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EUGENE CUT GUARD. frmprimimr. CUOENE CITT. OREOON. A QUESTION Of VALUES. klaara ar heap." ' Hoh Maiaw, fUrlim a U kr g.ali.e al mm, t bray I ail. k rl a lir tol In b klwal l. Jol.a t. Clair." JV a wont I dn In rplf Aa I b llu aunvl fa.le and "l a. And In tha l.wlnai ll.al fa, I a'. ml alurb.rf lit mwliina areiiu aloil oal Ha biased . ra, ar be ' a r: 1 aae a lurntuf . Urn aal. La ...uld keep fur aa. And h.b dtssl know. Ah, hal man could buM bira-Lalf Ibal auutaa ..uid' A lairf. with anfiannl in-ad. ll.. ..amr la anil aaia, "Ue'e dra.1" "M. I lalf'" I aak.and sow l liar lira A vnoartns uuaatlo In Mr'k Wua ) "I lbuM- ynm know- Kaaa, U It iraa Thai li ta falWiw waa rrali aothii.f bijour I raiaa fn etaa, (ha) arv alara aid rold; HoO a ar Dot- lb ra ablaa and buiii. MidaHln.l Mlnal A a. al 1 1, la lata dr- I kbua bow wn be want aaai. "llut aif kisae ara tuaap - I raorrmbar u aaa." Tbrl ara mora thaa aaUtld aeallh- to -Yai.kaa Iliad. A t'aalla lllbla. Til mat IJlil llliutratol iKirik Tut niaila U aMil tu Ixia liililu now ownnl ly Tlii'r Irwiu of OawK'- It la talunl at 10.0Ki, for II r. Irwin pai l that iuid (ft tlx work. Tu .nt(iiial u in Mta vuliiiur, lt!uio.,ati'l by Ilia addition of lrawuit(i and nik-ravina-a it waa culafiinl to 0i Tuluinaa, Mi ll 14 by U locba. which ortuty 17 f t of . on tba aht'lvca. Tina rruiarkalde book contain S.CMi n anJ i-tn il ira-tii(,-i, tclniiK, uTariiiK. Ii:h"gra.lii, oil anl wat? color jitilitiK and tiii'iio tiuta Among tba illuatrutloii are arta of tiia "(Irrat Hilda of Cranim r." (.niit d In rUof tba "Uiabop'i llildo." pnuUMl tn I'iCs, rta of tba "Nurriu Lure llilde." tba tint iltuatratix Hilda iubliabetl, Jrilitod In 1740. and of "Ln tlmr'a Vrriiou"aiid tba "lirw-bi'4'iblu." Tba nUnibr luu broiilit toKi-tlirr no only all that could m found of th Ixtit and rurmt elforu at IllimtrutinK tba t-it of tha tlibla, but alno tba art of inolirn aintrra and MiKravliiK. making It tba niiait coliipb te and Valuaolri co y of tba Uibla tn (ilatt-iica. Waabintou btar raalilaaa la Itlaaa, Vrry fuw yrara a'O uotbiii(( would pltwaa tut K'aaa blown tu tba utniot tliliiin aa. eitbor iliin or riikTavi-! w ub ortmtiK'litai di-alKtia. but llow we lme rvluriii-d to tba l'vy fan liil dc unti r lid Koblvta, w hlrli wa Wi ri) brought up todiKpiaa. Whn bia tba a(ru t r tuatttir L'udoubUilly tbut wbli b wa liuve jiiat diat urdiil for tba h nil ijualily of luaa. w lm b tan I ri' ulad tu liu olhi r inat rial, ta ita truiieiar'iii'y and u ily for Umiik blown Into ei wIiiik li'lillicaa. Winn rut Into fiM-i'U. tba foriin r 'inilny ta lniwir-.l. tba luaU-r la u -t illiljyed lid the objia I b p'lida fol U aill) on It brilliant')', in wlm li it eoiii'loa at a dia advaiiUK"' with ria k iryalul 'Ilia virtna of an art roiimMa not in briiiKiiiKout tlif Inlx'al iimlity of matiTliil tbun In rrvntlniK the liiilidof Ilia arllaL 111 k wood a Mii(iiuiua. Hulling llowaj a Miaa-K. An old n'iii r mull in WaabiiiKton bdla llAa atory of .Mr llluino "My Ural ririi'iiie ritb Mr llliutia waa w In n aa i orri-(uidi lit for a Wi-at-arn m r. I cudravon-d to K' t bun to withdraw from Urn ollii nil r Niri. ra of tbe lioiian a li Willi li lm bud imidn. In nrdiT that I uii'lil iiiuke an alwlrm t of It 'llow inui'h of Una do you want to nair Mr llliiina aakisl "I ri'iiel that I thought I would aflid bout half of It. " 'Thou I will inaka an altr;u t my ardf,' aaid ba. nxlm iiik It una half. I do Dot doubt your akill, but I want tbia awli both! dtiwu by Ita fnciida" Naw York World. Tba Wajaal l.laphaula. A bltf ali'l'liant wbii-h waartnployisl to draif away tba t arcuaa of a drad bulba k and bad allowl the burden to tw ut tat liml by roa wllbout oliM rvniK wliut It waa baia'iml to look around and in atautly lioit.-d, Ita fnht lm raainK er ary momviit aa tba unknown object JuiiihI and bumiatl at Ita lutda After nuiuinK a. una uiilia, lika dog w ith tin can tiel to Ita tail, tba eh''linnt ati'l and allowe.1 iiax-lf to Iw turned round and drew tba bulba k bark amn Wllbout (irotrat. Imdou h'avtutor. Tba Colunia ml Trajaa. Tljo f.iiiiou (mIiiiihi of Trajan la 127 frvt Ingli, ciiiiijmwmiI of 31 bliH-ka tf niurliln nml a'iilitiiril fntu tup to bottom. Tlierei lire ",.MHJ liuiimu flgiinw 111 tlio M'ulittm Utiidin ul miwit aa iiiaiiy 1ioi-mi ami M-verul uulitury rtiguiow. Ita aiiiutuit ta rriai'liiaj by airal atuin'mto of lh4 teiav 8L Ltmia liluUi IS'ima rat A Cat rawtllj. A toucher BkoI her cl.Lsa to tiunia flvt diffiirtMit iiit'iulaTa of tha 'Vat" family. Notaaly anaweivel till at lut one littlo kCit l ntiaxd her Imml. "WVIL" kul thn toae lier riuiiurn,; lngly. "FathiT Cut, Mother 1 at auJ thrtf) littlo kittcii!"-KichauKe.. Io Illilia, tip till the liL-t few yillla, the wif, tutlier axx-ordiug to her wialnw or othcrw iw", wua cn-iiuitail ontheaania funeral pyre that mn Terttl ber deuj LuUuid rt'iuaitia into aahea. A oiilifi tinner U-IIig; rtlrioua aa to th weight of SJ aniil-t placel Uien in jja-r lg ou cutifivtion r' acali-w and toutul that they weiheil 3 ;uih1 J oiiiniw. Tha central chatnber of tlia gTnt pyraniiil iaare.iu hewn out of the at.li.l atone, ii fe-t long. 16 w do m Z3 high. It oi .ii turn a urcti hukjua. irulably of the builder. Of all the xihlo mean of-. urn ter ctlllg the cflivU of coliflliciueiit in the tfiiit. or of other ael. tiUry etu idoymeiita. walking ia utm of Uia tircwt aiid anL A little) Symr-olJ. after ali.ippin? with her nmlher at leading drnpery ewtabihnielita, Ntnl. "S-tn to luu that tbeiw ara faal uiuur boya titm-J "t'abh," A NOVELTV IN FLOGGING. awy Agaala mi a Trast 'rar Uinpp4 mm t.lupraaeat. Many a man ha larti badly pinilail nr nwhldrd ami a frar hav b u k 1 1 1 I I r tttniliutik Ibawroittf woman, !l la Sotifld. iitljr aa-rtl Unit frank m Clear of (.rand Kapi.la, Mu h., la In first man rvrr fl '-'al by a Imat cunipaj.y. Tba bit- mr. Avrmiu man airnta f.f Ilia nuniinii wrrw I)iiity . ebartff llrrrnan I nwan ami Dan I'uwrra. . but the rornruiny waa tb j.rima morrr and ka tlila !: The tmt romriaiijr la ttimnllan of Mra. ' Mary I). Avrrill, a widow 111 Tnnm of aifr, ilha mollu r of a f or old laahy k'cI. Im ! Char la 'J rrara old. !. an rtimal.Io wif land t w i fin-t i r lit t 'a rhildn-n, and for m j niniitha nil l.ail la-rii ilrv.lliiK iiimIiic at- briilioii to tin- yomiK wUlow, who armil , ttifatmitnl with him. Tby hwl idaiiiird an ' rloiriii( nt. ' hr Iril't ron,.niiT h anunl tha varilriilara. and lt inidi-nt, II. KWiihiy, ! tmidoTrd the two a-nta to ive a Clear a I tl raxhlmr. Thrjr did It, and ha iromiid to b aval ha widow alonr, but thr pniiolx-wiw not k 1 it , aatha woninn iniinnl to K" to Chli'iiuo tha nMt day and wnaatoii at tha ili it. Tha following tnorniiii( tha turn found 1-rChnr on the ir1nrlal l.iilnr lr-t and U"v" him anollur ilriililili.K. Tlnv ati ni tin tli Otta bail the ibtirf! rffi-t. The woman nti Ilia err" of bi-r wa)aand Jiroinlwa r'forin tlon. I t bar luu had lK-iiity ( o mi r reatol for aAult and bna br-iiixbt auit for IO.il daiiiaKi-a aiaint Witbry, Cowun and I'ower fr hi thruihimr. Thla la imlrrd a new ib i irtnre, and If the roiirfa an-lain It a'UrirMl artir limy bereaftrr i out Un lr Jotai of n venije. A we bara a S'mr trut, ol tnint. ( opIk tniat and iIumii more, w by not a Wbliilni IrualF I'ubllc oilnioii in (iriind ltaiida la airamU I Clear, but hit frii nda think the woman alionl I alwi Imve Iwii cbaallanl. THE GHOST OF OWCN S LAKE. bea Mal.rlallied. II Ata llarow lllada aal llaw I'lnur. Oweu'a laka In Inyo county, Cul., la one of tha wonder of lha world. Certainly it la tha atroiiKt Muter In tlui world, for lha olid conlriiia of nny uivrn iiinntily are nearly three tlmea thMa if the llend aea and are rhu llyiuilt and alii. I if coiir there la no IninK tliiiiK in the bike, and the water la arid evm to U'iiik iHiaonou, though freti water mountain ftreum fall Into IL 'I he hike hna no out h t. Kor many yrnra tenuiKti-ra who ainn-d along the roail whiib aklrta t lie bike told aloriea of a tfhit w hh h iuvudi-d I heir rump at iilkht and k In it hiLi ii to ' I i i k -1 into the hike. No iii r would lo pi ic prine the atory alxuid I him another r liable man wniilil re4rt that be had aeen theKhit. Aa familuriiy leaeiied the dnndoflt, a few men nlwri iil that the Apparition waa like a Miked man mid that It plrked up t lie a'nia li ft from tliei aiion'r aevriiiiig meal. At li until aoiiifl of llm ln.l.li.t fired at it, but aa It pluiiiiid Into the lake ami wna errn on later liihta the ;iiot tbi-ory took pracwltlue auaiu. Tin: i;iiot. At length. In the fall of IT1, nitiit 1111 limmllr c. felloM i;nl a good view of It by ni.Hinlinht, It naa a w hue man of gp at ire and eon nil 011I v with ti.u.;liiig hair. It griil.ly deti'iind li e bacon iin.U and n-rapa alH.iit the ramp, but ila.hed into ti e lake animal h hen aaikrti In. 11..I, hou i . r, until one ahot Inul li.n annul at ll b a good inalkiluuit. It aei 11 110 III. rr, but aa many witnee tleelaml that ll nla) ma.1 f..r a little point of black lava rock. a a rareful lnveligat 1.111 m aa lua.le. At the water nine waa ilix-oveml 1111 rpeiilng iiiikiiown 1 1'(. ire, and b) It tbe in fratlgatora itiih hil into a rae aoine 111 or 1J feel .iire and 0 f.et in bei.lit. In ll lay Hi "tih'Mt," ail. nd man, i ntir. I nnkril. Tb fluiir m ua re. rr d w 11 Ii rn:, at raw und Immkw, lb (-.unity conmer Mim uotlllol, and lh wild man a mrpae Maa drrentlr burled, but no iiiforiuatl'n could br had aa to tbe naa or history of the poor glnt of Uweii' lake. Nalrllaal Manlfralallunk la I'arla. Why llt that eV (irraoiia out of every lit) ar uior afiaid of tlie .l.-.ul than of the br ing-t hut 11. if tin la in tlie ilea.) 111. Ilig aliMll 1 1 .11. l l.nl It la ao ia proxed for the ten thoiivnulth time by reel lit niaii j Ifeatai loiia in Pan. Now, Ihrre U aujirr Itition rnoiii.'h in I'ran.r. and many vinoria tlav ta-. n altrted In the lir.i ui.-a-a l.nt l'aru. pirwut ban,,,- and oktptleal 1'arK laa loll rlrmpt Keevnllv, h.iwrver, a riling ill the llur tie la Naidiere baa laM n aft'.t. t.i." aa the r rem ti aay, in a way thai lirauttie i..Ii-e. The i ii-ra-t ..;r it. ra break the !wn, lokalhe kill h. 11 ut.n.ii. alaait and tdar prartii-al J. e. a it L..11I iitmiU r. Ia.l.liig and barrl. g mi .him to in.tliiiig. Th - lice lv Mai. I1.1i. i.'it Mittieul rrult. 'f ourae the I. r l or !- 1..U..I lh I la. e. and thr lan.C.nl i in .l.,w r 1'ar a bow brllrVia In j,l..t al l.nt !..inr l'a rtaiaiia do. The p.... e I nog fuinl. the pr. t are tr ing th. :i I o.., I ii according to the latent komiMi thr i:ii.rt4 aee til tutna'ltiii thr k.t. 'ieii et. niil aUail tu i: it cur an.l 1 . 1 t r There ! ii. coiititii g f. r ta.to in Una t. r turvy w .ild A New York Woman wraia a ring in w hi. !i la art in a cm I of duin.-ii.l her bnt taby' tirt tooth. Stmrx a. w ben t red w rmng hia treat ie on moral, f. '.n I a'im 11. nt in g"lng over bi . . inr an I i al. t.Utilia- how tnlu t Uitrn-t wa due htm. When a woman aa that ah t afraid of a r;i. uur in..ii. it ia a covert. r ha I" an nncoii. loia. cot !. -i,.n that ah Ualraii.ely dr. a a to buu. 1 -. 1 K S?y : ' 1 ''Off 'ar 4" 'ax'v ' :". r LAI N E A M ) ( 'ON KM X H f ME NEW VOPK EX SENATOR'S STO RV Of THE LIFELONG FEUD. f barge ul Itrrei0 llrlal ttH Wbleb) lha ainiaamaw etar a aigara- lint lile wl aa t.lrantfeMieil thai Meant Marb lu A air r Iraa Hlalarf. (oloiiel IJwurd Oil. hard lawyer In lie Mutual Life Inotirame building, aald ln.it lie tliou.'ht the true reaaou for tbe ( t'er epltl la twe n Ibaa t'otlkllllg :d J itii'-a ti l!'.;im bad never ! a i ritit-l He a,nd that during Mr O'l.k- Hug a life in New York city be frequently tnet tha irrxit Hi Ubll an atatn.au from L'tica ami on aeverul orcaioua they talke-l alxii.t bla dilfen nce witli Mr llluina Colonel licl. hard aaid. 'Conkling uiwh to come up to aee mo Wa a ere inDmate f ncti'la. and one aft r mn I told hi III that I Would like to git at tba taittom of tba catrangf tnent I1 tween Mr illume and btiuaelf I told Mr C'onklltig that It aertiied to me ab aurd that a man who had bo n a lawyer all hia life and a (mllie man. aiioiild have taken (.(li i-aeat Mr li'nine'a aa- b calling him turkey gobbler, rtc. It waa aomclhing I could not coiuprebeuiL Mr Cotikling reilie: It la J tint aa ah aurd to ma to take It that way aa It ia to yon Yoa know I bare pra. tt.iil law all my lifa If lawyer rmitb-d the j anliiKxitu-a of public inula to warp their enaibllitit-a, we would I in a tight with all tba world. Tbe true cuiimj of tbe j quarrel la-twrrn Mr lilmne and uiyt-If ia that Mr Hlaine took an unfair advan- tag of Ui in tbe hoiiae of representa tive to rrttoct upon my - raotial integ rity. . 'In the diat'tuaion growing out of the iliaoontiiiutng of the oftica of pruvont niarttbal general Mr Hluine rime to a rj neat mn of Hrroi:nl privilege Mr Conkling told me that he did not pay much attention to Mr Hlaine ipivli until he heard In nume itieiitionnl. Then after llrteiiiiig. be loiind Hlaine waa making a p r-.n.il mu-ault. foreign to th mutter of rwitiul privilege nml alien to the ktilij.-ct utpb-r diacavmu Conk ling raid he litetiel, and the more be Imtctied the more be waa uiiiuzed, and then lie becume angry Conkling aaid that heaobwt control of liuiiM-lf under tba lmpult of the moment thut he went to hi fnend. Thud blcvou. ami auid: " 'Mr Meveu. you have heard but Mr Hluine ha jtiat aaid Wliut ahull I do? Tb ipieatioii of armniul privilege Mr Hluine ued wa a enomil att.-u k npon my Integrity He baa character trail me a a man who baa accepte.) em ployuieiit troiu the government while 1 wa a luemU r of coiigreaa. und while in thut employment hud received ! aid to me by Secretary Slant. m. and tliat tlie fee embraced pay for Heme.- w hn ll had lai n illegally rendered by me to the government of the Cuitod .stutea In do ing (MUiie work in the WeM. rti part of the tute Tina work im luiled tne iiivcmi gution of c i tain lauiuty trau.U u Inch hud taken place in Kliiuni. utnl theiu-c-retary came to me and iiiplo. . mu to get at the rail of tbe trouble I devoted a great deal of tune lo the bil"llica, and the iimIioI waa that the government re con r.d. through my c IT. .rti. many thou anda of dollar l'.u my return to 't Wnahnigtoii Sivretuiy Muiitoii M-nt for me and oil. red fln.ooo in payment f.. my aervici a. w Im ll I r -fuaed to accept I a.ii.1 to bun at that time tint ll I ,u to receive anything I preferred to ur range the pi li e in M-lf, und at all cw nti I would not accept am ll u i. nil 1 I'elldllig tiie iliacmwioii la lweenSv- 1 retary Maiit.ni nml myielf I went to L'tica and tulkisl over the matter with (imernor Sc yiin hi r nml Ju.l;;e ll.tiio. i chief judge of the court of iipula. Im it tj lh unx rata I told th. in tn.it I did Uo want to take n atep w bu ll coiil I U iim .1 : I aguited Itie in uny way I did not want j lo make a aliow of purity that would lie 1 ridiculoiia. and I did ii"t care uUnil ac- '. ceplllig tlui thut might In-illeatlomal ,tu luyrcluiti to Washington the clnx k 'of Svretary Muntou waa reduced to j -I..VJ Kveli then I u.ia timid aUnitu.'- ceplllig It. but M.llltoli a-il l "Hv tl.HlI j I I know w hat aervn tw are worth I have i Nt-n a lawyer all my life, und lluatiiom v ' you have g.. o take. I did take thr , money I felt thai I bad earm d it, and when Mr Hlaine n lernd to tin in tlie bullae I felt that be bad taken u mean u.l vantage, an.l I determined never to a ak j to him again "Mr. Conk ling told me." continued Mr ' Ofhhard. that Mr Steven uid to buu, I I'll micnd to tin fur you. Mr Conkling. and w ill call for acoiiituitt.-e of ui.pnry." i I "A coiiiiuittee waa appointed tor the 1 purpoae of Investigating and reporting ' , and when it Uvaiue evident thai the ri- port of the committee would entir.lv I nonerale Mr Conkling from the allegi ' Irregtiluritiea. then it waa that be nv.g 1 lined the line bund of Mr. Hlaine or ln frieiida III the ruiceaaful attempt tofnia trat tbe purn. for w inch the com ! mitte wa apaiintsl "Mr. Conkling told me that be never poke to Mr. Hlaine from that time, that j all the chargi that Hlaine bad brought again! bltu were groiiiid'.iim, 'That ii i lh cauaa for my feeling against Mr. Hlaine.' Mid Mr. Conkling. 'und I ahull never a'ak to the man again or nvog uu him till be, in a public a place a the house of repn-weiitativra, Uiaki a an apology for the aaaaiilt b made upon me at that time. "Several attempt were made to recon cile Mr Conkling and Mr Hlaine. hut Mr. Conkling alwa a-iid When Mr li'.aine get a up in coiigroa and take bau k till clurge. then I w ill la preptml lo meet hltll. and until he i.n it tliere I w ill never tp nk lo him auiu. Sulaw quelitly, during th lUaitie campaign i f l"s4. Conkling told me I have rvxi ived an invitation to a ditiiu rat w in. h Mr Hlaine la to l .rva nt I w . n b r w hat the getter up of Una dinner take me l,.r I am a Krpublu an. and I U heve tn tbe ticvr i.f my Jwry, tut there t one Itiing I will never do, I Mill t.ror tu.. Mr. Hlaine until he luak.a an a;-'! 'y a pui'lic a b. i -bar;. '" - New tklun. A r.v I aabrlrr. pr.ifra.ac K.4ila.i,r of tie l.T, at Vcf anioeaull of auainiu.tl that n.iht ti beh'ligixl to the pn.k-rlii..ra of our Ijvlik offu la.a w ia hae tna.le tlinr h.in.r nTiil ly lu 1'ana.la. YAi'ii a cini ;aiiioii l.rwa pending b a ta. ati. n in li.t rneaa. A l. .1 that loan Ui. T M. rr f I a thai I.', it Waa arnt eul w lib a hi Wnl li'I ou bia i.e. a toaoUil aim f.nr a l..l When M I'm taitte uielert.a.k ta put a " nnv ia lite t.. the dor wuk:.l l lu I- II..-.1 ti ai.d r:i a"ar Tbrf lull i,l 'i. saw b nifir.r I krr sli. . M In nr hr la. ik:.t a lam a:. 1 ale ll 1 bla w aa f..iu.i to tar a trie i f ;hr at. ali.i m.l.t faii.y tar art Uow a aa au mlw-U.rr ul UUat fuirO. t. LaMki llkga laafn.araU 0" "0MlH CET BACKWARa ra, Ara tauallr Ibliklaf mt Kalklag Hark tr Ilia lluala. After tbe woman ha l ro!b-J orrt two W threw tunra In the dtiit and tna-le volnmiu.ua t.!-v i.f li:..'- re. !; alnt to her f-t. ib r fin e waa Very rl. berbark ll. O" -" t.rr.l ly mtlMd Bil l ber dnj-nea in im-t i ri.ti- ih-Td- r. tbe ai-orrifully r f r.-l to five her nume to the cmdtut. r. who r'fi.ed to her -aitaiu e. and would M l m.v wh. tl.. r the tuahnrt A iie turii-d to walk away Ihe. oiidiK ti r bti-l "go a!iei." and tmib-a b k'iin to .how uii."t. the joaai u--ii. "Me'a likrall t!.e r.-t of Vm.'waa the eotlteulptuoll.! ..Il lr-l.tof ti.eiotlductor aa be Jiiin . on t..- -if "I in-ver kie w a i i ndtu-tor w ho to..d bla train ut the r-'U J.liue." n r.-. a lut woo. an who owrheard the coinlu. tor'a ruiiara. "It'a the greateat womb r in the mi ri I that more i-ojile re not killed by t:i' car. ;. miit of them conductor. They Uoii't a bit of ac commodation III tl. ir ao'ila." "lld you biar ti.ut tt. uialir tmiuired another p.u-a. 11. r 'he blntm-a tbe con Iiirtur fur that m. .man'" tumhleand will III all 1 rol.nl lot) aha-lit from tbe car bmkwurd when fiie fearhi-a br deatinutii.ii. I hae !en a close ob b ni r of thi ror- habit of women w ho ride ou the !! 1 1 ut. and Uhe thut I have aohi-d the r io'Ul. "Why do thiy turn tli. ir fac-a the wrong way? I i.iw a tl.'-ory advunred theother day 111 u liew;.aT that left liuiiib d women m re iner x n to take tumble lai ati-e their atronger anu libit tlieln to retain tli T liai.ilico whet) ligbtiiig Hut it r ally tuukm no di!Ti r- nice whether a woman in bit or right j llltll,1(,L shr k,,, ,, lu rotnltii lur lo h i hi r olf ut Tuelitr-first ltrft. She I ak la-en down town khop . ping and ui tn a hurry to reach home. "All the tune the cable i pulling her homeWHrd she k.eja thinking of how . much sl.e will Imve to do w h n In r jour- bey i i iidnl. 1 bo conductor yt 11a Tenty br-t tr'rt:' "She is urotiM'd w ith a kturt from her atudy, inti nt only on getting oil the car. Y'otl hate li. ! u i-1, no dimbt, thut a cable train ulw ay a pavi-a a cri".sing U f.ipi it top. There i the w hole iM-crot of a M uinati'a ir.any tumble. She would 1m ufu and hi ppy if thu conductor would only Mop the train no she could atep oH at the right apd exactly. Hut thu cur paaaea tbe crossing, and uiu oiisi i.nialy lie turns In r f.ue lu the direction alio W ishes to g.) If bbn Would Wlllt Ulltll the cur stops nil Would la) well, but the tluiulit tint she la la ing curn.il p.l.-t hi T di'stlliatloii makes her hurry. Hetore the car st. i . che think of the few eitra Hep shu will havo to take if be I curried an v farther mid jninti oil Yon know tlie rest, and there I the true reason w hy to nmiii ii in I'iO get oil a I ktrect car backward. The Inotb Woman la ou the real Mat of the last car and 'tepsolf ut the right place." -Chicago ; Herald A Valuable Tram. man from Suginuw wa visiting The the national capital to s.v the sight One day. on I' nii.-y Ivuina avenue, lie. nave a heavy, dose, ilark wugoii, more , like a ll.uk mariii tli.ui iinythiiig else, and iikc. In gtinle w hat it w an. ; "It s rather strange uU. nt that," said the gi.i.lu in the slo ly didactic style. 'Y'oiive I in tall. li. g ul'oiit the s-ilani of ottictal lu ie, Ir. in the pte-i lent' ''.ihcd 4 ear ilow ti, but do ou know the horsea to that aoii Uat them all'?" "Tii.it ao':" s..il the Kiginaw stcr 'Tin) don't Ink li!.e they could rum more th. m v 1 a day iinyl.ow. I've got ta tter horse th.iu that to hire nt f i a day und feed." , Tiie guide haikid at hi charge Willi I'i'.v I "Why, my d.ar air," he explained, ; 'th. horse draw million from the treasury every )ear." The Saginaw- man wouldn't havo it and said so Willi prolane emphasis. "Hut It 1 true in crt h Ids." insisted j the guide "That a the wagon they haul the gold and sihir in," und thu Sagi naw ster looked Ut It kteudily. Detroit ! r n-e rresa. birlllii C ..mra I. ature. In coiilirii.ati. n of the Kiwug tliut ss lling collie by iiaturu" the case may j Is' cited of a cei tain little girl, 0 year old. w hose pun lit ure Is. '.It g.asl spell ir At rn'lusd r.veiitly sim wa given j to write out a 1 1 -1 of word, which contained in.inv rather har I one, such ' j a "hati bet." "r cene." ;hlar" and I ao mi She s)a 11. .1 ev. ry word corm tly j and wa tbe only s. h....r 111 the at-hool ' w ho did no. 1 Now and tk. u it I1.1; i'H. however, 1 that the child i t 11 fain. u sa Her breaks ' its parent' heart ly proving 1111 incor I rgi'.ily bad aj-ller in su. Ii a case the I di.ipiiiitis parmt may c. ii..le biiuself ! Willi the n tin lion that thei hill iiihent j bis bad si'ii.!ig fr. 111 a gratnlpareiit, or even Iroiu Mme mure remote auccetor. Youth Coiiipuniou. I Irs I T e ( al tn Anirrlra. It waau g.s man. ('!. list, phi-r Sower, who made the tirit 1 111. . h. s mid matric.- and cust the brst t,. m Am.-nca. The utivil he made thein.11 is still preserved. Tin y were for a tieriu.in Hil le wlmh be publish.sl. "The price of our newly fin ished I'.ible. 111 plain binding, with a rhisp. will U- is shillings." he aaid. "but to tbe ps.r and lat.ly we bavenopnee." John the Ha; ti't n-nt the nnmage to n.risl. "Art th.-u l.e that should come, it d. we ,a f. r an. : !i. r?" and Ji-iti en I ba. k ord, "Hie is.r hair the go 1 pre.:nd to tiiim." S.vver'k li.r in tu Hit le w.i pniite.l in IT 111 and was the brst H.hle pubhs.,.sl 111 Anien.-.i in any l.un pouti lai.guuge. Age of Stea l t.larall.. Slay ul 1'rw.lura Itrawlr It may ! d ail !.. I. strange aa many may tb ui the as-:!!,.n, w bet her con tinti. ti. ui::. a' 1 .11 w jr."lu.e ls-a:itv, wh tii. r the growth of intelligence will ev.ti 111 y 1. Id the p!.y:.al r.-stilt w!.i. li we i t. . authors of I't-'.i.i !.t s s-i 1: ... , if it w.re a a. 1 n 1.1 .al.t '..!: . t.-t r i .'.e ct iise.Ueucet.f tie r.. vt s. . - - Kaaalnc 1 rata. In Irelaad. A Well known railway man wlm ha rvt .in ul frrtu a t..t;r of u.sjas ti. n in Fur. s'.it. that in In-iiiiid the trail. s vv..uM niti f.ist eimtigb la twt. n stall. 1.. I l.t Wi-uld W;i. f..r." or 1 I ti.ii.ut. si at each stop At i -lie long s-. p wh.-re tho driver t.s.'g :i-. r and t. i l him a .". act :..r-. an I thest. ker. il.il nn-!ii:,l. he heard ail 1.1.1 f. -I'... w ui the car lit tt the .iv -'P..a .li. riv.-r l.aj. l '. j p,sl t.j I lie t.'.a wn:i.. r ag in I w. i.d.-r phv tiirr 1 n t l-i.e it runniti. l.ke they do la Li.aiJUitl" LicLuiifctt. FIKES I.N DWKLMNCJS. FEW HOUSES HAVE WEANS OF ES CAPE EXCEPT THE DOORWAYS. Hal; ku(r a lf a Meaaa af .caa lataaa Iba aialraauf a tt-mtm la lb ll U wa Ir liarluc lh MgbC Two ('.. !li from uffiaation tn abtirn- tU dwelling h.'.v- again call-l llieutteti I. ..II of all tmliaitlg e.p:e to the f t l iut ileiling iiou-a are not '.rov..b-d With 4:1V .r.ut;cal Uieal.a of ape III laMo lire 1 tirni.g lu tbe lower fb "T dtinrig lliel.tgiit Invwtlgatlon by re--.rter uliow. that tlie law ia milt" on ti.eanbiMt of re4I Irolll dwelling. l.'e'.th.rthr law uoenillig the bun atl of building iti-tM-tor nor tbowapplyin g to the bun ail i f lire toil, li on tlie mii ji-ci. Irotti bureau- ugn-e in kajtng tliat a-mie UieaiiK 1 f exit otlii r than the atuirway ah,. uld ! 1 .ri.vi.bil. an. I U.th fav. r the iiitr'l'i. Hon ol traioor 111 uie ri.i aa tlie iiioet f .laibleiind m t i-Jivtlve plan. It U Mated ou g.-l uutl.onty that theae I. ..- . .... .. ll... I..t 1111 alia ll.ili'"'ii.r.ii' .ii.".'. of i m a' laiiin t la-found iu more man one IiiiUm.. 111 .'"J ou tne uv. rago throu.U the) city. C hief H.nt. r of the lire department ml 1re1.Ll. i1t of the bur. au of fire en4'ala Kaid 7 ....... I . ir. iikl 1 riv . .'- inn " year, and K of tlee were in dwelling. Fortunately but few p.np!" met their death from dwelling house lire during tiie y.-ar. Tl.ia ia notulwaya the cu, however, mid 1 have wn ijtiite a large nninber of fatal result from uc!i lir- tbe death a few year ago a tlie r- ult of the lire in the King residence at Seventeenth and l'lne ireet. f .r in tuuee, and many oilier not ipuie s-i apinlling nor of aticli prominence. In Ui.t of these case the fatality would not luive been mi great liad aoine mean of escu other than atuirway. been provi.liiL "There certainly houM U aoiue new clause in our lire cacua laws, and tbe most iinporiaiit one would li one re quiring IraiKlcs.r m tlie r of of every bouse, or koine equally feasible menu of Ait. The present l.nv ure particularly atrmgent regar lm ; lireesa ou hotels in the city, but iicghvt altogether the dweilings. It would e.m tnore pro r to tukecareof the rmaiicnt p'pul.ili. n tluiu transient visitor to the city, from w hich cl.u- the hotel derive their in come. -t)f the dwelling houso firea which oc curred last vear," thu chief continued. 1 iO were caused bv defective line. It ia fair to presume that the majority of tire from tin cause occur at night uft. i I the tin have lievti Hie I und the family ha rctiml. In tiling h. at. r lir.-a for the night the general mi-tlnal Used 1 to open wide the line draft and closu the Isittoiu draL The heat UM'eud Up the chimney then, and any .l. tu t in tiie Hue may cuiimi a tiro. H. f. re tbe family are aw .ikeiinl the wholu lower room uriy U in Itame. and - as- by m.-aiia of the t.iirvvuv may Ui iinpiK-ibiu. The family would then prohubly have to jump from tho w 111. lows, tiul. v the house bad one of the illegal frame kitchens in tii. rear "They could then jump on that and from tl.cn to the fence. If traphaira were provided 111 the r.s.f. however, they could easily ,- nd und escape either to an ii.ljo'.iiin house or ut b ast cacajieaiif- ftM iitioii bv runnitig iil.mg the pad out of danger until the lire department nr rived. Theso trapl.s.r have lai n mig gestc.l, but it is cluiiiie.1 that they would fiirtii-.il means for burglars to enter the hoiis. s fr.'in tlios.' incoming. The pop ular a. iitiineiit, though, would s-nii to indicate tli.lt newt people prefer to lake chance of Is-iug robls .1 of it few dollars than to lake the ri.-k of U ing tmrmd to dcatli." Harmon Hot-m. bureau of bin 1 11. - a inemiN'r of Is.th ltisi ct..rs und the bureau of lire es, ;:j a, said be had ahvavk lai n in favor of btiil.'ang trapdoor in party and b it In own pwitioii to be iu every botisi'. "The law," he s.u I, "for- Mi-tire. hida the erection of frame kitchens, bi.t i In tlnw days, moreover, the Hritish at pn-si nt tiiose fiiriu-li the only mean govemineiit was Hot a g.asl paymaster; of iih ata. from a dwelling nl'.er ei; bv ireiieral had aoini t.m. to tind inonev the staiiwav has la-en cut olf Statistic prove 111. 11 uro very aciii.iui ik ur lu v lln se outside kltcln 11. A proiiuneiit in nr.. nee agent told me only a day or two ugo." be continued, "that the majority of dwelling house tin were can.ad by defective tin. a in the cellars w here the beater Hue i ntera the chimney." James C. .M.H.n-, a prominent builder erecting from '.no to Sou dwellings a i veur uud a inemU-r of the Operative Utlll.lers llia lutlotl, ilcUoUUcnl m ,,,(. pHiki 11 terms the proem system of build ing w ithout providing 11 mean of esx a from the upper ll.s.r except by tho stairways lie mid "It i an outrage 0:1 tlie commtiiiitr. "A dwelling hou s ure built in these day, not one in IX ou the average is provided with a trajslia.r or acuttlo in tho r.s.f. 1 have a! way a favored this manner of building." I'hiUlcli.hia Hrvsa. An luiMirtanl lufluenra. One phase nf the movement known a university extension baa net ns-eivisl due at tent 1011 What ran the m -tein do lo anl have las-o us.s. Hue-the old Uirth.al coiisi.ta In .liniiur.u-mg ucb rra.1. ,g. Tin rr ure -till pan of eur country under Iiiritst Itifl irnee III w hi. h this la the only .......... i"-i."iii iiui. 1 lie result la ar.-.rti,,gtotl,r .tn, tiu the c,o of U.ya Uld to crs'lp III thr ca-e of iirls The mw 11 let h. a I w ,i. b miiiht also Is? call.il the ar.itnr consul, in putting into thr band, of thr young ether reading I li..n novel, and rx. iting a lively interest in it. This nsjinres au ell. rt. hut the rnd is Mr'.l worthy su. li c-i n.liture of eurrgy and money. Kate l i. l.l i Washington, t'ro.1 I rt.lalk Tb hard wrath.-r Is f.ir..rnb!e to tha atudy of fn.st crv stU. and l'r,.fis.s.,r M.-l-ib U diaan att.-iitioii tn th U-antil.il arla-rt-s.t-iit uttt.rn. a..inet.tu.-a prvalurtil by fn t on oi.r luii.l.lv pav.iuents. Snow and i.-e t rv.t.ns, ,.r i.r , rvstals. areni.r nial'.y nst.ii ir. I.ut m ti.-n thnr tnn giM t h is HII...1. .1 thrt are s.iiiietiine cur- ki.iiiear 1 li'-sr curv i. f .rms, rr-rtnhiii-g Trgeta! ' n. such as f. n. an l nnanea. are al. s n n, tbe crv.i.,;:,.,t.n ,.f mn d, from "1 ' un.l. r the u.t'urace .f riee. ......ii' - i ii. tue tli ...ir.le el ge-J ivy. an rx.in.plr of ahnh i aern In ITr "in. a.i:r " Wr mat ad 1 that the alas res.-ri.t t. ;!. pr.1. i,i,l by l.gbtunagan.l elts-tnc atsirs are ,-r sm.il.ir t.. Ail th.-s p'lrn.. ;.,. n.iarvo i.ii.x-tnl way n.4 jet io,. ri,. , m ;; t, ,Irv, Inmie intb atbrr ra t ,,ra i ..ti.tuen ia! Advertuarr. Toe man who ha-n't any work to do never .sri:j t U u h py nnl la ( U la. tb. niH aotut-Usly rise who baa, uins-iiiig i.-.e nmiing 01 Hie young into cneup cuanty lor tins rich panpletocn-projs-r c h.iiinel.' I gage in." n.iy's he, "but my . xisTience ia Lur librarian. 1 tell, us that a large part that it hurt a rich man Worse to give of the rea.l.i.. ..f the young i, novel read- . Bp , ,,,,, , jt J( big I lev mid a certain extent t hia is ail uu- 1 v" v rl c deniable rvtl. In m.i-tiiig It two mrtti.sl ork Sun. Cr.UCL FfbCrwS. lew a Hear aa.l lain IVoaaae Trlaa a .,ll.rr' Calleurw. I.i no P-vt are t!,e friend nntaide ;bei..inctiiary of lioiiiecnii b rtbiin in t 01.. ! ii. i i. nvicti. n t'.iat wliut Mra toWH b tiie-a a "t' run of utidr- ititi macv" wi.ii 11- ju-t.n.-a tlieiu in tare. 1 ling on; our titii" to lit their roiivcu lemeund ;.len.tire. Women ure lined ntn-otiM 1. nable in I lit i cieaof tor'ure. M-ll hllM- I II llive to llllalllea for an i.iaiivcci.'iin that the m iM-tililie gu ir m i -lil-T. all- It favorite irony, bu a L'li'iillier'.tl nt'lTei latb-n 1 if the fact lint I. in ae-a-l.iti-a InU't have tune in which to urn n In 111 Th enn lift of friend i the W..111.111 who iba-a nothing In jartictilar ati'l at no mrtii ulnr lime ml iuf..iid i f yoil. wlio have aj rific we upa!ioii mid n I hour for rnrry- inc it on. that !i" cannot la happy away from voti imd tmd the nay Mvorn-aa which ba not l-i 11 kilttil by a comfort able talk U'tWiell Jotl and herx lf. A v. ry ti. nd of MfT. ctiotiale liarrity wa a ru b end idle woimin w ho cln4 her la -III friend thebtlv wife i f city clergyman und the ni'dlier of fiva rbi'blreii. ' if tin e children aim waa alwi , iii-K""'"1"' .-- - - a .1 . 11 ... ....,. aLolii u .1 Ii till I or tu inn','" "''""",,J ...... aw-tit her tlir.-w girl from the family . . :.C . .. I ' - h.nlrooin lo .-mini ami u--,ir. Judged runny hum ne wouin n.r u.e I.itlll.iailOll ril.lllll.iniv i f.e'."iK. r ..... arship more coiix letitiotily than lurel inatriK loraillld etijoynl the noble tusk. II. r husband' parishioner were cog nizant of her eiprossed ib-siro that that part of the day lying I t ween 'il 1 oYliH-k kliollld la-'devote l tolierptlpiN, and. to the credit of thi-ae who did not wpirc to the honor of nu h intimacy at the rectory n might wurrant reveral of Iioum hold arratigeini nt. it may la-atatisl that her ircetitricity in thi regard waa generally ri sp-cti-d. The weultbimt vitryniiin'a wife, by virtue of lu r j -uliur attachment to the Industrie!! h' iiM inothir. riiiriiel regu lations not of I. . ron making nml de clared her indi pendeiice by word ntid ibs .L The ru tor'a w ife lovtsl her for her many pxcell. lit (tialltli-s ntid valued her answering esteem. I think, neverthe les. that Mepbl-topbelni Would have been a more welcome apparition tbnn tbe Mniling visage that presented itself twice or thrice i m il i k at the atudy d.sir with tbe ctuixing na.logy: "I know you can't l ar morning rail, but I waa actually famishing for a glimpse of you. I'll just ait over here in tbe corner with my fancy w ork und nev er lisp a y liable just b ust my eye ami rur. The chibln n don't mind the pr a- ' Mice of mamma' dearest fnend." Tbe children did miiid, und iiiainmu more than they, un intruder who dis traded eye und thoughts und embar rasN d recitutioli Hone tlie lesa for the frequency i f the visitation. A gravi I atone in the oli.-e U one of tho minor ill of the daily walk to w hich the flesh in alow to la como r. ci iiciled. A common cipiailitiuice could have liccn denied ut the outer elitraiire, or had she reacli -d tlie h nelraiia Could havo lu ll liowcd out into the ilraw ii g room. An uncom mon friend grappled with the au!Ter rat a futully short ih.-tance. Maru.u liar laud in li.irpcr IUi..r, Trior a a lilplimial. Prior bad a -v r.il oualification for diplomatic work. Though be must some- tunes have In ti li . 1 1 : . 1 . 1 . -. 1 bv bis bum hi., origin, he 10 vi r I...1. I to niniut.r.n tlie dignity of Ids oflicial position. H's spi ial kliowlislge of commerce, h's readiness, hi humor, his fluency in Krein h.hu f.itui.i.ir.ty with Horace (a useful accomplishment in the Augustan a.-( mid even "oe visage ib- laiia,"u Hoi iugbrokecallnl it, must often have loc:i of NTvice to buu. Hut Trior' life when I lie h.nl the honor of r. pr. si ntiug (,"i'i'ti , Anne ut the - reiicii court wn not happy : Hi b it. rs during that jaTi.al allow- that he wa iiue,iy nls.ut the prosiarts of hia from their own pa ket to oav their ol- , un r. 1111. 1 emii.iMii li.rs a,U.irie w re often 111 urn ir. Wh. n thu crash cume I'rior found biiiiM If in 1.11 imfortuiiat plight. He was l.a.ked coldly on Is.th by the new administration ami by his own party. It was tat.sl that he had made revelations, uud it waa even mpp.snl that In indiscretion was th cati.se of U.lingbroke ill jii.lg.il flight. For thi malicious report there is, so far us we know, no trust w-urthy foundation. Lou don Athena-urn. Hue t erm of I It) ( liarltr. A KTv-er complain bitterly because wealthy introli of Ins esta'blishmei.t . wnd tramii nn.l imm. r th.-n. u-wi. note niv ing, "Mr. H . give this man a 1 pound of era- k.-rsaiid a la.x of sardines." or "the 1 anr would like four bundles i of kimllim and a iMitlTliI f.f n. IT. sr. The nj-plicalits get the stuff las ause the griH-er wants to retain the custom of those who s-'inl tbeui und who have not the alight. -st intention of ay ing f.,r psal thus given aw-av. "It'a pretty Vlalllng to lie Called. Tlie solicitor 1 f a iinmntuin district of North Carolina 11 few vwir buck wa J. ji. Ini.l.er. On imn i..-..i.,n ... on,l ,.. f nntntul black-n.sva of .it were on trial. W hen the case was called. Ih.' judge, noticing the group, impiired. "What have you now. Mr. Sdicitor?" Instantly t amo the rej ly. "A flush of spade, y, ur honor." Sin Francisco Ar C'liaut. j Too Many I ntrrtalomrnla. ' Little Daught. r-Say. inanima. Won't you take tne to I'Miaiu Jane s fuiier.il? Mammi-No. .ttie. You went to tha lii.if.nee yesterday and a party List night. loti inusni l.uve t many riit.rtain- metit, at a tin.e. Y. n don't want to give yourself up entu.-iy to u.irth ami frivol ity. Texas Sifrm.-s. . Caleb f'uablas'a 'lr.g C'aaw. Caleb CtLhing s i- '.-I rated A'd.nr r-.e frith IVrss.t.,1.. w-.Q . . - .t.i Mini ma raan.ia i i a. i me I ti.rs m tbae....... i. . lunch dt.turl.sj aid unable S. !.., -ttt uuio! uie isarging ,.f a dog owned by the Utt. r. Cn-hii.g. after trv-ir, . 4 I - the.l. g .rrt awar. wrre O't warrant agnnst Wc.l tj ,,,. taming a nu.s.tncv u, n, in court ts th a a i!ri.. an 1 attorney to proae cutehim. A.'t. r an extended tn d and ler.g-.hy argnin-nt. the animal va ad jn.lgrsl a ntnsunce and ordered removed. -Cor. Cigumati Tribune. 1 - GIKLSWIIOLESUxJ A CONVERSATION EETwrru COLLEGE GRADUATES. (I as i la tha Montbaut Mra , W , at M bra Well llrrtl Vaun, n 0.rt. Ad.lltlrtl to Iba llabll """ A laa. luleljr Inloleralilr. Dear girl. nv..id ! m Tie r, if, m '": 1 M.. t piuny reuaoii why y..u . . ..... II, BUU ouiy oil" exi ,1s.. in k, ( cMrt. a- k nuve ever near I iroiu titiv r Uionty! lb re it is: Oliver Wi lidi ll Hidln. racy breakfast table talk , itl. ri..,, f .4 think I undermine tic I r 1" r g..a,.i -' s... nr,.,... . add pl'iuauey to mushroom d'M to e It o'.lMTCI'l . 1 '"" -- Tut Hi. ' H I J T l.a.i.'. I la tho ideii liiM.t whiii they lirst begm tl, .,. ., .. '.' uuiiui. inn iiiiioriuiiaieiv It i T 1 . I...:. I ... . .... craie to in...n in iisj t.-i;.-j,.-Uulitlir ill it growth ih a 1..,'' . 1.1. .1.1.... n..,L i:.-i, I r, i 1 .1 . Ims-oiha so 0...1 ,li,.,. .1 , . i... . . .."7 - - . ... ,,,, out the similo). that it wrius ii;i.rtt-.' lo iiiait.i tiic-.iisi-ivei mteiiigih;. it. I have hour 1 y.xmg Wl-.s. nt l-i-ll- s i -i t ..It. iui who s.s-liii.1 to have cabtilarv cotnpt.il ,,f fi.ltl' trl., V snuiil in- P liii.-i iv Ullltlt- iliil,',, ti, well nr-.i r.ii.-osii or S.,t, Cliini-so or ( ir.s-k. K'.rt To .pi. .te t he Veteran pl.il. , ,,,),. r .iX "Th.-s.. .-xpr.-ssi,.n ,., ,., )m, u,.i symlMils of minds which h ive gr..wn 1 weak or indolent to discriminate. T,,.r are the blank check ..f i,t, n.t-t'; j buiikruptcy. Vmi may i!,, ,,, Uj, u '., w liat.-vi r idea you li';.. It m.ik,,,.,,. f. r.-m-e, for there uro no fund, j tn-asiiry iihhi which they nr.- drawn. That of course W v.ry sev.r. butl have often heard ignite ch-v. r fin.) educnbsl young ladi.-s i:iiiigth..s4. .., "blank checW to such an i xt.-m th.t any one inn knowing tln-ui intii rili-ly might r-adlly have nipp.. ,l th, tellts-ttlal liank" cmptv. r "n. I wonder w hat Dr. Holmes won! I lUT thought of u ti uctuil t v-ersitii a U Iwis n two young ladies m g,.. n. acir-tT to calletl, who Kit la-hind luciiithegru,! tail I lit a bas.-b.ill 111. ,li h l.i-t ktluiiiirr I call give it almost verbatim: "Say, Jen (abbreviated form of J. r.i.i lifeist.ai sln rt' to u. th" w I,.,;.. ,,f j person nainei, who is the 'fly' l.,.-ii Hide III the yellow strijs d 'g. t repl'" "Oh, 'come off the roj.fr To IMi.tiJ you don't know- Cob. (CO. II. are tue young gentleman'a initials wittily c.-rert.-d into 'Cob.') Alter the ua'v v.,s went for' him nt the ball la.t w.V, Votl can't Mutr me with that kin l tf gag. JIiss IniUH-eiit. Oh. is that Col ? He must la? V51.U nut' to 'rig' hiiia. If in such a wa,-,-.r' wav." Oh, Jen, Iiajk at Cobtiovv! HeisL.f nblv Tattled.' Mabe (shoit b.r M..: !i siting a g!. nice' ut him, uud hu l..-t La hcud as well a his ba--." "Is she iniislinl' on Cob:" "Ha, li.! -I'uil d. vvn vonr v.-.-.r fj yoil think MaU-is 'off her base';' Sue liar. him 'to trot le r round' nml Vninpiij.iLr Lot-tUnl' fi.r ice cr am. eV., but 'ie i.iel Alf June In tt.T 'all the Mtue-ce.' YeO can 'U t your swe-t life' she won't tiurry Cob." "Ltsikat him now. 'You U f ln-'i'Lu-tlitig:' " liet there, Kli!" "iHiddigor-:" TU waa a 'bt.ss' rtin!" and so on u l f:ni:i:in. ad u.itiseum. All this in a p rl.i tly auli ble voice, mi l tin y were si..-iiiiii;ly un aware that there was any thing v u! a-if out of tin usual in tin ir ciiii-r .if.i ii. Probably there was not. nml yet tii.rtvvn yiaing ladies Were college grada.it. mil Were jHis-scsscd of ui' .re than iiv.-r.tge abil ity. If you think this description eii.-.-.f-ate.l, listen iriticiilly to the next d.i-r-struiiietl conversation l-tvv..ii two young ladies whom you know to U guilty of tising slang fruly. I fancy 1 hear you say, "Lut I n.-v.-r c. tiM tili like that." take car.-! JiM aa m:.5 dent otic us yoti have l gun by ti-in' few- Bhuig Word t "th.-y un- s..ciita:.l Mreasivo, yoti know!" and eti l. 1 I'T forming a vulgar and enslaving hii..t w hich tts.k great htr. tig'.h of in.ii la.vl linn pi-r.-ieverance to break. T:..' wer-t tage of a slang devot.-e is wli-n KTowa utterly unconscious of or i. af ferent to the iiabit. Th. re is very h:tl hojK of improveinetit for lu r. Tt..' c- afo way is never lo form the habit t all. Dear young girl., on ymi the -'ln-piageof the future" in gnat lie di peiid. Y'oii nr.' the coining i.i-th.rt and teachers und will have an ail pu erful influence in inoldiug the l.in.-u.o? of the next generation tocome a'. l t.-:i::-lM-rles generation after that. Neto't that it is a language of int.-ilig- r.ce. grace and purity. Mim Frank I)av. i Wive and Daughter. Tbe Value of a (.tied Ad.lrru. Youn men should study to talk w.3 to atate their j ropitions with 1 or neaa and force that will make t!.' ir leor (rs fes-l that the speaker has n-.e li-l tl gist of the matter. and that l.i-o; ii.i if of aoruo weight. Y'oii w ill notice a vm coming into the oflice. Th. re is oe thing in hi v. ry npp arance im 1 t- way he carrii-s hiiiis. If that c- ti.t"11 t-spvt and attention. A cativass. r f f I book came into my ofiice only ysar daywhowu a spl. n.'ii 1 iilu-;i M'i--n ef It. I had no intention of bt-.yti.g hi 'V rlopsslia. Hut he was well dr.-s-.l iutelligent. He ms-mi-U to n:: : my wants, nml in five iniuut.- we tuikinn busily together. He sold i:;? worth of bta.ks. I think that n g'xsl i-rotial omethiligt.ajliitle ctiltivat.il. I ''-' rather hav-a. it than a pn f. s-inii. -I!,r' view in New York I V. -.. A bur SI a. When a young man talk hnsinrHui .if "mir brill" III a 11' I1 tic that cm la beard fr.-m one tid t :.t a'r...t .-ar t.i h nt)n-r It I a t.r that hi wag.w have 1. n rai-tJ week, New Y'ork lit rai l. Convtnrrd. Judga rriaou-T. do J'OU ii. ktl" your guilt? o iniM.ner No. my La-d. The ; the defense ha couvincts n u- innocence. Exchange. It i worth w hile for a cm t ' '-; hia life to curry a r ! to a --1 - it. -r r.sV nr t.. an-, a .-rr-at c.i'.ise. I -i ave a gr line in a college pa;, r t a crowd 1 am h gh ry .rt!:ea;i Suf.il t.. r-i O V..V I It . - .1. .r. m r. t .a.i.uuie U4si.i- i.-s - - -M-l,,..r. I I "Tl- 11,.-- ef liable." Hi a-jn JuiuuM father of aevrn cbildxen. cal. "Tha Huaa of Seva Uabi-rvi u i 0