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EUGENE CITY GUARD. g, L, UAMPIIKLL, lrvrletr, EUGENE CITY. OREGON. RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL Methodism Is still Uie most power- ful denomination in tlie South, especi lly In Georgia. The London Road Car Company, to their credit, stand out against the practice of running car on Sunday, al though they bcliovo their dividend tould bo increased oue per cent, by adopting it At Mr. Moody's two schools In Kortlilield, over five hundred young tnen and women are now being educat ed to become missionaries, teachers and workers in other branches of Christian effort Higher education has mado great advancement in Greece during recent years. The lyceum for girls lias a stuff ol seventy-six tcaencrs ami i.ow piipus. Illiteracy in tlie kingdom is rare, even U the out-of-the-way hill countries. A littlo girl in a Boston school who was asked todehno the word "redress promptly replied that it meant a femalo reader. And a littlo girl in an English school recently gave "gandress" ns feminine, of gander." Cincinnati Times. A man with patched garments re- tcntly came into the rooms of a London missionary society to beg. as was fear td, but biking out a package of bank note ho said ho wished tliem to be esed in'preaching Christ to the heathen. Uis gift amounted to (375. The Turkish tiovernmcnt officials have now put the seal of tlie Sultan on thirty-two editions of the Arabic Scri- tures and parts of Scriptures, thus giv Ing the sanction of the Imperial Caliph of Islam for the frco circulation of the word of God. K W. Christian Ad vocate. Kov. Ij. Lloyd, of the Church of England, whn has I eon laboring in Fuh Chow sineo 187G, states that tlie 1,600 converts whom ho found on going to Full Chow have been increas- Id to tho grand total of 6,000, and of these he himself has been privileged to baptize ono thousand. Public Opinion. Head and Han't Is tlie name of the Gttlo paper, whoso lirst number has just appeared from tho press of the LeMoyne lustitute at Memphis. Principal A. J. Bteole is the editor, but the mechanical work is all done by members of the lanual training department This irauo shows both good head work and food baud work on tho part of the pupils. m WIT AND WISDOM. -De nearor sundown do busior de lazy man. The Judge. An impecunious man designates a Ion-dollar bill as "a William," becauso he is not, sufficiently familiar with It to call it "Bill." Truo politeness is perfect ease and freedom. It simply consists in treat ing others just as you love to bo treated fourself. Every man has a right to mako himself something bettor than ho is, but no man has a right to claim honor nd credit which are not duo him. Young woman (timidly to clerk) "I would liko to look atsomo false hair, please." Clek (experienced) "Yes, aia'um. What color does your friend want?" Sale offooteif. Life. On a Would-bo Cornetist: No mora Ifli ahrlU Wan i Our ears will ring Oiroufh; L Ue rosls now nt last, And Uio uolgbbon rest, too. Boston Budget. A writer assorts that "tho old-fashioned rocking chair is and always will bo the favorito articlo of furniture " Guess not Tho sofa with a tendency to sag In the middlo still holds its own. '-Burlington Free Press. Some ono who has given the sub ject considerable study says that "blue yes usually go with light hair." Wo have not given the matter much thought but we have noticed that black eyes frequently go with a bloody aose. KorrUtown Herald. Teacher With whom did Achilles fight at Troyf Nov-With I'luto. "Wrong." "With Nero." "Wrong." 'Then it was Hector." "What made rou think of I'luto and Nero?" "Oh, I know it was ono of our dogs. Their tames are I'luto, Nero and Hector." Frankfurter Zeitung. Tough (in apothecary's shop) Bay. young feller, gimme ten grains o' trichnine, right away, In a big hurry, and don't you forget it Clerk Hats? rough-Now, look a-here. I don't want any o' your slang, or I'll jump ver there and spoil thai dude collar o' fours In 'bout four seconds. Ho was waited on immediately. HarjKr't haiar. -The society column of the Heppncr (Ore.) Qatette contains tho following hem of Interest: "Miss Carrie Dillon will teseh Uio school up IUm guit.n this spring. Carrio is now developing her muscle with a pair of dumb-bells, and proposes to subjugate old Tom Carter's freeklo-faccd boy if she has to break his back and horsewhip old Tom If he interferes." Mis. ltagloy Aurella, you had better hide that milliner's bllC and I'll try to shave enough off the grocer's bill to pay it Your paw is greatly worried tver his business affairs. Aurvlia O law! you don't mean to sat he Is going to fail? Mrs. Kagley-l know nothln for certain, but last night I heard him talking in his sleep about being robbed by a man named Umpire and about the men going out on strikes, and I fear Hit worst fhiUiUlphia CalL SCIENCE OF LONGEVITY. A Few Uomraente On she Normal or Nat ural l.liult of Human Mrs. I have before mu the records of no less than fifty-two centenarians, tho de tails in regard to whom have been col lected by a committoo of the Britis Medical Association. Of tho fifty-two no fewer than thirty-six (more than two-thirds) are women. This may probably be attributed In largo part to the comparative immunity that woino enjov from many risks to which men ore exposed, but? probably it is due not less to their greater toinporance and to their freedom from tlie anxieties and heartburnings which attend men struggles for Influence and even for maintenance. Modicat men contend however, that women also possess greater inherent vitality than men, tho mortality of girls being less than that of boys, oven during tho lirst year of life, when tho femalo ij neither more temperate nor less ambitious than tho male, and is exposed to as many dangers. Of the 16 men only one was single; 10 of the 30 women were single; 15 men and 20 women, then, among the cen tenarians wero married; but, naturally enough, of these 41 a large number, all In fact, but 5, were widowed. Three of the 52 were rich, 19 poor, tho rest in comfortable circumstances; 9 were fat (only one man), 23 lean, 18 medium only 8 wero full-blooded; the rest aver- ago or pale, forty had good.digostion, which after 101 years means a good deal. Most of the 62 liavo had good ap petites, only two having appetites classed as actually bad; most of them hare been through life moderate eaters; 12, however, have eaten largo quantities of food. Only one is returned as a large eater of llesh food, and only one ns a great consumer of alcoholic liquors (in his case tho liquor preferred has ben beer). Only eight of all the number are classified as siniulv "irritable," but to these must be added 5 classed as "ir ritable and energetic." As to smoking, 32 are non-smokers, 17 smoko much (4 of them being women), 3 moderately, and 2 a little; only 1 chews; 37 avoid snuff. wnen wo tase a number ot cases such as theso in all classes of life, un der many varied circumstances, and not characterized by nny special course directed toward tho attainment of mere longevity (which might possibly bo gained without real advuntago, all that makes life worth living being sacrificed for life's sake), most men not affected by specific disease, constitutional or in herited, may hope to attain an age con- iderably exceeding three score years and ton, or even four-scoro yoars. It would appear, in fact, as though five score years were tho natural or normal limit of human lifo, and that whon in on dio many yoars before that age is at tained tlie fault apart from malignant diseaso or accident has lain with thom solves. Underlvinff the old proverb. 'Every man is a fool or a physician at forty," there is tho important truth that it is in every man's power, if ho is wiso, to recognize early in lifo, like Conyiro, tho requirements of his own constitu tion, and the means by which all such stores of vitality as it may possess may bo utilized. liichard A. Proctor, xn Cosmopolitan. FIRST CLASS COTTON. An Honest Colored Man's Iellncs with nn Unreasonable White Man. "This bale of cotton soems to bo un usually heavy, old man," said a cotton buyer to a negro whoso cotton he had ust weighed. "Yas, sali; yas. Raised in misrhtv low groun' down naixt tor do bayou, sail. Olo Tom Neil had somo raised down dar dat's heavier don dis." "But this seems to bo a littlo too !ivy." H), its nnclml, sah; it's nnchul. Mighty heavy dew down in dat low groun' at night Almos' think dar'd been or rain ever' mawniii', sah. Yns, it's nachul." "Yes, but 1 don't care about payinz you until I open this bale." "Dar am t no use'n openin' do b.tle. sali; no uso er tall. Cotton's all dar. achul au' mighty lino. Look out. boss, (loan t'ar do cotton ter pieces dat erway. Lookout inier it fool in' 'Ion" wid it dat erway. Dar, dat'U do. O. yer see, it s nachul. Low groun' " Hie cotton buyer hauled out a lo" of green wood. "What do you call this?" "Sali?" "I say what do you call this?" "Y"y, sali, somo o' de cuis things mind. What do you call "Never this?" "Looks like wood, sah; Til bo blamo ef it doau. Is it sho' 'null' Wood. OSS?" "You know well enough what it is. you good-for-nothing old rascal." "Who do?" "You do, you tlieiving " "Ta keitv, now; U kern. Neber seed it wood till dis minit, an' I doau know how it got dar. Muster dropped in w'en I wan't lookin'." "I think it dropped in when you were looking. Take your cotton away from here. I don't want it" "W'y, sah, jes pay me fur de cotton an' let do wood erlone. W'at yer mean by sloh capers? Huh. I n'in' axed yer to tako do wood. I I I am' er pusson to foroe iiuthin' on er man w'en he doan' want iu Yes. sah, dat's mighty tine cotton, liaised down dar " "Take It a way, I tell you. Take it away or I'll burn it up." "W'at, ooiue'stnivin' er man's prop, erty wid.mt gihiu him warniu?'. On reasonalilest man I ebor seed, an' It LINCOLN'S NOMINATION. ark er doan peer ler mo Pke yer wanter a hones , nohow; an' I w!inii- t..n right vero dat I am' gwine ter hab'no mo dealm" wid yer. Ef dar's ant thing I epiios it's er unhones' w'ite Arkantaw Travtier. Announcement of the HalloU in the Chi caifo Conventlou of 1HU0. Though it was not ex peeled to be docisivo, the very first ballot foreshad owed accurately the final result The "complimentary" candidates received the tribute of admiration from their resneoiive States, Vermont voted for Collainor, and New Jersey for Dayton, each solid Pennsylvania's compli ment to Camoroii was shorn of six votes, four of which went at once for Lincoln. Ohio divided her compli ment Si for Chase, 4 for McLean, and atonco gave Lincoln her 8 remaining votes. Missouri voted solid for her candidate, Bates, who also rocelvod a scattering tribute from other delega tions. But all theso compliments were of little avail to their recipients, for far above each towerod tho aggregates of the leading candidates: Seward, 173; Lincoln. 102. In tho ground-swoll of sui pressod excitement which pervaded the con vention there was no timo to analyze this vote; nevertheless, delegates and spectators folt tho full force of its premonition; to all who dosired tlie defeat of Seward it pointed out the winning man with unorring cer tainty. Anothor littlo wrangle ovor some disputed and protesting delegate mado tho audience almost furious at the delay, mid "Call tho roll!" sounded from a thousand throats. ' A second ballot was begun at last and, obeying a force ns sure us tho law of gravitation, tho former compli mentary votes came rushing to Lin coln. The whole 10 votes of Col lamer, 44 from Cameron, 6 from Chase and McLean, were now cast for him, followed by a scatter of additions along tho whole roll-call. In this bal lot Lincoln gainod 79 votes. S-ward only 11. Tho faces of tho New York delegation whitoned as tho balloting progressed and ns tho torrent of Lin coln's popularity becamo a river. Tho result of the second ballot was: Snw ard. 184; Lincoln, 181; scattering, 99. unen tno vote ol juncoin was au nounced there was a tremendous burst of applause, which tho chairman pru dently, but with difficulty, conlro'ed and silenced. The third ballot was begun amid breathless suspense; hundreds of pen cils kept pace with the roll-call, and nervously marked the changes on thoir tally-sheet Ihe Lincoln iisrures steadily swelled and grew. Votes came to him from nil the othor can didates 4 from Seward, 2 from Cam eron, 13 from Bates, 18 fro.n Chase, 9 from Dayton, 8 from McL an, 1 from Clay. Lincoln had gained 50; Sew ard had lost 4. Liir before tlie fflcial tellers footed up their columns, spectators and dologatos made tho reckoning and know tho result: Lin coln, 231; Soward, 181. Counli.ig the scattering votes, 465 ballots had been cast, and 233 were necessary to a choice; only 1 votes more wore needed to make a nomination. A profound stillness suddonly fell pon tho wigwa u; tho men ceased to talk and tho ladies to flutter their fans; one could distinctly hear the scrntch- ng of pencils and the ticking of tele graph instruments on tho reporters' tables. No announcement had been made by the chair; changes were in order., and it was only a quostion of seconds who should sponk lirst While evory ono was loaning forward in in- tenso expectancy, Mr. Carltor sprang pon his chair and reported a chanjro of four Ohio votes from Chase to L;n coln. 1 hero was a moment's pause a teller waved his tally -shoot toward tho skylight and shouted a name and then the boom of a cannon on the roof of the wigwam announced tho nomina tion to the crowds in tho streets, where shouts and salutes took up and spread the news. In the convention the Lin coln river now became an inundation. Amid tho wildest hurrahs, delegation after delegation changed its vote to the ictor. A graceful custom prevails in order American conventions, that the hairman of the vanquished delegation is lirst to groet tho nominee with a short address of partv fealtv and promiso of party support. Mr. Evans, no spokesman for New York, essayed romptly to perform this courteous office, but was delayed a while bv tho nthusiasm and confudon. The din nt ength subsided, and tho presiding offi cer announced that on the third ballot Abraham Lincoln of Illinois received 864 votes, and "is sulected as your candidate for President of tho United ates." Then Mr. Evarts. in a voice f unconcealed emotion, but with ad- mirablo dignity and touching elo- uenee, speaking for Seward and for New York, moved to make tho nominn. ion unanimous. Centurv't lift r,f Lincoln. Tlie Saskatchewan (Can.) Herald says: Somo weeks ago a colony of grasshoppers hatched out on the plains between the bush and Eagle Creek, on the Sw:f ; Current trail, and for tho distance of about a dav's travel cleaned off every greeu thing. But their appetites were stronger than their growth; they ate down all that was within their roach whilo they were yet too young to fly, aud so starved to deaih. -Egotism, vaniiy and selfishness spoil conversation far more than de iieienev of talent Thoy render a man wearisome and tedious to his best friends, ijnd unendurable to others, and he is left alone as soon as courtesy will perud . At WesthVd toads gather under the el ctrio ligliis. attraou-d bv their brilliancy, and spend their Time in fr.ot'e jumning after the shadows of luscou thrown upon the crouud. .FACTS ABOUT CANDY. lotsrestlof Information I'lofced Up T New York Reporter. There Is more money la molasses randy at tho ordinary soiling prices than in any other kinu. rtusn to molasses candy como choeo late drops, caramels and other candies In which sugar and chocolate or plain flavors ore the ingrodients. The candies on which thoro is the least protit in proportion to tho selling prico are those which sell high. Tho best confectioners' sugar costs but little over six conts a pound, and the best grades of molasses are not dear. They and a littlo flavor-inn- make molasses candy, and that is whv there is so much profit in it There is another particular besides good grades of molasses or sugar and flavoring that makos a bigunioroncn in the nualitv of candy and would account for the superiority of some candy over others. That is the quality of the but ter. Cheap confoctiouors do not use butter at all. There aro plenty of sub stitutes for it but none answers entire ly. One of the best known candy men in New York, who has built up a large business, starting from a small taffy shop, thinks that his use of fifty-cent butter in his molasses canity tias none more to build up his trade reputation than any thing else. Ho givos as the keynote of candy success : "Pure ma terials, fruit sirups and tine butter. As much candy of the best grades is sold iu summer as in winter, if not more. Tho candy stores down town do a big summer business, as business men buy candy there for their wives out of town, and young clerks send a box every littlo while to their girl who is off at some summer resort In tlie winter the bulk of the trade is by the women themselves, who cause more trouble than the men, nnd do not buy so much of the highest price. When a man is buying candy he asks for tho best, while a woman prices the candies as she does every thing else. A woman s candy store can always be told from a man's candy store by noticing whether there is a soda-water fountain and somo tables to sit down at A man does not go to a candy store but to a drug store, for whatever soda-water he may want while a woman prefers a candy store to have a soda water and ice cream attachment Some of the candy stores are accused of run ning liquor attachments in tho back room reserved for ice cream tables, but as nion do not go thore a male roportor has no way of finding out except by hearsay whother there is a secret for men in the guiso of an ice croam parlor. The host paid man in a candy estab lishment is the designer of new candies. His pay is $o0 or $60 a week, while tho foreman of the factory receives only $30 or $40. There is always a doraand for now candies with new names. Each new thing inventod has its run of pop ularity for a little whilo, and then is succeeded by something else. The candy man who puts the most taking novelties on the market at tho right time is the one who makes money. There is a constant demand not only for new candies but for now flavors nnd designs in old standbys. Molasses candy is as old as any form of confec tionery, yet thero are new flavors and forms of it appearing every littlo while, and caramels and chocolates continually turn up with some French namo pre fixed to them. A man who can invent such things is worth money, and is rare. A'. Y. Evening Sun. - . . IN GAY BARCELONA.' Costumes Worn by the Men nnd Women of the Famous Spanish City. With some exceptions tho ladies still wear tho poetic Andalusian headgear, their glossy tresses piled high, the black lace covering thorn drooping in front in a poiut The Barcelona shop girl or seamstress, however, instead of the mantilla, prefers a crimson or deep yellow silk kerchief, that suits to per fection her dark skin, jetty locks, and glorious orbs. Probably their eyes be come trained by the constant contem plation of vivid colors in mountain and sky, for even in such slight matters as the selection of a flower to place in the hair, or the choice of a stocking to match tho petticoat tho Spanish lass never errs on the score of harmony. Tho peasant too, is no less romantic than artistic. In dress, (lepot'tment and physiognomy, in fact from head to foot, his appearance is characteristic. His woolen cap is in reality shaped like the leg of a stocking happily he does not stiffen or distend it to its full length capacity, the effect would be too grotesque for even his inborn gravity; tho lavish superfluity he draws forward, and, folding it in a scroll over tho fore head, it i.ot only shades the eyes, but is most becoming. It is generally red. and thus not altogether unlike the Phiygian cap; old men, however, often choose a dark brown, purplo or gray color. His short jacket is of black or bluo velveteen, with clusters of tiny silver liligree buttons; ho wears knee breeches, knitted hose, nnd round his waist a red sash no less than five yards in length. To put this on he lets it trail on the ground, and winds himself into it by turning round and round. In the fobls of this searf ho carries a clasp knife of singular shape, presumably of Moorish origin, and peculiar to Cata lonia. Tho blade is from five to seven inches in length, and. laving it flat in the right hand palm. With the point touehing the tip of the two forefingers tho "mui haeho" knows how to throw it with deadly accuracy, A pair of sandals, light and suitable for the climate, complete his equipment and no doubt contribute creatlv to the marvelous feats of speed and endurance for which he is remarkable. On manv a day s journey in tho mountains the " "'B w' acted as my guide wa .............. c iu keep pace with t horse, and where the path beca iKky lie would stride in advan springing like a goat from boulder oouldcr. GentUman'i Magazine.' thu am rOKTLANO PKOIUCK JHABHKT. BUTTKR . Fancy roll, n.... 80 OreRon 1 Inferior grade 12 ) f'i.kled.. tf4(3 80 California roll HO do pickled 8 80 Eastern, full cream s.. 15 20 Orison. do 14 (A 16 California IU Kous-Fresh & 3U Drikd Fruits Apples, qr, aks and bxs. . , 7 0 8 do California 5 Aprlcota, new crop 28 Peaches, unpeeled. new ... 12J 14 Pears, machine dried 10 Pitted cberrlee , 40 Pitted j)lums, Oregon Ui Figs. Cat., In bga and bxs. . 7 8 Cal. Prunes, French 8 (4 10 Oregon prunes 10 ($ I'H Flour- Portland Pat Roller, V bbl 4 2" Salem do do 4 21 White Lily V bbl 4 M Country brand 8 50 3 75 SuperQn 2 60 75 Okain - Wheat, Valley, $ 100 lbs... 1 20 (9 1 25 do Walla Walla 1 07 1 10 Barley, whole, ctl 110 do ground, ton 20 OH & 25 00 Oats, choice milling V bush 40 ($ 45 do feed, good tochoice,old 45 (a) Rye. V 100 lbs 1 00 1 10 Fkbo Bran, If ton 10 00 (317 00 Shorts, V ton 18 0010 00 Hay, V ton, baled (ttlS 00 Chop. If ton ?3 CO 2.i 00 Oil cake meal If ton 82 00 fe33 0C Fresh Fruits Apples, Oregon, V box 00 1 00 Cherries, Oregon, tfdrm... 1 Lemons, California, V bx. , 4 00 5 00 Limes, If 100 1 60 Riverside oranges. If box. . . Los Angeles, do do ... Peaches, If box 1 00 (& 1 25 Hides Dry, over 16 lNi, if Ik 13 14 Wet salted, over 66 tbs QW 7J Murrain bides one-third off. Pelts 10 1 00 Vegetables Cabbage, If lb 1 Carrots, If sack 1 00 Cauliflower, dos Onlens 1 25 Potatoes, new, if bush .... 80 9i "Wool East Oregon, Spring clip. . 14 18 Valley Oregon, do .. 18 20 Tho two oldest trees in the world are supposed to be the one in Calaveras County. Cal., that is bolievod to be 2.5G5 years old, and the cypress of Somma, in Lombnrdy, Italy, that is 1,911 years old, or planted forty-two years before Christ An Ohio wedding was first post poned because the girl's mother died. Then tho young man's father died; then the girl broke a leg; then the young man got kicked by a horse. Last week it was postponed again be cause tho girl's father got mangled in a reaper. Won t they bo a happy couple if they ever do got sjdicodt A citizen of Cincinnati thought that he had a sure fortune in a kitten which had five heads, five tails, ten fore legs, and five hind legs. He also thought that it ought to have about forty-five lives and was good for many years, but after a brief career of fifteen days the littlo monstrosity died, the re sult of too much handling by the curious. One of the queerest facts in nat ural history has been discovered by Rev. J. J. Lafferty, of Richmond, who gives it to tlie world in his religious journal as follows: "Whon a sparrow hawk pounces on a guinea, he lets the guinea fly, but the hawk, sitting on tho back of the fowl, uses his own tail to guide tho guinea. Ho always steers his victim to his nest in tho forest." BOSTON IN LUCK. At the drawing of the Louisiana State Lottery in New Orleans, Oct. 11. three of the big prizes wore captured by Boston men. Mr. Israel Ginsburg, who neid one-tenttiof tickot numbered 13,646. drew one-tenttt of tho rmutjil prize of $150,000. Mr. Ginsburg is a young man, nineteen years of age, and lives with hia fathei at 57 Salem at.rept. . in quarters that betray a life of hard snip and moderate if not extreme nov erty. He is a Russian Jew, a peddler bv trade, and has onlv been in this country a few years. To few men, inereiore, could tlie smile of fortune have been more welcome. The morn ing the lucky numbers were published Mr. uinsourg looked them, as he thought, carefully over, but failed to discover mat his ticket bore the luck iest number of all. When his friend Mr. Finberg coneratulated him' later in the day he naturally thought he was joking, and it was no easy matter to convince mm ol nis good luck. How ever, the nleasRut truth sooner nr lutor dawned upon him, and if he should ever doubt it again all he will have to do will be to visit the Blackstone and Fourth National Banks, where he will find that last week he deposited in them $7,000 and $6,000 resnectivelv The remaining $2,000 the grateful son presented tiis lather. Little else than Mr. Ginsburg's good fortune has been talked of in the neighborhood of Salem street since the drawing. Mr. John F. Sullivan and another Bostonian each held a tenth of ticket 58.480 which also drew a capital prize, the amount ! IJ . 1 a. m com casn received Dy each being $2,000. Mr. Sullivan is a poor man, perhaps, thirty-five years old, who dur ing the past few years has ben with out any permanent employment, though during the most of his life he was a more or less successful junk dealer. He has been a staunch believer in the lottery and has found it nrnfit. able investment before. The other gen tleman, whose name we are not at lib erty to publish, is the cashier of one of the largest and wealthiest companies in uie unneu eiaies. lie has drawn prizes before thouch none wer. rlircro as the last He expressed himself as perfectly satisfied with his experience and considered the Louisiana State Lot tery Company as one of the fairest and most honest financial organizations in the country. Uodon ( Mass.) Courier, Oct. 30th. THF Dr... T..ycuuwr.7riu 'Tll T ""-ES, nlongR;ile.rJ us, i onlt'Ni;, ing known to the i.,,ii 'n" nHlatelybecuror1' I ul'Jct ho ia,.s i ,. Jo being forced iV)pl,FK brindlo cowfrafo. PlF'; I object also i i like relationship the condensed milk-fl, starch mill. Uacto'Jn I object to havin . as a remedy for a. J; little . oo JiStK Iol'K-t,operJn prefer to HU , t ci,m.ing p,.olscon;;;u "'T--CHO being itilMM. womon, old land .'t noarmo. I prefer to J.! or at least until I shall W Vd" to make n.y own sslectlou I object to hnvine tx,, aboutiiiyB.ro. ItlAiT Besides. Wwn pu ? niomber andofngestW ly apt In keeping, r.' I object to having tORoh company is served. For I ' don't see what people wMt' for. Company is a ma and papa have said ao h,i I object to being obli . about with my neck and iT When It Is hot theflienn bothor mo awfully, andwheni chilly, I feel as thounhlwehk to death. nt!' I object when I go out to rii perambulator, to having j, alone in the sun while myniij with that long-legjed chn . l . r "i. jcuuvr wuuBiacne ana clothing. reidj. I object to being Bent to U am not sleepy, and to having i rubbor tube stuck into my nwj! time I turn ovor in the nl"ht I object to having itreM. faces at me. They give me u t1 stare sometimes whon they thai are amusing me. J objoct to being spoken to bi : plo with whom I am uniem!- Why don't thoy wait for u tui tion P ' I objoct to boing the only child family. It's awfullv lonesome i have any brothers or sisters. 1 1 had boon born when it wasliilii to have large families. I object to being called Tom, jts cause my papa was called Tom he was a boy. Because his put htm A nma tin rliiln't lilro m. son for giving me a name Id should think a boy ought to t lowed to choose his own name. I object to wearing dresses urf ing my hair curled. Half tk: think I'm a gal. x . i ... i. i 11 iiiiiiii-s lu in;iii" umaru ui ii A Minn nimtif sv A lila Awn T'ni 4tioiL alni- rvf rinHi paqt trnvtm -i o I objoct to being taught baby What good does it do mo? Altetl bocome proficient in it I hare to ..m lr nn.l nn fll.n It 1111 104111 r v ui iv dim uniuniu i. an. iv.( folks' language Why donHthej mo that in the first place? I nlnnnt tct hftVinrMo IKS DOrem 4li oil cillv Dtnriofl whi oh 1 hart t l"V ""J A -ntA-nv finiAJ flint tllrtTT QTA Ytf du in i j . iuv-j -j - - chestnu's. I objoct to having people trytot In, it ma all ihn tlnm. ThcT W what I it II VlJ A w- (J s1.!M il,n!M M-tarm 1 II A- 1ini P lit lil Hi: iiiuii una hiwiv."- J. iknv oa tint tn knOW tb 1iAKit nmi'o f rm wlinr. I see than t jutti. ia iiiviv i viu - what thev tell me! T -.I,:--. ll.to n. 11 fin frr I lil X UUJUUl, Ulit lillO "ii. w Boston Transcript. Thn volcanoes Popocatepetl T....ji..,ti MnYif.m eicu lAtlVUiJlullbl, oojan i-iriannt & irrand snectade Ot : MM . rond W'ii- llliril I II r4. 1I1HV UIO vvv i i.n; ftw to fi HIIU BI1UW II U J II mull ."l"" few hundred foot of their basei is a regular phonomonoa of v met months. DYSPEPSIA tt.i- - atmlOOIU"- iuyeii loo ibuj""- -U tW America. During n hava been affltoted I M -t . alslmsd w ouuunv "Yoi)"'" , ,h, hop annnnn mr I ifnuouni. j 1 " " . - .ii .11 ft. permanent num.. up fflTm." cuass wnen i suw , , v . . t n n K uiw i Knew, ana ooui - two bottles, and am I T. I r. lrja nAnnnuiKi cuvw - ..." k-rBT - - wi. no r lions OI BUUUIH 7., v,nlml V " one snail or rruau , m , , A nnnMUMlu aione oukui w troubled with Dyspepsia. t vr TTnTE. Vinel04, nnnsTlPATlO lo seenre i.-K"'"' , .rn without changing the ""V .ni.in the 8TS"n SroiMONS LITER REGUUT . . . u a? itrTia-' v""w ..J.IM t' ii train rn fniawr