The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, March 14, 1896, Image 9

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    TRWIT Raton
" CHINESE SNAKE STONE.
Carious Oriental Product Which It Mil to
Vur rawiDuu Miiee,
Ben It. Snrndlny, a attache of the St
ruis sanitarium, at 1035 South Uroud
iroiiun, bus iu IiIh posscHsiou one of the
must cnrloua aim wnni lie assorts to be
oue of tho most UNofal and valuable of
articles, it is wiiut m Known aa a uin
oese suulfo stono, and there is auid to be
bnt oua thur iu tho country. Indood
the oue in Mr. Sprudley's possession ia
bat bitlf a one, the original having boon
tut iu two by Mr. Sprudley and half of
it given to a friend. In appeurunco the
itoue looks like a small piece of oblong
ihapvd cauui'l coal and is about oue
lighth of uu inch iu thickness, throo
eigliths of an inch wide and half an
Inch long. It is as light iu weight aa a
piece of cork, possossia a polishod sur
face and can be easily cut with a kuife.
It is uot a stone, iu the proper House of
the word, but is a manufactured article
mil in of a porous texture.
To cure snnko bites or poisonous
wounds of a similar unture with the
"stone" the wound must first bo scari
fied. Thou the stone is applied to the
wound. Each morning and evening it
is taken off and put into a glass of luke
warm water to remain a few moments
uutil it discharges the poison it has ab
sorbed Thou, ufter the wound has been
washed iu a strong solution of salt wa
ter and again scarified, the stone, which
iu the meantime bns been rubbed in
warm ashes until dry, ia aguiu applied.
If this treatment ia kept up for nine
days aud the patient abstains during
that time from spirituous liquors a cu'O
Is assured.
"I secured the stone, "said Mr. Sprad
ley, "from my fathor more than 80 years
ago. Ho got it from James J. Parker,
the man who made it From 1874 to
1877 1 was with the party which was put
ting through the Texas Pacific railroad,
aud during that time cured several of
the party who wore bitten by rattlers
and other poisonous snakes. I have fre
quently loaned the stouo to frionds, and
I cut the original iu two, giving half of
it to a particular frieud of mine. I have
uot used the stone for some time, but
em ready to give a tost of its merits at
any time.
"It is, you see, not properly a stone,
but is a manufactured substance of a por
ous nature. The theory possessed by
many that so called 'mudstoues' are
fouud in the stomachs of animals is all
nousonse. They are ull manufactured in
a manner similar to this, and it is sim
ply thoir 'drawing' powers aud their
porousness and consequent capacity for
absorption Unit renders thorn valuable. "
St Louis Republic.
r CARVED IN THE BARK.
A Clump of Tree I' poo Which Appeared
tha Nunc of Hur Soldier.
"I don't quite understand, and I nev
er could," said an observer, "what
prompts people to write their names in
pnblio places. Trees have always been
favorite objects upon which to carve
names, and the smooth bark of the
beech offers a field most inviting to the
knife of the carver. I saw once a bunch
f beech trees upon which thousands of
Dames had been cut This was in Vir
ginia, close by the left bank of the
James river. A ravine made baok from
tho river, and at the head of this ravine
(here was a spring. Around the spring
was this clump of beech trees.
"The names carved on these trees
were those of soldiers who hud been en
tamped thereabout in the time of tho
civil war and who had come to this
spring for water. It was in 1879 that I
euw them, so that they must have been
there then at least 14 year They had
probably been there longer. About a
third of the uninea were still legible.
Many of them were the names of men
of Pennsylvania regiments. Those that
bud becohie illegible were mainly those
that had been carved on smaller treoa.
"There was one big tree that had up
on it, I should think. 600 names. They
encircled it for 20 feet up from the
gronud. It seemed as if sotue of those
among the highest must have been cut
by men who BWung down from tho first
branch, and one could imagine that
men stood on one another's shoulders to
reach above the names already carved
by men standing on the ground, or that
perhaps there was led up beside the
tree a horse upon whose back the carver
stood.
"These names may have been carved,
every one of them, simply aa a pastime,
and yet it seemed somehow as though
this was a case in which the carving
might have been done in something
more than a merely idle spirit" New
York Sun.
'mere la a false modesty, which la
vanity ; a false glory, which is levity; a
false grandeur, which ia meanness; a
false virtne, which is hypocrisy, and a
false wisdom, which ia prudery. Bru
yere. In every apartment the screen ia ab
solutely necessary. It shuts off the ngly
heat, hides a bedroom door and conceals
dressers, which in any apartment are ao
hideous.
DCCntlC I could get reliel
nble blood dis
ease I had spent hundreds of dollars
trying various remedies and physi
cians, none of which did me any
good. My finger nails came off and
my hair came out, leaving me
perfectly bald. I then went to
HOT SPRINGS
Hoping to be cored by this celebrated
treatment, but very soon became disgusted
and decided to try S.S.S. The effect was
truly wonderful. I commenced to recover
once, and after I had taken twelve bot
tles I was entirely aired cured by S.S.S,
wiicu iae woria
renowned Hot
Springs had failed.
War. HIrwiui. I
. Shrevetliti
n dmi d w tmm ai as
fR rR fn
Powder
itpdoiuieiy pure
8TAGE HORSES BRING LUCK.
Actors Like to Play in a Conspaoy that
Utilizes the Animal.
There Is an old theatrical supersti
tion that horses are very lucky to buvo
In a pluy, and theatrical superstitious,
like all others, die hard. There are one
or two leading London managers who,
If they were to reveal their Inmost
thoughts, believe Iu this superstition.
nd to tills very day. "Cut the cackle
aud como to the "osses," was the favor
ite maxim of the celebrated Ducrow,
and he had good cause to believe In
' 'osses," for they made him one of the
most prominent men of his time.
Sir Augustus Harris Is a firm believer
In the horse theory, for there has not
Im'ou a recent successful Drury Lane
drama In which a horse has not ap
peared, while a great ninny of Uiem
have owed their success In a great
Measure to the Introduction of the
equine. In the present drama running
(it Drury Lane Is represented for the
tlrst time In the history of the stage a
polo match with trained poulr-s, that
have often played In matches on the
actual grouud at llurlliigham. In the
mimic representation of which, ou the
stage, they appear every night
blr Augustus Harris tells a good
story of one of these ponies, a beautiful
little gray, formerly the property of
Blr George Scott During one of the re
hearsals the ponies were brought down
near the footlights that they might get
accustomed to the glare and so not get
frightened during the performance at
night It so happened that one of the
dummy horses that are used In the bat
tle scene the Last Stand was lying on
the stage. The little gray pony caught
sight of it and struggled until be got
over to where it lay. He sniffed and
sniffed at It for some minutes aud
seemed to be very much puzzled; final
ly, to the great amusement of every
body on the stage, he made a vicious
bite at the dummy's ear, which, not
being very firmly attached, came off.
The pony stood still for a mluute with
a strange, frightened look In his eyes,
and then took to his heels up the stage.
For weeks afterward It was Impossible
to get the pony to come down nuy where
near the footlights.
The largest theatrical stables In the
world are those kept by a horseman
near Drury Lane Theuter. Here one
often sees more than 100 horses that are
being used for various theatrical pur
poses. From these stables horses are
sent all over Englaud with touring
companies. Often there will be as
many as 200 horses traveling In various
parts of the country from this estab
lishment alone. Boston Traveler.
CLEMENS' WIFE AND DAUGHTER.
They Accompany tha Hnmorlat and
Author on Ilia Lecturing; Trip.
Samuel Clemens, Mark Twain, tho
humorist author and lecturer, Is happi
ly married. He has a handsome home
at Hartford, Conn., w hich Is a center
of the social and literary set of the
MARK TWAIN'S WIFE AND DAUGHTER.
ancient capital of the Nutmeg State.
Just now Mr. Clemens Is on a lecturing
tour In Australia and South Africa
and ia accompanied by his wife and
charming second daughter. Mrs. Clem
ens Is a handsome and accomplished
woman and a famous traveler, one
Is a native of Elnilra, N. Y., and when
Mr. Clemens married her possessed a
'arge fortune.
A $5,000 Bag of Gold.
Th. .w and ahnne of United States
mint pouches In which gold Is shipped
from the United States treasury to tho
PnmnMn steamers, and vice Ten.
These bags are about thirteen Inches In
height when filled.
Mincemeat Isn't made right unless
you have a headache within two hours
after eating the pie.
I is!
GODFREY'S COVE.
fXcar Turk Harbor, Main.)
The dians that link and swell across tbt
Intnl.
Soft 8i-d uffut.'d with yellow Dilnttnww
rw ponton- cruwina itrwm r to the strand,
Tho willow, ,ih ihiir whlire.l radtna,
The ru. kjf m-ulpluru of tho wuviv and skim,
The elt ir ikioI Kai.fj prlamicd lawfully.
Art pnnihvt all of wlmt bvhlml Ihrru lira
Tho InUnlU'iy chMigiful, rluuigvkM at.
D oul, thy multitudinous hnppvntnire
Tho trivial tv.-nU of night and dys,
r!io Kfi.-f, that darken and the bopee that
lllun,
The pl. iixuiit ptiwm and tho stormy ways,
Ant lilliui anil Ki.rml.lu ,.f ...... ..-t ti
tufluwuitf from the tide of the dlrinol
-juiin uuii i nullum In Atlantic.
WEDDED TO GOLF.
John McLeuuan had lain fur many
months on a bed of sickness. All sum
mer he had been deprived of his walks
into the green Holds and up the bunks of
the Tuy, but as the summer died and
autumn reigned supreme he was sensi
ble of a change for the bettor.
Now, let it be known that John was
a crack golfer, aud us he lay racked with
pain his mind often wandered op the
Inch, aud he would count his imaginary
strokes as ho weudod his way from hole
to hole.
Early in August be bad recovered so
far as to be able to tuke a turn round
the doors, but he soon got tired aud
was glad to return to bis armchair by
the fireside.
It was, therefore, a surprise In more
ways than oue to bis gudo wifo when,
oue Sunduy morning toward the end of
August, be rose between 6 and 6 o'clock
and said he was going a round of the
golf course.
"John McLennan," said his aston
ished wife, "are ye mad? D'yo keu this
is the Lord's day? An yon an elder o'
the kirk I"
"Nance," said John quietly, as ho
got his sticks ready, "I'm weel aware
o' what day this is, an I ken I'm an
elder o' the kirk, but, wummau, I'm
deein for a game, an we may never bae
anither morn in like this. Besides, surely
it 11 no' bo oooutit a sin to play a bit
hole or twa sae early in the niornin,
when very few, if ouy, folk 11 be a boot I"
Mrs. McLennan said no more, and
John awoke Bobbie, bis eldest son,
whose usual job was to carry the clubs.
He was bis father's only "caddie. "
"Come awa, laddie. Oh, ye noedua
look that way. Yer faither's neither
daft nor bad. Sae come awa. "
And out they went. They reached the
teeing grouud as 0 o'clock chimod on St
John 'a
"Noo, Bobbie, mak a fine tee; no'
owre high, ye ken. Thut's fine. Keep
yer e'en on the ba iu case I dinua
see'd. Nue flags the day, ye ken Sub
bath. Wueest!"
Whack.
"There ye are. No' a bad drive for
ma an newly aff a sickbed."
"Fuithor," said Bobbie as bo looked
timidly arouud, "wbut'll ye dao if ye
meet ouybody?"
"Juist draw my bonnet doon like
that Wid ye ken yer aiu fuithor noo if
ye met him?"
And Bobbie acknowledged that he
wouldn't
"Very weeL Dinua speak ony mair
aboot meet in folk. But bore we are.
die's my deck."
Crack I
"Yo'reon tho green, faither, In twa,"
said Bobbie proudly. "Ye'U due that
hole iu three."
"I'll try, laddie; I'll try," said John,
"but I doot I'm owre shuky. Uooover,
gie's my putter. Steady I In I Murk that
doon. Hiv ye a pencil on puper? That's
richt First holo in throe." And John
McLennan moppod his forehead with his
handkerchief, for beads of sweat found
a habitation on his bald pate.
"Anither tee, Bobbia That's fine.
Noo the hole's aye up aside the big tree,
I suppose?"
"Aye," says Bobble as he strains his
eyes in the direction indicated.
"WeeL lookoot an see whuur I licht "
Whack I
"Nae sae gnde's my first aue, but
they cauua a' be gudo, eh, luddie?"
But Bobbie did uot auswer as ho
banded his father his cleek on coming
op to the balL
Crock!
But it was a bud shot, aud John play
ed again.
'It's ou the green, faither," said
Bobbie.
"Aye, luddie," replied his father,
"but in throe. I'll need four for this
hole."
"It's no' here, faither," Bobbie said
as he looked all ovor the green.
"Aye, it's here," replied the old man
as be Jirtoa it out oi me nine, xnui
a fluke, but, a' the same time, I'm iu in
three. Murk that doon, second bole in
three."
"Anither tee. The bole's richt across
at the road. Noo, I must gie this ane an
awfu' crack."
Whack I
" By. faither, ye're near the green.
D'ye think ye'll due this aue in twa?"
Bobbie ventured.
"Na, na, laddie, I'll need mair than
that Hooever, we'll see. "
And so the two trudged on.
"Faither, here's a ba,' an it's no
your one.
"Put it in yer pouch an say nacthing.
But here we are. See a grip o my iron ;
I mauu lift this aue richt on to the
green," and he did. "My putter, noo.
Bub, owre hard I Aye, that's four, ye see,
an it wis my best drive tool Put that
doon, third hole in four. Noo, it's oven
owre to tho Tuy an across the burn.
There's some ane comiu alang tne waut
nn ane o' thae bicycles. Lat's get awa
quick." Whack 1 "Come ou, noo, for I
tniUK alter i puy uy iu tup
penlusula I'll seud ye homo wt' the
sticks, an take a canny walk doon.
Stand up on the roud an fee If I gang
into the burn. Watch yer heid." Crack I
"Ye're owre, fuither, an at tbe toole,
cried Bobbie. "Ye're sute to dao wis
aue in three. Come across by the Drig.
Ye're lyin flna "
"There ye are, Ihen, laddie, there.
Put that doon; fourth holo in three.
Noo, back owre tho burn to yon bole at
the tap o' the Iuch." Wbackl "D'ye
see, Bobbie?"
"Aye, faither, ye're op near the road,
and Bobbio ran to see exactly where tho
ball lay.
"This is a tricky holo; ye see there's
a brae to coont wi. Stand there on tho
road an see whaur I gong ; that's tws. "
"No hard enough, faither," said
Bobbio as his father came up, "but
I've seen ye put in wanr ane than
that"
"Weel, we'll try; another Jnpb, wld
baedin't That's four again. Fifth bole
in four. Doon wi'dl Noo, here's the
burn again, an see that I diuna gang
iuto the burn or the Tuy. But there's
thut bicycle chap aguiu."
"Fuither, faiiher. it'a Mewter Molr,
cor helper, oor kirk helper," Bobbio
said excitedly.
"Wheest, ye doe , ye dear laddie;
he'll hour ye. " And, whuck I away went
the bull again.
"Into the bunker, fuither. What a
peetyl" cuid Bobby, but his father was
silent Ho wus wondering if Mr. Moir
had seen him. His iron took him out of
the bunker and landed him on the green
in two, aud he got the holo iu three.
"Is thut three, fuither?" atkod Bob
bie, 'Aye," said his fathor.
"Are ye turuin no' weel again, fui
ther?" Bobbie uxked, surprised at the
cbunge iu his manner.
"No, no; I'm wool enough, ouly an
gry at no' duuiug that holo iu twa.
Never wind. Richt up to the tap noo. "
Whuck I
"A gude shot, but it's in the whins.
Look, Bobbie, lyin ou the tup like a
bird's mwt There yo are, juist at tho
hole; wid ye I That's richt iu in three.
Put thut rtouu seventh hole iu three.
Wool, I feel tired, ao wo'U hao a bit
rest Coont up hoo mony I've tu'en for
the seveu holes 3, 6, 10, 13, 17, 20,
S3. Twenty-three I Lost) I I never did
that ufora Noo gang ye awa home an
see an hurry. Diuna stop to speak to
ouybody ou the road, an I'll ooiue canny
doon. Twenty-three I It's awfu' gudo."
Four Suuduya later John McLennun
stood at tho church plate. No one hud
ever referred to the game he had a
mouth previous, aud ho was glad of it
Mr. Moir preached that day, aud bis
text was, "KemcmtxT tho Sabbath day
to keep it holy."
As tho preached progressed Johu grew
more aud more convinced thut the ser
mon hud been speciully prepared for
him, aud at tho close of the service he
entered tho vestry and asked the hulf
unrobed miuistor, "Did ye see me yon
nioruiu'r"
"I did," replied the minister.
"Weel, au I suw yon across yon iron
cuddy, suo nane o's hud better mention
sic maitters aguiu."
"Wowou't," replid tho minister as
he douued his coat aud made, for the
door. Aud they didn't People's
Friend.
Iluilry. Awkward Qtwstloa.
Au old Journalist tells a reporting
Incident of his young days. "I was
sout," ho says, "to a meeting held iu
the Leaner Queen Street ball, Edin
burgh, to report a meeting in connec
tion with some kind of young men's
impiovemeut society, at which the lute
Lord Moiicrieff was expected to speak.
I cauuot exactly fix the dute, but as I
was then engnged on the now defunct
Caledouiuu Morcury, it must have boon
over 80 years uga At that time the
'Darwinian theory' aud tho 'Vestiges of
Croat ion' wore creating much excite
ment in Edinburgh, as elsewhere, but,
except to a select few, it was not known
that the lute Dr. Robert Chambers wus
the author of the latter work. Lord
(thou Mr.) Moncrieff 'took occasion' to
refer to the controversy, aud created
roars of laughter by his ridiouleof Dar
winism. "When ho concluded, a gentleman
sitting at the back of the hull, among
the 'common tuck' of the audience, rose
aud respectfully asked permission to put
a question to the 'Darwinian critic.'
There wero cries of 'Namel' 'Come for
ward I' etc., but he modestly declined,
remarking, iu effect, thut he only
wished to ask the speukor if he had read
Durwin's 'Origin of Species.' Mr. Mon
crieff at once promptly repliod that he
had not, but thut he bad studied re
views of it, etc 'I thought so,' quietly
observed tho stranger, who moved to
ward the door, amid jeers and cries of
'Namel' Ho turned upon the plutform
and its occupants and the howling young
'gentlemen' with a withering glare, and
said, 'My name is of no consequence
here, but aa you demand it, it is Tom
(he did not say Thomas) Huxloy. "
Lned'a Mercury.
Millions of PetrlAcd Flah.
For a score of years the geologists
have known of tho existence-of immense
bods of shule iu Wyouiliig w hich occa
sionally yielded fluo specimens of fossil
fishes, but it is ouly recently thut sim
ilur beds have been discovered in Color
ado. Those beds of petrified fish, con
taining millions upon millions of indi
vidual specimons, cover hundreds of
square miles in the northwestern part of
the Centennial State. They exteud a
distance of 100 miles iu the direction of
Green river aud "shelve out for 100
in i leu more toward the interior of the
state. Iu some places these beds al
most a solid mass of perfectly fossilized
fish are from 100 to 200 loot iu tnicx
uess. Oue of the greatest puzzles regard
ing tha find is the fact thut they lie
about 8,000 feet ubove sea level. St
Louis Republic.
Waa Sura About llli Mother.
Johnnie was about to repeat bis first
vnaxe at tha Snnduv school concert Of
course it must be short aud of simple
words, so bis mother selected this for
him, "I am the light of the world," re
peating it to him BiininixT ox times un
til he was sure of it The evening of the
couoort caiua The audieuce was in
readiness. Jobnuie came out, nmda his
most approved bow and procluimed in a
loud voice, "My mother Is the light of
'Jie world." uongreguiiouunsi.
Babraw Not a Dead Laacaaca.
Morepoople use Hebrew as a lan
guage of literature than spoke it when
Mcana led his neoDlo throuith the lied
sea. In reccut years a regular Hebrew
literature has sprang up among eastern
Jows. Oofthe, Schillor, Shakespeare
anrl other r huts i oa have been translated.
Original Hebrew literature is also note
worthy and translations are being made
into European languages. Thus the
Hebrew novels of Mapu, especially bis
"Tbarnar," have been issued in Euro
pean drees. Pa;er and magaxinoa in
Hebrew in great number are published,
largely in the interests of tho Zionite
movement Such Journals as the weekly
Hamogid of St Petersburg have an in
ternational reputation. In Russia the
Jews publish two Hebrew dailies, while
the weeklies and monthlies are counted
by the dozen. Literary Digest
By Spaclnl Command.
A Berlin tradesman exhibits In bis
window sbowcard with the inscrip
tion, "Speciflo for tho destruction of
Insects," and underneath, "Purveyor
to EL M. the empress. "LlberaL
GOT A BABY liOY NOW
HAPPINESS IN A SOUTHNERN
MAN'S HOME.
lload tha Bad Flag of Dang-ar at tha
Kallroad Croaalng-1 Warning
to America's Man.
"For twenty-six
years I have used
loliaoro in great
quantities, and of
late years took to
cigarette a m o k
Ing," writes Mr.
W. K. Simpson,
of La ("oinpte.La
"I want to ito on
record that totwo-
00 but robbed nie
of many yean of
life and a grant
dealol'bappinaa.
1 reallie it now a
1 compare tu J
feelimrs end mv
condition with that of a year ago, when 1
was tooaooo saturated ciKArelta nend
"Many and many s time did I try to quit
smoking myself into eternity, but "I could
not put through a day without suffering
f itieiue nervous torture, which would In
orrasa hour by hour till Dually, to save
myself as it seamed from almost flying to
pieces, 1 bad to light the little white pipe
slick and swallow tbasuioke.
"Uneday 1 read in uiy paper 'Don't To
bacco 8plt and timoke Your Life Away,'
Just what I was doing ; it came to ma like
the warning of the man who waves tha red
Hag of danger at the railroad crossing, and
said that No-To-ltao was an absolutely
gus'Stiteed relief from tobacoo slavery.
"1 did aot believe It, but like a drowning
man grasping at a straw, 1 commenced
taking No-To-llao.
' The effects ware magical; it destroyed
the nerve craving and desire for cigarettes.
Two boxes, would you believe it? made
me well and strong.
'I have gained mentally, physically In
vigor and manhood, and with the brain
free from the nicotine and a breath no
longer btfjuled with tobacco smoke. 1 sin
so happy to-day to write No-To-bacdid it
an a year ago. ao tha oure is time-tested
and tried, nut only in my owu case, but
sereiaiot uiy menus who nave also been
oured.
"We have a baby boy now.
"My wile and 1 feel that all this bnppl
n pes started from tha time when 1 lirst
used No-To-Bai, and in evidence of our ap
preciation, and iu order that the memory
of tba happiness may ba p-rpetuated in a
living form, we want to name our uany imy
after the man who wrote tha line 'Don't
Tobacco Hint and Hnioka Your Life Away.'
"No-To-liac is popular here and all our
druggists sell it Hardly s day passes but
don't want you to hesitate to use these
lines in any way that you think will make
known to sulltring humanity the happi
ness that there is in No-To-llao for the
many men with nioo:lnied brains and
weakened resolutions, if they only will
make up their minds to sate tne waste ol
vital cower to sar nothing oi the money
now going up into smoke and out in to-
uacco spit."
A f ter the ball Is over,
Alur .badsnoets through,
Coiuedreuinskers' bills aud doctor's pll 's,
Kuougb lor a year or two.
MAN WAS MADE TU MOUKN,
Perhaps, bnt rheumatism need not add to tha
ralauiiun ni which we are more or leu sub
ject, when there Is such au eltlrlenl means ol
wiuiUfrncilns the dire roinplalut as Hoaivlicr's
tttoiiiaoh Hitters. When the liver, bole or
tomacb are out of older, or (ho klduevs or
nerve ironDieaume, ine B liters is also au ei
rlcient rvmedv. It movents aud remedies all
malarial disorders.
A glddv young lrl of Colntne,
W Leu her fellow his atnrThad all bl. fue.
Towed her dear little brad,
And cut him quite dead,
With a heart ol lime carbonate stogne.
CONSUMPTION CURED
AN ABSOLUTE REMEDY FOR ALL
PULMONARY COMPLAINTS.
T. A. Bloeum Offers to Bead Two) Bot
tles Frea of Bis Bamedy Lara
Consumption end All Lung Troubles
Aa Elixir of Lira.
Nothlns? eon Id ba fairer, mora Dhllan-
throplo or carry more joy in its wake than
tha offer of T. A. Bloeum, M. O., ot 1H3
Pearl street. Mew York. Perfectly conn-
dent that ba has an absolute ramedy for
tha our of consumption and all pulmon
ary complaints, be oilers through this pa
per 10 sena two Domes iree to any reauer
who ia sultering from lung trouble or con
sumption, also loss of Hash and all condi
tions of wasting, lis invitee thoae desir
ous of obtaining this remedy to send their
xpreas and poetottloe address, and to re
ceive in return the two bottles free, whloh
will arrest the approach ol death. Already
this remedy, by its timely uaa, has per
manently cureu mouaanua oi oases wnicn
were given up. and death was looked upon
as an early visitor.
Knowing his remedy as as aoea. ana oe
11110? so nroof-nosittve of IU beneficent re
sults, Dr. Hlooumooiislders it bis religious
duty, a duty whloh he owes to humanity,
to donate his infallible remedy where it
will usault the enemy in its citadel, ana,
by ita inherent potency, slay the current
of dissolution, bringing joy to homes ovar
which the shadow ol the grave has been
growing mors
a strongly defined.
causing fond hearts to grieve. The cheap
ness of tbe remedy offered freely apart
from ita inhsrant strength, is enough to
oommend it, and more so is tha perject
oonfidenoe of the great chemist making tbe
offer, who holds out life to those already
becoming emaciated, snd says: "Be
cured."
The invitation Is certainly worthy of the
consideration ol the altiictad, who, for
years, bava been taking nauseous nostrums
without effect: who bava ostracised them
selves from boms and friends to live in
more salubrious climes, where the atmos
phere ia mora congenial to weakened lungs,
and who have fought against death with
all tbe weapons and strength In their
bands. There will be no mistake in send
ing for tbeae free bottles tha mistake will
be In passing the invitation oy
Tat OsasisA tor breakfast
Ml ETC
:t.ti i
11
A RAZOR
If you send us
OR,
WI WILL MND A
alan awa.nte la
ba toaatauAiur
n 60 Coupons, or
rOi 2 Coupons and 60 cents.
You win find one coupon Inside each 3 ounce bag, and
two coupons inaids each 4 ounce bag of
(NO COUPONS WITH NSMK ane D0SCSS TO
Blackwell'i Durham Tobacco Co.. Durham, N. 0.
Duy a bag of this Celebrated Smoking Tobacco, and read tho
coujHjn, which gives a list of other premiums and how to get them.
9 CENT TASJr ACCKSTtO.
Bought Bay Owe Genra.
They tell a story of an unfortunate so
olety woman, who, being terribly pushed
for a gown to wear at a great ocoasion,
sold seven gowns for tbe price ot one to
Mine. X Among these gowns Was one
hardly rumpled, and which, though
very magnificent, had evidently been
worn at most only onoe. This dress
Mme. X. sold as a model to Mme. Y.,
who was the society woman's dress
maker, and who had been obdurate
about making another thing for the poor
little woman without cash down.
When this "model" osme in, she
saw a chance for big return of money,
so she compromised with bor customer
and agreed to lot her have a model dress,
just imported, for a very low figure.
Wherouttho poor woman paid all the
money she had received for all bor
dresses, aud out Mme. Y. brought the
modeL The poor woman talked herself
blue in the face, but she could not say
anything to protect herself without be
traying her dealing with Mme. X., so,
poor thing, she danced iu ber old frock
after all, having swapped all her other
gowns for the privilege. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
WHAT'S A Bl'Jtr?
In our peculiar vernacular, we say a
bump on a log and a bump on a human
being. What one might call a bump an
other one would call a thump. Thus we
have a bump from a tbump and a thump
I rum a bump, in like manner, a bruise
may cause a bump, and a bump may cause
a bruise, or perhaps a thump may cause
both, Well, what's the difference, so long
aa we suiter from either bump or bruise,
we want to gat rid of It That's true, and
the surest, oulckest way to cure a bruise la
at once to use til. Jacobs UU. Then tha
question will be not what It is, but what it
waa, as It will promptly disappear.
Rtrawber-Why do yon think yna will have
sny tmuble keeping the eiisaiemenl aerratf
Hlngerly-I had to loll the girl, didn't IT
100 REWARD S)100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there la at least one dreaded
disease that soienoe has been able te core
In all Ita stages and that Is Catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment Hall's Catarrh
Cure ta taken Internally, acting directly
upon the blood and niuouus surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up tbe constitution
ami aasiating nature in doing Ita work.
The proprietors bava to much lalth In its
curative powers, that tbey offer Una Hun
dred Doll irs for any rase that It fails to
cure. Bend lor list of Testimonials.
Address.
V. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
far-Bold by Druggists, 76s.
Hall's family l'ills are tha best
riTSJ.-AII Fits stopped free by Ir. K line's
Oroat Narva Restorer. Mo Flu aflat the am
day's nee. Marvelous ourea. Treatise and SLOO
trial bottle tree to ni ossm. t)ea4 lo Pr. EUoa,
SU Arch St., miledslplila. Cs.
Piso's Cure is the medicine to break tip
ohildran's Coughs and Colda. Mas. M.U.
Bldst, Bprague, Wash., March 8, ltftrl.
AGENTS WANTED
traduction Co , UV Eui
On NSW NOVKI.TIKS
Bis money I Pacific In
ush St., koom I, Bsu Fun
Cisco, Cal.
AnillPt Mrphlna Ilablt Cared la 10
1 1 HI III ItoSddars. No per till cured.
VI I If III OS. J, ST IPHtNf, Lsbaaea.Okia.
If you want a sure relief for
limbs, use an
Allcoclc
BsAR IN Mind Not one of
tations is aa good aa the genuine.
CHKHC8TtH lm.lH,
thi oaieiasi. ano atnuiNl.
aiala10jUnaaa. Takaaoetkaralad. bVm
aStta m DraarM catatMUr attain
tu mim a, i uri a-.. rt r " da"';aja ""l?,.''JJ?,'!' " "!T Jf
4. la M pvUKkn. t-u.7.1,1., a4 "luluf l.adla. a Iwar, J rasara Malt,
te.ooe T-llal.n. (. fWld tr ell taMl lrl-U..
I IIU'HKSTKkl CMKMU!AI. Cak. BSSI MaSlna .. fUlLAeKLPSllA, fa.
It the name of Woman's Friend. It Is
ful in relieving the backaches,headaches
which burden and shorten m woman's
women testify for It. It will eive health and strength
snd make life a pleasure. For aale
ULUMAUfcU-fKAWK. VUVM UU., 1
Plur W.Y
MINING
marine -
WARE-HOUSE
'WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES."
GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF
SAPOLIO
IW. -
OaaraawaS ta ke
M Sjiuiltf
7dco c.n,..
3-BLADC
PENKNIFE
3
Scrofula
Infests the blood of humanity. It
appears in varied forma, but is forced
to yield to Wood's Barsaparllla, which
purifies snd vitatites the blood snd
cures all such diseases. Read this:
"In September, ltd, I made a tulstep and
Injured my ankle. Very soon afterwurda,
A Sore
two inches acrons f.riued and In wa'king
10 favor It I sprained my ankle. The sore
heeame wone; I could not put iny boot
nn und I thought I should have to give up
at every step. 1 could not get any reliel
and bad lo stop work. I read of a cure ol
a similar cane by Hoot's Harsnparilla and
concluded to try it. llefoie 1 had taken
all of two bottles the tore bad healed si.d
the swelling bad gone down. My
Foot
is now well snd I have been greatly bene
fited otherwise. I bave Increased in
Wright snd am lu better health. I cannot
say enough in praise of Hood's Harvapa
rilla." Mas. II. II uu. 8o. Berwick, Me.
This and other similar cures proves that
IHlood's
Sarsaparilla
IslheOneTrtieBlood furl (lor. All dmgrl.li; l.
Pre aied only by (', I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Mass.
W-rHe Dille beat famllv ratharfia
rlUUU a rrlllo and liver sumuUuk 'Me
you
do the
mending
Not the Merchant.
He wants to matt ss much ss he can by
selling you Inferior Lindings which ha
claims are "just as good" asS. II. tt M.
Bui yen Jo iht mW.n. Insist on having
til-"
ft
bias Velveteen Skirt Binding and you
save the mending.
If your dealer will not supply you we
will.
Send for simples, showing Itbels snd mtttrltla,
to tha S. H. a, M. Co . P. O. boi 699. Naw York City.
Tn BFROTOPT CoToaea hsll the worloV
Snntlmlll biauuaas, bxsoja II ass radusMl U cost ol
Uld power Iu I O mtuu II waa. It has niani branch
. aoueM, and aupitllM Its toads aud repairs
S . ai juur door. II ran aud doss ruruUA a
- hollar article fur leaa tnunei Uua
V ' J uUwr. It matas Puuiplim ana
V. 1 ltrd. Steal. Oalvanlaad after-
J "Oompletlon Windmill. Til Una
aT and filed Steal Towers. swot Boss Saw
,f V rnumw, steal ymd Ouuers snd FsaS
W JSk tlrlnrtars. On application It will name sue
111 of Umm srtlrlaa that II will furnlaa anui
Jannarr 1st at I S the usual prion.' It alas aulas
Tanka and Pumpa tt all tiula. aeod for caulocue.
Paderyi W's. Sec nil sad fiilawrt StraaU. Ukaj
pains in the back, side, chest, or
Porous
Plaster
the host of counterfeits and imi
R(0 OOSt
va lr aN ar rami.
ma w m
The very remarkable and certain
relief given woman by MOuKE'S
REVEALED KKMKDY has given
uniformly success
and weakness
life. Thousands of
by all druggists.
OBTLAMD, Agent.
MACHINERY !!n
BY OOBRMTONOINO WITH
THE VILUtlETTE IRON WORKS
Portland, orecon
BuellLambersrih
203 "3W5T PORTLAND.
jurcnanD CATALOG rR"-
BENALDO.
MARKIKD Linilll Many of yoa bare
HKAII THIS1
Jbas
tan in Bert ni lor
(.. tniHblm kuuwn aa Frmaie Wtakneu
and bava been able to Ml no help. Yon have
pain lu vour bark, across tour owiy uu
yoar Umb; htndaelu, ol other easily reooaoiied
symptoms at female troubles. Our preparation
"KKNAI.KO," a Vflll lotiim. Is the prescrlpUeu
ol a oslcbraied speclallit on temale diseases, In
whose hauds It has been tha means ol eurlua
sywIwU. It will cure youl 11 o7froy a
imu whloh may be preseni and to whloh all
these Iroablee are due, hul is perfectly harmless
lo the patient. The prenauoy will not ba
harmed by our wash sud so is ol treat ase to re
lieve many ol Its troubles as vomltliuj, ele.
will mall on application circular oouieinlnf ex
tensive description ol lha ae and action el this
treat remedy. One box ol ''ttenaldo" sufficient
(or I months' treatment with lull directions,
We also have "Henaldo" In capsules at tl per
imall box, or 1ft per lanre box, smaller. Lady
agents wanted; ran mate 6 to 1 10 per day, aa
every lady wants Keualdo. Remit by reslstered
letter, P.O. money order or ei press money
order parable to HUSO CUEHItAL CO.,
boa 10W Han Jose, Calllornla.
N. P. M. U. No. 839.-8. F. N, U. No, 719
MRS. WINSLOW S siYTHHuVNO
FOSJ CMILDRIN TtfTHIHO
FsesaJe brail UrwUt'. "i
I 1 tntim rVvid try dmcginf. f I
m? 11 amis" i.i :1r1yrw's
r kJ
tlr iriUMU. U), AUHU.W.