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f LINES TO LUCILLE. hair's gold u ,he ,uni Lucille, vour .) relit blue; J i never since orlu ,irBi Lucille 'pWiwiKlJ than you. . s-raceful as the fubled fay, Lucille, JpUlure of ex.iultto hettUU; imi then you have, they say, Lucille, Agufflri.'n'oyonhi.woria' wealth. nt duth my heart with sadness All, Luclllle, vour gran Kve ,ne only valn' ... there l something lucking still, Lucille, A" nearest girl. ". brain. " ' -Larry Bradley, in Life. SOME ODD COUItTSIIIPS. Quartette- of Love Stories Told Dy JUUIISWiDi DllBrully Men Kspcrtrnee In Proposing to th women They Auore-A lotiug Lady's Taet Unable Her Lover to Make Charming Declaration. The Mi'thodlst minister was trying to read a pw entitli-d, "The Sling of Pavid," an(1 turnP4 from t,ie tusk wltn nvldent pleasure when a reporter for the CliU'iff0 i'oralu Btcu- u"u ior torv "f horn's the marrlnffe of John Wank, : in Ohio man, that 1 tnlglit it'll you ahout," said he. "John was a wealthy mnur follow, and a member of tho church at Mount tiileail. Ho thought he wanted to marry a certain young woman whoso fortune wac In litiifatlon, but he never could muster up enough Miiinise to ask her to bo his wife. Ho finally surrendered to another lady who m willing to speen ms wooing sugntiy, ind was married in tho church, in tho presence of his first love, whose ease in court was tho same day decided against her and her wealth seemed likely to go to distant persons. Itut No. 1, as wo will call her, was a sensible girb and when her lawyers had 0ippeal'd from the judgment of tho local to tho Su preme Court, sno went on as usual, sup porting hers9lf by teaching school. She was handsome, and seemed to tho bene dict Wank to grow more beautiful every day. Ho was good to his wifo and all that, but wo could see ho still kept his sweetest glances for No. 1. His wifo died finally, and after a year of mourning John renew"! his attentions' to JNo. 1, just 'at tiiu time tin Supreme Court handed down a decision in her favor. Sho did not repulse him, and every thing seemed to be going swimmingly for Blank, although bo had not asked the woman to be bis wife, when tho young lawyer wio had so pluckily fought and won the case proposed, was accepted and married her. That was twenty years l(0. The lawyer died in 1887, and last week I received a marked paper from Mount Cilead containing an account of the marriage of John lilank and the lawyer's widow. Funny, isn't it, how some unions are brought abotit," and the .Methodist laughed a little at the dilatory man who piovod the proverb that every thing eomos to the man who can wait. ''At the time, of the Chicago flro," said0 the Presbyterian minister, "I was preaching in a Northern Illinois town, snd was visiting a sister who lived then, as sho do:s now, in Chicago. Her house, was just west of the line of tiro and was tilled with refugees for the first few days after the catastrophe. Among them was a young man, a slight ac quaintance of my sister's husband, and a young womun whom my sister had met at church sociables and such places, and who was known to be wealthy. Itoth had lost by tho fire, r-td both had boon wounded in that awf I crush by which they had escaped fro the sweep of de struction. The young man recovered rapidly, and aided m. sistor in minister ing to the wants of her patients. He was particularly attc tivejo the young joman I have mentioned, though ho had nover before met her, and they be came very fond of each other. Whon matters got slightly straightened out the young man became a rosfl-esfcito agent on lies own account, and among other business handled the estato of his fair fellow-victim. Sho was an orphan and he had no family connection to speak of. They seemed suited to each. oiner, ana my sister in writing to mo often mentioned them and reported the progress of what sho thought was their love affair. Tho young man managed the young woman's property so well that hor wealth was doubled in value in ten years. They often consulted to gether on business matters, and he of ten spent an evening at her homo, but he never escorted her to any pluco of amusement or to chnrch, and they seemed no nearer a union than the day fter the flro. They are still in ex actly tho same position. Sho has lost " youth and he is gray-haired. She has never received any attention from ny other man, and apparently he has jot thought or any other woman. When j accepted the call to my prosont church I found them just so, and they are to day, after a lapse a courtship, I might y of eighteen years as far apart as w. I know tkro is mutual esteem,, jy be love. I know they are well fitted for each other. 1 know she is ch and still handsome, and I know he is honorable; but I never saw such stu P;4 diffidence, such prolonged, self -in-"'cted misery, such wasting of two good s, and I trust I never may again." ''This courtship long drawn outlaid brother Presbyterian, "reminds me of "Whael Dewey, a girl who lived at my "Wood home in Xew Encland. At tojhood Team nf nrMi ek. Dnn.. 4 rrUmn i "ft- "iiw in Ml- o mil " .T "e ladies for the benefit of soldiers, "fit was in wartime. A man named grains had died in th" hospital of tho ""y at Frankfort, Ky., and his son, ten Il'fs old, visited the fair and was PW by the women, as well as by achael. s they grew up Abrams 09 into posseasion of some good Property, but Kacbael was left by her parents with only a small fortune. rm8 looked after her business, flut "fed around after her wherever she nt kept himself in an agony sho should marry some of Tjny young fellows who ad lrd and courted her, but could vf dare to secure her against loss Zu '-Z n.a"ia?e himself.' She w her property finally and moved to and accounts from the old in the East say that both the young P'es hearts were yearly broken by "" paration. That was in 1SS0. Four P ltr Abrams closed out all of his "Crests East, and coming to Chicago Rachael again, handsomer thar r- lthough a little past thirty, and 11 uncy frpe. Ue more mrked tho k "Motions, escorting her to ): n4 C0D",rts' bu "voiding the t'jT, f tearriaP- RachacL who U a f"pnd of my wife, confided all things to her, and more than two J 'Po she must have been advised. - "impi came to a crisis Christmas. mall. 1 Ab''Bn'8 "4 '"' ero ma Hod at my church. The truth was 1'Ut one night when lh wm ho frou, ,he Central Music Hall, w 'of "Ti J'J'n "K'ening to the oratorio of I ho Messiah," Abrams asked her how she enjoyed the evening. wnv ry iul""d, repHt'd such marvelously perfect music.' jSuch a good quartettesaid Abrams. chad SU('h rare eomnany''Biil,i k- "Abrams dodged. Ho wondered If she meant her company or the company in general. v 3 " ',sald he, uneasily, 'the companies one sees there are always good.' " 'I was very near Heaven, said Ra chael, fervently, and she may have nes tled still little nearer, but no one can toll about that. " 'Yes, very good music,' said Abrams, growing desiwrate and imbecile. " 'One couH almost wish to stay there lorever.' '"0, you'll be glad you came away,' said tho long-suffering man wildly, and quite unmindful of where he was drifting. " 'Will I? panion. Why?' queried his "Iloeauso I because O, Rachael, if you will only marry me life will be one long 'llallelujuh Chorus" for me, and 1 will bo to you tho best and truest of husbands.' It was all over. It took him fifteen years to ask her, but he did it very nicely when the time cnnin. And since their marriage they have lived to gether in all peace and happiness, and her skill, no doubt, has led to Melon" joy." Iho Congregationalistdid not know of any long courtships, but he knew of a short one. "1 was riding throuirh Ohio nmv u al to Washington ono day two years ago," said he, "when wo stoppod at Crestline for refreshments. The man lust ahead of mo in tho car was what you reporters call a kicker. Tho car was too hot or toe cool, tho weather too wot or tooftrv. tho trainmen were too officious or too neglectful, tho papers were bad, and every thing went wrong. I expected a scene when we wenUup to tho lunch ayiunter, and rather pitied the handsome young woman who presided there. My in oruerea Ills luncheon in a cross, norvous way, but it was served before ho had time to complain, and he scorned to like the meal. " 'Coffee's just right,' I heard him grumble. 'Sandwich decent, too. First- rato pie. That's tho best milk I've had since 1 left homo. Here's your money.' ana ne opened his wallet and paid the bill just as the train bell rang. lie gathered up his change and umbrella and ran, leaving his wallet. The gir called after him, but ho didn't hear her and jumped aboard he train. The girl called another waiter to her placo and dodged out to the train. She had to go through ono ear0bofore she found the man, but she did Snd him and gave him his wallet. Ho seemed to be a creature of impulses, and took a sudden fancy to marry the woman. He got oil the train with her talking earnestly. I was al most left by tho train, and only got on the rearmost platform. As we passed that striingn-looking pair the eccentric bachelor and tho handsome bare-headed girl ho recognized mo andshouted: "You ship my valise to me. It has my address; I'll stay here.' I did so, and a month later ho had receivod his grip, had married tho lunch girl and fou'ud thai sho was a jewel yond compare. I have heard of him ogee since, and it seems neither of them made a mistake, al though both of them took chances." WILL CHARGE IT tP. How an Old Darkey was Fooled by Mean White Man. An old negro, after long waiting, was shown into Mayor Creglers office. "What can I do for you?" the mayor asked. "Wall, sah, you kon doer good 'eal for mo. Do question is whuther jou'll d It n T iin'nrafnii'plnK'a aninD itffifns yere dat ain't been gib out." "I haven't heard of any, old man." "Say you ain't?" "Tliat.s what I say." "Dat's mighty strange." "I don't think it is." ( "I does. Man tolo me dat ef I'd como 'roun' yere you'd gib mo er office. Said dis yere wuz do timo f8r Republicans ter men' dar licks, an I's er mighty good Republican, sail." "That may be, but this is a Demo cratic administration." "Which, dis 'ministration right yere?" "Yes." Ain't dar some mistake about dat?'" "No." "Sho'?" -Yes." "Wall, now, somebody done picked me up fur er fool an' wa'n't diserp'intcd. I thought you wuz er Publican." "Hut I'm not." "Dat's one on me, ain't it?" "Seems to bo." 'Wall, sah, dat white man fooled me mlghfly, he did. Said dat ef I would gib him fifty cents be? would tell me whar I could get er office dat would ermount ter suthin'. Sorter got me dar, didn't he?' "I think he did." "Yas, but who gwine make dat fifty cents good?" "I don't know." "You ain't, is you?" "No." "Wall, I reckon I'll hatter let it go, but I wantor tell you right now dat I's dun wid politics. Come er beatin' me outen fifty cents dater way! Gwine charge dat up ter somebody at de next 'lecshun." Arkansas Traveler. The History of Batter. Butter, which is almost indispensable nowadays, was almost unknown to the ancients. Herodotus is the earliest writer to mention it. The Spartans used butter, but as an ointment, and Plutarch tells bow the wife of Deiotor ous once received a visit from a Spartan lady whose presence was intolerable because she was smeared with butter. The Greeks learned of butter from the Scythians, and the Germans showed the Romans how it was made. The Romans, however, did not use it for food, but for anointing their bodies.-Louisville Courier-Journal. -A New York dry-poods merchant wys that frequently some of the sub ardinate employes receive larger re muneration than the men m whose hands rsts the main responsibility for running business. The men who usually make the most money in the re.-y large firms are not the upe.rin tondent and his chief assistants, but the juyers of departments. A smart Columbus (Pa.) shoe dealer . 4 -.er full of faded old slipper T. bunT ou! a sign. -Old .Upper. ire at brides." and the U went. CONCERNING CLOTHES. Mrs. Tatherwood's Homily on the l'roblem and Worry of Uress. I would like to be a large, fair angel with clean, white feathers-firm and satiny as a gull's breast and my doilre would be that no moulting period should ever overtake Uie wearer of such a suit. Of all creation the human animal as somebody has already remarked is the only one born without a permanent skin. From season to season he must change hi outer covering. F.normous business has grown upon this misfortune of man. Consider the vast dry-goods bouses, tho millionaire merchants, who fatten on women's vanity alone! I have even heard of dealers growing rich sell ing neckties! It is startling to think what tremendous sums are paid every year for tho movable coverings which we wear, and soil, and cast aside. Itut the worst aspect of the case is the thought which goes to tho making of all these skins. It is truly said no woman can bo well drej-icd unless she thinks out her costumes or pays ' some body to think tliem out When a wom an does neither ono nor the other she falls into such gowns as come handy and passes in tho crowd as a homely thing; when if a natural plumage her own good works had grown upon her she might be beautiful. My observation is that tho women who are tho best dressers whoso clothes seem really a part of themselves stop right there. They do not extend into their houses and surroundings. Thoro is no radiation from them of women's tastes. Their dressing-rooms and homes exist simply as places in which they porform tho rites of the toilet. Out of endless chaos and confusion they evolvo themselves. Their thoughts must be of fabrics and colors and shapes as ad justed to their own persons. The money of a good dressmaker goes into gowns, bonnets and wraps; not into etchings, books, flno tablo linens, and china, and the sterling silver dear to housowifely hearts, o Tho nverngo person is like an actor; the chan of his costume changes him. And there is nothing saddor and funnlor than an individual made up for one part whilo ho is innocently acting another. We have all seen men dressed as brldo- grooms but taking the ldiotio poses of Simple Simon; and women of tho coars est type mado up as granji ladies. We have seen children dressed like little old men, and old men tricked out to match themselves with children; and preachers who unconsciously looked like prize fighters; and tlmt most appalling spec tacle of all an emaciated corpse ar ranged for a reception instead of being robe for sleep. Man has been 0,000 years learning how to dress, and ho knows so little about it now that he is constantly changing his outside nnd paying away a large part of his yearly income on his "appearance." It must make tho angels feel sad. The Hiblo says we shall be "clothed upon" in tho next stato of being. That must mean thalwe shall have a steady, presentablo skin ono not to be affected by climato; neither purchased at a dry goods or clothing store, nor liable to grow out of fashion. Then I Bhall bo mo, my lifo appearing through evory part: not shrouded by bunches of drapery or dAormed by waxing and waning bus tles. Then firm white arms and noble breasts will appear in everlasting beau ty; the mujesty of man and woman will bo emancipated from that primeval shumo which made the first clothes seekers try so ineffectually to cover themselves. Poor old Adam and Evo! Giving up the garden was nothing. Hut what a trouble they did hand down to us all when tbey set us to work at the problem of clothcs!Mary Hartwell CaUterwood, in Chicago Tribune. VANDERBILT'S FIRST BOAT. Rome Good Stories of the Founder of the Family or Millionaires. The reading given recently Jy Mrs. Coventry Waddell at her Stuyvesant Square home served to bring out many Interesting new anecdotes of Common dore Vanderbilt. Mrs. Waddell's friend ship with tho founder of tho Vanderbilt family was life-long and her recollec tion of the great money-getter are of a nature to cast a strong light upon his personality. The following story illus trative of his energy and push in early youth was told. It is a well-known fact that for years Commodore Vanderbilt sailed a "per lauger" and in it took daily a cargo of green groceries to tho Xew York mar ket. The shrewd way in which he bo camo skipper of his first craft is thor oughly characteristic. It seems that at the age of sixteen "Xeilly" had devel oped a strong affection for rowing, sail ing and other water sports. An old Staten Island fisherman had a sail-boat which be offered to sell for 8100, and "Xeilly" thought that if ho could only become the owner of this particular boat he would indeed be happy. He hadn't the money, however, and as a last re source, applied to his mother. "Xeilly," she said, "you see that eight-aere lot out there,' pointing to an unpromising-looking stony field. "Xeilly" said he did. "Well, if yon will plow, harrow and seed that lot you shall have tho 8100." "Xeilly" induced several" boys of the neigh borhood by promises of jolly excursions, to turn in and help him. In a week tbey had the job done, and tho 8100 was paid over. "Xeilly" then beat the owner of the boat down to 8U3, and purchased the craft at that prico. The Commodore to the end of his days never ceased to re gret that on his first sail he broke a hole In the boat's bottom that it cost 85 to re pair. Mrs. Waddell once remarked to the Commodore, "I dare say, many wealthy Xew-Yorkers would be happy if they had pockets in their shrouds, in which they could carry to the next world the wealth they accumulate in this.' "Ah. no," replied Mr. Vanderbilt. "If shrouds bad pockets the strife and tur moil on Wall street would be increasea four-fold." At one time, while living on Staten Island, the Commodore had an exasper- atingly balky horse. He never could bo sure that the brute wouldn't stop In the middle of the road, and he often walked in preference to taking chances with the animal. One day be started out and bad driven only about balf a mile when the beast came to a dead bait. An en energetic belaboring, backing and saw ing bad no effect and the Commodore turned around and went home. He got a bag of lump-sugar and again started out, leading the horse and feeding him . lnmn ..f suirar everv few steps. This he continued until the place where the horse balked was passed, after which he got In and had no difficulty in driving to bis tourney's end. In telling the story to Mrs. Waddell, he said: "I have tried the same course of procedure with wom en and it has always proved effective. " H. Y. Tribune. FIVE DOCTOItS F.4llrl. How I. I.. I'vraiuon Was Cured hy Dr. Darrhi with K.Iertrlelty- Other Mnlnlile ('-. Editor Ortgonian: This Is to certify that I have been atlt rled wl'h sclmlc rheumatism 'or the pa-1 three year-; at limes wholly tillable to walk or sit In any position only with the wealest i am. I have applied to live differem phyiiiciaii t f difteienl icli'iols i.f practice and Irle.l many patent medlcin -m, all In no avail. After coming u der Dr. 1'nrrln's denric treatment t am perleclly aid permai tly cure.!, ami can lie seen at the I niled Mntea restaurant on Morrtai n street, I'n-tland. D. I.. Fkikii'son. More Wonderful Cure by Dra. Darrlri. George H. Papenlfig. Tualitae. Or Di a'uess ten yearn, so lie could acarce'y hear a rouii.i; cured in twenty minutes. Airs. J,. Iin AUiiluniH, aurouver . T. - Par 'lj led ami; -iired by Dr. Dirrln. Kx MayrC. II. Hill's son of All.ln.. Or. Cured of an oiren-ive dis hrg of both ears si n e S inon t lis old. John D. Dougherty, Kochs Harbor, W. T. Hydrocele; entirely cured and removed by one operation of live ininuies. Mrs. S. A. Wooden', girl. III Columbia street, Portland Ne v u debt ity and ma'aiinl fever and discharging ea ; re stored. V iiliam Altn Divw-ey, Grant coun ty, Or. Catarrhal dcafues snd rli gleg in the ears fur twenty years; perfectly cur d. Mrs. S V. Mctzger Greshain, Or Dys pepsia, liver complaint and pain In lh) Mtoiua' h twenly-ihiee yesrs; restored. Mrs. C. Maena -n, Mercliaii's' h'ile Poriland Rheumatism, neuralgia and fe ni"l troubles; cured pcrniaiunily one year ago. W. v. Ote, Seatco, W. T.-Liver and kidney complaint and dypcpU, also deafness and whole system tun down; cured . n William I.lttle, 5-eatlle. W. T.-Paln In his chest of over eight years' standing;; entirely cured. J. W. Zinnwalt, Albany, Or. (formrrly of Moro Wasco county. Or.) Cured of an HKjrnvnted case of rheumatism aud spinal complaint. liesiiU-s scores ot ol iters. Drs. Darrin can he consulted dally at the Washington building, corner ot Fourth and Washington streets, Portland, ami Hotel Gjndolof, Tacoma. Hours. 11) to o evening, 7 to 8 Sunday's, 10 to 12. All chronic diseases, blood ta'inls, lo s of vllsl power and early ndl-cretlons Dermaneuily cured, thoCUh no references are ever made in the press concerning me li caes, owing to the deli-'ary of the p itiunts, Kxumlna Ioiih free to all, and circulars will be rent to any address. Charges for treatment ao o -rding lo patient's ability to pay. The poor treated free of charge from 10 ti 11 d illy All privaoa diceaHesflCoiifldeutlallv Heated, and cures giiaraiaeed. Patients at. a distance ran In- cured by heme treat ment. Med cines and letters sent without the doctors' name a- pearing. Edwin II Klliott, for iome time?n the Auditor', wince of the Oregon Railway and Xavigation Comimny and appointed ticket exchanger of the Union l'uriie. in place of the late Thomas Sebastian, lias disappeared from Portland with f(00 oi the compan)'. money and $15 J worth of tit'kots. The number of patients treated at the Fastctir limtltiite durliiK the 1s t live mouths la 8 1, aud not a nliici'UcHlh lias occurred. I'oor Humanity t The common lot is one of sorrow say at least the pessimists, they who look at the worst side UciUlnly what would otherwise bo a bright existence is often shadowed hy some ailment that overbamrs it like a pnll, ohscur inirapei'eiiinlly the radiance that else would liKlietho pslh, HhcIi an ailment, snd a very common one, IsiiervoiiKiiOKB, or in other wor- s, weskness of the nervous system, a condition only li-renied table li.ru im lllclent or Im proper means are Uken to relieve It. The con current experience of nervous people who have iiemintelitly used HoHlelter's Stomach illllers Is. that It conquers ntlrely siinerHeiislt'Veiieiis of I b norjcH, as well as disease so called which aro invit-d a-d suttHiued by their chronic weakness. As Uie nerves gain stamina from the great Ionic the trouble disappears. t;se the Hitters for malaria, rheumatism, bil iousness aud kidney troubles. The strawberry crop In South Csrollin bas been seriously Injured by heavy frosts. J,B00 ltKWAltl) FOR A LOST CAT. The eqiil'slent In ?:nKllh money of 2.WJ0 wss once offered by an old lad In London for the return of a fa orlle cat, which had strayed or beeu stolen 1'eoplo csllet her a "crank." and perhaps she wss. It is unfortnnste that one of Uie gentler six should ever gain this title, vet nisnv iln It Is. however, trcutlcutly imt their fault. Often functional ilerauxeiiienti will sppnr-nlly elimiKe a woman's enliri nsttiri Imiii'I blame inch iur)ercrs If they are "cranky," but tell them to use Dr. I'le rcc's Ksvo lie I'm scrlnlloii. which Is an Infallible remedy lor " female weaknesses." It will soon rcBtore them to their normal condition, It l mimiiitrd t give sa'lnlactlnn In every cane, or money al Tor it will be returned. tlr Pierce's Pellets, the orlitlnal sud only ton nine l.lltle l.lver Vl'fr; 2S ecu 18 a vial; on a IIOBU. Fv the bill to Improve principal harbors Intro trniliiced lu tbe Senate Boston is to K' t I.HUUO. Bsware of Imlls'loiis -"Tain-lll'i Funch." A VTidtcale has nlirchaapd atlolher larffS body mt land near rjatem, a., lur wuicn uiej psiu ri ni.isiiKiis, Superior Hollers cast from Kkmabi.r and CAHC'AliKbia d of rompoltiou can Im had at I'ai.mkh & Hky's sieam roller fuctory. . The Bell Telephone Company In the put year nas put oui .t.'.isiu pnoues. When D"bhlns' Electric Soap was first ma e in luM it coat iO cents a bar. It b vrecixelv the same ingre,lents and quality now, and dursn't cott h 'If. Iluy it of your groc r and presetve your clothes. If he ham't it, he will get it. It was one degree wanner at Norfolk on the 4th Instant than was ever before recorded la r'eb.uary, Uie kImh Indicating i si grc. If afflicted with Hor Kyes, ue Dr. Issar Thompson's Kye Water. DrituKlsU sell It. 'iln:. Itlsestlma'edthatSHS.onotous of Ice will be harvested at Hsngor, Me,, this whiter. Hl'KK CI KK t OU FILKM. Hare cure for blind, bleeding and Itching Piles. One bos baa cared lh worst cases of tan years' standing. No one need sntfcr teo mluHU-s sft aslug Kirk's (ierman File Ointment It absorbs tumors, allays tbe itching, acts as a poultice, give relief, lir. Kirk's German File Ointment la prepared only for I'lls i and Itchlug of the private parts, aud nothiug else, I Tory box Is warrantee. Hold by Iirseilits and sent by mall on reoslpt of price, 11.00 per box. J. J. Hack aV Co., Whole sale Ageou, Han Francisco. Peculiar To Itself iu msiiT Important particulars, Hood's Hsrtaparll a Is different Iroin and superior to any other medicine. Peculiar lu combination, proportion and preparation of Ingredleiila, Hood Hans sr 1 1 Is potseases ths full curatlre valae of the best known remedies nf tns vegetable kingdom. Peculiar lu Its medicinal merit, Hood's Bar saparllleaccnmpllsties cures hitherto unknown. Peculiar iu strength and economy Hood's Rsrasparilla Is ths only medicine of which can truly be said, ' lttO doses one dollar." Medicines ia larger and smaller bottles reqalre lsrc-dosrs and do not produce as good remits a Hood's r-arsaparllla. Pern liar in Its "good nsme at borne" there Is more of Ilood'i Hsrispsrtlls sold la Uell. whets It is msde, Uisn of all other blood purl lers. Peculiar la its phenomenal record of sales abroad, no other preparation ever attained a h popularity lu so short a time. Be fur to Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists, l; lx for . Frepsred only by I'. I. HOOD A CO., Apothecaries, Lowsl, Mass. IOO Doses Ono Dollar tor in Tim KinaKV. ! wss liken with ihsrp ,alu In thelnvrsr nsrl el m twrlt In Hie resion of (he bls.IiW Wiortly ll,l spncsnHl niUfd with my urine ami s few wii kt later I Hail sn slisoh of rl I trlid s niiailicriif iliw-lnrs. Ono it ssi (revel, i millii-r liitls'i'atluu nf ths bladder, and st tin r Muiieln kaliicis. Kor three months I a iiimI.t tin-rare uf emluotit doctor st At Uany, tint tvmiaiitlv Krowiun worse, wiirl home Jodie. At this lime I ws induced to try !r. JlJ K,,""''lv' Ksvoille Hemnly, of Koiidoiit, N. 1 ., snd m DO mbuM snd mt roil w. A remedy which esn do iliti for one hi nesr ih-sthsi I wst sUonls he kiniMii everywhere. 1 hoiw this stale nient III csme others sitllctcd Ml wsstnuae Uie Kcmiil)'. c, W. Hrown, lVtershumli, N. Y. Dr. KsNssnv's Fyokiti Kshsiiy, msUsst Roiulonl, S. V. l: . forta. Semi for hook, how to care Kidney, Urer aud Blood disorders The Pennsylvania Supreme Court h derided that all peddling In the ttreets Is Illegal. An Flecnt Paekace of Fine Cards, Including 15 rare nove'tlea, Khapes and sr- ftfln lt,.luH ..1.... ...... I. ....I .1. . -kv -i,ini ,in'4aiiiii- ami vnruiiiniii; ' raids. This large and beautiful collection e t by mail to any one wb w ill do this: . Hoy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLsne'e Ci lehra'ed Liver l'ills from any druggist, pr'ce !U rents, and mail ns the outside wrani-er with your address, n'ainly writ ten, aud 4 cents In stamps. The genuine Mcl. ine's Pilla are prepared only by Fleming Hros Plttburg, Pa., and have heen in constant use for ov r sixty years. They ate superior to all others in purity and t ll'. ctiveiii sH. A certain cuie for In iligeMtlon and flck headache. Addrea, Fleming llros., Piltsmirg, Pa. A r-ss trtint w lh IM,tii!,iiO capital is formlnf among- llostoo sud Uiiuhm raplulliu. I'rerrh Tanay Wafer i the Heat. Dr. Livingston's Tansy Wafers for the restoration of suppressed menses nkvkh kail when Hie directions upon the box are Hiricuy oiwerveil, The Tansy Wnfers cannot be bought at drug stores, ao don't allow yourself to lie imposed upon b spurious and weak imi tations of Dr. Livingston's F'rench Tansy Wafers, and rememher that the genuine ran only be obtained fr m us, ao II you do not. want to be disappointed i-end 9i In a registered b iter or poatotllce order to the Livingston ( hemlral Cniunanv. Portland Oregon, and a box will be sent by return matt securely seated from the eyes ol in quieitive people,, to your address. A hat fsctorr eomhlnstlnn la ons of ths latest developments of ths leudeucy lo syndicate l UVIUt'S. THY Gkkmka for breakfast THE OlD ENEMY. It is snowu as a painful Intlauima ilon afTeclIng the muscles aud iolituj ol the human body, the symptoms of which are swelling of the lolnta. acute pains and aches. St. JncoUoll cures protnpUy and perinuncntly this enemy which Is: RHEUMATISM. Sandyville, Oluo, June IS, 1H8S. Was taken with rheumntlsm In twd; suf fered at tlnics ever sluco sud used orutchea. H. Jacobs oil rt'lleved me alsiut two year ao. tIKO. L.MX0N. At Drvouihts and Pcallsl THE CHARLES A. VOQELER CO., laltlmor. M4. CONSUMPTION SOEOFULA BRON0HITI3 00UQE3 OOLDS Wasting Disoosei SCOTT'S EMULSION CURES Wonderful Flesh Producer. Fcott's Emulsion is notaseoret remedy. Ooutaininir the alimulatiug ilypophoa pbitos ami Ture Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, the pot noy of both beinr largely in oreaxed. It U nsod by rbysiolana all over tbe world. PALATABLE AS MILK. Sold by mU nruopUU. His fnmoii. Ilovey "nil Hturtof UuiiPui, Hud Ilovey Numerics of t'ulobrlilife, Msm., hnve liesn luoveit lo Hunt I'liwoil.-ii.t. t'slirnnits. where Hi- business will Us romlui-le.l us The Knyaaond Flower and S)e1 Bttoi-v, I 0, II, HovsT.Mausiier, . F.a.S Pasadena), Ml. anil tot enmilil. ealslnsii SEEDS irrUTC UIINTCn Doodsgents.bothmslesud nUtniO nnfllCiU.remale, ran make more money sell In our publications tlisn sir thing else ou earth. Calf or write tor particulars. II. A. IIKNN sV V., Iloom I, First Floor, AbliiKUiu Hulldiug. ALL FIRST-CLASS PRINTERS Are sending thslr rollers, to be cast from " Its liable," to PALMER & BEY'S STEAM ROLLER FACTORY, And are well pleased with th result. We do not use "star" composition any mar. THC ars thnss pot ap by D.M.FERRY&.CO. ' WaoaesuiUrfeSsosa laths world, 1 D. U. Fssst It Co's TTtmralnl. tMurlDiln snd PrWd SD All UUAt. lac isB will bs sisutd KtS loau aa- i pi. jia, aa to last sassca aioaiws. It S) txiier tnaa S.ry prnoa . . saing CmrUfn, HrwtT r fttld A btidi should usd fcar M. Anonss 0.M.FERRV4C0. DCTHOIT, MICH. H. P. N. U. V: 32S-8. F. N. U. 5o.4i 2 ATT Reliable PUR b Its superior exfltti provea In diIHIhiis uf homes fi m r than s iUrter of s orlitury. It U uaed lijr lav t'nlted Htates lloremiiisol. I'.uiterstil liy Itis ha,ts uf la i Ureal I'nlrrnttlrs as ths H'nnni-l Puma suit moit Healthful lr. IM' v't Oiesm Itskiu Fosdtir due not Auutaln Ammonia, Mm is- Alum. Hoi l only Ui oans I'lllOK l.AKINd IXIWDKK CHI' saw toss ciiicAoo. ssN raANcisco. IT FIN WAY "HAIKU, l'KAMR Oltinnfll. 4 BKACH.Ilabler. Hoe rlah Flanos;Rnnletttlrgsiia Hand Instrument, largest stock of Hlieet Musloand Hooks. lUnilr supplied at Kastern I'noes. MATTIIIAtj OKAY t'O. !U6 Post tit nut, 8an Francisco. MR. JOHN W. FURBUSH, An Army Veteran, OK WAKEFIELD, who Sis pmhahly sulTercil moro than any man or woman lu America to-duy. Taken sick whilo In the Army, ho hns endured untold aitoulcs since, describing his first symptoms he said: "tly iead ached and my aiiHtito wss poor. 1 felt a fnliilness at the pit of the slomsch, and bad tunic In my mouth, wbllomy sklu was sometimes hot and sometimes cold. I licit felt pallia in my hick anil around the. lower portion of my body, and noticed a peculiar odor and color In the water 1 paused, which was scanty at onellniuand free at others. Home times It pained mo to void It, and again It was almost IiiiihiuhIIiIo to do so 4 all. Fi nally I Ih'khii to puna clear blood secotn jih tiled with the greatest at rain and agony." No less tli nil Ito eminent physicians at tended Mr. Kurhtish lit various times, hut not one nf them could help him. lie was near death's door. Aud yet he snvs: "Tain allvo anil well to-dny. wholly through the wonderful power nf llunt's Itcmcdy which took mo from the VitkcoI the grave." This Great Kemeily abmluMy caret all Kidney, Liver aud Urinary Disease. For Sale by alt Dealer. O. N. OltlTTKNTON, General Agent, IIS Kulton HU, N. Y. m4 ptmpMrf St IS. Mmm't Knrtg (V, rrvW- It. I. MONEY Can be msdeessy by raising t:iilckcna. A larger page Illustra ted I'aUilogue de scribing Iuctitiatnrs, HnsHlers, HrotMllug IIoiih-s, lfnw and What to Feed, How long to keep them Id the 1! roodcr, Drinking Koiiutaliis.IilaoaaeB and their Cure, lu fuel more Information than Is given in msuy Sft-cent hooks. Belli hi any ldrcss on re ceipt nf 'in. stamp nir netuug, nous Mills, Done Meal and all kind oi l'oultrj Bllliplles. Addreu, Pitalumi Incubator Co. Pstaluina, CaJ- -ONE FOOT IN THE CRAVE." How often do we bear the above aald of aorne poor pilgrim o'er life' thornv path, wb'sss Uiturliiif step, pallitl face, unnatural f flitter of the eye and hai kiiijf coith, and us accompanying InvolunUi-y premure of tlie hand over tiie luns, the arat of the dread diiaus nnsunitiiai that cauaea the remark ( Too frequently, abut I aud in Uie Interest of such unfiH-titnatn this la peri lled, to assure thorn that their (tops need tend no longer towanla that narrow renep tade that await ail that ia, until life's allotted siai-e ia covered from any such cause, for Uie n-tentlnn rHsenrchea of Ilr. It V. Pierce, of the Invaliibf Hotol and Hurtcal Institute, of IlufTslo, N. V., ra aulUng in bis " leoldrl. siniicwj DiacovnrT," have wreatod from Nature a remrdj' whk-b never fail to cure this scourge of our raca (which ia realty nothing more nor lesa than Bcrofula of Uw Lungs), if taken In time and given a fair trial For Bcrofula In all it myriad forma, battier affecting the liuur-Uamiea or other organs or parts. Dr. Home's Golden Med ical Iriauovery la a sovereign remedy, and the only on that ia aoki hy druggist, under a positive guarantee from its manu G500 FiElVAMD laratsS ' Remedy cure tbe wont oaat, no mauer of how loog sunduig. 4oo, by drugglsta, Faber's Golden Fernale Pills.. For ferns Irregular Itles: uothliirllkethem ou the market. Nnrt ail Muceesslullir used by prominent ladle monthly. Guaranteed to ml leva aipph saoil menstruatloo. SURE1 SAFEI CERTAINI Don't be humhnggeif. Have Time, Health, aud mouey ;take uo oth er. Rent to any address, secure hy mall nil re ceipt of price, ..'.0U. Address, THE iPHRO ilEDlCINE COWPArir. Western Branch, Sus27,l'UItTLANU, OS Hold by Wisnow Itst u ro Turtland, Or. ISSS TO ClNCINNSTI. w. ITIk sttl CCU (., IX Im It., luuiiuU, I prsserth and fully .a. dor.. His 41 as ths only spaclflo forth. caruiacure or ItilsdtiiesHi. O. Il.IMIKAIf AV.H. D., Amsterdam, N V. W bars anid Rig a for Disny year., and .1 has J liven in past ol U actlnn. u. u nvcirv a rvt Chicago, ill. 1.00. !d by Druggist. X UllUTULUU RDnWU nunintuii unuiin eccne .DDI iutc Therscth. )s.i.u4.n rkNnisju-itMnuMt nmn nMlulve and li'ti Unruatt rrp. COCC lM'iHirul f4lAl.u wita M i.luIrmtlni I MLL MsAiltHl to lanjr viiln aiwn apftilffttloa 4 fsiu'afi'tss plilf Ittiwftr hwiU. lUoiHilav l'aiu4i( ilaimiims, Anunt, BwtMH roM, I'jiioxifi, t-nppitn.eui. CHICHCttTCN'fl tNQLISM PEIillYROYAL PILLS ! rrJiahi. IaiIIca, ml, Mrlmnill bOlr, 0rM Vila. blQt 1 ribb.. Tksk M ( I AllpllloV U MsMlkMrii bo i tat. dIdI fnaMri. ir ' !iiilMM imrsVHv H 4 4w V ((aini.a) (itviWilart, MwiIbmIoM M1 mil sm ii I'nele fteasaa Tobaere. You can't fool dis chile wld your trash to. backy. 1 smoke KAI and don't you forget It Home sniokers think that anything that They will llnd by a little rspsrlenoe that Uiera 1 a vast atlierruce In nmnking Tobaoeo. Just try' HitAI, nr Nohtii t:Hoi.iN."and you will so the dilfurenue batwenn it and the Imitation. SV.4 HN KKN. ATTENTION t Do you want to Hell or lluy a Farm I Writ ta us. Owners and ManHger or Froeerty, At tention! The l'OKII.ANI) LAM) (A d mIm In Hi nawsnanera III the United State. and are therefor Uie people to handle city and addition property. Il will pay ou to corr pond with us. Loan made oa farm and City property. s rise's Remedy fbr Catarrh at to Best, Kasleat lo Use, and Cheapest n sJISisi 1 IT Hold by drrHnrtst or sent by malL too, K T. UasulUua, Wsxrso, V. facturer, that it will benefit or cure, If taken In time and (riven a fair trial, or money paid for It will be refunded. En larged glniuls, tumor or " bunc-nea," are dishltei by ta use; old aore or ulcers healed ; " white swellings, " hip-Joint diaeaae, and kimlred ailinenta, permanenUy cured. It' a meifiWne, not a beverage ; a concen trated vegetable extract, without augar or syrup in it make-up. Don't beget urunk ard. A prrvliur and niarvelou in cura tive propertiea aa in it composition. It's mission I to cure, not palliate. "Uohlen Medical Discovery" invigorates and strengthen the liver and lungs, sharp en the apimtite, improve digosUon, puritlea the blooit, ckwne Uie svstom, and builil up both fleeh and strength when reduced by " wasting diantsea." It leails all other meov idne In amount of an lea. There' nothing ika it for tbe dlBeaae for which it ia rec ommended, so don't be fooled into accepting any substitute, aald to be " just aa good." It' an insult to your intelligence when un principled dealer try to pahn off tomrthing else upon you. put to muk a lit 1 1 bttttr profit I An horwHt dealer suppliw what bis customer want, without irueationing their intolligence. WoRi.o'a DmpgNa&air Mr dpi r. AaaocuTlos, loprietur. Buf falo, N. Y. . Is ofTored hv the mannrantiieiwanf DR. ftAfira CATARRH BEstEDV, for a case of Catarrh In the Head which they cannot cure, by It ml id- aiMrfh'nr- and healliia- nroiMu-tk-. Tlr ssjaawCsTaaiisMse osaasaaew jyliSirrl stielwsjt,y plysl- VSllY.fcgA V'" i"?i tasTF!7 VrW4A7''si V sill suatlera Sjr ClNCINNSTI. r .srattsri f f TO S DlTS.Xj 4, jj HMirwam pi MrlMrysytts 'llnasCstalssiai 0k AJlb jou Jry4"7V jq( i Hjlnk di die Stir i Jl jA