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Hare ear for bllna, blefd.ng and itching Pile One hoi has cured the worst esses of ten year standing. No one need snfTei ten mlnates alto asHig Kirk's Uermsn File Ointment It absorb tnmors, allayi the Itching, sou as a poultice aires rallel. Dr. Kirk's Uermsn I'lle Olutmeul Is prepared only for Plls and Itchlug of th. private parts, and nothing else. Every box 1 warranted. Hold by Dnttflat snd sent by mall on receipt of price, 11.00 par box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole sale Agents, Ban Francisco. On the move Liver, Stomach, and Bowels, after Dr. Pierce's Pleasant .Pellets have done their work. It's a healthy movement, too a natural one. The organs are not forced into activity one day, to sink back into a worse state the next. They're cleansed and regulated mild ly and quietly, without wrench ing or griping. One tiny, sugar-coated Pellet is all that's needed as a gentle laxative; three to four act as a cathar tic. They're the smallest, cheapest, the easiest to take. Sick Headache, Bilious Head ache, Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all de rangements of the Liver, Stomach and Bowels are promptly relieved and cured. SEEDS ALL Oi:K HEKIW AKK TKrCI Kl. If you wsiit the verv bent iiooiln thut you know will grow. t c"n prices, write us. F. L. POSSON & SOH,""" ft street Portland, Oregon. Front St. "August Flower" Mrs. Sarah M. Black of Seneca, Mo., during the past two years has been affected with Neuralgia of the Head, Stomach and Womb, and writes: "My food did not seem to strengthen me at all and my appe tite was very variable. My face was yellow, my head dull, and I had auch pains in my left side. In the morning when I got up I would have a flow of mucus in the mouth, and a bad, bitter taste. Sometimes my breath became short, and I had such queer, tumbling, palpitating sensations around the heart. I ached 11' day under the shoulder blades, in the left side, and down the back of my limbs. It seemed to be worse in the wet, cold weather of Winter and Spring; and whenever the spells came on, my feet and hands would turn cold, and I could get no sleep at all. I tried everywhere, and got no relief before using August Flower Then the change came. It has done me a wonderful deal of good during the time I have taken it and is work ing a complete cure." C G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury, VJ. iMASTifrcuTri ' 1 Tobacco There is always a lst even among a score of good things, and ever)' pipe smoker who has tried the Mastiff brand acknowl edges it to be the sweetest, axl est smoking tobacco made. I t does not bite the tongue, and is positively free from any foreign miYtiifP J. B. Pace Tohacco Co.. Richmond, Virginia. .-r... UlV WHO rza r?i 17" it223 ito .In LU,mffi.N-3 . " V.!fIAfl,Ts. SaKI Montgomery "" (Wa Franelseo, CaL y.P.K.U.So. 4C6-8. F. S. C. So. 3 IN A GERMAN HOTEL. Conrarion Creates! by aa Kngllskmaa Who Wauled Bath at One. When a dud announce Id a Oeruiao hotel that be has uuule up bis mind to take a bath, a wave of Incredulity, baffled wrath aud alert rtsaeuuueut sweeps orer the establisb meiit The chambermaid rushes after ibe waiter, he brings the manager, and Anally the proprietor cornea up and looks the guea over with an air of dim melancholy. "Why," be asks sadly, "do you take a bath to-uighir "because I want it" "Here lu this rooiuT "Of course. 1 dou't propose to go oa the roof of the hotel " "Oh, well, ail right," the proprietor say, with the air of a man who washes hi baud of a transaction that Involve a suspicion of murder at the very least. "U you will do it it must be don. Hans, a hot bath for 44." The waiter mutters something beneath hi breath about the eccentricity of foreigner and goes sadly away. Presently be look in a'aiii and remarks that it is after 9 o'clock, uml it will take two hours to make prepara tions. Forty-four who happened In this nine to be an English merchant occupying an adjoining room to mine threw a book at him, came Into my room in pajamas and seething rage, aud delivered ail eloquent ora tion alniut the recalcitrant spirit with which the Itermaiis regarded water. "I'll get tbe bath," be announced, a be strode into his room with a scowl, "if lhave to call iu the aid of our minister." Tbe utmost confusion reigned during the next half hour. Tbe one idea that seemed to animate everybody in the hotel, from the chef to the chambermaid of the top floor, was the necessity of stopping the rash project of No. 44. Every effort was made, but the result was fiilinre, grim and complete. About 10 o'clock the pulling and grunting of a body of men was heard on the stain, and presently two waiters and a watchman staggered in with a bath tub, which consisted in equal part of green paint, cast Iron and rust. They dropjied it in the middle of the floor, cursed their fute with whole souled, Teutonic enthusiasm, took off their coat, pulled up their sleeves, aud fell to work with several other attaches carrying water up from Uie sub-baseuicut to tbe third floor in small tin pails. By this time half the guest In the hotel bad their heads out of the doorway, making large vocal efforts to Hud out whether the uproar meant a Ore or another dead emperor. When they found it was an Englishman tak ing a bath at that hour or tbe night, the ex citement was more intense than it would have been as the result of a new death at the paluce or a genuine conflagration. Berlin Cor. New York Sun. Colored People of Savannah. The first xople one sees in Savannah, a the steamer near her wharf, are the swarm lug colored men, gathering to help tbe steamer unload or give tbe operation the benefit of their auctioning presence. Tbey are the most motley crowd that anyone ever saw; their gurb ranges from tbe most ap proved attire of the modern dude to almost uo attire at all, or an attire exclusively of patches; If any one thinks that clothes mad of nothing but patches are an impossibility, be should see some of these people and be convinced to the contrary. They stand and sit lu all attitude of picturesque repose; aud when Unseize the gangplank to run It on board, sluiiding so close to each other on each side of the plank that they are like pea in a pod, they grunt and groan as if each oue were lifting the plank all alone. This scene was the beginuiug of my in terest iu the colored people of Savannah, and I never ceased to observe them while 1 was iu the city. They are the merriest, most couteuted, most philosophical people In the world. They sing or whistle almost cease lessly. Listen at any moment, and you will bear a graud combination of whistles riling ou the air. Iu tbe evening the colored wo ple sit In tbe parks or on the street corners, or wander up and down, singing, whistling, or playing their harmonicas a sort of In strument of which they are very fond. They improvise rather than perform, each nero apearing to prefer certain notes, to which he returns frequently and fondly a he pro ceeds with his "tune," which is for that mat ter a genuine melody, generally iu a minor key. If there is a really and thoroughly happy people iu the world, I should say, from my brief observation of them, that the colored inhabitants of Savannah are that people. Cor. Boston Transcript. A Hotel Clerk's Observations. 1 have been making one of the most pecul iar studies you ever heard of during the past two weeks, and I'm going to give you the re sults of my investigation. During the time I have mentioned I have put down ) guests for call in the morning; US of these guests were blondes and 135 brunette. My object was to ascertain, If possible, the varia tion of the number of hours' sleep required by the types of the two complexions. Then I went a trifle further. I found 41 of the guests to be below the average height, 86 to be of about medium height, and 111 to be what might be termed tall men. Now, just look at this result: Calls for between S and T a. m. Blonde. 98; brunettes, (15. Between T aud 8 a. m. Blondes, 8; brunettes, 32. Be tween 10 a. m. and Vi m. Blondes. 7; bru nettes, !J8. You will see by this that the blonde are tbe earliest risers, and uphold their claim for activity and nervousness. Mow, here are three peculiar facta of the whole Investiga tion, and tbey open up a vast field for anat omical speculation. The entire forty-one "shorties" were up all before 8 a. m. Those of average height slept a little later, but not one of them slept later than V o'clock. Every one of the "sleepy beads," who dallied in their beds until tbe sun had almost reached its meridian, were of the taller types of man hood.. There's something for study, and tbey are tbe actual observations I hav taken. Hotel Clerk in O lobe-Democrat. A Astronomies! Tussle. 8ince Jupiter' satellite were discovered by Galileo, in 1010, astronomers have been greatly mystified by the phenomena of their transits across the planet's disc Tbe fourth, or farthest, satellite grows rapidly and In creasingly fainter as it Dears the edge of the disc, shine with moderate brilliancy for ten or fifteen minutes alter contact, then disap pears altogether for a like period, and lastly comes out as a dark spot which become darker and darker until it equals the black ness of IU own shallow on the planet. The jeoond satellite, however, seems never to have been seen otherwise than as pure white dunn;ransit. Tbe spiiea ranee of the third aud tirst is different st I. tbe former having been seen as iieiiectly white, and yet, even on tbe next succeeding revolution, so black as to be mistaken fur the fourth, while the Utter is sometime a steel gray and sometimes a little darker. These singular anomalies, ay JJewromb, are very difficult to account for except by supposing very violent changes constantly in pragma on tbe satellites' surface. After a special study of some years, Mr. E. J. Kpitta, R. A. reaches a different conclusion, at tributes tbe apparent changes to kliosyn r,Mem of our vision. Arkansaw Traveler. Of the ll.OxW.ouu square miles of Africa, only about 4..J0,00O remain which have not been claimed by some European power, and more than half of this area lie within the desert of Sahara. The word muslin cornea from Moral, in Asiatic Turkey, where it wa at one time largely manufactured, just a at a later date cambric received it name from Cambray, in France. The following state have no stats motto: Indiana, Mississippi, New Hamp shire. New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio ad Texas. AMATEURS' CAMERAS. PHOTOGRAPHY A RAGE AMONG THE ARTISTICALLY INCLINED. V ( urlooa ColleetioN of Picture Ob tained lu tlie slums at Ml.talgtat by Menus of the Magnesium Hauls Asusse uirut fur due's Gueats. Amateur ptotugrnphy has become a geoo iti i-.i;e. Every self reoiwcting young per son who would keep alireast of tbe time I me owner of some sort of Instrument which produce more or less Sieakiiig likenesses of I mil ti lends and family, of everything that lives and move ur has iu being within leus range of their domicile, not to mention svery nook aud corner of the bouse. There I scarcely a library table throughout th length aud breadth of this city which 1 not ladeu with dim and wierd amateur likeness ol the family pictures tin amateur regard with bMul pride aud the family with In dulgent toleration. But eveu this joy of caricature begiu to pull on the bolder spirits, and their very latest achievement aud de light Is the flush light photograph. For those who are unfamiliar with this method of melancholy perpetuation it may be necessary to explain that it include an In stantaneous lenae, a detective camera, and cartridge loaded with magnesium. These cartridge are either fired off with a match or exploded in a pistol made for the purpose. With these implements an Instantaneous picture can be taken lu the pitch dark, and the favorite fad is to under the guidance and protection of a policeman visit tbe slums at midnight and by tbe use of the sud deu blinding flash of magnesium cartridge procure strange Incident of that quarter taken a Uiey occurred. A CLRIOLS COI.I.ICTIOS. A physician here well known, too, but who objects to any publicity concerning bis little amusement has a curious collection of pictures obtained in this way. He is a friend of Inspector Byrne, and by special indul gence and under the personal conduct of the great detective was enabled to procure Kim uegative that could not be duplicated In this country. He and the inpector visited th vilest dives and, without the inmate being aware of bis purpose, he would get hi camera focused, and without warning, lightning flash from his pistol would fix the scene of the plate. One of the scene in an opium den is peculiarly effective, as be stood in tbe doorway unnoticed until the magnes ium light flashed out and caught the whole picture, with every inmate of the place In his uatural, unrestrained attitude. There are fan tan players in the full fury of the game on some of his plates; dauce ball, tilled with half drunken and wholly drunken brutes knocking their glasses ou the table In applause of some salacious ditty chanted by a bedizened creature whom it is flattery to call a woman. Without going down into the haunts of the criminal dames, it 1 possile, through this large collection of proofs, to get a clear idea of tbeiu iu their unconscious h.dpousiiess. Due of the most remarkable pictures Id this collection i one taken, uot by the quick glare of incandescent mineral, but impriuted on the sensitive gelitiue by heaven's own fire. When lr. first, began his experiments at the seashore Inst summer there came a night of pitchy blackness, with a prodigious wind and great electrical disturbances, but no ruin. Carrying the miners out upon the beach and drawing the slide he waited for a flash of the lightning, which was blinding in its intensity. A sudden gleam lit the world and as suddenly expired in blackness. He closed the slide and carried the plate away for development Such a picture as that rag ing ocean, photographed by lightning, pre sents was never equaled. It 1 like on of Dore's ghastly phantasies. AaKSlN'Q ONE'S QUESTS. Another use of this flash photography is to afford amusement to one's guest. It ha superseded for the moment the amateur reel tationist and the parlor warbler. At break fast, luncheon and dinner parties the camera man Is introduced and cutche a picture of the entire scene, the result being dis tributed by mail among the guest a few days later. It used to be the fashion, when attending a meal notable in any way, to se cure the autographs of the whole party on the back of the menu, but now it is held far more desirable to have the likeness of tb famous or beautiful irticipanU, and that in their natural attitudes, engrossed In conver sation, and uot primly arranged for perpetu ation. The other night a lot of actor and artist -Blum, Howard Pyre, Barber the etcher, young Sothern, Bob Milliard, and more than I cau recall at the moment were frolicking In a studio at 3 o'clock in tbe morning when Barber suddenly flashed his camera on t&T.i aud they are fixed forever in the full tide of a lark. The bottle are like leaves in Valam brosa, tbe air is thick with smoke wreathes, Hilhard 1 In the midst of a good story and the auditors all roaring with laughter. It's the most life like and picturesque photograph of all of the many instantaneous picture I've seen. Another was taken at a luncheon given by Mrs. Stevens to Mis Paget Just be fore she set sail for England, and the youqg English beauty was caught by th camera with ber mouth wide open iu a yawn, which she took advantage of the momentary dark ening of tbe room to indulge in. It displays, does that rosy opening, a good double row of sound white teeth, but tbe effect 1 very funny, and ber friend say tbat her counte nance is even moreoieu than candid. New York Cor. Brooklyn Eagle. Armr Orders la Germany. In the new regulations for the conduct of field operations of tbe German army, th careful observation and mathematical pre cision of the German mind I clearly dis cernible. The composition of tbe advance guard and ttie rear guard at a marching army has been variously formulated by mili tary writers, with a general tendency to strengthen tbe van and neglect tbe rear. Iu the new German order this i reversed; th rear guard being made by far tbe strongest, because it cannot look for any support, while the advanced guard, if in need of any re-en-forcementa, bas only to fall back or wait for the main body to come up It la, however, where directions ar given as to keeping a portion of tbe road clear on tbe line of march and tbe treatment of troops while en rout tbat these orders are most original and Inter esting, and, with no intention of giving aa opinion a to their efficacy , their reasonable ness is obvious. Students of military history will remember how often armies with everything favoring their success Cave been detained or van de moralized by long marching without food. It Is the footsore Infantry and to lam horse of tbe cavalry tbat glv tb trouble, for, as the strength of a chain is not greater than tbat of lu weakest link, so aa army cannot move faster than lu slowest sections. Napier, in bis admirable history of tb Pen insular war, describe tb disastrous effect of tbat penny wise, xind foolish policy of saving an bour tbat should b given to rest, and then losing six becaute of premature fatigue of tb soldier, and Uv-re have beea many modern instance of Uus. boat title American. Fate ml tb Turkey. A certain pariah not a thousand mile from Portland devotes one Sunday even ing each month to what they term a "missionary concert," it being the duty of aome of tbe church to keep posted on the progress of mission work In the dif ferent countries and report the same at these meetings. A certain active worker whose study was tbe land of the sultan electrified the audience by announcing one evening that "his was a sorrowful ivnnrt ." addine. in all seviouimea. "that the Turkeys bad all had their crop cut , eft U'UWQ stournaj. . DIDN'T MIND THE BITE. Aa Old Chap la Arkansas Who Wasat Afraid of Htdrovhobia. A Georgia man, while standing in front of a blacksmith's shop, was bitteu by a dog. "Gracious alive!" exclaimed the blacksmith, "run borne and pre fur tus salvation of your soul, for your body is hot." "How or tb old fellow asked a he rubbed the place where tb dog bad blltsu him. "Why, tbat dog 1 mad. Look how be loams at th mouth. That's the dog th neighbors hav been looking fori" A puff of smoke cam from th bush near ly, the "bang" of a guu was beard aud tbe dog fell dead iu the road. 'Neighbors been lookin fur him, sbr said the old fellow who had been bitteu. "Wall, I am t been looklu' fur him, but it 'pear sorter liks he's beeu lookin' fur ma," "Hun ua doctor, man." "No, 1 kaiu't afford It I hired one last spring to cure th chills on my daughter .San, an 1 thought it would break m boils tiously up agin I got him paid. Nan, you know, married Abe Slater shortly after ward, an' 1 say to Abe, s'l, 'Abs, you oughter psy a part of that chill but' 'Whut chill bilir says be. 'W'y Kau's,' t'L 'Oh,' says be, '1 dulu t marry tlie cbills too, 1 ouly married Nan, an' 1 nachually expected the chills not tor cut uo flgger iu tbe transac tion.' An', sir, Abe h never would pay a cent on that chill bill, but putty soou 'long come tbe yallor ager, crecpiu' down the big road. Wall, sub, it hopped a straddle uv ol Abe an' rid him putty mgh tor death." "But that ain't got nothing t do with that mad dog. You'll baa (lead mau In less'n nine days." "Wall, I'll wait an' see, an' ef whut yon say come true, w'y I'll own up. I aint do han' ter dispute alter tlie racks hav duo goo agin me. Tain't thater way with A lie, though. He'll orgy when be knows be aint got no show. I like ter see a n au stick up fur whut be Isalievea, but then when a teller finds he's wrong, w'y b jest nachully ought ter cave. Wall, good mawuin'. I'v got a hoes trad on ban' over yandur cross th branch an" I believe I'll tlx it up bfo' tb feller git outeu th notiou." Arkansaw Traveler. Life In a Husslau Prlsoa. A Russian army officer wh, wa con demned to "kartoga" for an assault com mitted In a moment of xciUment, and who was pardoned by the czar after several year' detention, describes the Onega prison, where be wa confined, as follows: "For smoking and minor offenses of that sort, a prisoner could be made to kneel for two hours on the bare, frozen flag. Tb next punishment for the same minor offense was the black hole tlie 'karser' the warm one and tbe cold one, underground, with a temperature at freesing point Iu both prisoners slept on tlie stones, and the term of durance depended on the will of th director. Several were kept there for a fortnight, after which they were literally dragged out into daylight aud then dismissed to tlie land where pain aud suffering are not During the four year of my confinement the aver age mortality In the prison was 30 per cent per annum. It must not be thought that those on whom penalties of this kind were in flicted were hardened diieradoc. W in curred them if w saved a morsel of bread from dinner for the supiwr, or if a match was found on a primmer. Tbe 'desperate characters' were treated after another fash ion. One, for instance, was kept for nln months in solitary confinement In one of tbe dark cells, aud came out blind and Insane. "In the evening the director went hi rounds, aud usually began bit favorite occu pationflogging. A very narrow bench was brought out, and soon the place resounded with shriek, while the director looked on and counted the lashes, smoking a cigar. The birch rods were of exceptional site, and when not in use they were kept immersed In water so a to make them more pliant After the tenth lash the shrieking ceased, aud nothing was heard but groans. Flogging was usually applied In batches, to five, ten men, or more, and when the torture wa over a great pool of blood would remain to mark the spot After every such sceu w had two or three day of comaratlv peace: the flogging had a soothing Influence on th director' nerve. Soon, however, be would become bimsolf again. When be wa drunk and his leM mustache wa drooping and limp, or wheu he went out shooting and came home with an empty bag, we knew tbat tbe same evening th rod would be set at work." Michael Malkoff In Chicago News. Why Girls Fat Csndv. "American girl eat more candy than th girl of any other nation," said an observing traveler recently to a reporter. "Tbey com mence on New Year' day and then continue until New Year's eve Always candy ; some times because It is a birthday, sometimes be cause they meet a friend, sometime because It was sent to them. Tbey have as many x cuse for eating candy a a man bas for drinking whisky." "Dou't foreign girl eat candy!" "Ob, yes; and they are learning very fait to folow tbe example of the fair sex ou this side of the water. In this country the Yan kee girls were the first to start tbe fashion, or habit, as it should be more properly called, and from the east It has spread all over th country. Now I think tb western girl can hold their own against all comers. In Eu rope Germans, Italian and Hiuard ar great eater of praline, chocolate a la creme, sugared almonds and crystallised fruit. French women eat fondants, and there a man, when he escorts a lady to tbe theatre, must cari with him a packat of douceurs. In England candy eating started with sucking caramels or nibbling creme. Now tb wel to do Briton eat sweets with his wine after dinner. Tbey are fond of fondant, nougat, candled mandarins or taugerlnes and other kind, Butter Scotch, barley sugar and chocolate are tbe ordinary, very day candies. Soldier suck almond rock whil doing sentry duty, the policeman on his beat usually bas a bull's eye or brandy ball In bis mouth, and tb British tar chews an American caramel Instead of the quid of pigtail that need to distend his swarthy cheek in tbe good old days of England'! "wooden walls.' "-New York Mail and Ex- Note of Queer Kxpreasloa. A teacher of Mississippi colored folk has been taking notes of queer expression that she bas heard from ber pupil aud In meet ing, and Tbe Aiuericann Missionary pub lisbe them. Here area few; "Go to tb great pbysicianer." "1 use consecrated lye." "Kb Is (Tippler." "O Lord, give us good thinking facticals. "The meeting will be in tbe basin of tb church." "O Lord, throw overboard all tb load w' totin, and tb sins which upset us." "Jog them in remem brance of their vows." "I want ber to resist me with tb Ironing." "I want all you peo ple to adhere to the bell" "There will b no respectable people In heaven (God 1 do re specter of personal." "I was much diseooour- aged." "It was said at tb start ment of tb meeting." "1 take care of thre bead of children. "W bav passed through many dark oen and unseens" New York Sua. "Whea IMS Tow Oft," PIRST SA(T. Fond Young Mother (to proud young father) Albert, dear, did you bear th sweet, precious darling cry bis dear littl eyes out last nigbtf rroud Young Father I thought I beard our angel twitterl SXC0JTD SAIT. She Albert, you unfeeling wretch, to bear that child screeching all night and never offer to take him I He-Let th little demon bowl 1 Detroit Free Pres. A Chicago newspaper male the statement that a railroad train arrives or departs trass that at evsry suaute of the aaj A MTSTKKV. How the hiimsu sslein eter reenters from Ibe bsil rlleeU of Hie iimiimiiIi uieillrlllfs often lllerslly HMin-il luui II for the suppi'illlve re lict ul iIb-1s, ller loniplslnl, eoittllp IUiii, rheiiiiistlKUi slid oilier ailments is s uiylery, I lie inl.rliM done by had uinUi-iues U M'srtvly les than llisl i'siimM h) dteMe. II ttu-y Mho are weak, bilious, !l)fti4ii!te, eoh.lliMiUti or riieinnslH' homm oil titer lie suMed t Die eiticrlriice ul imsllili m ho have Ihomiiiililv li ileil ll.l lli-r't hloiusrh Kil lers, (hey Mould in eiery imtam oliislu the i iiiliei sill ilrrivstile troiu rslluusl niiilleullou l it is nun mi lie i s M'sri'iung sun si me ftiiuiv j lime a llioroushly afe rvmedy, dertwd Iroiu , teiM'table solini-sslul MiiMUtig. Ill eoliMiiiumee I of K InihIm of pure p!r ll, prniertle as s medic lusl llmulstil mil lo In' (oiiml In the (tery lues! liitler sud tllmuluiils often resorted lo by the j iieuiiiiaiiti, ii in-piii' sun isiikuiu. The farmer s ho hldi hli Ikht 1111.I1T.S bushel Ilium the riak ol needing s new barn. IIKDOfcU AUDIT BY A ritOHCKir Tit ft TAIlOtl. I sin not slmtiis to convince inenlsl hsbtrs, ss Indeed that Mould lie (rililleas without the nee caaary cultured Intellect thai makes logic appll csble. Force, brilliancy sud nrtitliisllty even sre no wem to allsck s alsve wllb. Kor many ceiitiiiica the meillesl srt ass hedged sluiut by pmscrlpllvc talam which II. ss yet, has mil sur vived. The brand for murdering truth Is the pcnslty of Imbecility slampcd uaui the menial callU-rol the average Individual -In relation lo medicine ami medicine men. The sun ol the nineteenth century hss not yel dswne.1 iism his Inlcllcclus! horizon. He, together a 1th his Ideal medicine man, still hibernates In the k-mnI old lays of the dsrk sges, hen It ss bad form to be IliuuLlllvo. He sllll " believes " III lileedlux, buttering, vomiting, purging snd sweating. He loves copious ilowa of horse medicine. He de llghta lu awafiHIila sud eslomcl sud csrlaille sclil. Thev sre eoliatilcnil tmltniicnaalile; uo well-rciiulslctl Isinlly, Willi pigmy lulelleela slid sUloinhtiil itcM'lopinciil, eonalilers Itaell aafs wllhoul Ihoac Isinlly lares. Ilicac 1 no mil won to convert; I hey sre I lie Kip v an nines uiai w ill continue to aliiiulicr Ihrnugh Ihla ami prol- sbly Ihniogh the lieu century. They play mi role 111 liie worm a niaior.. ur, inc. mo m.-. No monument nialk. tl-.clr forgolleu scputcher. Humanity wsauol enriched by Ihclr entrance II has lost mulling by Ihcircilt. They sre drift anaal on Hie allures of lime. Slid Host W illi Die ebb ami tide ol opinion they have Inherited fnun Ihclr siithmpnmorphir ancestry. .n, u is nol to these I w lh to siblreM myaell, but to the thinking ones, w hum a thought does not throw Into an epileptic psroitam; who love know ledge (or lu mm aiike: w ho sre w llllug to luvesligale the truth or lalaily ol suv proltton. slid, once convinced, will aland by II through sll the grim sees of a chattering and delayed elvllUatloii. To these- not the chatterers, mil me Hungers I commend Ihe lllatogcucllr Hyalein for liiveatigs- tl and will elucidate with pleasure any iiiics- tloii uot aulttrlcully clear In book, which will lie sent free to any address. Pr. Jordan's ofllce Is at the residence of ex- Mavor Yeelvr, Third and James. Consultations and prescriptions alisolulo- Ar"i m A 1 . I..1..I til-.... eenu ror iree oooa eipiannng me mmi genetic system. Cai'Yios. The Hiatogi Hello Medicine are sold in hut one agency in each town. The label around the bottle liear the fol low iinr nacmittnii- "Dr. J. htigeue Jor dan, llixtogciiftio Medicine." K very other device is a fraud. THK IIOI.TON HOI UK, FOIt Tl. A N l),OK. Ccntrsllv located: American A Kuroiieali plan; first clsaa; reasonable rail's. C. VV. lloliy, prop. Mkhciiant IIotki., Third and I) streets, Portland, Or. KlrsU'luss accommodations. Kales, i tofl..'iO per tiny. Jacob Haas, prop. Use Kusmellue Wove Polish: no dust, no smell. Tiy Gksmxa for breakfast. A Pure Cream of Tartar Towder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of I Ionics 40 Years the Standard. Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flak Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable and Wholesome. No other baking powder docs such work. BHOOKl.tN IIOTKI., Hush St., task Moot fDM7 4 HaMmu. S. t. WKiiliuaVMl oo both Us Burni sad Amsrloaa plan. This Hots) Is iua tk aisnssKOMiol of CharUai sfonUisnnr, snd Is Us bast raiailysad Huahwas Mao's 11 "Ul la Baa Fna etaeo. Hmua sumfurta, eulalns anaioelUa, SnS nlasi umIm hltflutft alAiirfanl nf rraMMrtalalllt suarantesa Board siiTnxKU par oaf, SI IS lu W 00J Simla room, mita in Sl.OO oat alaot. kras sosoh to sod truss U Hnl, 53 THE COST IS BaRinglr mmr. EP ai3-s Coata no more than so onllnarv elnmajr wihhI picket sffslr that obatmcis the ylew snd will rot ir fall .,a.rt m s .hurl lime. The ' llarlmsn'" I'sniw IssrlWIe la .lealsn, P".i-ets the sniunrt. llhmj I 1 nm eealins Ihem sml la iirsi'llrslly svs a last I Mil. ILLIMTIIATKII CATAMHil'K U 1 1 II I'llll KH AND ir.MriMiiniAl.n MAll.r.11 riir.n. HARTMAN MFC. CO., f Alwsys msntlon Mils P ISO'S REMEDY FOR est to use. Cheapest. cure Is certain. For Cold It is an Ointment, of which to the nostrils. I'ricsoOc. mail. Aililres! K. T. r tartan lO.OOO TaatlaMalaU. I SMS r all laal taraswlats. Buy Tour Own Goods if lour ADVAKCE THRESHERS, THE BEST IN AMERICA. Chessleal fir Bnains snd n 1 jr U TMIOSlOIMSlSaioaiaiuiat. Th. aalr Sara, Soea. al rasUi tin air aala. V TtT fVf au. .m .11a Cu. nMMi. T.ka i.aai. klS. s.w. smmw a MMt v Jf ill uiu la puutnvs Ikim. pint ai. Sra mtatarft-lla. ai DraiiUu. ar M as a. .- I. . . . .... U . I T fa. Ij m. a. Irtur. kr pvaro Mala. I Kstlni-TilsbSTS, Tr Brass snd D Brass Goods, hp sod munis, ibrloattof Wis, Chareh, Srbool s - - afe.M i .11 b I a SolUnf aai Hnaaj, WiwnejMa, LobrlaatlDf I aUaeaaawltk Drill sn4 tonrn, Baaslsa, an: luzrlss. SnrTls. rrlos, ss (Saras ks rorUaa. iMaisss, writs kar praoaa. 1 1 tlOI, id d Cartel tlnd. Kmn CI TtI or Ohio, City or ToLtno.l Inssi'oi'STV. I ' FstN J. I'iisnsv mskes oaih that he Is Hie si n lor psrluer of the ilrm of K. 1. t'nsKXV A to , dolus bualueas iu the rlly ol Toledo, counl) sud Hisle sforeMid. su I Ikat aid Brm will say Ihsiuin of (INK Ill'NUKKD linl.UKa for tsa li sml every i se of 1 stassn tlil cannot be cured by the use of Mti L' i staskii ri as. HUSK J. I'HKNKY. Henni to before me snd siilsu rlbed In my pres sure th ! 6ib Usy of liecembrr. A. I IwM. liL. A. W. (II.KAHON. A''ir Public. Hs'l'sCslsrrh Cure Is taken lu'eruslly. ud ('la illrei lly ou Ihe IiIihhI sml mucous surfaces of tlwsisteui. heml for leailmonlsls. free. f. J. I'll KS KY A t'U.. Toledo, 0. Hold by lirllKKlata; talking for flowers without thorns Is one of Ihe U-.l ways III the world of fiaillug your time sway. t'OINT OK I TKItKST Kor the Conalilerallon nf Ituplured I'eople. Our knowledge, experience ami financial standing enable us to give a bond in all cases taken lor treatment. We an1 not op erating Willi knife or syringe, nor selling trusses, bill nre curing 'rupture. We fur niali over Tim successful results in men, women, children, ami even Inlunta. in the paal live years. We invite personal corres-ponilt-ncc, lu which we will lie able to de cide w hetlier or nol you can be Mruianently cured. TiiKll. K. M il l xk CoHrssv. Corner h'iflh niul Washington streets, Portland, Or. SEEDS Of sll kinds snd In suv ipisntlly w hole sale aud retail- at bntnick prices. E. J. BOWEN, 08 Front 8treet, Portland, Or. ST Heud for catalogue. GAIN ONE POUND 'NaiS-ir llaUO Mi Hal2 c A Dav j A gain or A pound a pay in th j CASK or A MAN Will) HAS HXCUMR "ALL j ll'N ItflWM," AND II AH HKtil'N TO TAKE j THAI' KKMAKKAHI.K t'LfcSII I'KOIIUtKK, jSCOTT'S I Fimsior. j OF PURE COO LIVER OIL WITH ) Hvpophosphitcsof Llnr "iSoda is riiMmau vnuncAL, itus raar IIASHKKN fr.RKIIKMKUOVkR ANDOVKK At.AIN. PALATAHLK AS MILK. EN. IsiKSKI) HY I'HYstCIANS. Soi.U BY ALL IXU'CCISTs. AVOIUSDHSTITU HONS AND IMITATIONS. CTIF I n SEMINARY r I Ei Lb U Oakland, Cal. Twentieth year. IK Professors and Teachers, romprlaca I'rlmnry, liilcrmciliatc, Academic slid I'ollcse I'n'tairiiiorv lieimrtments. BEIT METHODS OF IN81RUCTI0N EMPLOYED. TIIOKol i.lt M ItOl.AKMIIC mUKII. ilulldliiita InvillUK and comfortable. Ilroillids stuple sud sltniellve. MIIH. V. II. IIYHK, I'rluclpsl. LEARN TELEGRiPHt AMI HKl't'HK tMMltlollS. HP eralors always In demand. Aibtreaa, J. I'. Hkvmoi a, lU-i'j nsaliliiKloll HI., Portland, OrcKnu. UIIV CCU CD CURED 10 ITsY CURED. nAI ILI Lis Wswsnl the nsmesiuisd- dreasof every sufferer In th 0 A 0TU M K V-S snd Csnsds. Address, 01 MO I UlllnManWliJsi.il. Infil l WE WANT to BUY -KOR OI K CMKNTH OUNTRY RANCHEC I FARMS, ETC. U Hend us Hat of your proarty with heat terms. TEVI8 A FISHER, Real Estate Agts. 14 Tost Ntreel, Nau Francisco. llsrxRKKi as-fieorite ('. 1'erklns of lloodsll, Perkins A Co., Win. Alvord of Malik of California, L lloltis of lieriusn HsvIiiks anil Niali Society, Uivell W hite of H. V. Havluin l uloii, Irvlux M. Hcolt of I'nloii Iron Works, I.. C. Illifulow of Hav lines and Isiali Hoclcty, Holier! J. Toblii of Hllier Ilia HavltiKS snd Ixian Hoclcty, l.lny.l Tevts of Walls, Far.it A Co., J. U. llusifln, W. I, (load. YOU WANT IT! OUR NEW CATALOGUE MATLTED FREE TO ANY ADDRESS. SEND FOR ONE. WILL 1 FINK, SAH FRANCISCO, CAL. THE SAME. -cit 14 . Beaver Falls, Pa. paper In wiitlns. I CATARRII. - Bcst. Esal. Relief is immediate. A in the Head It ha noeiitial. a small particle is applied Sole" by druKRisU or sent by HaHm.Tiwa. Warren. I'a. CH.CHS.T.. C""f,Mf -AvTtfHaiW Dealer Does Hot Carry Them P1BBT CABTS AID B01D WAGOIS, est and Oheapest In the Wertd. Carts, SI5 Dp. Wagons, $59 Ca os and Depaitaamt tnpplles, I I Lsirtstn is, HaueoeS liisplratora, starlra Won iplra isoaranai and farm Bells, Eniinss and aVataaao Bprlnf snd sprsss Wssjons, th Bprlnf snd Ispeass Wssjoi ui larress aaosssaaaw tas furvass LaJonsaUua saui a V SI f II I ' I . . a 1-1-1 ArTsTrVumi &$2U 5 Moan (6 lUilJJdHg CUBES PEMIAKBmr Peumatism .Sciatica I PuRiUGlaf IT HAs'JoEQUAL. it is the Best. L, JaiaSaS- . OHRATK8T aso Urn thlckrn Mrs Killer. A ah jrour dealrr for It, or send for Fre Clrculsr to l'l'taluma Incubator Co., Pctaluma, Cal HUNTER S EQUIPMENTI VI UJ aa Klhlnf Ttvrklr, Rtn. Urat Vtrtvtr. Low frW. , MIIHKVK. ftSS HrrnvHi.,Heui Frmncint. rtilnd, Orrm. A. P. Armttronf, PhD. BrmfH'h ( h.wil : ('ai-ital Bin. Oillrur, Hnlem, orrgoa. Hanit couriM of Mudjr, umnt nlM of luiliou. lluHlness, Shorthand. $ sjrln rwion thnihimt tho ymr. MtudnU tvlmtl tfiTaM iMijr U lite). CtiuUutfiM frutn ti liter Kbuul, flm Season Opens for Trout April 1st zzTACKLE: SJ, , , o g i h'. T. HUDSON. tS first ItToet, Portland, Or., Desxsa is 1IIS, IIT0LTEB3 1 SPOBTSIKH'S GOODS. sad tot dsw UlBatrsled oaisUufa. '1' Jlli JLQum DO YOU ENJOY COOD TEA? We have the real Ceylon, new. direct Import, In nrliilnal esses. I'mnminced by tea drinkers suwrliir to suy In this market. 1'rlc 90 Cents ier lt. Any quaintly lint over 1 tt by mall at pald at 1 air lb. t'heaier thau cheap tea. Try it. SPIITH'S GflSf. STORE 410-418 Front 8treet, LsrgsiiGsnsrsllupply qio rniupiorn 1.11 Her en Psclllo eosit. FflAZER AXLE Best in the World! GREASE Get the Genuine! Sold Everywhere! J. MoCRAKEN It CO., DEALERS IN leh Hrkr Lias, Psrtlsn' CssisM, ss Sst ss Ufsk Plaster, Hslr. Fir Irtek an frr CIs,. LAND PLAlItl. SO Worth Front Street, Cora D, rOBTLAMD, OH. PIANOSoQRGANS. 71 Morrison Street, Portland, Or. box sot. : JOHNSTON at LAWRENCE, WHOLBULS AND SKTAI L Plumbsrs' and Isjlassrs' Supplies, Ht4 n Slssst Pumps. In Pips, Sams, Pip Coring. Lubrlcster. Wslsr Motor, Fiat saf Vsnlllstors, Cssh stslilsrt, Eto. Writs for prires. 132 FIRST IT, PORTLAND. OR. Contractors on heatlns and vsntllallnf bulldliiirs. EsllniaUas fumlslisd. HOYT & CO. Want an scent In every town In Oregon, Wssh Initton and Idaho to sell PIANOS and ORGANS On commission. No stock or capita! needed. M lisle tear hers preferred. Hpeclsl rates on all goods. Write for particulars. POHTLANn. OR. STEIN WAY, Gtbler and Pease Pianos tkaalng th Bear Pi a so Mads, sod tb fsvnen OMpor Plssas; all sf uslosl lustnuaaDls', Ussyls Sup. tladi Ian. stock of hn aluaia. Htsikwat Hall, sod M Ptas) aims; M vtmias Ubai Oo. OaQ C R ACI IJ -VALE! 6IGKF0RD, vunvsill) ATTORNCY8, 14 r NTItrKT, WA'lll.IO.l. . RPKCIAI.A II l-M'ION I.IVK.N Til LAN 11, M IX l.NU AMI I.NLllAN DKI'KEDATIUX CLAIMS. "THE SPECIFIC A NO. I." young! MMrM All nnnttttimt rfJx'haUTrOs,aD. no niuir of bow loitf sUtuiaiuf . Jpr- VrtiU aiXKHun, t u9 iiigf svi inurrnMi ImnrdT. i'ur wb"n vvyUilnf 9m MEN! LpIUmtioB. holilhj lniflu or snt kD rrc tpl tif prto by Th A. Ht htwu- IHr ti th atsTknowiwif! Itvlinc raoiMlr fur sul ibm Onotiurftl diftrbftrsTM u4 private) d I vtf 6( mn. A erta.la eur tor th dtlit Wtlng tk.AM peJCHU st o wiiTa. HrlrW I picri b II ftni fmi mt a WlWWrtl.0.rf aIl"!.,??- s a A. . PJIUltn, U , Vtvm W jis sclfl bf 1 rm T bt wets) PUCK aUMk on r.jEn n;iLvi ITfssa.KselosrsrF-'nixa BAN30D li) Itmmi aa S fc VodS I a-aU-li lt Ipatl Iwaassasssl s LlllJ-irErraraort aksasssf sVasyaaSiB.sa, I i Brraraar sseaaaaaaia o.sar Isus IllMll. Stthla B.MII:ll rail, Sntaa. ! Win, ... SaaaBas.laDaTlLieuiia,aaramu, sot. Sal.i aafalilM MUSS laajlsaar l.iln balak a lalf, aa s Saaaaa aS t I isalilia. SaulaM, Sialrt,ll S-mS, aalaaaaaaa aa pass a aiaii raaalaS arM. IMS SSaWttsAas VVa, airrAaW,s I, lTfHAV. 0AtWfMtyw4tvMMa I f sMM sWtittW I I W -V S.B.S. trssS. SUaial "rB t -