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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 6, 1890)
A LAMENT. h the dreary, distant northlajMl Ul a mighty oak dldrrow. fgr i hundred peaceful suiuuiere Through It dlil the soft iuds blow) for hundred leuijiby winters Oo It fell Ilia cold, vbUa snow, siesta It roved the doughty chleftala While bl dusky love he woo d. Pfoud and stately (raw tba oak trea IB tba northern solitude. i! tba mighty now bie falka, rallao from their high estate; On tba pavements of tba city Has tba oak tree bajitfwl of lata. Through the lr D Kr'' uioUuoa Doe.lt circle and KyraW. for tba oak baa bona made low Canea that are used by tba dudes; fallen la tba mighty tnouarob 0( tba nortbara solitudes. New York Herald. DR. KEENKS STORY, ciianged. ThU aha would not agree to, o they finally compromised on fair turn, which euabled Mildred to take bet ter cars of herself and to tend more money to her mother. The part auited wad nervous, aa her, and everywhere she waa warmly SSL?? wf? ,n beavy little round hat, and I thought ''Hare, tue very girl at last!" I questioned her closely, and explained to lw more fully than to the other just what I wanted. She wiu nn. win mil,. i i . . " uor, aaiu every wnere aue waa waruur mill!! f'.b.Ut eviJt'ny praised for her acting. Everything looM SuXiU? ST V W,'U the "iWt nd promiring when a telegram ii ' wwy neaiiuy, me aid. aud w far m she knew, came of healthy parent,,. u fttther WM d(Jtt(L Uer mother was usually quite well, though not very ktrong. She waa just now Buffering from iniuriaa a fall on the etuirs. "The doctor aayg ." the vouna- bulv ! went on, "that my mother will soon be called ber to her mother' aide. It wan to worded that she waa uot much alarmed. It waa Saturday night They were near New York and ahe left, expecting to re join the company in time for the per formance Monday evening. "She found that her mother had slipped upon the ataira and dislocated her arm. This had been set, and, the doctor aaid, lmk Howard waa one of my moat Intimate friends. 1 met him one aura Ber in the Catakilla, whither I had be token myaelf fur a week's change and fiwih air. I P"t UP Bt l(J-''y farm bouse, where Howard, stopping for a day to await the arrival of some friends, vas so unfortunate aa to sprain hia jnkle. It was nothing serious, but it compelled him to remain quiet for a few jays. His friends, arriving, proceeded on their way, leaving him in my care. Frank was s cheery, huppy young fel low of 20, and took hia mishap with un commonly good grace. I read to him from my amall store of books and pa pers, and we had long and interesting jfcs. Frank was full of the enthusi asm of youth, and I, eight or ten years bis senior, was, my steady going col leagues would have said, a visionary, romantio boy. Those few days made as better acquainted than we would have become in mouths of intercourse in the city. When Frank was able to rejoin hia frienda my time waa up and I returned to town, regretting the neces sity that compelled me to part with the pleasant young fellow. He did not forgot his promise to look me np when he returned to the city, , nd from that time on we were the best of frienda. I had, I am eure, more of hia confidence than did any one else, tod I talked to him in away that my medical brethren would have pronounced wild and unprofessional, but he took it 1b sober earnest, no matter how wild, be lieving in my theories just because I aired them. My friend was a good looking young fellow, tall, well made as to figure, easy and graceful. He had blue gray eyes, a well shaped brow and rounded chin, dark hair which, however, was quite thin, giving promise of early baldness, a uose perhaps a trifle too long and an upper lip a trifle too snore, ma irouv iwm, tlioneh white, were not well shaped. Greatly to his Borrow he could not raise a mustache, try hard as he might, aud he had tried very hard, indeed, investing many a dollar in nostrums warranted to produce the desired result Frank well knew what an improve ment a mustache would be he did not hanker after whiskers, a mustache was all he wanted for he had worn false ones upon several occasions whon taking part in private theatricals. He was quite clever, and played very well for an ama teur, but often accepted a part, I verily believe, more for the opportunity it gave him to wear a mustache than for any other reason. H wa vprv well situated financially. His Darents were dead. His father had kft him a irood business, which, how ever, had so far demanded little of his attention, as his father had also leu mm a nartner. a shrewd, steady bachelor, withont near kin. who was devoted to the vounor man. Considerable property ontaide of the business added a good deal tn his income. Like mvself he had few Kluiivna hnt: then he had hosts of friends, and was a srreat favorite in soci ety. There were plenty of nice girls who would have become Mrs. Howard one at a time, of course had he asked thorn niiiHtarhA or no mustache. No one thnncrht of his lack of one as he did anil nnnn hnt I knew how he felt about it Wo hafi lm discnssinir various exper iments one evening when ne had dropped In, as he often did, on ins way to a re ception. After a silence of some mo menta, evidently spent in deep thought, for he had not seemed to hear one or two of my remarks, Frank broke out: "See here, doctor, can't you transplant a bit of some one's scalp to my lip and make a mustache that will grow? Yon read or told me something one evening abont minh an experiment or else 1 dreamed it I have been wanting to apeak to you about it. I'd gladly spare some of my own scalp if thehiiironit wasn't so awfullv thin. I'll give you a thousand dollars if you can manage it and pay all expenses. Think it over and aee if tw isn't some wav to do it, and now I must be off. Good night, old boyl" , l I laughed at the idea, but after he had gone I could not help tliinking about it A thousand dollars was certainly tempt ing. My practice did not increase so rapidly as I could have wished, and of course, like many another foolish young fellow, I had married a nice girl when scarcely able to keep myself comforta bly, and the tiny olive branches had a dreadful way, aweet as they were, of ap pearing all too frequently for a poor man. fm not savine. mind you, that I've ever regretted my marriage or been willing to spare one of the boys and girls now growing up so last arouuu"".-. a but mnnv was verv scarce in those days, and a thousand dollara seemed too much to let go without aome effort tc earn it , i t am w thinkine- for a fev idayaand spent aU my spare time ovei aome old booka in a musty, out of th way library down town. I finally tok iFrank that I would see what could i Bone if he would give $500. the rest if 1 Srucceeded in the undertaking. Heagree trt once, so I put a carefully word". Want" in The Herald, offering $200 lo. a bit of scalp from the head of heal"1: person, a young woman preferred. n naming an hour for applicants to cafl at my office. ' Well, I had a good many answers, " a well aa ever, but we need money very j would soon be well; but she waa nervoua at presvui. un account or my mother'a illness I lost my position in that is, 1 am out of employment, and aa I am the bread winner for our family I am willing to do anything honorable that will not injure my health to earn money. I must stipulate that my face hall remain covered, and that no effort will be made by any one to discover my identity." "Can you endure the operation with out the aid of an aniesthetior I asked. "You must know that your confidence is sacred. But, no. She Insisted that her nerves were strong enough to endure the ordeal, eo I appointed, an hour next day for the operation, and bowed her out I then rushed off to inform Frank of my suc cess. He was charmed with my de scription of the girl and delighted with ner pluck. "Give her 300," he said, "whether the ; operation is successful or not She is a I brave girl to do such a thing for her j family. Great, hulkiug boys, no doubt, ' aome of them. Now I haven't much family, but I am sure I wouldn't part with any of my scalp for all of my rela tives in a heap." The young lady waa promptness itself, had just shown her into an inner room when Frank arrived. After the opera tion I sent him away first, and then put her into a cab, taking care to withdraw before she gave the driver his orders. No. I m not going to tell you how 1 transplanted two bits of scalp from the back of the girl's head to the lip of the young man. I have never told any one how it was done, but it was a success. The young couple were as brave as possible. There was not even a groan from either. The girl lay face down upon a lounge, her luxuriant, wavy hair streaming around her. I could not but admire the dainty shape of her head and the pretty neck, with tiny rings of hair curling down upon it Just below one shell-like ear a small star shaped spot MERCHANT'S DECISION AFTER TK1AL. and shaken, and would not hear of Mil dred'a leaving her, aud kept the poor girl until her place in the company bad long been filled. When Mra. Faye, slowly recovering, came to ber senses, the sea son waa nearly closed and an engage ment was not to be bad. Their money waa about gone, and times, I fancy, were pretty hard, when aome good friend must have helped them with a loan. At the beginning of this season, Mildred got her present position. A very good one, if ahe waa going to remain upon the atago, which ahe'a not, you know. She is going to marry me two weeks from to day. I want you and Mrs. Keene to come to the wedding. Only the family, a young lady friend of Mildred's aud my dear old partner will be there. The rooms are too amall to have any one else. We go away at once. Mrs. Faye and Kate will take possession of our house, which I am busy furnishing. You know I've never had much of a home, and feel awfully happy over the prospect of having such a nice mother and sister and the sweetest wife in the world. And now good-by. Don't forget the day!" and the happy fellow went away as if walking on air. The appointed hour found myself and wife knocking at the door of Mrs. Faye'a cozy little flat Frank presented us to his future mother and the minister Mr. Haines, Frank's partner, we knew already and then stepped to the door of the next room and handed out the bride, who waa followed, by her sister and her friend. The bride wore a aimple white gown with a veil falling over her face. MiM Duncan, a pretty blonde, was in blue. Kate Faye, a slip of a girl, dark haired and dark eyed, wore pink. The minister soon made the happy pair one, and after the bride'e mother and the young ladies had kissed and cried over her a little while my wife and I stepped forward to be presented and otter our congratuia tions. The new Mrs. Howard waa all that her lover'a fond faucv had painted her. A Sirrra Chemital Co. Gknti.embn: When I atarted In to give your Grtut Sierra Kulnry and Litvr Curt a trial, I supposed It was like all oihrr ad-vi-rtled prepiraUons-put up to make money aud of no ue. Now since 1 have taken It my declxlon Is that It la the bet rtmetli in th world for Mnty and liver dinonltri. It has done me o mucn good that I will forever praite it and gladly recommend it to all suffering with general disorders of the body. Very truly youra, P. J, Adams, Firm of Reynold & Adams, Man Fran cisco, California. Yon ru borrow all the trouble you want with out UatiTl. That l o. But you i au t st collateral without trouble. . TARE CAKK1 THEHE I DANE MRS. S. A. MORRIS, A Prominent Ladr of fiawbarf Telle or Har Eiiiarlmra with Dra. Itorrln How Aha Waa Amirtad-How Cured. Nkwhero, Or.. August 17, 18U0. Dr. Darrin-DttAH Sin: You will pu accept my gratitude for a per't cure o( asthma and bronchitis. Have been a mar tyr lo the ill-esse for ten years, at time unable u lie down or sleep ouly in a alt Una posture. After exhaustins: all known remedies of different physlviana in the Kast and the nany patent ined clnea. I came to voti about two year ago and now rejoice to tell iou and the world that you cured me with electricity and hoaie treat ment You may publish this letter If you choose to Ho so. I dislike to be brouitht Into no toriety, but 1 cannot-as much for the sake of Ihe attilcted as yourself-lel ibi oppor tunity pass without expressing myself in this public way. I have had conferred upon me a benefit In comparison with which all other gifts sink Into Inslirnlli-an e-the great and In estimable boon of health. Very urat- fully yours, Uhh. S. A. Mohris. Dra. Darrln'e l'laca of Bualneaa. Dra. Darrln can be consulted dally at the Washington building, corner Fourth and Washington streets, Portland. Hours, in to fi: eveiiiinm. 7 to 8: Sundays, 10 to 12 All rhronlo diseases, blood taint. Irregularlllea of women, losa of vital power and early Indiscretions perma nently cu'ed, though no referenee are ever made In the press concerning auch tn allowing Inactivity of the kldi eyi lo mt tlmniKh m-itlecL The deadly shoals of "tM ,llec and dialwtes will wreck the (nxidlv ban of health II It l allowed lo drift nid.lerlenn the.... The l.lH.Mer. WO.lt " iiff , the . ellcacv of theDatlents. V''! .'" "'n ".7iV Till L u h..in hi yVm!nat lima free, to all. and circular, will by the utiickMiid of disease. In aelectlna s dm- be sent free to any address. Charges for retlc let your choice fall uiiu Hotetter etoin- trMlroonl excordlnit to patients ability ach Bitter., which stimulate., the rensl orttsiia A, urv,te diseases contl- S Zm H "i. uu . ed iMMhnin. dentl.lly treated, and cures maraM CONSUMPTION 81 KELT CURED. Tothi Koiroa: Plae Inform yonr readers that I have a ixwltlve remedy for Hie above named diieaae. Ry Its timely mm thouiaiida of hopeless eaaea have beeu permanently cured. I hall be (lad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readen who hsve ronsnmp II on II they will send me their express and poet omcaaddreu. iv0CV.U.tJ.. 1S1 1'earl street, New York. RUPTURE AND PILES CURED. W positively cure rupture and all rectal dl earn without alu or detention from builnena. No cure, no sy; slid no y until cured. Ad dreaa for psmphlsl I'rs. Porterfleld 4 l.oecy,S.4 Market street, Hau Francisco. Tut Okrbika for breakfast. Beware of Imitations of the celebrated Seal of North Carolina V lug Cut Tobacco. .7.. ...i,ii,.iiu- The Hitters luvlgorale me kidtievs sod bladder. In co.iinioli with the nerv.-s snd the digestive ontsus, snd so allord laxllng aid. It sl slNinln dual shttsiice In prevent ing and curing liiternimeni aim n-uim. HllloiiMieM, coutlMillou aud rbeuuiatUmltalso subjugates. .... t,. .v vmir familv the expense of i.r.. ami nwtlv funeral after yourdeslb Is to be a u.esu mau while you live. KEEP VOI R BLOOD PUKE. fndnrilnir lit rare novel tie, ahanes and artistic Imported oleogrhlc and chro matic cards. This large ana oeauuiui col lection sent by mall to any one who will In.rn.re blood, however generated. 1. al- do this: Buy a box of the P"uln ijr; . . .t . j . - i. fli- nicutnea iieurieu mver i un iru.u j wavs uresent In the body when pain la fell, . , . d . u. y,. It spread- and ferments wherever a weak outai3e wrapper with your address, plain- I I l a. a I J t la. alantna TnA ... i ii.. I rron ii i naa Mi-ljane'a IMIls are nrenared only Take Hrandrkth s 1 ll.l.s to mase u.e r; --r-wttabufa-h. Pa., and blooH pur and expel all that t nuruui w hsve s(,a m jongt use for over alxty tliesvstem. They are the one great ana yeanli They are suiierlor to all others In unfa Una remedy, xneyciean-e ' mirltv and effectiveness. A certain cure els ami rentore equal circulation inrouK"- (or indlirestlon and sick headache. Ad' out the body. Tney pesere the vigor oi QreM Fleming Bros.. PtttabHrgh, Pa. youth, ana oiten save me. snowed wmteuponme now rosy sum. . . . , - - u-heit. with soft It would probably not be noticeable . . , y compiexion, a ,weot TV a wAtinis l.wlw soma tntr w J ' . J r . UOUiU.iT. iuo juuuh iui vcamw rtU .U.if whiftli nlnvnti nrAt.tV mill. omce tor Buiue uajs uuu. wuo u ., .v brown hair worn iu a were quite healed. As she was young , ftt back o( a heaJt and healthy it did not take long, but 1 1 falling in tiny rings upon a low, never got a gumpse oi ner race, nor uiu i ... . wh name wa8 min. I try to do so. having too mucn respect she looked np , deep blush ror tne courageuus , uuugwu. D. quickly receding left her very pale. I handed ner fouo insteau or we sne . a bw muBical voiu6i tones were naa expectea sue was quite overrule .traniy famiiiar to my ear, she thanked with joy. Her voice was fully of happy tears as she clasped my hand in both of hers and faltered: "Oh, doctor, I do not know how to thank you; you cannot realize what a heln this money will be to us. It is a perfect godsend, and I don't one bit mind ns for our Brood wishes. After some simple refreshments the bride went away to put on her traveling dress, and as they were about to depart I stood beside her for a moment. She tnrned to sneak to her husband, and I aawwhatanswsredmyquestion. "Where the pain, which, I'll confess now, was , j, . . , that yoicer Just the rather hard to bear. 1(,ft wa8 . tinVi 8tar shaped spot My own needs enabled me to quite un-, . . . ite tnroUKh the rosy blush derstand her feelings. My thousand j , b her husband's tone aud freed me from many a present worry, . and before it was gone I had secured , - Th t awa a nappy conpie anij quite a paying practice. returned more in love, if possible, with I attended uowaru in uis own im . other than 1, i have been 8e menta. When he was sumcieuuy re-1 M kn0Wi ln thia pie for B revered he went abroad for awhile. He I . . , t dont gee Frank . 4 . . s UUlUUVa V J returned after some mouths, pleased wuu ,Howarj very 0ften nowadays, but our his trip, and delighted with his handsome fHnn.lshin has suffered no change. I do brown mustache, which certainly added much to his good looks. He was so Dusy with social arrangements and I was so fully occupied that for some months I saw very little of him. The fault was chiefly mine, however, for Frank seemed to think more of me than ever, ana i orien iouuu his card upon my return from a profes sional call. One evening he came and found me at leisure. "So glad to find you in, doctor, ne said; "I've come to be congraimareu. am going to marry the dearest girl in the world, and want you, my best friend, to wish me joy." , I did congratulate him heartily and asked if I knew the lady. .m f ti. nir nnt " he reDiiea. "one - - ., is Miss Mildred Faye, a member or tne company at theatre. Don't look so surprised. JNot a nicer gut u. breath of slander has never touched ber name. Her father died when she was about 18 just out of school. He was thought to be very well off-the family had always lived in good style-but at his death his wife and two daughters found themselves almost penniless. Not even their home belonged to them. Mrs. Faye, a delicate little body, unused to work of any kind, had no idea as to how they were to make a living, so Mildred had to take the lead. Kate, three or four years younger than she, must be kept in school, and the three must be provided, somehow, with food, clothing ind shelter. Mildred had been fair y educated, but not thoroughly enough to attempt teaching, so she determined to goupon the stage. She had had a good dealof experience in amateur theatricals, and had been warmiy prauwu acting. I had heard of Miss Faye's tal ant, but never happened to aee her. Good critics had said ahe would make a aansation if she would go on the ts Kslonally. When she jounced her determination her friends were much shocked and her mother quite overcome, but no one had anything better to i i. i,. hur nwn wav. She knew that ahe was inexperienced and must be content with a small salary and a amaU part to begin with. She wished very much to get into a home company, but " .) mihi an she accepted a tnai seeiueu uii- . - - . ndnor part in a very good company going oneohasnot tried itcannnder rtand what ahe had to endure. Tenderly cared for all her life, with plenty of ney for reasonable needs, she now had to practice the -tri.f1!; latcheaphotels.didwithoutnr walked whenever it was P? w .nt she could for bo, ail w nA homa treatment. Medicines and letters sent without the doctors' name appearing. whmi ili Imili.r tu'irlua to hrsir of hia houenty 111. time In fall on hia neck and feel for the ivooii it. hl coat tall MHket. AM ELEGANT PACKAOl OF TIKI CARDS, IJACOBSOU Cures Backaches Oackache. Backaches Martlnex, Cal., October 1. 18KS. I could hardly walk or He duwn frniu laine-bai-k ; sutlered seversl wei'ka. HI. Jacobs Oil permanently Mired me, other remedies hav lug failed lo do so. KKKD. U1TTMAN. Clovenlsle, Ind.. Feb. , 1HH7. From a bad cild lns settled In my back and 1 sutlered greatly ; routined to bed snd could hardly move or turn. 1 tried Ht Jacobs Oil, which cured mi. I do nnt fesr recurrence, UIU. H. H. KKIM1E1MEU. Washington :- Colleob. A bosnllng and day School for YOUNG MEN AND BOYS. TACOMA, WASHINGTON. Most Healthful Location in ths Coontst, .10,OOQ ENDOWMENT. Terms for boarders, l-'WO per year. The nsliiful tact lsdawult.it on the. people pi Wyotnlna that the number of state omi" avail able la totally tiiBUinele.it to supply the demand. The peculiarity of Dobbins' Electric Soap 0"J' Is that It acta right on the dirt and tlattta ,t.alu. N i .i .Hum .turtf nM itnnw: Ins IClrk'a ? lLOTJai r J!.S3 and makes them keep clean longer. your grocer order 1U nwmr-Which do vou prefer beer orchsm- nHm.-r H ossom I. all oein-u.iB. bi'.ki v it list? Blossjtm Who pays for IU u .halt n.J knnw eai'h other there If we are to Identify our nelKhbor by what Is aald on hia touibstoue. atlTKat CD Kit rOK flLKaV Hare care for blind, bleedlni and Itchlnf Piles. M careu uie wu v w- v. - 7 -Nooueneed eafftn leu mlnales after Uermau rile oiutmeoi. 11 sosoros Is prepared ouly for PI aud Itcntuf 01 uis private parts, and uothlnf else. Krery boa is wartanted. .-. ; : Sold by DrsfRliU and tent by mall on receipt of price, 1.W per boa. J. J.Msck A Co., Wbolo sale AaenU. Hau Francisco. OXI$ ENJOYS Both the method and rcsulU when 8yrup of Fig is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and icta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head Aches and fevers and cures hnhitu.'J constipation permanently. For salu in 60c and $1 bottles by all druggists. CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO. SAD FRAKCISCO. CH. loumiLU. r. w ion, .r. For rstalogue address D. a PUI.F0RD, A. M., Tai'oma. Wash. asissiaw -' - Va esre tMeaeaess, Slek sadaek. ComtlfsUoa, auUrla, Unr OssiplalnM. Uka Iks safe ail i ts a Diamond Drill Work. Tbe Pacific Prospecting Co., with Diamond Core Drill for oil, mineral or wa ter. Holes laired for ventilation or drains. A Kent! for Diamond Drill Machinery sud flip plies. Correspondence solicited. SIS H al so lue Ml reel, (tan Krauclsco. OH! MY HEART! Well, try Dr. Honors' Hesrt Tonic: aa a heart remedy It has no equal. Not a slmtle csae where II has Leeu tried and has not given relief. You may be needing It Jut now aud scarcely be aware o( it. Aa a blood cleanser and purltler It land at the head of the list. Hedlmtnn A Co., wholesale agents, price II. For sale by Hnlllh'a ( ah More, 4 IS I'rwnl HI., ft. ., !.. and all dealers In medicluoa. Bond for trial bottle and teatluionials. 5TEINWAY. BJICn. PaVaVM tJKACH.Oablar. IK alak riaaasiBnrdeUOrfaiia. Band Inatreinasias. Largeat slack of Bbsat HoaleaaS Books. 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Thl la strona isnnusKe, inn irue. rellent cup of coffee ln a few seconds. 1 lie ti10UW,, f Krsteful testimonials from Infancy sooris are warrants" pure aim uuuuivo.- U) aKe siteai uieir "'""""i S. . nt 1 1.1 l. n...sn imLmIII h u rullll tfrtlcSilV. a J""' ., i... U...I-. ii.il. HIMN AND SCAI.F DIHKASK huihAr (irii.rl.ii.dlallK.irl.il. humlllatlua Itchl.iit, burulUK, bleedlua, scsly, crusted, pl.n- ;ily or blotcbv, Wl.n loss oi nsir, iniin iiuiurs .. ..... ninai dutnwaluir ecsemaa. and every lis- mor of the blisid, whether simple, scrolulotis or hereditary, Is seedlly, permanently and eco ,nml..slle ciirt-d bv the ueTtci'HS Kkmkiiikb, eonalstiuK of Cuticvsa, the (treat aklu cure, Cu- t.m'R roap, an exnuiane ssiu oiirnirr " K...,,iirt..F ml ittii us KisoLVkNT, the uew blisid aud sklu purltler and sreateatol humor ated. They all dcaers and grocer for It. consumers. Cvnlc-l am always happy when two fools isrry. Illiinlck-Why t Cyule-Becatise lljey ..J f'i......l,il f-.triMirstliiti. HiMtnn. Msas. M.'iidfor"HowtoCureHkln aud Blisid DH msrrv are made one. Fas tba SHALL S1ZKM UlUa kaaaa lo Iba kaa. Ua). They are tba assat eMTealeai; sail ail SSS maaer sussr sisa, aa aaais par aouw. TO I Pbole-traTiFa. a ror a SSals (sot pars sr alaaiBs). p. sktrrB a oo.. alsksrs ef 'ilia Bssas. ' ' at Loala. Ma. KISSING U ef 'i T, 17, TOl P sl ilea af kkia JHE SMOKE J? Will haVe ro olher Jobacco WKo orce tries SZJkh OF HORTji CApOLIN' Plug Cut. Jhls is the secret of its Immense sale. WANTED AT ONCE -nUk am.. ADAIIIM i.lns full snd ci.iiinkta aeeooMof Mis eoMplraer 10,000 AGEtlTS ass-tok aSNS eiset,ieleise, LIbDIq Woild Dispensaru, 400 Csary Slras!, ff gaa Frawclace, Cal. pisiTas nunm CHRONIC DI8EA8E8. EYK, EAR, TtlKOAT. nonk. r sk SURGICAL OPERATIONS. Dofonnltli'H, Malforma tions. not know though whether he and his wife, devoted as they are to each other, have exchanged confidences on the mus tarha ouestion or no. They have made no sign. Neither have I. Mrs. Juliette M. Bahhitt in Gotham Monthly, His Oocopatlon Gone. First Detective You look blue this mnrninor. What's the matter? Rannnd Detective Did you read about a convict at Sing Sing confessing on his death bed that he murdered a man in New York? Voa T tpoA all about it "Well, that spoils a clew on which I have been working for a year and a half," Texas Sittings. POP WASTJNtTJCKY. Be Want Out to Drop Smith, ButSmllk Dropped Him Instead. At about three o'clock In the after noon I came along to a Kentucky "snuat." which diflorcd from a hundred othera only in the fact that a woman wi sat on a Ion ln front of the opening In the brush fonce.whlch might be termed the gate, and because six dogs were lying in the sun instead of the usual three or four. I asked after the man of the house, and the woman replied: , 'He tin hain't borne just now. if .fflictpd with Bora Kyes, ne Dr. Isaac Water. DruitxIiU sell It 'iw, r Pimples, blackhesila.chsppidauuoiiy V4 sklu preveuted by Cutiouka Boar. Hh1.11111a.l1m.kld.1ev ns na and muM'tilsr weskuess relieved lu one minute by the IITICVKA Arm-PAW FfcABTkB. W. Distress After Eating Indigestion Heartburn And Other Symptoms of Dyspepsia Are Cured by Hood's Sarsaparilla BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY. A Boarding ind Day School for Boys. The thirteenth year under present Principal bealus September , 1HU0, Orailed course of study: lustrar-tlon thorouithi discipline strict. MillUry l....rlm umlwr ehufvA of U. H. Arm. ofllcer detailed for that purpose. No bad boys admitted. Orer Ao pupils hut year. Karly application necesaary. For circular aud lull Information address the Principal, i. w. him., s. u.i P. O. Drawer 17. Porllaud, Or, Fonmotim UlAl5UUlUrfSrrsarss. ifTs'r.11 .1 hiiss iHSMSS-e.-sit I. a Sjj. BEECH AM'S PILLS ACT l.IiiB MA(IO ON A WEAK STOMACH. 25 Cents a Box. OS ALL DRUGGISTS. New Pension Law. in...l and disabled soldiers Slid all'in s pernios; do stldViios to lurslah; so .ivmiae or las. AuOjorlied rUl-rl V Fenwon AMwney ( ysr io.nwi. ('rr J. H HHKPAKD sud Maj. W K NDKitH. 31 Pms Sirt. Koom , siljoln lis It H. Pnaii Aserwr, Han KrsocUou, Osl. ...... a .1 himkles. Oumuisndsr II. A. T lM.pt. ik VMrn ids. sud other ilseartowit officials. USE THE iiUo ,oi.V soon?" 'I reckon. He un has ft-one down the road a piece to drop that Dave Smith." To what?" I asked. "To drop Dave Smith." Do you mean he baa gone to ahoot Smith?" . ... "Sartln. They 'una baa bin wantla to pop at each other fur a Ion time." 'Thar ahe-clatters!" ahouted the boy t, Tnrt of a irun reached our eara, j v. s off down the road like a SHU "w " 'e?.D..ir.n tba ola man dropped him, calmly observed the woman aa aha went J i . m .i.k sir am st In on with her wora oi p.u.u . , woolen ahirt I expressed my unbounded surprise at this sort of man-buntin?, but abe aaid It j waa one of the customa, and bad to be). lived up ta In abont ten m.nn. .u. . - . lo, reappeared, and. aittlng- down P E N S I 0 IN 0 ! the log to get nis ureawu, - "Pop'a a-coming.' DropSmltbr ahe queried, without tven looking up. No; Smith dropped Mm. Pop a got buckshot in the ahoulder. Better git 'l?iM Jinv" -he abonted. rettin up, ahe folded ber work and E SntT the bouse without tb. least .... s,ciu.ment A few minutea u KlTrrra. Ijib. Uter tbt) husband eame up at a alow walk, with the fresh blood dripping from hia ahoulder. and baited long enough In front of me to aay: F.senina- to vou, airs,ug. Men's Suits to Order 820 to 840. Men's Pants to Order, 80 to 810. Fit guaranteed. Hendt cents In atsntps for aamplcs aud rules for sell-n.essure.ne.ib ARTHUR KOHN, CLOTHIER, HATTER, TAILOR, t'ORMS or Second and Morrison Bts., rOKTLAND, OK. Fate's Coldeq Female Pills.. AROMATIC WIU BAIAM Pfl IlW; It preserves and Improves hi. health: Its wild mountain fra- f-r.t.M. UMlthC. IllVOiriirSietl SUll IVirwur -i nied wItn T; efl Thy all, and will retain Its .K. T, ofpH.;,i:iv Awntawwlei. Tenn" 111.1' A AjM TIC f ll-LO W MfU. CU. FT. Bsaoo Citv, Meiid(s-lno,tal. NEW LAW CLAIMS. . i a. iiiii h TVr'Hr.nn ts i.r.. imiiiv-j, f.Vr'i.,. ..hlnt.n, t). C. Branch oBices -Cleveland, Detroit, Cblcsiio. OPIUM who have asd ?1S Isre fur Ivio.Dniptksl MltlI)KMTOFAI.L. Sold evarjrwaera. IBo. i nii:.I.J9n Leitberlinnfutflreri A.U.nibllUloaUU. and Dealen Bon i and Tallow. nd Dealers. 4l4 Hsittrrf ., lhl Highest market price paiu - , mn 1 lu hiv --. . Person and br letter. The letters xyt XI .i n. at home. She waa nnu , no attention to. and those who called did , leading lady, who waa not nit, until I began to think I would , uny but hare, good deal of trouble to find the , ft mind most lacked, ex- u m. small bov of all aeateu omv1 a temper. ssu (icijuu, nucu I noripnce. one auo - .-. i "evening " . . work nshm- in ronnir lady. I knew P"" . . , . nt lrmff before the rising , . .-,. to home. I went out U that ahe was young, though she t nhgti togoon. Thej groUK ,nd tb. ornery v.mlnt waa DARENTS heavily reiled, by ber alight, girbah appealed vo MtlJ behind a bush and dr"PPd ( adn. a til 5. ?i figure and low, aweet, treitmoti. letter perlect, ana u, tba blood washed on Her dress was neat and plain and fitted dd. Ue Mtural nerrouaneaa d onV ,nd we-U hev a vUit You, exquisitely. Her gloves and booft were f ut The dolighted man- J uk6 hl. knp.ck and .how him not new. but they were, the gloves and e part for the rt of the to wh BD...N. y. Su Poots of a ladr. Wavy dark brown , tkees salary 0" AND MORPHINE HABIT Trial free. C'onnd. i.llr address INDIANA MINERAL SfRINUS CO., Bos 1J. Office, WaahlnfWa. V. obtain . Fimsj erU. Information Ltrrsix, nt.p. ratent (Jfniloll uu ywr). jj. p. ji. U. o. 301-8. F. N. U. Ko. 428 rnrPemsle Irreeiilar Ities: uoililus-llietliem on the market. Ktver tall Successfully used by prominent lsdles monthly. Uiisranleed lo relieve suppressed menstruation. SURE1IAFEI CERTAIN! Don't be humbtnrrwl. Have Time, Hesun, and money ;Uke uooth' r. Rent to snr address, secure bj mall on re Clpt 01 price, r-w. Address, THE APHRO IEDICIHE C0IP1RY, Waatarn Branch, JWX.7, 0IiTXAMD. O Bold by Wisdom Dana Co., roruann ' Puget Sound Business College SEATTLE SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND, A school for roiina men snd women. Urttest and beat in Ihe HUte. Kail term commences A s;uat 1H. Kor iMirtlculsrs sddress for csulistue, Seattle, waati., seatiie dioi s, i.w. Bos lid. Tbt Best Tjpeirlie: Send tor CstAlors. Wihy B. Allin at Co. Oaweral AceaU, Sll latSt..rrUaaa.Of. LADIES. Send Stamp for Oar Pamphlets. We have somethlof new which will save yon trouble. CIRKWOOD HIED lUBBEt COIPilT, Car. Market ft Jeawe ate., U turn, ma la raaansco. Price, 6. Lady Ajta Wanted. OLD CLAIMS HETTI.KU under new Law Soldiers, Widows, l'sn'iils, send lor blsnk sp llcallons and Information. Fslrlck O lsrrell, eusloti AK"Ut, wssliltiituin, u. v. pensions: SFoe W8rerTAIlINO.!IA5HOOD ..JSC1VIIUII LiUlLll II IWsaka.saor BodyssaisiBs, sn..is uiourSTtS'S INClLISH FEIINYROYAL PILLS TrV sto csosa oiasioMD aano. ... lirU.l.i tar ltUmm4 Brni, la Tm.',.. t.v. ..a r. an p"" I. iuknard Ms, pint rapij. n I Hmml ItlitnlirlSa,'! IBM Lleblo International Surgical Institute. Sh.i-m, ImiiH'M hi PttoaaitiM, Tjr lV.111,1 AiAriu,uiil SaniMlta Sir Swwr..rul 1 ml at ktj lorm.l niM H-qulriaa or Snrflkal Tn-fttmt-ttl waiva roa ctsi t usa os psfossitiih, ia us. ISS IIV SKI HOBKS. Oil; Mlal.1. Hadhud lu.UHit.Mllk. Ouart MtSlaS PRIVATE AND 8PECIAL DISEASES. n.,kn, rtly. .u. rllr, Sm,MI, aS in DOBBINS' EffiSSOAP The Best Family Soap in thejorld. Dntihlns' Klectrlc Soap la ehraprr tor you to use, If you "II wu Uirrrliunt, than any other soaps would be Ifffcm to you, fur It Its use tMhei an tntmi. Clothes oust more than soap. liou't you wont to tnivt monej. clothes, time, labor, nwl. and healtht All there ran be saved tf you wilt try Dobbins' Klcctrio 8.p. We say " try," knowing If you try It oc, you will always use It," Have youi g nicer order It. H.M.OI8SELL&CO. 810 r0NTT.,AH rSANCISCO.CAL CENERAL ACENT8. ALWAYS IN THE LEAD, ooked market ogue to THE flDV THRESHERS, Engines, Horse Powes, Self-Feeders and Strawstackers. If you want a first-claBB machine, do not purchase until you have ed up the record of the "Advance," as it is the only machine in the ket that will give absolute satisfaction. Send for descriptive cata- Z. T. Wright, General Agent, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon, Also tfcalor in General Machinery and Supplies. 7 i . JJMM w Mm m MM M M W M M M MS THAT CAN BK UHhl ttVKRY UAlf is the kiml that pays. Scores of young liusinesa nteu, and bun .ir.u ,.f iwHik-keencrs and sten ness IvOliege, y . . . krv Ammtroni?. have aauie courses of j well ne'er dg marrici aye"Ho.anay -pon refuse arAavic el a. s r ho useoAMoLIU: Iris solid c&ke ofscouring soap, used for cleaning purposes I asked a maid if she would wed. And in my home her brightness shed ; She faintly smiled and murmured low, "If I can have SAP0LI0."