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OF THE MARCH. jrvant irit'trnrMilitan barker A . . l. nun tell ri!in'i IlllVHil'jl V.Vm by the tte of bis hair'l con"11"" . ...ii. im Unit with ilia hair The iit , . , :., . gamHon loft hw nreiiRih. I tie im considered Mdners a seriotH tion and Julius Caxar wan never . autirfied with hiniaclf because hU quite ""j Pl!.wfS.- l.nwflver. ia the open book ndone can readily trace in it vanou SUioM, lin... cbangea and com- P The eye that ia unu-ually bright and thus PalliJ lril5ht"eH9 ti,e face whoae ctneka natura painU a Zo"wiut beButy ftnua.lflu marked in contrat with the ala wer appearance of the forehead and Tand lower part of the face, ia one Mhoee whom the BkilU-d physician II tell you will some day dread the Cereal month of March, because it then that couaumption reaps its Client harvest. Consumption they tell us i caused by this that and the other thing, by microbe s in the air by m hro-organisms in the blood, by dQ Lit nutrition, by a thousand and one thinff, but whatever the cause, decay wins with cough and the remedy at will effectually stop the cause of that cough cures the disease of the lungfc . ... liiat is all there is of it. The cough is an evidence of a wast it To stop it effectually, a remedy mt be used that will search out the cause remove that and then heal the lung 'and do away with the cough. This is the power, special to itself, possessed alone by Warner's Log Cabin Cough and Consumption remedy. This is no new fangled notion of nar cotics and poisons, but aa old-fashioned preparation of balsams, roots and herbs, such as was ustd by our ancestors many years ago, ths formula of which has been secured exclusively by the present manufacturers at great trouble and expense. It is not a mere cold dryer. It is a system-searcher and upbuilder and a consumption ex pellant. Where others fail, it wius, because it get at the constitutioual caiiBe and removes it from the sytteni. J W. Henshaw, of Greensboro, Pa., on Jan. 15, 1888, reported that "he had derived more real benefit for the length of time, from Warner's Log Cabin Cough and Consumption remedy than he bad for years from the best state physicians." If you have a cough, night sweats, "positive assurance in your own mind that you, oh you, have no consump tion," and yet lose flesh, appetite, courage, as your lungs waste away, you may know that soon '.he funereal month of March will claim you, unless promptly and faithfully you use the article named. If other remedies have failed try this one thoroughly. If others are offered, int-ist the more on trying this unequaled preparation. Some persons are prone to consump tion and they should never allow tiie disease to become seated. MISCELLANEOUS. "What's the mutter with the baby, John?" "01111110, Maria; but I think it must be the yeller fever. Washington Critic -Tim punch bowl has been nearly banished from Washington society. Tea ami coffee t;ik the place of the into:' eating draught. -Uriglmui Young's body lies under (i 14,000-pouiid inscription stone uiiA there are three feet of solid matonrj around the grave. -"Mamma, docs it hurt ft sheep to llicar it?" asked a little Austin boy of bis maternal parent "What a silly question. Does it hurt your daddy ,to ihavo himself?" Sifthigs. -Mr. and Mrs. Marion Blackburn, of Sinnrlield. O.. have a week-old baby which weighs just a pound and ft half. The boy is perfectly formed and looks healthy. A lady's ring will go over a foot and up the leg to the body. The parents are large and healthy. -Naomi "William do you love me as itiueh as ever, now that we are mar ried?" William "Lovo you? I wor ship the ground you walk on!" Old Man (who has overheard them)-- "Yon Jo, eh? Then drop Into my office on your way down and I'll give you some bargains in real estate that'll nike your eyeballs jingle. You have excel lent judgment, young man." Scientists' say that shutting tlio eves makes the hearing more acute. This explains why a man can't sneak into the hotifje at midnight and crawl tip-stairs as noiselessly as a feather without being heard by his wife, who is asleep. If women were to sleep with their eyes open married men would have more fun at the lodge when there is a protracted session. Norristowr. Herald. OF GENERAL INTEREST. Eight aristocratic dogs ill of the jout are at Treport for treatment, says tue Boston .hurnaL A LUCKY TBIAL. Tlx fod Fortune which followed f treatment. Bin Francisco, February M, l88 Daaa 8m: It afford m great pleasure to tend lo this voluntary statement of my experience In lettUg the mertle of Joy Barsaparllla. For the Put Ave yesrs I have been troubled with n ex ceedingly aluggiah liver, and within the peat two yn 11 has brought within tte trail a thoroughly ordered stomach. Including lues of appetite ut distress after eating, paina in the back and kidneys, and bol a around my neck and face. I lave tried aereral remedies which are advertised specially f. r the liver, and could never get mure Una temporary relief of about a week or two. I as recommended to try a bottle of Joy's Vegetable Sansperilla aa a test, and while taking the first tall I became convinced of its merits forlcould 'el It m working a chauge in me. I have taken boules.and daring thai time my trouble have '"me. eiything Is working fullafad regular. 1 fact it has cleansed, purified and braced me up werally. I feel like a new man. You are at per fect liberty to use thia aa yott see lit, or you can Mae -- tn tUh Beasslsli. eeraer Third aad Xarkn itnets, FUNEREAL MONTH -RSONAL AND IMPERSONAL.1 The "violin-King," Joachim, lias temporarily lost the use of one of his lingers, and has gone to Amsterdam to sco if the famous massage operator, Dr. Merger, can restore it to iu functions. There is a drug merchant, a young man. In Davenport, Iowa, who has nine grandparents living two great-great-grandfathers, three gruat-great-grund. mothers, two grandmothers and two, grandfather. D. D. Bidwell. a Hartford news paper man, is the latest searcher after Captain Kidd's buried treasure. He hopes, by the aid of an ancient chart, to locate it on Elbow Key, one of the Bahama Islands. A young man living in St. Albans, Vt, awoke the other morning to find his mouth wide open and his jaw set in such a position that he could not close it It required the assistance of a physician to put the refractory jaw into place again. Madam Vincent is a French woman who has saved twelve people from drowning. A short time ago she jumped into the waves entirely dressed and rescued the twelfth, a six-year-old boy. She has seven children of her own, the youngest being still mi infant Jay Gould paid two hundred thou sand dollars for his country home up the Hudson, and it is said to cost him four hundred dollars a day, or neitrh one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year. It embraces almost a square mile of laud, ninety-live acres of which is lawn. Mrs. Paran Stevens, who owns the Victoria Hotel, in New York, was iu her girlhood a waiter in a Lowell res taurant, wlulo her husband began life as a stable boy. She is now worth $6,000,000, and her hotel is head quarters for the English aristocracy in this country. Mrs. Eliza Garfield was the only woman who ever saw her son inaug urated President of I lie United Slates. U ashiii:toii h mother was iivinir in Fredericksburg, Va., when the Fatlu of his Country was inaugurated, but she diil not witness the ceremony, which took place in New lork. Ladv Tennvson's dairy manage' ment, which is principally in the hands of Mrs. Hallam Tennyson, is known foi the excellence of the butter, cream and milk which it sends to market. Through the length and breadth of the Isle ol Wight there is an increasing demand for the produce of the Poet Laureate's dairy. Mrs. Joshua S'now, an old ladv who was present at the birth of Daniel V ebster, exclaimed in strong, einphatn laniruaLre: "this is mi uncommon child! Look ut iiis great size! Hi large head! His eves! I tell you, her is a wonderful child! I never saw his equal before! He will be worth mis- inir!" And he was "worth raising" n the event proved. Queen Kapiolani is very fond of the small items of female costume, such ns laces, shoes, lino hosiery, etc. Her order for gloves recently given to a Parisian aantier was so large that the employes of the establishment were kept at work night and day to complete it in time. The Hawaiian Queen wears a 7'i glove, preferred to those of six tocu-biition length. "A LITTLE NONSENSE." Lnndlndv fto boardefi "How i the butter, Mr. Dnniley?" Duniley (a prmluee broker) "Quiet but strong, madame, and in little deniaud." Trunin "Can't vnu give a poor niiiii somethimr to eat? I j:ot shot in the war and can't work." Woman "Where was vou shot?", "In the spinal column, niiiin." "do 'way! There was no such. Oaltie ioiigni. Texas Hit'tina. H.iwli.v "It.-ive vou ever heard Lodgeway lecture!" llrowne "X es, several times." liowlcV "How is he for eloquence? Does ho cany his au dience with liimf Hrowne "iNo, out lie might, for that mutter. "BurhHij ton Free Press. "What can vou tell me about K;iii?" oneried the pediiffoiruo. "Esau, respondeil theyoiitn, wnn tne clih alacritv of one who feels himself for once, on safe ground, "Ksau was a writer of fables who sola Ins copyngni for a bottle of potasli. leader "Bill Onmps was nominated bv 1hc Labor party last nirht." American mechanic "So I liMiird." L. L. "You'll support him, u-nn't vou?" A. M. "No. it isn't necessary that I should support him." L. L. "Why isn't llr'' A. m. -his wife does thaL "Ju lie. . Woman fwho has eiven some mince oie to tramp) "You seem to be hungry?" Tramp "That goes with out saying, which is a mt oi oauiy Anglicized French, ma'am, meaning in nnp nmi vis-orous Emrlish, 'You can lpf vnuraweet life I am. or I wotililn t be able to get away with much of this pie." K. Y. Sun. "I think a bath daily would be beneficial in your case," said the physi oliin tn Plodders, the valetudinarian "Vil. I ilon't know, doctor, reiiliea -15 ' Pledgers, in a feeble voice. "I took a I. , tli oii. h a vear or two niro. I felt better for a while, but it wasn't long before I was as bad as ever, ana I have been growing worse ever since. oi. Louis Magazine. To.ir.lipr "Class in physiology. stand up. Bodkins, how do you dis tinguish organio from inorganic n,Tti?" Bodkins "In the organic world every individual springs from some parent, while inorganic auo- stances are formed by cnemicai taws. T,or.hofv. frnod. Give an ex ample of an 'inorganic substance." Bodkins "An orphan. iye. The four fut naree mat are in routne of con struction at Kinsley City, near llirinlngliani. Ala., are to produce rsu tone of piidrun nay. wo tliiiinwiid nun will be emnloieu. Tin treat rsiahli'hmcut wilt font Ileal ly 11.000.0UU for construction. THE DEVIL I hll UKSt KIUED Ill hi ;o. Ia not a more tenacious monster than malaria. whither ti take I lie form of clnlle and lever, bilious n-mltiaiit, ague take or dmiiii an nr. L. ae Uir octopus 01 lliesiorv ll iiaepn ino u- lim In lis teniae-n he. and f il ls lilm elowr and doner In horrible embrace. Attacked with llok'lkr i;ioiiicb Hiltrra, however, II g'ta ually relar lla uvmciidout grip, finally aWn dons li. snd the ououdam siittcrer. IIIhthU d at last, rejoii ea in die sense ol new born freedinu, eiigi'iiilcred by the rtllorailon of rompli te health. DtaDt iMia. too, and oonallpatlun. tlio old and rvmoraclrm eneliiloa of the human fam ily, give ground, and are anally driven from the field by thia NaDolron of remedies, the greatest, the purest in the family pliannaio poJia. Itheumetlaiii succumbs lu it, so uo aio- ney troubles. The nerves, when overstrained, regain quietude and vigor by iu aid. and the ability to rust tranquilly and eat with test are increased by it IUoi t U it in time and avoid uiinecvaaaiy lutTerinif. A curled walnut tree felled In the Coal Itlver alley. West Virginia, was cut up lulo veneer ing and sold for ll.bOu. THK KLYIN'O DOVK OF PKACE. A rlchlv frosted outverlnit nvlnir Dove. A Dream of Life screen calendar. An Im ported ideal head. An Imported f oated now scene ami a iuii set oi mnisuim-cui floral cards. Fourteen artlHttc pieces. Sent to anyone who w 111 buy f om a drug gist a box of the genuine Dh C. M'I.ank's Cklkukatko Liv&k IIlls (price 2 cu.) and mail us the outside wrapper f'om the box with 4 cents in sumps, v rue your add res plainly. Flkmi.no Bhos., Pitts BUHOU, f A. The I'nlted Suites and Canada eiport to Eng land $T60.UUU worth of apples a year. Man wanta but Utile here below, but wants that little strong. Thia la emiei-iullv true of a I'Uiue. The av erage man or woman does not precisely hanker for it, as rule, but when taken, wishes it to be prompt, sure and effective. lr. fierees I'le.ouint Pmvative Pellets le&ve nollilnx to be desired ill point of elllcacy. and yet their action is tota.ly free from any unpliaiut symptoms, or diHK'"l'fB''-'"'uc,s- fund)' veKctuble, perfectly harmless. Tn 'vw York eilv the buiUlinir tradua) have fort)-Uve unions, with a nieiiibtmlilp of Oj.UUO. H.ri'Y HOMES. Much has been written and said about how- to make homo happy. The moralist and the preacher have hackneyed nils memo mini 11 would seem notliiiiK more remained to be sunt. Hut the philosophers have tfone far out of their way to account lor tlm prevalence of ill assorted couples and unhappy homes, and have over looked the clilet cause. .Most of the unlmppi nc of married life win b traced directly to those tuiictiunal derangements to which women are subject. In nine cases out of ten the Im- table. (liKsntislel ai.tl unnappy wiic is in- erer from some "female coiiiplulnt. A trial 01 Dr. 1'iercB H Kavoiitu rrescription win pruuuee muredomestio haiiuinesa than a inill.ou ser mons or philosophical treatises. It cures all those peculiar weukiinsscs and ailments Inel t It i Urn onlv medicine sold by di-UKKists, under a positive guurttiitue from the uiaiiulacluiers, thai 11 win give buoiuuuvmim every case, or money will be refunded, bee guarantee printed on wrapper enclosiut: botUe. Leather chair seats mav be revived by rub bing them wilu well-oeaien wuueoi . si i.-imia iuivn and Analytical i.I-...i.f l.uiu,i-Hiiirv ins Hint st.. forlland. rir. Amh1vi4 made of ull substances. Kates , .... ,.l,l ui.rl ullt-nr mni M.W. foCJ ague scut by mail or express promptly attended o, ana ruiurns maue. Kek stains on silver can be tuken off with tabic sail aim a wei run. a KK LIAltl.K AM) ALWAYS THE SAMK Hhaniihkth's Pii.i.h are ethe oldest. safest and liest blood purifier and purga knowu. They are purely veKetable, there fore harmless. They are always the same and alwavs produce the same etl'cct. Other nursntlvea reotl re liii-reasva uohcb buu . . . . .i . i llimilv ceaKB actlnir altoKctliT. A course of one or two of Ukasuuktii's 1'ii.i.s taken eai'h niirht Ih a llonitive Clire I T COIlBttpa lion, headrc he and a I bilious amoiuers. If vou can't take them plain get. them augur coati u. Su-it nniutiuw n-oulre iiearlr twice tho time that Insh potototM no el'iier io iibku or oon. See Anti.ell l'liino advertisement. Tky Okk.mka lor breukfust. OamellUie hntinivei snd nrewrvM the onmplerlnn. JACOBS OI, 15-' THE LEADING REMEDY. THE TRADE SAYS 80. The Suffering Class Says So To The Trade. ITS VIHTlll-.S AKK PHKNOMKNAL. ITS ttKtS AKK MAKVELOUM. Chronic Cases 40 Years' Standing Cured l'eriuniieniiy. riie Clirle A. Voire ler Co., llillto., Md. ELY'S CREAM BALM. CatarrH Fnrthrcfr.rksl was suffering fromastvrre Colli in Head and pain in temnlcs. after only six applica tions oj fiy Creamllalm I wa rt.lieved. Every trace of my coW wasrrmmra. li. C. Clark, hi Divi sion N. Y. Ap HAY-FEVER praisers off lee. A psrtlcle Is applied lno each oottrll arid Is frees1'' Price M t druMlM: by oiail, nwlierl, H) cts. KlY KKOTHHIC iiiwi"idii II. HALL'H PULMONARY BALSAM a auviHioa KtMioT roa COUGHS, COLD', INCIPIENT C0SBUKPTI0N And all Throat and Lung Troubles. Hold by all lruaa-lU for 50 Ceata. J. R. CATES A CO., moral moss, 4l7MnaomrMt. IASI FBASCIttCO mm Grt's la ltl.tti.Mri iht U S .is Off-, ni.i.i . bcatmolu. Kee " lovs K-n ua.. Mvioes KNABEI B The best PIANO m earth) Haines lira, a 1-IAKU PAITI'8 preference. .. ... rv A T. Unpr,"ift A Co Ba inOBlcai A-l'n" ."" -, , . . . , moved to ISi Post Ht.. Han t raoci w. Ul. afarxaia tor Bale.' rjE fiTim ro riBtriA toMORrp- ft US. Ottoowood. HhaMs Covoty. Cal . fnitt bait JrLHmuMV ; or. to H. OKI KFi Tule. Jscasoo Count;, Or, eaoter of Rnfue iUvar VslUj. i - anlrt nllnni'TsHr"1;"'" " I A tit. lyiiiln fur dealer recently recelvid from Tetas l.cr.'l wi deal kkii-s ill uuo ooiisigumebt. lOK ICItKIIN, MAItANMIS AND WASTING ItlsiMtllEliH OK HII.DltKN, Mrett'n KinnUiuu of I'u e Cod Mver Oil with Hypouhoaiiliitm is mi- quallml. The ra pidity wi ll whieh children Kin flesh and treiiK'h UHin it is v- ry womb rful. ltend the follow Oik: "I hav e tiHetl Mcott s Kmulsion in cHesof itlckrta. ml Murasnius of long stand ing, ana have been more tliun ph-axed with the n.ulut, as in every cane the iiniiruveiiieiit was u.rked.,-J. M. Main. M. I).. New Vurk. Its thoiisamls of cuies are the best advertise ment of llr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy, "Hrown'n Ri-ourlilnl Trochea" reliete Hronchiiia, Asihuia, Catarrh Throat Disce es. will aud CONSDMrTION bUBELY CURED. To the Kdltor:- 1'lease inform your readers that I have a pos itive remedy for the above named disease. 11 IU timely use thousands of hop. U ss cases have been permanently cured. 1 shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy KKKK to any of your readers w ho have consuimiUoit if tliey will aeud me their Ktpress and I'. O. address. llespectfully. T. A. 8 LOCUM, M. C 181 Pearl St. New Yora Wakelee's 8qulrrel aud Gopher Kutermlnator. Try it, and prove the best Is the cheaptst, S akeloe k Co.. Man Francisco. c 1 S'.Bwrc-d' TMSft -NEED IT!- uieand liniiiedhite relief In all cues ut Spralm, llrulies, Coimnlonn, Aliralnlona. Iiiirns, srnld. etc. Prevent lutliiiun. umtion. ami erteeis mat velmin cinei. hone who sutler frmn Atliina. 1'leuri.iy, Sore ryes or Sure Throat, will And II an liicniialie remedy, si a single trial will prove ceuvineiiiK. ne who suffer ' from Polls, liunlons. or Pslnfiil Cuin, cannot sBui'it to be without s tinttle uf thin inut soothing remedy, wliKb iilves hnilHiit relief, lies, Iiidliteatluu. Nervous Dyspeimla. 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Kirlc fri. of Martin- -urnh, W V, nrffreil for Hitl on the Puciii Hlutm. Can im mriu- fftct irwi tor tn 1 wilt f r (150). It will do en men'l wurk CuUojn. p!uutel In ratvt. " Huuil tot drtwtug. ilfHrrfiitliin tl tM liiKiniiiU. '!' I A PITA LINT 4 A .11 HALEIMRl WW ft iNHl llivrnb- mp"t tn pfiUsiit r p-tontml urttctwi, .vide 0 BAN- KOJCN. o 6 Kifly Kt., Bta Krticioo, i LIFE SCHOLARSHIP, 97S. BEND rUK CTKCULAB. CIL'IMUfAV KKAIIl'H, fKAHKst OILIiinn i HA H. Oabler, hoenish Plaoia: BnrdeU Oraans. band Instruments. Laic tact of Hheet Murle and Books, kaiids sonpUed st rs-ra PHW MATTUIAa UKA 1)0., iM Fust otrsst. Baa frsndaw it J'iCO V Kit a S I A. 0 YOU. ALL C A Lovely Skin Notlilmtls known to silence at all coiniarable to tlit U'TtctiU ItCMttuu hi their marvellous proierlies ul ilew lni;, luilfylng and bcautllylu the il.ln, an J in cuilii; torturing, di!V'rlg, lull ing, ic-aly and plin, ly diteaMn tl tlit skin, scalp and blood, w ith lou of hair from Infancy to a.-. CiTtaaA, tiie (rust Skin (,'urs, and Cvricuai Soap, an cxquUite S.ln 0 autiner, prcred Ir-.m It, externally, a. id Cvna'ai ItasOLvaxr, tlis new Wood Puri.lor, liiteriially, are a pasltlie cure for very form ul skill aud Mood disuase, trout luiplus to serolula. I liavs lisd a moat wonderful ours of salt rheum. For (ho years 1 have sudervd with this discaae. 1 had .t on my faeo, arms aud lianila. I was unable to do an) tiling w hatever with my bauds tor over two years, I tried hundreds of roiuodies, and not out had tiie Ust effect. His doctor said my ra was incurable, t saw your sJmrtUciutnt, and concluded to try the tVriccu llmiuita; and nlacdibls as it may seem, that atler uliij one box of Ci'Tici', and two cukes of Cimcvat Soir, and two bottles ot Ctrncuaa Uxsolvint, I Bud 1 am entirely cured. Those who tliluk this letter exatfsrated may coma aud ses me aud find out for themselves. OR ACE P. 11 AlthllAM. Noitli St. Charles Street, Dells Ulvar, Out. CvnaaA Rxsiniss are absolutely purs and the ouly iiitidllbls blood purifiers and skill beautiflura. TIN I TED with the loveliest delicacy la the skin uauieu vim iVTlies jiBuicArav ouAr. I?,.- Tk. MPTPXrOlTX fOr lllC 1I EiRVUUO The DEBILITATED The AGED. Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute HtulT of Kbtlnoen Experienced and Mklll fill rbyslcliiiis und Hiirucous. ALL CHRONIC DISEA6E3 A 8PECIALTV.- PiiilcnlH t n-nti-d hiM-0 or ut tin lr hoincfl. Many tn-iitod nt honiii, lliniuifli ciirrmpoiicli'iict', ns successfully us If huro in lieiwin. Come and f-e us, or wild ton coins in siuiiie mr our "Invalids' Ouide-Book," wlilrli Rlvca ull piirtio uhii-s. Adilrciwi Wotii.ii'H Ihhi'Knhauv AIkoi CAI. Association, WW Jlulil Ml., iiuuiiiu, n.a. n .. ...a.. .. A , l..t.l!l,ntni4 ror woni-oiiv ruu-ouwn, ,,.-,iti.,, achool teachers, milliners, aenniHtrciws.hoiiso- a I 1 .....wipullv Keepers. Iinu hvitwui mil w,mih-ii h1m,,"".'J Dr. l'lrroe'8 Fiivorilo l'nucrlptlon Is the beat .a ,, , . i.... ..... I. .a 1, la .w.l "f'liroih." Ill UN limilllUIVli l-illliv. i.nii.H but adiiilmbly fullllla a aliiirlemta of purnoso, being- a most potent Kpcolllo for all those Chro;lo Weitknesse anil DlHcaaea rx'cullur to VfOinen. Tho treiitment of ninny thousundi of such canon, at the Inviillds' Hotel and Hunt leal Instltiito hiia adordwl a Inrtro oxperleuoe iu aduptiug reuiedlca for their cure, ana Dr. Pierc8's Favorite Prescription la tho result of this vast eiperlonco. For internal congestion, Inllamniatloii aud ulceration, It la a Specific. It la a powerful (renentl, aa well pi uterine, tonic and nervine, and Imimrta yliror and stn niftli to the wholo systom. It cun wrakma ol atomach, Indlireatlon, blontlna;, wwik back, nervous prostration, oxlmustlon, debility and abplewnefM, In cither sex. Favorite Prescrip tion ia aold by dniKiriels under our posUlM ouaraiUee. Boo wruppur around bottle. PRICE $1.00, roa 0O.OO. Bend 10 ocnta In stamp" for I)r. Pieroe'i lanrc Treatise on Dtaca of Wonii-n (HiO psifes, paiwr-covered). A-hlnns, Woiii.n a IIihi-en-Miir Mkoical, AaaoCUiioN,fliJMaiu blrcet, Uuffaio, N. V. VVccvrAt. LIVER VLVfeA.NVO pTTTQ. ASTI-BILIOl S and CATIIABTI7. SICK HEADACHE, niMnna IIeadaf.het Ilzzlni tonal I pa lion, Iiidla-eatloii, and BIllouaAttacka, tromptly cured by sr. lerce'e Floa.ant Puraatlra FelleU. S ou its a viul, by Drugif lata. ((omtjoiind p'r ,' .' 'H' " 'SiwJ S Ife RMS- I havs been aflllcted tines Ia4 March with a akW disease Uie doctors callixl acsenia. sir lace WW covered with nabs and sorts, aud tbt ttchinf aad burning were almost uuboarablu. Ssobig yoo CVTicvaA IIeiisuiu so lil.-hly reenmuwDded, aoa- duded to givt them a trial, uUi( tlit ttmcca and CvncvaA 8oAr txtemally, aud Haaokvnt bitema'li', for four tuontlis. I call niysslf esked. in gratitude for which I make Oils publio stetenwat. CLAIIA A. rUWClllt'K, 11 road Brook, Couu. t have tuSored from Salt Rheum for ever eight years, at times so bad that I could Bol attend to my business for weeks at a time. Three bears el CVTiuuai and four bottles IUmiivsxt have - tlrvly cured nit ot tide dreadlul dLeue, JOHN Til I EL, o 1S76 Second Avenue, New York Ciryv Tlit box o' Cimci aA Uiat you tent ait mouths ago did nit so much good tluit I will wm4 lor another box, belleviug that It will cure me of a skin diseant with which I havt bees troubled lot eighteen year. FANNIK I JOHNSON, Anisterdan, Va. Sold everywhere. I'rire: CiTicnaA, to,; Hoar, JOc; Kxs0LVsT, II. I're;ared by the Porrat Uaua and Ciiksicai. Co., Bostou, Uasa, fJ-Scudtur"llow to CM-s Skin Disease, M pages, CU illustrations, and lot) testimonials, t. PIM I'LRS, blackheads, ehapgied and oily all Is prevenie.1 by tuvicuaA tiaiiiCATsa Hoar. A NERVE TONIC. Celery and Coca, tho prominent b KTcdlcnls, are llio best mid anfert Korve Tonics. It utreiiKlhens anil quiets the nervous system, riirlug Norvoiui Wcultucss, Uyrtcrla, Hlccp lcHNiiees, &a. AN ALTERATIVE. It drives nut tho poisonous humors of the blood piirllVliiK und eiirlc'ilnn it, and to oveivoiiiliiK tlnwe ill'u.-s n-sulliiitt from luipuro or impover ished IlldOll. LAXATIVE. Acting nillillybut Jtirolynn thebow cl ltcim-s Imbltuul consttpiulnii, ami pmninti-surcKUliir habit. itMrciiKtli ens the stiiniiich, and aids digestion. . A DIURETIC. In ltarmnpwltl"'i the licst and most active illurrtlcsi if llieMiiterlaMcdlcii arc ciiinliliicilheleiitllleiillyvvllli other cd'cctlvu n'moillei fori.lM'asesof tho lliliicvs. Itcmibo rviun on to give iiulck relief and nwedy euro. ( , . .-...! I.I.I t mt..A IIiini:ir.onoi IBriMUi-lIlM- iin.i.-".. from i-rmwholuveuil this reniedr with renurW.li.lieneUt. beudlormreuln,gltui rrlei 11.00. fold by Bnujalits. WELLS, RICHASDSON ft CO., frqpt mini vinrnvu Aim REWARD! mnn ''ll tl"dd for each and every il" ef ril A IIIIII .,n uliaiancra hniuil III W ImIoiii Knliertlixi. ackiumltniKi il the n.ii.t ililiulitllil and on v mully liuniili'M toilet arlicie evi'r in.ui.ci iur iauiiijiii, and renlnit tlw enuuilellnn. r innlnit Im, mmliaru, tr.okli-ii and all lilciiilnlu a and MiMiiieM ol the aklu. Ued and Inilnnuxl by Uie ell' of society aud the lave. Knl'l l all ilnijilUi at M ecu's p" l"tl" Whlls anil Klcwli. Mnul,tiirl li W. M. WiMlMfJI 4 l .. Oli.-mmU Piirllsml I Irwin , The BUYEnS'OUIDBla laauod March and Bopt., Ieaoh year. It ia an euoy olopodia of useful Infor mation for all who pur. ohnus the luxuries or the neoossitios of life. We c;m clothe you and furnish you with all the neoonsary and unnecessury appllanooa to rido, walk, dauoe, aleerv eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at homo, and in varioua siaes, atylea and quantities, Just figure out whnt ia required to do all these things COMFORTABLY, and you can make alair estimate of tho value of the BUYEIW GUIDE, wuioh wiU be aent upon receipt of 10 oenta to pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Miohigan Avenue, Chicago, 111. 1st Premiums. 85,000 in ws, 20 years ltalilllied, Mew . ,i,ii.Mil miauI Tun tnr Ue- f "..Tf .TTiT.J in.,.,, l.v whl.-h inir I'lniK Vll, 111 urn ill li" stand In tune 40 jears, oi.d l..r pal j not aljb-d by climate. NO wnoil w spin, ure,s", - craik, detay, or wear out; w guarantee it. We tant lloeewood Cases, 8 itilnjt, double ryuAt action; flneat Ivory keys; the rainous AN! SKI U Lull or write for Catohnie,re. J-H. AN I1HUJ. PIANO CO., Manufacturers. Odd Fellows lb.ll, Mar ket and seventh btreets, Ball Francisco. Northwestern Detective Bureau, BKATTLE, V. T. tn.. w..P.v..u.t..rn ri. tM-tlvn Htireaii. Ineorporated tit the laws of Waahluiuu Terrlt. r Iu IKhS, hs eiirri inclsi ta aistloneil at all lliiporwilii ikiuiw. on m e kiialneaa ol elllier criminal or civil oliwaewr pronilty stteiiihil to. We ilesiro sttenU anil cnrrwilioiiilenia lo eery city snd town Iu ti.s United Hutes and (lanasla. All biiainciia atrlolly roi.ileiitil. Aiiilreaa all letU rs tp Mouth wkstkun LsTKi-riva Uuksau, HealUe, W. T. BlftJ has fiven univer sal satlslactlon In the curt of Ounorrba-a and Oleet. 1 prescribe it and test safe iu recommend Inf It to all sunerera. i triiHi-n a ' i4 Dscatur, UU J rmcE.ti.oo. sartl Bold by Ume-lsta. ' OLD SORES AND ULCERS tn au idinor.a b i,ia.v tuaai a. itswuf falls, hj Mall.t. Ma4e by J.f. st'aiU. silsa. A N AGENT WANTKI) IN EVKIIY TOWM 1 on the 1'aciHo Coast for Klnihnll s Mquid (Hue. Neediil In every family 6M Valencia Ht.B P .OaL $5 To8 a Iy. Bamples worth r.W, VWriL. t ... .....l.-r tha hnnyiahiel. Write B.W- Tr'HrrTVltsiKlloi.nr('o.,llolly,3llch. I CURE FITS! Whn I aa; rur I iniXiMM awrelr to stop thee f. a mo. and t lien h.. llien. return '" "JT " r..li.l cure. 1 bmv. mad" lb. diw ol r ITS. M U l.i hr ur ri.i-in niv.. - . . M,i.l. toeuia lb worat sains, beekoss ur r Ai.iJu ni. iv , i."- -.. ,, Klwra b flll oo raasen f autpow asve laiwu m HandsloiKM Pna Bottle ear. . IV-nq u on- im "-,.-; ,UT w my minimi renwar. ' -1"-, - - " r lt(U.UOtT.ilt.C.lB3Feirllt.Niw eura. ulllill nmtaf. '"Jt-i"7".""!," " i Z P. K. U. M BI-& T. K. U. Wo, JO. PIANOS F JTCtttaala .1 f f TO t DATa.U . jdmnaft sm a m''M sasssairtstars. " Kj riiyyis I I Znss Oksaleal oa. V OlnclnaaU V0bio. tra4l