TRWIT Raton " CHINESE SNAKE STONE. Carious Oriental Product Which It Mil to Vur rawiDuu Miiee, Ben It. Snrndlny, a attache of the St ruis sanitarium, at 1035 South Uroud iroiiun, bus iu IiIh posscHsiou one of the must cnrloua aim wnni lie assorts to be oue of tho most UNofal and valuable of articles, it is wiiut m Known aa a uin oese suulfo stono, and there is auid to be bnt oua thur iu tho country. Indood the oue in Mr. Sprudley's possession ia bat bitlf a one, the original having boon tut iu two by Mr. Sprudley and half of it given to a friend. In appeurunco the itoue looks like a small piece of oblong ihapvd cauui'l coal and is about oue lighth of uu inch iu thickness, throo eigliths of an inch wide and half an Inch long. It is as light iu weight aa a piece of cork, possossia a polishod sur face and can be easily cut with a kuife. It is uot a stone, iu the proper House of the word, but is a manufactured article mil in of a porous texture. To cure snnko bites or poisonous wounds of a similar unture with the "stone" the wound must first bo scari fied. Thou the stone is applied to the wound. Each morning and evening it is taken off and put into a glass of luke warm water to remain a few moments uutil it discharges the poison it has ab sorbed Thou, ufter the wound has been washed iu a strong solution of salt wa ter and again scarified, the stone, which iu the meantime bns been rubbed in warm ashes until dry, ia aguiu applied. If this treatment ia kept up for nine days aud the patient abstains during that time from spirituous liquors a cu'O Is assured. "I secured the stone, "said Mr. Sprad ley, "from my fathor more than 80 years ago. Ho got it from James J. Parker, the man who made it From 1874 to 1877 1 was with the party which was put ting through the Texas Pacific railroad, aud during that time cured several of the party who wore bitten by rattlers and other poisonous snakes. I have fre quently loaned the stouo to frionds, and I cut the original iu two, giving half of it to a particular frieud of mine. I have uot used the stone for some time, but em ready to give a tost of its merits at any time. "It is, you see, not properly a stone, but is a manufactured substance of a por ous nature. The theory possessed by many that so called 'mudstoues' are fouud in the stomachs of animals is all nousonse. They are ull manufactured in a manner similar to this, and it is sim ply thoir 'drawing' powers aud their porousness and consequent capacity for absorption Unit renders thorn valuable. " St Louis Republic. r CARVED IN THE BARK. A Clump of Tree I' poo Which Appeared tha Nunc of Hur Soldier. "I don't quite understand, and I nev er could," said an observer, "what prompts people to write their names in pnblio places. Trees have always been favorite objects upon which to carve names, and the smooth bark of the beech offers a field most inviting to the knife of the carver. I saw once a bunch f beech trees upon which thousands of Dames had been cut This was in Vir ginia, close by the left bank of the James river. A ravine made baok from tho river, and at the head of this ravine (here was a spring. Around the spring was this clump of beech trees. "The names carved on these trees were those of soldiers who hud been en tamped thereabout in the time of tho civil war and who had come to this spring for water. It was in 1879 that I euw them, so that they must have been there then at least 14 year They had probably been there longer. About a third of the uninea were still legible. Many of them were the names of men of Pennsylvania regiments. Those that bud becohie illegible were mainly those that had been carved on smaller treoa. "There was one big tree that had up on it, I should think. 600 names. They encircled it for 20 feet up from the gronud. It seemed as if sotue of those among the highest must have been cut by men who BWung down from tho first branch, and one could imagine that men stood on one another's shoulders to reach above the names already carved by men standing on the ground, or that perhaps there was led up beside the tree a horse upon whose back the carver stood. "These names may have been carved, every one of them, simply aa a pastime, and yet it seemed somehow as though this was a case in which the carving might have been done in something more than a merely idle spirit" New York Sun. 'mere la a false modesty, which la vanity ; a false glory, which is levity; a false grandeur, which ia meanness; a false virtne, which is hypocrisy, and a false wisdom, which ia prudery. Bru yere. In every apartment the screen ia ab solutely necessary. It shuts off the ngly heat, hides a bedroom door and conceals dressers, which in any apartment are ao hideous. DCCntlC I could get reliel nble blood dis ease I had spent hundreds of dollars trying various remedies and physi cians, none of which did me any good. My finger nails came off and my hair came out, leaving me perfectly bald. I then went to HOT SPRINGS Hoping to be cored by this celebrated treatment, but very soon became disgusted and decided to try S.S.S. The effect was truly wonderful. I commenced to recover once, and after I had taken twelve bot tles I was entirely aired cured by S.S.S, wiicu iae woria renowned Hot Springs had failed. War. HIrwiui. I . Shrevetliti n dmi d w tmm ai as fR rR fn Powder itpdoiuieiy pure 8TAGE HORSES BRING LUCK. Actors Like to Play in a Conspaoy that Utilizes the Animal. There Is an old theatrical supersti tion that horses are very lucky to buvo In a pluy, and theatrical superstitious, like all others, die hard. There are one or two leading London managers who, If they were to reveal their Inmost thoughts, believe Iu this superstition. nd to tills very day. "Cut the cackle aud como to the "osses," was the favor ite maxim of the celebrated Ducrow, and he had good cause to believe In ' 'osses," for they made him one of the most prominent men of his time. Sir Augustus Harris Is a firm believer In the horse theory, for there has not Im'ou a recent successful Drury Lane drama In which a horse has not ap peared, while a great ninny of Uiem have owed their success In a great Measure to the Introduction of the equine. In the present drama running (it Drury Lane Is represented for the tlrst time In the history of the stage a polo match with trained poulr-s, that have often played In matches on the actual grouud at llurlliigham. In the mimic representation of which, ou the stage, they appear every night blr Augustus Harris tells a good story of one of these ponies, a beautiful little gray, formerly the property of Blr George Scott During one of the re hearsals the ponies were brought down near the footlights that they might get accustomed to the glare and so not get frightened during the performance at night It so happened that one of the dummy horses that are used In the bat tle scene the Last Stand was lying on the stage. The little gray pony caught sight of it and struggled until be got over to where it lay. He sniffed and sniffed at It for some minutes aud seemed to be very much puzzled; final ly, to the great amusement of every body on the stage, he made a vicious bite at the dummy's ear, which, not being very firmly attached, came off. The pony stood still for a mluute with a strange, frightened look In his eyes, and then took to his heels up the stage. For weeks afterward It was Impossible to get the pony to come down nuy where near the footlights. The largest theatrical stables In the world are those kept by a horseman near Drury Lane Theuter. Here one often sees more than 100 horses that are being used for various theatrical pur poses. From these stables horses are sent all over Englaud with touring companies. Often there will be as many as 200 horses traveling In various parts of the country from this estab lishment alone. Boston Traveler. CLEMENS' WIFE AND DAUGHTER. They Accompany tha Hnmorlat and Author on Ilia Lecturing; Trip. Samuel Clemens, Mark Twain, tho humorist author and lecturer, Is happi ly married. He has a handsome home at Hartford, Conn., w hich Is a center of the social and literary set of the MARK TWAIN'S WIFE AND DAUGHTER. ancient capital of the Nutmeg State. Just now Mr. Clemens Is on a lecturing tour In Australia and South Africa and ia accompanied by his wife and charming second daughter. Mrs. Clem ens Is a handsome and accomplished woman and a famous traveler, one Is a native of Elnilra, N. Y., and when Mr. Clemens married her possessed a 'arge fortune. A $5,000 Bag of Gold. Th. .w and ahnne of United States mint pouches In which gold Is shipped from the United States treasury to tho PnmnMn steamers, and vice Ten. These bags are about thirteen Inches In height when filled. Mincemeat Isn't made right unless you have a headache within two hours after eating the pie. I is! GODFREY'S COVE. fXcar Turk Harbor, Main.) The dians that link and swell across tbt Intnl. Soft 8i-d uffut.'d with yellow Dilnttnww rw ponton- cruwina itrwm r to the strand, Tho willow, ,ih ihiir whlire.l radtna, The ru. kjf m-ulpluru of tho wuviv and skim, The elt ir ikioI Kai.fj prlamicd lawfully. Art pnnihvt all of wlmt bvhlml Ihrru lira Tho InUnlU'iy chMigiful, rluuigvkM at. D oul, thy multitudinous hnppvntnire Tho trivial tv.-nU of night and dys, r!io Kfi.-f, that darken and the bopee that lllun, The pl. iixuiit ptiwm and tho stormy ways, Ant lilliui anil Ki.rml.lu ,.f ...... ..-t ti tufluwuitf from the tide of the dlrinol -juiin uuii i nullum In Atlantic. WEDDED TO GOLF. John McLeuuan had lain fur many months on a bed of sickness. All sum mer he had been deprived of his walks into the green Holds and up the bunks of the Tuy, but as the summer died and autumn reigned supreme he was sensi ble of a change for the bettor. Now, let it be known that John was a crack golfer, aud us he lay racked with pain his mind often wandered op the Inch, aud he would count his imaginary strokes as ho weudod his way from hole to hole. Early in August be bad recovered so far as to be able to tuke a turn round the doors, but he soon got tired aud was glad to return to bis armchair by the fireside. It was, therefore, a surprise In more ways than oue to bis gudo wifo when, oue Sunduy morning toward the end of August, be rose between 6 and 6 o'clock and said he was going a round of the golf course. "John McLennan," said his aston ished wife, "are ye mad? D'yo keu this is the Lord's day? An yon an elder o' the kirk I" "Nance," said John quietly, as ho got his sticks ready, "I'm weel aware o' what day this is, an I ken I'm an elder o' the kirk, but, wummau, I'm deein for a game, an we may never bae anither morn in like this. Besides, surely it 11 no' bo oooutit a sin to play a bit hole or twa sae early in the niornin, when very few, if ouy, folk 11 be a boot I" Mrs. McLennan said no more, and John awoke Bobbie, bis eldest son, whose usual job was to carry the clubs. He was bis father's only "caddie. " "Come awa, laddie. Oh, ye noedua look that way. Yer faither's neither daft nor bad. Sae come awa. " And out they went. They reached the teeing grouud as 0 o'clock chimod on St John 'a "Noo, Bobbie, mak a fine tee; no' owre high, ye ken. Thut's fine. Keep yer e'en on the ba iu case I dinua see'd. Nue flags the day, ye ken Sub bath. Wueest!" Whack. "There ye are. No' a bad drive for ma an newly aff a sickbed." "Fuithor," said Bobbie as bo looked timidly arouud, "wbut'll ye dao if ye meet ouybody?" "Juist draw my bonnet doon like that Wid ye ken yer aiu fuithor noo if ye met him?" And Bobbie acknowledged that he wouldn't "Very weeL Dinua speak ony mair aboot meet in folk. But bore we are. die's my deck." Crack I "Yo'reon tho green, faither, In twa," said Bobbie proudly. "Ye'U due that hole iu three." "I'll try, laddie; I'll try," said John, "but I doot I'm owre shuky. Uooover, gie's my putter. Steady I In I Murk that doon. Hiv ye a pencil on puper? That's richt First holo in throe." And John McLennan moppod his forehead with his handkerchief, for beads of sweat found a habitation on his bald pate. "Anither tee, Bobbia That's fine. Noo the hole's aye up aside the big tree, I suppose?" "Aye," says Bobble as he strains his eyes in the direction indicated. "WeeL lookoot an see whuur I licht " Whack I "Nae sae gnde's my first aue, but they cauua a' be gudo, eh, luddie?" But Bobbie did uot auswer as ho banded his father his cleek on coming op to the balL Crock! But it was a bud shot, aud John play ed again. 'It's ou the green, faither," said Bobbie. "Aye, luddie," replied his father, "but in throe. I'll need four for this hole." "It's no' here, faither," Bobbie said as he looked all ovor the green. "Aye, it's here," replied the old man as be Jirtoa it out oi me nine, xnui a fluke, but, a' the same time, I'm iu in three. Murk that doon, second bole in three." "Anither tee. The bole's richt across at the road. Noo, I must gie this ane an awfu' crack." Whack I " By. faither, ye're near the green. D'ye think ye'll due this aue in twa?" Bobbie ventured. "Na, na, laddie, I'll need mair than that Hooever, we'll see. " And so the two trudged on. "Faither, here's a ba,' an it's no your one. "Put it in yer pouch an say nacthing. But here we are. See a grip o my iron ; I mauu lift this aue richt on to the green," and he did. "My putter, noo. Bub, owre hard I Aye, that's four, ye see, an it wis my best drive tool Put that doon, third hole in four. Noo, it's oven owre to tho Tuy an across the burn. There's some ane comiu alang tne waut nn ane o' thae bicycles. Lat's get awa quick." Whack 1 "Come ou, noo, for I tniUK alter i puy uy iu tup penlusula I'll seud ye homo wt' the sticks, an take a canny walk doon. Stand up on the roud an fee If I gang into the burn. Watch yer heid." Crack I "Ye're owre, fuither, an at tbe toole, cried Bobbie. "Ye're sute to dao wis aue in three. Come across by the Drig. Ye're lyin flna " "There ye are, Ihen, laddie, there. Put that doon; fourth holo in three. Noo, back owre tho burn to yon bole at the tap o' the Iuch." Wbackl "D'ye see, Bobbie?" "Aye, faither, ye're op near the road, and Bobbio ran to see exactly where tho ball lay. "This is a tricky holo; ye see there's a brae to coont wi. Stand there on tho road an see whaur I gong ; that's tws. " "No hard enough, faither," said Bobbio as his father came up, "but I've seen ye put in wanr ane than that" "Weel, we'll try; another Jnpb, wld baedin't That's four again. Fifth bole in four. Doon wi'dl Noo, here's the burn again, an see that I diuna gang iuto the burn or the Tuy. But there's thut bicycle chap aguiu." "Fuither, faiiher. it'a Mewter Molr, cor helper, oor kirk helper," Bobbio said excitedly. "Wheest, ye doe , ye dear laddie; he'll hour ye. " And, whuck I away went the bull again. "Into the bunker, fuither. What a peetyl" cuid Bobby, but his father was silent Ho wus wondering if Mr. Moir had seen him. His iron took him out of the bunker and landed him on the green in two, aud he got the holo iu three. "Is thut three, fuither?" atkod Bob bie, 'Aye," said his fathor. "Are ye turuin no' weel again, fui ther?" Bobbie uxked, surprised at the cbunge iu his manner. "No, no; I'm wool enough, ouly an gry at no' duuiug that holo iu twa. Never wind. Richt up to the tap noo. " Whuck I "A gude shot, but it's in the whins. Look, Bobbie, lyin ou the tup like a bird's mwt There yo are, juist at tho hole; wid ye I That's richt iu in three. Put thut rtouu seventh hole iu three. Wool, I feel tired, ao wo'U hao a bit rest Coont up hoo mony I've tu'en for the seveu holes 3, 6, 10, 13, 17, 20, S3. Twenty-three I Lost) I I never did that ufora Noo gang ye awa home an see an hurry. Diuna stop to speak to ouybody ou the road, an I'll ooiue canny doon. Twenty-three I It's awfu' gudo." Four Suuduya later John McLennun stood at tho church plate. No one hud ever referred to the game he had a mouth previous, aud ho was glad of it Mr. Moir preached that day, aud bis text was, "KemcmtxT tho Sabbath day to keep it holy." As tho preached progressed Johu grew more aud more convinced thut the ser mon hud been speciully prepared for him, aud at tho close of the service he entered tho vestry and asked the hulf unrobed miuistor, "Did ye see me yon nioruiu'r" "I did," replied the minister. "Weel, au I suw yon across yon iron cuddy, suo nane o's hud better mention sic maitters aguiu." "Wowou't," replid tho minister as he douued his coat aud made, for the door. Aud they didn't People's Friend. Iluilry. Awkward Qtwstloa. Au old Journalist tells a reporting Incident of his young days. "I was sout," ho says, "to a meeting held iu the Leaner Queen Street ball, Edin burgh, to report a meeting in connec tion with some kind of young men's impiovemeut society, at which the lute Lord Moiicrieff was expected to speak. I cauuot exactly fix the dute, but as I was then engnged on the now defunct Caledouiuu Morcury, it must have boon over 80 years uga At that time the 'Darwinian theory' aud tho 'Vestiges of Croat ion' wore creating much excite ment in Edinburgh, as elsewhere, but, except to a select few, it was not known that the lute Dr. Robert Chambers wus the author of the latter work. Lord (thou Mr.) Moncrieff 'took occasion' to refer to the controversy, aud created roars of laughter by his ridiouleof Dar winism. "When ho concluded, a gentleman sitting at the back of the hull, among the 'common tuck' of the audience, rose aud respectfully asked permission to put a question to the 'Darwinian critic.' There wero cries of 'Namel' 'Come for ward I' etc., but he modestly declined, remarking, iu effect, thut he only wished to ask the speukor if he had read Durwin's 'Origin of Species.' Mr. Mon crieff at once promptly repliod that he had not, but thut he bad studied re views of it, etc 'I thought so,' quietly observed tho stranger, who moved to ward the door, amid jeers and cries of 'Namel' Ho turned upon the plutform and its occupants and the howling young 'gentlemen' with a withering glare, and said, 'My name is of no consequence here, but aa you demand it, it is Tom (he did not say Thomas) Huxloy. " Lned'a Mercury. Millions of PetrlAcd Flah. For a score of years the geologists have known of tho existence-of immense bods of shule iu Wyouiliig w hich occa sionally yielded fluo specimens of fossil fishes, but it is ouly recently thut sim ilur beds have been discovered in Color ado. Those beds of petrified fish, con taining millions upon millions of indi vidual specimons, cover hundreds of square miles in the northwestern part of the Centennial State. They exteud a distance of 100 miles iu the direction of Green river aud "shelve out for 100 in i leu more toward the interior of the state. Iu some places these beds al most a solid mass of perfectly fossilized fish are from 100 to 200 loot iu tnicx uess. Oue of the greatest puzzles regard ing tha find is the fact thut they lie about 8,000 feet ubove sea level. St Louis Republic. Waa Sura About llli Mother. Johnnie was about to repeat bis first vnaxe at tha Snnduv school concert Of course it must be short aud of simple words, so bis mother selected this for him, "I am the light of the world," re peating it to him BiininixT ox times un til he was sure of it The evening of the couoort caiua The audieuce was in readiness. Jobnuie came out, nmda his most approved bow and procluimed in a loud voice, "My mother Is the light of 'Jie world." uongreguiiouunsi. Babraw Not a Dead Laacaaca. Morepoople use Hebrew as a lan guage of literature than spoke it when Mcana led his neoDlo throuith the lied sea. In reccut years a regular Hebrew literature has sprang up among eastern Jows. Oofthe, Schillor, Shakespeare anrl other r huts i oa have been translated. Original Hebrew literature is also note worthy and translations are being made into European languages. Thus the Hebrew novels of Mapu, especially bis "Tbarnar," have been issued in Euro pean drees. Pa;er and magaxinoa in Hebrew in great number are published, largely in the interests of tho Zionite movement Such Journals as the weekly Hamogid of St Petersburg have an in ternational reputation. In Russia the Jews publish two Hebrew dailies, while the weeklies and monthlies are counted by the dozen. Literary Digest By Spaclnl Command. A Berlin tradesman exhibits In bis window sbowcard with the inscrip tion, "Speciflo for tho destruction of Insects," and underneath, "Purveyor to EL M. the empress. "LlberaL GOT A BABY liOY NOW HAPPINESS IN A SOUTHNERN MAN'S HOME. lload tha Bad Flag of Dang-ar at tha Kallroad Croaalng-1 Warning to America's Man. "For twenty-six years I have used loliaoro in great quantities, and of late years took to cigarette a m o k Ing," writes Mr. W. K. Simpson, of La ("oinpte.La "I want to ito on record that totwo- 00 but robbed nie of many yean of life and a grant dealol'bappinaa. 1 reallie it now a 1 compare tu J feelimrs end mv condition with that of a year ago, when 1 was tooaooo saturated ciKArelta nend "Many and many s time did I try to quit smoking myself into eternity, but "I could not put through a day without suffering f itieiue nervous torture, which would In orrasa hour by hour till Dually, to save myself as it seamed from almost flying to pieces, 1 bad to light the little white pipe slick and swallow tbasuioke. "Uneday 1 read in uiy paper 'Don't To bacco 8plt and timoke Your Life Away,' Just what I was doing ; it came to ma like the warning of the man who waves tha red Hag of danger at the railroad crossing, and said that No-To-ltao was an absolutely gus'Stiteed relief from tobacoo slavery. "1 did aot believe It, but like a drowning man grasping at a straw, 1 commenced taking No-To-llao. ' The effects ware magical; it destroyed the nerve craving and desire for cigarettes. Two boxes, would you believe it? made me well and strong. 'I have gained mentally, physically In vigor and manhood, and with the brain free from the nicotine and a breath no longer btfjuled with tobacco smoke. 1 sin so happy to-day to write No-To-bacdid it an a year ago. ao tha oure is time-tested and tried, nut only in my owu case, but sereiaiot uiy menus who nave also been oured. "We have a baby boy now. "My wile and 1 feel that all this bnppl n pes started from tha time when 1 lirst used No-To-Bai, and in evidence of our ap preciation, and iu order that the memory of tba happiness may ba p-rpetuated in a living form, we want to name our uany imy after the man who wrote tha line 'Don't Tobacco Hint and Hnioka Your Life Away.' "No-To-liac is popular here and all our druggists sell it Hardly s day passes but don't want you to hesitate to use these lines in any way that you think will make known to sulltring humanity the happi ness that there is in No-To-llao for the many men with nioo:lnied brains and weakened resolutions, if they only will make up their minds to sate tne waste ol vital cower to sar nothing oi the money now going up into smoke and out in to- uacco spit." A f ter the ball Is over, Alur .badsnoets through, Coiuedreuinskers' bills aud doctor's pll 's, Kuougb lor a year or two. MAN WAS MADE TU MOUKN, Perhaps, bnt rheumatism need not add to tha ralauiiun ni which we are more or leu sub ject, when there Is such au eltlrlenl means ol wiuiUfrncilns the dire roinplalut as Hoaivlicr's tttoiiiaoh Hitters. When the liver, bole or tomacb are out of older, or (ho klduevs or nerve ironDieaume, ine B liters is also au ei rlcient rvmedv. It movents aud remedies all malarial disorders. A glddv young lrl of Colntne, W Leu her fellow his atnrThad all bl. fue. Towed her dear little brad, And cut him quite dead, With a heart ol lime carbonate stogne. CONSUMPTION CURED AN ABSOLUTE REMEDY FOR ALL PULMONARY COMPLAINTS. T. A. Bloeum Offers to Bead Two) Bot tles Frea of Bis Bamedy Lara Consumption end All Lung Troubles Aa Elixir of Lira. Nothlns? eon Id ba fairer, mora Dhllan- throplo or carry more joy in its wake than tha offer of T. A. Bloeum, M. O., ot 1H3 Pearl street. Mew York. Perfectly conn- dent that ba has an absolute ramedy for tha our of consumption and all pulmon ary complaints, be oilers through this pa per 10 sena two Domes iree to any reauer who ia sultering from lung trouble or con sumption, also loss of Hash and all condi tions of wasting, lis invitee thoae desir ous of obtaining this remedy to send their xpreas and poetottloe address, and to re ceive in return the two bottles free, whloh will arrest the approach ol death. Already this remedy, by its timely uaa, has per manently cureu mouaanua oi oases wnicn were given up. and death was looked upon as an early visitor. Knowing his remedy as as aoea. ana oe 11110? so nroof-nosittve of IU beneficent re sults, Dr. Hlooumooiislders it bis religious duty, a duty whloh he owes to humanity, to donate his infallible remedy where it will usault the enemy in its citadel, ana, by ita inherent potency, slay the current of dissolution, bringing joy to homes ovar which the shadow ol the grave has been growing mors a strongly defined. causing fond hearts to grieve. The cheap ness of tbe remedy offered freely apart from ita inhsrant strength, is enough to oommend it, and more so is tha perject oonfidenoe of the great chemist making tbe offer, who holds out life to those already becoming emaciated, snd says: "Be cured." The invitation Is certainly worthy of the consideration ol the altiictad, who, for years, bava been taking nauseous nostrums without effect: who bava ostracised them selves from boms and friends to live in more salubrious climes, where the atmos phere ia mora congenial to weakened lungs, and who have fought against death with all tbe weapons and strength In their bands. There will be no mistake in send ing for tbeae free bottles tha mistake will be In passing the invitation oy Tat OsasisA tor breakfast Ml ETC :t.ti i 11 A RAZOR If you send us OR, WI WILL MND A alan awa.nte la ba toaatauAiur n 60 Coupons, or rOi 2 Coupons and 60 cents. You win find one coupon Inside each 3 ounce bag, and two coupons inaids each 4 ounce bag of (NO COUPONS WITH NSMK ane D0SCSS TO Blackwell'i Durham Tobacco Co.. Durham, N. 0. Duy a bag of this Celebrated Smoking Tobacco, and read tho coujHjn, which gives a list of other premiums and how to get them. 9 CENT TASJr ACCKSTtO. Bought Bay Owe Genra. They tell a story of an unfortunate so olety woman, who, being terribly pushed for a gown to wear at a great ocoasion, sold seven gowns for tbe price ot one to Mine. X Among these gowns Was one hardly rumpled, and which, though very magnificent, had evidently been worn at most only onoe. This dress Mme. X. sold as a model to Mme. Y., who was the society woman's dress maker, and who had been obdurate about making another thing for the poor little woman without cash down. When this "model" osme in, she saw a chance for big return of money, so she compromised with bor customer and agreed to lot her have a model dress, just imported, for a very low figure. Wherouttho poor woman paid all the money she had received for all bor dresses, aud out Mme. Y. brought the modeL The poor woman talked herself blue in the face, but she could not say anything to protect herself without be traying her dealing with Mme. X., so, poor thing, she danced iu ber old frock after all, having swapped all her other gowns for the privilege. Cincinnati Enquirer. WHAT'S A Bl'Jtr? In our peculiar vernacular, we say a bump on a log and a bump on a human being. What one might call a bump an other one would call a thump. Thus we have a bump from a tbump and a thump I rum a bump, in like manner, a bruise may cause a bump, and a bump may cause a bruise, or perhaps a thump may cause both, Well, what's the difference, so long aa we suiter from either bump or bruise, we want to gat rid of It That's true, and the surest, oulckest way to cure a bruise la at once to use til. Jacobs UU. Then tha question will be not what It is, but what it waa, as It will promptly disappear. Rtrawber-Why do yon think yna will have sny tmuble keeping the eiisaiemenl aerratf Hlngerly-I had to loll the girl, didn't IT 100 REWARD S)100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there la at least one dreaded disease that soienoe has been able te core In all Ita stages and that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment Hall's Catarrh Cure ta taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and niuouus surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease and giving the patient strength by building up tbe constitution ami aasiating nature in doing Ita work. The proprietors bava to much lalth In its curative powers, that tbey offer Una Hun dred Doll irs for any rase that It fails to cure. Bend lor list of Testimonials. Address. V. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. far-Bold by Druggists, 76s. Hall's family l'ills are tha best riTSJ.-AII Fits stopped free by Ir. K line's Oroat Narva Restorer. Mo Flu aflat the am day's nee. Marvelous ourea. Treatise and SLOO trial bottle tree to ni ossm. t)ea4 lo Pr. EUoa, SU Arch St., miledslplila. Cs. Piso's Cure is the medicine to break tip ohildran's Coughs and Colda. Mas. M.U. Bldst, Bprague, Wash., March 8, ltftrl. AGENTS WANTED traduction Co , UV Eui On NSW NOVKI.TIKS Bis money I Pacific In ush St., koom I, Bsu Fun Cisco, Cal. AnillPt Mrphlna Ilablt Cared la 10 1 1 HI III ItoSddars. No per till cured. VI I If III OS. J, ST IPHtNf, Lsbaaea.Okia. If you want a sure relief for limbs, use an Allcoclc BsAR IN Mind Not one of tations is aa good aa the genuine. CHKHC8TtH lm.lH, thi oaieiasi. ano atnuiNl. aiala10jUnaaa. Takaaoetkaralad. bVm aStta m DraarM catatMUr attain tu mim a, i uri a-.. rt r " da"';aja ""l?,.''JJ?,'!' " "!T Jf 4. la M pvUKkn. t-u.7.1,1., a4 "luluf l.adla. a Iwar, J rasara Malt, te.ooe T-llal.n. (. fWld tr ell taMl lrl-U.. I IIU'HKSTKkl CMKMU!AI. Cak. BSSI MaSlna .. fUlLAeKLPSllA, fa. It the name of Woman's Friend. It Is ful in relieving the backaches,headaches which burden and shorten m woman's women testify for It. It will eive health and strength snd make life a pleasure. For aale ULUMAUfcU-fKAWK. VUVM UU., 1 Plur W.Y MINING marine - WARE-HOUSE 'WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF SAPOLIO IW. - OaaraawaS ta ke M Sjiuiltf 7dco c.n,.. 3-BLADC PENKNIFE 3 Scrofula Infests the blood of humanity. It appears in varied forma, but is forced to yield to Wood's Barsaparllla, which purifies snd vitatites the blood snd cures all such diseases. Read this: "In September, ltd, I made a tulstep and Injured my ankle. Very soon afterwurda, A Sore two inches acrons f.riued and In wa'king 10 favor It I sprained my ankle. The sore heeame wone; I could not put iny boot nn und I thought I should have to give up at every step. 1 could not get any reliel and bad lo stop work. I read of a cure ol a similar cane by Hoot's Harsnparilla and concluded to try it. llefoie 1 had taken all of two bottles the tore bad healed si.d the swelling bad gone down. My Foot is now well snd I have been greatly bene fited otherwise. I bave Increased in Wright snd am lu better health. I cannot say enough in praise of Hood's Harvapa rilla." Mas. II. II uu. 8o. Berwick, Me. This and other similar cures proves that IHlood's Sarsaparilla IslheOneTrtieBlood furl (lor. All dmgrl.li; l. Pre aied only by (', I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Mass. W-rHe Dille beat famllv ratharfia rlUUU a rrlllo and liver sumuUuk 'Me you do the mending Not the Merchant. He wants to matt ss much ss he can by selling you Inferior Lindings which ha claims are "just as good" asS. II. tt M. Bui yen Jo iht mW.n. Insist on having til-" ft bias Velveteen Skirt Binding and you save the mending. If your dealer will not supply you we will. Send for simples, showing Itbels snd mtttrltla, to tha S. H. a, M. Co . P. O. boi 699. Naw York City. Tn BFROTOPT CoToaea hsll the worloV Snntlmlll biauuaas, bxsoja II ass radusMl U cost ol Uld power Iu I O mtuu II waa. It has niani branch . aoueM, and aupitllM Its toads aud repairs S . ai juur door. II ran aud doss ruruUA a - hollar article fur leaa tnunei Uua V ' J uUwr. It matas Puuiplim ana V. 1 ltrd. Steal. Oalvanlaad after- J "Oompletlon Windmill. Til Una aT and filed Steal Towers. swot Boss Saw ,f V rnumw, steal ymd Ouuers snd FsaS W JSk tlrlnrtars. On application It will name sue 111 of Umm srtlrlaa that II will furnlaa anui Jannarr 1st at I S the usual prion.' It alas aulas Tanka and Pumpa tt all tiula. aeod for caulocue. Paderyi W's. Sec nil sad fiilawrt StraaU. Ukaj pains in the back, side, chest, or Porous Plaster the host of counterfeits and imi R(0 OOSt va lr aN ar rami. ma w m The very remarkable and certain relief given woman by MOuKE'S REVEALED KKMKDY has given uniformly success and weakness life. Thousands of by all druggists. OBTLAMD, Agent. MACHINERY !!n BY OOBRMTONOINO WITH THE VILUtlETTE IRON WORKS Portland, orecon BuellLambersrih 203 "3W5T PORTLAND. jurcnanD CATALOG rR"- BENALDO. MARKIKD Linilll Many of yoa bare HKAII THIS1 Jbas tan in Bert ni lor (.. tniHblm kuuwn aa Frmaie Wtakneu and bava been able to Ml no help. Yon have pain lu vour bark, across tour owiy uu yoar Umb; htndaelu, ol other easily reooaoiied symptoms at female troubles. Our preparation "KKNAI.KO," a Vflll lotiim. Is the prescrlpUeu ol a oslcbraied speclallit on temale diseases, In whose hauds It has been tha means ol eurlua sywIwU. It will cure youl 11 o7froy a imu whloh may be preseni and to whloh all these Iroablee are due, hul is perfectly harmless lo the patient. The prenauoy will not ba harmed by our wash sud so is ol treat ase to re lieve many ol Its troubles as vomltliuj, ele. will mall on application circular oouieinlnf ex tensive description ol lha ae and action el this treat remedy. One box ol ''ttenaldo" sufficient (or I months' treatment with lull directions, We also have "Henaldo" In capsules at tl per imall box, or 1ft per lanre box, smaller. Lady agents wanted; ran mate 6 to 1 10 per day, aa every lady wants Keualdo. Remit by reslstered letter, P.O. money order or ei press money order parable to HUSO CUEHItAL CO., boa 10W Han Jose, Calllornla. N. P. M. U. No. 839.-8. F. N, U. No, 719 MRS. WINSLOW S siYTHHuVNO FOSJ CMILDRIN TtfTHIHO FsesaJe brail UrwUt'. "i I 1 tntim rVvid try dmcginf. f I m? 11 amis" i.i :1r1yrw's r kJ tlr iriUMU. U), AUHU.W.