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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 21, 1893)
o MINCE AMD PLUM PUDOlNa fs W ll.lr...i.i lil.he.1hst (soil in II l.l. I'runrrly. .inn. riiii-ut ought to t. extremely Whoi-..ine f . r t!.e .une reasons that make II g, to. nl hh flavor of sweet hii I sour, of ini-.it. upp lean. I spue, which n-lieve each other and it Hiu-ly di vi.J,-,J j.jirl !.- which allow thiM holier blend lug of tlnv..r aii.1 uve I lit- stomach. W lint gic mi;., i 1 1.- it til repute a the vi-ry spawn nt nightmare ore iu otrr.li.-.iu.: with m.-t ami hotter and iu ilrnK'it'it with spices Spue is the Very n. ..f tin- nerve, nghtly ned, gn.wing mi, re etux-ntiitl oa circulation mm, I sense dull with age Uut it should I dclk.it. ly. diMcniuigly um) out to ! iu potency Economical rook llluke mincemeat of biffi heart. Willi tin- thick fut pared awny before c..kitig uii the jmrjr tlatik stnp cooked wuh it mi, both boiled down in the troth, an iiicxpeii.ive foun dation which mimed, u aa nib iu tongue or the hi,: . ,-ricrd piece ten derloin, fillet or round. The fat i takru off. the nrh liquor of the meat boiled down to gnivy and added to the mince. One quart IhiwI of chopjK-d inent to three ol apple i tln rule, and with tbl neither net. butter, hrundy nor wine U need. liHuiwin apple are ami, with one quince to tint four bowl of mince, oue lemon and (hvI, two Havana omii,-n, chop.-.!, the w boiled tender and very finely cut, hiilf a cup of cider J'lly. two fttj of r.UMii. one of currant, a table- ootiful of cinnamon, two nutmegs ami a tfiv-IMoni'iil of clove, one coffee cup of sugar The juice of the meat give nchnuss iti-teud of net. In place of the wine atnl linuuly, what? Une half cup or the best I'orto Kico niolaaM-, not yrtip. one large cup of strong tea and one third tc-uMssinful of caveune l'piT Thut gives a test that i a fair mutation of truiuly and aide digestion. When the pi are made one teaxauiful of butter, in small I " ,i, over the mince Ix fore puuiug uu inu upper crust. Thii mim e ha not mi indigestible iugredieut in it. while the tl.ivonng i very rich Fine tjotir mingled with oil baa been a regale ever since patriarchal times. wbcu Saruh set cuke before the angel nt the diNir of Abraham tenL We were meant to like it and to eat it If, Instead of the p:ile bruwn Hour mingled with olive oil and baked on the hearth, which .Surah used, we prefer a paste of itarchy Hour and annual fat which uo juice of the stomach can dissolve any more than they could piece of glue, it U our own mistake. The human family haa gone back to the primitive paMry of Mature not from any ti!crxtiti..iis ubout the in lurioiiMio of piu.tr y in itnelf. but Ih.- c.ium) it liken pie uud likit the bet kind of IL For try, uh the ordinary talad oiL it h whole wheat Hour or any fine grade of Uraham, It give the RWwtext, ilakient pactry ever eaten. Try it. with brown tloiir or w hite, umiik one part oil to three part Hour, with n e water, wilt and a pinch of linking 'v,lcr. Unuh the top with milk on puttuiK it in the oven, w hich li, mid to hot enough to bakf It taiorntighly iu a little over ten minute. There l not a trace of oil iu the pHJttrT. which la more delicate than if made with wevt butter. I'ltim pudding U another wholexome fool thut uo cartful family tdiutild bu without in winter, combining' a it doea the heat making and atretigtheiiiug el menu of fat. Hour and raism. The baiof a plum pudding i thvtiuext out meal, almoM like Hour, with a little oil. baking ,nli-r und fruit. tUvonng with the uruma'ic lluvaua orange tid. The coarvr kind of ortmenl l richer than cbi-Htnut an filling for turkey. I' cold Uiiled outuieul and bread cruiub, wilh choppetl oynter, iweet murjorain. aau.iage, or any luiual flavoring, eepo cially celery, which give a Hue Havor to the bird, or put pinch of ground carawny and da.h of nutmeg with the age and marjoram if you want anew and foreign flavor of which the ingredi cnta cannot be recognized. Drew your turkey aud till it overnight to let the eaaouing strike through. Itonis N Turk lllr. There are neveral heiresaea who lire in the iiniuediute neighborhood of Waah ington mire. One i .Mim Flora Davi. a very pretty girl, aud the daughter of .Mr. John II Davis. Mis Darut' mar nuge with Mr Hamilton Cary will rery loaaibly lie an event of the winter Mini Fanny Taller, a daughter of Mr. and Air. H N. Taller, la alway much ad mired. She I a blond, and will unqnee tionably inherit much money. Mis Annie Langdon, a liatur of Mr. Koval i'hcl Carroll. i aaid to have at least f .1J.J a year and the pruiect if much more. She i also one of the Waahing ton njuare n t. Mis Stevens, a daughter of Mrs. Fred eric Steven will have a large fortune. Oddly euou0h. Mia Steven wa fre iuently last winter at eutertaiuuien! ber where the hrt wife of her mother aecoiid hiniUmd. the Manpn de Talley rand Fengord. wa a gut. It will be remembered that the uiar.Ul on marry ing Mn. SU-vtn uiiied a ditlert-iit title, which he had a nght Ui. and is tiow known a the Uuc Ue Dino. The resent duche tnhented herenonuotuly large fortune from the late J is lab Samp son, a Cum. cc'.H Ut uerchanL Mi tli.se Hurst, a vivaciou little brunette who 1 "ou to make her debut, is a grauddaughir of tdward H. Jaffray. aud will douUl.-s have a comfortable fortune. Mis Helen Olivia Stoke, a daughter of Mr and Mr. Ai.sod I'ht-lp bloke, u one of uie n h.-st girl id tow n Mo Fair has ..me f i.i.Mi.'A, aud u likely tocome in for aa much more laUrr 00 She is livitig now with h-r ilr, Xr Haniian i-Inch. and they will o be a!,ut Hit wiut.r. a t!..y are id cioin.ii.g for their mother Neit au m r. tiioi;h. nt N.-w j..rt. where Uiey wtU live 111 tl. Iiali. r. ft house, a revet.t pur. haee. in. y will l? eet-n everywhere. Tlwre are s,mi tan !arl oil heireaw in the li.. k feo.-r and Flagler families. Mm (ira. e Wil-m. a daughter of R. T V'ilnn. i ure to have a rery Urge fortune. M.e 1 a very handsome bloret New York liecorder Wssses Is Iks Cessse Dessetsass. in the hjtory of the collecti.m and axrepiUtma of fatta la alnvt ail ds irtmecu of the presett cwi there is p;e t an inijuirv or UliuUlu.n .tit tUre a woman in it A rwtul of lr work ou, rninl an r., h o, t, i.i.i.j t,f woman empl,.) n,. i,t When full) iii,i., tlH-i-eiu oftL-a liiiinU r I in it. ,,, f,,r, r l.,m 4 -jit) (.chili.. or hair of il,. Wl.rv woini-n. ( f ! .Ill I. u., i,,!,,!. ,m.t etuii.-i ,.f to, in llcK'arding the ,,ik of couiitiii on the eleitrii.il inn liin,, puiu hiii,; and UlmUlliig the putu li.-l i rd. the uiar int. n l.-ut of . . on. Ml, "If I w.-re to undertake thi Work again, having had the .-i-n-iic I have lil, I h.Mil, h.tiri tic hut worn, non any of lhe thr.f m hiti.-. I bate found t.Iily fp.m the beginning that wom.-ti did more w .ik and that more ac curately than in- ii upp.M their u en..r deli. y of touch and alertmw of vuiou are largely the ihum of it. but 1 hare aim found woui.-n tu.ire coiiM ien timu. If an enumerator wnt rly a man u more apt to gu.a at hut au- wer and pun, Int. cording!)'. A woman, ' have found, will in the greater iiuiu- i ber of caw Uke villui to divlpher p.ir writing aud rM.rd the f.K t cornvtlv." I The head of tlm p.iiii-riMu and enme ' division when org.uiiing hi fon-e ma-le a rep-iet for only women clerk. The re.Ucit wa of Course gratitinl. It I of luten-t to know that the entire ceunu report on the uiotnentou aubjtvt of the growth of thiw two evil i coinpil.l . and tabulated by wotueti under the di- . rectum of the only two men in that I divuuon A few women are head of sectiou. and one woman ha hceu until very re cently an awtMant cln.-f of a division. Throe women have erformed valued ervicc a as iiil agent colla ting in- roruiatlon coiiceninig the Indian and tishenm. juile from thow in the farm. houiea and mortgngi divimon. Mar garet N Wihard in CliNUtauiiuan. Why Uuuira lla a.ir Tbruai. "It nound like au exaggeration, but Wouien who are devoted to Hocietv very often iulTi-r from n vuli.-ir thnutt trou ble aa a direct reull of their -ial du ties. aid a 1'ituliurg d.a tor "It i not cause. I by decollete drew, a might be tippoN'd. either, or the rapid transition from hot room to the cool outer air, al though tln-e thing are not conducive to robust health. The nir.n tioii I r-fer to cornea from a "training of the vocal cord, aud often take on the form of tonxiliti. Any one who ha attended a hair dozen fashionable reception, and cIxMnlly tliiMi nt w Inch women onlv were preeut. mux! have noticed how the clamor of many tongue in crowded room make it uecciwary to raisu the Voice to be heard. 'The fai t i that w hen fifty or a hun dred women me t in a parlor oft. n ridiculously mull room for u. h a gath ering the average woman w ho want to get a word in even edgewav must shout al the top of her ron e. I t her k-p thi up for half an hour in a general u- perheated atlu.Mpheru and her thruut U bound to utfiT. When he get home he ftvla aa if the had caught cold, and very likely for a day or two after he will have au aching in her throat, which he will blame on the abominable cli mate, that (tupid girl Jemima, who would have the diuing room window open, or noine other innocent thing or per on. She U literally lulling the price for making Itome howl, and I tell her ao when ihe coinea to me and want uie to diaguone la grippo in her ymptom.' - lltUburg Dispatch. A l alque ll..ll.ly I. in. A young lady of tin city, who i now in the far wet. w here (he went a year ago for the benefit of her health, received one of the neatest and moot imi.jue New 1 ear preeeiita Imaginable. It was deMgued by one of L'tica's bright young nchool teai her. and is in form of an autograph calendar. Thn-e hundred and sixty-six slies t of utper. 8 by 4 inche. were obtained, eiu h of these had the mouth, day of the month and day of the week written at the top. They were then ent out in all direction with retim-st that they I returned with (oiue sentiment original or lected written thereon and signed with the friend's name. Many of the original contnbutlon contain pleaaant reminder of Incidenta tn the young lady life. Over i!0 person contributed to the caJ eudar; a Urge numlier from tin city, of course, but other came from other parte of this atate, from Llali, Colorado, Minnesota. South Dakota. Illinois, Ueorgia, Maryland. Connecticut, Maaaa- chuetta. New Haiiie.hire and Waiu. Ala.lyof Little Fall painte.1 "1W aud a spray of beautiful rows on a piece of gluxud celluloid I'.' by H lucbea. and the calendar was attache.! to this by means of yellow ribbon in such a man ner that the beeta could be read with out being detached Some of the friends who received the sheet relumed ten and tire dollar bills with them These were inserted in the calendar where the name of the donors occurred. L'tlca Herald and Oaxette Mwlsr k.H.lsl alias. When a woman lutein to what color fashion dictate shall be her hair, she gives ear to an element in our modern life that is making society more and more insincere every d.iy I sometimes top to marvel what tin element tolled 'fashion has done Through IU teach ings its devotee ate made o insincere that you narcely kuow w hen to believe them aud when not. They ok you to "come and call," aud you do not know whether or not they really want you or not When I hey eud their regard, rou Jo not know whether it is an ejpreamon of their heart, or an external rivdity Ono leoni to take alin-r-t everything taid by the- people at a discount Word i isut. "Not at home," when they ore onlv boo but' to dre t hemsd tea They ay "the furmne haa just gone out." when in truth th.-y bad nohre in it 11 winter Th.-y apologize for the un urnal r.arreiiiie of th'-ir table, when they iK-ver live any better They decry their unt luxunoiu entertaiiimrtita to win a nower of approval They ap.,le tr.ze for their ai i-raj.. e. a though it Were nrin.'ial. wnen always at home they ..k jut i They would make you Iiere that a-.tue m. e sk t h on the wall wa the work of a maVr painter. On a mail income this "Fashion" practically j tea. Iks u Uiat we must make the world , briiete that we are affluetit and our l.fe , bexomes) a th.-at. a C7ur.terf. it and a , ham. Or Taitnage to La-li'-' Home , Jjurnai HsSStSMSS I Ml M) The ehoppir.g day bnngt a menagne of women down and optowa by every train. It l "tie of the greatest cunnties m New Y ork to trwsst wnnen. The mi 1 lay train are with thetn op to the d s.r. oiii & ur.freuTjer.tIy wkmii - ' n i.i.a-eu the platform. 11 1.1 .e to i;. t in-i 1.. o one in tu.lv Cms.- Wolnrn M ltll..r.t probt .V.fai i -. . 1 1. ci Mi:ii..iit pnde r'r they '' - -li.--.-d nli.l fllet to. kl!ii( '' ' "-.rid Ak.' ii lightly I III. ..',e :.-.! ,.,t .,Mll 1 li.v.- -.i .. le .l,ie of the liat.l.H-.t -ii,'illni-lM l.l lil life wliil Were ' "I (o.-tv.tiflv and even ;r- V..ii cm M lln-m rvery .; ..ii 1 ne 1 1. -.it. -.1 tram After hear itic 1 inn, h n 1 11 1 the f.wt ll.- of fvh ioii.il.le .,, pi... their diiwtion and all tli.it the ii-t ! pin .1, al ! harm of tln-vf Voiing-..ld w..i:n ti -vin really man elmi. -New Yotk tA.r I'hu ago 1 1I..1. m, k..i., ..a 11,, (r(rfc There 1 .,methllig lntriug in the mallclousiieM with which ome tiew-pa-r wntem hound Mr. Auielie Kivea t hauler. The m t alurd utonea hate b- u pnnte.1 about her Hardly one of I theae ha the .liglite.1 foundation in fa. L .lira, (.hauler 1 an iititiKUal g.-niu. but it ta unfair, not to a.v unmanly, to mag nify iimple girluh prank into aUtird. K-nuiu charge. It will gratify all my reader to kn-.w that a note to uie fnm the gift.-d an thoreaa bnng the tie that her health 1 eicellent. She walk and nd with her hiuliand alut the country r.d of Albemarle county, Va., and when the tirua of w r.ting. the n-ti-U an hour or two to painting Uut uimt of ht tune I a-nt in wnting F.t.-r tn New York Mail and Kiprena, ksaa's lm4 kksr. I am gla.1 to find that women have adopted the .uare tied atyle of f.j.4-g.-ar. It aJway ma.le me uncomfort able to ee the punned in. ta;nng footleU doing the duty which riature iuiiioMsl but for which nature originally constructed them on much different pnuclples. The diminutive pedal adorn ment may answer very well in China aa the long, black finger nail do in India, but I imagine thi climate do.- not re quire) any iuch disligureiueiiu. orna mental, no doubt, but after all neither comfortable nor beautiful. The Am.-r-can woman U broo.1 uuudcL Let her carry the analogy to the other eitremity 1'uiladelphia l'rena. Ulste fcull lbs HiMik. "No," laid the bookeller, "it isn't children' ting.-r that nil our book. The volume through which they ..k are, for the unt part, cheap. It 1 the la.li.-e, elegantly dreased, who wear glovt, who do li the greatest damnge. They look through our high priced book with their glove on, and glove toil the page aud often reu.l.-r a volume unsal able. If ladle would Uke off their glove when they l..k through a book-.-Her ttock they would leave more frit'U.U Is-lund them." In,lianas.li Journal. While Her Muskasa Mas Awaj. Dunng the alwnce of her better half Mrs. Orlando K. .lone Is miming the llodie Miner, oiMisted by three printer. Last week the tyoe were all laid up by tlcklieaa, and Mm. Jon.w got the wH'r out ou time and all alone, with the. ex ception of the press work. Mr. J one talks of raising her wage and discharg ing the balance of the force. Virginia City (Ner.) Lnterpnse. rrench huatvMos of country house partus) have made an innovation in pro viding "killed coiflnre for their guest. The hairdrvaser come every uionnng from Fans, makes the round of the cha teau and depart in the early afternoon, leaving an array of poem in coiffure behind buu no two alike. Women in society who are subject to late hours will find there is no beatitifier, nothing that refreshes them like an after noon imp. When there Is leisure the clothe huiild be removed and thealoeper should go to lied for an hour, as she goo to twd at tiigbL Mrs. E. S. Ileach, who added two mure blue ribbon at the horse show tn New York to the ten received by her at pre vious exhilulioii, lias what i called "the perfect park seat" in riding, light, grace ful, easy and correct iu the smallest de tail Sir ICJwm Arnold's first wife waa the elder daughter of Iter. William II. Chan nmg, or u.uon, wno waa settled as a L'uilanan minuter of Hope street chapel, Liverpool, England, where he waa suc cessor to Iter. James Martiueau. Oue of the first women to be appointed to public oftice iu the south was Miaa Laura Towne, who had apeut many years teaching the m-groe on the island of St. Helena aud wa appointed a a member of the educational Isavrd. The Woman ' college, of Baltimore, is two hare two new building, one for gen era! college Instruction, the other fur doruntono. Their cost will be f 150,000. A l'ulsjBler Wllh a ksr Juk. "Few die and none resign" holds true of a certain poetofllre in Y'ork county. The office yi a salary of only -X a year, and the man who hold it haa been atmast.-r for a tjuarter of a century, lie ha t nod a tiniiils r of tun.- to resign, but the village folk have every time pre vailed on turn to retain the oflice. No body else in town wants it, ami the lieighls.rs have Iss onie no used to calling at hi holism for their letters that they cannot la-ar the tlionght of having a c halite. Thi ptinsster ran hardly le calle.1 an cfT. tisits rtisati Lew iston Jotirnul Ths l.rs!. lelsrs Is Ksflssal, The will of Sir Thomas Ureham, m-r- cr, li.v, indicates the estimation in hi. h the new learning waa held tn Klixala-th's r.-igti. He provide that lectures hall lred on divinity, aatr'i- omr, music, g.s.metrr. law. physic and rhetonc. "None to l chosen to read lec tures so long a he I married. " The (irenhain le tuns are att ill a power in the Und. I do not know whether the le tnrersareat thi day ex lusirely taw b flora and widower! Comhill Magazine. Iks ';' CSSes mt WsskiSftM. The l nt office hold a tn'xlej or a drawing of every invention known tn the whole world and baa paid,methicg more than .'.'M.i'M over ai.sVabor its ow n expense, a sum which ri-preaenu only a tnf.e of the grest amount it liaa a. Me. I to the wealth of the nation, liar -pr Young IV pl. Tlie Urgmt city la Hpain la the capital, Madnl. whK b Las a population of 4?i, UJ. The best largest citte are tr cel. ma. Vaiencia, berille aztd Malaga, after which there are 20 cities) the pp slati. of which ran from trs.000 to bsthird of that DUUiber. V rKIMI.OI'S VOYAISK. VOUNO WESTERN HUNTER'S THRILUNQ EXPERIENCE. rft.l kr a " lr Mll.M" 4 1 arrIM ! Mreaa. aiiaklag. HI. In. 1111 al ImI a ltlal u.. Inirr frJ Is mtm II In. tmm lalk. "1 had an en.o'itit.r with a wat.-r witch' when I n I'tnli." remark. -.1 me of a p;irty of young men who were teate.1 n.uud a niiiail ("ible the other evening mo matter wli.-r.-i. telling tal. i f a-lvrnttire tv land and -a In re p..ii to the general demand the p-k er told Oil torv: "In the uiotith of July, a few year agii. 1 rnil with a rty from Salt Lake City on the hank. .,f the frov,, nver 1 lie IT.. vo. aa we n-l to ar at n-hool. nea amid the .now cll peak. of the W t h uioiiutaiu., flow notith I and eiuptiee into ( tali lake. The tr.o k of a deer diiirer.s one morning within ! the !rdera of the . .imp caiiM-.! soiue rx. itemetit among n. I "The next day Mr K. and I shouldered our guu and went out to h,.,t the in I raler. Wecr.sl the nver by a bndge a few mile U-low camp and cluuU-d a 1 t-.1.1 mountain wall At the end of n long tramp I found m lf on the.,..H ite ltik of the no r al.tit half a mile al.ve our ramp. 1 wan alone, having I x-parate.! from my companion early in I the hutiL I wa in a di,'ust.-l frame of I mind. ha-l iUr'.-l the d--r. had an ez.-ell.-nt hot and a tu, h of buck fever. ' although the deer a i.. and bad ! tii:.-d "The way I had coine l.. ke. lotig and bar 1. an 1 I re.vi-l to f .rd the nver At the time it wa at full bank. de-p and . twift I crourd one inn . f the tr.-nm : to a Ur.-p island wit hunt difficulty, the , wat.-r n.,t . ..ttung als.ve my knw. Krom thi island the other branch of the nver .-kl more uncertain. The water wa rertamly wai.t d.pand the current wa wift. 1 n .tice.1 that at the low. r end of the island, where the two current joined again, the water f.ame np thr.-e or four feet high, a if breaking over a rock. On each lank there wa a dene growth of willow bushe. with long drooping stem which reach is I out over the nver, nonie of the tip touching the water A Tl KIUHl.lt o AUK. "Though uu hunter I am a g.ssl wiiu luer. and have always U-eti accustomml to the water from Isn hood. The thought of any ieroiial danger in ennsmg a dream not more than twenty yard w ide never entered my mind. I thought l( might powibly drop the gun, and wa quite certain to ruin a Uu of cartridge 1 carried in mvi.. k. t Tl eon.i.l. .-ration, .lone made me give auv alien - tioti to the lav of the laud and the course . 1 or the current. "I entered the water and advanced to- Ward the opHaite luiuk, holding the gun in one hand and high. It was de-ier I than I thought, the wat.-r c-iliiilig iiite I nptomyhoul.lers. I w a alsmt to reach for one of the Is-tnluig willow stem when I made a misstep and wa swept off my f.s t. the current rarrvit.g , ,e .,,,1, ., . ' . 1 w ftly to the center of he f.a.miiig water J at the end of the island, where I went to the bottom like lead. I came up far enough to w-o daylight shining through ! the water when 1 went to the bottom aunin. I still had the gun. As I came ! up the second time 1 liegan to spin around like a top. "Theti I realized that I was iu trouble. I dmpas the gun, and with the aid of both arm brought my head als.te watet ami clear of the whirlxl. I was gasp ing fur breath when I got to the air, but I had not tukeu in any water, aud al though much exhaust. -d from tlieisiiind ing 1 ha.1 received by the fierce current I waa congratulating myself 011 my eacuw when, floating easy with both anus free, I felt myself slowly but surely going under again. "Then something like terror ei.e me I thought my last moments of life h id come. Luckily there came with tin 1 thought the resolve of a d. -sis-rate man to die by inches and to cling to life until the last gasp. There waa a great Im pulse at lin.1 to cry out for help. I could bear the 'clip' of a Mormon fanner's hay rake in the field on the other side of the nver and his chirp to his horse. Hut I knew In that awful moment that Ihe call for help waa only to waste the breath I had resolved to husband. Tils WATKR WITCH. I felt my strength going as you ran I a pair of reins slip through your hands. Every few f.st, slowly but urely. I would go under. Then, by desperate exertions with my arms, I would bring my nose and mouth above the water again. The nver swept 1 under a bunch of tins long, graceful 1 willow branches, hut again I was steady . - 1 enough not to catch hold of them. I knew that to do to was to waste my ef forts for life In vain. They were slite wry, they were mall, and would not hold me. At such a time one s thoughts travel faster than light. I have heard It sold that drowniug la au easy death to die it did not present that phase to me In going 100 yards, in spite of every effort on my part, I went under seroral time but never to Ihe bottom. As 1 was thot along out of reach of the willows I aaw an old log lying half on the bank and half in the water. My hopes rose again and I thought I should certainly save myself there. A I came to it I went under again and the current wept me up agsiiisl It full length. 1 tried to grasp it, but it was slimy and I Could not hold to it. and I pushed my-I self free from it The current mode a bend around a little point there, and as j I rounde-i it not six feet before lue a villus n. u thi. k u m s-n.. .Ii... out over the water directly in my path ' . ... . 1. .... , sou 1 uuijiii 11 who is, 1 n lianas. I doubt if eren then I could have drawn myr!f out, I was so nearly 11-ed np; but as my legs straightens. out be fore the force of the current my f.-.-t truck agauut another rjot. I raught my wind tn a few minutes and th.-u rrawle.1 up on tlie I sink. I waa safe out f the eoibrs. s or tks ' st.-r w iu h.' " New York Tim.-a It U a little thing to speak a phra.f otumog comfort which by daily us ha aloe t I. ait Its s.-Iise. ond yet on tie tar of lii 111 w ho thonght to die unmourtie.1 It will fail like the choicest music Tal fiur'L Acrurding toTM.Motiiteur Jndmtnel aluminium ran o bar lene-l by rapid eoohtg In water, ueire epe lolly if it Ls 1 alloysl with a nuail percentage of tits- uium or tungsten. Th word "ta-n" tnrana a feather and I at from th Lstio penf.a, awu.g burrly th expreastoo "a aterl peti" cvuld be Uu lord ouob. n ClNNER TO.E TRICKS ' I'f I l.trrlalnuirnl thai W '1.1 u I MlM.iiMlar. A gi.-.o ,1 ..I of .01111 win. nt 1 mi I, fur . -.-Ii.il a .1 in. 1 s.tt) I.) tri. k. . rf.s-iii.il ii!i i..tl,... k. k,-i., 1. nn.l oilier I, n. a In ,1 I l.e :. l i e u. N.4 lung . iti..r 1 iiln.ini.4. . '., 11 the 0 .-1. are .Iim u.mg ll.e .l..ll I ...in a Hell Mrie..f li,.ks. m.d 11. . H im. "ill make a .-r,i re-iicnls r.i ..u, r l.t In a . i,ii,. .'.11 iKioi.iiui in. k 1 e with water ul.-- I I. i.e il.i,.- ..r lour 111 a tow. li,. 11 ,o.oil.i row on i,., thew contain i,g a it'i'1,1. 1 on. I. . 1 li.in the llri. lin n iiim.iIii-i r.. .o.l ... 1, 11 until a piriiiu.l w 11 h a .in,; le k Li-, en ... 1. for nml ,,a In' lie tour 10 1 : I - -t I., till (In I.-;, -l.i-. with water, then ihe two .ii..rt itig 11 and mi 011 'Ihe . h.in i an-n. u.-t.- 11 ! Iw. nil olir Ih tl he will tnnkr a lip hi Ihe tunc he n-ah. the l..ttoiii row and t...ile the w hole pi niuiid on r This .1. uoueiii.-nl u.-i. r fails lo provoke unit tl In. rriui. lit It uiav also proioke Ihe h.l and h.li... but a. ). .11 will tlel.r Is- Itll Il.sl there to an. 4 h.-r dinner w hat do 1 011 can- Au.hi r ml. rcMitig .In. r.i..u i couih-ii lite map .It.iwiiig This can take pl.i.e any tune aft. r Ihe first rniv. It is Is . t riij,,i..l w h, 11 the table I.4I1 is laid ot. r a heat 1 1! .1111. 1 mat, as then 1 rea-s are m-. ii more 1 . nit l.n.ie jour in ikliU.r 111 a .lis. iiv.i. .11 h. to the Manl.-y 1- H.tit i.n a. r.s.s Afrn a or the c..iumratite merits of the 1'aiiaii! and S n aniua . anal roules, and. taking tour fork, pii.li a.nle tour plate and w 1II1 the folk lino .lnm mi.i K-r 1111 showing ..,ir und. 1-.tan.ln1g ..f the is.iirse. taken l If i.Mirse tour ft lend will then make cot r.-.t ton., and if tsahire.. rather heatilt 011 the fork handles int. n-.t lug iMitluie .,.11 la- made, tln ir a. . ura. y il.-p. tiding ou tour r.-s-.tm- arti.tu al.ili tie. Jf the forks hate Iss-ti .1i.m.1 111 gravy or ma.h.sl ,lal..-, ! f,.re the sraw lug loinmrn. e the .ml line will tar- plainer Indent the) are frtsl.elitlt so t l, as t.l la-s.-ell Ihe w le.le leuKtliof t he talile. and thus aiu-ise all the wn'.is i.ji,.,,, ks area utiijueotire of allium 1 mem, ami m int' re. iia-a an- git.-u (or doing tri. ks witti Hi, 111 line 1. lr lifit ,.r Mi pi, k. iin.t l.iul.l a l, hoi.v 1 , siru. ture w uu four s, a h the leiuth at.sahpi. k. I,. 11 11 has ta-s-ti put 11 1, ! say ten or lw.-ls in. h.-a high. a gla.s I ; of water ai l..p, and with a mat. h set lire I Itothe Wis. tell tower As the l.s.l h,. ks I turn the wal-r will fall and la- .,ill.-. .iter I the flame., thus extinguishing th.-ui and rreating coii.ideral.le wonder among lh,-c pn-w-nt that the whole liiiilding was u.,1 tiurtxsl up It is ..(lr 11 the rase that thrre is a con liaint during the first course that is i-ui lM.rrassiligan.lwhi.il prevent a full en joyiuriit of the meal until il has worn., If If siau eiilitruing tri. k can la- -rforuinl by an iiiifenioii guest the true Im.iiIi.iki line of the fea.t ran ipllcklv la brought alsmt r or thi ,ur.e the up platu trukt-ag.Msl .me. Hat ing hrilasl a waller to hi ton a.- the Is.tlom of a plale la-fme the meal, otter to Is t a small sum. like lite or ten dollar, that ). it can kiii-. Ihe de alt! 11 of the maker trade mark 011 the Is.t I "' "" I'loie. I(..ii.-t all to imitate ! ;M,T ".'"! ly,"fl h" lilislsff-ui(lsa(siKluis.lil it I . ... ' llh , ... ,1 1 1 u , w itn Ihe top of t our head t sterling your ,, ,,!,, . ,y ,.ry .rir,e. M ,. ,,, half the guest will pn.Uhly drop their plat. and la- t.si cotif um.I to dispute y.mr inning the l.-t. I-nan this tin ith.-re w 1,1 a thoroughly ac.piaim.s utn y ar-anid the table.- I Mr. .11 Free I'r.- ' v A'," .T" 'V " ' " -'' w llh In two he.; her. Samuel and J. , 1, , M kUi,a ,.,,, , , h.s.llng wa llm.hed. Mr. Hatch, wh.. st.ssl mitside. could ui but merhear his hi' c.iiit. rsain,n alsmt the farm he u "Ymi know, " llije waa saying, "how mad 11 makes old Hilly to shake )..ur ll-l at . .. ..i.a now li ins head slid gi-s for you "Well," tinned Abijiih, "Uile after Ins Ul I I'limlasl ilown behind the ducking na-k, w here It' Hal w llh the laink, to gel a drink from Ihe rlv. r. When I lifted my. self, there ws old Hilly staring at me. I made up my mind lo get even with him. hoi huok loith fist si him, aud h Just tor al me. W hen he wa real i-I.m I poplasl down behind the risk. He wa going so fast he couldn't slop. Ho he went right over my head Into ths river." "Ia-I'a try il nil him again," said Joseph "Ye, let'," said Samuel. "You would, would )ou" said their fa. I her, commit around Ihr corner and I, ..king sternly no the three. "That waa a mean Iri. k to play iai old Illlly- li. tlie water Icy cold too," ,ii lumen ,-vir. natch, uxinga severe rye 00 llljn. "Don't you ever let me hear of your doing It again. Ikiyuii undcrslaiid t" "Yes, sir," said I he thn-e hoy all at mire, for their father wa what ! called a atrlcl disciplinarian. That night Mr. Hat. li told hi wife the t.-y. "Did you ever ee old Hilly ait that way'" he asked. "Yes; he g.a- headlong al any laxly that (hake a list at him." "Curious! I .1 like to ee him do II," said Mr. Hatch meditatively, a he wrn to bed. Next day llie, mi hi way law k fnuu the nrrbanl, not lied Hilly tearing trmst ths ' field. A large man was st.ui.luig iai the I illlekO.tf .I....M .l.i.kif. 1,1. n. .M v u r mh j 11 an 1 isnii mt mi in n fi-r f II Ml 11. IU frtliailil nitfht of (ii twill Mt llir ( TMii mI t,M-1,rni whet, he should hat. jumpe.1. Dismayed si being found ill.ol.ey lug his own nrdi-r th stern father forgot the 011 rushing llilly. A m.iiiirtii mors snd Abljab waa run lung lo help lit father out of the river. ''Here, dad, the bsuk'a iwt so Meep here," waa all the a Is ls,y said. "Thank you, Alujah Do you think your Una her wa walrhitigr I'll sell that gistl this week. lie's getting dang.mu." Youlh's I 'oniaiiiloi. Ossrse tvaanlagtao' as.nrlu.ast, Washington was railed by many kul.rl .net. He wa first i4 all "Father aT hi Country." "I'mtldete-e l-ft him rhlldlesa that hi country might tall him father." Hlg.Miniey rail him "I'ater I'alnas." hlef Ju.tn Marshall, the "American Fablu." U.nl llynai. In hi "(klstu Na poleis-i," call him "The t 111. iiuuttus of ths West " For havlnu- a new w.a-l.l imi bis shoulder h wa. railed the "Alia of America." I he Knglish soldiery iallel him by ths sansaiir ni. knam of "lively ,""'lu " Ited Jaikel. the Seneca It, diao chief, railed III in Ihs "Flower of the Korea!." Ths Italian s-, Vlttorl.i Alfleri, rolle.) him "IMiv.n-rof Amerl. a " loth t;n .J 11 I ,.,.l so.i." 1.. '..II . . l. U. .. .. .. . . II. railed ths "Sovl.a- of Hi Country." Hi bitter Oeirsietita ar sail, ally railed him lbs "Stepf al her of Hist'oimtry" during hi prisadetM-y. lletPMl Free I 'res - - Csssrlssrs sir HesstsleseeT la Judge Tuley's court tn t f.u ago during the h.-anng of a land rose yes terday, sat a mid lie age.1 ,an After ailjouming court the judge found the man standing la-fore him. "This IS Judge Tuiey. I believe. Sold the stranger. "1 understand thai your wife ta Interested in than lie I ant a stranger in town aud I thought I would j call op.m you for a fav.ir. I wuh yon , would gire this to Mrs. Tuley. said th man, pressing Into th hoods of lb 1 chaoccllK a rill of bills. 1 Who can I say it cam from?" asked , the Judge. "That I Immaterial. coocla.led th stranger, as hs deported. Th roll eotv taiMd flv I im bill. CorvJiL Louis Ulob LvmotraL vJ . WAIISMIP MI'STKR AN IMPORTANT CEREMONY ON BOARC OF A BIG MAN OF warO litres M..slh l.er, Haas. !!, kklM VI u.l .M.k Ills Very He. I. sai4 si lh I u.l All llan.ls I t.rsara I nlluw s llt.l ( u.t.f.a BH.I l.u lr.....klhs M..I, i-iirrai iiiu.i.-r la a u n uioiiy .f greal luis,rt.iu. e 011 a man of war. I nllkf other iiiu.ters and nuitine drill which take pla.e dan nfier .lay wilh Ihe utlll, r.-i;iil.inl v. tin. gr ind fun. ti.ai take pa.-e U.S. oftiner thiin on. e a nii.tith llnin. ar.hi the M1-.I -on. hn ,,f r h umnlh res.rt.sl for this ,,ir.e. hut ft, li.ipa 11. that la,, or three luoiit h elaa- ia-twe.11 general niii.i.-rs Al lime ta ll. ,u l A. M I Ihe call f, "HU.irters' is s,.uii..s l.y (hP bugler and the III. II take their plan- III ths .liffere .lit 1. ions The ..mors ..r ihs k hand whe toinsu. the guns' crews are at alioursl lai the .i.irL.ird side of the ,1,-. k and are usuallt.liti.ini 1111.1 t.Hir , laws, know ress iitelt as the llrsl. s.s .aid, third an.! fourth , li 1. ion. In charge of roch is il.s k nlliier. usually a In ill. mint, and s 11 ensign . assign.. I as junior ..Ulcer wii uie s.ri sun- 01 tne .i.sk are mil l.-rtst 1 lie nat ik-ni,.r .lit t.i.ai. t he forwanl B.wder .In 1. ion, the after powder di visum the . inducer s dit 1. 1011. tlie marine guanl an, I, 11 .,11 a II ik'.lup. the Isind I lie li.it Uiat, r till 1. ion I roliiised m.e.tly stiy om.vr. such as shipi writers, iUrterin t.ters. i'ara-iiter, dy liaiiiu ma. tiiui.ts. the slops ...,k. iigtial Is.ys, rte. W hen I he ship g,ss. Into a. 1 1. at their duty Is to lake charge of the nat iga lion of Ihe ship, thus relieving the sailors w ho la-haig to gnu' crews. I heir station al ipiart.-r Is forwanl .hi the .s.r deck All. tlo tl iriis Hi.i-iii.si tun Next cine the two partsnf the s.w.l .lit lsi.ui, r.aiis. .rf a lty uftl.-ers. r.aik and s.-rtauta Ths olliirr i the ilni.i.ai ii.ssla 1.1 Isr a linguist, f.a- usually all na tloiialituw are n .r.-s.-nl.sl -JaiuiiM-ae, Chi in-se. Africans. I.i rniaiis. Swede. Kilsaiana, i.n-s-ks, Italians and .ava.ioiially an Am.-r lean 1 Ins is usually counted the "s.-rub' dit i.i.itt of a sliin, and the ..lll.ers bat e 1 hanl tuns makilig the nu ll k.s-p ill present. alile pa-araue. At target practice and ol her drill II is suppmed tu make t he po.a- r.i reconi. The engineer' divisl.ai I romMai-. of machinist, Is.ih-r maker, uil.-ra, tlremrn and i.stl h.-at.-rs, and is in charge of the chief engineer, with tlie Junior oltlrers of hi c..rai o axisiaut. On Ihe quarter ue. a I lie marine guanl, "ths bulwark lav IW.-. U the wanlnsiiii and the fiHveoalle, fall Into line and the brilliant color of I heir uniform pn-sent a iii.kI gaudy up aian.v 11 a llagshi theailmirnrs Und In o uniform re.,len.lenl with nal briin mums, falls In farther aft under Ihe break of the Ms.p ALL III HUMS 11 I t'l l. IUII.M. At g ral muster all olth.-r are In full dress, with na ked bat and riatu lets and gold lace uu r.l and ln.iis.-ra. The men must all I Iu their l-t and clean, w ith slna-a aihahed and clothe well brushed. The uniform worn must ! strictly n-gula that. Thi Is one i7 Ihe liKnlcst IrlaN of a man of war man now- to wear a n-gula Hon flat rap. The new uniform adopted I aal.l ny I lii-iu to lie ri.li. iiIihis, and no gtaal sail. a- will wear one of these hat ashore. After the division have leeo miisteml they are man lied aft and tia-med Into a hollow Mpiare usui ihe iptarter deck, and the chaplain read the prayer, while Ihr men aland with un.otee.sl head In rs sHs tful sllltilde. The divial.sis are then man bed hark to their station aud di llllasaal llanlly hats ths men broken ranks when Ihe Isaiiswaln males' whistle are heard, followed by the grulf Voire ol ths old sa-o- inrii o lln-y n-a-al the order "All band to muster." The men then timing las. k and fonn Just forwanl of the ipiarler deck. The petty oltli-ers form by theiiwlves Just forwanl of the mainmast. His ship' uf ll.s-r. axunling to rank, f.a-111 ai the alar Isatnl ldaof lhed.s k. The executive of-tl.-er, that -ro of greal authority, ale forwanl and n-a. the "Artlrlea for the l.overnmeut of the Navy." T hi i a long and l.slious .lis uinelit set ting forth the punishment to lav given laah olllier snd enlisted srsmen fisr arl ihis olleiisea, ranging fn.in wre. king a war vessel dowu lo coming alaatnl luluih-ated The puiiishmi-ut are ueeessarily swr.ii. Then follows Ihe nailing of the proreed ingaiaT all general ronrta martial held In the nary during the preceding tn.Hith. Niuietimea there are twenty or ni.ure of thaw, and the utllrer howigiiiNf f aligns before ths task t e.anpl.te.. Mt'BTMl IX TIIK kTAIUHJAlIU UASUWAT. The reading of these rules aud n-gula lions i al laalroiicliided, and lbs sxerutive olllier, grim 11 hunts by reaaon of so much reading, heaves a sigh ut relief. The order la then given awl (epnsleil by the boatswain's males fur U petty ofllcer lo muster iu the slarlas.nl gangway. H.-re, In two eaig rank, are ths men who have charge id much of ths work done 00 boonl ship Altheewl nearest the ilr ter de. k aland the maM.-r at anna, aiel then nan yeaaneii, writers, niaahlutsls, theaiMjtberary, printer. Minter,rlselrtctan. IwlHllnsatrr, taaitswalu's males, gunner' mates, iUsrlerniOklers, oilers, water tend er ami ship's ru-purala. These men are ofteu Amrriiaii. ami many of them ant rx aptirentlcea. T'l.elr dulies are Imporlaiil. and they are I rusted inure than the m her Ineniher ig the rrew. llis ayuuvter or sy clerk starts to muster lb rrew, railing uut each man's full Home, and the latter answers with his rating. When the la-lt y vlthers are all musirre.1. they are allowed to leave aud go forwanl. always being rsutUawd to keep U U lei. Then follow a sreue w hlih rrniimls one nt the old days of ths navy a rualoin hun dreds ta! years old, borrowed originally fnan ths Knglish, bks many of ths models) Innorotl.ai, such ss Ihe design of uni form. Il Is rolled "going around the Niaal." When rai h mau's name Is railed be aa swers wllh hi rating, aa "Onlinary seav mso, sir," n-inore his rap aiel walks anaind Ih niaat lo the stortaainl side ssd giorm forward. This I kept up until oil aeoiuen, onlinary aeamen, laudsniea. cool hearers, firemen and bowbinsn bore passed under the luspertHMi of ths roptoin, who statvls near the mainmast InUMitly wau hlng and f.a-ming an oiimoa t4 saavb man aa he awsea l-fore him. When all have g,s forwanl ths onl.-r Is given by ths executive olllrer to "pips down," the shrill whistle sound and grtisral muster I over. New Ymk ltei.a-.ler. Lvskecbo, an Island adjoining porta) Ku-o, ta infested with rata. Thar or nail ion of them there, and It ta onsawf for a man to set f,.t on th IsUud. Tl.ey have destroye all the giavta Whick were fonnerly bred there and are au eating th shrubbery. Aa acorn wa planted brur tha door of his father's bouse, to Kipley. Me., br Currier Uityuug II soon afterward left hum aud wa absent wrsnty-ere years. When h returned th other day th acorn hul produced aa oak oio fst 10 cLrcumferent. Th agricultural deportment of tha UU of K10 Uranl do ul, Brasil, at tiupurting half million grapsrlrs cat tings from suulhera Caiifunua fur Cast ta tarting iperuiieutol riueyarda. THE DURBAR AT DELHI. It Ws a MscalSeeel lri Wbso lata II ladssi frlssss lsr rsslly. The man who was the maslef spirit of thai Ini pissing ceremonial knowa to bls t.a-y as ihe Durbar of Delhi died psa La band, composing verses oa a means ot w hillng away the ledum hour of what waa thought to tm a temporary Illness. Ily ths drmi- of ths Itight Hon. tal ward Rob ert llulwrr l.yu.m. earl of Lytlun, itnls al,M to France, ths llrltlsh empire last a faithful aerrant ami Ih world a graceful t.rt, but future generations will bear of im rhirfly as the viceroy who bail the dis tinguished honor of pmrlalmlng Victoria empress of India. No more ptrtureaipi task ever fell loth I, of man, and that l.onl l.ytlon performed It with dignity and tact showed that he was ta her than dreamer and greater than a "mere rhyme maker." as his rnemlea termed him. Ou that memorable ocraaioQ bedisplayeil himself aa a man of afair and a romivtetit ruler uf am. iiai.uo penpl. Il wss In IS7B thsl Disraeli put through the measure which sttarhed a new title U th.se already worn by the queen of UnsU HntAin. ami at aul the sains time he sen! his friend and frlluw author across tha seas to fill the place of governor genera) of India As they parted Ihe premier sold: "l.ytt.ai. you or going to India to carry out a policy which a slmng party lo this country will opssw You will be much attacked by ths paper. Never answer them. Whatever you do, rememta-r that I shall stand by ymi." ISithe son of ths fstnous novelist and play wnght sailed away, llanlly warm In his vlren-ual eat. he mads riieml.w of the A ugh. Indian by declaring lo the eel. Lraled Fuller maiislaughler rass his "ou. hormir of the prai'tlr of Kum-an mas ter Irealing their Brrvanta Iu a manner tn which they would Hoi treat men of their own rare- a practice all the ni.-e cowanlly uecauae ins servants sre unalile to retallaus and have lb iirongeat claim for forbear- atH-e. " Thi protest against the whit man's right rn-aled an aniimwity that bnfssl lo satisfy Itself when th pageant of Jan. I, It. i. ocrurre.1. II was gleefully sntlcl Dated that l.ytuai wiaild offetHl th nalir ruler tn some point of etiuurtt on that dav. Hut hs dldn L. When he repaired to th wid plain that Ilea beneath ths walls of ancient Delhi and art up th r ire regal throne, b pmvsd himself th worthy rep rcnetitalive of a caxpieiiug rs.-. iih exact and mlnul formalltr h greeteit th princes and psgeutaUw who aneesiors bod ruled Iu that wonderful loutt when llrltaln waa barbarian. No courtesy was tnodeiual sisl nun wassxaggrrated. rjich dignitary received Ih exact tueoaur of reeugniti.m du his rank, and no blun der marked th splendid ceremonial with which irtorta waa proclaimed mtires of IikIi ln.lee.1, th orcaaloo must bar bero on to stir th bloud ami fir Ih soul ut ih Imaglnatlv yet practical Lytton. Th vast exponas waa dotted by tents, (. geous with th magnificent svidenres of oriental wealth. With arh king or lonl- llng had come a bond of superbly equipped retoinerw. Milk ami pearls and diaimavd shimmered or slnais on rry bond. Ilormw, elrtihanta and camels, aa well aa men, bore costly trappings, ami th front ing, th pomp ami ths clrrunwlaue of th hour hav had 00 rival In th reeonls of nailona And through all lbs complex re quirements of th event th eireroy carried nunaeir wun ih lofty mlro ol a Ksnan envoy who delivered the mandate of a Csssor. Augusta ilia.) C'brouicl. Harder lo Rsllway Csrrissjss. lo th eours of th bt thlrt1 years there bar been twenty -sight murder or attempted munler on Freoch railway line. Must of I he hav been lo xprssa train ami during night Journey, and to almost every rass th assault baa beeo In a llrst class carriage. H is curious thai clibsMforra ha la-en comparatively rarsly Usnioo la ess orcaaiuna aad srarrrly rrer wllh suore-a. Th a,licalioo uf th drug rouses, it la said, a klod of movement uf repulsion which defeats Iu utility by wak ing IU Intended victim. And this Is tru reo If a Ban-title la Ant ud to niak th patient an easier prey. Or the tweuty-eight altempU tlie re wee caivlrtliasi only to thirteen cases. Mora lliaa half th culprit ssrawsj. Oa aasaa Iu. having serured his bwKy, bad th esairsgs u pull th cord, aa!. In th stat ins! on of th stopping train, roped away Into th darkness by lbs off aids uf th car nage. Fortunately he waa afterward a reaud, or the rriu might hare twxaii mora frequent. A.onllng la a F renew sutisticiau, Fraac Uke ths lewd lalhl klod of outrog. Her Iwenty-slghl eases an not approached by any other Kunipeaii country. Austria ks bail one; Hpain, iwut Knglaml, four, Italy, fire; Russia ami Turkey, each seven; whll lo (esrmonr, Hwllasrhtad. Holland and Belgium there bar bee 00 Instances of murder i'slk Mall liudgrt. ri. Th Bower bad ot th marsh ssorfgnf,! Caltlia (avlustrts, are said to mojt excel lenl pickle, Th common clurw I a dried flower bad, and It becomes so tagredletit uf various art trie of font llul lu Oioal retnarkabl of all food flowers ta thai pro ducwd by the nushua Inula of Italia, whose fleshy blossom form a si pi artlcl of sal among th poor. Th psotil ot th hill tribe could hanlly sxist wllhool a regular supply of mohua flowers, which ars pulpy and sweet, but umewhat nauas- uus to the anarcususned pal at. Th sue. plus crop uf the bloaaotna is, lo om lent, dnsd, but th main part of th are atea supply is put Into a rud sUll, which glrsa out a eojaiai supply of aa sxcssibng ly fiery sod Irritating arrack, ao strong thai it haa to b diluted wilh Is, Iwwir part of walsr bsfur It la eotsttdersd a aaf artlcl of bsrsrags. Anwneao Notaaaodl Queries. Kollrsosl Cs rigsrss, Th woodsrful growth of property hs vested lo th ra! Insula eaa bs sssa from th following: Thi country pi is tu,- tM) loMsualvs, easting nearly 9iM),0U0.0u tlfean ther ors l.l'SI.'JUU, uf which J0.0u ars assd f,a- passsngers. Th latter res seal a,uuO,ujo, and th others about lnu.UUU.uuu, Coupled U teiher that woukl furm a train Dearly T.uuo mile long srxi eapabl of carrying 1 .100.000 psasengers, bs sids a weight of freight equal to th weight of la prromtds mt Kgypl and of all th stale rapltol of th Cmtsd State.- Nw York TUissa, A rate Qsastlss. Bar b a story I hss.nl la IrsLsad. A taorral ksd taksa plar al a fair, and a culprit wo bsiag seauoesd fur man laugh Is r. Th doctor, bow-ster, had cirea art. deae to show thai th rlrtlm't skull waa abtkorrnally thi. Th prisooer, oa swing asksd If k kot anything to say foe kirn self, repiisd. "No. ysr koaor. but 1 would ask, n a thai a skull for a naa to go lo a lair wtar-Cor. Loadoa Stawtato-. A Mini's ost lo a lsa larriscs. lmain aay on looking for a a to tha mmunltloa bug of a gua carrlag. Yet a 01 ni one built so thsra, aor waa it triiiht. sosd away by tha daily firing of that apoL Two sparrows which built la lb sluiuf a railway signal post were nlt an- eraMwrDsd at th snoring ap aad down of th arm, which ta ronasquenee raised an4 rsrwd th asst a Ibsm h tl wees on th waring broach uf a ire. t haaabers Jour- Ooosglog Agolas Isif salllssv. JewsisT't Doughter LWore I coaswc.1 1 aauat kar from roa a socrsd procuiso, lis Ailorer What is tl, lvr Jeweler's laughter Thsl yoa will but th ricg froa pops.-Jswlsrs' Wk!y.