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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 20, 1890)
r l CBMri OF TliE MltLK Cl'EED. I J ihn I. Wood of Htratforl, 0 ,1., w, cwr-d cr" camps l the If i;tt by wearing .VLWH"K'8 I'OHOl'8 I'LAsTBIM. Mr. Wood "Sonie three niontlia ano I taken ' v, ry H'ttc with severe ealii In the "null of ,w'(ia lt over tlie kiiliifyt. The pa n whs ! ex,-rii' iii!'"- I applied an amxih'K h To nut's 1 'I.asikk over int" nneeie.i reitirm, ,,nl had irliel almost wi h ml an hour. At iIip i-ftine time, in cmijiiiii-tliiti with tin, truiible, 1 liml very irrvnl nervous ilialtirh aii'f. Kir.'i'iliiK my leu's with crumps mil could hitt C 'ly Mleep. MreliiiK with micli nuiveHH wiiii iny oai K. i npp.ieu a plaster mi'lei llie knee on e-it'lt lev, hihI In iliree jai'x ' ' oinplelelveuie.l. ami have never Pom trouble In eillier way since." At a Home K'He Meetlinr. Irt.hinan llisirsy l,,r iiiiiand. Kiitf ! 1 li in hi: llueni) fur hell. In, inn. ii l'lisi's ntjlil, me bo), hery mail (or ,1. nun etiiiiiiry. Tky Ukhmk for breakfast. Ki"are nf Imitations nf the rolelirated Seal ol .'i.rtli t'srnllua I'lint I ut Tutiaeen. We've heard of a woman who said she'd walk five miles to get a bottle of Dr. Pierce's I Favorite Prescription if she couldn't get it without. That woman had tried it. And, it's a medicine which makes itself felt in toning up the system and correcting irregularities as soon as its use is begun. Go to your drug store, pay a dollar, get a bottle and try it try a second, a third if necessary. Before the third one's been taken you'll know that there's a remedy to help you. Then you'll keep on and a cure '11 come. But if you shouldn't feel the help, should be disappointed in the results you'll find a guarantee printed on the bottle-wrapper that'll get your money back for you. How many women are there who'd rather have the money than health? And "Favorite Prescription" produces health. Wonder is that there's a woman willing to suffer when there's a guaranteed remedy in the nearest drug store- Dr. Pierce's Pellets regulate the Stomach, Liver and Bow els. Mild and effective. DOCTOR TOEL STRICTURE, Fistula, Piles, CANCER, Catarrh, Polypus AND ALL OTHUl- Tumors and Ulcers -BV- ELECTRICITY wmiorr Loss of Blood. rVc last we k' viukt for di'serl.tlnii f P T.KK bTKOI At. MISKIM at liiao'liiv.Tt'jtta-liiiiir-ton h-n-t. I'ol! i I.ANH. Hundred- of ' 'A V I'KltS ami TTMnllS suei essfullv removed . Mm emi oe seen tli-re. UK. T"KI, Im- tudie;l tour vear ImiiTinKii v. Svv itzei Inn land Mm aim, and l' the "nlv s In -he SoriliM-t who op ra v without los of M. d ny tie 'trimty IIITE1 IS COBISE. ." Send to Xinilli'n for your winter outfit. I"' ha,etiieiit'wt -t'x-t : '"l,,r,,,:,:!,'i',f have the beM boot and shoes. 1 hey have t eheaiK'st ho-lerv for everylaaly lliev have til irreHte-t variety ol my ''"'S' lainliyirr..eerien.f all kinds aney have Ir i d fruit of the new er They have fanned K'"' at wholesale i.rifea Thfy have "arm mi. el and nlovos. They have tilankets from 1 P" ' in.. I hi y have eomforts from V'J cents each to.. Thev have overalls of every size. I hey l'y -elall allentlon to all orders Addr.-ss for ni l liariieulars and eery of "'' ' Vrr'' ' ..,lih liSiore,418 I ron! Mreel, San I rmiflKfO, (;al. mi') This Trade i Mark Is cn Its Ecst fatcrproci KKB In the world w(lfrrhntTit..)lTt'"P 3 f" To core Blllomness. Sick Headache. Constipation, Ualarla. Liver Complalnu, lake th aart and certain reuiedr, bAllluo BILE BEANS Cm the SMALL B17M (40 little bans to the tie). They are the Diit convenient; Bull an i-lceof either slie, 2i ceou per twine. KISSING SiiKirM oeols (coppers or stamp). J T. aMlTO A CO. . Makers of "Bile Beans,1 ht. Lo"". . r25 Fakr's Golden Female Pills. Forremaie irrni... Itlestuotiiiuelikethera on ine mru. fail tjilcces I ullj used !.. la.IlM monthly. Gnaraureed to relieve itipprwied merutraaiiun. siiRFtslFEl CERTAINI Don't be bumbriwed. save Time. and money ;ie er. rVBt to any secure by mall on re- i sei-uiw vj .jvi celrt of price, l-l "VV lAd.lret. THE 1PHR0 KEDICIKE Ca"Pm. Ifeateru BrancH. Box27,I-OBTLAI.D. Olf Boll by Wurooat Wars Co.. PortUna. or. srleScTewited, Local or Traveling, To w1 our well.knr.wD XnrH-rv 'wrV"m- SnTr.. SI? Jcoumen. L Fau, Minn. aiaV oa fcfi r 60MS OF FEASANTS. CD OP ft ltir f, fyy To tne irinv .., mi J( Ti- f . .i ..,i .,j ,,. ,,,. in,, AlU ,,,, Mf 1JW0UJfc Hi l 'In. ii. ,i t.iv. I" lw sin. .,..r,j, ,u,i ,( in utu.v mi.t i To iiiidi u 0 , Ule mJfllj. uJir Lssei Uir imirij Uii MV, ,,,, y,, rnj tv..uu nm win nt tn,) miiinmi 11 her tree Not a uui it iit. im U,NV 4iHri lot int thei.iirnit iiuui gc itli lane aiHl boa To turn ll uu Hi Uio a-unOi UKhiy MOWED IN. "Capital. Fred - AX Now for your story Four raint).'r of tlie Dieyele Tourist elaber relating their ad vent urea ol llie pMt ea.n and the one luM address, a tail, baiidsome athlete. ImilieJ sltlit Iv a bt Ituix-ked the ashes (iota Ills cii-iU before n-pl vitij Adnilli-i adventure than mine, bovs. DMer hiiiied Then'a the .nUietlei the Imlienms the M-titntifiitiil. all rm lined In Una ury ol iimie. ami it a true, every word of it It tiu'peiie.l. let Lie on. just an wtfks ai;o todiiv "I went with rial k and Amprnn. you know up U llcthleheui. (nim tlmv to'tlio Wblt niountttiiis. then to Lunuster "Now ul before startiin; mot her aaid to me coatincly " If r iuoin far a Lnnmstcr. dun t forpet tL it Janet lliirdinu iht niy eoi.in I have til tht world, lives la the uext town " All rtpht.' I rer.lifd 'JatiPt riiirJir. lives In the ueit towu to Uiuu.ster I'll reoienilier "Janet Hanliti tuimarried wouKl hnve been bad enoii;li.' but with a IiusImiiuI. two pddy L'irls and an overgrown buy of 17. could I stand il .Mot her t bought" 1 tuli.il and uiotlier rules our house "When we sUrtcd on our Mr-vclo trip tolMxvtlle Notch I planned to "see the Hardiii;:. bowl leisurely up to theilonr. lutroiluce myself to Mrs II . joko with the KU'U. and then proceed, hut umn pro posea. etc "As luck would have It my bicycle broke down, ami I hud to leave, it at Ine tails, a little village five luiies from ljin caster, for repairs Clark and Anderson went ou without uio to North Stratford, where I wmi to meet them by train, arid I prow d on loot to the Ihtrdinj; tuiui. bjnie l miles fn in the Kulls "Thr arm, a smiHdh mtcrviil dotted with . ,Ja of ripening jri-uin. and the laiu verandaed hoiist and reat roomy barns clustering ulxuit it, but uot too Dear, all bespoke plenty, coiafort and hospitality "Uospitulity, did I snyf Well. I shan't take it back, altlioui:!) I found the door locked and not a living tlilny in si'lit e.i cept an old white hen Murk the execj) tlull. for that heu plays an imairtant pail In my adventure "I noticed her, and In particular marked the proud, complacent step, the conceited car ear' she uttered, as she linked at me knowingly from the cornel of her eye l.ittlodid I think hut nc matter Vou will see by and by the golden thread that binds all the points together "Well, here we were, tho white hen and 1. but Janet Harding w as not, iioi the girls, not tin- boy. nor Mr lianling "Idecided to go tc tl.e barn and lie down on the huv the uew mown hay. and await their coming "for me to think Is to act. A few niln utes later I had climbed to the mow and ensconced myself under a brace In the comer where the afternoon auu glinted through a long crack making slanting dust lieuius across my breast "I m.nle a few verses as I Iny on the fragrant hay hut I didn t poetize long I fell asleep and I dreamed and my dreams grew thicker and blacker and heavier, un til at last I dreamed that Janet Harding and her whole family were seated ou uiy stomach, aud oh the pressure' I groaned and waked myself up hut I wasu t much better oil then, for tgyptlau darkness reigned about me, except for the crack wber the light still sifted through "Whert wa? 1) What was the matter I couldnt think the horrible pressure was sc maddening All about, around above wb packed piles or oius. noi shelled oats vou know but outs bclore they art threshed, on the stock or what evei vou call It WhiU I was asleep I had been mowed in and that s all there waf U It. except that I couldnt move hand oi fool Two or three loads must hav beer thrown on top of me. trod dowr and clinched. c to speak Well I tumbled around a bit and pot my haud fm and poked the grain uwuv frotr my tuci a little I wu in a cornet as I U.l'd you under a brace and this gave m a chunci for my lil'o that and tut crack which gave me a breath of air Id tbt hot. stilling place I was iu-d as eflectually immured as were the monks in olden tunes when they were walled up in their living tombs, for no amount of strength served to lift tho burden a particle 'l!v and by something fluttered at my feet and rosi up and ruckled. "It i' tht while hen "I knew her and she knew me but. blew you sh didn t want anything ol me nor niv compuuv I could see that But sht couldnt get out h but couldn t sheT She cocked her head unpu dentl K oue aide stepped daintily to tiny aierture about halt as big as lie. i..i and I ruw at a dance that bhe LIMl, meant business The less sense the more j lUSllUCt I Sliw tliul IUU urt-ai uio cot out somewhere "Why uot use her for a carrier pigeon and thus establish communication with th. nutsiilc vvoildT I sbouldn t care to die here, and be pitched out to the cattle by IOIKIUIS ... is-- - '.,. . I immr I I n'M IIIL no i a I f Imilt'h niifliL ueseie on. u treatment, and I couwn i gei o... I tort- a leaf from n.y note book and wrote something like this , Com. to my rescue I am bnned fathoms deep in oats northwest corner of . the barn pist or,s.site the bouse .My j blue necktie is thrust through the crack perhaps you i can set il i am "' i Vour relative. t Fhf.d l.sonitsOt.L. . I tied the note tc the hen securely with j t portion of the ms ktie. the e st froat the barn a::d Biddy stepped forth , !0nr foot up th. -dher f.t down, care : fully, cons.ientiously.asa ben does and b and by a taint rustling spoke hos-fni!) of hei progress to my wailing heart Mean j .bile as a prey lo aiuious thoughts Supwseshe should never reach the . Ihrht tut pe""'' iD to P,'nlm" ,UUr"ry ; Zcom beiime.1 in and unable to (ro any S Supi-.ae she should lose the let ST to t Passat, but a tnumphai, , Jackie assured me that the white hen had belied the bam door. and. blessed stght" rrUtJ later I . b tUrcugb tb. crack walking pmuiJIftwy tm thedoorithi 'bir'youladics drove .. ! tht rart IVttV Well I guess o Uu , a 'n udien fcandHome. girlr than Jane. uSdmlf. One wn. dressed U eaJ brown. I do believe It s a billet doui from four Wi'ham U it is n " U C"P m I ' pit acandlU-y Biiij.au mt'o. and ft will Uk. two U vour said Navy Blue, laughing at r sfer . "ucy ta-i ' and fell m k tlieui with The lured iu . . u..if,,i nf corn. eai dto-b LT5 Jfc 1 m nV, r.n ThKiugTi a craClt 15 Hie fiurn nhd Ijeard them make ruernr of el I 'l.e ilist.v ut then city musiii j "Wr, to ii, . ike n long tory short, the girls dug n, e inn. f,, t uen'were In the iiicadew al! el nioiv naif It khmus thai thev wert- 111 a w-.M hurry to get at the , !.:. u: J tin i.nvii man mowed away i Probably i!:e l-t f.rkful covered me land thai was ,jnlit ,-sa put on without Im.kttig N..I .slv knew Just how It camr about When 1 came to viuw I did the : l"st and ti e only tiling I could do. I ' liiii.'hed, a::'l the irn.s iailgbod It was a lieiicnius Introdiii -tiuii to the futnih. ' b'lt ii mtv.-.I i-s turn I found tho gli"U in. lev cii.n-'iiing tnan pri'tty. Hurry, a line lad In n,e truiti cnllegi'. Mrs Hard V1 a l -Ii in even sense of thewonl a..u Mr T.aruiiig slivw J. corpulcnl ai.3 good tiiitu.v.l h ml that is all " "AH" th ivluH-'d. "There ought to bo a weddii g " "Ti.eie is to be a wedding." auld the Other, cis ily "Which Navy Wun or Real Hrownr "N:iv Uluo " "Win n an vou to bo niurricdr "Never. s'i haps " "Why. I tlmugtit you said there wni to be a wedding?" "S.I I oij Nuvy Dhio is to marry bet Wiiliain " "Ami you are In a Uniwo study still," tuid one. si;, ly l'l'ed in tio.iiy Mushed. "Yes. the most puzzling study of my life, ami tho most ii.'.ercsting, ' anJ lie wall.ed hv.-i.v "Hard Int. Isn't he?" The rest nodded. - Llartford Times. Natural XrthrMl ol I'diifiit loo. Turing llie last generation there has grown up a natural uiellnal of education whoso superiority, so incontestable ah stractly. has ts-en dcmimst rated prac ' tically and seieiiiitically U'vond all ipies lion 1') it tiiei iiild ieaius to read and write and ripuei lis he learns to use Lis leu's aud his hands, ut tc distinguish a dog from a cat. or a horse car from an om minis 1'v it he learns arithmetic as a I I'wshny lean's l:mv to make change, geography us he himself learns how to hud his way home, and history as he re nicmlicra the occurrences of Lis last fa cat ion i Instead of that method, taught by nature itself the child is tortured in our sc hoi Is by n proecs.- w Inch compels him to commit to iiii iiiiiry and repeat parrot like i what to (ii 'ii are mere meaningless words and svui b ils luste.idot education. there fort, )ie gets otilv crauinimg and what he really le.-ii us and uu.lerstumls he finds out hi the si bo.d of Ins daily life, not under the tint ion ol Ins mechanical teacher lu ; the scho.ili'.nm p'ovidcd al tho public ex I petiso. New Vurk Sun. II Wan Verv Oulet. Every gentleman should attend a gym nasliiiu and h. xiiig school The exercises not only bring out the milsrlo. hut give one coiitidetice in himself in ruse of trouble An example wns noticed thi othei day in an alley of! Howard street The owner of a resilience hap'iied out in the alley just as nn ash gatherer was stealing a burivl Ho was read a brief lecture and named to move on, but he didn t tulie kindly to the advice "What von need Is u good pounding'" said tile gentleman us he turned away "And who'll give it to uior shouted ashes Tho alley was deserted, and the gentle man tieckoucd the man into the bum He was willing to go Hoth pulled off theii coats, sigtiilied that they were ready, and then business began The gent landed two beautiful oik s in rapid succession, and then ashes changed his tactics He went in right and left, as if charging a cornfield kuo 'ked the gent Into a vacant stall, stepped all over him for a few mill utes, and then picked him up and heaved him into thcout bin and wulkcdotT, taking the barrel w it h hitn Lletroit Free Press Hi' Saved the Fly. Capt. , of tho royal artillery, was gallium fi-liitig on tl'o southwest Mini ' ruichi, above lioiostown. lu un unlucky I and unguarded moment, ns ho was l rather hastily swinging nrouud Ins uiiliiioii rotl preparatory to casting. Ins large hook caught iti the thin part of un ear of T. 1'.. one of the captain's men. w ho. as un ardent and a better fisher man that) his master, was intently watching th,- motions of u large taliuoii which the captain was endeavoring to sec ure. Si i.ir.g tin- lino with both hands, so as to save his ear us far as possible, T P. slow ly walked up to his master to be relieved from the hook "Ureak it oil captain; break it oil'!" said oue of the party. "No, no," replied the captain. "1 nm going to do no such thing. Would you have me destroy my best Hy?" And so quietly taking ii sharp penknife out of his pocket mid Milting the lobe of bin servant's car he thus safely redeemed tho favorite fly uninjured. The story was related to me by the KttlTerer, who bore on his body coiilinn.uory evidence of the tnilli of his statement. Forcbt aud Stream. Ituw Xluniia Are Dlsti Ihiili-d. Wlieu a posiinasti-r wants stamps he makes out n blank requisition upon the postollic-e department hero. Lint the de partment does not send back the stamps in return. It simply communicates with the government stamp agent in New York? city, who has charge of the busi- noss 0f distributing Uncle Sara's stnmim. The stamp ngent draws every day upon the American Hank Note company for as many stamps as ha nspiires to fill the orders tr;i:;:-mitted to him from WumIi in"ton. He Receives the stamps bo i two cent, so many million 1111111T nil...". - . , , ,. ,,a ..fit. nr I l' ll lu u s1' "" company in hulk, und it is his business to see that thev lire done up in package according to orders and mailed to the postmasters reuuiring them. Postal cards lire distributed in like manner by an agent at liirmingham. Conn., where they are manufactured by the Una which has the contract Another aifent at llartford distributes the htutntied en velopes, which are made in thut city. New York Commercial Advertiser. " 0000 NIGHT! 0 tall nlcht, urs'i rhri clou ly cretl The Bilv-r moon fin In rest, Aniuu2le rnven l''k. wlthuakempt CAre, Hhiri st im :is I oils there, Tireless an ! mv if-il. tii s:,'h hnjrUiy vleil be. Breaths to tnee, Gotsl rn-iit O ttin r.l!.-ht, at ariose iinr-iiirijr Up Gay sUcac K'iar Is from ip. AcroM ti.H (y.wful, d.p illumlacd eye Sufi, misty veiling Ufa. In wIk alroriK. u-nd.-r anna tti earUi roila droa i ly Lrcaihn I u. rn., G'sl rnrtit. -Ja. k U-an-U In Journals II Waa an VAItor. Her Ixip Yisir Uttrr-Dir Charlie, I m close my h-md and heart i cuntributions to your future hfc.jduwi. Vlso a two pent itAmp. If n a.-ce,ul leaae return and ohli'e, vours in h' , Axste. Hit I y-I"ir Annie. I nave exaniinwJ your or.n;nr.n'.io:i wb p,eaatiro, but n-TVt that I mu.-t return thetn aa vA availuid, owjijtothe pressure of - ther matter upon the rSlauuia of my future nai.iiin.sa Yours lUAaua. sjicago Tribune. " OMANCE OF COTTON SECD. 1 It. I'.Im In Agricultural Importance ld I. Ike a tntlrv Tnle. Was ever thi-io a lii-tory this sidVof Cinderella, of the uprising of humility, hko that of llie lotton ws-ii; Sid Fur seventy yeuixh spist..! im.i nuisiiuco an. I burned or dunissl as garbage. Then disciivori-d to l the very food for which tin- Miil wns hungering, and rvliit'tuntly itJiuitU'il to the rank of ugly Utilities. Shortly afterward fi'titul to ln nutri tious food lor IsM-t ilswi H us soil, ntnl tlnrciiMii tieatni with souu thing liko rvsixft. Dine nilniitted to the cindo of farm hiisUiudfiis. found to hold thirty. livo gallons of pure ml to the ton, uortli ill its ciu le state Ittothe (ou, or 140. UOtl.Uui) (or tlio winilo crop of sis d. Hut then u svsUiii was di-vi.-nl for re fining this oil up to u value uf 1(1 u K';il Ion, mill the frugal Italians placed tl cask ut the root of every olive live and then di lied tlio Uiifeatl I nath of tho Als. And llieii i-xiH'rii'iuv .-howed that the ton if cut ton Mid was il Intler fctlili.er utul n lttcr st sk fold when Inl.lml i f its t ha tv -live g:il! msof oil than U'lol'e. And 1 1 ..it tin- hulls nf the srj made tlio U'st of fuel for finding; the oil mill fligiuel Aud that the ii-hesof loo hulls sciaMil from the engine's drill had I ho highest couinieii'ial value as p.ila-li! And licit the refuse " of tho wlu lo ninde the ,i--t and purest soap stock to I'jirry to tho toilet the h rfiiiius of Luhin or Colgate! AU'iil this time wo la gan to pjh-11 cot ton seed with capital letters. And how it traveled nliroad in its various dresses! As nual cukes it whitened tlio niea. lows of I'tigland w ith woolly llerces and fattelied the l'lfilisli cattle under the oaks; it sputlcred on tlio stoves nf tho Piitch in lieu of lard; it glistened in tho cafes of I'aris as olivo oils under seals ui.d signal tires it couldn't I'Ven pioiii.tiufi. to save its life, mid from under the dikes in Holland it went forth to parado in all the bravery of bullor and bull. -l ine. In our own country it renewed tlio wasting strength of southern fields mid clad llieiu with whiteness that would sliimie the Ihs i i-s of laigland, or yellow that would pale llu- fhti'i s of Argonauts. It knocked tho western hug into spots; nml Kiureil the western laid out of the frying pan into the lire. It furnished tho Armours and r'airUitikscs w ith a pure KuMitulc for the rancid fat they had Ixvn shipping us, mid suggested the jam nihility of a clean and cheap lard. And about this lime congress jiuiiiiod .on to cotton seed with Imih feet mid pro- jaisiil to chei k its turlher career by a lirohihitory tax. And now comes it gi iithiium of this city with n process hy w hich ho extracts thirty gallons of lino oil from every toil of cotton wil meal itfler tho oil mills have done w ith il. In the "tailings" of tho oil mills he finds this niiexsvted and ample store, which he defily extracts with naphtha, leaving tho meal moio nutritious ns fiaiil for Iw-iist or lield tluiti before ho took iflO ar ton from it. This process ho lias proved recatpdy in his laiairatory, and soon w ill approve in wider practice in a mill creeled for tho purpose near Atlanta. This invention will add 40 mt cent, to the quantity of oil taken by the old process from a given quantity of wed. More than this, it suggests) the splendid possibilities yet undevi lnsd for this rural Cinderella that has risen nil go swiftly from the nidies and the waslo heap! At lutila Constitution. One Son it r Hallway Areiilnnla. A railway accident happened recently which might have bceu prevented if a conductor had applied the power brake, which was ut his comimiud, instead of putting on tho hand brako. Conductors have got so into the habit of thinking that they must pull tho bell rope when it is necmsary to make) an emergency stop that they are likely to forget that the immense jower of the uir brake can be applied from tho car aa well as from the engine. Lven witli a pneumatic or electric connection with the engine, which is so much stirerand quicker thau a bell rope, there is a theoretical advnn tngo in applying the brake direct from the passenger car, for there is only one operation to be pel formed Instead of two, as when the engineer has to act after lieing signaled by the conductor. Where the conductor's valve is made accessible from any point in the car by nieuns of a cord running the whole lcngih this advantage is certainly appre ciable in every case. As the ni-cessity of making an emergency slop comes up very frwjuently in the experience of a conductor or brakeman there would seem to be no certain wuy of changing their mental habits in this respect ex cept by putting lliem through a course of training, on the same principle that shopmen are trained to respond to uu alarm of (ire Kaili-oad (nrette. Haunted by lllrlel's Tuner. Eiffel's tower threatens to throw Gen Boulanger, the Arc do Triomphe and llie dome uf the Inviilides Into the shade It dominates everything lu the city Just now, and when you look out of the window of youi house or hotel or gazu from the top of a monument at panoramic Paris the new Balad looms In your eyes as the big gest thiriR of all Even when you close your window or come down from your monument you have not dune with the colossal atrocity It pursues you like a phantom The tremendous spider's web of reticulated uietul haunts you lu your dreams until, instead of fancying that you dwell lu mitrblu halls, like the heroine of the 'Buhemiiin titrl," you have annoying notions as you Ik' asleep that you are knocking your head against metal girders or climbing up mormons staircases of Iron, com pans! to which Jambs famous ladder was a prehistoric sham. Pari tor. Loudon Telegram. I'ual lis Ciierinirntal Hlacea. Everywhere, anywhere, without a par tide of dust, offensive odor or disagree able noise, the electrin motor can be set to work, and whilo it will bring the aub it-uice of thu tliiiiR wanted, it will leave behind everything thut can m ve offetiiie The electric motor hua pashed Its expert mental ataces. and tho day so-ona to be rapidly approaching when every house will find something for It to do In lifting burdens from Boor to floor, and perform big every lalan that ran be dona by ma chinery Manufacturers bavs not yet begun to eotwtruct motors omsmeuted with gold leaf mother of pearl and pre cious stones to rock cradle In the nurs eries. but these rerjuiremeiils will comaui time. New Vork bun. Dursn't Mind It at AIL M Jules Ferry enjoys being earlcw lured, and assiduously oollecta and pr i serve all such pictures of him When I he wjt on Lis way to the congress Ver sallies st which M C'aniot was elected president, a street hawlier, not reeogni j dig him. thrust, before bia fata a particu larly savage curtoon on bis own presiden tial anibition. "No. I thaiji yon." aaid I ll Ferry, after taking It tn bis hand and I looking It over with a smila, "I bat a Visa ft thrt on alreasiy.'-" so.MtTiiiNO run rue mw vbaii. The world reiiowurd iiccett of ttoit-'tttr'i Stomaeli Hitler., aud their loiitliuird sin. larllv lor over third of n century a. a loiiiMehlc. I. m arecly iiiore wouderlul ttiau llie waleoiue tliat recfl the annual apt varaiiev of II.hHUit Almanac, llil. vamanle medical lieatLe Ii puhll.hrd I" I'he lloiirlter t'oinixiiy, l'llti tnrali. I'a , under tliair own Innm-diale tuis-r I I. ion, tmiilni Ititf lie tiai d lu that depart iiieut. Thev are lumtluu about II nioiiih. In llie ),r oil thlk woik, ii lid tin' i.tue nf .huh- lor I".'! wl I N' more llmu eu mlUioui, prlnitsl In lht Kiik b.li, lieiuian, Kreuih. Welsh. NorwcKiau, si..i, Holland, bunion 'mi and (;fi I li lau kumwi-r. Itefi-r to a isipy nf it for vhIiinIiIi aid ttitere.tltiK rvadimr i-eiicvrinn hi-altti, snd iiiiincrou. testimonial!' a to the cllleni-v uf Mo. teller stoinaeh lUilcm, ami.. cut, varied ui- loiiiislloii. atroiioiuli al call ulailoiia ami chru lioloinenl ilrini, Ac., which i an he uci inbsl m for eortei'iuv.n. Un linaiiae fir ld can Ik obtained Ircc ut ei'd from driiL-iiM and seneral ct'iiiilry dcalert lu all patia of the cuiiiiliy. A I ie Xaibsl -old Lady-Yea, ahm lleiieral W Msliliitfioii came here, he sat rhdit lu that chair, wtili me oil ht lap, tiild tin I a a very 1retiy airl, and . loinmv Makeaiireak 1 Ihouiihl WashliiKtoii never told a lie. In tlila ll'tle caskitt I have treervisl all lhse yean llie dearisst rrnieiiibraiiee of ui) honi'V iiusiu. It U the holi'l tell. Is It economy lo save a few rent hiivlnit a ch-an soap or atr uig wash ng powdi r and o,v. tlMnr In ruined rutted elotlii Hf If not, line DoldiniH KKi'lric Soap, while as auow, and as jmir. Ask your gnaer for il. Me What makes the dinbn; room so cold, d. at? si 1 ttiiuk, line, il inu.t be the fricti on the wall. Irritation of the throat and hoarseness Iniinedialelv relieved by "reni n' Urim chinl TnxliiH." CONsl Ml'TION HI HKI.V I'l'KKI). To th Kiiitur: I'lea-e liilnrm yonr readers thut 1 have a Hsiili remedy for the ats.ve na'insl disease. Hy Its tlni. lv u-e ih.mssnds , it hopeless liases have been i'riuam-iitly i un d. I shsil Is' Kls.t tn M ild two bottles of my reined) friv to any of Mui reader who have . nsiiinp tosii tf thi')' will send rue the Ir't'iprcai and post oilnc address. Ki sticcttiilly, 1'. A. M.Ol'VM, M. C, IM 1'carl lrvct. New York. M UK CI UK nut I I I. I S. Hiiro cure for bl net. hhs'dlnit and Itrhlnn iMcs. line taiv has etirvd the worst cam. oi ten ) ears' standing. No one need suMYr ten min utes after usIiik Kirk's Herman I'iie Ointment. It alwnrlM Illinois allays the ilehliiK, acta ua a tioiillice. telvea relief. Hi. Kirk slierinan I'll.. llnilin.nl Is in iiand only for I 'Hist and ileldiia of the private parts, and nolhinu viae. Kvory bo is warranted sV.I.I hy irui(isleaiid sent by mail on receipt of priisi, 1.II0 per u. J. J. Mack & lo., Whnlenale Aaeuta, Han KranciK-o. Both tlio mctliod and results vlien Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is plrnwint nnd reircsLlug to the taato, ami acU coiitly yet promptly ou tlio Kidueyu, Liver and Uowels, cloatwi tho sys tom elTuctually, disjntla colds, head aches nnd fevers and cures lmbitn. eoimtiiatiim penuauetitly. For salo in 60cand 81 bottles by all drtiggwts. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 8 AH fHANOISCO. CL. uuisviue.KY. AwroM,n.r. fin ? s 7 m 1 cirriinhers of larth sexes, attribute their success to a course ut thu Portland BubW riGSS IJOIIORO, I'ortlunn, ua'on, or me uapiiai DUHinosa vuiiuku, n.iu, Oregon, lii'th are under the uiuniij;i'nient of A. P. Anustroii, luive same courses of study, snme ntesof tuition. !iisincss,Shnrthnn(l,TyiH:writin, Penmanship nml nfp lish tXyutrttucnta. Write to either for joint Catalogue und Bjiecimeus of peumuiiahip. IS ISALZER'S H" AREaJHB BE8T SEEDS FOR ALL SOILS AND CLIMCS. Thnv will vlnlil nir Toll HA III.K V bu., CollN luo I.U. IUTATOKS rsw uu. per a. I ruma I wnu for uniple fsrra amis and iwuioirua, I y-ts-nd So. fur .k. "Ai-m Kailtah" and nlitrsnt oatlv. OiireatalualiitlM flnrat rrrt pulillslwd In Ajnrrli a. OsTrisl .-STj iikin. Krllt VsirsUMlkssila.Hst I"' Si. is. i.kM. KlDUsiit Kliiwar SiwiU. uost isud, be ouuU. inw riTlvht le rmcino Caaat JOHN A. 8ALZER,.LA CR0S3E. WISCONSIN. best Cough Medicine. Kecommended by I'hysicians. Cures where all else fulls. I'leasant and agreeable to the taste. Children take it without objection. l!y druggists. The Companion Calendar For 1891. SIMSMrBMSMSaSlSBlSMSiaBMHSMSBrai Monday for Health, Tuesday (or Wealth, Wednesday the Beat Day of All ; Thursday for Losses, Friday for Crosses, Saturday No Luck at All, Sunday the Day that la Blest With Heavenly Peace and Kest. This Reautlful and fnlqae Calendar and Announcement U eallrd "Tnr. Bos.a or Uats." It hae Kourusra 'en suely prlnu-d in Colon, the design briuf rlrrted from ararly Two Thousand reerited In ttie I'rlie Competition. It l eonsldt-red tbe most novel and attracUta Caleadar of Int year. Mailed on receipt ol tea eeute, Offer to New Subscribers. Thi ( eli-adar will be neat fa nrk New Wakarrlber wha Wil l. TI T Ol T a eel srael aa tkle aeleertlaeaieal, wltfc H.7J far a year's aaberrlptlaa. Tha Vearb'a Casaaaalea will ae eaalleel fraae ibe line lhal Ihr ubee-rlallaa la receive, la Jaaaary, ls9l, 'KCfC aaa far a fall rear free Ibal !. A' otktr roeify paptr firm M large a Mrirl nltrlaimlug reodisy ul to Um a prict. Doubla Holiday Numbara-lllustrataej Weakly Supplements. The Youth's Companion, Boston, Mass. SS 5re1 CUct, tlfet Ordtr er JUgitlmd Utttr. A man who hat practiced mrdlclue for forty yean muht lo kuow alt (rum nutar, ril wlisi ha ) Toi mo. 0.. January in, ls7. Hunt F. J. Cimm A 'o - to Ml .ars I have ram la the ireunal .raiine ef iii.'dieluv fr nio.t forty years, and Mould say that to all my prai Ih r and eata-rleii.-t. tiaie in-n-r rll a 'i ts a ailnii IMal 1 cotnd re.cil's. w i'h a. ncieti con ttilchi e ol ileee. a. I i an llali'a I a'arrli I mi', iiiniiiiiaetiii I by you Have t ri-k.-ril-ed It a Sr. "it liianv time and It. i ll s i I. wuudrriul. ai'd woiilu .ai iiicoucniMi.il I'.al I hair yel lo Hud a cae ol i ntarr h Dial II would let cure. Il ll.i-v H.iiild take II a"enrdirw lo dire, liuiin. olir. trill), I I . i.i 'l;-l I'll. M. I) Oltn e. -I,' similuil itreet. We w ill Klve i for .lis i s-e of i a'arrli ll sl .an tint U- rmed Willi Ha. I t latairh Cure lukvii Inli-riialh r. J i HUSKY Am , I'tm rletoni. lolisio, I). 10 Sold by ilnik'itlsta.TV. t'nllke a h iri', hut not to water i man ma) be drticu tu drluk. ia it it: k ami rufM rriiKi). We t'Ulvelv can' mi ture and all rectal dli ea-e wltlio'it patll or ileli lllloll iMin hnsllless So el.re, no pal ; and ln pavuu'll nir. d. Ad .tress for mtn.Mi.f Ins. foricrlli ld A I - ) ' Market street, sail I'ranel-eo. A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder, Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. IVlii tons CaVe and Pastry, Liulit Flaky HiMiiit, llriddle fakes, ruUt.il.lc and Vholctome. Ko other lakin jaiwder d.v -nth work. Tan he niadi' easily h) lalstnic ctlteltelis. Dill lame :r.' imi!ii lllus Irstiid s'alah'sue lelh all all lit INCUBATORS, pr.sston, haf I feed ..I.I. ,L..... I., lu... oil 1 tin mn-n'is ol tin chicken business. II you only keep half a iloreii hi'its, you need tills IsHik. It k I viss mure lufnr mat I on tlian many of the books lulit at '") cell's. send It free ou re ei'lpt of i cents la tamps to pay postage. PETALUMA INCUBATOR CO., Petaluma, Cal. Pie O Itharknnwls1rris1 liDitina ramr.ly for all alisj unnalurnl dlM'hrKf aud prlvnleilisssair men. A rprisincure for the ili'l.lll Ullnx wnakuew wcullar In wunu'n. 's'nreB In UBIIW 1 .ns.riimituu - Tsi tvHlCMIM'l'"fri In ri'i-onillirudlui ll w . v .....i...IIuIhSj A l oiunrn.p u ,u.,s,..".ivi. atulsl Kraaalata. 8TEIN WAY, Gabler and Pease Pianos MNMllflC Ul llMT I'lANtl MAMt, aUtit tllll UvoriU eltijr IMam; all MhhIiiiI Itminuitrhtu; Itatuln Hut. SIM; larun uk nf Htitft Munto. Htixinwav Haij. Mand H-nit Htrwt; Maviiiian (Jkav Co. Call aittl an our Dew ruumi aiitl uvw liuok. TIIATCAN Hit I'HKI) I'.VHRY DAY is the kind thut pays. Scores of voiimr luisiiicsa men, anil hulls ilrc.ls i.riiook-keiMKTS ntlil Htcll- BUUsv "Al'Mh" llu' new l?Uay lUUltsB rf Baking Powd?n MONEY Wit mm JTX. S.- 1 tlB Vlla. mi i u t"a I r HtMiKor'J !IKBIOI),HKI ANDHC'ALP, uliiMiti r li. tihif, burninir, hf'lli.tr, wmIv, rut it, ii m j.t , hli.li-liv or rm-jn'r-rolnrwl. wtlb ..-t m( liitii ciiticr mini), wrufulntu, hf reilltnrf uf i i nt iott. rr HbtiHltly, luTliirtfH'llll) f ii..nt,' ni utul Inffilhl ly rurt! by I he t in in lUtKMit, nii-iilliig uf IL'TI'IRa, the K re ut skill liiM', I I IM I H i.Hl', fttl Bltjllinltl- kkllJ U ri'LTHMt t-i Ulllllli-r, HIM. Cl Til l IM KK'LVKNT. t)fh.' t'l-.o-l kihI .kin imriflt-r fi(l fn-'it n limthir fi'tiu'ilic, Htnii li.e N-t ih)t!rlHiis mu4 Ml nll'T ri-lif-llrrt fait. Cl'TKlRi Kk KUI KH MTO lit'ni iiifnlnhlc l.i-Hhl Mini pIIn riirll)ni, siitl ilnily ell' ' I liton' (T't ni vxtrm t 1IikI anil iklu iM'rt-i' thitii nil older rt m ll t ifmljtn-i, ( i-r liiTi. I'rli iM i Tl I U4, tn'; rtAP. r, );" ut rrtinn't ,y urtir lruit iii'l ( li.-niiint hi .umili.n. luton, Mn-n. m nl lor " Idm to rum Uliol oJ Hkln Dli- M H." 1 1 I'li'M-l- ft. I Im ktiaitil, ( Fih'(m if Rtwl ulty t at -I' kI.im j.rrvi'iiit'tl by I I Th iha no A P. " fr I', i' km -In. Vlil'x-y jtntna, vn'itkuctt fliitl s jk -m Mi-'iti,nt ri-lirviMl in om in I ntjiH hy iha X' l I TH I HA ASTI PAIN I'l.l HTKK.'J'M! lAY'S: NORTHERN1 CROWN Earliest. Hardiest, SEEDS Most deductive mi OFFER NO. e N.W. PREMIER PEA. ntwt rm tNtpn rvrr nVlTt Klrvr-st ll.Toml URCMfeAD CAB3ACE. Hunt Im1hi vi ciy,t'. iii .tl iui.ii. y. W. Klun uf Kuktimo. likt vat Him 'luwltsiH-itlSasnTililiiir 1 eT auw In It). ltMin-liiii. Out of fn'itw tD plrsnf nt onu fntlitl I. onnL,. utMir. n., ii,Hm. .1. CREEN AND COLD! WATERMELON, wriui uu,? ii-nm: n. a 1. ti if 11, i, utultii sum in ih'ioiib iiMir LMKMint rlADInH. A hWiUtHHIicrxirr tWTiy Tmi- iy, old i.Mu.'UkK nnUfhs In to fUyta. Test Northern Orown btflnt) ibU ih rourm-ssii mm tm-y br ii'itiT ! 4ii outer nfiwiiiM-iMi a urvt MM-riiir ,i.'h of Hir AlMita iinmil r.-1 n simI Hm FiftM lltMlr.fxH tislrsffii. fvr 1 iiMi"4-il. un rt--li)l of JA-t" FLOWIR SfcED FREE. Krr liKWiiiu .!i r , tin iiUi'liiim nil h hhtbihi imuiwr wi mi. Ill mvi orximoin iiaW'kntrvpni'h Hi follow. n hiUt IPO WE A- UfcHiiioft wiUMhTiiil rllniUr t iitrnxlufkir itii" tohtrtit of no or .10 111 1. nml -ti i,..-.-. hu..lrr.l. mtpun hn Ummsm. ECKF0R1 SWKKT PEAS. tntixnlmi-U by( !. fci'kfimlui Ink unit l" ti 1 -y nl vnim Jwrftx-llim liiU liOAillirii ii MAY B tATALtntU B, um nutmi ciniiio vir onl'ii 'fl. ovt-riWo UiiisirvtlsNis sun) .1.1... 1 uimdmm Inh. L. MAV A CO.. .(H.i1imei. and Florlltt, 8t. Paul, Minn. Sanborn.Vail&Co. 170 ami I7 Flr.t HI., Portland, Or., ARTISTS' SUPPLIES, Pictures and Frames. Hend f..r ratalniine. POISON N A PIPE. I'Vw Hiiiiikerr) fully realize tho dnngcr of tmioking new or improp erly cured Toluuro. Tlio inedicnl etiiir of the (ieriiiun army discov ered thin was a fruitful nource of throat dint'iiso. Thu HiihisiHteneo department of the U.S. Army have adopted Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut an tho Standard Smoking Tobaeco for the army. licwnre of ImitatioiiH. The gen uine "Seal of North Carolina" fontst you no more than poinonoua imitationri. H. T. HUDSON, IMI'OIITKH AND DEALER IX- Guns, Ammunition, MNIIIKU TAI KI.K, KTC, 03 Flr.l Htreet, I'ortland, Oreg-un. Li t one nf th.relelirated t. A. I,ooml' DnnMe Harrrel, lireeeli leadlna Hhetieiiis, Tup snap, itar l,teks, liHinaseiis Hiirrrls, raney Hlm-ks, Fi lul l.rii' and timelier Treble We.lKol asl, tUaune, fur .'.-.. sent liy express with 2T. Brass Hhells aud Re InadniK liails iism ri'i-elpt ol prlee. VASELINE. L'OK (NK tXlt.l.AK unt us by mall, we will dft 1 HviT, Irt'o of rII riiMrKi'tj, to any peroit lu tho Cniu-.l siMh'rt, ftll the (nllowluy arttcms uarvfulljr jmrrViHt lu a ncttl Ik: mii- two i-Mime liotilo of IMtr VanUn...10rta. one twiMHiiii-i hiitilo Vnm'MiiC1 Fwma)...15 Jar of Vsyjliiio ('old Cn-am ' hiv ruko nf VitM-ltti I nmjihor Ice ..10 ' 0:10 i-Hke of ttufline Huap. uimcf nU'd....lO 11 i mo i ji k v of Varllue iHoap. ni i-litni 2iS M (Mill tWlMMIUI W iltlluOf WUitO VtMllllltJ, 14 ia Or fur sUiiipn nny ntntfla artlrla ftt (b pHot aauuvd. If jrou bi ficttaMiun to umi ViiM'tiiM lo aviij form im -mt fiJ to w-m'it only it oulris ft- U put uv tijr iu In riKlinai (t.tt hiiKitt A r't iiistiiy -InifjuUli mn Itjimg In iHmnjuIr li)iftUi Ukr VAH.l,INr; ni up dy tlmm. N"T l-)il ai sell ptnnirclu, w ih twttrle U liiiil i,iiii with j it lii) nml will not fit trim Km rvnitlt yoo eiiM-ft. A teettlf if lilue Mtsftl VaWtuiM Ii ioUl by all InifciCsU at 10 (i ti' Cliesebrongli UTg Co., 24 State St.,Nev Tort lAV'N I'ATKfsT 1 tie rhentx'st thlnr fn the market for hnusv., tiariia, lei'l.iiiisoii mid uuilnuliltiigri. Write fnr e.riilnaiie and sHiiiilee. PACIFIC ROLL PAPER CO., Pselfle Coast Arenl, It) sud Klrst si reut, eaii Kr.nelseo, Cal. TU OUtrt Mtiieint im tht WtrUtt SrssWfr, mi. iia a' Tiionrsovii . CELEBRATED EYE-WATERS Thu ruitj m Jti-aufully pn'4treil pbyak-iaUi a era acrliMlsjn, aoJ haa been In ouuaUiiI um fur atwlr m twuturr. 1lun arv frw .linaang tu whlot. maauiiJrid ara uisjMt ninra lUinjaii tbmm atra ey 4 doom, rtuspa, ftr whirls iruirt VfrnmllfM hava N trl 4 wltlMMitKijfMvM. rfuraUexts-marl ljirlmnitl4' of thTra it la an lnfalllbta rt-nml. If the fllrt tln.ir fi.llnwM wn btt fall Wnrartlmiarir lnvttiitttnt'nnotphvk,lanatoltii aMrlu. Kor flhyalIdniKKlta. 5u.IV I. TrlUHlSoN. BJ.NS CO. Thut. .N. V. RjtaMldbed 1W irrtn m m a ll 1 r s l rm l rT t 't S I I..L.I J 12 I . iFa B n SB sv." mm ai i a ai v - llil liravrsu aVdU .n.'vu y t a. a I -J MLaVnlll T.i. . JTI ITVa WIIUHIOI JMWJ " ni'IsB, S 'HOT rstiAr KMMsiifsOl(lQrT.rurtr. i,r,1,iMMi.,t!lrill'rriil'lt,A'i'l-iMir.ur suit I. iW,.,ri. uli'ssf .i.a THkil atST-K'Mlla to 4H kai iMtirr fro ll sl rlt lHria, WHt 'ktsts ill I Lll I dsfHOiitet. Sent r. P I UII I4. Vl lRUKLL, At- liirney-at-law. Washlnat'in. P. 0. N. P. N. U. No. 3(i0-8. F. . U. No. 443 LUL Roofing J Ell 11 Wl i i i i