FIRESIDE FRAGMENTS, Lemon Juice and U wilt take ipot Mran rut from Itnen. which rould U kit la the .unto bleach. !,UjI11 Hplnach: Pick end waah t k of plnaen, put In a pot without ,utr,pfnkl,wllh nl ,Bt 60011 r.l n hour. Heaaun with pepper and lr teanpoonful of butter. Take up, t hot cream over, jarnUb the top Vlth ilk-M ' hard-boiled egg. -Ladle -live Mutllns: One oup ilftod ry , one cup white flour, one-fourth mjar, one-balf teaspoon .alt, twg Lispooni baking powder, one egfr, on J: D milk. Mix the dry injrredienl tborouifhlT; boat the egg, add the milk, ltir quickly into the dry mixture. Juke In hot gem pana twenty-flve mlo- 'IVorest Tuddlng: Make one quart of loft oustard, flaor with lemon and add 0oe wln glaful of aherry, dissolve two BMplag tea-iponnfuU of dedicated oo Mtnut and add to the cuatard; line I uvudUb with thla-elice of aponge pit, and when tbe ouatard la cool, turn It la.' Sprinkle cocoanut over the top Wil lerve cold. Hoton Herald. Cold flh and macaroni la an excel lent 7 t u88 UD coIJ bllo- lib. lik equal quantltlea of fish and maoa ronl. and one oup of tomato aauce, cook Bicaronl In aalted water, drain off hot vtterand pour oror cold,; prepare aauce the aamo aa given rlth egg tymbala, butUir a ahallow dish, pat layer of macaroni, then tomato sauce, then fish with pepper and salt, tbon macaroni and tomato nauoe, cover with cracker crurabt mil bake until juice bubble through tbttp.--The Home. A Salad of Uorrlnga: Take tw herring, and let them soak In milk tor ib hour or so to draw out tbe (alt, bom them, and flake the flesh; cut half i loiea cold boiled potatoes Into Mice nd a small teaspoon of finely minced onion. Tut those with the fish, mix all well togothor, and work lightly Into them a plain salad dressing of vinegar, oil, salt and popper. As this salad ibould be rather moist, add a little milk if too dry. Tbe dressing should bt added Just before the salad Is served. Fried Pork with Cream Gravy: Cut the pork In thin slices and freshen It by Hiking in either milk and or water, then wipo dry, roll It in flour, have ready a hot pan or spider and fry It, not loo fast, to a nice crisp brown. Take up the pork, drain off most of the grease and stir smoothly into it a spoonful ot ore of flour. When perfectly smooth add a teacupful of oream, or milk and ireim together, season to taste with tilt and pepper, and when well scalded, poor It ovor the pork, or, if preferred, lake It up In a tureen to serve with It Orange Judd Farmor. SOME VALUABLE HINTS. Sow Paint of All Kinds Should be Cleaned and Applied, The painter was rather averse to firing away the tricks of his trade, but tbe reporter as usual succeeded in get ting some information that will b'o ap preciated by belloversin home economy. Tbis particular man happened to be a veritable cyclopedia of knowledge per Uinlng to his trado. Ai It is getting along toward house cleaning time the ladios will want to know the best way to clean palntod sur faces, said the painter. Tbis work bould be done carefully in order to avoid damaging the paint. Use a flan aet rag dipped into warm soap suds, then into whiting. Do not use a strong alkali soap that will cut the paint, but electa milder variety. Hard rubbing b unnecessary. The same rule will ap ply to natural wood finish. I fit is a good job ot wood finishing tbe dirt will roll off easily. Tbero seems to be few people who kno that wall-paper can be cleaned so aicvly as to 1 x' as good as new, yet it b a fact One easy method is to rub the paper thoroughly with a piece of sett rye bread. That isn't a bad plan, but s bore effective one Is to saturate a piece of flannol in spirits of wine and rub tentlyover tbo paper. Either -method till absorb the dirt After tbo painter has been to work oa the house for a few days the windows ire found to be well covered with paint Iplashes. The best way to remove them bto rub with a stiff brush dipped In ttmphor and sand. Coal oil, bentlne or turpentine will do tho work satisfac torily if the paint has not become too try, and In that evont ammonia will do It It paint should happen to have iplashed upon clothing the spots should b saturated with turpentine and al lowed to stand for several hours, thon rubbed off. Alcohol or gasoline are bet ter for light-colored clothing. Most people who get themselves daubed with pint mako the mistake of rubbing It Into tbe cloth. Wlun a man wants to do a little Job f painting on his own hook, when ths ork is not Important enough torequirs regular painter, he should at any rate know how to do It right Boiled oil is tbe material for mixing; turpentine Is tbe thinner and Japan the dre To thin paint add a littlo liquid at "a time, - beat or stir it thoroughly before dlng more, and so on until the proper xmslstency is reached. Paint should dw.ys be applied in thin coats, and Mb successive coat should be thor w?bly dry before another la applied. Ce plenty of oil in mixing. It driel "oreilowly, but makes the paint elastic, longer, and prevents cracking. This i the season, too, when the swrtagD-owner wants his old vehicle to like a new one. The carriage painter takes It In charge and by the l-iek American method completes the ork and returns it to the owner in an credibly short space of time. Last tr the Tarnish spotted shortly after it out of the shop and the painter and varnish were of course condemned. u it was the fault of neither. When buPgy "pots it does not necessarily "te poor work or poor varnish. It caused by the ammonia In the atraos Wreorln the spot of mud and slush Jt hare splashed upon It To avoid double have the rehlcle washed l--'-Hy. never allow spots of mud to y "Poo It and. If possible, keep it out reah of the ammonia-laden atmos- of the tables. Chicago Tribune. AMONG THE SEALERS. ''"ting Account of Life om th Far Seal Island. " interesting to note the differ ' character crop out as the com nny gradually took npon itself civil and 8011,8 wer" naturally prudent w , saved a urplus; others would debt at the end of the year. In ' small proportion of their number, P" ten per cent, had invested ten or twelve hundred dollar 'be fur company; another ten per 1 rs alway In want; th remain- "ipentwoattheyrvea. 10ebst iuu auioit worker, received over four hundred dollar, each fo. could obtain . Urgt part of thnl, food from the resources, of th. Ll.rul without crat, and received their houaei furnished, rent free, their need, we ruT, Tl fur,lffn T In clothe and ftwnlon they lncnnea terj MturtlIti tie year before my coming aealinir Parties had brought to the Island eon- derable quantltlo. of ready-made clothing a an artl-.le of trade, and the nien aure comuxjuently firiy areMod; but only a small quantity of cloth suitable for iri)HWI hu4 taken, and the women had not begun to make their clothing In ,y retfuiir form. Hut In time, with some assl.t nce, their ready adaptability made them a very well-dressed people. Before Icame away tho wive of those who bad been avlng sent their measures to Sitka wUh orders for silk dresses for church wear, and the yoang men a t ayed them elves in broadcloth, wore gloves and well-blacked boots, and carried per fumed handkerchief. A my time was not fully taken np with my duties, and good fortune brought to me an abiding place of un usual size ter 8t Paul, I elzod the happy chance of making my house a meeting-place for tbe peoplo, and espeo UHy for the children. Later we fitted up s school-room, which we also made a place for aocial entertainment and kept the school opon eight months in th year. We were greatly assisted in our school duties by Illustrated books and paper sent to us; for so unvaried and barren was the scenory of the Island, which was all of the world these ohll iron bad ever seen, that It was well nigh Impossible for them to comprehend physical objects of tbe simplest nature. What a mountain might be was beyond their understanding, and the difficulty of explaining the appearance of a great forest to children who knew no vegeta ble growth larger than the purple lupin n their gentle slopes, was greater than ime can telL It was necessary, how ver, to exorciso the strlctostoensorshlp In our Illustrated lessons, as U was dlffl. salt for all to comprehend caricature even in Its simplest forms; even the most Impossible picture they believed represented facts. I found the people living in separate families, and, as far as I could oe, there was no more Immorality among them than would be found In any deeent civil ized community. The women wore modest In deportment the children bodient and respectful to their paronts, and the men always manifested a dis position to assist me In all my efforts. In character they were mild and gentle, with the expression of settled melancholy habitual to those races which have no amusements. In this respect, however, they changed greatly as opportunity developed the merriment latent In their nature. The children when first taught to speak did so In a terious way, and the utter absence of my thing like hearty laughter In a rroup of them always affected me itrangoly. It seemed as if their avenues f expression were closed to pleasure, and later, whon Uiey bad loarned the limple games I taught them, It was s great satisfaction to me to hear my rooms ring with theli merry voices. Captain Charles llryant, In Century. ANCIENT VOTING METHODS. Leaves Cued for Ballots More Than Two Thounand Yean Ago. Bofore tbe Nw York Acadomy of Anthropology In University place L. Benet, one. of the trustees, undertook to present the history of voting In the lormof a regulation paper, llis research, however, was too comprehensive and sxhaustive for one reading, and be waa jompclled, for lack of time, to defor the presentation ot the American branch of the subject His investigations wentback lo the fifth century before Christ when ;he Oreoks voted by ballot as the ex pression of the individual wllL Democ racy was comparatively unknown before the discovery and use of the ballot In indent times leaves were used for bal ots. They were rejected whon It was 'ound that they could be easily broken ind tampered with toseoure false counts. Black and white si-ones, small pieces ot )rass, and other convenient material were used by the pioneer In voting before papor was known. Athens set a high price on her citlzen thlp after the great principle of popular epresentation was adopted. Citizen who did not come out and vote were lned. The Syracusans used at one time live-leaves for ballots. Borne, at an jarly day after democracy was lntro luced, borrowed the ballot-box system f the Creeks, but never took kindly to t The Australian system of to-day 1 i revival of tbe practice in Rome two ihousand years ago. The voting classl: wtinn In Orooce In olden times waa both social and territorial not unlike ;he arrangement in this country in Presidential elections. Many of the vnclent systems of voting were corrupt d by extravagant favoritism, and brlb try was not uncommon. Probably the most extraordinary sys m of voting was in Hungary, where ihe ballot-boxes were immense casKS, ind the ballot-pole from four to ix leetlong, which the citizen carried and lepositcd for his favorite candidate with peculiar pride. This form of ballot i,hi he ooDular In Ireland, there Its handy use as a weapon would ie appreciated. -N. Y. .limes. Tt,i. imnissioned orator who ex- dalmed, "I smell a rat; I'll nip him In lie bud," has been rainy ouwouo u, ie esteemed Journal, which says: "Th low, measured tread of justice dawns. -Helena (Mon.) Independent The Accumulation of Tat. Growing fat seems to be s coMtltu 4onaland hereditary affair, and tode nd very little on one' own personal lablts, or the amount that one eats and rin Although at hU death Daniel Umbert weighed more than seven hun d pounds, and was not quite six feet ll-bis vast bulk never, however. Mining to incommode bim-yet when Z w X ov.r four hundred he walked "distance, with less fatigue than J endured by hi. companions who 'eiehed comparatively nothing, and nn " shortly before bis death he wasacUve i'neUexerclses. U.wW ime in bed, sleeping less than eight ame in . M, BOder- rrte ter and dr;Jni only water, and l in SPI of .11 thU. he -ert on a lulating adipose ,! a way that leU KfSido thsCsar. P""- A SAILOR'S ADVENTURES. Wracked el Hm mm Mlraculoiulj Saved from the Shark. A remarkable story of the tea come from 8t Male, the narrator being aa ancient mariner naured Beach, who painful experience! In a email boat on the ocean ought to be a warrant for tbe truth of his tale, ltauche had signed article with the captain of a vessel sailed tho Mathilda. Is which he sailed to Martinique. While In the harbor of St Pierre In a boat with the cabin boy one day ho wa drivep oceanward by a gale of wind and waa knocked about for a week on the wave before he wa res oued by a Norwegian baric After tbe first night at so Bauobe says that the cabin boy became partly dollrous, water wa tilling the boat every Instant and In order to prevent the dy ing lad from being drowned In t the old tailor made palls ot tbe legs of bis pant aloons and was tbu enabled to keep the bottom of the little craft tolerably dry. lie bad alto to deprive himself of bis ihlrt, which he utilized a a flag of dis tress. On tbe third day the cabin boy died, and hardly wa the breath out of bi body bofore seven or eight ferocious block (hark began to clrole round the boat which tboy sometime almost touched. Rather than deliver np the dead body to the monster of the deep Bauobe kept It until It became decom posed. Being afraid of Illness, he at length threw It overboard, after having aald his prayers over It and the prey waa speedily seized by the sharks, who dis appeared with It and did not show up again tor about twenty-four hours or so. Bauch now folt so utterly miserable that he was thinking ot throwing him self overboard, when he was dissuaded from hla Intention by the reappearance of the sharks, who, after eyeing him ravenously for some time, actually be gan to gambol before blm, as if In an ticipation of a good feed off bi body. "I did not want to be eaten alive," re marked Bauohe, in hi narration of hi perilous adventures, "so I remained where I was and waited assistance." On the seventh day the aallor lost con sciousness, fell down In the boat and was rescued In an Insensible condition by Captain Paderson, of the Wladlmlr. In his mouth the Norwegian sailors found what they first thought was an old quid of tobacco, but which proved to be part of the horn handle of his knife, which Bauche was crunching to itave off hungor when he became uncon scious. The rescued sailor, after hav ing been taken to New Orleans, ob tained a passage home to lit Malo. Only the other daf he went down to the port to moot bi old shipmates ot the Matblldo, who had been wrecked off tbe coast of Newfoundland, whither they bad made another voyage since Bauohe ilsappeared at Martinique. Tbe qrew of the Mathilde bad been rescued off the bank of Labrador by an Engliah vessel. They had long, ot course, given up Bauche and the cabin boy a lost in mldocean, and great was their surprise when they beheld the former la the flesh, and as bale and hearty as if he bed nover been without food on the deep for full seven days in anoper boat, and In perilous contiguity to the teeth of the tigers of the oooan. Paris Letter. WHY BOOKS FAIL. It Ie Because the People Who Wrote Them Have Nothlnf Orltinal to Bay. The reason why so many books fall Is because tho people who wrote thorn have nothing original to say, or what they suy Is said badly. Another reason Is that fow of those who can write know any thing. Thoy have no Invention. They do not see with tholr own eyes, but with other people's eyes. They write books about other peoplo' books snd have little of their own to toll us. Chamfort gives another Idea of author ship: "What makes tbe success of numerous works," he says, "is the affin ity between the mediocrity of tbe ideas of the author and the mediocrity ot the ideas ot the public" When an author has composed a work, be necessarily takes an interest In it Every writer of books, says Shelley, likes to breech his bantlings. He may have spent many years upon It nd probably foiuis an exoossive estimate of hs value. He Is under the Impression that most reodorsof books will desire to possess it Lacklngton, tbe booksellor, tells the story ot a gentleman who, not being able to find a purchaser for bis manuscript, resolved to publish It at his own expense. The publisher de sired to know how many ooples should be printed. The gentleman began to compute how many tamllie there were In Great Britain, and assured tbe pub lisher that every family would at least purchase one copy. He was of opinion that at the lowest 80,000 cople only might be printed of the first edition. The publisher prevailed upon him, much to his dlsguBt to print only 1,250 Instead of 60,000. The result.wa that only 100 copies were old, not even enough to pay for the advertisements, and the author departed, railing at tbe stupidity of publisher, booksoller and public. Book-writing is quite as mach a spec ulation on tho one band as book-selling Is on the other. Only a small number of the books pubrished pay their expenses, .or? ii,w nf tbem reach a second edition. "Every year," aays De Quln cey, "buries Its own literature." When an author write for money, be goes to tbe publisher and endeavors to sell him the manuscript for as much as be can gat He may get too little, or be may get too much. Tbe publisher takes tbe risk, snd Incurs the expense of printing, birdlng and advertising. If the book sells and the sutbor thinks he has go too little, he proclaims that be has been out-wltted or defrauded. But if the book does not sell, It never enters tbe sutbor head to refund the copy money or return the amount of los to the publisher. Both have run tbe risks of the speculation, and both must be con tent to abide the lssue.-Murray s Mag azln. A writer, in answer to the question. "Are more shoe worn ont In wet than in dry weatherT' says there are more actually worn out . particularly at the bottoms, when the walking Is fine; but tbe destruction of shoe. 1 at least twenty-five per cent greater during wet spells. In tbe former ease the shoe have not the protection of the rubber, snd they grind out rapidly; bat then again, in stormy seasons, hundreds of pairs of shoes are caught in drenching rain without overshoes, snd they are more Injured then than would be In s month ot walking In dry weather. A long walk in a thoroughly soaked shoe causes It Irreparable damage. The train ing motions of tbe foot la thl oft dim wreak damage that could never be pos sible in tbe -ame shoe when dry. Kvee in soles of shoe worn mach la the wet especially those of tbe poorer grades, have tbeir term of ufuIneeonaldera Wt eurUilexL-Trov IN. T. Tin.ee. AMOTUKK DRIOUUT SPEAKS. Mar h 24, lrUO. AfunuVfurer of T It Grtat Sierrn Kid ney and Livtr Cure. Gk.nti.xmen; I notice a great Incrvav In tlie fate of your remedy, and Judtte that by th repeated calls for it that It gives en; Ire and complete aatUfactlon to th parties usl g It It it ths bt telling Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle In s'ock. Respectfully youra, John Wk. Salter, 2ii5 Mlulnn street corner of Twenty-first, San Francisco, CaL It Ii ull.ethrr wren- anl ImpfpT, bnlilre teluf Impolite, for auv on Imp. at of the iIik--tor'i mvaiit a Ike valet ol UieiLadowoI death. A HACNTED BOISE. Tbli bolr of oara hat been llkeued to a 'ene meut. lloltiohai a hauutoi apartment-the lomaeb. tieur d by th eldrlrh sprite, djt-p-ila, dldnllim diet and rvtuM-tto reiuru. What i au tin-ak the ! II, what e u ruin' Hi uau laid upon the unhappy nrgnu-t We Slower uiihe.l lathiRly, lluttetter'i Ht' lunch HItten, aud wa are warn ted lu the rvaponae by the recorded testimony ol myrladi, eoverliu a period of over a third ol a c iitury. A cotirae ul the lllilen. begun In any itaire of tbe atulctlon aud periUt emit followed, will tenoluale In ram -Hwll've, not part.al. Ihe bitten rv-toret ti.ue lo the t p-iK-itric nerve, renew aud pnrlflea tbe )ul(' exudlnK from the cllular tlwue that aet upon the food dlneatlvely, expela bile Irom the atom aeh ami the blood, and promote! a regular hahlt of body. Ualarla, kidney coinplalul, nervoaa neai, rhctiuietltm aud ue raujla give way to lb ii medlclue. A Loulivllle paper apeaki of a"whUky plant." Thlt Ii the plant that produces rum bloaiooii ou the human (ace, 8ELF-PKA1SE. Self praise I no recommendation, but there are time when one must permit a person to tell the truth about blnisilf. When what he say la supported by the testimony of other no reaoiiable man will doubt his wod. Now, to say that Allcoc'k's l'oitot's Plahtkbs are I he only Kenulne and reliable porous plasteia made Is uot eelf-pralse in the allhlest d tte, Thev have etood the text for over lliiriv veara. and in proof of their merits it ia on'y necesvrv to call attention to the cures Ibey have eneciea ana to ute voluntary tvHtimonials of those who have ued them. Beware of Imitations, and do not be de ceived Ivy iniitreproaentalion. Aak for Ali.cook s, and lt no sol e tat Ion or ex tdsnallon Induce you to accept a substi tute. Allcock s Corn and BrwtoN Miields effe t quick and cerUiu rellif. If a vbodv who li"one of m" hai not yet been suited "Where an you going thla maimer"" that penon will pleaie ilgnlly by riilur. For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc., effective relief la found In the ue of "Brmcn't Hronchial Troche, bold only in boxes. Weenie. 1..UY.M. fir. a,,.., I Mnn. l,a.r.t What do yoa want? Buinlclona ch-ractcr (tbouht fully) I danno; what yer golf CBB tUKK rOB riLBft, Bare care twuiuu, uievuiua; wu , w.u iur , n. One box has cared the womt raaee of ten yean' Handing. No one ueed inlTer ten mltvitee after aalng Klrk'i Herman Pile Ointment It abiorbi tumun, allay the lU'hlng, acta aa a poultice, gives relief. Dr. Klrk i Uerman File Ointment Is prepared only (or Plkei aud lu lling ol the private parti, aud nothing else. Every box li arartanted Hold by DraggliU and seut by mall on receipt of price, f 1.00 per box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole- .-1. I .. , U.n VMnnlMA SOME OF TflE TRUTHS PEOPLE SHOULD BEAD. Seattle, February 16, 181)0. J. Eugene Jordan, M. D. Doctor, nu little daughter 7 year old waa taken with scarle' fever; was sick two days before I went for a docb r. He came and told me he had scarlet fever and was a very sit k child, and seemed to feel quite concerned about her. I g t the medicine he Drescrlbed. and went to GoKRinjre and got M. 00. U. of your medlclue, and stayed by her night and day: gave It every tirteen minutes. .By the way, I told the doctor not to come until I sent for him. He asked me if I knew what a dangerous disease it was. I told blm I could come for him II needed. My mother baa bad ronslderab'e experience with scarlet fever, and she was the most frightened woman you ever aw, but I had confidence In your treatment From the first hour she took It ah began to get better; In twelve hours ber water commenced to lticn axe, and from the first dose she began to recover and never topped. I had mv little boy 4 year old take a lit tle cccaaloially; In about I wo week a little of the rash came out on blm, and that ended the whole thing. Mo her aay my little girl's rapid recov ery Is the greatest case she ever knew In all her experience. I gave her just f 8 worth of your treat ment A. Ii. Pratt. Sacramanto, CaL Dr. Jordan's oftVe is at the residence of x-Mavor Tester. Third and James, Seat tle. Consultation and prescription abso lutely free. Bend for Ire DooE explaining the Mitogenetic system. CACTioi.-The Illatogenetle Medicines are sold In but one acrencv In each town. The label around tbe bottle bears the fol lowing inscription: ,,Dr. J. Eugene Jot dan' HI-toRenetlc Medicine." Every otlier device Is a fraud. Creates An Appetite There la nothing for which w recommend Boo '(gartapvlllawltbfreatereonndeneetban forloNof appetite, Indigestion, sick headache and other troubles of dyipeptie oatar. In tbe moat natural war tbla medicine gently tones Ibe atimeeb, asalats digestion and make one feel "real batury." Ladles In dellcat health, e very dainty and particular at m-eJi, alter taking Hood'i Banaparllla a lew ayi, And tbemaelvei longing for and eating tbe p'alnest food with anexpected tellib and aetlifartlon. Try It Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all dragglit-,11: six for !. Prepared only by C. L EOOP A CO.. Lowell, Maa. IOO Doses One Dollar BEECH Af.VS FILLS ACT X.IKS WAOIO OIAVEAXSTG'JACH. 25 Cents a Dox. Of ALL DHUCCISTS. Brownlow That'i a itnart boy yea bare. Michigan Father (proudly) MchniarIT I vould lay he vail He vaa born In Mllw.uk"e, and he peak! Kugllab 'm.i-t no veil aa Uerman already. TURKIC TEAKS AGO. A I ong Llat or 1'enple Cared by Itr, llar rln In (allfoiBla Thro Veara Ago. Tbue Showing the Permanency of the llectrle lures. Mr. II. F. Halley, B nli la, Cal. Total d afne-a notieeer twelve earn, cauat d l.y catarrh .1 troubles; cured la t May aud reiii"lii-periiiai.eiiL Mrs. K.. Ifcawi.rte, Freano, Cel. Cured Iwoyiariag iuf female weaknoa. (nllliiM ot t'te womuaiid change of life; al.olivtr and kitlnev OiiinpUint. Mr-, K. K. Mi'Kl.i'cy, 18 l7 Polk street, Silt Frenclaco-IX'afueaa two yean; cured lu ten minutes. J. 11. Z el (el, tO Hayea atreet, San Frau-cleco-t'afciirlial oValnc-ut fourteen yeaia In one ear, and total drafuaa In the other, caused by para Vila ot lb drum and aud itor nene; both cured. Charles HoKera, H Orov street, San Francisco DUctia' ge of ihe ear, deafue antl nolnea In Hie cur sine- 0 mouths old; perfectly cured three veara an. William lleln'. lrl. til Dale place, off Golden G.tle avenue, bet ween Ilyde and Leavenworth afreets, San Krnclco Dmp.y, heart dWca-e and Inflammatory rlieutiintitu, liinlwNWOlletitoan enormous alge, life rieapalmt of; cured In on month. Misa T. M. J icqiieuiln, telegraph op erator at llerki ley, Alameda County, C.il. Troiiblehonie (IUcliarne of the raraseveu yer; cured. William C'umnilnga, Jr., firm of Cum mlnffV S ns, American Jewelers, W Kear ny street, Man Franrlaro-rarai)sl of the iiiii-clesof tlie a-ma and shoulders and Kreat pain: eurt d. Ue r Tlilslleton, editor of Patriotic American, San Fraucl-co, tatlHe to Ihe cure of Ma daii(liter of deafness and sore ness of the ear an I side ot the head. Ore. Uarrln's l'lace of Huilneae. Dm. Pnrrln ran be consulted dally at the Washington Imllillnir, corner Fotnth and WanbinKlon stret'la, i'orlla' d.snd Harow Catlin buildliig, IVoma. Wash. Hours, 10 to S; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundaye, lu to IX All rhrouic dlaeaara, blood taiuta, (rregularlliit lit women, loaa of vital power and early Imliecrctlon perma nently rit ed, though no rrlerencn- are ever made In the tnH roncernliiK auch rase, owing to Ih- dellraey nf thepetleuts, Kxaiiiittalions free loall, and rlrruUr will be sent free to any adilre.e. Cha'ires for treatment accord In a to patient's ability to pay. The poor treated free of chare from 1U to 11 dally. All private dlsea-ea court dentially treated, and cures guaranteed. 1'atlniU at a ilUtanre ran be cured by home Irvatn.eiit Medicines and letters sent without the doctors' uatne appearing. Th arerane aenaatlon newapaer article la l'ke a pair ( tonga; a big head, aud all Ibe real la extenuation. Six S'meU Free will be sent bv Crasln & Co , Philadelphia, I'a., to any on In the United HtAtea or Canada, poatage paid, upon receipt of 'S Dohuliia' Klcctrlooap wraptiera. re llat of novel on circular around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. The American eountlron of ev dtition has sailed from Uihraltar for Rio Ja neiro. fo ear RlllonaniMi. ftlrt Tleediche Comilrwloa i wpriw. u,vr vuniuinia, utaa ina aai and aerials raniady, BMlTli'S BILE BEANS naathaBUlM OfVSfiA tia.i. a. a. -a.- i -wi'iw cainiiiirinu (v IUIIW UOinR HI inf DOfa tw. Tliy art tlit most nmvunltni: suit ail uaa. l-.tAan .til... ai.. II. . a. KISSING Hi!', J,.7: .V.L.rtf , . w, 1U, m sou tooppen or aiauiua). $ ' Mrrn aco., Makaraef 'HllaReaiu. Ht. Loots Mo. JHE SMOKER . Will have ro other Jobacco Who orce tries SELi OF J0RTi CAJWUNyT Plug Cut. JK13 is the secret of its Immense sale. Vvcurda. 'bdthdht puts at fctcdfrczy With TctvIDolviS' ful jn juXTancVVaf4r you'll AfcT relief at ones, and a Cure t aftox fallfu use or ihis ramcdy. (bre'fhroat jJ)ii ht 6 rfa Hro5t'3ite. The riUtil Midlclnt Im iki WttU U frlf III. ISA ' I Htl-lPMlVft CELEBRATED EYE-WATER, Thin arm U a carefully irl ytx i alt bui a Be arrii.tUA, and ha i m la ona.taul for avlt emtury. Itier am few dl-eaaea as wnte .ankln4 ara nlwt awra dl.trwlnc laaa aura ay, and eon, pertiaiai. (or wulca um reinertiea h r lrtl wlllmiilaueceai. aoe aUeilenial llftamanatk of Uwetea It M aa Infallibi trumi. It Ih dlree tfrna ar (olkwl It oil! rr (all. We parllealarly lail lh alt-al-oa of Llivia.-laoa in Ita merll. f'if aalehyall'IruKl. JollM L TlloaPsuX, IOS A CO. laov. I. CatabUaaed lJ. $75.-to$250.52 iV-t erfarrad who aa faralab a aora n r ihlehl UibilMi'liBMa apara a"aa aai ha m'Ahly afai4T.4 a trm -raii-a la v m an M. k , JoUfl au.1 A CO. Ma aUia Si., fciawat, V, s 4. mr UK KI.KUANT fACKAtil Ot flMI CARII. (ncludliiff 1 rare uuleltlaW. ha an irllitio Imported oleapTic aud chr natloc.nla. Tlila larxe and Ixiautiful eel tectlon sent by mall to any one who will in this: Huy a bos of ihe itcuiilue Dr. O. McLane's t'e'ebrated Liver I'illa fnuu an) IruKKUt, price reitla, aud mail ua tlie lutaldtf wiaper with youraddmia, plain V written, aud 4 rent In stamp. The em ii I n Melius' 1'IIU are prepared out) y r lemiuK Hro., IIIUliurKh, i'a., and have been lu constant ue fr over sixty rear. They are iirior to all others in uritv and eiriHtlvein aa. A certain core for Indlireetlon and alck head lie. Ail dreaa, Flejiilng Uros., I'ltthNruh, I'a. Oldea Slater (who ha haen latllm ol the tin- niorlailty ul the anuli Hut roil ku.,.d. ar. It la only ih ho,i that Uiey tmr? till Why, what txx-otuea n the headf Rich I (raitratitt Ariel are the etnreaatom ol tboe wboaiuuk "lauilll a Punch ' le l.'lgar. I.yln la wicked: but I auk.gooduvMt It Ii uol aiilaablonable. Beware of Imltatlnnilit the celebrated Seal of North Carolina I' lag Cut Tobaevo. Groom-" Hhall I rtih hli leaa off. ilrT" " No. you bad belter have tbein ou." I'l uwdrr Oreceia Hleed Pnrlflar ia Ihe beat remeiljr lor that d cad diacaav. da ia. for It regulate tbe lyuphallo ijateia aud bad Mervtloua Tnv Okhmka for breakfaat IIM0RS. r UtSk'iv Qiticura HUMOUS OF TIIK Bl.tHlD, MKI!( ASP ai'a n, whether llchlii, liurului. bleed us, at air, cnuled, pimply, hlotc y r coptH-r- ol oped, with loaa ol lialr.ellher aluiplo. acroliiloui, hereditary or eontanloua, are iperxllly. perma nently, e-'onoieleally and Infallibly cm I by Ihet irici ai IttManita.eoniiatlu .of t'UTHTa t. the great akin cure, Ci'tn t'iA Soar. an enialalte akin purlfler aud beantiller, and ( I TU I'a Ka aoLviNV, Ih new blood purifier and areateal ol bitinor reniedli-s, when the heat phyaleiam aud a loiherremedlia lall. T la la airuua laiiKuaite, but true, i irn'rai Itiastiiaa at Ih ouly lu (allllile blood purinera. Hold everywhere. Price. CliTtiTA. 60ct Por. '26e! Kkkolvknt, 11. urearetl by Cotter lirug ami t'heaileal INrMirallou, Hoatou neuu tor " How to I ure Mill lUM-aaea.-- " 1'lmi lea, blai kheaiii, cliaH d aud oily '! - akin j revented hy l't'Tli't'S So ir. ajl U Hai kai-he, kidney paiua, w.-ak ea, and t rheninallain relU v-d u one minute by tbe Jy 'fruits Asti I'tta l'LATa. 'iAo. ALL Allitltr MaiVOlHNKHM. Aa laaldlaaa Plaeaa Which Dew ray a lla Tbwaaaeda. Nervotiances, or nervjii weakness, is a disease of cinnpamlivcly nnxlem Rrowlli. It loves a brilliant murk, and the best and brightest men and women of our Innd he roine its prey, There are many cnuM-t which bring It nn overwork, worry, Im proper food, c-ixeiire, ovrr-inilultreiue in ulinholio beveniKie or tobacco, and xcea es of diflorvnt klmls. NolliitiK preiuni more pitialil sight limn a person iinerinj from serious ncr voiih proatrslioil. TliniindUHHmieswak ninl forgetful; the put lent cannot sleep, an 1 tliuiti aro turriblo puins in the head, reelings of ilcKnh ney or de))rewioii are over pnwenl ; there is a restlessness of the even, and a iliinelliiiition to meet people: ids features heoume pulii, careworn, iiml Inwiril; lliu iiiuselee weak and llahhr, iiml there is a general sense of being imill lor nnvtliitik- Sou'wof our most diitinqiilnlied people lunu Inwl this awl'iil roiul wlilidt ends in imnilvris, npnpleiy, piirusiii, Ittsiinlty, Vntli. Ilippily a rure litis at last been liaoivtrotl for this fearful disca. An emineiit medicnt gentleman, professor In ll.irtinoiilli t'ollcffiv bus iniulo a illseovery wlileli will hritur InppineM In tunny a heart. It Is rolled I'liine.' Celery Com M)iiinl, tiii.l ia nature's own rextnnillve for wenkeneil nervous power. Under It In vi;orutiiig nud lietilili-givinir aclinn, lite mind will soon repiin Its vigort lite eye will s pirkle as of old, tit muscle become linn, the nerves I'roug, the blood will pill al mpiilly mid atemlily, and the tide of lenllli will come back :rtiin. This reliiihle prepnrttlion c rentes nn ap ;i.iiilo. gives sound ale.-p and a yet Is the only known rmoily for nervmi iliscnsew. If your head aches or ynit find worn, do not d"liiy tlto useof g 1 a la Irutslresgthetier. OF CORSETS HUE That we have sucared the blgeeat ronalrnmenl of CurnU ever oirered by any at ore on th t.'oaat Irom on" of the iargea faetorh In Ihe world, and one ol the moat xr.iilar To lurther Intro duce tbelr merita everywhere Uiey n ake ua ape elal tniina. W offer, by mall, porta- paid, a reKUlarlnr"-at for (1.09; a 111 t'or.ct (or S'.' iila: agf OS fltwablotornet Mioenta; a rcg alar$l 'L dies' Veal, 7eenll abor are ilva- 1S to HO. C(,loia drab, grey or ecru. Mlaaei'7N rent Walata, Is to JA, fur M oenta Tbe re aim for Dili la the maken believe yoawlll alwava nae tbla Corai-I If you try one In H'orti-j;. firirlng vrfuHday uiovei for meu we lean all othera Have cloaed out an entire factory at eoceuti ou the dollar, and orr.-r them irom sh cenu up. Kverr kind and price: tell what work yo do, rive line and orlee, and we guarantee to anil Mailed free. Addrvaa Minllh'e raala Slre, i ireni i reel, nun iraariari a ay Ptoe'i Cwra tor (Vm uuytlun laTHSDSHT Inr aepiag Iha vole dear. Vaaula, PATENTS "SSaS H. p. n v 4o. p w. n. Nn.417 ALWAYS IN i Tv'U CM w.tr. r I 'At' If you want a firet-claei matbine, do not purchase until you have looked up the record of the "Advakce," s it ia the only machine in the market that will give absolute eatiifaction. Bt-nd for depcriptive cata logue to Z. T. Vright, General Agent, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. Alao dealer in General Machinery and Supplies, Pai r Ann PROMPTLY CURED OY Carllle, I'a , February 11 1WS. T wu hurt lu the left hip ami tried ae- eral phyalilana without iihialuiug relief I An lhau a ball buttl of dt Jur.,1 oil curol in. JuilN U.BHt.Arhll. Fabcfs Golden Femala Pills.. For Fernal Irregnlar Itlaa: uolliiii(llkttieea oa the tnarket. Hnr oil MacceaaluUyuaed ly promloaDt la-llae mootiily. Uuaraatead to relieve auppraaaed Daaatrualloa. tUREI IAFEI CERTAWI Prm't be hamhnread. Bar Tim. Haalth, and mosey ;tak aooia r. Sent to any tddrta, tawur by mall ea re 0itioipne,i.iM. Addreaa. THE iPHRQ IEDIC11E COIPINT. Western Branch, BaI7, I"0ILAD. OS Sold by Wiiooa Dai' Co., rortlaad, Or. I Bea-eelb and rally . don Hl( ii aa Iha on If apaeiSc rortherlaiacur of tli la dlaeaae. U, U.IMIKAIIAM.M. D.. Alualenlaui, N Y. Wa have aold in O for many yare, and .1 baa mmmUXrmi"" " A K.I '1.00, . VL DTCTTF i rO., Ceicaao. IIL .00. Sold by I)ruf lata, eHICH(Ttn INQLISM PENNYROYAL PILLS Ml iU""""'Cii-i-i -iirwi" y I flf Saaareva -Malrrffrlla, 4. V I I., 2m 't-''-l w imuuiiii aM.iMi.la a-S vsa D "ll'llaf e I !," aa Uutr. t, ralana 1 n Mall. ! Nr UlcaaawlbM'lla.lakaa-l'allra TAKE IT .pruMDCFi's. OnECQN Blood PumriEii VKIONfY 4 LIVER DISfASCS. DYSITPSIA. ii PiMPlisao'CritssNDwe ursrAsts. If (TV! c-cunui .j vwie-in.J-' . -w uraniniira. rni ururcc Waaai.7a i Hi. Best Typewriter. Rend for Calalotw. WiLtv B. Allen & Co. ) Oeaeral Agenta, . . ' . ' ' a,, i..ti...j ra. OILinnni, a mt.4'M.ahlr. Ho. slab ruaos; Harriett Urfana. Band InatramMia, lavrteal tawok ot Hheet Uualoaod Hooka Hand Kipplled at KaaUra tMoe. MATTHIAS 6 RAT. CO. M feat treat, Haa Ihraaelao. Ask llim! Who? . JOKES OF BIKGH4UT0.1, BINGHAMTON, N. Y. What? Why on Scalos. " He Pays the Freight." 1 CURE FITS! Whra 1 aay enra 1 doa.it maan wienly to etno than for atliMaudtlu-abara tliein Wurn attain, lai'-m a Cill4lin, I ha-a mad,. I Ii diiwiaaa ot FITS, r.l'Uf I'hV s rAf.MNU MlltKNknMalKo-loiifajiiil'. 1 arrant ail rm,l toetire 111. .oral eaaea. Iti-ruuea aflHira bar failed w on raaaon fur B4 aJWraeai,iii tut. rMnil al once dw a Iraat laaanq a rt il-i l. p( nif ratallililp renwdy, (lira Kipemaaod Piialll" r U. Wa liOOT.iU. C-alttU l Ul . ttOW M THI 0EXAT 0TIELAXD B0UTX1 Northern Pacific ItAIL.110.tYE, Th OVLY LINE Ttnnnlnf rullman ralaos Uepln "ar. Mairiiiiieeut llay Coacbea, sua Klrxant EmlKrant Hlneplntl Cars (with berth (ru( cluarge) rnOM WABHf NOTOM AND OREGON 1D1N I'd TO TIIK KAbT VU St. Paul and Minneapolis. rrauactinllnen al Uue Ituuuiiiat PALACE DINING CARS. TbeOulf Mcals75c raatest Time Kver Hade freaw the t'eeat ever Ihe NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. Biorx city, " "ouncil riLurra, XT. JlWKI'll. ATC1IIHON. I.KAVKSWOnTU, KANHAtiUTY, lllj'III.INHTON, Vil'INCV. bT. LOU IB, Clllt'AUO, And all poUit throKhout Ibe Kaat and South eaat, via UL 1'aul aud AliuuvapuUa, Till O.NLV UNI BUSK-NO Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars KMTIIll LENGTH OF KUAIX And hauled on reunlar Kp ana Tralm over tbe kuUr Ixuk'Ii of the N'orUiure faclllo llalli-oad. A. D. C HA RLE TON. Aealatant General l'ener Agent, No. 131 First $t., Cor Washington, FOIlTI.ANIi OUKQON. PANTS MADEtoORDER, $0, 80, 87, 88. Kfen'sSuits ia 0rder.$25to$40. Fit Guaranteed. Send 4 cenla In ataaipa f..r lample and rale lor K'lf meamrement You ran lava bis money by d-aUiif wltb me. Ballilaettou luarauleid. ARTHUR KOHN, Clothier, Hatter and Tailor, onaaia or Second and Morrlaon Rta., Portland, Or. (Mention tbli paper THE LEAD, THE QDill THRESHERS, Engines, Horse Powers, Self-Fecders and Stravstacters. -aa aawr w m ' y - Haywood, Kani., It-WI nrnn1? Ium'-tlwo',Vlear Z LlVJUly,! with dn in my Mile; J 1 f y af dnctori fal ol m help W I 111 nie-.bU Jili-i.lOilcilr.J fll me; no reiuru of iin, VXL ., I.EJ1410N, V. il. aw vcaeaale'v, 1 t . y VO I baVS. 1 M aaea4jll Pl MMaalfkytka l'JriMteWOa taa-iaSTUir; A jSairv,