with It IftAt yrAr. i If to art in"" 1 1 ri-f line I n let hi hi mil AtiVlrr wlitf ;Ih,;,;':imv -rPrsw.et BUY THE GENUINE SYRUP OF FIGS ... MANUPACTUHBD BT ... CALIFORNIA FIU SYRUP CO. irr horr. thk k.imk. or.gunnst;"voevr,opills ONE FOR A DOSE. tW Mirk llra.ls.ha and Pyaaapala, I-' ..I j ... 1 Purity th Wood. A I.I I'lKcstion andrresent lllllouanesa. po nut Oris orHli-krti. ToeoiiTlui's ra. w will mall ample Irse. ,.r lull l. tor ::..' Hit. Ilo-ASKU CO., Plitlaila., Vuua. H..I.I if bruiiiUU. PAMPCD ,s Curable UAIlULn Witriout the Use of Knife. A.l lress bit NIWURKi Mountain Home. Ida. HULK AUENCY Mforthlngton Stoam Pumps and Wntor Mete re. Pumpln I'lanta ot Any Capacity TATI'M a HOW EN III msa First siii 1 1 . I'orllaiul, Or. M ... 1. 1 11. n -All Klllda. aJAlara ehi..erS' My Id the end than r aeeda k. M 11. in oaly anal halt aa niurb, Jj Tested, true to name, rreali aud H reliable. Always ike best. Aek Lr.o Kerry'e take no ot tiers. n m uu in a. .. amVJr Vi.i,.i. MirhgaJ SURE CURE FOR PILES llT'inNliT'llaa IfeWtHt m(la(urani . a . iti hing illll 'I In r.rirj. an eroll aa HMnd. ll lrlltif or l'rtruil l'i lot hi rural iijr Or otanko Piia w mdy Htopa Hi lilAgt tiil uUMlnf AtMorlm tumora Hit a Jar al ilrngtMlata or Mill I - - , ft - r UA Abuut ) CAAA. I'll DOHANsiO, rhtlAilA., i's. Relief 1 I Hook 1 i'l-. ( 1 it u fViw 1 .!. 1. ..it 1.1 1 t'liUy. iin voluniA H f OnMUtly lllllAtrAltHl Willi lltllllf mua iigrmlima nf nlmng iomh h- irAiniiat iMMry in tiif ll-" a 1 MoilllUlliA Ui. . I 11. ti Mftl f - - t - 1. 111. 11 . . ll Ii not n Ailv. rur Any tin a. v to tntrmlnt our birr liluiirAlAil fkariitly wtkly w will a-ml a cupy of ihi- Atmvf flue bonk rAA to All ii'1lng oa f two r-nt tAiniM fur a 13 wcfkN' OIaI AulA-rliitln Utir pAIitr llblll)lwA AACb WAAk ilorlfA f gwfM in m- nil Mia lAtAAt 1. lining iihwi. And HluAtrAtluna of AfAiiAry. Triitb yrtr. rhitw nf 4 fur tuv, 7 for fl bill. Mr-', h IhlA i-i.i-tr ftiiil wldri'AA WAAlrru WAAkly, Ovfivrr, Colo. CORN WHEAT Will mVfttM firn; will make the iftsBH klinl of itn-Al: baM lUMrlOI latUblni jiiaIiih-a aoIvv the probttn of fAtli'iilfiit HogA and . In a wht'At cuuiitry; ihould M town In the iprliiK Ihi' iHine aa wheat ami will yield Irotn .'alio KMi hiialiaU pir a're; thu iUaw after It ll ll. ratal. lis. ui. ..lit- a.llt.leilirai Bllll It ! llllhll aa koimI an hay. I'rlea of Aeeil lOr prr pouml or M ptr h und n-l . AMdreMA M. J. Hill I I 1 1 a CO. i MoAeow, Idaho. Weak and Worn-Out People Can aacure liealth and itieag th an du It quickly tiy iialnic Moore's Revealed Remedy It runtalna nn dannenuia .truss It has a i.luaeanl taate. II a iHitlle at drunslsls. nit at a it r it -s poor. for Women itrYrkf. In ngJn.HMlafnf Bgggjgk WHA t" fr tin ti.ih,'.itAirilii Partlru lan an i TArHiuoiiiAla f uu. aatTaX'S French Female Pills. 1'rtU.TM by thonAnndanf aAlleflAd ladlnaAsl AAfa, ftJwBfprIIMriaiii1 wlllHiut an i-.nt Ni.lilliV all dt iu ( i si a In nnlal lxg. hrm b nagr on top la Ilhir, Wliiu ih( Tdil. IaAw io otbar. V rtuuti Drug Co., m & tbi 1'iwul It,, Maw Yurk City. YOUNG MEN! Kor (t .u.irrlwraa and t ft I'ntiat'aukAy Si . in. II la th "M V rnvdli tni wliirh will rur rrti And Airy oABA. No f'AHK known it hu -n fllHl u mre, n--niAltarr how av-Houa ur of Imw lone etaiHllngT HewitlU fi-it. i ItA uav will avatiintail T"" It al-aohlUlf aafo, provfiiU alilrtiir. And uaii bv tAki-n wttlmtit lnmr m. n. t and -l"t ntl-.n from btulnrm l'KIl 'E, 3 ' Tibt raaln by all rvilAhlA drugririeu. or anil pmprtid by i-apraga, i : .. r wrwbtMMl, uQ rt' lut "f lirlii'. hy . liraiar malli'd on tumL CURE YOURSELF 1 i lllgej rr untiAiural die. Ii a I ki a , 1 1. Tl at n m i .t 1 1. . n e, IrriiAtluOA or . of in ii . - u n miiibrAna. raitii.pp. an. I not aatrla- THEVK..lCHIMiCnOO. ,nl"r MlAiiUOUi. id 17 Dmralaca, ur aaiiI lii pIaIii wrapper, br ipn-aa, i (ii i, fur fl.OO, or S h.ittlra, t2.7A. Irrular a nt uu nsjui-at. r In daa, V IPV Oaaraaued ttVM Ant etflelar , f i n .. . i.i IB? aai.iKCmiiti,o N. I". N. It. No. a IHOO. It'll I "S wrltlur In ailsertlsara please II niantliui Oils c m" . AN APPEAL TO HUMANITY GENERALLY We need your aaalatancr In announcing to th world the (1HI3ATU5T REMIiDV that MSMS has aver produced, and you need out aaaiatauce to accure relict lor youraell and Irlenda IhrouKh SWANSON'5 "5 DROP." Aps mm mm mm mm Oil D D ET HA IT As ail rely aa the American Narj li C. IVI mm lal I O U I 1 mm fit mm que red and will conquer all that opt awe It, so will "5 DROPS" unlalllnKly conquer all dlaeaaee like Uheumatiim, Sciatica. Neuralgia, Lumbago, Catarrh ol all klnda, ASTHMA, Uyapepala, Backache, 5leepleaanea.i. Nervousness. neert weaaneaa, looinacnc, t.arcne, wrccpinn raumDnrs.a, "... ....... Liver and Kidney Troubles, etc., etc., or any diaeaae (ur which we rec ommend it. " DROPS" Is the name and the doa. " I DBOFB" la per. fectly harmleaa. Itdiasa out on.aiti salicylate ol Soda nor opiates u auy lorm. The Child can use it aa well aa the AdulL Read carefully what Mr. I,. R. Smith, of 1:1 Dorado Springs, Mo., write ua under dale of Not. 27, 17), also Martan Dowera, ol Caraghar, Ohio, RHEUMATISM under date of Dec. 16th, in'). Noinnlii 1 Ttuna mask I mean aelvsrtlseruenlnf r-.ur Jdnnulknowhuwl'isitireis how wrirutf rftil t think TpVT m IIK.II n MMlS. 1 was sulfur . 1 liiiense-r with S BV III I.OIA and tliuuln fur a moritli I list I wuuld tiavu u. die tine dsr a ledr isllo.l usee ma and bo'ilsht is naurs. resei.t'ii 10 irr 1 1 ami sfiu i.t a i.iuuiu ..m.w 1 Is- ..ciuiuieud- Wlieu a frriH'.T uihertlees that lib .gg can't U.- U-at, avuld kliu. been Uklna It f. r threu waeks slid Hare nul bad an attack or suBer lie since I t.s.k Ihe Br-l dosec nV. It hs. .s.ed mrllfe Thl. .teleuieiil 11 J-- ' - ' J i"e. 1 ettall alau lake ulo.is.iro 11 recora liu,,..ur UKUa" for ibe cure or NKlK.kl.Ula. L. K SMI HI. ,.. I.ll.uu ouilll,li HSW. "" ' Tour " naoPS" cam to band oothelttbnf last month and was lied 10 receive It for Iwaaaa. fertile at tlis Iim. with UtoU ajejE The Br.l dys hsllaed mauul pi mr Pln M short MM. Hlese the r.'iue oi Oil r..r tl It will do all rou sar It will, and ruora us. 1 had laser., ualns WmWMf. wtwniilfhtcarueleoolSnolsleep. The worst pain wa In nir efl, leg. 1 jsiuld M -XWg-i PfUtaSl a.... LXt a..,i..- - ,...1 ...in ll.,, uaeil f.mr different kind. 11 f medicine f'.r Stilt-1- wITII and l no relief antfllaol lour "a DBOPa," which .ssa Blmsledlaiarllf aealanr stalea gra). wpirh fjATw naitnraaiataraiiar ab anutt MAUTAN IkAnKKH. Uoi Hi, Caraflhar. Ublu. Iwo. K ItML w " ft DHOIU" al lataat a trial, wa will aand a aainpl bolt la, pre A eani pic bctilA will rwnwlAM you. Alao, largja b4tlra i JJO dua-M safl VM lJ afa W 43 ...1,1 I, - mat f..r m.m l".ol..r ,e Sold h aad M.nu suaiTe wnnu Hwa't ' .WHIe mw awavaeua uiinsiin ciaa cw.. imm uiuk i.,mitAuo,iu,