The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, June 21, 1890, Image 3

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    FIRESIDE FRAGMENTS,
Lemon Juice and U wilt take ipot
Mran rut from Itnen. which rould U
kit la the .unto bleach.
!,UjI11 Hplnach: Pick end waah t
k of plnaen, put In a pot without
,utr,pfnkl,wllh nl ,Bt 60011
r.l n hour. Heaaun with pepper and
lr teanpoonful of butter. Take up,
t hot cream over, jarnUb the top
Vlth ilk-M ' hard-boiled egg. -Ladle
-live Mutllns: One oup ilftod ry
, one cup white flour, one-fourth
mjar, one-balf teaspoon .alt, twg
Lispooni baking powder, one egfr, on
J: D milk. Mix the dry injrredienl
tborouifhlT; boat the egg, add the milk,
ltir quickly into the dry mixture.
Juke In hot gem pana twenty-flve mlo-
'IVorest Tuddlng: Make one quart of
loft oustard, flaor with lemon and add
0oe wln glaful of aherry, dissolve two
BMplag tea-iponnfuU of dedicated oo
Mtnut and add to the cuatard; line I
uvudUb with thla-elice of aponge
pit, and when tbe ouatard la cool, turn
It la.' Sprinkle cocoanut over the top
Wil lerve cold. Hoton Herald.
Cold flh and macaroni la an excel
lent 7 t u88 UD coIJ bllo- lib.
lik equal quantltlea of fish and maoa
ronl. and one oup of tomato aauce, cook
Bicaronl In aalted water, drain off hot
vtterand pour oror cold,; prepare aauce
the aamo aa given rlth egg tymbala,
butUir a ahallow dish, pat layer of
macaroni, then tomato sauce, then fish
with pepper and salt, tbon macaroni and
tomato nauoe, cover with cracker crurabt
mil bake until juice bubble through
tbttp.--The Home.
A Salad of Uorrlnga: Take tw
herring, and let them soak In milk tor
ib hour or so to draw out tbe (alt, bom
them, and flake the flesh; cut half i
loiea cold boiled potatoes Into Mice
nd a small teaspoon of finely minced
onion. Tut those with the fish, mix all
well togothor, and work lightly Into
them a plain salad dressing of vinegar,
oil, salt and popper. As this salad
ibould be rather moist, add a little milk
if too dry. Tbe dressing should bt
added Just before the salad Is served.
Fried Pork with Cream Gravy: Cut
the pork In thin slices and freshen It by
Hiking in either milk and or water,
then wipo dry, roll It in flour, have
ready a hot pan or spider and fry It, not
loo fast, to a nice crisp brown. Take up
the pork, drain off most of the grease
and stir smoothly into it a spoonful ot
ore of flour. When perfectly smooth
add a teacupful of oream, or milk and
ireim together, season to taste with
tilt and pepper, and when well scalded,
poor It ovor the pork, or, if preferred,
lake It up In a tureen to serve with It
Orange Judd Farmor.
SOME VALUABLE HINTS.
Sow Paint of All Kinds Should be
Cleaned and Applied,
The painter was rather averse to
firing away the tricks of his trade, but
tbe reporter as usual succeeded in get
ting some information that will b'o ap
preciated by belloversin home economy.
Tbis particular man happened to be a
veritable cyclopedia of knowledge per
Uinlng to his trado.
Ai It is getting along toward house
cleaning time the ladios will want to
know the best way to clean palntod sur
faces, said the painter. Tbis work
bould be done carefully in order to
avoid damaging the paint. Use a flan
aet rag dipped into warm soap suds,
then into whiting. Do not use a strong
alkali soap that will cut the paint, but
electa milder variety. Hard rubbing
b unnecessary. The same rule will ap
ply to natural wood finish. I fit is a good
job ot wood finishing tbe dirt will roll
off easily.
Tbero seems to be few people who
kno that wall-paper can be cleaned so
aicvly as to 1 x' as good as new, yet it
b a fact One easy method is to rub the
paper thoroughly with a piece of sett
rye bread. That isn't a bad plan, but s
bore effective one Is to saturate a piece
of flannol in spirits of wine and rub
tentlyover tbo paper. Either -method
till absorb the dirt
After tbo painter has been to work oa
the house for a few days the windows
ire found to be well covered with paint
Iplashes. The best way to remove them
bto rub with a stiff brush dipped In
ttmphor and sand. Coal oil, bentlne or
turpentine will do tho work satisfac
torily if the paint has not become too
try, and In that evont ammonia will do
It It paint should happen to have
iplashed upon clothing the spots should
b saturated with turpentine and al
lowed to stand for several hours, thon
rubbed off. Alcohol or gasoline are bet
ter for light-colored clothing. Most
people who get themselves daubed with
pint mako the mistake of rubbing It
Into tbe cloth.
Wlun a man wants to do a little Job
f painting on his own hook, when ths
ork is not Important enough torequirs
regular painter, he should at any rate
know how to do It right Boiled oil is
tbe material for mixing; turpentine Is
tbe thinner and Japan the dre To
thin paint add a littlo liquid at "a time,
- beat or stir it thoroughly before
dlng more, and so on until the proper
xmslstency is reached. Paint should
dw.ys be applied in thin coats, and
Mb successive coat should be thor
w?bly dry before another la applied.
Ce plenty of oil in mixing. It driel
"oreilowly, but makes the paint elastic,
longer, and prevents cracking.
This i the season, too, when the
swrtagD-owner wants his old vehicle to
like a new one. The carriage
painter takes It In charge and by the
l-iek American method completes the
ork and returns it to the owner in an
credibly short space of time. Last
tr the Tarnish spotted shortly after it
out of the shop and the painter and
varnish were of course condemned.
u it was the fault of neither. When
buPgy "pots it does not necessarily
"te poor work or poor varnish. It
caused by the ammonia In the atraos
Wreorln the spot of mud and slush
Jt hare splashed upon It To avoid
double have the rehlcle washed
l--'-Hy. never allow spots of mud to
y "Poo It and. If possible, keep it out
reah of the ammonia-laden atmos-
of the tables. Chicago Tribune.
AMONG THE SEALERS.
''"ting Account of Life om th
Far Seal Island.
" interesting to note the differ
' character crop out as the com
nny gradually took npon itself civil
and 8011,8 wer" naturally prudent
w , saved a urplus; others would
debt at the end of the year. In
' small proportion of their number,
P" ten per cent, had invested
ten or twelve hundred dollar
'be fur company; another ten per
1 rs alway In want; th remain-
"ipentwoattheyrvea. 10ebst
iuu auioit worker, received
over four hundred dollar, each fo.
could obtain . Urgt part of thnl,
food from the resources, of th. Ll.rul
without crat, and received their houaei
furnished, rent free, their need, we
ruT, Tl fur,lffn T In clothe and
ftwnlon they lncnnea terj MturtlIti
tie year before my coming aealinir
Parties had brought to the Island eon-
derable quantltlo. of ready-made
clothing a an artl-.le of trade, and the
nien aure comuxjuently firiy
areMod; but only a small quantity of
cloth suitable for iri)HWI hu4
taken, and the women had not begun to
make their clothing In ,y retfuiir
form. Hut In time, with some assl.t
nce, their ready adaptability made
them a very well-dressed people. Before
Icame away tho wive of those who bad
been avlng sent their measures to Sitka
wUh orders for silk dresses for church
wear, and the yoang men a t ayed them
elves in broadcloth, wore gloves and
well-blacked boots, and carried per
fumed handkerchief.
A my time was not fully taken np
with my duties, and good fortune
brought to me an abiding place of un
usual size ter 8t Paul, I elzod the
happy chance of making my house a
meeting-place for tbe peoplo, and espeo
UHy for the children. Later we fitted
up s school-room, which we also made a
place for aocial entertainment and kept
the school opon eight months in th
year. We were greatly assisted in our
school duties by Illustrated books and
paper sent to us; for so unvaried and
barren was the scenory of the Island,
which was all of the world these ohll
iron bad ever seen, that It was well
nigh Impossible for them to comprehend
physical objects of tbe simplest nature.
What a mountain might be was beyond
their understanding, and the difficulty
of explaining the appearance of a great
forest to children who knew no vegeta
ble growth larger than the purple lupin
n their gentle slopes, was greater than
ime can telL It was necessary, how
ver, to exorciso the strlctostoensorshlp
In our Illustrated lessons, as U was dlffl.
salt for all to comprehend caricature
even in Its simplest forms; even the
most Impossible picture they believed
represented facts.
I found the people living in separate
families, and, as far as I could oe, there
was no more Immorality among them
than would be found In any deeent civil
ized community. The women wore
modest In deportment the children
bodient and respectful to their paronts,
and the men always manifested a dis
position to assist me In all my efforts.
In character they were mild and
gentle, with the expression of settled
melancholy habitual to those races
which have no amusements. In this
respect, however, they changed greatly
as opportunity developed the merriment
latent In their nature. The children
when first taught to speak did so In a
terious way, and the utter absence of
my thing like hearty laughter In a
rroup of them always affected me
itrangoly. It seemed as if their avenues
f expression were closed to pleasure,
and later, whon Uiey bad loarned the
limple games I taught them, It was s
great satisfaction to me to hear my
rooms ring with theli merry voices.
Captain Charles llryant, In Century.
ANCIENT VOTING METHODS.
Leaves Cued for Ballots More Than Two
Thounand Yean Ago.
Bofore tbe Nw York Acadomy of
Anthropology In University place L.
Benet, one. of the trustees, undertook to
present the history of voting In the
lormof a regulation paper, llis research,
however, was too comprehensive and
sxhaustive for one reading, and be waa
jompclled, for lack of time, to defor the
presentation ot the American branch of
the subject His investigations wentback
lo the fifth century before Christ when
;he Oreoks voted by ballot as the ex
pression of the individual wllL Democ
racy was comparatively unknown before
the discovery and use of the ballot In
indent times leaves were used for bal
ots. They were rejected whon It was
'ound that they could be easily broken
ind tampered with toseoure false counts.
Black and white si-ones, small pieces ot
)rass, and other convenient material
were used by the pioneer In voting
before papor was known.
Athens set a high price on her citlzen
thlp after the great principle of popular
epresentation was adopted. Citizen
who did not come out and vote were
lned. The Syracusans used at one time
live-leaves for ballots. Borne, at an
jarly day after democracy was lntro
luced, borrowed the ballot-box system
f the Creeks, but never took kindly to
t The Australian system of to-day 1
i revival of tbe practice in Rome two
ihousand years ago. The voting classl:
wtinn In Orooce In olden times waa
both social and territorial not unlike
;he arrangement in this country in
Presidential elections. Many of the
vnclent systems of voting were corrupt
d by extravagant favoritism, and brlb
try was not uncommon.
Probably the most extraordinary sys
m of voting was in Hungary, where
ihe ballot-boxes were immense casKS,
ind the ballot-pole from four to ix
leetlong, which the citizen carried and
lepositcd for his favorite candidate with
peculiar pride. This form of ballot
i,hi he ooDular In Ireland,
there Its handy use as a weapon would
ie appreciated. -N. Y. .limes.
Tt,i. imnissioned orator who ex-
dalmed, "I smell a rat; I'll nip him In
lie bud," has been rainy ouwouo u,
ie esteemed Journal, which says: "Th
low, measured tread of justice dawns.
-Helena (Mon.) Independent
The Accumulation of Tat.
Growing fat seems to be s coMtltu
4onaland hereditary affair, and tode
nd very little on one' own personal
lablts, or the amount that one eats and
rin Although at hU death Daniel
Umbert weighed more than seven hun
d pounds, and was not quite six feet
ll-bis vast bulk never, however.
Mining to incommode bim-yet when
Z w X ov.r four hundred he walked
"distance, with less fatigue than
J endured by hi. companions who
'eiehed comparatively nothing, and nn
" shortly before bis death he wasacUve
i'neUexerclses. U.wW
ime in bed, sleeping less than eight
ame in . M, BOder-
rrte ter and dr;Jni only water, and
l in SPI of .11 thU. he -ert on a
lulating adipose ,! a way that leU
KfSido
thsCsar. P""-
A SAILOR'S ADVENTURES.
Wracked el Hm mm Mlraculoiulj Saved
from the Shark.
A remarkable story of the tea come
from 8t Male, the narrator being aa
ancient mariner naured Beach, who
painful experience! In a email boat on
the ocean ought to be a warrant for tbe
truth of his tale, ltauche had signed
article with the captain of a vessel
sailed tho Mathilda. Is which he sailed
to Martinique. While In the harbor of
St Pierre In a boat with the cabin boy
one day ho wa drivep oceanward by a
gale of wind and waa knocked about for
a week on the wave before he wa res
oued by a Norwegian baric
After tbe first night at so Bauobe
says that the cabin boy became partly
dollrous, water wa tilling the boat every
Instant and In order to prevent the dy
ing lad from being drowned In t the old
tailor made palls ot tbe legs of bis pant
aloons and was tbu enabled to keep the
bottom of the little craft tolerably dry.
lie bad alto to deprive himself of bis
ihlrt, which he utilized a a flag of dis
tress. On tbe third day the cabin boy
died, and hardly wa the breath out of
bi body bofore seven or eight ferocious
block (hark began to clrole round the
boat which tboy sometime almost
touched. Rather than deliver np the
dead body to the monster of the deep
Bauobe kept It until It became decom
posed. Being afraid of Illness, he at length
threw It overboard, after having aald
his prayers over It and the prey waa
speedily seized by the sharks, who dis
appeared with It and did not show up
again tor about twenty-four hours or so.
Bauch now folt so utterly miserable
that he was thinking ot throwing him
self overboard, when he was dissuaded
from hla Intention by the reappearance
of the sharks, who, after eyeing him
ravenously for some time, actually be
gan to gambol before blm, as if In an
ticipation of a good feed off bi body.
"I did not want to be eaten alive," re
marked Bauohe, in hi narration of hi
perilous adventures, "so I remained
where I was and waited assistance." On
the seventh day the aallor lost con
sciousness, fell down In the boat and
was rescued In an Insensible condition
by Captain Paderson, of the Wladlmlr.
In his mouth the Norwegian sailors
found what they first thought was an
old quid of tobacco, but which proved
to be part of the horn handle of his
knife, which Bauche was crunching to
itave off hungor when he became uncon
scious. The rescued sailor, after hav
ing been taken to New Orleans, ob
tained a passage home to lit Malo.
Only the other daf he went down to the
port to moot bi old shipmates ot the
Matblldo, who had been wrecked off tbe
coast of Newfoundland, whither they
bad made another voyage since Bauohe
ilsappeared at Martinique. Tbe qrew
of the Mathilde bad been rescued off
the bank of Labrador by an Engliah
vessel. They had long, ot course, given
up Bauche and the cabin boy a lost in
mldocean, and great was their surprise
when they beheld the former la the
flesh, and as bale and hearty as if he
bed nover been without food on the
deep for full seven days in anoper boat,
and In perilous contiguity to the teeth
of the tigers of the oooan. Paris Letter.
WHY BOOKS FAIL.
It Ie Because the People Who Wrote
Them Have Nothlnf Orltinal to Bay.
The reason why so many books fall Is
because tho people who wrote thorn
have nothing original to say, or what
they suy Is said badly. Another reason
Is that fow of those who can write know
any thing. Thoy have no Invention.
They do not see with tholr own eyes,
but with other people's eyes. They
write books about other peoplo' books
snd have little of their own to toll us.
Chamfort gives another Idea of author
ship: "What makes tbe success of
numerous works," he says, "is the affin
ity between the mediocrity of tbe ideas
of the author and the mediocrity ot the
ideas ot the public"
When an author has composed a work,
be necessarily takes an interest In it
Every writer of books, says Shelley,
likes to breech his bantlings. He may
have spent many years upon It nd
probably foiuis an exoossive estimate of
hs value. He Is under the Impression
that most reodorsof books will desire to
possess it Lacklngton, tbe booksellor,
tells the story ot a gentleman who,
not being able to find a purchaser for
bis manuscript, resolved to publish It
at his own expense. The publisher de
sired to know how many ooples should
be printed. The gentleman began to
compute how many tamllie there were
In Great Britain, and assured tbe pub
lisher that every family would at least
purchase one copy. He was of opinion
that at the lowest 80,000 cople only
might be printed of the first edition.
The publisher prevailed upon him,
much to his dlsguBt to print only 1,250
Instead of 60,000. The result.wa that
only 100 copies were old, not even
enough to pay for the advertisements,
and the author departed, railing at tbe
stupidity of publisher, booksoller and
public.
Book-writing is quite as mach a spec
ulation on tho one band as book-selling
Is on the other. Only a small number of
the books pubrished pay their expenses,
.or? ii,w nf tbem reach a second
edition. "Every year," aays De Quln
cey, "buries Its own literature." When
an author write for money, be goes to
tbe publisher and endeavors to sell him
the manuscript for as much as be can
gat He may get too little, or be may
get too much. Tbe publisher takes tbe
risk, snd Incurs the expense of printing,
birdlng and advertising. If the book
sells and the sutbor thinks he has go
too little, he proclaims that be has been
out-wltted or defrauded. But if the
book does not sell, It never enters tbe
sutbor head to refund the copy money
or return the amount of los to the
publisher. Both have run tbe risks of
the speculation, and both must be con
tent to abide the lssue.-Murray s Mag
azln. A writer, in answer to the question.
"Are more shoe worn ont In wet than
in dry weatherT' says there are more
actually worn out . particularly at the
bottoms, when the walking Is fine; but
tbe destruction of shoe. 1 at least
twenty-five per cent greater during
wet spells. In tbe former ease the shoe
have not the protection of the rubber,
snd they grind out rapidly; bat then
again, in stormy seasons, hundreds of
pairs of shoes are caught in drenching
rain without overshoes, snd they are
more Injured then than would be In s
month ot walking In dry weather. A
long walk in a thoroughly soaked shoe
causes It Irreparable damage. The train
ing motions of tbe foot la thl oft dim
wreak damage that could never be pos
sible in tbe -ame shoe when dry. Kvee
in soles of shoe worn mach la the wet
especially those of tbe poorer grades,
have tbeir term of ufuIneeonaldera
Wt eurUilexL-Trov IN. T. Tin.ee.
AMOTUKK DRIOUUT SPEAKS.
Mar h 24, lrUO.
AfunuVfurer of T It Grtat Sierrn Kid
ney and Livtr Cure.
Gk.nti.xmen; I notice a great Incrvav
In tlie fate of your remedy, and Judtte
that by th repeated calls for it that It
gives en; Ire and complete aatUfactlon to
th parties usl g It It it ths bt telling
Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle In
s'ock. Respectfully youra,
John Wk. Salter,
2ii5 Mlulnn street corner of Twenty-first,
San Francisco, CaL
It Ii ull.ethrr wren- anl ImpfpT, bnlilre
teluf Impolite, for auv on Imp. at of the iIik--tor'i
mvaiit a Ike valet ol UieiLadowoI death.
A HACNTED BOISE.
Tbli bolr of oara hat been llkeued to a 'ene
meut. lloltiohai a hauutoi apartment-the
lomaeb. tieur d by th eldrlrh sprite, djt-p-ila,
dldnllim diet and rvtuM-tto reiuru. What
i au tin-ak the ! II, what e u ruin' Hi uau laid
upon the unhappy nrgnu-t We Slower uiihe.l
lathiRly, lluttetter'i Ht' lunch HItten, aud wa
are warn ted lu the rvaponae by the recorded
testimony ol myrladi, eoverliu a period of over
a third ol a c iitury. A cotirae ul the lllilen.
begun In any itaire of tbe atulctlon aud periUt
emit followed, will tenoluale In ram -Hwll've,
not part.al. Ihe bitten rv-toret ti.ue lo the t p-iK-itric
nerve, renew aud pnrlflea tbe )ul('
exudlnK from the cllular tlwue that aet upon
the food dlneatlvely, expela bile Irom the atom
aeh ami the blood, and promote! a regular hahlt
of body. Ualarla, kidney coinplalul, nervoaa
neai, rhctiuietltm aud ue raujla give way to
lb ii medlclue.
A Loulivllle paper apeaki of a"whUky plant."
Thlt Ii the plant that produces rum bloaiooii
ou the human (ace,
8ELF-PKA1SE.
Self praise I no recommendation, but
there are time when one must permit a
person to tell the truth about blnisilf.
When what he say la supported by the
testimony of other no reaoiiable man
will doubt his wod. Now, to say that
Allcoc'k's l'oitot's Plahtkbs are I he only
Kenulne and reliable porous plasteia made
Is uot eelf-pralse in the allhlest d tte,
Thev have etood the text for over lliiriv
veara. and in proof of their merits it ia
on'y necesvrv to call attention to the cures
Ibey have eneciea ana to ute voluntary
tvHtimonials of those who have ued them.
Beware of Imitations, and do not be de
ceived Ivy iniitreproaentalion. Aak for
Ali.cook s, and lt no sol e tat Ion or ex
tdsnallon Induce you to accept a substi
tute. Allcock s Corn and BrwtoN Miields
effe t quick and cerUiu rellif.
If a vbodv who li"one of m" hai not yet
been suited "Where an you going thla maimer""
that penon will pleaie ilgnlly by riilur.
For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc.,
effective relief la found In the ue of
"Brmcn't Hronchial Troche, bold only
in boxes. Weenie.
1..UY.M. fir. a,,.., I Mnn. l,a.r.t What
do yoa want? Buinlclona ch-ractcr (tbouht
fully) I danno; what yer golf
CBB tUKK rOB riLBft,
Bare care twuiuu, uievuiua; wu , w.u iur , n.
One box has cared the womt raaee of ten yean'
Handing. No one ueed inlTer ten mltvitee after
aalng Klrk'i Herman Pile Ointment It abiorbi
tumun, allay the lU'hlng, acta aa a poultice,
gives relief. Dr. Klrk i Uerman File Ointment
Is prepared only (or Plkei aud lu lling ol the
private parti, aud nothing else. Every box li
arartanted
Hold by DraggliU and seut by mall on receipt
of price, f 1.00 per box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole-
.-1. I .. , U.n VMnnlMA
SOME OF TflE TRUTHS PEOPLE
SHOULD BEAD.
Seattle, February 16, 181)0.
J. Eugene Jordan, M. D.
Doctor, nu little daughter 7 year old
waa taken with scarle' fever; was sick two
days before I went for a docb r. He came
and told me he had scarlet fever and was
a very sit k child, and seemed to feel quite
concerned about her. I g t the medicine
he Drescrlbed. and went to GoKRinjre and
got M. 00. U. of your medlclue, and stayed
by her night and day: gave It every tirteen
minutes. .By the way, I told the doctor
not to come until I sent for him. He asked
me if I knew what a dangerous disease it
was. I told blm I could come for him II
needed. My mother baa bad ronslderab'e
experience with scarlet fever, and she was
the most frightened woman you ever aw,
but I had confidence In your treatment
From the first hour she took It ah began
to get better; In twelve hours ber water
commenced to lticn axe, and from the first
dose she began to recover and never
topped.
I had mv little boy 4 year old take a lit
tle cccaaloially; In about I wo week a
little of the rash came out on blm, and
that ended the whole thing.
Mo her aay my little girl's rapid recov
ery Is the greatest case she ever knew In
all her experience.
I gave her just f 8 worth of your treat
ment A. Ii. Pratt. Sacramanto, CaL
Dr. Jordan's oftVe is at the residence of
x-Mavor Tester. Third and James, Seat
tle. Consultation and prescription abso
lutely free. Bend for Ire DooE explaining
the Mitogenetic system.
CACTioi.-The Illatogenetle Medicines
are sold In but one acrencv In each town.
The label around tbe bottle bears the fol
lowing inscription: ,,Dr. J. Eugene Jot
dan' HI-toRenetlc Medicine." Every otlier
device Is a fraud.
Creates
An Appetite
There la nothing for which w recommend
Boo '(gartapvlllawltbfreatereonndeneetban
forloNof appetite, Indigestion, sick headache
and other troubles of dyipeptie oatar. In tbe
moat natural war tbla medicine gently tones Ibe
atimeeb, asalats digestion and make one feel
"real batury." Ladles In dellcat health, e
very dainty and particular at m-eJi, alter taking
Hood'i Banaparllla a lew ayi, And tbemaelvei
longing for and eating tbe p'alnest food with
anexpected tellib and aetlifartlon. Try It
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Sold by all dragglit-,11: six for !. Prepared
only by C. L EOOP A CO.. Lowell, Maa.
IOO Doses One Dollar
BEECH Af.VS FILLS
ACT X.IKS WAOIO
OIAVEAXSTG'JACH.
25 Cents a Dox.
Of ALL DHUCCISTS.
Brownlow That'i a itnart boy yea bare.
Michigan Father (proudly) MchniarIT I vould
lay he vail He vaa born In Mllw.uk"e, and he
peak! Kugllab 'm.i-t no veil aa Uerman already.
TURKIC TEAKS AGO.
A I ong Llat or 1'enple Cared by Itr, llar
rln In (allfoiBla Thro Veara Ago.
Tbue Showing the Permanency of the
llectrle lures.
Mr. II. F. Halley, B nli la, Cal. Total
d afne-a notieeer twelve earn, cauat d
l.y catarrh .1 troubles; cured la t May aud
reiii"lii-periiiai.eiiL
Mrs. K.. Ifcawi.rte, Freano, Cel. Cured
Iwoyiariag iuf female weaknoa. (nllliiM
ot t'te womuaiid change of life; al.olivtr
and kitlnev OiiinpUint.
Mr-, K. K. Mi'Kl.i'cy, 18 l7 Polk street,
Silt Frenclaco-IX'afueaa two yean; cured
lu ten minutes.
J. 11. Z el (el, tO Hayea atreet, San Frau-cleco-t'afciirlial
oValnc-ut fourteen yeaia
In one ear, and total drafuaa In the other,
caused by para Vila ot lb drum and aud
itor nene; both cured.
Charles HoKera, H Orov street, San
Francisco DUctia' ge of ihe ear, deafue
antl nolnea In Hie cur sine- 0 mouths old;
perfectly cured three veara an.
William lleln'. lrl. til Dale place, off
Golden G.tle avenue, bet ween Ilyde and
Leavenworth afreets, San Krnclco
Dmp.y, heart dWca-e and Inflammatory
rlieutiintitu, liinlwNWOlletitoan enormous
alge, life rieapalmt of; cured In on month.
Misa T. M. J icqiieuiln, telegraph op
erator at llerki ley, Alameda County, C.il.
Troiiblehonie (IUcliarne of the raraseveu
yer; cured.
William C'umnilnga, Jr., firm of Cum
mlnffV S ns, American Jewelers, W Kear
ny street, Man Franrlaro-rarai)sl of the
iiiii-clesof tlie a-ma and shoulders and
Kreat pain: eurt d.
Ue r Tlilslleton, editor of Patriotic
American, San Fraucl-co, tatlHe to Ihe
cure of Ma daii(liter of deafness and sore
ness of the ear an I side ot the head.
Ore. Uarrln's l'lace of Huilneae.
Dm. Pnrrln ran be consulted dally at the
Washington Imllillnir, corner Fotnth and
WanbinKlon stret'la, i'orlla' d.snd Harow
Catlin buildliig, IVoma. Wash. Hours,
10 to S; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundaye, lu to IX
All rhrouic dlaeaara, blood taiuta,
(rregularlliit lit women, loaa of
vital power and early Imliecrctlon perma
nently rit ed, though no rrlerencn- are
ever made In the tnH roncernliiK auch
rase, owing to Ih- dellraey nf thepetleuts,
Kxaiiiittalions free loall, and rlrruUr will
be sent free to any adilre.e. Cha'ires for
treatment accord In a to patient's ability to
pay. The poor treated free of chare from
1U to 11 dally. All private dlsea-ea court
dentially treated, and cures guaranteed.
1'atlniU at a ilUtanre ran be cured by
home Irvatn.eiit Medicines and letters
sent without the doctors' uatne appearing.
Th arerane aenaatlon newapaer article la
l'ke a pair ( tonga; a big head, aud all Ibe real
la extenuation.
Six S'meU Free will be sent bv Crasln
& Co , Philadelphia, I'a., to any on In the
United HtAtea or Canada, poatage paid,
upon receipt of 'S Dohuliia' Klcctrlooap
wraptiera. re llat of novel on circular
around each bar. Soap for sale by all
grocers.
The American eountlron of ev dtition
has sailed from Uihraltar for Rio Ja
neiro. fo ear RlllonaniMi. ftlrt Tleediche Comilrwloa
i wpriw. u,vr vuniuinia, utaa ina aai
and aerials raniady, BMlTli'S
BILE BEANS
naathaBUlM OfVSfiA tia.i. a. a. -a.-
i -wi'iw cainiiiirinu (v IUIIW UOinR HI inf DOfa
tw. Tliy art tlit most nmvunltni: suit ail uaa.
l-.tAan .til... ai.. II. . a.
KISSING Hi!', J,.7: .V.L.rtf
, . w, 1U, m
sou tooppen or aiauiua).
$ ' Mrrn aco.,
Makaraef 'HllaReaiu. Ht. Loots Mo.
JHE SMOKER .
Will have ro other Jobacco
Who orce tries
SELi OF J0RTi CAJWUNyT
Plug Cut.
JK13 is the secret of its
Immense sale.
Vvcurda.
'bdthdht puts at
fctcdfrczy With
TctvIDolviS'
ful jn juXTancVVaf4r
you'll AfcT relief at
ones, and a
Cure t
aftox fallfu use or
ihis ramcdy.
(bre'fhroat
jJ)ii ht 6 rfa
Hro5t'3ite.
The riUtil Midlclnt Im iki WttU U frlf
III. ISA ' I Htl-lPMlVft
CELEBRATED EYE-WATER,
Thin arm U a carefully irl ytx i alt bui a Be
arrii.tUA, and ha i m la ona.taul for avlt
emtury. Itier am few dl-eaaea as wnte .ankln4
ara nlwt awra dl.trwlnc laaa aura ay, and
eon, pertiaiai. (or wulca um reinertiea h r
lrtl wlllmiilaueceai. aoe aUeilenial llftamanatk
of Uwetea It M aa Infallibi trumi. It Ih dlree
tfrna ar (olkwl It oil! rr (all. We parllealarly
lail lh alt-al-oa of Llivia.-laoa in Ita merll. f'if
aalehyall'IruKl. JollM L TlloaPsuX, IOS
A CO. laov. I. CatabUaaed lJ.
$75.-to$250.52 iV-t
erfarrad who aa faralab a aora n r ihlehl
UibilMi'liBMa apara a"aa aai ha m'Ahly
afai4T.4 a trm -raii-a la v m an M.
k , JoUfl au.1 A CO. Ma aUia Si., fciawat, V,
s 4. mr
UK KI.KUANT fACKAtil Ot flMI
CARII.
(ncludliiff 1 rare uuleltlaW. ha an
irllitio Imported oleapTic aud chr
natloc.nla. Tlila larxe and Ixiautiful eel
tectlon sent by mall to any one who will
in this: Huy a bos of ihe itcuiilue Dr. O.
McLane's t'e'ebrated Liver I'illa fnuu an)
IruKKUt, price reitla, aud mail ua tlie
lutaldtf wiaper with youraddmia, plain
V written, aud 4 rent In stamp. The
em ii I n Melius' 1'IIU are prepared out)
y r lemiuK Hro., IIIUliurKh, i'a., and
have been lu constant ue fr over sixty
rear. They are iirior to all others in
uritv and eiriHtlvein aa. A certain core
for Indlireetlon and alck head lie. Ail
dreaa, Flejiilng Uros., I'ltthNruh, I'a.
Oldea Slater (who ha haen latllm ol the tin-
niorlailty ul the anuli Hut roil ku.,.d. ar. It la
only ih ho,i that Uiey tmr? till Why, what
txx-otuea n the headf
Rich I (raitratitt Ariel are the etnreaatom ol
tboe wboaiuuk "lauilll a Punch ' le l.'lgar.
I.yln la wicked: but I auk.gooduvMt It Ii
uol aiilaablonable.
Beware of Imltatlnnilit the celebrated Seal of
North Carolina I' lag Cut Tobaevo.
Groom-" Hhall I rtih hli leaa off. ilrT" " No.
you bad belter have tbein ou."
I'l uwdrr Oreceia Hleed Pnrlflar ia
Ihe beat remeiljr lor that d cad diacaav. da
ia. for It regulate tbe lyuphallo ijateia aud
bad Mervtloua
Tnv Okhmka for breakfaat
IIM0RS.
r UtSk'iv
Qiticura
HUMOUS OF TIIK Bl.tHlD, MKI!( ASP
ai'a n, whether llchlii, liurului. bleed us,
at air, cnuled, pimply, hlotc y r coptH-r- ol
oped, with loaa ol lialr.ellher aluiplo. acroliiloui,
hereditary or eontanloua, are iperxllly. perma
nently, e-'onoieleally and Infallibly cm I by
Ihet irici ai IttManita.eoniiatlu .of t'UTHTa t.
the great akin cure, Ci'tn t'iA Soar. an enialalte
akin purlfler aud beantiller, and ( I TU I'a Ka
aoLviNV, Ih new blood purifier and areateal ol
bitinor reniedli-s, when the heat phyaleiam aud
a loiherremedlia lall. T la la airuua laiiKuaite,
but true, i irn'rai Itiastiiaa at Ih ouly lu
(allllile blood purinera.
Hold everywhere. Price. CliTtiTA. 60ct Por.
'26e! Kkkolvknt, 11. urearetl by Cotter lirug
ami t'heaileal INrMirallou, Hoatou
neuu tor " How to I ure Mill lUM-aaea.--
" 1'lmi lea, blai kheaiii, cliaH d aud oily '!
- akin j revented hy l't'Tli't'S So ir. ajl
U Hai kai-he, kidney paiua, w.-ak ea, and
t rheninallain relU v-d u one minute by tbe
Jy 'fruits Asti I'tta l'LATa. 'iAo.
ALL Allitltr MaiVOlHNKHM.
Aa laaldlaaa Plaeaa Which Dew ray a lla
Tbwaaaeda.
Nervotiances, or nervjii weakness, is a
disease of cinnpamlivcly nnxlem Rrowlli.
It loves a brilliant murk, and the best and
brightest men and women of our Innd he
roine its prey, There are many cnuM-t
which bring It nn overwork, worry, Im
proper food, c-ixeiire, ovrr-inilultreiue in
ulinholio beveniKie or tobacco, and xcea
es of diflorvnt klmls.
NolliitiK preiuni more pitialil sight
limn a person iinerinj from serious ncr
voiih proatrslioil. TliniindUHHmieswak
ninl forgetful; the put lent cannot sleep,
an 1 tliuiti aro turriblo puins in the head,
reelings of ilcKnh ney or de))rewioii are
over pnwenl ; there is a restlessness of the
even, and a iliinelliiiition to meet people:
ids features heoume pulii, careworn, iiml
Inwiril; lliu iiiuselee weak and llahhr,
iiml there is a general sense of being imill
lor nnvtliitik-
Sou'wof our most diitinqiilnlied people
lunu Inwl this awl'iil roiul wlilidt ends in
imnilvris, npnpleiy, piirusiii, Ittsiinlty,
Vntli. Ilippily a rure litis at last been
liaoivtrotl for this fearful disca. An
emineiit medicnt gentleman, professor In
ll.irtinoiilli t'ollcffiv bus iniulo a illseovery
wlileli will hritur InppineM In tunny a
heart. It Is rolled I'liine.' Celery Com
M)iiinl, tiii.l ia nature's own rextnnillve for
wenkeneil nervous power. Under It In
vi;orutiiig nud lietilili-givinir aclinn, lite
mind will soon repiin Its vigort lite eye
will s pirkle as of old, tit muscle become
linn, the nerves I'roug, the blood will pill
al mpiilly mid atemlily, and the tide of
lenllli will come back :rtiin.
This reliiihle prepnrttlion c rentes nn ap
;i.iiilo. gives sound ale.-p and a yet Is the
only known rmoily for nervmi iliscnsew.
If your head aches or ynit find worn, do
not d"liiy tlto useof g 1 a la Irutslresgthetier.
OF CORSETS HUE
That we have sucared the blgeeat ronalrnmenl
of CurnU ever oirered by any at ore on th t.'oaat
Irom on" of the iargea faetorh In Ihe world,
and one ol the moat xr.iilar To lurther Intro
duce tbelr merita everywhere Uiey n ake ua ape
elal tniina. W offer, by mall, porta- paid, a
reKUlarlnr"-at for (1.09; a 111 t'or.ct (or S'.'
iila: agf OS fltwablotornet Mioenta; a rcg
alar$l 'L dies' Veal, 7eenll abor are ilva-
1S to HO. C(,loia drab, grey or ecru. Mlaaei'7N
rent Walata, Is to JA, fur M oenta Tbe re aim for
Dili la the maken believe yoawlll alwava nae
tbla Corai-I If you try one In H'orti-j;. firirlng
vrfuHday uiovei for meu we lean all othera
Have cloaed out an entire factory at eoceuti ou
the dollar, and orr.-r them irom sh cenu up.
Kverr kind and price: tell what work yo do,
rive line and orlee, and we guarantee to anil
Mailed free. Addrvaa Minllh'e raala Slre,
i ireni i reel, nun iraariari a
ay Ptoe'i Cwra tor (Vm
uuytlun laTHSDSHT
Inr aepiag Iha vole
dear. Vaaula,
PATENTS "SSaS
H. p. n v 4o. p w. n. Nn.417
ALWAYS IN
i Tv'U
CM
w.tr.
r
I 'At'
If you want a firet-claei matbine, do not purchase until you have
looked up the record of the "Advakce," s it ia the only machine in the
market that will give absolute eatiifaction. Bt-nd for depcriptive cata
logue to
Z. T. Vright, General Agent,
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon.
Alao dealer in General Machinery and Supplies,
Pai
r Ann
PROMPTLY CURED OY
Carllle, I'a , February 11 1WS.
T wu hurt lu the left hip ami tried ae-
eral phyalilana without iihialuiug relief I An
lhau a ball buttl of dt Jur.,1 oil curol in.
JuilN U.BHt.Arhll.
Fabcfs Golden Femala Pills..
For Fernal Irregnlar
Itlaa: uolliiii(llkttieea
oa the tnarket. Hnr
oil MacceaaluUyuaed
ly promloaDt la-llae
mootiily. Uuaraatead
to relieve auppraaaed
Daaatrualloa.
tUREI IAFEI CERTAWI
Prm't be hamhnread.
Bar Tim. Haalth,
and mosey ;tak aooia
r. Sent to any tddrta,
tawur by mall ea re
0itioipne,i.iM.
Addreaa.
THE iPHRQ IEDIC11E COIPINT.
Western Branch, BaI7, I"0ILAD. OS
Sold by Wiiooa Dai' Co., rortlaad, Or.
I Bea-eelb and rally .
don Hl( ii aa Iha on If
apaeiSc rortherlaiacur
of tli la dlaeaae.
U, U.IMIKAIIAM.M. D..
Alualenlaui, N Y.
Wa have aold in O for
many yare, and .1 baa
mmmUXrmi"" "
A K.I
'1.00,
. VL DTCTTF i rO.,
Ceicaao. IIL
.00. Sold by I)ruf lata,
eHICH(Ttn INQLISM
PENNYROYAL PILLS
Ml iU""""'Cii-i-i -iirwi" y
I flf Saaareva -Malrrffrlla, 4. V
I I., 2m 't-''-l w imuuiiii aM.iMi.la a-S
vsa D "ll'llaf e I !," aa Uutr. t, ralana
1 n Mall. !
Nr UlcaaawlbM'lla.lakaa-l'allra
TAKE IT
.pruMDCFi's.
OnECQN Blood PumriEii
VKIONfY 4 LIVER DISfASCS. DYSITPSIA.
ii PiMPlisao'CritssNDwe ursrAsts.
If (TV! c-cunui .j vwie-in.J-'
. -w uraniniira. rni ururcc
Waaai.7a i
Hi. Best Typewriter.
Rend for Calalotw.
WiLtv B. Allen & Co.
) Oeaeral Agenta,
. . ' . ' ' a,, i..ti...j ra.
OILinnni, a mt.4'M.ahlr. Ho.
slab ruaos; Harriett Urfana. Band InatramMia,
lavrteal tawok ot Hheet Uualoaod Hooka Hand
Kipplled at KaaUra tMoe. MATTHIAS
6 RAT. CO. M feat treat, Haa Ihraaelao.
Ask llim! Who?
. JOKES OF BIKGH4UT0.1,
BINGHAMTON, N. Y.
What? Why on Scalos.
" He Pays the Freight."
1 CURE FITS!
Whra 1 aay enra 1 doa.it maan wienly to etno than
for atliMaudtlu-abara tliein Wurn attain, lai'-m a
Cill4lin, I ha-a mad,. I Ii diiwiaaa ot FITS, r.l'Uf
I'hV s rAf.MNU MlltKNknMalKo-loiifajiiil'. 1
arrant ail rm,l toetire 111. .oral eaaea. Iti-ruuea
aflHira bar failed w on raaaon fur B4 aJWraeai,iii
tut. rMnil al once dw a Iraat
laaanq a rt
il-i l.
p( nif ratallililp renwdy, (lira Kipemaaod Piialll" r
U. Wa liOOT.iU. C-alttU l Ul . ttOW M
THI 0EXAT 0TIELAXD B0UTX1
Northern Pacific
ItAIL.110.tYE,
Th OVLY LINE Ttnnnlnf rullman ralaos
Uepln "ar. Mairiiiiieeut llay Coacbea,
sua Klrxant EmlKrant Hlneplntl
Cars (with berth (ru(
cluarge)
rnOM WABHf NOTOM AND OREGON
1D1N I'd TO TIIK KAbT VU
St. Paul and Minneapolis.
rrauactinllnen al Uue
Ituuuiiiat
PALACE
DINING CARS.
TbeOulf
Mcals75c
raatest Time Kver Hade freaw the
t'eeat ever Ihe
NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R.
Biorx city, " "ouncil riLurra,
XT. JlWKI'll. ATC1IIHON.
I.KAVKSWOnTU, KANHAtiUTY,
lllj'III.INHTON, Vil'INCV.
bT. LOU IB, Clllt'AUO,
And all poUit throKhout Ibe Kaat and South
eaat, via UL 1'aul aud AliuuvapuUa,
Till O.NLV UNI BUSK-NO
Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars
KMTIIll LENGTH OF KUAIX
And hauled on reunlar Kp ana Tralm over tbe
kuUr Ixuk'Ii of the N'orUiure
faclllo llalli-oad.
A. D. C HA RLE TON.
Aealatant General l'ener Agent,
No. 131 First $t., Cor Washington,
FOIlTI.ANIi OUKQON.
PANTS MADEtoORDER,
$0, 80, 87, 88.
Kfen'sSuits ia 0rder.$25to$40.
Fit Guaranteed.
Send 4 cenla In ataaipa f..r lample and rale
lor K'lf meamrement You ran lava bis money
by d-aUiif wltb me. Ballilaettou luarauleid.
ARTHUR KOHN,
Clothier, Hatter and Tailor,
onaaia or
Second and Morrlaon Rta., Portland, Or.
(Mention tbli paper
THE LEAD,
THE QDill
THRESHERS,
Engines, Horse Powers, Self-Fecders and
Stravstacters.
-aa aawr w m
' y - Haywood, Kani.,
It-WI nrnn1? Ium'-tlwo',Vlear
Z LlVJUly,! with dn in my Mile;
J 1 f y af dnctori fal ol m help
W I 111 nie-.bU Jili-i.lOilcilr.J
fll me; no reiuru of iin,
VXL ., I.EJ1410N, V. il.
aw vcaeaale'v, 1
t . y VO I baVS. 1
M aaea4jll
Pl MMaalfkytka
l'JriMteWOa
taa-iaSTUir;
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