The Eugene City guard., April 21, 1894, Image 9

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WOMAN'S WOItU,
TmE f.Ul'-'Cn PC5TS Of THE MOUSE
NO HOW TO TIGHT THEW
(u tul' ra'li akin - Thr luw'i Tlires
ta'thr - t arm-.! Sllta. Ileallti.
It i.m m llmliir .it riillii.i.by Im
I a-!' '". "'"
fliirt' I" imI.'i ly tiny huiiMliold
-.nrf t!i.l bti'i;; w itli II im in ainmy.
,,. h.tn I fn- t trim-: th very fact
H ..I tli' t ri 1 ! n i ji-f nt are in many
, ... iiii'iiitr ti invest tiifiii with
:, greater iW'T i if trying tin patience
f the IU'"I Ti-nilK housewife,
hit- .i'i".illitu regularity, in.!, with
'iii li the cm '' .tlc tir dwelling
,. i,, ay llur li'.i-l uf il. extremely r
pievmg. l'n til.iik Li--t If
(W o-l '' l.ll ll.l im hunt I. the full tl
fill It). UK' Hlllllllll lilt it II. In say lill)lllll
,,1 n '1 mil, lulu) ui 1 homely fleas, our
l ie l lint 'a liuj ;-v inii'." Mcth.sl
numf . il l of ridding turw'lvi if thcae
Ii.im ! ! U f.irf tl', Imt l ill they
tl.iiiri-h iiikIi -t in Iwl ; tli iitn tn la
solved i" imt lliut nf t- I . rnanai ulniu',
init !!: in.r-t i-fbi tiv- nay if keeping
tin in uw.iy
I'l. -ti'f i.l. it I iinMirtitiit that nil
iiiiMvituu window 1 1 1 nml other
.,rtn of tin- riiiu win recntck tuny prc-
.tl I r-ll 1 1 ; I ' i In- tllnlnllgllly (iVirlllllll.il
mil cloud "!, puity. wi'll pre.c. in
I sli.-htly i I n itii iiinnl if invi-tv
aiy Tli.it .inii.l u .iniiiiiiijiliicf reme
,lv. nml yet it i mi infallible one, greut
l til ii lliv in it -1' hi f tin in
truder. IiimiI of all kind, iiiul iiiiwt
,. liio aiuall winged trila , can cffectu
,ill lw kept "IT liy rtililiing all thu wiaal
will uf tin" rm '!. Iwl-li'inU. He, ill
a ...liitl'ili "f vitrii.l. tin- -.tri'ti-tli of
Wlll.'ll Cilll I ill'H-Iff'l III 'ltt llllttt
tj.c. I,y a.l.llIU I" It nil lliftl'loll uf
..l.-ytiili tr bitter u.j.j.1--. It leave no
im nit "ii tin- wainmit mg, i tc, ami cmi
e.i-i'.y I' il'iio Willi a H it wlnt' u.niii,'
l.rn-ii Vriii in wimhI, rut Lulu. etc..
will llilalllliiy ilfMrnynl if till la
ililie
The great objection to 111" common fly
killed I' their liliguitihiic.s or gem r:il
iuIhics. .a t ill (ilutci are far from
nriMiiK'iiliil. w I. 'I'' "' iliarti.tu Little.,
tvtlli o'nnu tlli.l' imalli. through
wiili li the -'r llnii- crawl to tlicir
u iti-' v ' .it" m .i 1 1 vt-lv Mgreaait e.
C; nn- very ct'i.'Mcioii.
in I it I- i i hap lint i;. in r.t I i y rccog
iiitr.1 tl.at the liuher I ln-y urt- lacri tliv
nun- ll- tin v will at trail. It llnrc
t .k- i,!iit i-i-ililt' . ' i -1 r i i 1 1 1 o i.iit or
t a,, . ui ..I lit nil lMHilii ax or vninl
ii.lir Tiny -li'iiil.l U- l.'litly iii. Utflii-il
.Hal cliaiicl a' Ki-iu it tin wiidT !
ctimc ilic"l"ri-..
Au.it licr n iii'-'ly cmiM It-kept in one
ui tw.i of tin- urn iini'iitiil cup or low la
lin n nn- foiitnl t:i iliuit every uji'M
in. nt. In': In r it ! iliily, iHi ji.u
rmiu or lieilrmiiu. uii'l i' irt'ur'l an
l.ittuW (illll'l tVu olllli'lt of i-1 r
Ir.hly for tii" i'.ui--. ini it well tub
l.iur uiiiice of limun miiii mul etir it
all into oi.e pint of ii.fu-ioii of iiiianii.
K"'i it well i urki.1 111 it Imttle. ntor it
in a cool lai e iiiul xiiir a xiuiill iiiun
lily unly Win n waiitcl into mmo kimII
r.f.la. S.iiie folkt liulil that ILih
mil never coiiri nale in u room rout. in
Iii4 ia-tor oil I'l.uit. T'liat may I ut
uii lliu olliel li.iinl It ut ! r. ii N I lie K11-!'
Itv in u lie i t mark'-T inaiiiier. u lint
till' iiiiikIv uoiimI not lie Wlllioiitk
iliavvlmi k.
1 lie eiicali iIim plant certainly ia I
pri-Vi ntle ami, unlen tliu leav.
! ilelll i rately lli e.tl, elliiln no oil
j'-i-: i' iiu ! .! .r. ii lift' uf tin) niiiiI
me very -troluly I't-Miiiiiieinleil, bit'
pr. simialily tlio'enlio trlnl that fur
licnlar : 1 1 1 1 for ili'iuftvtiiiif iiirpowa
.I'll I II tile llltllll'll.l pl.t ' II. i will reinem-
i-r the all nrva.iii i -. r of t lint
partic ular oil. I if cmire one greut
U,U i' to k.i p tlie l.lm.N 'low,, whih.
tlia ami
11 lull .11 . "run. ij"ill'l. I
iiu
tlii. litlur'a Autticra.li tklrl.
Air-. Al.ner Taylor, the wife of the
iiiiliioii.uie (Tncaij.i ( iireiaiiiau, ha
niitiat'-'l a -t.iiilni liuiiUe f.el, p- ihap
the in. .-I uii it ii ever iiiiiiiK'iir. ite. by a
iiliint..ii .m lely la.ly.
Il haa la-en ciiiioiiiiiry for n loni; time
lu re in W.i-llltlKt.jtl for 1 .f lien to an ure
the autograph of s. n.it r. r pre.eiita
tiiu au.l luli public tlik'iutariea iu
ulbuiii Mi- Taylor'a uuilnti.ni haa
outgrow ii the allmiu -tak'e. There U
now paam ihroiiirli tln Iioiim. of repre
aeiitative one of Mr. Taylor'a muter-U-iriueiita,
whii h ia known to the female
M-xaaaakirl. A ileal little note from
Mr Taylor la up-inlttl, nililre-.ei to
tiie reprctcnt itivei of tin ieoplu in gen
eral. reilletlll each one uf thelu to
w rite hi aiitograpli lia ii the Kariuciit.
Mieeiplam in the U..U-lli.it it i her
purK.e to embroi.ier tin- liiilue ill ailk.
with a view to k-m.iii wlieiitheor
liaiuetit la colupleliHl all iiiiti'grapli akirt
of tlie preai'iit coiire'.
The paHK'e of lliia lllii-ll affair from
ileak Iu ile.-k ihroilh lilf lioilf baa cro
attit no em I of aiiiUM-iii.-nt aiiuui the
cuugrewiiieu, iiiul Iliaiiy" of thu more
nulel of the iiple'a ri'preeiitallve
are aiivioualy impuiriiii; wliere thia untie
kTapli fail uf the hi'llea l Z"Ult to atop.
When the garment reuclif the artiale
'hat aiigr.'t laaly will pmltaMy tx
; ri.'ine a alua k from w Im h il will tnko
"iiieliinii f. r it .irec.iv-r. C'l. I'hiU
'lelpliia Tune
IJurru Lwulae'a Threat llaHKliter.
Uy the wav. Mime of tli paper went
a few -tej t.ifirwitli tli.-ir ailiniriiti.iii
of llif alinoot iniractil.ttia la-auty of
iiieeu L.iiu of lleiiiuurk'a three itnugh
ter Lovelie-t of the lively," to la-gm
with. 'Time haa rti uile-J fmm touch
inn them with hia ni imiii; nngera," auj
on. with plenty nur of the aaum
ort Well, flattery of tl.i slreuth U
far remove fr..iu an liniieat roinpll
luelit, alul even the toiii-lie. up photo
.'rapine a.i Malta of ti.f Itiiki-mi of
Walea. the tuigre' of tu--iii nn l the
O'lclieaa of ( 'uml-rrliiQ.l will arctiy
uppurt that theory of uiirai iiloti l.)V-iil.e-a.
Our own Al. xamlra. aa ail the
worlj kiiuwa, I. a- a 1-i-autifuJ fa ;,
'neb ow e ;N i hji-f i huriii to a awcet
upre-Muu: tlm i .inn.i'a lr,'a, In-trotta
coti'titutu her one i--rf.i ti.in. iul
t" 'h thine illaatrioiia ai-tem tiiul th
"t of thrlr witulroua uth ami at-lrsrtireiii-a
in the imu'litv urt of Jre.
I" 'he j ji-auit of which they nmt
I" ti'l ny ainmint 3 tmif ami attetition.
It 1 their fM lii winch i llianrel
ar.4 Iu tie ir elea-l p"itu.B tt
-'urally .Irawa woiM wi le attentmn. '
A; f.ir the Dili iiea of Onuib-rlanil, al-
W a the leant pretty of the thrw. ill-
Ra nit unl.appineia har changetl her
"O very plain woman, witii an almoat
t-'-atrible tii'reivn. i:Smut tcrrmXlj
Jroui tlm hnglii l...k site wore m a girl
Loniloii Svii-ty.
Ilir I rum Uitira )!.
All iii'.ereainiK letter from Curniru
Sylvil, '.e a it.-.-it of Koillllitlil, llaa Itet-n
re.eiv.sl l.y a i,nal frii-ml of tlit
ii.. .11 ut Mimii Ii. It I'llati-.! from Moil
II-, tliti linllie of funncii Svlva'i
I lill'lli.ihl. -My health." .he w ntea,
"t lliiprnrini,' 'lay liy ilay. Thl linr. I..
I Ho iloiiht ilue to the olita.lv walk iu
tl.n Mtlaie um.leli of Moll It , the
pure nir I l.r.atl.e in tin .lncv mul t.t
tiie 'lclu'htfiil pr.'iiicnu.le through the
k'reeii lauea of Witil. Kuniii; my walk
I often think of how your iiiotheritu.il
iiiil to walk together in year icme hv,
ilr. aiiuiiK fair ilreiuna of the future aiil
talking nU'iit the Ixiiutiful, romantic
lo riiiiiiir of former lim. , JitTereiit
from the (ieruiaiiy uf tlay.
"Ala'! y.nir mother i .I.h.I. 1 am
till here, ill nml In-reft of all llliiMona.
although the il.a'tor mi-ih very lio ful
aloiit me. Life ia in.l.i-.! very hhort,
mii.1 the uaile'a woril', -Id-re w have
Ii" ahlilliiK my,' ure very true." I'ail
Mall liazelie.
A M..ma li.xior of riillu.hr.
AlimliK the women vtlm have receive.1
ilii rve.l hoie.i. iliirim; the .reMnt va
on i Mr. A. K. V. U.il rt.n. of Mua
coii., . T. The L"inverity of WotMti-r
conferre.l iijniii her the ieyrii of il h tor
of .lnl,..ipliy. 'riii" title wita Kraiittil
in rt- .(.-in t ii of hik'h M'holarly uttmu
Inetita aii'l literary prilu ti.ui. Mra.
KoU-rtnii haa r-ieiilly coinpleteil the
trmi'latioii of the New Teatameiit from
tlm nriuiiutl lir.i k into tlm Mii-kn'ee or
('ret k Imiynae.
Sniie of the Umka of tlm New Testa
ment hail In-.-ii pri-vionly traii-lat.il l.y
other, but fli reviei mul r. lratluttil
all, nil' I the complete Volume, hit lai n
puMi-lie.l l.y the American llililea. iety.
New Voik. Mie ha likeie lraiiliile.
aollie of the hl'lorical laaik of tliellM
Tealalliellt from the ol'lylllal. au.l h.ut
romplie.1 i Muk"i;.-e nli.iny, a vocali
ulary of the I'lucka-aw mul an Knyli-h
ami (.'reek v. ulmlarv -( liri'ti.ui at
Work. '
Au '.aaieralliia Crealur.
She ia uaiially pretty an. I attractive to
the men, which accoiiiita in part for her
ileineaiior to the other j;irU lea forto
Ditto than heri lf. She ia m-Moiii over
twenty -one or twenty-two, or he woliM
he likely to have 111.. re aeli'e, mul ahtt U
very iiuuierou. w hu h '"" to prove that
there are lio.tof prelty yoiiuy women
to ! fi niii'l alnio't anywhere iu Ameri
ca, hut fieciully 'I" they thrive at fali
ioiiahli! '11111111. -r rtieiri.
II. r tal lica are to liemii't afTectioiiate.
Term of ('lulearmeiit trip utility from
t lit. tongue, though they are iimiI, a a
rule, only to ahow her own imp irtanc
aiil but preface aoine 'oiuliit-eti'liii) re
mark that liiHkea one want to tear her
eye out, yet cannot r . nt ilowimtto
the very aweet inaiiiier in which it ia
Mid - I'hila.l. Iplua Time.
A ul.l Kl..rr.
Ok tora a.-iy that kiua la unlu ulthy,
hut if it were 'il.le to kin to death
we'll all make our iiiiiuiiliale atart on a
lilia'ful journey to "that la.urne frmn
which no traveler relnriiN."
The lae kl-a ia one to lie atll.lli-J. It
la arti'licntly iloiie. S.iiim of thu uhl
timer have a aort of carclo. iii'litT.-r-cut
way of lining it. No amount of
atU'ly w ill enable tln lii to ilo il "U'ce-a-fully:
it i nature, not eiliicatioti, that
make an actrea an exa-rieiicn kiser.
It ia pr-tty liar.l to -ay who ii the iuot
arti'tic ki-n-r of all the pretty women
mi the alai;ti w hoae llliea u. ike thelll ill
iluU'e in culation. Mary Amleraoii,
now Mm. Navarro, waa paimiioiinlly the
colilmt. New York J. "in al.
W.iltirM Arllta la roll nr..
Aiiioiii; tii- moat pn.iniii ut wi.meo lo
II. u t.l.t...,.) i...t-ti- u l.i.-l. I.UM ..r,.u'i. nnl
j, Fiirl..r,. Allu.,, r,. M, Mary
I, tf...l .... L t....r,
t ' .1" . "I ' ill.lt, .1 I'lUVtVIIM
)ralr of much eliailelico mul power,
ill" will ! .ii-I it ii 1 1 y eiiKaite.) -in
i'akiiiu' fur l in' ivotilea iiariv iiirotik'n
lie cmiinaigu: Sarah Knit rv, one of the
ilitor of The New Ki.rum. a pirty
aiier jii't atarlnl iu SI. houi; Kaiiny
laiulolph Vickery au.l Mr, liny, of
"exa,aiiil Kva MiTkiiiab!-Valinh, wtua-e
'.i yeara' career on the platform haa
leeii one of great credit to hertelf ami
J brilliant ami efticieiit help to her
Jtrty. She ha lai-u a aelf aupaiitin2
n-wMiper wntl r for aeve-al year.
Am luilauu Hell.
r new lay the hull. ill Woliiau Nellie left
f reiulietoti. She vvaa richly, uot to
au gaiulil v, ilrii.nl in a "toot aaM-inhle"
Miinoiiiitiil with au K;ntt-r la.iniet that
liatnl like u nit ion of the Inoniliig
rolki of apruig. Her n-tl blanket, neatly
rirl vl mul faatemil with a ahawl itrap,
gaM her ii ili'tiiik'ue appearance, aiul
theipiia.ie of her l-fttritiK wa only
nit.l.il by the aali froi'l with which
he Tiihi the car rail aiul awilli her
elf ilxMir.l a the train pull.il out, with
the y grace of a I'ullmaii porter unl
the limbing iliftiilelice Mini careleaa 111
ililTetiice pt-ciiliar to the aalille coveretl
coloiil maiileii of the Iregoii wiaala.
U.aalJhver (Or I ( ilacier.
I'rraervlna a lib inrvliarla.
It IJW apaar that pre'ervea and
twii-t lor polity people are la ing done
up in airhariu uiatemi of augar. It la
aai.itat fru. I. jin-M-lVf Ihur figure,
aromaaiul clor I;. Iter in i" hariu thati
In aiigf. which will la- a temptation to
hi)UM'k-per who lake pri'le. in the fine
appenrtice of their (iiracrrea. Sau
i harin.lt la uiiin ratiaxl, i a pre paralioii
nfcoaltiT. It la expeuwve, hut inaa
ninch it i '.''"i iiuitu awit-ter than
ailgar klitlle am chann wilt go a ifreat
ray. be i-h-a of pn-erviiig fruit in
cial tarw enotish to make our great
fiaiuliiiher get up and come forth.
New V. k Evening Sun
lr lather' llualnrM,
Why il-imt girla w ho peml their tune
atghiiiK If career learn their father
buiui-v' A man died in thia city a few
yeara ag. leaving a uiatiufat luring buai
tie. that ataiil i.ial a year, but ti"t one
.f hia lae family of danghtera waa
'.ile ! lUldllct it. Ulld therefore il
pa'i'l totraliger. while the family
went into i.tnparative .verly. When
a real nt.4 man dml in Jerey City i.t
lot: ao U daughter anniiiiuce.1 herin-
t..i.li,.ii i.t irrvn.J on tl, l.ii.ine.a Sh.H
i,..i i.t I i...r o.i .h.l fn.r in l.i. I
office and ad ti oiiie mi familiar with
the buaini- tlial he i imw conducting;
it m-ce.filv. Newark Advertiaer.
j tU ITe.lilral a Mera.
fif all thei.ple t the White Huae
at the noticatiou i-r-iunr prot-ably
none to thorn.' 1.1 y a -i-uti-d what It
rally meant j the -rexieiit M Mr.
Ihmiiih k. She t the one next to Mr
Harriaon with whom the preaideut ha.
freely dit'11'..e.l affair of the govern
in-lit Mr. iMiumii k, wh i la the pre.
I'lelll' lielce, ride With llllll f relellt ly,
and in thia way haa gained a clear Idea
of the iu. I annoying thing iu the iu
aide of the .llilli.trtl.. lliai lilll.-rv,
ami of how the pre.i.l.-iit ro-a with
theiu. Wa'hiiiglon P't.
Inr ItalBljr I ret.
No wot inn i nn luake a lul-take a to
tue correct f.a.tg. ar f..r the eaoii. Fur
everyday wear white canvaa .lie and
laaita art) the atv !. 1 hey are tlpai
and tnui'iinl with pit.-nl l.-.itli. r; white
taiiva lie have ul-o a white kid tip.
Hii'i-t hi- am I lie ii ..f tall leallu-r
are uUi inn. Ii w-.m A in.vi Ity i tlm
walking l.t of lt:i..i,i!i leather, with
the itp-r of vilni.. I. in -k'km. Slipper
of black nu de ar" rt. i tly plain, aave
f ir the ptvM-uce of ...me remarkable
gill buckle "er t Ile i ll-tejl. - Sh" and
1 iitlu r I'ai I.
Tit "I..I, lertiir."
Mr. J. A. r.tight'a ' lady t t.t b.r" Im
turned up again. Tlm tir-t lime Mr.
Ilnght wa retiini.il to iiailiameiit a
I i.ly contrived to Vote for linn, and at
the central Ihriiiiiigham el.iji.ni on
WdnnMlay a aiiiiil.tr in. i'leiit occurred.
Nunc iiii"ti u uroe a to the validity of
tlie Vole, bii the mayor and town clerk
agr.i-.lwhh the l.ila-ral agent that a
the lady' In me had aoiiu-how got Upon
the regi'tei the returning i l'icer had
fi option li.it to receive her paper
I.-ill. loll Nev a.
A Nra tUnl.
Mi' K. I'. Yale, of Maine ha iu
ventnl a lie- word. "Mr.l.iine" iMr. au.l
lady I, pniiiciiiii nl Merdam. She aay.
In the ne-.v order of thinga tin-re la a
lii'iiimnl for a title to cxprc-a the part
tu rhii of men a:ul wouu u in bu.iiiea.
Tin word in la- I'pplied w In n the part
tier ate hii'baml and wife, btother and
hl-ter or btolher al.d M.uelalv elae'
aiter, vu., Mld.ilne Smith & ,l..ie.'
1 hia i ilige'il'.ll. and IlliiV la-fo'llld to
meet a 'ion,' felt w.ml." -li.t.iii Worn
an' Journal.
A 1 rln( llrili-Hl.
A fain. an duchi - in Loudon recently
went through the ordeal of having a
tire mad" oti Ii r i.uii tig'ire. She .t.aal
for three hour while the .Ir.inaker
wrought tif'y yard of ran- old lace that
could imt l cut into a gown for a
muree, at the iioe of which every aiitch
lia. I to ) carefully cut and picked out
la-fore the lady cutd ill.rola. Tlm
amount of torture that fair woman will
undergo in the name of vainly would
atoniah the marty.- Lou.loii Letter.
la lla tlrttril Thritush timiikril t.laaa.
A girl wlio attracted much attention
from m.iM iiline uier by atmal o the
comer of tin. til. an. I Wa'hiiiglon atreel
ye.terday. She wore a red luit. red ua-H-nder
over rlamiiig yellow wait, rul
akirt mul rut hi a. She waa a ight for
god and men. but Hot for lu. ii who are
troubled with weak eye.-U.nt.i Hec
urd. The Tale uf a Ta(.
A woman not a thoinand mile from
llichiiioiid wa with. ut doubt the moat
Hurried female iu eveii coimtn-i when
alio I'iat-overnl. after coming out of
church Sunday, thai In r brand m-w hat
Wit adorned with a la,-, whereupon waa
illacrila-d the legend, "Kedllced In t'.'.T.V"
- lilt lllllolid K''V li .
Lady Krauce IV.il f. .nr. the mother of
the Hon. Arthur and the inter of Lord
Kali-bury, lia. undertaken it large con
tract. She any h" w ill undertake no
philanthropic dutie until home rule ia
night man- of the pat mil woman uf
frage an a. eoiiipln.li.il fact.
Among finiioii literary women who
have la-t-u uiiiiiarrie! are Hannah More,
Krederik.i llreiner. Mary liiim-ll Mit
ford. Main t M irtiueiiu, Maria Kdgn
worth. Jane Au ten (iiovelili. Klitu
Ctaik. Adelaide I'r.H lT uiid Joanna
IfnilllU (M-le.n-a.
Ill thee day of putting Up jellie Il
ahould la) rei ailed thai cotton lulling ia
lliorti oft, -II ine.l by exa-ri-licnl liouav
keeper to cover the gla'ie than piule
or paper di,il i it liquor.
We have ('. loiui Wright' authonty
for I heviug that the juiy of women foi
doing tlie aaiim work I' not ao diograco
fully lea than the pay of men a it ha
Uevu commonly Mlpa.-e..
Apple blooiiiH iii their delicate pink
tint are favorite tb-aigu for table linen,
and au ea ially apleiulnl oblong piece
of linen wa worked with while ailk
chryamitheiniiiii.
Spinning i the laid f.ohi"iialil oo
rnpatiou. A numla r of women are
learning the art. and the anlUUi apln
Iiinx wheel
Ulftit.
U mi longer a ui'-rn orna
I.im ttf CuNlltJaMC.
The ability of the average colored aerrant
In the anlllh In lrnl tilth iiupuiilty from
hia or her employer, a. I he cae Inn) lie, la
truly plirlioim-lial.
"How a er iiiliilli mi In yer new plarer"
aakeil Jim Welfter of .Matilda Sno latll.
"I xe done laid up n.oah 'I' ll J and I
hain't ilraxeil a eeiil nh wag'- yet."
"Ain't yerafeernl dey will hoid hack yr
wag.- when dey ii.tne i.-r ay you"
"No; 'v got pulfi'' coiifenleiice Iu Vlu."
Tela Mftlllg.
duaraatr'.l.
Mr Worr.l I ih. d . I it really Irua
that '. l.T' ar- inai.JT -
i- h.irinl aliver
It i.raie- ..i.e '.( n.y
aitlelita evr
I are. Oine U nl
III. Iulrirelallua.
A little itearoul I"), who Lad been
taught to reie-al "111 eon another'' v a
tail to peaa on llr.i(y -aranre at
uburhUi ?ui.ihcV'" Liad. luttir eeu the
XDltilnlef laugh when, ou Lt'fJkjiue laiuf
called. h shru.y slated, ae lilUe
jr-.rl " - B jioo 1 rat
I i I i I1 1
rifn'-"' 'i .
STOMACH WASIIINO.
A 8IMPUC tITTLE INVENTlC VERY
POPULAR WITH DOCTOR t
Vthal a rinalarnl Oltli lal uf t l.nl'i
tlvallll triarlatenl Ihlnkai.l -laiti.iler-lag
Ibe ai.iiMMt-lt" A llul'lier T.I.mi aail
Warm M ater tnv One Mar .. I
"I jtiili.h ring Hi. 'loliuu h ' i. on.-1. f Iha
Bern I liiilig.inmrii.ini practice. If the
wtaracre are lo Ii- la-lu-ti.l. it inr.iiia a
revolution iii the ireaiin. T.i . f dt.ji .ia
Ir l')ru. I Urn. Ilr Ih !..!.. I.l an. I
other ttrll known il.il.l- I. He Imd II
w Hit am h un.h mahly ii...-(ul rt.i.iiaaa
t.iii.iiviiu'e liu lil (hat at Irt-l n retimli ha
Urn diM'.ivi'n-d for I In ino'i i-v.i-,1 r ii ng
afTn-l loll. 'I he g.aal lilltllie "f linthkin
wiil be roi re.ja.nilingly imptoted in corv
tipience
ituiith rlng tlie alt. ma. h' I a ninlicaj
alang plu.i-t- not to la loo lilin.llv l.ik.a
by llri.plu Il il'i tiol tin. he III.
wa.hiug or Honing ol the oiMii.i'f d'L'ia
tloli III the lit- that the lerlit. are i.n.l lu
Bniftl hiiiiu'liolil. on Moii.hiy
The nl.-a of w .-hllig lln- 'I. ilia. Ii, or, lt
la int.rr exait, the idea of riuung it out
with warm ttitt.-r. origiiiatid in I'iiii., l.k"
lliali) ol her of the gml Ihli.g. Ill life. In
l'aria II ma iimiI w it h in. 1.1 t;rni ift ing re
lllta lu 111" trtatllirlil of c. Ii l.rillea ll.l
aere chronic .ulTi-rer from d 'ii-piia. He
ci nil) lr Kiln n and oilur S" . V.'ik pt.io
tilioiit-ra got hold of It. and alt. r 1" n.i k'
rXieriuieiilatloii llirjfil.il.iieiinli.ini heal
lal loll I hat wllhlil a Jrar . lime thi- phjai
( lull Mho il.i- not take In liiululr) work
will be far la-hind ihe linn-..
The tiirtaiioii toii.i.l of iioiliing more
or I"" I hni thru-ting a anmll ruhla r tulw
down j.nir eiophagua into jour alouiatU
and pouring iu through the tul a ipuirt
of warm unter. v In. h I-nil. ruanl .iphoimt
out ill much Ihe Mime May n Ihe f.iriurr
flliptle. the ii.litenl i f cue elder lairrel
lulo auot lu r.
The average hiiuiuu atoina. !i bol.la a
itlart, allllellgll blliilloila per..l,a i.fii u do
Imt reiigtne I hi. limit. Tht-relore a ipiart
olwarin water lou-litul.-. a .l..e, an. I
four . !.-' lire gitt-n I., the pulii-nl at t-a.-b
treat im lit The wali-i i. allowed lo te
Inaiu in the lo mat h for a It:. I .pace, dur
ing which a g.i.tle In.-il.g movi-uii-nt g.a-a
on, naiiire Iriidiug the ilnior a helping
hand, a. .he liitaliahly iha. when aha
agni- w it h him.
The apiiiiralii r. .(iiir.il for Ihe treat
ment coli.l.la of n ofl rilhla-r tula aix 't't
III length, a ruhla r luniii l, a receiv iug ba
am. a pitcher, a gulloii of water and a aell
aihleil.a ior Ii I no anuill trick to put a
ruhla r tula down a hiiiuau rat.phagua,
nor, for Ihal matti r, I. il it im k In la- al
liliipl.il by a notice who, in all bkeliluaal,
would gel the tula. Into Ihe indpipr In
atend ol Ihe i phac,ii. The uttu-ut
throw a iuu k hia head o that hia eaopluigua
I lu a nearly u upright Inn- na i.i-ii.le.
The iha tor Ihni't. I lie tula In alow ly, and
It .lidc tluwu the unlet!. Iinul canal aa
rivily a if it w-re a -puihlill of Chri.tinaa
piul.iiug and 1 1 e auhj.i I a a tear "I.l li.y
The patient exH-riencia a f. i ling of full
Ilea., wliieh la not .Iraiige in liewoflhr
f.tcltiiul hi aluiuath conlani. a ifiiart of
llllerv.l I rot on hen ihe water ha. la-en
pilliiHil out, he I. huiigr) After the I real
mi III 1 lliil.hnl he 1 a trille weak, and lu
the word, of one w ho ha Irinl II, "Yiiur
alolllil.il f.iU. the wn) our l.i.l ll.n. w hrll
tl i' a.leep."
llr Kiloii, who ha had hi. own aloiiiath
wa.lmi out arveral ll'iie. admit that Ih
hi. a I rather iiucaiiuy al II nl Ihought, hut
tiin.ider, lie arguen, how much inorv aeu.i
tile il I a a mean of purging mid clean
lug the .lonmeli Ihau the ue of vileniedl
tine. lie haa one patient of w h.nu he ia promt.
She i the piniieer among Iheauhjecl.of the
new Iteatiueiit. Whin ahe Ugl.n! uae
ahe waa run dow ii, w h ich iiii-an that her
alomach mid her bl. aal ni r- iii laid condi
tion. Two liinulha ago ahe weigtitii 11U
liolllid. Now ahe weigh. Ill', andhergiaal
appelile pniini!- a furl hi r IncreitM- iu her
avoinliipoi', while after e.tlllig .he ha the
blla.ful eXa-rii-iiie of mil rruluing Ihal all
La a aloiuai'h al all.
Thi Miulitl. like a patent, tiudiciue al
vrrt ii-nieiit. It I. not. There i. no utleiit
ou warm water and a ruhla-r tula-. The
couiutrloii of I ho huniiiu laaly lu a .It-am
engine ia n . I new. Well, in the human en
gine the alomach lathe llrrlaix, and w In u
Ihe llreUiX la out of onler there I lai'll.1 lo
lie troiibln lu all llieoihi-r part- l'r. .lily
if everyone ina-tii atnl liiifn.il .irly
and tk aullielelil eiercin al it i liuira
Ibi-re would la. no aiich wold it. 'pala
lu I he dictionary of medicine. I lul Ihe con
trary i line. Here In. dual acii-nce alepa III
and trie to aid the man w ho ha brt-u lou
limy lo uiy proN-r ulieutinii to hia health.
I'arliiiniof fiaal which do not digel re
maiu lu hia aloautch. They la-come putre
fied and have au 111 effect liaiu the blood,
tlaaue and U.-.h. The tlrelan la mil of or
der, the Hue ate atopal up. and throw
hear thai familiar aeiitence, "Uialor, I lu
all ruu ilua u.' Now, w hat iha ton are g'f
lug to do 111 the future la to clean out the
UrelaiX mi thai nature wilt have a clear palb
to go oil w lib her fillicliuiia,
"If we had known thia iu lime, Mr.
Maine would he alivr today," aaul Dr. L1
ou. Here we were puxxlllig our hraiua
over ineiliciiie when lying aluunl al our
feet, aa it were, w a the anaple.l of nin
eiliea, and the only reinnly which would
have cured hi in. There are many oilier
troiiilnenl men. uow dead, w ho might atill
a living had they eu Joyed the npporluuil)
of having their alomacha wa.hed."
Il ia not Intended thai you ahould only
have your atouiach wanlied when you have
dyaia-n.ia. 1 he Iiiiim- la lo preteiit d) i
ia a well aa cure It. If we are to believe
the doctor, one ahould hate hi alomach
waaheil every two month, or an, Jiol aa he
haaadeiiliat attend lo hia teeth al Inter
Vala U remove the tartar aud toare If there
are any new caviiiea.
It won't be long la-for a Uiau uneliug a
friend on the atreel will hear hun any: ' lu
a hurry, old man. I feel all out of Mirta,
and I'm going to have my kluinach laun
dertal." New York World.
Aa Kagllah Ui-elaloe.
An Kngli-h court ha d.-r nl.il that acuok.
male or female, I not bound to give au em
ployer liotliw la-fore having, uor on the
other baud i Ihe employer reipnred lo noti
fy the cook la-fore dix barg.hg lc r. The
reaaon givt li ia ihal if the r.a.k wa. forunl
to remain agaiu.l her will .he might re
venge herelf on the uinularriof the family,
or. In cae of arluh, ou her employer' pe
trona New York Tiii.es.
Aa lluurglaaa la Ihe I iiRIb.
Il waa an ancient prai iu lo put an hour
glaaa lulo Hie 11 .111 11 l-fi re I'll rial aa an em
blem of tlie nanil of life Irll.g mil out.
Some aiitiiiiariai.. an-of ..pinion that lit
tle bourg!a.e w. re ai.i u nlly given al fu
neral.. Ilk ro -mart and h) the frlen.l. of
the ueceavl eilh. r put into I lie colli II or
thrown Into Ihe grate.
nnm ImiI ihm Mr, I Ir.
lieautiful aiel ru I.
"Will ;'! marry me' ' hea.ked plumply.
"Why," herx. Uiuml, "how al.ru pt you
are You won t give u.a lime "
"I Can't do il." he atia.i 'This I a
raab traiiai-teni "
And o Ihi v a. i. li.ari x and livaj
ha..il.Oo a g'rol old age I vi roil f rt
Pre-t. '
lail.aa.rali Alir.rty fala.
An.rri. vt lif cai.pai.n-a have already
paid f I 'ay la inaiureil rndoa meuia
to over OO.'SaV persooa. who Lave Ih a
faaod thiiicivra rnru bed awl ruade more
ludepetidebt a unpr.jj jitlt yean Came
.: to taw. Iiavld S. liuiwaj Lu Aroa,
o
O CD g O O
oo 0oo00 o
WHAT TMCY ALL SAlO.
I
ansa ll'llliaal I llriaMi-ea That Met)
llearil al a Itereltllwa. I
"i in, ii. hi.l veil ti'iil.l niiiie, my deal.:" j
' I 'Ii. 1 w on I.l ii i lone iin.Mil II tor any
1 1 1 1 li at hi ll.e W'.rl.r I alwai hate .in h
t.o e.y t line, mi i.-ui n i. pi ion.. " '
I !. k kind f t. ii t. mi"
"idi. t 'lo. lor-oh. hen . M.-t de ( hat
Itr' ll" do ton .1... M ile I halter'"
"I Hi. o I.I." I I" -ee )..ll'
11..- n.i of tl l.ti rial n il la w holla
fracmi nt.irt I' i inii- iu l.it . and ditoii
lnil.il ..-I. lime, lo ll.ei-.tiof Ihe writer
I. ill ol 111.- Ii.vnn "a-.l'I'le aahh'i' ' ii.Iim-.
ipii-ut upon .ut h prohi.il.leand pit it.urahle
att nr.
"Now. !r ile l.u.utw at . y on really at
I. a. kind in .1 ll.iiii ricg hia"
"The tkiu.e .In-, and Ihe ame la.inrt
.hi- had on it'll t ii...- I i e mi ii her al
ru t pti..n Ihi. w u.i. r '
"tawiil I l.rn.g ton a ftp of tea
I Ine lump .r i .i .. . .iij.ii 1
"No ti t ui . p i a-
No. wiallt
"lie- la. I I. alt ill I. ..ilk. with the wldlt
holilit-l '
.No. no. ll.e our iii him-, with the gray
la.lini-t."
"nil. 1 don i kti.'M w ho .1,.. . t woudi-r
("-
lla, ha. t.a' Y.'i alt' a., very, very fou
nt ' If )Ol .loll I '
"The) .hi ', awfullv ri.ii and"
' r or hi-avi-ii aake h.-k al that woman,
w Hit a fine like a hitnler, ill a lavender la tu
rn I' '
'tlh! Knoiiih lo ai-l ntir's teeth wu rdge.
Inly dill. ti "
"lh-g par.h.11. "
"Aw. it iiiilnl) , certainly "
"1 hank. "
"The lal! hhnid geiilh uian'"
"ea "
'I think hi mime la Siuythr.
I'll ask
for '
"I'm tireil and lml to death."
"Tin la my thud one I. .lay."
"I te atetaunl four a week till bl
Mil
w inl.-r "
"i'iue of tl.rni ale aw fully tireniiur,
and"
"llo ). hi really aupHne tlne diaiuuud
are i;i-!iuiiii-'
"1 il.iul.l it. for I've heard oh. 1 ill so
gill. I to Ml' )otl! Jll.t 11.1111-'"
".ln-1 Ihi. miuiile Awful rahhle here,
Lu t Ihere'"
"Uiea.llui' h will a holeaak WO
M-rn.n. lo iitme al ..lie tune toa Ilmimi that
cannot la- made lo hold more lhau l."a If
I"
" That waa awfully detail, awfully der
ail!" "lla. ha. ha!"
"I'lit-r ay pritately that her bualaiiid
d.a'.u't inieuil ii iinug home again at all,
and I hat"
"ni, that .lemb-r woman in the tailor
made gonu Her Iiaiue'a Wardrea. She
ha. an Invalid hii.lutud at home, and I
t Inula "he .1 I .-tier Im there with him,
for
"The Ial time I teaa In Yurriip e nt
four charming week lu I'an beautiful.
la-autifiil I'ari imd"
"They ay they're rugaued, blither father
aweai he'll ili.inhrrit her If she uiarrlea
liliu. and ao"
"I h, mint you g.if"
'-, illdeeil "
Mill. MiM.rry:"
"Had a loteiy time."
"So uhul. ou cuuie agalnf"
" , indeed "
ho"
'l iia.lhv "
"liiaalby, deah. Heiuenila-r Ilia to your
mamma."
"Ye; gmalby "
"(iiaalhy, deah." Detroit Free I'reaa.
t'natirtiirlalel ay liable.
In Ihe early day of the gold ei ilement
III California a young liermaii from .Michi
gan deiarleil for Cahfornia, and after proa
Hi llllg for aw hlle n-ltletl there.
Hi. t.aiin- tt tt. John ( Aliiion.liiig.-r, aud
wl.hiltgto Allierleaui.e hltu-elf aa IIIUCU
aa Hi..ible he appll. d to I he legi.lal lire of
California aud had hia name changed lo
John li. Almond.
A few day later a limn named John
Smith applied to Ihe same Irglalature, and
after retitlng a long catalogue of the Ilia
to which he w a .iihj.i l. owing to hia un
fortunately common name, he aahl III con
clti.lon: "And whert a 1 have not Iceil that you
have curtailed the name of .1. li. Aliuoiid
I liner to .1. ti. Almond and hate not die
Mrted of Ihe 'illger,' With II aeeina to la ly
ing around hi.e, I relied fully re.pieil
that the aame mav la aihltil to my inline."
'Ihe rein It of Ihla ap.eiil la mil atalrd.
Yuuth'a Cuuipauioii.
(iaaaleal atul Aiieuirlate
Mrs Tivinont I in going to put "Wel
come the t outing, Sml the I'artlug
tiuel" over the diair of our new hollar. I
wiah you would ugge.t a gal lim riptiou
for the great lireplai'.
Mr. W eaterly- Mow would "la ll hot
enough for jour' do? - I'm k.
Vlrm4 Her.
Sh.wlnakrr-Well, don't auy of theaa
ahoea .lilt you, mianF
Mlia KllpM-rly-Oll, yea, indeed, but you
have audi a delightful way uf lacing theiu
up I thiMighl I would try ou arreral pair
Ulore Harvard jtiilaaui.
Jut.
Mr. PMMiner (.lipping ring on her Bnger)
Iloea II pleaui you
Miaa lla.li Ye. Indeed. I'm never so
happy aa when I have a new engagement
ring, Tit lllta.
A Itiraaal ( all la Arrlre.
1-1
.-Mm
aV. . y
"llrre, le.v, jut lake my lard lo to lb
Udtea "-Life.
I'ersileseil.
aainai l a tM.i.iiiaji ita.
- raiii.'.l uii.li-rf land al ad
Tl. a a) man. li.a K" on.
When I I tilth treeaur el.a th duf
Anil hair ine arrsl-t fun.
MV1I .on, I) .a. 'Now, Artlnlla, duat
mi Itli.'W
A irrrrt oit: irlrl like )hi ahuuld eot avt
It nl a In u I aanl atmte Jra alrjr
A brs.1 Irt or m.iih preiir nl.-
Ut n.al- ii'.tMt.a hul a hat,
t nl. flxwrr a.. I Im.m. ami Ihlnim,
r wmiriiiie.. J'l't aiu I want 7
l.alr iii ' rl.
aha'll nt) . "I t'.t la teitr.lia for aueb a
llttlr ariel. "
(' aiaJ. lM-nn.ii .u I'uca.
Tl. Aibeaa uf the nWaiat.
And liow t oiiu a tint Memphis Coin
Uieri lal pna laiuiiug that M' Inphi i
the Attn n of ll.e . nth." It la a lit
tle late In tiling it i Iiiun. but we truat
that It will la. duly coti'idernl. Tlur)
i led a city or town lu the whole
a'ltbern country, m-urcely a villagitor
tall, 1. 1, tl.O can laia-t of a high at hoot,
au academy, a college or a unirer.ity,
a leading i luh or a literary ciety,
that ilue not laiuat of la lug the"Albeua
of the tontb." Meanwhile Kuoxrllle
continu' ft be the "Athena of th
aottth." ivbOiTllle Tribune.
FI. ATI'S HKTKCTKD.
SCHEM ro.' SVi0LING iNiURANCC
C0VPANIC5.
uhtKiitiiig w lti)uul lifjtirl fur lh
l'uii"ic nl ( i i-i itiic on irrlilml full
ri atni MimI m i oniititm Trtrh -Thv
I t1 m to Irn I rj. i
The ... n .nil of accident Insurance.
C-uupanl'i In. tiu-rea-ed lelifotd the nttfK
iini' e. .-r p-e--iii n.g and pn-.ing fraud
til, -i.t cl.i.nt' In :uiiil. ite tliiitli in ortb-r
I.t oltt on pat iu nt under a iolicjr of life lu
aural.. e ti-i'i.ti. mucli mote Mheiuing ami
al.o ( tie . . o;i nit ion f more than one cu
fr.1. tit.- I., t ' a in ti tt h.i reg ml money
a ..f t't t'.t Ilctn a liinh, au airl-
1 llrl.t 111 I-I .... ;....l. V oil. r golden t.pH)r-
'e.' tun tie. I -- Ii t'l'l lYth.ti the luo-t aa
1. 1 .i. I.t.c -i i ire of nert e on t he part of a
j tt ..nl. I Ii- m. hi iii.i- 'I. (rainier wa. -Ihiwii
, I - 1 1 1 in.i i it li.t ira-.vli.l utid. r a railritad
at .it i. ut pi..;r"Mii .Hid p! t. tl hi- hand under
t the it h.i . of .i ..iiiui; Irani lie had only
lo put h
I. i.i I on i h.. rid while tin-train '
.1 ...ii. ai d Ihe wheel naturally
I wa. in i, ."i
did 11.. u -I
The , r t ; . t-! i--1 m.ln i.iual waa conarmtii
Intrd ht the .'.ind.-i-i ou hi tutrmw ete 1
rajH- fioiu a trrtihi.-iltath, and hi rvpla- I
1 n.it i. . ii H it he had .1 iiti.l.l.-d and fallru '
' li ai f it ' t'. i tl..- Ir on ... not ipu-.l uuitxl. I
ll.it h.loietli.1 company paid theclaim It'
Hat - ) ." i.-l an plain. lion aa lo w liy
It w in- I. a.l en t In- iii. in -tumble anil '
I fal1. u... I a .1. in I ite ttua unt to haik Into,
I he t :r. mi. -i in. Tlie il. tu l ive hunteil
up a tttiuiUi of lit .lander., aud. finding '
thai none i f i In in .-.in Id throw any light ou j
Hi.. it. In t. h.. ii. t imputed liilothe man'
t hi, rui I.-r Th.- mutter he received coo- I
firmed I.l .':.pic iiiii, and he iimiiuenceil
th. in g a In : h nit i.t igat ..ii on luowuac
ram'. Ilia lir-t i trria were not rrowunl
with Very aiunal .ttcee.., but when he
craw I'd under Ihe pint form he found the
lurau-iy .olti I for bi n.
It had Iuu no on. . bii.ine to clear
a'.tay the ilu.i and riilihuh alurli hail col
Ir: ted for ) . a-. liinh r Ihe old plat form, anil
It wa i.i'V to ie where the mall had
claw 'nl, a. In-had lift a regular trail be
hind Li iu In the du't. lolloiiing thia trail,
tl etlelti'lite found It bit, aa he i-iecteil,
towaid lite track, mid on one of the fore
U.el joi.li he found a v idem e of a aever
bump h) a iiuiu' head, ipule a number of
haira luiv iug In n torn tail ill t he pna-ea.
('ullecliiig th. c hmra, the ibtta tive next
coinparetl tin in Willi tlna-e ou the head of
Ihe complainant. They wire exactly the
aauie color and texture, and the tba-torwho
had al It-lull d Ihe llijuretl mail recollecleti a
severe woiittd nl the lurk uf his head
w hich would naturally he rauaeil by a man
lyii g mi the ground and autldetily raising
hia head Willi a jerk.
The claimant wa Inl . n to the platform
and the theory of the detective explained;
In him. It waaaiclled thai he dellla-ratele
, craw letl under Ihe plalfoim ami placed hi
liaiidoulhei.nl In front uf the lal car.
The blow on the Iuu k of the head waa evi
dently the remit i. f a terrible nervoiia ahock
which he had uiub-rgoiie, w Im h hail cauartl
an luvoliiiiliiry uiotloii of the aplue aud
beck. A smart man of a legal turn uf mind
might have la-ru able lo bluff il out and to
defy the company to prove so Improbable a
klory. Hut the claimant had more nerve
than sili-e. He promptly weakened auil
took Ihe ad vu e of the detective, w hull wa
lo get out of the way In fore he wa arrest
ed. In thi ci'e the way of Ihe traiiagreaa-
(tr wa hard, hr I e lit In hand, premium
ami all, paving ih aily for a self Imposed
It-mill.
Another ra-e i.i w 1.1. h a man la suitiaaw-tl
to have preferri'd a sum of money down to
the ue of one of hi hand occurred iu New
York alale, where a man, now deceased,
claimed cnminaiinii for a hal hand under
vrry tcc ulinr rin uin.liiiiiep. lu company
with a d.a-tor he went out hunting, and
when he returned Lc hud left I hind hllll
hia hit tniiid Ile had rni-ltnl rareful
aurgieal alteuilaiit-e, anil hia wound waa tied
up lu regulation l)le. lie made hi claim
with perfect iiinllilenie. explaining thai he
hail ahol Ida left hand off aivldetilally. The
da-tor conllrmed Ihe alory, and uildera
ble argument en. mil. It waa freely aug
gr.tnl Ihal Ihe d.alor had la-ru lakvu VU
the trip for the uprem puraa of ampu
tating Ihe hand, ami a at rung can w aa
made lu thi direction, 't here wa, how
ever, nothing but Inference on the com
pany' side, and Ihe claim wa oompro
lu latil.
. A I'emiaylvaiila agency wa caught by
omewhat aim liar trick. A man who had
tried hi hand at varloil profeaeioii aud
found them all (allures, tta.k out au Insur
ance policy for act idem, llrat taking the
precaution to move a couple of hundred
mile aud anaiiuie a flcliliou uaiue. A
Uu'iilli later he got caught lu a thrnahlna
machine, aud by aid of the men who helped
pull him out waa able lo put In au appar
ently uiiauawerahle claim for coniaiua
tiou for the lo of a leg. Ile had no bind
Ueaa to lake bun to the machine, aud that
waa the only weak point In hi caaa. Hllll
(here waa nothing to Juillfy delay, aud the
claim waa paid. If the claimant had again
moved 'JUU mile ami kepi hiaowu collllarl
all would hat lai n well from hi poiutuf
view, lor In au Incredibly short spaca of
time the Ihra.hlng machine victim waa
able lo walk with the aid of au artificial
limb.
Hut prtatperlty waa too much fur the
chemcr, who ale, drank and wa merry,
aud a usual under I bine t-irciiuiatance be
gan lo lalk more freely lhau waa quit
wise. In a aahsiii oue evening he bragged
loudly of how he had la-aleli the company,
explaining that he hul bat Ida leg luyear
before, and Ihal all ba bad loat lu the
threshing machine wa the willow ubsll
1 nt with Jti't enough of his own flesh and
hone lo deceit the iha I or. A g'al deal of
wonder had la-en expressed al the easy
nianuer In w hich he tik to au artificial
leg, and thia lent coll. Iderahle color to hi
lory. Invest igai lou quickly proved that
he bad for once al any rate told the truth.
He waa made to ill-gorge all uf the Insurance
money be hail not apeiit, and by thi mean
escaped irocculliiu. The caae I chiefly
remarkable for the a-rfect ailoceaa of th
trick and the eaae with which II wa earned
out. New (Irleaus Tliurw IrrmovraL
(irrsa (iaae
Woman I w antaunie plum colored crepe
it chine.
Merk (pull out roily Here II la.
Woman- hut tin la green.
Clerk I'liima are never rip at thia tltM
of the year, ma'am.- Hallo.
deeeree.
"I hope you are not angry al papa for
kicking you, dearest "
"tlh, no, 1 never pay any lteiitioo to
bat goeaon la-hind my back.''-Tlt-llil.
Aaalnaar.
Trtifraaor-lfow long ahould a mao leg
he In pnifairtuin to In taalyf
Mr. Ix.a stand -lng enmigb to rsach
the griHiud, air. - Yale llecord.
I'laeed.
"llow aboiil Mr. .linglee. our new neigh
bor! lie a a No I hll'lailMl. iau't h"
Oh.dear.no. II' No. i any wy." Cki
ago Inter hean.
I. la aa1 A (!.
II nfua won.lrra all) bl wife
Will .i..l aii knur, ae I,
In stuiii in r ih d.auJ linaa
V 1.1. b trll about a dnaa.
Awl lb l. Im un "sanliHli
la Kisa aacluilad aiaM
A Millar 4iaraai te
Uuw aabaelM Bia sin.
(7j -HstUlW laA
FOOTBALL IN MALAY.
A Cam That vii(i.i . itr Our Owe rtayera
a w rululan.
Among (li.. Malay f.Ndball h lfa
in tiitlitne from time hnin-inorUt.
hut it I with lie iu ca. i.t iu liy a K'fOt
t, for in t. Hue, b.ittl.il.a.r mul ahuttio
cii'k ia w itli na, mid it ia not a cont.-aL
ll.n f.H.tbaTl la rutlu-r smaller thau thai
fid ut I toil am I i Inn In of wicker
work. TIi.im' who join in the game ar
range Uieiii" Iv-t iii a wiile t irc'lo ami
k k the bull from oim to another with
Hie in-ide, 'T. nt tune, with the flat of
the foot. Th"i'l'jict of Ih'i player I
to kn p lliu t all p i-'itig nl.'tit without
lla i v. r tottchiug the groiiii'lor the hand,
of miiv one. (in iit ih it' nty i shown
In tin i'rforiiiaiice, and tlm ball U
iixiiii 1 ly kicked to n very reaja .tubla
height. Tin to aeema to l no pi nutty
exact. .1 fioin a player who tuny kick the
hall badly or full tii kick it at nil.
We had our own giimo uf fiadbatl,
am! tlm lint' limen, ai.tnl by two
ui.iui ra in our i.aiu. acor.u twogoma
lo our four. (Miring the. gain.' tlm lla-
tlv.-aioll.i t.il in aim gtealer liuuila-ra.
un.l at it termination tin y ta gged u
to allow tin in In luivit a game among
tlli-llli-hea. To till Wit um litcd, Blld
Iwouf li ii' li 'l a captain of the idea,
tiumla-riiii: alaitit tin player apiece,
lll.r-t of w 'In lu atripail to Ilie "aarollg, "
un.l wrapH'il it round their loins, leav
ing the reetof their la.liia bare.
Thu bull wa staittd, and then fol
low, d hum of tho lma.1 exlraordmary
game of fiattbiill that ha ever bevn
su n. Tho game main rt nw J lo he
gaiuttiit all aud became a vcritabto bat
lie. A when a sort id lur shr.hrr.l. trr
Their force at (...thall.t arr uf viclorv
yiakes Ihrm aaluu an ruilt-ly. hrea't tobrvaal.
That their eucttiiitter seeuirii ttat rough fur :aU
1 1 ami, arm and even teeth, wero
tiMil on all aitle. Llml ttoweil fni ly,
ami ult.-r. 1 iili.tit tlm field were soon
to la-s.i trtlitt woiitnl. tl, 1 might almost
ay, the slain. A sumo fell exhausted
to the ground they wi ro removed, and
their place in Ilie fray Went taken by
other, who r 1 1 - tit! I forth eagerly from
tho crowd of si tutors.
Simula of victory ami groan of de
feat rent the nir, nml at length thinga
lacaine no aeriou that tin) two captain
Were obliged lo aeizo Dm the ball and
latlt with it lo the pavilion. Tin) game
thu rnme to an end, and tho player
withdrew lo their liotiua, with the ex
citnl crowd following at their bud.
Tin limit have In n regarded aa a led
tetter day l y tho nut ive community of
Mtilun, nml the viit of the "Orange
Puteh" (Kiigliilitiien) will lai rctueuT
la red miioiig theiu for some time to
come. Wit received a hint next morn
ing from tho authorities that the native
mint nut be allowed to hike part in our
name. Fortnightly Review.
Te llm.lll llaraaalil.
A nioveiiieiit i tin ftatt ill England,
fitered by a kmii uf tioblo ladiea in
tereatetl iii the aiil'juJ, In protect bar
maid a lo their hour nf lalnr. It la
inliiuiiliil that tlierti urn IJO.uoo young
Women ill London ill liivuactl huuaea
who work from 13 to 14 hour a day on
wi kduv and from aeveti to nl no hour
ou Siiiiilaya, with nun Sunday off in
each mouth. Surely when ao much ia
aahl atatiil an eight hour day fur men
tln-ait young women ought not to tie for
gotten. They find a huveii of rest in
their brief Interval uf Ictatiro at tho
Morley raiiua, eataldiihtil by tho late)
Mr. Siimuel Morley Hint now uudet the
NiiM-riiiteiulenc of MIh ('. M. (lough.
Here iMtrmniil out of work con slay,
paying a very small utti for laiard and '
lodging. Hut the ata iul purt of tho
work I the mint valuable, lhirumid
are brought into oontuct with tudie of
education and refinement. The room
are uae.l for reiuling, writing', iiiuhic,
I'onverautiou, ml and advice, aud laxika
are lent from an exct lleut library.
Loudon Truth.
Ilaller Tuok Ihe Case.
"I had iinirtunt law caao on."
aid a Wakefield gentleman. "I knew
no one could win that cam for Ino hut
lieu llutler. Uii wa ill Wnitinton at
tho time. 1 went lo Waalungtou, and
After hard scrabbling lor two day got
an audli'iicw with him. Ha said ho
wouldn't take my caae for 1 1.000 a day.
lie had morn work on hi band now
than he could attend to, and ho went
about hi work right then.
" Uein ral, ' 1 aaiil, I waa horn in tho
a me town with Jon."
"Ho Kriiuti-d. bnt waan't olberwbe
aXTected that I cou.d atv.
" 'IW)'oiirelnelul'r littlo Mlaa 1
And you reiiiemUr the boy w ho need to
end note lo her, and tho boy who nacd
lu iako them? I am tlie hoy who took
tho note.'
" "And I am tlm boy who aent them,
aaid the general. Ho held out bia baud.
'I gum I'll take your caae, after all,'
ho aaid, and bo did and won It." Uo
tun Ulobe.
Iireasa Wanting ml Death.
There i a family well known in lit
erary clrcli in New York of w hiih ono
member, an old ludy, baa bad l i or II
n-pftiliotianf a dream that alio waa car
ry imt child a long and wearytliatanco
np hill and over rough puttie. When
ever tbo dream occur, some member of
tho family din shot tly afterward. It
la not connn-te.l with previou knowl
edge of III health. for in one of the in
tancea Iha death baa been that of per
son auppow d to be perfectly healthy, lil
ting at bla atr.dy labia at work, and car
rledcff quickly by a atrokeof apoplexy.
Tho last instance of thia dream waa just
before the death of a well knewn news
paper man in thia rity lout winter.
Chicago 1'iait.
Afernpriaie.
Outoftowner See here, Applettl, tho)
apple 1 bought her Last bight wero lOO
anl.
Applrtii-1 know, I know, hut aey waa
np to limes. hus ton Courier.
Oal ( flaM.
Author 1 don't think lb paper treat
aay tare comedy light.
Fnand 1 notice they mention It usder
the beading. " Amusement." Pack-
raasMallwa.
Passenger What lo thunder is
all I
whistling for?
Cooductor-We've caught up with
darned cow again. Y'al .Hecord.
A UreaaaQ
I dreamt 1 an aUi
'uU iravrloc ua Ih wlna. J
Aad a I avMii air lJ sii.
I areaoit I ksid bar stag.
I frramt I Wanl ml ladr "
As I wa iwatsi br.
Aad tba I drawa.1 bow flail I waa
Thai I k4 kai-ned te tf.
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